Tuesday, March 31, 2009

NEWARK, Ohio—Authorities in Ohio say a man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool. Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.

Twenty-eight-year Kile Wygle was hospitalized for minor injuries. Police say he was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers. Wygle told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph.

Wygle has pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial


This weeks Links of the week:

1. Free Money = drug testing
2. Drinking, Driving and a COP.
3. Yummy...Dick Bologne!
4. Snakes Eyes, Black jack, Jackpot, uhm 21-month old?
5. Man Puts Mom on ice...
6. This would happen to me.
7. A little too Causal Friday?
8. Syrup Wrestling anyone?
9. Not your typical 3 way.
10. Avoid pistachios.

If you have any links that you want me to post just send me an email at mrbooze187@hotmail.com.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Case of the Mondays

What a dreary start to the week. Its 40 degrees out, rainy and humid. YUCK!

Things I learned this weekend:
1. A steak is good. A steak at the Palm is great. A steak at the Palm, paid for by William J Smiddy is AWESOME.
2. Whiskey Park is no $4.00 Joint and bitches should act as such!
3. Vodka Tonic is the best mixed drink...no matter what kind of Vodka they use.
4. Kevin Durant has some fancy shoes...
White on the outside and orange/blue on the inside...FANCY!
5. The Celtics can go old school and have Paul Pierce take over a game at any point.
6. This guy is nice/friendly and loves his job:

7. Marios Brew that he made tastes like Sam Adams.
8. Chrissy says he is going to shave his stache in for a whole month prior to the Mustache pub Crawl.
9. Hell night is coming up at the East Coast Grill, April 13, 14, and 15, 2009 . Rumor has it Chrissy wants to have a throw down with any and all takers. Who can eat the hottest item on the menu. Who ever eats the most wins. Any takers?
10. The Bruins seem to have gotten their swagger back.
11. Kohansky + 4 shots of Patron = something quite MJT like.
12. Opening day is only 1 week away and yet it seems like they have been playing spring training games forever.
13. I want the Celtics and Bruins season to end and the playoffs to start ASAP!
14. The Celtics need a new LUCKY that stupid Celts team sucks!

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Sham Ouch

TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl

MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face. After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling).
He looks fucked up:

She doesn't look too bad:

Thanks to the Smoking Gun

This story is great. Who would of thought the guy who does the Shamwow commercials has to pay for sex? Whats up with the prostitute biting his tongue? Why is he sucking face with her? If you are paying for sex - it is wham, bam, thank you ma'am and don't let the door hit you in the twat! As far as hookers/prostitutes/whores go she ain't half bad; kinda girl next doorish but she doesn't knock your socks off! I would give her a 6!

The Reply

Dear Mr. Derek,

Thank you for the letter I always like to hear from my fans. But lets get something straight…..I’m Alex Ovechkin, also known as Alexander the Great, The Great 8, the Mighty Ovechkin, Ovie, or OV-1. I got more nicknames than you can shake a stick at. So if I want to celebrate my 50th goal I can do it whenever and however I want to. I am ALEXANDER THE GREAT damn it!

I don’t send you e-mails when you fall down the stairs in a drunken stouper. I didn’t tell you that you could have fallen in a more dramatic fashion. Like I’ve said I’m The Great 8 so I don’t want to upset my fans out there. So I’ll send you a signed copy of my 50th goal.


P.S. I’ll see you in the playoffs.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Quote of the Week

You better check the guy you're fightings sleeve length especially when he's 6'9' and can knock your head clear to dorchester!!--Jack Edwards

50 Goals..

Dear Mr. Ovechkin,

There has been much debate about your Fiftieth Goal celebration on March 19th(personally I think you could of come up with something better; but that's neither here nor there):

Now I think that 50 goals is a nice accomplishment but it is not even top 50 list of all time. It is not even close to your achievement of 65 goals last season. I do not remember you doing anything last season when you broke the 50 goal mark? Did I miss that game(I have been known to be drunk from time to time and I could really of been bombed outta my tits and missed that)? Now I could see you celebrating when you break your own personal high of 65 goals but come on man keep the antics to yourself. You should of collected the puck and put it in your treasure trove of achievements. As my Daddy says " Act like you've been there before". Maybe that's how you get down in Russia but here in the NHL we celebrate as a team.

