Is it just me or is this year moving at warp speed? We are almost into May for god sake.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Chrissy is all grown up now. He has a credit card now.
2. Rob and Jeffrey bang out a deck in record time(sorry for the messy clutter):
3. Has anyone seen Rio? Since he ramped up his house search the kid has been MIA!
4. Ian makes custom Gnomes. I asked that he make this one for me:
If you are interested in a custom gnome contact him here:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/ianthegnome
5. Brunch is no joke at the Cheesecake factory.
6. Who would have a full size fridge and freezer in their garage but not actually plugged it in?
7. Shopping for patio furniture is kind of a pain in the ass.
8. Look at all the empty red seats:
9. I officially HATE THE NFL DRAFT NOW.
10. A drunk chatty Chrissy is a sight to see and hear.
11. $5.00 drafts at Fenway and you could score Sam Adams or Bud because there was no line. Winner winner beer for dinner!
12. I hate Hypocrites.
13. My Uncle Willie has made it 15 straight days to work. Could be a record.
14. How the fuck can it be $3700 for a dog surgery?
15. I am trying out a new hair product for my big mop. Not really digging it.
16. Is there anything worse than having no snacks at your house?
17. People are picking up their Mustache Pub Crawl shirts.
18. I guess the kids are all wearing colored jeans this summer. Can't wait to break out my red Guess jeans from 1993.
19. Rumor has it Travis Tebbetts is making an appearance at the Mustache Pub crawl.
20. Anyone up for trying to build a fence?
Hope I see you all at the Bruins Playoffs games this year.
A fun way of chatting about drunk weekends with friends. If you have any question/comments for the mailbag send them along to mrbooze187@hotmail.com
Monday, April 29, 2013
Monday, April 22, 2013
Whoa
It seems like a lot of tension has been removed from the air since the terrorists have been caught. People can now start to recover and try to deal with how altered their lives have become. The bombing victims and their families are never far from my prayers. I hope that you keep them close to your hearts as well. Please remember the moment of silence today at 2:50.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. When the government - local, state and federal - all work together GREAT THINGS HAPPEN.
2. Do NOT fuck with the Gout.
3. If you need a hole dug, call Jeffrey. The kid is the king of the post hole.
4. I have decided to give all the donation money from the mustache pub crawl to the One Fund for the victims of the marathon bombing.
5. I heard the new Slaine cd is the shit!
6. Ice cold beer always tastes better when you are doing manual labor.
7. Who gets a vasectomy in 1 day? Make an appointment on Thursday for Friday morning? Huh, Chiefdude?
8. Has anyone seen Chrissy? I have texted him and called him no answer. We were supposed to go to the casino but that got shit canned.
9. I watched the Campaign the other day. When the children are confessing their sins at the dinner table was the best thing in a long time. I have not laughed that hard in a long time.
10. Pub Crawl T shirts are in. If you want to meet up and get a shirt before hand let me know.
11. I love how there are all these Red Sox tickets available for games. People are scared to get back on the band wagon. Its like they want to but are only putting 1 foot on.
12. Rio is looking at houses like a fiend and can't find one.
13. Here's what the MPC looks like:
14. Katies mother is officially retired. That must be a great feeling.
15. Why is Earth day just one day a year. Shouldn't we be celebrating year round?
16. Piers Morgan is a donkey.
I hope everyone has a great week!
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. When the government - local, state and federal - all work together GREAT THINGS HAPPEN.
2. Do NOT fuck with the Gout.
3. If you need a hole dug, call Jeffrey. The kid is the king of the post hole.
4. I have decided to give all the donation money from the mustache pub crawl to the One Fund for the victims of the marathon bombing.
5. I heard the new Slaine cd is the shit!
6. Ice cold beer always tastes better when you are doing manual labor.
7. Who gets a vasectomy in 1 day? Make an appointment on Thursday for Friday morning? Huh, Chiefdude?
8. Has anyone seen Chrissy? I have texted him and called him no answer. We were supposed to go to the casino but that got shit canned.
9. I watched the Campaign the other day. When the children are confessing their sins at the dinner table was the best thing in a long time. I have not laughed that hard in a long time.
10. Pub Crawl T shirts are in. If you want to meet up and get a shirt before hand let me know.
11. I love how there are all these Red Sox tickets available for games. People are scared to get back on the band wagon. Its like they want to but are only putting 1 foot on.
