Monday, October 26, 2020

So confusing

This whole new covid life is just wild. Cities rolling back phases, schools cancelling in person learning for more remote things, up is down - down is up.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Even when you make it out to a bar, they are really breaking ya balls for standing up or not ordering food in a timely manner. 

2. Do you brush your teeth before you shower? After you shower? Or as some animal I know does IN the shower?

3.  I hate refinancing my house more than anything.

4. Kev Barry is alive and kicking.

5. How do you retire at 29-0? Good luck Khabib!

6. Gonna be a hell no for me when it comes to corn mazes.

7. Oh by the way Birthday candles are probably going the way of the dodo bird.

8. You mother fuckers weren't going to tell me that Bud Light came out with a remix of their seltzers? Now they have 8 flavors. Just when I was off the seltzer kick.

9. Sour beers are nasty as hell.

10. Kids are a lot of fucking work. God bless all you parents out there.

11. Thai food is trash, don't @ me.

12. Florian Hall is just another victim of the Covid. I assume the land is worth way more than the business at this point anyway.

13. Nothing quite like your niece ordering movies on Amazon. If anyone wants to watch Kajillionaire, i now own it.

14.  How come there aren't any good BBQ joints around here?


Monday, October 19, 2020

Blah

 Fall is usually my favorite of all the seasons. T shirts and jeans, shorts and sweat shirts, it's cold then warm and randomly down right summery. This year it just doesn't hit the same. 


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Old bags of concrete are a bitch to move.

2. I have 84 full size candy bars for any and all the kids that venture out in Halloween - 2 each.

3. When you ask your nephew what he wants for his birthday and he sends you a $300 electric scooter. Not a win.

4. Shishito peppers are like playing russian roulette with hot flavor.

5. Cornbread goes with everything.

6. People are calling 911 on their neighbors for having visitors to their own houses... what??

7. Supermarket sweep is back and I don't hate it.

8. You can't even go on a vacation to try and get away from all the bullshit.

9. When is Phase 4 again? I mean we are going on day 29764688 of not overwhelming health care facilities.

10. Do you use fresh garlic everytime or do you use the jarred garlic?


Monday, October 12, 2020

Whoa nelly

 Brisket takes a while to smoke. And by a while I mean like 18 hours.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Kids can be very polite when they want something.

2. Smoke your wings.

3. I guess Boyce has drunk rap battles 

4. Has anyone started planning a covid 19 anniversary party? I'm in!

5. Having a tree or 2 removed really opens up your yard.

6. Ha ha zoom Thanksgiving is gonna be a thing.

7. The NFL seems to be adapting to the Covid testings.

8. A comfy hoodie can never be over valued.

9. Martells trying to get a friendsgiving going this year. Saturday the 21st.

10. Who gets married in Costa Rica?

11. Some days you just gotta chill, relax and recharge your batteries.

12. Rumor has it TK is looking to buy a condo in May.

13. Seltzers Seltzers and more Seltzers. I'm tapping out of the selter market. Even though Barrel house just released a 9.2%.

14. Do we have a plan yet for bailing out the restaurant business?



Monday, October 5, 2020

Wait

 Are we cancelling Halloween? 


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Can't really start a booze business during covid season.

2. The tree house at the Lucky Dawg in Pembroke is alright.

3. Adam Fay is alive.

4. Chrissy's birthday celebration was a success.

5. Ask Leaden how long it takes to make a brisket.

6. I love me some pasta and meatballs.

7. Finally got a price on a new garage roof.

8. Football and covid don't seem to be mixing well.

9. I know it's 2020 but office phones are getting too fancy. 

10. Ant eaters are every where.

11. Kids sports keep getting shuffled around due to kids testing positive.

12. The outdoor beer garden at Paragon Boardwalk is perfect.

13. Fucking Jeffrey got the tennis elbow in both elbows...hello cortisone shot.

14.  Moving offices blows donkey balls.

15. Joe Martell will pay another dude $500 to make out with Chrissy. Chrissy is game.

16. Are we doing this Sober October thing or what?