Sunday, November 30, 2008

Dan Band...

In anticipation for the Dan Band this Thursday, December 4th here is an interview with Dan Finnerty:

And here is their new video:

This will be the 1st time in 4 years that the boys and I will not be attending the show...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This weekend has already been fun filled with great sports stories and the Pats haven't even played yet.
The Bruins, backed by Manny Fresh Fernandez, won back to back games Friday and Saturday.
The Celtics did the same.
The BC Eagles are going back to the ACC Championship game. This Saturday, December 6th, in Jacksonville they will take on Virginia Tech. Now raise your hand if you thought that was going to happen after Matty Ice graduated?? NO ONE? NOT ONE HAND? Didn't think so.
The Pats are going to have to play a damn near perfect game today to beat the Steelers. I for one will be rooting for Matt Cassel to play his ass off and get us to the playoffs. I love me some Sunday football! I hate me some Thursday football. I THINK IT SUCKS. In a few weeks they will start having Saturday games too. It is getting as bad as college football with games every day. Oh well what can you do, the NFL is a money making machine and they will do whatever they can to make the most money. CHA-CHING! CHA-CHING! CHA-CHING!

I hope that everyone has started their holiday shopping. Not that I am counting down or anything but my 31st birthday is only 28 days away!!!

Saturday, November 29, 2008

I knew Ellis Hobbs would get his revenge

Giants WR Burress suffers accidental gunshot wound
59 minutes ago

New York Giants star wide receiver Plaxico Burress accidentally shot himself in the leg Friday, according to multiple media reports.

Burress was hospitalized with gunshot injuries Friday night that were not believed to be life-threatening, FOX reported Saturday.

A spokesman for the Giants on Saturday told PA SportsTicker that the team had no comment, although they acknowledged they are aware there was an incident.

Burress has not practice all week due to an ailing hamstring and already had been ruled out of Sunday’s game against the Washington Redskins.

Citing sources familiar with the situation, the New York Daily News reported that Burress was shot late Friday night, but no further details of the incident are available.

Burress, who has 41 receptions for 454 yards and four touchdowns, aggravated the hamstring injury early in Sunday’s 37-29 triumph over the Arizona Cardinals and has not practiced this week.

It has already been a tumultuous season for Burress, who missed the team’s October 5 game against the Seattle Seahawks after being suspended for missing a team meeting.

Burress, who signed a five-year, $35 million contract extension prior to the season, also was involved in a sideline confrontation with coach Tom Coughlin during a game and has been fined multiple times.

The Record of Bergen County reported last month that police responded to two domestic disturbance calls at the home of the star wide receiver in the past six months.

Plexico has to be one of the biggest idiots in the NFL....someone needs a new reciver for there fantasy leages

Friday, November 28, 2008

Costanza Alert – Week 13:

“You're right. Why must there always be a problem. You'd think just once I'd catch a break. God knows I earned it with that score.” – George in The Frogger (1998)

We are headed down the home stretch kids……who’s gonna be the one to catch the lucky break that leads them to first place? Who is going to avoid the key late season injury? Whose draft day bust is finally going to play up to their potential and go on a 20 fantasy points per game run. Dead Beat Dad has been riding the Warner/Fitzy train all year and is hoping it will last another 4 weeks. Sflabo is waiting for Cutler to get back on track, if he does FLABO may be the team to beat. Street Pharmacist is lacking the star power but has been getting contributions up and down his line-up and may have one of the deepest teams in the league. Nacho Papa started off the season as the team to beat and is finally starting to get the production they had envisioned. The hard part for NACHO is to figure out who to start and who to sit. Madd Fucking Niggerish has been hiding out in 5th place all year but is looking to make a big push to finish off the year in the money. JSL Enterprises has been up and down all year long. Now that Romo is back and slinging it JSL is looking to finish strong and end the year with a first place trophy on the mantle. Slippery Wizards has been playing possum all year but has the star power to make a push for 3rd place. It’s going to be close so study up on those match-ups and remember not to forget you can never go wrong with Thursday, Saturday, or Monday night action.

Before we look to the future and what the fantasy weekend will bring. We at Costanza Central and the Iggles Household hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving. I’m not really sure what the Ladies of Costanza Central did but we were happy that Kat (one of our ladies) kept up with tradition and did some shopping and cooking.

As for me and Mrs. Iggles, we made our normal pilgrimage to Legal Seafoods for dinner. I know this sounds very bizarre to go out to dinner on Thanksgiving (we do the same thing for that faux holiday on December 25th) but we figured out a long time ago that it was 1000 times more enjoyable. No cooking, no cleaning up after ourselves, no families, no fake conversation with relatives we don’t like, no annoying questions about weddings and grandchildren……just the two of us. If you’ve never gone out to a nice dinner on Thanksgiving I would definently recommend it…..once you try it you may never cook again on a holiday.

A few questions:
1. Am I asking too much for the Dunkin Donuts to open up at noontime on holidays? I started to get the shakes around 2pm due to caffeine withdrawal.
2. Would somebody please explain to me how is it possible that I was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic going 20 mph on a 3 lane highway on a holiday? For the love of God (it’s an expression….I’m Atheist) how is that possible.
3. Why can’t hockey step up to plate and make the day after Thanksgiving the unofficial kick-off of hockey season? Basketball uses December 25th as it marquee match-up day to get the basketball season going on TV. Hockey could do the same thing. The day after Thanksgiving Day has to be the longest day ever with absolutely nothing to do.