Here is the list of the top 50 goal scorers:
1 Wayne Gretzky 92 1981-82
2 Wayne Gretzky 87 1983-84
3 Brett Hull 86 1990-91
4 Mario Lemieux 85 1988-89
T5 Alexander Mogilny 76 1992-93
T5 Teemu Selanne 76 1992-93
T5 Phil Esposito 76 1970-71
8 Wayne Gretzky 73 1984-85
9 Brett Hull 72 1989-90
T10 Jari Kurri 71 1984-85
T10 Wayne Gretzky 71 1982-83
T12 Mario Lemieux 70 1987-88
T12 Bernie Nicholls 70 1988-89
T12 Brett Hull 70 1991-92
T15 Mario Lemieux 69 1992-93
T15 Mike Bossy 69 1978-79
T15 Mario Lemieux 69 1995-96
T18 Mike Bossy 68 1980-81
T18 Phil Esposito 68 1973-74
T18 Jari Kurri 68 1985-86
T21 Lanny McDonald 66 1982-83
T21 Phil Esposito 66 1971-72
T23 Alex Ovechkin 65 2007-08
T23 Steve Yzerman 65 1988-89
25 Mike Bossy 64 1981-82
26 Luc Robitaille 63 1992-93
T27 Steve Yzerman 62 1989-90
T27 Wayne Gretzky 62 1986-87
T27 Jaromir Jagr 62 1995-96
T30 Mike Bossy 61 1985-86
T30 Reggie Leach 61 1975-76
T30 Phil Esposito 61 1974-75
T33 Pavel Bure 60 1992-93
T33 Pavel Bure 60 1993-94
T33 Mike Bossy 60 1982-83
T33 Dennis Maruk 60 1981-82
T33 Guy Lafleur 60 1977-78
T33 Steve Shutt 60 1976-77
T39 Marcel Dionne 59 1978-79
T39 Pavel Bure 59 2000-01
T41 Marcel Dionne 58 1980-81
T41 Mike Bossy 58 1984-85
T41 Pierre Turgeon 58 1992-93
T41 Steve Yzerman 58 1992-93
T41 Tim Kerr 58 1986-87
T41 Tim Kerr 58 1985-86
T41 Pavel Bure 58 1999-00
T41 Bobby Hull 58 1968-69
T49 Michel Goulet 57 1982-83
T49 Brett Hull 57 1993-94

Regards Great 8,

Friday Happy Friday

It is time! WANNA B'S TIME!

1. Billy Costa (Kiss 108s own radio personality)
2. Justin Phelps
3. Chuck Tofuri
4. Brian Ryan
5. Aiden Kelly
6. Nora Mitchell
7. Joe Rene - A Haitian
8. John "Phil Housley" Brewer
9. Dan "Gary" Madden
10. Padriag Calnan - owns a Sid the Kid Jersey and Ovechkin shirt
11. Brian Folan
12. Jason Milligan
13. William J Smiddy
14. Kristine Young
15. Bobby Freeman - wants on the bandwagon
16. Lenny Graff
17. Walter Pratt
18. FrankBrown
19. Dale Arnold
20. Starbucks Joe
21. Timmy Carrier Corp
22. Michael Toomajanian
23. Andrew Sousa
24. Tim Barrett
25. Pete "the Meat" Shepard
26. David Spellman
27. The Staff at Conner Larkin - how do you turn off a Bruins game tied 3-3
28. Ed Media Jim
29. Michael Felger - Trade Phil Kessel for Vinny Lecavlier and his 85 mil?
30. William Graham
31. Larry Mastrangelo
32. ChiefDude
33. Joe Smiddy - Sabres Fan trying to get on the band wagon. Bills Uncle
34. Charles Ferlauto
35. Staff at The Place - how do you turn a game off in the 2nd period and then back on for the shoot out?
36. Mark Hetnik
37. Steve O'toole
38. Bill Simmons
39. Stephen Harris
40. Ross McKeon, Yahoo! Sports
41. Thomas Gerard Kelly
42. Leroy Lynch
43. Greg Leblanc - Thanks to Bobby Freeman
44. Thomas Desseres
45. SPH - trying to sell the "hot ticket"
46. Ken KNowens
47. Kyle Higginsbossom - Thanks Ozzface Killer
48. Jared Rowland
49. John Hegarty - his name is Phil Kessel not PETE Kessel
50. Olympia Sports - 1/2 rack of Bruins apparel and 4 racks of Yankees shit
51. JP
52. Steve Conroy
53. Mrs. Iggles
54. The writers at the Boston Herald
55. P500 Train conductor

The list grows more and more each day.
If you know someone who should be added to the Wanna B list send me a quick email at MRBOOZE187@HOTMAIL.COM or text me their name. The B's band wagon you are either on it OR UNDER IT!

The Bruins have 9 games left:

Sat Mar 28, 2009 Bruins @ Maple Leafs 7:00 PM
Sun Mar 29, 2009 Bruins @ Flyers 7:00 PM
Tue Mar 31, 2009 Lightning @ Bruins 7:00 PM

April 2009
Thu Apr 2, 2009 Senators @ Bruins 7:00 PM
Sat Apr 4, 2009 Rangers @ Bruins 1:00 PM
Tue Apr 7, 2009 Bruins @ Senators 7:30 PM
Thu Apr 9, 2009 Canadiens @ Bruins 7:00 PM
Sat Apr 11, 2009 Bruins @ Sabres 4:00 PM
Sun Apr 12, 2009 Bruins @ Islanders 5:00 PM

Lets hope the Bruins can keep on winning and put a little more distance between themselves the Devils and Caps.