12. Rio is looking at houses like a fiend and can't find one.
13. Here's what the MPC looks like:
14. Katies mother is officially retired. That must be a great feeling.
15. Why is Earth day just one day a year. Shouldn't we be celebrating year round?
16. Piers Morgan is a donkey.
I hope everyone has a great week!
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
Sad day
I was not going to post today because of the events that took place yesterday afternoon. I hemmed and hawed and went back and forth with myself. Then I read a post online that you have to go about your daily routine or else the Terrorist win. Well this little shitty blog that I post is part of my routine(as much as you checking to read it is part of yours) and Ill be damned if some dirty cuntbag is going to alter my routine.
Here are things that I learned this weekend:
1. FUCK TERRORIST - FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC!
2. Newton is looking for a new home for his dog Snuffy (a 9 year old cocker spaniel):
3. Jeffrey pours beers into his shots before he drinks them.
4. Looks like April 28th is the day for the deck building party - who wants to dig some footings!!
5. Stand up thing by Danny Amendola to donate $100 for every catch and $200 for every drop next season to a "Boston Marathon Relief Fund".
6. The Mustache Pub Crawl tee shirts are in.
7. Its funny when Chrissy goes on vacation he also becomes MIA.
8. It is bizarre to me that people think Nomar, Tek and Nixon should have their number retired.
9. Bill Smiddy made it out back to back weekends.
10. Jack n Jill baby showers are weird.
11. I am blessed to have a lot of great people in my life, who checked up on me to make sure I wasn't caught up in yesterdays activities. They knew I go to the Marathon Monday game each year and that I frequent the finish line area. Marathon Monday has always been my favorite drinking day of the year.
12. Anyone bitching about the Bruins or the Celtics games being rescheduled should get a punch in the face. So that they have a real reason to bitch.
13. The Sox game started the day off so well:
14. What you guys who about Estelles in the South End?
15. When do I pick up my uncle of the year award?
16. Just when I thought I couldn't love Popeyes chicken any more. They go all out with a 5 piece boneless for under 10 bucks!
17. Anyone interested in attending the Samurai exhibit at the MFA?
18. Nothing worse than when your dog has the shits on your daily walk. Have you never tried to pick up a pile of mud?
This seems appropriate for today:
Here are things that I learned this weekend:
1. FUCK TERRORIST - FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC!
2. Newton is looking for a new home for his dog Snuffy (a 9 year old cocker spaniel):
4. Looks like April 28th is the day for the deck building party - who wants to dig some footings!!
5. Stand up thing by Danny Amendola to donate $100 for every catch and $200 for every drop next season to a "Boston Marathon Relief Fund".
6. The Mustache Pub Crawl tee shirts are in.
7. Its funny when Chrissy goes on vacation he also becomes MIA.
8. It is bizarre to me that people think Nomar, Tek and Nixon should have their number retired.
9. Bill Smiddy made it out back to back weekends.
10. Jack n Jill baby showers are weird.
11. I am blessed to have a lot of great people in my life, who checked up on me to make sure I wasn't caught up in yesterdays activities. They knew I go to the Marathon Monday game each year and that I frequent the finish line area. Marathon Monday has always been my favorite drinking day of the year.
12. Anyone bitching about the Bruins or the Celtics games being rescheduled should get a punch in the face. So that they have a real reason to bitch.
13. The Sox game started the day off so well:
15. When do I pick up my uncle of the year award?
16. Just when I thought I couldn't love Popeyes chicken any more. They go all out with a 5 piece boneless for under 10 bucks!
17. Anyone interested in attending the Samurai exhibit at the MFA?
18. Nothing worse than when your dog has the shits on your daily walk. Have you never tried to pick up a pile of mud?
This seems appropriate for today:
Tuesday, April 9, 2013
Tuesday Boozeday
Yes, I am posting on Tuesday but that's only because yesterday was opening day.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Sometimes calling in sick just aint worth it.
2. Chrissy's doctor made some accusatory remarks in regards to his daughters injuries. Keep ya head on a swivel Chrissy!
3. Brewer is alive and working at Gem. JACKIE FUCKING MOON!
4. Fenway was a shit show yesterday with the beer lines. I know the beers are $5 for the month of April but man people were acting like it was their 1st time at a game.
5. Chrissy conquered the wing challenge:
Here is the youtube video - https://t.co/J7BTDbAOqG
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Sometimes calling in sick just aint worth it.