OK…..I’ve stalled long enough let’s get this party started. The Start of the Week was a tough one but I think I’m locked in with the choice. At first we were eying PHARMACIST and his QB’s. Edwards put up a 37 spot last week and I’m always a fan of riding the hot hand. But if we are gonna talk about hot hands then we need to look at Tyler Thigpen. Hey NACHO, the kid is on fire right now……not sure I’d want him riding the pine especially playing against Oakland. Of course to win in fantasy football you have to stay ahead of the curve. So I’m curious about the move NIGGERISH made….picking up Ginn Jr and not starting him. Hmmmmmmm. These are all tough choices but I think we’ll go off the beaten path for this weeks pick. So FLABO your start of the week if Jake Delhomme. Now we know Delhomme sucks but Cutler is really starting to scare us. So go with Delhomme and you’ll thank us next week.

Cheerleader of the Week:
Jessica Diaz
Tampa Bay Buccaneers Cheerleader
Age: 25
Quote: “I live and breathe pewter, red and black”
Marketing Major

50/50 winner...


I would like to thank everyone who helped sell the tickets.
I would like to thank everyone who bought some tickets.
Your generosity will go a long way this year.

Black Friday

Today is Black Friday. Some people got up today at an ungodly hour to go shopping and try to get the best shopping deals around. Me personally, NOT A FAN. I know a $399.00 lap top is a great deal and all but I am pretty sure you could get it for $429.00 at some point during the year. You have to weigh the $30.00 savings against: getting up at 3:30 am, mapping out a shopping route, fighting off groups of old ladies/housewife/mother-daughter tandems, and then the lines! LINES LINES LINES!!! Lines every where. Lines to get into the stores. Lines to pick up big ticket items. Lines to purchase the steals of the day.
You can keep your $2.00 DVDS, 60% offs, "door busters", Extra early morning additional 20% offs, and all the other bullshit that is involved with this crazy day. I'll sleep in and pick up my deals throughout the year.

I hope that everyone had a fun and safe Thanksgiving holiday. I know I did.

Now onto my college picks. I know last week 2-5 NOT a good start.
WV -3 Pitt - I'm riding the Pat Whites, oops West Virginia Mountaineers over Pitt today. Nice season Davey
Va Tech -8 over Virginia - Va tech, Must win to get to the ACC championship game, in Blacksburg - Nuff said
Bama' -14.5 Auburn - Usually Auburn plays Bama tough but Nick Saban needs a decisive win before his big SEC Championship showdown against Tim Tebow and the Florida Gators
South Carolina +1 Clemson - normally I don't like to pick against Clemson in Death Valley but Dabo Swinney just doesn't do it for me
Wake Forrest -4 Vandy - Vanderbuilt we hardly knew ya. 5-0 to start the season and just 1-6 since? I don't think you get that Bowl bid

You had 1/4th of the season and now the door is closed...

The Wanna B's list has started:
1. Billy Costa Kiss 108s own radio personality
2. Brian Ryan
3. Chuck Tofuri

If you know someone who should be added to the Wanna B list send me a quick email at MRBOOZE187@HOTMAIL.COM.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

B's Highlights

I know I know
I don't normally post youtube videos(since they don't load at work) but since tomorrow is D-day to get on the Bruins bandwagon I thought it would be nice to add some motivation to join.

Hope everyone has a safe Thanksgiving day.

Quote of the Week!!

I figured this quote would be most appropriate at this time ---If you're at Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, "Boy, these are good cigars!".

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

ADSL Season 3 - Fantasy Football Update:

Damn you David Garrard……..DAMN YOU!!! As soon as I saw the fumbled snap on the Jags first offensive play I knew we were in for a long day. I feel like Smidawgs after he runs into one of his lady friends that he never called back after a night of SmidLove! A slap across the face, a punch in the gut, and a kick in the balls. Yep, that pretty much sums it up. And just like Dr. Smidlove we will get right back on the proverbial horse and give it another try. Please Note: Just so we are clear the term ‘proverbial horse’ is an expression and in no way a reference to the size of Smidawgs ladies.

Well boys and girls as I’m sure you are aware, it was a rough week at Costanza Central and a rough week in the Land of Iggles! The McNabb Era is officially over! I know he is starting Thursday but the reality is it is OVER. No more puking, no more ‘fro, no more stupid jokes, no more black QB who tries not to be a black QB even though he is a black QB. For you politically correct people out there please replace ‘black’ with ‘athletic’ in the previous sentence…thank you. Next, we would like to apologize to those of you that have tried to call Costanza Central at (800) GO LATEX. I understand the urge to mock us at C.C. is irresistible. But we told you we weren’t feeling good about a Start of the Week. We aren’t here to make excuses…we made the call and it was wrong. So the calls into the phone banks are well deserved, but as most of you have figured out you couldn’t get through to a live person at C.C. We were so busy getting up and running after the move we never got the phone service lined up. Well, for those of you that did call, and trust me after the week we had (fucking David Garrard) the calls were coming in left and right, you know what happened. For those that didn’t call here is a video that will explain it better than I can...

