Monday, June 29, 2020

Can we?

Can we wish America a happy birthday this year or has that been cancelled?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Fucking thunderstorms are no joke.
2. The new Will Farrell movie is trash.
3. Wait now the CDC is saying that it is more than likely 10 times more people have had covid 19 than the 2.5 million that they have reported? I'm so confused.
4. Sometimes you run out of hair product. It happens.
5. The UFC just hits better on the TV outside.
6. Nothing better than the feeling of counting down till vacation.
7. I hope Chrissy wins his suspension appeal.
8. After a month my RovR cooler finally showed. So far I'm in love.
9. Leaden's buddy hitting the Mass Cash 6 times is what we all need right now.
10. The covers channel on XM channel 302 is straight fire.
11. The best thing about being in your 40s is getting out of bed and hurting for no apparent reason.
12. Happy almost Phase 3 day but now we wait a week,maybe, perhaps ahh who knows anymore.

Monday, June 22, 2020


It's good to see mother nature is still drunk.
I mean 80 plus degrees going on 6 straight days with no end in sight... fire.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The beach water warmed up nicely.
2. Laying sod is no fucking joke. My hamstrings are still killing me.
3. Good to see Leaden out on the beach.
4. I would like to say I'm surprised that phone companies are now tracking you due to Covid 19. But I'm not - contact tracing and all.
5. Wait this election is going to have no debates.
6. Outdoor televisions are where it's at.
7. Joe Martell is looking for some help putting in some AC in his house.
8. When did phase 2 become at least 4 weeks long?
9. Man this situation in Seattle with CHOP is crazy to me.
10. Looks like I won't be going to Plunkett this year. Unless he's still going on then I'll be there.
11. Cops at the beach for people drinking is wild to me. Like who is calling for that?
12. What the fuck is going on with UPS? I have been waiting for a package since May 29th.
13. Chrissy has enough fire works to make up for Boston cancelling thier July 4th display.
14. Do Yeti coolers have a life time guarantee? Asking for Karen and Joe.

Monday, June 15, 2020


Hey boys and girls it looks like summer is going to be stopping by this Wednesday and staying for at least the weekend.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The jalapeno bites from Burger King are fire.
2. I am hearing conflicting reports of outdoor dining being either over crowded and getting kicked out or the total opposite and everyone gets to stay for hours.
3. Chinese food hits just right when that's what you want.
4. When do you have to quarantine? When I leave the state and come back? If I'm visiting? I'm so confused. Any help?
5. I know we are in covid 19 and protest season but can we stop all the fire works? I'm not sure we need those going off at 3 am.
6. If a real life Transformer showed up tomorrow would anyone even bat an eye?
7. If you were sitting there thinking have Chrissy's balls shrunk? The answer is no. If anything they are larger.
8. Who wants to go halfsies on a boat?
9. So mask fatigue is a thing now.
10. Do you guys have nosy neighbors? Me either.
11. Anyone hear from Mark Welch? Kids been MIA since golf courses opened back up.
12. Are movie theaters a thing of the past now?

Monday, June 8, 2020

Billy Currington

I am pretty sure he said it best - " is good and people are crazy. "

 A couple of cold beers can bring people together. Let's start handing out beers and making new friends, swapping stories and life events, getting some perspective and input in to what makes us tick as humans.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The longer my hair gets the more people have to say something about it.
2. Fucking Martell never having root beer shots or a grilled cheese in his life is absurd.
3. Blow me is a perfectly good retort when someone says something you don't want to continue having a conversation with.
4. That fucking rain on Saturday was insane.
5. I am not sure what beaches Governor Baker has been too since this shit started but no one is wearing masks on the beach.
6. I do not understand how people love the Eagles so much.  Take your hotel California and shove it up your ass.
7. You didn't hear this from me but Joey is having another pig roast on July 11th.  Get your sides ready.
8. Now that we are onto Phase 2.1 what are you looking most forward too? Where y'all gonna be eating at?
9. Fucking NH not giving a fucking shit and just basically going from 0 - dry humping in terms of opening up is the NH we all need. Live free or die!
10. Jeffrey's fence is finally in and done.
11. I recently read that Italy believes this Covid-19 has mutated to a weaker strain.
12. What week are we on in this self isolation/quarantine? 13 or 14? Time seems to be flying by.
13. Not really sure if I am going for the Tim Allen in the Santa Clause look or Kurt Russell in the Christmas Chronicles. Either way a younger Santa is my current look.
14. I have a feeling that 30 and 36 packs just aren't enough now, Budweiser is gonna start rolling out a 50 pack.

Monday, June 1, 2020


It's fucking June but may as well be December without Christmas. This year just won't quit and Everytime I think we have hit rock bottom there is a new low. Two steps forward and 37 back at this point.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. That Chick fil-a breakfast is legit.
2. I was shocked to learn that Yeti is not made in America.
3. Chrissy bought himself a golf cart.
4. People out there just never having eaten steak tips before is an insane thought to me.
5. Mario is back after the birth of his baby girl and I couldn't be happier.
6. The CARES Act is a bunch of things, not just stimulus but also what you can do with your retirement cash.
7. Maybe Chrissy hit a scratchie because he also bought himself am Arctic Cooler.
8. The UFC fights have been lack luster at best lately.
9. It is surprising how normal a little sun on the beach can make you feel.
10.  The Boyce's heading down to Rhode Island to celebrate their anniversary with a few beers par with 2020.
11. Martell is planning pig roast #2 in July.
12. Charlie Baker treating us all like we are children is beyond infuriating.