2. Chrissy's doctor made some accusatory remarks in regards to his daughters injuries. Keep ya head on a swivel Chrissy!
3. Brewer is alive and working at Gem. JACKIE FUCKING MOON!
4. Fenway was a shit show yesterday with the beer lines. I know the beers are $5 for the month of April but man people were acting like it was their 1st time at a game.
5. Chrissy conquered the wing challenge:
Here is the youtube video - https://t.co/J7BTDbAOqG
6. Brewer's cougar friend once passed out in the bathroom at Fenway park for 4 innings. Pretty much the best story of 2013 so far.
7. I like watching Wrestlemania but I think I like watching Chrissy and Folan bet each match even more.
8. Smiddy is alive - with a beard, long hair and a scali cap. Looks like a reject from Southie Rules.
9. Rio may be expanding his house search to Quincy. I mean You never hear of anyone switching from North shore to South Shore. WHAT!
10. Sad to report, Welch did not make the Wrestlemania party.
11. Chicken Picatta is gross.
12. Still don't think Chrissy has picked up that wood from Iggles yet!
13. Looks like the July 4th cookout is back on this year. Rob and Jeffrey are on board with the deck building.
14. Lot of people jumping off the B's bandwagon. Just more room for me to stretch my legs.
15. The loaded potato tots from BK are the fucking shit.
16. Nothing worse than losing a $100 bill.
17. Rio is hot with the scratchies right now.
18. Brewer is rocking a mini mullet right now.
Sorry this is up so late. Just busy with work. Apparently when you take a few days off it takes a lot to catch up.
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Wednesday, April 3, 2013
Australia Drink Driving
A COUPLE have each been charged with
drink driving not once but twice in a day in a bizarre chain of events
on North Stradbroke Island, off Brisbane.
Dunwich police conducted a road side breath test on a female driver in Snapper Street, Point Lookout about 1pm.
The 27-year-old recorded a reading of .126 percent and was charged with drink driving. (I don't know if they call drunk driving - drink driving, down under)
A short time later police stopped the same car which was now being driven by the passenger, a 34-year-old man from Redbank Plains.
He recorded a breath test reading of .110 per cent and was also charged with drink driving.
The couple were released but shortly afterwards the man was observed by police in Point Lookout driving the vehicle again.
The man again recorded a positive breath test and was charged with drink driving as well as driving while suspended.
Incredibly the couple returned to their vehicle and the woman again got behind the wheel.
They were again stopped by police and the woman was n charged with drink driving and driving while suspended.
Both will appear in the Cleveland Magistrates Court on May 14.
Dunwich police conducted a road side breath test on a female driver in Snapper Street, Point Lookout about 1pm.
The 27-year-old recorded a reading of .126 percent and was charged with drink driving. (I don't know if they call drunk driving - drink driving, down under)
A short time later police stopped the same car which was now being driven by the passenger, a 34-year-old man from Redbank Plains.
He recorded a breath test reading of .110 per cent and was also charged with drink driving.
The couple were released but shortly afterwards the man was observed by police in Point Lookout driving the vehicle again.
The man again recorded a positive breath test and was charged with drink driving as well as driving while suspended.
Incredibly the couple returned to their vehicle and the woman again got behind the wheel.
They were again stopped by police and the woman was n charged with drink driving and driving while suspended.
Both will appear in the Cleveland Magistrates Court on May 14.
I applaud these two. Drunk at 1pm, 2 DUI's EACH and then both driving on a suspended license. You know they were on their way to some bar to get even more fucked up. Actually, I bet they were on their way to a drunk fuckfest - the orgy of orgies with mounds of coke! I mean how else do you explain it?
Monday, April 1, 2013
April Fools
I have never been one to get into April Fools day. Maybe because I am not into practical jokes or maybe it is because life is a big fucking joke. Either way its just not my thing. Hey if you want to gift wrap your co-workers computer and chair - go for it. If you feel like swapping out someones roast beef sandwich for liverwurst, who am I to stop ya. I am just saying April first means baseball season.
Today is opening day, we get to see what kind of Red Sox team we have. I know tons of you fair weathered fans have jumped on to the next hot team and all that means to me is tickets at face value and plenty of them. Bring on the 2013 season!!