So let’s move on people and put the past behind us. For the first time all year the Costanza Award was a no brainer. We would like to thank D St Dirtballs for making this week the easiest decision we’ve had all year. DIRTBALLS you are the week 12 winner of the Costanza Award. Donovan ‘I didn’t puke in the Super Bowl’ McNabb posting a ridiculous -3 points and Matt ‘Tom Brady Who?’ Cassel putting up another monster week with 44 points. Then on top of that your bench scored a respectable 114 points and your starters could only manage 59 points. DIRTBALLS you gave us no choice this week…congratulations! But that doesn’t leave the rest of you bastards off the hook. Smidawgs….now listen very carefully. Pittsburgh is the new Denver…their running backs cannot be trusted at any cost. Just move on and don’t look back you will thank me later. But Parker is not the reason you are getting mentioned here…….nope you can thank your boy Kevin Walter. 18.5 points is a lot to have on the bench when you’re trying to avoid the dress. The Roethlisberger benching didn’t help your cause much either. Now for our old friend Street Pharmacist….you’re damn lucky DIRTBALLS screwed the pooch this week or you would have been the hands down winner. 118.5 points from your bench and 83.5 points from your starters was painful to see. The Trent Edwards benching cost you 17 points all by itself. I’m pretty sure all those points will be needed when it gets down to crunch time at the end of the year. Dead Beat Dad…’re not immune from this carnage that we called week 12. DEAD BEAT tried to get cute and sit Thomas Jones and it bit him in the ass. A trusted ‘WIZ’ at fantasy football warned everyone that all Jets were a must start. And DEAD BEAT ignored this advice… they paid the price. Go F yourself Antonio Pittman………FU! Same goes for you JSL Enterprises (not the FU part)…..Leon Washington was a must start and you also ignored the WIZ! Now listen up people this league championship is going to come down to the wire. Mistakes in week 12 will cost you in the end. So cut the shit…..start studying up and get the rosters right for week 13.

Things I’m Thinking…….
1. All jokes aside…..if a high school QB is lighting up the NFL like Cassel is can we really keep calling Tom ‘GOD BRADY’?
2. Thank you XM and Sirius. I really don’t care who bought out who. I’m just happy I get my Led Zepplin station and my Hair Nation station. I can drive all day listening to both of those.
3. Now listen up Atlantic Beer Garden! If you touch my coffee again there will be repercussions. The word ARSON is in my vocabulary. I’m pretty sure you’re insurance company will not look kindly on a new place burning to the ground. I’m just saying.
4. Bring in a virtual rookie in a close game on the road against a tough Baltimore defense. Really Andy Reid? Really? (deep breathes Mr. Iggles…..deeeep breathes)
5. Happy Thanksgiving everyone….even though I’m Atheist.

Stop the presses! Defending Champs has finally gotten some fantasy points out of their TE and believe it or not they came from Tony ‘Goose Egg’ Scheffler. Granted it was only 1.5 points but when you’re fighting for your life to get out of the basement you will take what you can get. Speaking of basement and TE look who showed up on the radar this weekend. You guessed it….Smidawgs has decided he wants the Goose Egg club to be named after his TE. Come on man, 0 points from your tight end Smidawgs? You have got to be kidding me! There isn’t any reward for getting the worst production from the TE position people so let’s get the crap. Now I want both of you to read this very carefully. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES AM I CHANGING THE NAME OF THE GOOSE EGG CLUB! It will not be the Fasono Club or the Scheffler Club. Not gonna happen! There are 17 free agent tight ends out there that scored more points last week than both your tight ends combined. Spend the freaking $5 and go get a real TE. I mean Jesus H Christ how difficult is it to play a TE that might actually score you some points.

I think that’s it. It was a long weekend and I need some rest. Headed to Florida next week for 10 days but I think I can still get the posts up on the blog. Unfortunately the trip is for work but Mrs. Iggles will be joining me on Friday for a quick weekend getaway. I don’t want to start any rumors but there may be enough time for Mr. Iggles and Mrs. Iggles to officially tie the knot. We both love animals and getting married while swimming with the dolphins would be awesome. Also, Costanza Central is very excited that our favorite holiday of the year is right around the corner. So we may be doing a special edition on the blog starting December 1st. CAN’T WAIT!

Oh yeah one more thing. Last time I checked Thanksgiving Day is meant to be a day of giving thanks. Well in preparation I’d like to thank Vida Guerra’s parents for giving us this………….

Better luck next time LOSERS!

Monday, November 24, 2008

Lets start the week off right

It's Monday so lets have another start to a great week.

This Thursday is Thanksgiving, which happens to be one of my favorite days of the year. Since me and the old lady both work on Turkey day we usually cook and celebrate on Wednesday night. Hey mans gotta eat.

After the beating the Bruins put on Montreal on Saturday night they are starting to heat up the sports pages again. The Sunday Herald had them in the front pages of the sports section. People are talking, now if we could only get Timmy Thomas some votes for the All Star game. Vote early and vote often. Unless you want to see some dirty Cuntnadians win all the spots.

Today the Bruins reveal their 3rd uniform:

I think it is alright. Nothing spectacular. I do like the new logo overall though.

Friday is the Black out game. If you are going to the game wear a black shirt or just get there early enough to get one of the free shirts they are handing out.
B's bandwagon is almost full get on while you still can.

The Wanna B's list has started:
1. Billy Costa Kiss 108s own radio personality
2. Brian Ryan

If you want to add anyone to the list or have a question for the mail bag send me a quick email to the address at the top of the page.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Son Of A Bitch

I know you Bastards knew about this and said nothing to me. Now I have to sign up for Facebook which I had no intention on ever doing.

Eagles Fans Roll Deep in Boston
This Eagles fan report comes to us from James Conroy.

Can you imagine a group of 75 or more Browns fans, or Dolphins fans or Lions fans gathering at a bar in South Philly to watch their team each week? It wouldn't happen. Yet in the shadow of Fenway Park, dozens of Eagles fans who live throughout the Boston area meet up to cheer on the Birds each week and take over a bar.
I moved to Boston the day after the Phillies World Series parade - a pretty good sendoff. After never really living that far away from the Philly area, I was a little concerned that my time in Boston would have me watching Patriots games and missing out on my Philadelphia sports. But, with the wonderfulness that is the internets, I was able to find a group of Philadelphia expatriates who get together weekly to watch the Birds.
For the last two years, as many as 200 Philadelphia Eagles fans have gathered at An Tua Nua, an Irish pub just blocks from Fenway, to watch games on two big screens and celebrate their love of the Eagles without having to deal with the annoyances of opposing team's fans.
Although people have said that there are other Eagles fans who meet up at bars around the Boston area (like Champions), it appears the crowd at An Tua Nua are the only ones who take over an entire room and get food and drink specials all to themselves.
David Quinn, who is essentially the head of the group, said that for game one this year against the Rams, over 160 people turned up and the group was able to raise more than $140 for the Eagles' "Tackling Breast Cancer" fund and have raised close to $800 as of yesterday.

