Monday, October 30, 2017


Well we survived the worlds largest outdoor cocktail party. Made some great new friends, had a shit ton of fun and can't wait to do it all over again next year.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. If you can't get down with this world series then maybe baseball is NOT your thing.
2. Irish breakfast shots are where it is at.
3. I am a Georgia fan but the Gators fans are wayyyy hotter.
4. Happy hours and drink specials are dangerous.
5. One of my new friends was screaming about how he loves to eat dat pussy.
6. Everyone in Jacksonville loves to tell you how it is the biggest city in the country.
7. Now I have friends in Athens Georgia who said they will host us for a game there.
8. Fuck hotel beds.
9. Jeffrey snores like a duck.
10. Some cunty broad told me repeatedly that Chrissy has a really nice beard and I should do something about my grays.
11. Shout out to the Bearded Pig. Bomb ass food and great peeps.
12. There doesn't seem to be a bad seat in the Jags stadium.
13. I have no idea how people make money doing Uber down there - 15 miles is like $8.
14. Almost forgot some prick spilled ketchup all over my sneaks.

I am sure there are many things that I forgot due to all the alcohol that was consumed plus I am throwing this together right before a hotel check out.

Monday, October 23, 2017

Get on it

The count down to Florida is on.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. South side tavern brunch is where it's at.
2. Unplanned lunch meet ups are the best.
3. Mr 9:05 is alive and well.
4. How come no one is having a Halloween party.
5. Fucking Bobbo telling me I want to be Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory. That cut deep.
6. A woman chastised me for being 40 and not having children.
7. Jeffrey thinks he is an underwear model.
8. Nothing worse than being sick on a Monday and your days ruined.
9. Every time I eat at Coops I get sick.
10. Amazon is the best. Can't wait till they are in Boston so things come in like 5 minutes.
11. The spicy nuggets from BK are legit as fuck.
12. It's always a good post season when the Yankees lose.
13. Chrissy told me he is wearing jorts for 5 straight days in Florida. Straight fire!
14. Man, hockey parent life is crazy.

No blog next week as I'll be hungover in Florida.

Monday, October 16, 2017

Love it

All you leaf peepers must be loving this fall weather.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. There is not a sporting event that TK doesn't like to watch live.
2. Some days you don't have it.
3. The amount of people who love the month of October never cease to amaze me.
4. Day drinking that turns into All day drunk isn't always the best.
5. Getting good news on  Monday, unheard of.
6. Beep boop.
7. Still haven't made it to the new brewery in Braintree.
8. What team is more in trouble - the Bruins or the Patriots?
9. Only 10 days till Chrissy and I leave for the world's largest outdoor cocktail party.
10. Has any one heard from Welchie?
11. One bite everyone knows the rules!
12. Home made scorpion pepper hot sauce is devilish.
13. Why are bikes so expensive.
14. I can not reiterate enough I do not go to kids parties that are at kid places. A party at your house sure. A party at Chuck e cheese no way.
15. Have I told you that I hate fantasy football today?
16. Is there anything better than sleeping with all your windows open?

Monday, October 9, 2017

Well well well

I have said it before and I'll say it again, this year's fucking flying by.  Happy Columbus day.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Burrata people, I finally get it now. That shit is delicious.
2. The Bruins only taking debit/credit and no cash is absurd to me. Cash is King.
3. How long does a fall cold last damn it.
4. If you haven't seen the Miami Dolphins coach doing lines of cocaine then your Monday hasn't been made yet.
5. Bar hopping towards your house is a novel idea.
6. God damn right eye won't stop twitching. What in the actual fuck?
7. Pies, cupcakes and cookies are the way to make friends.
8. At what age do you stop getting birthday presents?
9. Only 11 more Monday's till Christmas.
10. I saw a bunch of people moping off the Redsox band wagon on Saturday.
11. All I can say is live your best life. If it makes you it.
12. If you don't like day drinking then we probably can't be friends.
13. Tom Kelly likes Uber so much he's thinking about doing it on his off days (I think it's just so he can have some pocket change).
14. Have they instituted the rule that if you are vaping anyone can just walk up and punch you in the face? Not yet? Hopefully soon.
15. Fuck fantasy football.
16. Is it ok to answer question of people who are talking to themselves?
17. Still working on going to the Wickendon pub to finish my card. Hopefully before I turn 40. Who is in?
18. Got a lot of flack for last weeks black coffee comment. I double down on it, the people who bitched about it are as closed to lacking empathy as Jeffrey Dahmer.
19. I know we are in hurricane season but fucking enough.
20. Big up to the crowd at the Florida Gators game for singing Tom Petty in unison on Saturday.

Gonna go work hard for this double time and a half today!

Monday, October 2, 2017

Happy Birthday

Happy 40th birthday to one Christian Daniel MacPhail.  Here is to many more. Who would have known 19 years ago today, I had my fake ID taken away but I made a great friend.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People are strange.
2. Bacon over everything.
3. Golfing in the rain is not for me.
4. Helping plan a surprise for a surprise party is stressful.
5. It is October, so the count down to the world's largest outdoor cocktail party is on - 24 days.
6. Congrats to Jason Foley on his $1000 scratch ticket hit.
7. Credit card roulette is no joke, $250 later.
8. Fuck fall time colds/sickness.
9. Forgetting a club on the golf course is no good.
10. It is always great to see Tooma, even if he had to sit on a bus for 12 hours.
11. It is apple picking time. You know apple pies are my jam.
12. I tried to drink black iced coffee, pretty sure that's how sociopaths are made.
13. Is there anything worse than trying to make small talk with someone you have no interest in actually talking too?
14. Phone battery update - still not here.