If the playoffs started today:

Kristen and the Noise will be at the Harp this weekend.

Chrissys updated stache:

Here are some options for the mustache pub crawl:

Thursday, March 26, 2009

90 days in jail?

Man gets 90 days in jail in vacuum sex act case

SAGINAW, Mich.—A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in the Saginaw County Jail.

Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.

The 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was sentenced Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment.

- Thanks Julie for the heads up

Now let this be a lesson to you all! If you are going to perform sex acts with a vacuum cleaner, please do it in the privacy of your own home. For some reason I can see this happening to Chrissy. He is at the car wash cleaning his Hyundai...when bam he is all of a sudden naked man and he has the Vacuum 3000 stuck to his nuts. The kid just isn't wound too tight. He is still looking for a lady to strap one on and bang him in his ass. Does that sound normal to you? Didn't think so. If you are interested in preforming the act with one Christian Daniel Macphail, I mean just for the sake of the blog, let me know and I will do my best to make it happen.

People Who Live in Glass Houses....

WWE star - and West Newbury homey - John Cena says Yankees embarrassment Alex Rodriguez should “go to jail” for using steroids.

“(Rodriguez) got defensive, saying he used because he felt he needed to,” the wrestler and star of the film “12 Rounds” told the New York Daily News . “But if there was a set of (legal) stipulations in place he may never have even considered it.

“The government should take the initiative, and if you get caught using drugs, then you should go to jail,” Cena continued. “A criminal record will hurt your endorsements and long-term contracts.”

Like my friend Derek's dad used to tell him "be careful what you wish for son". I did bump into Cena in the airport a few years back and all I am gonna say is the guys a freaking monster and not to burst your bubble but "you don't look to be 100% natural yourself there pal. So be careful John, this could come back to bite ya in the A$$ someday. So A-Roid, if ya want some come get some...


Given her recent domestic assault, one might think Rihanna would be the last person who'd want to glamourise violence.

But the 21-year-old made the unusual decision to have a handgun tattooed on her body this week.

The singer, who has often been seen wearing a miniature gun pendant necklace, had the weapon etched across her ribcage.

Weapon of choice: Rihanna shows off her new tattoo of a handgun

She visited Los Angeles based tattoo artist BangBang, who initially drew two guns on either side of the tops of her arms.

But the singer decided against having the weapons inked on in such a prominent position because of her contract with make-up brand Cover Girl.

BangBang wrote on his website: 'I really wanted to put it here [on her arms]… She loved ‘em. But, Cover Girl wouldn’t have liked it much… and they pay the bills!'

Practice run: Rihanna had two guns drawn onto the tops of her arms in pen but decided against having the tattoos in such a prominent position

Favourite accessory: Rihanna stepped out earlier this month with a gun pendant on her necklace

He continued: 'Ended up doing it on her ribs.'

Rihanna already has many other tattoos, including a collection of stars plunging down her back, a music note on her ankle and a Pisces sign behind her right ear.

She also has a star inside her left ear, a Sanskrit prayer going down the hip, the word Shhh... down her index finger, and a tribal patter on her right hand.


* Rihanna parties without Chris Brown as couple 'take a break' following assault drama

Rihanna has been keeping a reasonably low profile in recent times following her assault drama.

She was allegedly beaten up by her boyfriend Chris Brown during a heated argument in his sports car the day before the Grammy Awards.

The couple, who reconciled after the incident despite his domestic battery charges, are said to be on a break.

Brown is expected to be back in court for an arraignment on April 6.

Legal experts have claimed that the case against Brown could hinge on Rihanna's co-operation.

Her spokesperson has previously insisted that she will 'do everything that the law requires her to do'.

Man I love me some Rihanna. I also have been known to dig tats and tats on the ladies. I just don't get the G.I. Joe gun that she has had tatted on her? There is nothing sexy about them. They aren't gangsta. They are actually pretty lame. I mean even Bushwick Bill couldn't use it. If she got something more along the lines of this:

This is hot-

Tats hot...chick not so much-

Now I know Stylegal would normally be posting this but she is a little preoccupied with her friend having a baby boy.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Golden Arches

McGriddle completes arduous, two-week journey through digestive system

SEIKSTON, Mo. – After embarking upon an expedition that began via oral entry into a human esophagus, an area McGriddle breakfast sandwich has finally completed its long, onerous voyage through local woman Randy Messner’s gastrointestinal tract.