And from what I could tell yesterday, the bar loved the fact that Birds fans show up there every week. When I asked the bartender if she was concerned about Eagles fans bad behavior which is promoted by the media, she didn't know anything about it and said all the fans at An Tua Nua were great.
With close to 200 members on "Philadelphia Eagles Fans of Boston" Facebook group, they've proven that basically anywhere you go you're bound to run into Eagles fans. I mean, about five years ago I'm in St. Lucia on vacation wearing a Eagles t-shirt and a guy stops me to find out the score of the game the previous week because "these bastards were watching soccer."
And, unlike Eagles players, everyone at Au Tua Nua knew that a game that ends 13-13 after overtime is called a tie.

Saturday Saturday Saturday

I know, I know I always write on Fridays. Well yesterday I wasn't feeling it so... SUCK IT!!

Lets start with a shot gun beer for breakfast, FrankBrown style:

Frank keep trying to make them shotguns a little bit faster. One day you may be able to beat an 11th grader.

Now lets put our glasses on so that we can read this a little bit better:

Last night was Hanson Brothers Night, from Slap Shot,at the Bruins game. The first 10,000 fans got these glasses. Mikey T was fortunate enough to score a pair.

This is where we were sitting - Matty, Brian, Mikey T and I. Not bad for some free seats. The Bruins really hook you up when you buy season tickets. Four free tickets to a game, two rows from the ice? Thanks Mr. Jacobs.

Since it is Saturday and all I usually do is watch College Football, here are my picks for today:
West Virginia -7 over Louisville - Pat White can not be stopped
Virginia +3 over Clemson - Al Groh at home
Vanderbuilt -3 over Tennessee - Fulmer it was time to call it quits last year
Michigan State +15.5 over Penn State - I'll take the points, even though MSU hasn't beaten Penn State at home since 1965
IOWA -6 over Minnesota - I like the Golden Gophers at home but I think Shonn Green is too much for them.

Tomorrow we should all be down the new Atlantic Beer garden watching football and drinking beers. Feel free to stop down


Sorry Mr. Booze I know you don't like old stuff being posted but I was pretty sure nobody has seen this. This chic really scares me....but at the same time I'm sort of turned on.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Costanza Alert – Week 12:

"Yes, this is a business office, but I'm not a businessman per se. I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system."
George, trying to get a date with a communist, in "The Race"

If you've been following the blog (and comments) you know it's been a rough week in the IGGLES Household. We won't get into too many details and no I'm not going to get into opposite worlds thing and so on and so on. IGGLES will live on but unfortunately change is under way at Costanza Central. Costanza Central has been forced to relocate and now has a new home.

Over the past few weeks the Costanza Crew has thoroughly enjoyed your mail, texts, e-mails, and phone calls. The suggestions are great and we try to fit something in if we like it. The hate mail has been absolutely must read material, the death threats are even funnier, the first letter that was laced with fake Anthrax was a little scary but we got used to it after the first few times. We're still trying to figure out who sent us the horses head….that was the best one yet. Anyway, in these hard financial times we couldn't afford a new place but we were able to lease some space from a company in Boston. So keep the mail coming… is our new address.

Costanza Central
c/o Vandelay Industries
1 Vandelay Way
Boston MA 12345
Phone: (800) GO LATEX

Since we have been getting settled in at the new diggs I'm not really feeling a Start of the Week or even a Sit of the Week. I haven't been able to do any research this week due to the move. Plus, the ladies of Costanza Central have been absolutely useless. They are more concerned about getting the bar set-up and stocked so they have something to drink during lunch breaks.

We could take the easy way out and call for Westbrook to be benched but D St Dirtballs already has him on the bench. We liked what we saw from Nacho Papa this week getting a head start with the unconventional start. NACHO is going with Marvin Harrison over Lee Evans… your style NACHO show Evans who’s boss after he landed you in the Goose Egg Club last week.

Thankfully the bar has been set-up so I can consult the ladies and we are all in agreement. JSL Enterprises you need to bench Tony Romo this week in favor of David Garrard. Now JSL, don’t think about it…don’t talk about it….don’t even sleep on it. JUST DO IT!! Garrard over Romo is your start of the week. How can you not play a guy with this much style? He’s got pimp written all over him and we know how much you respect a pimp. MUST START J.S.L.

A few questions:
1. Is everyone going to end of the fantasy year get together? Is this just a league thing or is anyone invited?
2. Still no offers to stay at someones house. Is it something I said?
3. Anyone interested in being a guest writer on the ADSL Weekly Review? You don’t have to write the whole thing just a few paragraphs about anything.
4. Would anyone be interested in a Ladies of Costanza Central Calendar?

Cheerleader of the Week:
Missy Barrickman
Miami Dolphins Cheerleader
Hometown: Pittsburgh, PA
Occupation: Medical Sales/Marketing
Dream Job: Host “Wild On” on E!
Missy’s website is also good so if your interested in may be worth taking a tour.

I love me some Richard Pryor

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

a little update...

