In like a lion

It looks like the weather is finally breaking. The grass is turning green. Flowers are starting to sprout. Lets fucking go.

This is the shit I learned this past week:

1. Daylight savings is for the birds. Fuck this shit.

2. It is almost time to swap out them winter coats for something a little bit lighter.

3. Don't forget Mikey's St Patty's parade in Scituate this Sunday. Make sure you reach out to see what you can bring.

4. The polar Vortex isn't going to making an appearance this weekend but it is sending its cousin rain.

5. Not sure who tries out more new shit on their menu - Taco Bell or Wendy's. Them mother fuckers have zero fucks - just throwing things at the wall and see what sticks.

6. Steak and cheese from Ugi's in Roxbury it top tier.

7. They still have Sox tickets available for Opening day and Marathon Monday.

8. My new personal record for tall beers at the 99 is now 10!

9. See you at the Freejacks home opener this Saturday.

10. Tickets go on sale to see Darius Rucker in Quincy, this Friday.

See you guys at the parade Sunday. Maybe this is the year I make to TK O'Mallys...

Spring is in the air

 Can you feel that shit? Spring trying to sprung but mother nature keeps picking up the bottle of Tito's and going HAM!!

This is what I learned while away:

1. Gladiator 2 is fucking god awful crap.

2. Rumors are abound that Joe Martell is lining up another pig roast.

3.  St Patty's day is coming hard and fast. Hopefully Leaden got them oysters this year.

4. The countdown to TK's retirement starts April 1st - is it his 70th bday or the end of the year?

5. Not really sure why it has taken me so long to use the Dunks AP everyday instead of cash.

6. March Madness is coming soon and you bitches know that's my jam.

7. Speaking of my jam - Sunday day drinking/bar hopping has always been top tier in my book.

8. Pool in Vegas in August - death sentence or FUCK YEAH YOU TWAT.

9. When did cars get so damn expensive?

10. You want to feel great about yourself watch some celebrity jeopardy.

11. Back to Mother Nature and that bottle of Tito's - heard St Patty's weekend gonna be another polar vortex.

12. What you guys know about Circa in old vegas? Look at that fucking sports book pool.

13. Say Nothing on FX is a crazy show. Maybe more so because of my naivete in regards to the IRA and the hate between Catholics and Protestants.

14. Today is Ash Wednesday and the 1st day of Lent. What are you giving up?

15. Chrissy thinks I should grow my hair back out long and donate it...thoughts?

16. Who gives a shit about the Oscars?

Usually

I usually don't complain about winter but this is the coldest one I can remember in recent years. I'd just like it to get to 40 consistently.

This is what I learned this past week:

1. The Captain America movie is a C+. Not sure it needed to be made and Sam is a better side character than actual star.

2. Who the fuck hates mustard? Fucking weirdo Martell!

3. I went to Twinnies this weekend...meh!

4. Chrissy loves him some CVS coupons and half price holiday candy.

5. I guess Ozempic for everything now - micro dosing to curb drinking, smoking, gambling and everything else under the sun.

6. Nothing says you had a good day bar hopping like not being able to speak on a Sunday night at bar #5 (Or at least nothing intelligible coming out of your mouth).

7. Im hearing people are upset about Cobra Kai ending...sorry nerds couldn't get into that. Only Cobra I know of is from GI Joe.

8. You ever hit a pot hole on the highway going 80 and then all of a sudden your whole front end shakes? Yeah not the best feeling!

9. People are racing out to buy cars because of proposed tariffs.

10. Who did the all star break better - NBA or NHL?

11. Are you scared to fly now? After all these recent incidents - FUCKING planes flipping over.

12. Brian McKnight still has it. That dude can jam!

13. I need some clarification on this new indoor golf. I mean I know you can bet on it.

Weds weds weds

 I was off on Monday so today is like my Tuesday!