Having now passed through Messner’s rectum in a mostly in-tact state, the courageous McGriddle spent 15 days battling harrowing conditions which threatened to break down the sandwich by separating its few nutrients from its mostly processed fats and by systematically attacking the delightful McDonald’s breakfast meal with acids.

Showing the heart of a hero sandwich and the fortitude of igneous rock, the McGriddle, leaning heavily on its ample supply of preservatives and copious other ingredients not found in nature, survived the multiple trials of Messner’s digestive process.

Passed by 26 meals on its way to the rectum, the sausage, egg, and cheese McGriddle — unaffected by the attempts of Messner’s liver to break down the breakfast sandwich with bile — spent eight days in Messner’s small intestine before moving on to the large intestine.

While the large intestine typically finishes the digestion process in 10-12 hours, Messner approximates the syrup-infused hotcake sandwich spent four to five days there due to the concentration of waste material within the corporate-logo-embossed breakfast treat.

“I could tell [the McGriddle] was a fighter,” said Messner, a 46-year-old over-the-road trucker, who recalled previous McGriddles lasting a mere 8-10 days before succumbing to partial digestion. “I thought this one was different when I took my first bite, and subsequently one week later when I could still feel the throbbing in my gut.”

The McGriddle eventually emerged into the final straightaway of the large intestine, filling the rectum to capacity after most likely expanding the colon to accommodate its maple-syrupy girth during its days-long voyage through final stage of the alimentary canal.

Messner, who added that a flood of McCafe coffee was unable to jar the McGriddle loose or otherwise aid the digestive process, said in the future she plans to eat only the bacon, egg and cheese McGriddle variety, which she believes to be slightly organic.

-Thanks to the Giant Napkin

After reading this I will NOT be eating the Mcgriddle or anything else from McDonalds anytime soon. I mean come on 15 fucking days to shit this out? I like to thing I am quite "regular", frequently sitting on the throne and defecating (ha what a funny fucking word). There is no way on gods green earth that anything is sitting inside me for 15 days. By anything I mean a Mcgriddle, a bowling ball, a lbs of cheese, 17 bananas, or any fuckingthing else!

Official Sweepstakes:

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Enter today for your chance to win two (2) balcony tickets to each Celtics home game of the 2009 postseason. Limit of one entry per person.

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Give till it hurts...

I know that times are tough but any extra cash that you could give to each or any of these foundations/charities/causes would be greatly appreciated.

The first is the Doug Flutie Foundation. Every year Jenn runs the marathon to raise money for Autism awareness. She does this in honor of her nephew Genaro. The odds of being diagnosed with Autism is 1 in 150. Any little bit that goes towards a cure for Autism can surely help.

The second is Megan trying to raise money for R.O.F.Y(Reach Out for Youth & Families):
Our campaign is dedicated to achieving a Real Impact on Real People--our friends and neighbors from our local community--by improving the health of kids, molding young people, and strengthening families.

Each day our YMCA is focused on these outcomes and Reach Out for Youth & Families ensures that all those from our community can benefit from our effective, mission-based programs and services, regardless of their ability to pay.

The last is me. I started the Mustache Pub Crawl with the intent that I get a bunch of people together, have a stache-tastic time and raise money for a charity. Well last year was a trial run to see what kind of plan I could come up with, how many people we could involve and see if the bars were on board. The day was a success with over 100 people showing up. This year the date is set. The times are set. The charity is set. I will be donating all the proceeds to the Dana-Faber Cancer Institute. I will be selling shirts for $20.00 and taking donations the day of the crawl.

1. SAVE THE DATE -- MAY 2, 2009

What else do you have to do on a random Saturday in May when the Sox are out of town??? You know you will probably end up drinking somewhere so why not with us....and for a GREAT CAUSE!!! So when you wake up with a hangover Sunday morning you can feel good about it!!!

The proceeds from the CRAWL FOR A CAUSE will go to the Doug Flutie, Jr. Foundation in support of Autism. I am running in the Boston Marathon and am raising money for this organization in honor of my nephew who has autism (please see link below if you want to know more about the charity or the cause):


Still working on details of the crawl and will send out updates as I have them. But please respond on this evite if you are planning on attending because I need to get an estimate of attendees for the bars.



$20.00 DONATION (or more if you are inclined) will go directly to the foundation. With that donation you will receive a FREE t-shirt commemorating this great event, name tag and all specials included at each bar. Who knows you may even meet a couple new friends!



Please email me with any questions, comments or concerns. And again please forward this evite to ANYONE you think would be interested. The more crawlers we get the more $$$$$ we raise for this great cause.