Splitsville for Paris and Benji
Days after Paris was "all over" her ex Stavros Niarchos, the heiress dropped the Good Charlotte rocker like a bad habit, telling him he was "too controlling" and that she needed her freedom back, a source tells Star exclusively.
Shortly after their breakup, which took place on Nov. 17, Paris let her hair down at Villa nightclub, where she partied with her sister, Nicky, and Nicky's boyfriend David Katzenberg. The following night she was also without Benji when she hit the hot spot Apple Paris.
"Paris was fed up with Benji always telling her what to do and bossing her around," says the insider. "She couldn't take his overbearing ways anymore. It was stressing her out. He can be very aggressive and he was just too much trouble."
Benji didn't take the breakup well, says the source. "He fought for a second chance and asked if they could talk it out but Paris said she was done talking," reveals the insider.
The demise of Paris and Benji's relationship, after nine months of dating, didn't happen overnight. "They've had "a lot of fights in the past," says the source. The nail in the coffin was a showdown over Paris' flirty night out with her ex-boyfriend Stavros on Saturday.
"Benji didn't like it that she spent the evening with Stavros," says the source. "He blew up and Paris felt victimized. He gave her a lot of grief about that."
They bottom line is that they were just different people. "She felt she couldn't cut loose and party," says the source. "He doesn't drink and doesn't think she should either. She felt too fenced in."
Not helping were Star's reports that Benji cheated on Paris on two separate occasions — once with a woman who looked like his ex-fiancĂ©e, Sophie Monk, and another time with a groupie. Benji denied the cheating allegations.
While Paris and Benji are now finito, it probably won't be the last time they come face to face. After all, his brother Joel lives with Paris' Simple Life costar and longtime friend Nicole Richie.


A MAN caught by police with his penis submerged in a pasta sauce jar was still pleasuring himself while resisting arrest, a court has been told.

Police drew their weapons after New South Wales man Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, led them on a brief, slow-speed car chase, the Newcastle Herald reports.

Weatherley attracted police attention while he was parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby's Beach on October 26, Newcastle Local Court was told yesterday. .

Police thought he might have a weapon because they saw him doing something with his hands in his lap, the Herald said.

Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.

That's when the pursuit began, the court was told.

When Weatherley was stopped, he refused to leave his car and four officers used batons and capsicum spray to get him out.

They found a 750mm jar around his penis and said Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.

He was convicted and fined $600.


I laughed out loud when I read this.
But I mean $600 bucks doesn't seem so bad for getting caught fucking a jar of pasta sauce.

Lots to talk about

It is Wednesday and we have tons to chat, talk and bullshit about.

The B's host the Sabres tonight. Should be a good match up. The B's are 8-1-1 in their last 10 games. The band wagon is filling up people. You have EIGHT DAYS till the cut off. After that you will be put on THE WANNA B'S LIST. Every Friday I will update THE LIST with new names of the Wanna B'S!!

Since the Bruins are doing such a bang up job lets give a little love for Rene Rancourt, Bruins national anthem singer extraordinaire:

Rene Rancourt (born 1939 in Lewiston, Maine) is a professional singer. He has sung the U.S. and Canadian national anthems at Boston Bruins home hockey games for over 30 years. Rancourt is such a part of the Bruins' establishment that he is the only person mentioned by name in the Dropkick Murphys' song: "Time to Go". He does not have a contract with the Bruins. According to Rancourt, "I’ve never had a contract; I’ve always just shown up and I’ve become associated with the Bruins."

Rancourt first began singing the anthem in Boston at Fenway Park. He took part in an opera singing audition on the radio and was heard by John Kiley, long-time organist at both Fenway and the Boston Garden. Rancourt sang before Game Six of the World Series in 1975 when singer Kate Smith cancelled her appearance. Rancourt's ambition was to become an opera singer. The strength of his trained voice overcame the acoustic shortcomings of the old Boston Garden. In 1976, he began singing regularly for Bruins games.

Rancourt's signature fist-pump at the end of the anthem was modeled after the Stump Pump of former Bruin, Randy Burridge, whom Rancourt admired. Rancourt also salutes at the end of the anthem.

Rancourt still performs the anthem before Bruins games, as well as singing at auto races, charity events, and nursing homes in and around New England. Rancourt has not publicly revealed his age, although a 2004 Boston Globe article gives his age as 60-something.

Quick story about Rene - A few years back, Mikey T and I are pre-gaming at Who's on First for the RED SOX/ORIOLES opening day. Guess who was drinking and hanging out, Rene Rancourt. He went on stage about a 1/2 hour before game time and starts singing the National Anthem. About 3 lines into the song, he stops and tells everyone singing along to "Shut the fuck up, you can't sing it as good as me". The whole place went nuts. Good times had by all.

The Celtics are 10-2 on the year. They won last night 110-101 over the Knicks. KG did not play, after being suspended for bitch smacking Andrew Bogut - bitch wanted some bitch got some.
Scal after hitting his monstrous 3:

Lil D won the MVP of the American League. Congrats to him. He should be a good player for a long time.

After a few rough weeks the dart team is back on track. We won last night 8-3. We only have 2 weeks left to make the playoffs. This is our last push. Danny AKA Gary is quitting the team after this season. He does NOT want to play the winter season. Does anyone else want to join the dart team? We always have room for 1 more.

This Saturday BC plays Wake forest at 3:30 and then the Bruins play the Canadians at 7:00. Seems like a nice way to spend a Saturday afternoon/evening.

Have a nice week!
90210! isn't returning to TV until January 6th! And it ended on a bad note!

The show started off with us seeing Tracy and Harry's love child that no one has met yet-Sean. Sean is played by Josh Henderson. He is known for 1- Ashlee Simpson's ex-boyfriend 2- the hot one on Desperate Housewives. Annie and Naomi are the first to meet him and the rest is history. The show picks up at Annie's sweet 16 party. Naomi and Annie are definitely enemies after Naomi tried to hook up with Annies ex- Jason.