This is what I learned while away:

1. There are people who hate squares...like get over yourselves.

2. I know a few people looking for condos in NH to rent out and make some money.

3. Joe party not as big of a turn out as past years but fun none the less.

4. The flu is out and about this season about 4 times as more than last year. Prayers up for Chrissy!

5. If you would like to be neighbors, 21 Poplar rd is going on the market Friday.

6. Pudding shots are dangerous.

7. Random soccer betting is wild. Just dart throwing.

8. Who knew that ground cinnamon was so good for you and full of health benefits.

9. The Red Sox are already holding sales for tickets and games in April and May.

10. Americans are expected to spend $27 Billion on Valentines day this year. Just follow Mr. T's advice here.

11. I know they say getting old sucks but how come no one ever told me everything causes heart burn?

12. Someone tried to hack into my Venmo account.

Yeah

I won't apologize for not posting yesterday. Christopher Michael Leaden was supposed to be the surprise guest writer this week but he flaked and "got too busy".

This is what I learned since last week:

1. Leaden is all talk.

2. Chrissy is not going to speak to his 11 year old again until she turns 14. Guess she gets a little e-e-e-emotional.

3. I know that its the middle of winter but people lose their mind with the mention of the word snow.

4. Martell's party is still on, Karen hasn't cancelled it yet.

5. Why is there another Jurassic Park movie coming out? 6 wasn't enough?

6. Sometimes you smoke the casino and other times you get smoked.

7. You prefer the Night Agent series or The Recruit? (both on Netflix)

8. Are the Bruins going to make the playoffs.

9. How did all but 1 representative from Mass vote against the Laken Riley act? HOW?

10. Would you get an old tattoo covered up or lasered off? 

11. TK doesn't go to the Next Page on Friday or Saturday nights because there is nothing but fights and people getting banned.

12. Marios B Fit challenge was a success....so where the 21 Sun Cruisers he had after.

13. Massport Fire is hiring.

14.Top 5 Sandwich places - in NO Particular order (depending on what you want for a meal)- Table Mercarto, New Deal Fruits, Sam Lagrassas, Monica Mercato, and Bricco Salumeria. 

I apologize

 I would like to apologize for not posting last week and being late this week. Between these bitterly cold days and training a new guy, I have been a bit behind the 8 ball!  That being said...

This is what I learned while away:

1. Its square season boys and girls. If you have any leads on any squares hit me up.

2. Lukey is at Blasis on Thursday and Friday nights and all day Sunday. Oh and if you are at L street on a Saturday he is there as well.

3. Encore is now upgrading us to suites.

4. Brian McKnight is playing at Twinnies on Feb 15th...in case you fellas need a panty dropper for Valentines day.

5. Mario is doing the B Fit challenge again. Donate here!

6. Looking to start a new pub crawl...any ideas? Whens a good time? what for?

7. Has anyone been to Milwaukee? Anyone want to go out for a Brewers game this summer?

8. Don't forget Joe and Karen are having their annual Super Bowl party.

9. Man the Bruins and Celtics stink right now.

10. Chrissy will be unsupervised from Feb 15th to the 18th...if you are looking to party.

11. The new version of words with friends stinks!

12. Mumble rap is gross as fuck.

Hi Sean

Hi Leaden

New year

We took the Holidays off. We are starting off on the right foot. We are going to try to update on Tuesdays going forward. Mondays just seem busy and chaotic.

This is what I learned while away from the internet for a few weeks:

1. People are just out here raw dogging sleep. Falling asleep on a seconds notice when given a small time frame.

2. Everyone is sick and under the weather.

3. Sometimes you can get hot at the casino and win some money.

4. Chrissy is thinking of starting an OF account...hopefully you guys will subscribe and support him.

5. Do you drive with your jacket/coat zipped up? I never do and apparently I am the psycho.

6. Do you call them blankets or covers? 

7. Fantasy football is over - I won 1 league, came in 2nd in another and finished 9th 2.9 points from having to wear a dress.

8. Next years draft is going to be in Vegas. If you want to see Chrissy in a dress and possible accosted see ya August 23rd.

9. After taking a few years off I am back playing words with friends. Man are there some ads now a days.

10. As you may know January 1st is one of my top 5 days to drink during the year. Nothing like starting the year off right.

11. Thanks for all the birthday love -  47 is a wild age, you wake up everyday and something new cracks or creaks.

12. I hope your Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa and Festivus were all great.

13. Those IG ads are all basically scams.

14. I plan to renovate my 1st floor this spring if you know any contractors let me know.

15. Can anyone explain to me why Dunks charges $4.50 for cold brew and $3.75 for iced coffee?

16. How does the Boston Herald make any money when they offer the paper for $1 for the year.

Hi Sean Riccio!!  Hope you make it up to Boston or us down to RI for some beers.