Any questions, comments, or special interests send me an email to Jenn at jennyg46@hotmail.com

2. Let's talk ROFY campaign...
It is the time of year when our fundraising campaign is in full swing.

This is an annual-year long campaign that benefits children and families in many ways!
With the current economic situations in our community, your help is needed.
This year we have had 6 of our very own students in the Y World of Tots needing scholarship assistance from our ROFY campaign to either continue their enrollment with us or for their family to be able to afford to send their child to Nursery School.

This campaign is near and dear to my heart. We need your help more than ever!

Please visit my Reach our for Families and Youth campaign website and consider making a donation to benefit our community. If you can not make a donation at this time, you could forward this e-mail to family and friends to help make a positive impact on children and families in our community.


Thank you very much for your much needed help!

3. Saturday May 16th - The 2nd Annual Mustache Pub Crawl.

1st ride DJ's 1:00-2:30

2nd ride Hurricane O'Reillys 2:30-3:45

3rd ride The Grand Canal 3:45-5:00

4th ride Bell in Hand 5:00-6:15

5th ride The Tap/Purple Shamrock 6:15-7:30

6th ride Red Sky 7:30-8:45

7th ride Clarke's 8:45-10:00

8th ride Hong Kong/Trinity 10:00-close

No beards or goatees - just a good old fashion STACHE!
We will have fake mustaches (for the ladies and for the bitches who won't shave in a mustache).

We will have name tags too so come up with your best stache name or use your real name!

Any questions or comments send me an email at mrbooze187@hotmail.com

All proceeds will go to the Dana Farber Cancer Institute.

Donations here

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Did Hextall Have A Kid?

This has got to be one of the best on ice tantrums I've ever seen. And lets be honest I spent 8 years watching one of the most out of control goalies of all time....my boy Hexy! Not that I want to condone such behaviour but he does have a point. There is no way that first goal should have been allowed.

Links of the week

I think once a week I am just going to post a bunch of links from the week. I will start with a list of 10. Since 10 is an even number and everyone knows I have a thing for lists.

This weeks links of the week.

1. Did you say Booby Trap/attempted murder?
2. Tax prostitution - seems smart to me.
3. What time is it? Man smashed in the face with a clock radio!
4. $10.00 for sex. No thanks
5. Find missing money that may belong to you.
6. Midgets + chihuahua = feel good story
7. 10 of the World's Most Bizarre Competitions(one includes a midget).
8. Bary Melrose Rocks...and has a sweet Mullet.
9. Twitter - I still don't get it.
10. NHL award show in Vegas. Enter to win.

If you have any links that you want me to post just send me an email.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Weekend News....

Bruce Willis wed his girlfriend, model Emma Heming, Saturday at his home on Parrot Cay, on the Turks and Caicos islands in the Caribbean. His rep tells Us Willis' daughters, Rumor, 20, Scout, 17, and Tallulah Belle, 14, and their mother, Willis' ex Demi Moore, were present, as was Moore's current husband, Ashton Kutcher. A source tells Us that Madonna was also among the guests. "The couple will be having a civil ceremony when they return to California," Willis' rep tells Us.
This is the second marriage for Willis, 54, and the first marriage for Heming, 30.
Rumors of a wedding surfaced earlier this week: Rooms and private villas had been reserved for his guests at a hotel near his home there.
Willis and Heming have been dating since last year.
Willis was previously married to Moore. They split in 2000 after 13 years of marriage but have remained friends. He even has referred to Moore and Kutcher as his "extended family."

British reality star Jade Goody died in her sleep early Sunday after a seven-month battle with cervical cancer. She was 27.Surrounded by her family at her home in Essex, southeast England, she passed away at 3:14 a.m., her publicist, Max Clifford tells Usmagazine.com.
"She had been asleep the past 24 hours and it happened very peacefully," he told Us. "Everyone is, of course, devastated, but we knew this was coming. I'm just glad people are remembering her as a brave girl who took on this battle with courage and gusto. She's inspired a lot of people." Her mother Jackiey Budden, who was at her side as she died, told BBC News, "My beautiful daughter is at peace."
Added British Prime Minister Gordon Brown, "She will be remembered fondly by all who knew her and her family can be extremely proud of the work she has done to raise awareness of cervical cancer, which will benefit thousands of women across the UK."
Goody was a dental assistant who rose to fame as a loud and brash contestant on the reality show Big Brother in 2002. She was often ridiculed by fans for her lack of education (she thought Saddam Hussein was a boxer). She stirred controversy on a follow-up show in 2007 when she referred to another contestant, Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty, as "Shilpa Poppadom." She also complained about Shetty's cooking of Indian food and mocked her accent. Goody's treatment of Shetty sparked a debate during a House of Commons question-and-answer session with former Prime Minister Tony Blair. To show she was sorry, Goody went on to star in an Indian version of Big Brother. ("The people of India have only seen a small part of me and I'd like to show them that there is more to me," she said at the time.)
While filming the show last summer, she was diagnosed with cervical cancer.
In February -- as the cancer spread to her liver, bowel and groin -- she married fiancee Jack Tweed at a countryside hotel outside London. Her mother, Jackiey Budden, was by her side. (The wedding was televised and photos were sold to a magazine.) "It was a beautiful day and I'm just so proud of her," Budden told Usmagazine.com of the Feb. 22 ceremony. "She didn't wear a wig - we thought she would, but she said, 'Mum - I'd feel weird with hair now. I don't have hair now - why fake it?' "I'm just so proud of Jade for being so incredibly strong. I love her so much and am proud to be her mother," said Budden. "This was a happy occasion, and I want everyone to know that."
Before her passing, Goody was also baptized in the hospital with her sons Bobby, 5, and Freddy, 4. Goody -- who filmed the last moments of her life for Britain's Living TV -- returned to her home March 11 to be surrounded by "all those who are close to her" before she passed, her publicist Max Clifford said.
Funeral services for Goody will take place in Upshire, Essex at the churchyard of St. John the Baptist, in Buckhurts Hill.
"It will be a celebration of her life... a final farewell," Clifford told Us. "Jade's planned everything. It's exactly the way she wants it and completely in her style."