Cut to the next day, Annie and Ethan declare that they are boyfriend/girlfriend. However, Annie is now stooping to Naomi's tactics and being very caddy towards her, this is NOT impressing Ethan at all.

Since Naomi is basically friendless, we see her in the cafe trying to figure out who to sit with, she picks three upperclassmen. They treat Naomi like crap but she is more than willing to take it in order to have friends. She programs there sidekicks, gets them dinner reservations at Ozzie's parents restaurant. Naomi ends up with an agreement with Ozzie that she owes him something. He said a kiss, she kisses him but he said not me the school mascot. So Annie at the Lacrosse game kisses the Mascot in front of everyone and underneath the suit is Annie. They were NOT happy at all about this.

OK...good stuff.....Kelly is feeling like Brenda is trying to distant herself from her. After lecturing Annie and Naomi on how friendships are more important than boyfriends and arguing over boys Kelly goes to see Brenda perform in Macbeth. Kelly asks Brenda to lunch, they go the following day and Brenda brings up to Kelly how she feels as though they have nothing in common with one another. This upsets Kelly and Brenda ends up storming out of the restaurant.

Dixon is having a really hard time with Sean being in the picture. He is feeling left out because Harry is paying way more attention to Sean and not to Dixon. Dixon starts to act out and is called out by Harry during the Lacrosse game. Harry reassures Dixon that he is just as much his son as Sean is. They hug it out and win the Lacrosse game.

Kelly gets a phone call that Brenda was in the Hospital. She rushes over to see if she is OK (she fell off the stage and broke her arm)and this is where we find out why Brenda has been so distant from Kelly. Brenda slept with Ryan. She is up to her old tricks i guess. Kelly karma is a Bitch isn't!!!!!! Kelly slept with Dylan years ago..and now Brenda did it to her. Kelly stormed out of the room.

Last scene of the night we see Sean moving into the Wilson household. harry instructs him to where is room is and Sean calls someone and says he is in?? WTF does that mean?? Who is he calling and why isn't this show on until Jan. 6th??????????????

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Did Somebody Say Scandalous Photos???

I'll be honest I have absolutely no idea who the Cheetah Girls are or for that matter who Adrienne Bailon is.  That's why this Entertainment Update is so keeps me in the know.  But you can't say 'scandalous photos' and then not provide photos.  That's gotta be a rule that is written somewhere. But never fear.....Mr. Iggles is here.

Sorry about the pics but lets be honest......I'm just saving everyone the time of having to google it.


Entertainment UPdate.............

Thank you everyone for coming on Saturday!! It was a huge success. OK so here is some entertainment news...

The Cheetah girls are no longer invited to perform at Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. Because of the scandalous photos that were floating around of Adrienne Bailon. An insider said that "The Girls were scheduled to be in the parade and perform, but after Adrienne's recent photo incident, organizers didn't think it would be appropriate to have her at a family-oriented event."

Alot of you either still or maybe a mother, older sister, girlfriend, friend..have one time or another watched the soap opera Days of Our Lives. Marlena and John Black have been characters on that show since I can remember. The two were given the ax this week and will tape there last episode to air in January sometime. The show without Marlena and John is just going to be plain weird. But I am more a GH girl so this news doesn't really effect me!

Twilight had it's world premier yesterday and Robert Pattison was quoted that he "was going deaf" with all of the screaming that was happening on the red carpet. I can just imagine what it was like. I witness Twilight mania last Friday night at the Square One mall where it was a fanatic frenzy, girls were crying and screaming because Rob Pat was having a meet and greet at Hot Topic. Twilight comes out this Friday nationwide. 500 theatres are sold out of tickets for the midnight show on Thursday!!! I am telling you, go and see this movie, you won't be disappointed.

Tonight, 90210 is airing and in the upcoming scenes we saw Brenda in the hospital and Kelly was there visiting her! I am praying that it is going to be a routine procedure and there is nothing wrong with Brenda. Rumour has it that she may be dying!! NOOOOOOOOO!!

Justin Timberlake made a surprise appearance on SNL this week as a backup dancer to Beoynce to her new single, All the Single Ladies. It is HILARIOUS! Check it out on YouTube.

Britney Spears has a new album coming out on December 2nd. Unfortunately for her someone leaked this on the Internet this weekend. Reviews have been good! Along with her album dropping she is also doing a MTV Special November 30th which is a 90-minute documentary, Britney: For The Record.
Ashlee Simpson is about to be checked into the hospital and be induced! I don't know about you, but I feel like she has been preggers forever!!
I am heading to NYC this weekend...maybe i will have a spotting of someone famous!!

Random Tuesday...FUN

Some random fun photos from the pub crawl and other fun shit.

Mac and Cheese and Grilled Cheese:

Hello and HELLO:

Hey Ladies:

Rob Stewart:

One Two Three Go:

I look bombed and Macs starting off with MIXED DRINK - Man I love a Pub crawl!!!

Yes this guy was at Coynes during the pub crawl and YES he pissed hisself:

I bet for at least 15 minutes this guy WAS THE MAN WITH HIS FRIENDS:

For all you married guys:

Its only a matter of time before Mcnabb is the way of TO:

Monday, November 17, 2008

ADSL Season 3 - Fantasy Football Update:

Grab your coffee and donut and get settled in boys and girls because this may be a long one. I’m speechless…..absolutely speechless….one of the few times in my life that I don’t know what to say. To describe this week as a train wreck would be an understatement. Maybe a train wreck with a natural disaster thrown in could better describe this week. You name it and we had it……a game that ended in an 11-10 score but really wasn’t an 11-10 score. Don’t worry Street Pharmacist I’m sure that 6 points for the Steelers defense that was stolen from you won’t matter at the end of the year. We had a tie game that I’m thankful wasn’t on TV, if it was I’m positive I would’ve thrown my shoe through the TV. Hey Mr. Chunky Soup in case you are curious here are the OT rules….good luck playing in Chicago or Minny next year you stiff!

