Monday, January 28, 2019

A game of chicken

Apparently, Tom Kelly is doubling down with his declaration of a mild winter. He is not even getting his snow blower ready this season. So be prepared to have the next 4 months pretty much cancelled.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Even Lumbersexuals have to wash their flannel shirts from time to time.
2. Even Carlos gets in trouble with the ladies.
3. Jeffrey plans to shave off his beard next Monday after the Superbowl.
4. Sometimes you need a relaxing weekend of doing nothing.
5. Eggplant rolatini is my jam.
6. There are more menu items on the Macphail Superbowl bash than people who have RSVP'd. Let's get on this.
7. I love getting my teeth cleaned.
8. Who knew reading glasses could be so damn expensive?
9. What would be a more challenging bet - no coffee, no candy, no eating out (for meals you pervs), no carbs, no alcohol or no meat for 6 months?
10. I just found Schitts Creek on Netflix. It's a weird show but I don't hate it.
11. We are going on week 6 of Chrissys search for a job. No one got any pull? Supah P? Mark Welch? Mike Foley? Jeffrey? Chris Leaden?
12. Congrats to Mario and Saugus FD for coming in 2nd as a team at the Garden to raise money for the Bruins Foundation.

Have a great week. Let's hope the Pat's bring home another ship. I mean it's been 3 months since Boston won a championship.

Monday, January 21, 2019

Brrrr

Man you call out mother nature and that bitch hits you with a 2 degree morning.  Thanks TK!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. HKD likes em artsy.
2. South side tavern has pretty good food.
3. The UFC on ESPN + is crap.
4. The Patriots man. The hatred for them grows every year. The more they win.
5. Make sure you check in with Chrissy to see what you can bring to the Superbowl party. I know last year there was no deserts.
6. Widowmaker in Braintree is a nice chill place. Beers are good too.
7. Sometimes it's just time to move on.
8. Vet bills are no joke.
9. Burton's burgers are bomb as fuck.
10. Julian thinks he is going to be the next Tuukka. Good luck Jeffrey.

Off to do some work. These low temps make it a real pain in the ass.


Tuesday, January 15, 2019

Meh

So during my hectic Monday it totally slipped my mind to post. But here I am on a Tuesday.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People only care about the Superbowl if the Patriots are in it.
2. Macaroni and cheese can be consumed at any time.
3. Can you ever get sick of eating pizza?
4. Random day drinking is full of laughs.
5. 11 sneezes is my new record for consecutive sneezes in a row. #Goals
6. You don't realize how many things get effected by a government shut down.
7. TK O'Shea's in Rockland ain't a bad little spot.
8. I get it Chrissy, it is very stressful not knowing what's going on in your company.
9. Never make fun of some one with acne...next thing you know - huge zit.
10. Has anyone seen Dave since he got his new dog and new job? New year same Dave.
11. Stuffed pork loin is something that more people should be doing.
12. Anyone know any business advisors.
13. Heard a rumour that Matt and Megan are looking to move up to Mass.
14. Have you ever been truly wasted if it doesn't look like a yard sale from your door to where you pass out?
15. Get ready for way more winter. Tom "Black Cloud" Kelly said something about a mild winter. We are all fucked.
16. White chocolate is not chocolate.

Peace

Monday, January 7, 2019

New year

I love how people are all about new year new me yet still bring that shitty 2018 attitude with them. 

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Sometimes your couch just wants to hang out with you.
2. 2 different nephews, 2 different rinks, 2 different hockey games...already in the running for Uncle of the year for 2019.
3. Chrissy is still looking for a job. None of you guys have any ins?
4. Totally normal to go to the same bar on back to back days, right?
5. Who doesn't like spare ribs?
6. Big Dick Nick or St. Nick? What nickname do you prefer for Nick Foles.
7. People who clamour for baseball season on January need to have their heads checked. Baseball season is almost 10 months long as it is.
8. I say God help me at least 10 times a day.
9. I love when Uber sends me 30% off rides.
Drink em if you got em.
10. You ever have a friend you can't ever get in touch with but as soon as they need something they are blowing you up?
11. Breaking in new boots stinks and it sucks. How do ladies have so many pairs of shoes?
12. Ham salami and cheese is life!

Gotta run. Keep up the good fighting. Don't forget to say please and thank you. Smiles matter.