Where in the world was Matt Lauer on the Today show Monday morning?At home, resting.
Lauer, 51, was slightly injured after he flipped over his bike's handlebars this weekend when a deer jumped into his path.

Pinball wizard?

Back to the grind

Things I learned this weekend:
1. The tournament is in full swing. The games have been awesome and entertaining.
2. Louisville and Memphis don't look like they are scaring anyone.
3. UMass Lowell has a legit gripe about that loss to BU - After seeing the review 100% a goal.
4. The Bruins toughed out a good win yesterday.
5. Since being back in love, Smiddy has abandoned Sunday Funday.
6. I am in desperate need of a haircut, yet I am too lazy to get one.
7. Working on the weekends is not that bad.
8. Not drinking on the weekends; doesn't make you feel better on Monday monrning.
9. BC is over rated! OVER-RATED! OVER-RATED!
10. FrankBrown is alive(yes thats a tack board for nailing down carpet):

The aftermath:

The 2nd Annual Mustache pub crawl is 54 days away. Here are some stachtastic ideas for your stache.
1. The Chrissy Stache(Try and try to grow a stache):

2. The Gorman Thomas/Biker Stache(Bad ass to the core stache):

3. Rob Deer Stache(mullet and stache):

4. The Billy Buck Stache(Style meets sophistication):

5. The Keith Hernandez Stache(the ALL STAR of Staches):

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Free Spin

Wheel Of Fortune Coming To Boston


Pat Sajak and Vanna White are coming to Boston. The popular TV game show Wheel of Fortune will be taping episodes in town this fall, with local contestants.

The Wheel of Fortune show tapings will take place September 3-5 at the Boston Convention & Exhibition Center. There will be opportunities for local people to become contestants and audience members.

The Wheel Mobile will be in Boston in late June to conduct the contestant search. Details on locations and times are still being worked out.

"We're taping three weeks of shows," Sajak told TV38's Kate Merrill on Friday. "It's been a long time since we've been there and we're looking forward to coming back and meeting all our friends again from New England."

"We do a lot of shooting around town and getting a chance to look at some of the sites. There aren't a lot of cities with more to see than Boston," Sajak said.

"We're coming a little early to do some taping around the city," Vanna revealed, though the pair was mum on when that might be.

Wheel of Fortune airs in Boston on TV38 at 7 p.m. Keep watching TV38 and checking TV38.com for upcoming information on the contestant search and how you can be part of the audience.


As shocking as it sounds NBC's Game of the Week is the Flyers at the Penguins. I've said it before and I'll say it again.....can we please get some variety in the Games of the Week. Oh well on to the video.....this weeks Ice Girl segment features the Carolina Storm Squad. I may need to petition the NHL to require all Ice Girl Squads to do a swimsuit calender and require video documentation of the photo shoot....it would make my life much easier. Not that many great goals this week but the saves are amazing....I could watch great saves all day long.

We are headed down the home stretch...only 3 weeks left in the regular season. The B's are trying to hang onto first place in the conference but NJ is playing real well and may catch up to them by the end of the regular season. Damn You Brodeur! Hang in there Wanna B's don't jump off the bandwagon now....once you get off there is no getting back on! As an outsider looking at the Bruins you have to just enjoy the ride no matter what happens. This team has been so bad for soooo long you have to just enjoy the good times while they last. My Flyers are stuck in no mans land (4th or 5th place) but do have Briere back after battling 2 sports hernias earlier in the year....he scored 2 goals last night in his return trip to Buffalo. Thats the good news....the bad news is Coach Stevens has decided to switch up all 4 lines with only 12 games left. Very risky move considering we are so close to the playoffs.