Sudden Death
1. The sudden death system of determining the winner shall prevail when score is tied at the end of the regulation playing time of all NFL games. The team scoring first during overtime play shall be the winner and the game automatically ends upon any score (by safety, field goal, or touchdown) or when a score is awarded by Referee for a palpably unfair act.
2. At the end of regulation time the Referee will immediately toss coin at center of field in accordance with rules pertaining to the usual pregame toss. The captain of the visiting team will call the toss prior to the coin being flipped.
3. Following a three-minute intermission after the end of the regulation game, play will be continued in 15-minute periods or until there is a score*. There is a two-minute intermission between subsequent periods. The teams change goals at the start of each period. Each team has three time outs per half and all general timing provisions apply as during a regular game. Disqualified players are not allowed to return.
*Exception: In preseason and regular season games there shall be a maximum of 15 minutes of sudden death with two time outs instead of three. General provisions that apply for the fourth quarter will prevail. Try not attempted if touchdown scored. If there is no score in the 15 minutes, the game shall end in a tie.

OK…I got that out of my system I feel much better now. Before we get into the train wreck portion of today’s programming just a quick check on the league. Dead Beat Dad came away with the win putting up 149.5 points. The top 5 are all within 80 points of first place so it looks like a wide open race. PHARMACIST still appears to be the team to beat putting up consistent numbers week in and week out.

Now for the train wreck. Listen people the Goose Egg Club was a freaking joke, OK. I really didn’t think it was possible for that many players to put up 0 points. Maybe an injury early in the game or something like that I can understand. But to play an entire game and get 0 fantasy points? Seriously? You guys do realize this is only a 10 team league and there are plenty of options out there. Right? This is only our third official week for the Goose Egg Club and we already have D St Dirtballs, Defending Champs, JSL Enterprises, and Madd Fucking Niggerish as members. For you people that aren’t math majors that 40% (Smidawgs: take the 4 and divide it by 10, you get .40…… .40 is the same as 40%) of the league that have put up 0 points in the last 3 weeks. I figured since the bye weeks are over the Goose Egg Club would go away and I wouldn’t have to worry about it for the rest of the year. I guess I was mistaken…..we now have a new member….Smidawgs! Rumor has it Anthony Fasano really did dress for this game but looking at the stat line that rumor cannot be confirmed. Good work DAWGS! Next is Nacho Papa who got an outstanding performance from Lee Evans (0 points). I swear PAPA I saw Evans out on the field. I know I did. Sadly we aren’t done yet, our first member CHAMPS is taking the Goose Egg to a whole new level. We all know this club was created because CHAMPS couldn’t get a point out of his TE’s. I honestly don’t have the energy to look it up but this has to be the 4th or 5th week CHAMPS has gotten 0 points out of their tight end. I’ve been left with no other alternative CHAMPS…..I give up…..OK…. you win. CHAMPS you get the Lifetime Goose Egg Club membership….happy now? But no matter what you do I refuse to rename this the Tony Scheffler Club. I won’t do it damn it and you can’t make me. Unfortunately a lifetime membership has no monetary value so you can’t trade it (or in your case take it to the local pawn shop) for the $100 you still owe the Commish!

Things I’m Thinking…….
1. Put your hands up if you thought Matt Cassell could throw for 400 yards in a game…..put them down you liars.
2. A tie with the Bengals? The God Damn 1-8 Bengals! Just shoot me please.
3. Won’t happen but can somebody tell me how the scheduling will work if both the Jets and Giants host the AFC and NFC Championship games?
4. I will take back my CHANGE column if the new Prez can figure out a way to get us a playoff in college football.
5. Mark Cuban cited for insider trading…..why does this not surprise me.

Hottie Alert!!

Just wanted to make sure you are still paying attention before things get nasty.

I’ve tried to go in another direction with this weeks review but Costanza is demanding he be heard. Might be a good time to put on the bulletproof vest kids. This might get ugly.

I’m not going to say I’m proud of it but a correct call is a correct call. Last week we told NIGGERISH that Holt was his must start and Burress should be put on the bench. Not only did we tell you this but we took the time out of our busy schedule to do a second blog entry. What do you do to thank us? You ignored us. We are starting to feel like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction……”I’m not going to be ignored Dan”. I’ll admit we cannot get too excited about Holt getting 8.5 points but it was 3 more than Burress. And when you are short, fat and bald you take anything you can get.

Ok D St Dirtballs you’re up. DIRTBALLS I would like to introduce you to a guy named Ryan Grant. Get to know him real well because you will owe him a beer after he keeps you out of the Chase for the Dress. Take a hint DIRTBALLS he’s gonna be your horse. We understand that losing 17 points because you kept Grant on the bench is painful but all lessons are painful lets just hope you learn from it.

Who’s next? Ahh yes..our friends PHARMACIST. What happened PHARMACIST I thought we moved past these silly games? I guess we were wrong because you decided to put Rockin’ Roddy on the bench? Is there a part of MUST START you don’t understand? We couldn’t figure out what the problem was until we saw this picture. Now it all makes sense you are an animal lover. Way to take a stand kid..any Vick supporter must be an animal hater. We are glad to see the $600 for 1st place won’t sway you from your morals. I respect that!

