Monday, December 26, 2016

End of the year

I am not going to post things that I have learned this week. I just want to wish everyone a happy new year. See you all in 2017!

Cheers and beers.

Monday, December 19, 2016

Get in the mood

If you are being a grouch or someone in your office is then play some Christmas music. BTW what is your favorite Christmas jam? Obviously mine is Christmas in Hollis.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Finally got around to binge watching Stranger Things. Great show.
2. Jeffrey peels his bananas from the bottom up...Da Fuq?
3. Sometimes it is difficult to get together, everyone has something going on.
4. Has anyone heard from Chris Leaden? Everytime I text him he is "working".
5. Cutting off the tip of your thumb is not good.
6. Pretty surprised that the malls have not been crazy this season.
7. It is always disappointing when you go food shopping. No matter how much you spend or the amount of products you get it never feels like you got your money's worth.
8. After this week of NFL games I can see why viewership is down.
9. Dear Redzone channel if I wanted to watch the fucking Giants game I would have just turned my TV to Fox.
10. Rouge One was OK. Lots of action but really not a movie that needed to be made.
11. Trying to figure out the Yankee regift party. Does January 7th or 14th work?
12. This may be the 1st Christmas in 10 years that I don't have to work.
13. Rumor has it a mutual friend is #1 on the Saugus fire fighters list.
14. How many Christmas songs does Michael Buble' have? He is like king of Christmas.

Still didn't get a NES classic but my birthday is next week...Let's hope it shows up Wednesday.

Monday, December 12, 2016

Boohoo it's snowing

Mother fuckers lose their mind when it snows or rains. Guess what you twat burgers this is New England and seasons fucking change. We get snow and you should know how to drive in it by now.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Sometimes you just fall asleep 2 hours before you plan on it.
2. Honestly, who brings nips into a wedding, Chrissy?
3. You know you had a good time when you Uber from a wedding.
4. So far Christmas shopping on Saturday is A solo mission.
5. Congrats to Nicole and Sean on their wedding, have fun on the honeymoon.
6. How do you just get plantar fascitis?
7. I did bang out some shopping already and it looks like bottles of booze for some of you guys.
8. Do they actually make ugly sweaters anymore? Like ones that aren't supposed to be ugly.
9. Pretty sure Chrissy doesn't own a suit at this point because he is stubborn. If you die anytime soon he will probably wear what he wore to your wedding.
10. I think if they didn't spin off so many versions of CSI the original would still be on.
11. I heard that Yesterday's is for sale in Quincy, if you are looking for a new venture.
12. Pretty sure Chrissy is on vacation for the rest of year starting Thursday. Get your time in before 2017 kicks off.
13. Between Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon original programs who needs cable?
14. Since Kung Fu Dave bought his condo I haven't heard from him, have you guys?
15. Another year and more Sox Pax. Thanks Boston Red Sox.
16. Its pretty amazing how a haircut can make your day.

Tuesday, December 6, 2016

The end is near

There are only 25 days left in 2016. Holy Jesus this year flew by.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Tom Kelly still prefers Barretts Ale house to Emma's. Better sights better sounds.
2. Chrissy still busts my balls when I don't post on Mondays.
3. Speaking of Mondays, apparently Mondays are the new Saturdays. I saw a couple of dudes wrecked at the Bruins game last night. One looked like the silent funneler the other a taller version of Chrissy, who fell down the stairs onto a lady. Monday classic!
4. First the Garden started selling cans now they have a whole premium beer garden on the 3rd floor.  It's like you crashed a party being up there.
5.  Unexpected naps are the best naps. Just chilling watching TV then blam you wake up 20 mins later.
6.  I hope that Dhags is going to be ok. My prayers go out to him and his family.
7.  I am sure you all have seen the kangaroo video but in case you haven't click here.
8. I haven't done any Christmas shopping yet.
9. No one got back to me about the first Annual Drunknothings Christmas drinks and shopping day December 17th. It may be like previous years of me shopping and drinking at the Cheesecake factory.
10. My phone updated and it seems all different.  It's annoying as fuck.
11. Pencil in January 7th, as a trip to Providence, the Wickendon pub and bar hopping.
12.  Nothing worse than being run down and sick.

Ok just a quick 12 pack for you animals this week.

I am looking forward to some laughs Saturday night at Supah P and Nicole's wedding.