Ovechkin scored his 50th goal Thursday night. Loved the celebration after the goal but it is the goal itself that tells you everything you need to know about him. Everytime Ovechkin has the puck he puts pressure on the defense. He skates hard.....but at the same time has the finesse to make you look foolish. The best part is he's only 23 so we have another 10 years to watch this guy....hopefully the NHL smartens up and makes Ovechkin the Face of the NHL instead Sid the Kid.

Good luck down the stretch Wanna B's!


Friday, March 20, 2009

Who do you like?

I am bored and since I haven't done a who is hotter than who in a while, I figured I would do the Bridget versus Giselle!!
Everyone knows my stance. I am Bridget 100% all the way, slam dunk, yes please, #1, and I will take seconds!
Leave who you would prefer in the comments.


Quote of the Week!!

Jay Leno--“I imagine the bowling alley [in the White House] has just been just burned and closed down," Leno said.

“No, no. I have been practicing,” Obama said. “I bowled a 129. It's like — it was like Special Olympics, or something." ---Our President Barrack Obama

$20 bucks?

Tampa, Florida - Francina Walker was arrested at Dale Mabry Blvd. and Interbay after she waved down an officer, exposed her breast, and offered to commit a sex act for $20.

She was arrested and found to be in possession of a knife, concealed in her purse, and a small Phillips head screwdriver, concealed in her bra.

After being placed inside a police cruiser, she kicked out the rear passenger door window.

Walker is being held at Hillsborough County Jail.

Lets be honest. Did anyone actually think that picture was a woman? Better yet a woman who people would pay to have sex with? $20 bucks for a Blow job?? What the hell was she on to actually seek out a cop, show him her titty and then offer to suck him off? I know times are tough but doesn't a BJ go for more than $20?? I got no beef with her hiding a knife in her purse but the screw driver in her bra scares me. She could be giving you the $20 dollar treatment and stick that screw driver right next to your nutsack and demand another $20!! Bitch wanted some, Bitch got some.


This is what I picture the Bruins feel like today...OWNED!

On the brighter side it is the first day of spring.

1st day of Spring

Nothing new to report on the Wanna B's

1. Billy Costa (Kiss 108s own radio personality)
2. Justin Phelps
3. Chuck Tofuri
4. Brian Ryan
5. Aiden Kelly
6. Nora Mitchell
7. Joe Rene - A Haitian
8. John "Phil Housley" Brewer
9. Dan "Gary" Madden
10. Padriag Calnan - owns a Sid the Kid Jersey and Ovechkin shirt
11. Brian Folan
12. Jason Milligan
13. William J Smiddy
14. Kristine Young
15. Bobby Freeman - wants on the bandwagon
16. Lenny Graff
17. Walter Pratt
18. FrankBrown
19. Dale Arnold
20. Starbucks Joe
21. Timmy Carrier Corp
22. Michael Toomajanian
23. Andrew Sousa
24. Tim Barrett
25. Pete "the Meat" Shepard
26. David Spellman
27. The Staff at Conner Larkin - how do you turn off a Bruins game tied 3-3
28. Ed Media Jim
29. Michael Felger - Trade Phil Kessel for Vinny Lecavlier and his 85 mil?
30. William Graham
31. Larry Mastrangelo
32. ChiefDude
33. Joe Smiddy - Sabres Fan trying to get on the band wagon. Bills Uncle
34. Charles Ferlauto
35. Staff at The Place - how do you turn a game off in the 2nd period and then back on for the shoot out?
36. Mark Hetnik
37. Steve O'toole
38. Bill Simmons
39. Stephen Harris
40. Ross McKeon, Yahoo! Sports
41. Thomas Gerard Kelly
42. Leroy Lynch
43. Greg Leblanc - Thanks to Bobby Freeman
44. Thomas Desseres
45. SPH - trying to sell the "hot ticket"
46. Ken KNowens
47. Kyle Higginsbossom - Thanks Ozzface Killer
48. Jared Rowland
49. John Hegarty - his name is Phil Kessel not PETE Kessel
50. Olympia Sports - 1/2 rack of Bruins apparel and 4 racks of Yankees shit
51. JP
52. Steve Conroy
53. Mrs. Iggles
54. The writers at the Boston Herald

The list grows more and more each day.
If you know someone who should be added to the Wanna B list send me a quick email at MRBOOZE187@HOTMAIL.COM or text me their name. The B's band wagon you are either on it OR UNDER IT!

Thursday, March 19, 2009

New Tequila??

I wear William Rast Jeans...because A- I love love them...and B- Because they are JT's designer jeans....But now will I drink his Tequila?? Not too sure about that...I really don't like it but for Justin I just might....will you??

