I woke up today with a little spring in my step. The birds are chirping, the sun is shining, and somewhere some French dudes are french kissing....
I feel like a 6 year old on Christmas morning. Is it because its Thirsty Thursday? NOPE!Is it because Tim Wakefield was 5 outs away from a no-hitter? NOPE! Is it because the Celtics kick off their post season Saturday versus the Baby Bulls? NOPE! Is it because the Big Bad Bruins kick off their Stanley Cup run against the dirty Montreal Cuntnadians?? BINGO!!!!
I am sitting at my desk and wondering:
Who will score the 1st goal?
How many times will the Cuntnadians turtle?
How many fights will there be?
Can Timmy Thomas shut these mutherfuckers down?
Did the Cuntnadians remember to pack their swim trunks? I am sure they will be putting on a diving show.
Does the Hub Bar sell celebratory shots?
Can I start the Care-Ree Care-Ree Care-Ree chant at my desk?
I see you dirty Cuntnadians!