Monday, January 27, 2020

Who ya got

The Super bowl is Sunday and who do you have winning? You rolling with Mahomies? Hanging with Jimmy G'Unit?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Hickeys are still a thing?
2. Matty Kraemer becomes a make out bandit when he's white girl wasted.
3. How many breweries are too many to visit in a weekend?
4. I can't find a decent Chinese food joint now that Imperial is gone.
5. Congrats to Mario coming in first at the B-fit challenge.
6. Guess who has goalie lessons coming up? Julian!
7. Jelly beans aren't just for Easter anymore. They are out here for Valentine's day too.
8. Jack's Abby has really good food. Which impressed me.
9. Fucking Mamba and his daughter dieing is heart breaking.
10. Anyone want to go to Atlanta for a weekend? We can stay at Matt's and hit up all the strip clubs.
11. Mark Welch is alive and kicking.
12. Has anyone seen Calnan? Been trying to meet up with him for some brews and he's MIA.



Monday, January 20, 2020

Pretty much

This month seems to get longer every year. It's been January 2020 for 6 months now.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Trillium is Canton is pretty nice.
2. Bad Boys 3 was fun as hell.
3. Connor McGregor is looking to be the top paid athlete in the world.
4. The rink in Hyannis is really nice.
5. Fuck colds.
6. Heard from a trusted source the Bud Light Seltzers are trash.
7. Adults celebrate half birthdays?
8. Joe Martell makes one mean charcuterie board.
9. Kid hockey is something. Like they don't know the rules or anything.
10. You or know anyone looking to move to Scituate?
11. Sometimes you gotta just gotta bounce back like a rubber ball.
12. Anyone heard the new Eminem album yet?

Monday, January 13, 2020

Yuppppp

I mean let's jump into this.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Mother fuckers are out here buying Wonka edible bars on the dark web.
2. There is a special place in hell for people who tell you to smell spoiled milk.
3. Paragon Boardwalk beer hall is a good time.
4. How drunk is mother nature? 70 one day 33 the next?
5. Sunday day drinking is my jam.
6. Easy Budlight with your seltzer commercials.
7. Martell's going to Arizona for the Superbowl. I know what you are thinking, the Superbowls in Miami. Exactly!!
8. Is anyone as amped up as I am for this UFC 246 this weekend?
9. I wish I bet the Titans money line the past 2 weeks.
10. Went to Lowell last Wednesday. That's it. That's the sentence. 
11. Speaking of Lowell, no one has heard from Dave since Wednesday. Hope he wasn't the guy in the dumpster fire.
12. Congrats to Julian on his huge win over Milton on Saturday.
13. Cagneys has a new menu and I don't hate it.
14. Shocked to find out Leaden had never been to the SST Braintree.
15. Ever look at your bank statement on Monday and want to puke?
16. I heard Mario was on the South Shore Sunday...hope he made it home alright.




Monday, January 6, 2020

2020

It's the year of seeing better in 2020.

Let's get to it.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People live to break balls.
2. Nothing is gonna beat a Natty Seltzers. You can try Bud Light but I doubt it.
3. Is anyone really shocked the Pats lost?
4. Anyone heard from Dave? He blew off his bday celebration. Been MIA for about 2 weeks. Probably got a chick. #wifedup
5. Work has started to slow down for Chrissy so he's available to make plans. That dude loves making plans(and edibles).
6. New year New me. New year new decade. New this new that. All trash!
7. Anyone make any new year's resolutions?
8. If food doesn't make you happy then you have no soul.
9. Paying bills always seems like 2 steps forward 3 steps back.
10. When's TKs house warming party?
11. We all have that one asshole friend, right.
12. Flanel everyday or only on Fridays?
13. Heard from a whole bunch of people about this mild winter... Just stop. Mother nature has been drunk for a while but she ain't going to just forget about a whole season.
14. Rumor has it Joey Martell and Karen are gonna have a UFC 246 party. The return of Conor McGregor.