Lets see what I learned this weekend:
1. People are finally getting into the the 6th Mustache Pub Crawl.
2. Chrissy is going to attempt this wing challenge on Sunday, who is coming with:
3. The Cool Ranch Dorito taco is way better than the Nacho Cheese one. WAYYY BETTER!
4. Anyone know of any pet friendly apartments on the South shore? Welchie and his fiance are looking.
5. The website Chrissy got those jerseys from has been shut down by the feds.
6. I've been real domesticated this weekend - doing laundry and the dishes.
7. Re-chaulking a shower sucks.
8. This is Maury type shit - "Hello stranger you had everyone real worried. How are you? Yes I had a baby yes he might be yours. We need to find out well I do! This is him his name is Aiden Gerald he's the best." Chrissy forwarded that to me.
(do you think that child looks like Tooma?)
9. Anything worse than getting a coffee with no cream in it?
10. Yeah I am the dummy who dropped and cracked his phone.
11. Rumor has it, The MacPhails are going to start an annual cookout the 1st Saturday in August. I am bringing a pinata filled with nips!
12. Still waiting on a date for a deck building party...ROB? JEFFREY? TK?
13. Congrats to Supah P who officially closed on his house in Pembroke last Friday. Can't wait for the house warming party.
14. Other than being a live walking talking Maury show, Tooma is flat broke and willing to get any tattoo for a fee. Maybe I can finally get someone to get a form of this(I mean a better quality one and we obviously need Birdy in it):
(Or some garbage pail kids? My little pony? Care bears?
15. I am not the only dummy who dropped their phone this weekend. Rio broke his and had to buy a new one. I am not in that boat - YET!
16. I had to go to several different places to get a ham for Easter. I was none too happy.
17. Duck Dynasty is funny but I feel like the whole thing may be scripted now.
18. Did you know St Joseph was the Patron Saint of moving?
19. I love how Terrance Williams took #55 because Eric Williams wore it. I am a fan of anyone who gets an instant fan base.
20. Is anyone else pumped up for Wrestlemania this weekend?
If anyone wants to watch Chrissy try and take these wings down let me know. Trying to figure out a time. Also if anyone wants to drink and watch Wrestlemania Sunday, come on by!
Today is opening day, we get to see what kind of Red Sox team we have. I know tons of you fair weathered fans have jumped on to the next hot team and all that means to me is tickets at face value and plenty of them. Bring on the 2013 season!!
Lets see what I learned this weekend:
1. People are finally getting into the the 6th Mustache Pub Crawl.
2. Chrissy is going to attempt this wing challenge on Sunday, who is coming with:
3. The Cool Ranch Dorito taco is way better than the Nacho Cheese one. WAYYY BETTER!
4. Anyone know of any pet friendly apartments on the South shore? Welchie and his fiance are looking.
5. The website Chrissy got those jerseys from has been shut down by the feds.
6. I've been real domesticated this weekend - doing laundry and the dishes.
7. Re-chaulking a shower sucks.
8. This is Maury type shit - "Hello stranger you had everyone real worried. How are you? Yes I had a baby yes he might be yours. We need to find out well I do! This is him his name is Aiden Gerald he's the best." Chrissy forwarded that to me.
(do you think that child looks like Tooma?)
9. Anything worse than getting a coffee with no cream in it?
10. Yeah I am the dummy who dropped and cracked his phone.
11. Rumor has it, The MacPhails are going to start an annual cookout the 1st Saturday in August. I am bringing a pinata filled with nips!
12. Still waiting on a date for a deck building party...ROB? JEFFREY? TK?
13. Congrats to Supah P who officially closed on his house in Pembroke last Friday. Can't wait for the house warming party.
14. Other than being a live walking talking Maury show, Tooma is flat broke and willing to get any tattoo for a fee. Maybe I can finally get someone to get a form of this(I mean a better quality one and we obviously need Birdy in it):
(Or some garbage pail kids? My little pony? Care bears?
15. I am not the only dummy who dropped their phone this weekend. Rio broke his and had to buy a new one. I am not in that boat - YET!
16. I had to go to several different places to get a ham for Easter. I was none too happy.
17. Duck Dynasty is funny but I feel like the whole thing may be scripted now.
18. Did you know St Joseph was the Patron Saint of moving?
19. I love how Terrance Williams took #55 because Eric Williams wore it. I am a fan of anyone who gets an instant fan base.
20. Is anyone else pumped up for Wrestlemania this weekend?
If anyone wants to watch Chrissy try and take these wings down let me know. Trying to figure out a time. Also if anyone wants to drink and watch Wrestlemania Sunday, come on by!
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