Your turn JSL Enterprises. Now I’m gonna need you to concentrate on this one so stop screwing around and read this very carefully. Side Note: Smidawgs you have no shot at following this one so just move on to the next section. Now JSL, do you recall a certain un-named member of ADSL who is not affiliated with Costanza Central tell you last week that Breaston was a must start. The crew at Costanza Central agreed with this but since we didn’t actually give you this advice you had an opportunity to Costanza it. That’s right you should have done the opposite, things would have worked out much better for you. Remember people you can’t do the opposite on Costanza advice but since this advice didn’t come from us its fair game. This is a thinking man’s game ladies……try to keep up.

OK DAWGS you can start reading again.

I know what you’re thinking…”was the Costanza Award thrown in there and I missed it?” That was a lot of bad decisions…surely one of those had to get the Costanza. Oh no my friends…..OH NO! I’ll be honest the term Award has absolutely no business being in the same paragraph as these two. But Slippery Wizards and Smidawgs took things to a whole new level this week. Not only did the benches outscore the starters for both teams but it was a race to see who made the worst decision. Before we make a choice lets look at both cases. DAWGS got 65 points from their starters and 94 points from the bench. WIZARDS had 96 points on their bench while the starters chipped in with 82 points. What a fucking mess… what do I do? The Magic 8 Ball was no help and I can’t find my Ouija Board (look it up CHAMPS it's a white man thing...I’m too tired to explain). Since its after midnight the Costanza Crew is well on there way to another night of passing out drunk at strangers houses.

So I guess it’s up to me. We really hate to disappoint you WIZARDS because you seem so excited to receive the Costanza Award but we have to give it to DAWGS. We just can’t look past the Goose Egg Club membership, the last place finish and the loss of 29 points. Just can’t do it kids. Congratulations DAWGS you are the week 11 Costanza Award winner. Is anybody keeping track of who gets the most Costanza Awards?

Also wanted to thank the Bills and Browns for playing a shitty game that was not interesting. Gave me time to write this. Before we wrap things up lets make sure we managed to get everyone in:
Street Pharmacist…check
Defending Champs….check
Slippery Wizards….check
D St Dirtballs….check
JSL Enterprises.…check
Madd Niggerish….check
Dead Beat Dad…check
Nacho Papa….check
Sflabo….oh shit we left out FLABO and I’m exhausted. Let me think for a second...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Better luck next week kids….look at it this way I can’t imagine it getting any worse.

12 bars of Xmas is back

Saturday December 13th the 12 bars of Xmas is back. Jay and his crew get it done. Plenty of people dress up as Santa's, Elves, Mrs. Claus, and Reindeers! Hope up you can make cotton headed ninny muggins.

Updates at

The 12 Bars of Christmas 2008 (schedule subject to change)

On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
A frosty beer just for me.
3:00 - The Times - 112 Broad Street

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Two friends a-laughing.
3:30 - JA Stats - 99 Broad Street

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Three stout ales.
4:00 - The Place - 2 Broad Street

On the 4tht day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Four full glasses.
4:30 - Kitty O’Shea’s - 131 State Street

On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Fiiiiive Jaaaaaager shots.
5:00 - McFadden’s - 148 State Street

On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Six straws a sipping.
5:30 - Hong Kong - 65 Chatham Street

On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Seven drinks a-spilling.
6:00 - Clarke’s - 21 Merchant’s Row

On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eight drunks a-singing.
6:30 - Purple Shamrock - 1 Union Street

On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Nine dudes a-stumbling.
7:00 - The Tap - 19 Union Street

On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Ten shots a-downing.
7:30 - Hennessey’s - 25 Union Street

On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eleven pints guzzling.
8:00 - Paddy O’s - 33 Union Street

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Twelve bars of crawling.
8:30 - The Point - 147 Hanover Street


Yes that is FrankBrown...
Yes that is dried bird shit on a van...
Yes that is FrankBrown licking the dried bird shit off the van for $5.00!!
FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS?? I would of probably paid him $6.00 NOT TO DO THAT!!


Frank wants to a monthly spot here on the blog. Leave a comment on what you would like to see Frank eat, lick, or munch on. Or if you have a better idea of what you think FrankBrown should do for his monthly blogspot. The more comments the better.


Special Thanks to everyone who came out and supported the crawl...From StyleGal

Saturday, November 15, 2008

The 10-Pack

Mrs. Iggles went up to Maine for the day so we all know what that means….IGGLES TIME!! All you married folk understand the need for your private time, I like to get 16 hours of IGGLES TIME a week. While enjoying IGGLES TIME I came across some good stuff that I thought everyone would enjoy.

You can never go wrong with funny beer photos.

How is that nobody has told me there is still a women’s roller derby league? I would travel to see this people. Road trip?

Everybody loves a college prank. The best part comes around the 1:15 mark. For those of you who can’t watch YouTube at work I apologize, but you really should be WORKING!

I know I’m about 2 weeks late but we may have a candidate for best Halloween costume…….EVER!

We would like to thank The World of Isaac for this. And God Bless America!

Did someone say coffee? DISCLAIMER: In case Mrs. IGGLES reads this. Under no circumstances do I agree with the article.

Not only did this Sox fan get OWNED. But he gets up and starts talkin’ shit afterwards. LOVE IT!

This is the part about being Atheist that sucks. If I celebrated Christmas this would be at the top of my Christmas list. I need a shirt like this damn it!

Couture-Lesnar tonight!

You can never go wrong linking to a Bill Simmons mailbag. But this got me thinking why don’t we have a mailbag section for this blog? I’m calling Not It right now.

Just a heads up for the Costanza fans/haters out there. The IGGLES household is having Fios installed on Tuesday so the ADSL Weekly Review may be a little delayed on Tuesday.