Justin Timberlake has something new to toast: The singer and budding businessman is launching a new brand of tequila named 901.

In development for more than two years, the liquor will hit store shelves in early May in New York, Los Angeles, Las Vegas and St. Louis.

The reason behind the numeric name? “901 is that time of night when your evening is ending, but your night is just beginning. It is also a subtle nod to his hometown,” says the singer's spokesperson, referring to the area code for Memphis, where Timberlake grew up.

The new venture is the latest addition to Timberlake’s growing business portfolio, which includes the fashion line William Rast and the music label Tennman.

BEEEEEE Careful or you could be Caught

These two were caught on camera....Shows that you need to be careful if you are cheating...Big Brother is always watching...

This is juicy!

According to Us Weekly, country crooner LeAnn Rimes has been caught in the middle of a steamy affair with actor Eddie Cibrian, her co-star on the Lifetime production Northern Lights (of all things!).

Both LeAnn and Eddie are married…to different people. Apparently the pair immediately struck up a bond from the first day of rehearsal.

The new Us Weekly features pictures taken from a video security camera that show the two holding hands and kissing on a romantic dinner date at Mosun and Club M in Laguna Beach, California on March 7. Additionally, Us Weekly reports that the new couple met for a three-hour tryst at the Malibu Beach Inn on March 14.

A rep for Rimes said, naturally, "We do not comment on our clients' personal lives."

Cibrian has two young children at home.

Rimes is married to that gayish former backup dancer dude.

Wait…this sounds like a Lifetime movie!

Tragic Death.....

Born in the shadow of her Oscar-winning mother, Vanessa Redgrave, and married for 14 years to Oscar-nominated Irish actor Liam Neeson, Natasha Richardson once joked to PEOPLE, "I've spent half my life trying to get away from being Vanessa Redgrave's daughter, and now I've got to get away from being Liam Neeson's wife."

But Richardson – whose family announced her death Wednesday after a ski accident that resulted in severe brain trauma – was far from an also-ran: the smoky-voiced actress carved an impressive niche on stage with her Tony-winning turn as the vampy Sally Bowles in Cabaret and in films as varied as Gothic and The Parent Trap. Off screen, Richardson, who was 45, relished her role as Manhattan hostess – and doting mother to her two sons.

Beginner's Slope
Richardson was vacationing in Canada Monday when injuries sustained from what at first appeared to be a minor fall on the beginner's slope at Quebec's Mont Tremblant soon turned serious. She was evacuated to a hospital in Montréal and joined there by her husband, who had been filming in Toronto. Richardson was then flown to New York, where members of her family, including her mother and sister, Nip/Tuck star Joely Richardson, gathered at her bedside.

Following the announcement Wednesday night of the "tragic death of their beloved Natasha," the family group, led by a despondent yet dignified Neeson, left the hospital for the couple's home on Manhattan's Upper West Side. Neeson made a point of acknowledging the crowd on the street outside the high-rise building before disappearing inside.

A member of Britain's greatest surviving theatrical dynasty, Natasha, whose grandfather was actor Sir Michael Redgrave, made her film debut in 1968 at the age of four, playing opposite her mother in The Charge of the Light Brigade. A family affair, the film was directed by her father, Tony Richardson, although by then her parent's marriage had already ended.

Yet it was on the stage that Richardson made her mark first. After training at London's Central School of Speech and Drama, she was cast in a production of The Seagull and won the London Theater Critics Award for Most Promising Newcomer in 1986. She earned a Tony nomination for her New York stage debut in Anna Christie – where she first encountered co-star and future husband Liam Neeson – and picked up a Tony Award in 1998 for Cabaret.

A Top Chef
Praised for her delicate beauty and impeccable American accent, Richardson's first on-screen role came in 1987's Gothic. After marrying Neeson in 1994, she teamed up with him again that year in Nell. She co-starred with Dennis Quaid in the 1998 remake of The Parent Trap and had a memorable turn as a socialite in 2002's Maid in Manhattan. Richardson also earned critical praise for her lead role in Merchant Ivory's final film, The White Countess, and in 2007, she appeared in Evening, playing daughter to her real-life mother.

Neeson, now 56, once said of marriage, "I never believed I could do it, ever." Yet with Richardson, he had two sons, Micheal, 13, and Daniel, 12, and shared a farmhouse in Millbrook, N.Y. "Some actors when you work with them and they have children, you're surprised to find out they have children. With Natasha, she was fierce about those kids. Motherhood was really, really important to her," says Scott Ellis, who directed Richardson and her mother in a performance of A Little Night Music at New York City's Roundabout Theater in January.

Richardson was also an accomplished cook who she recently appeared as a guest judge on Top Chef and made family time a priority, despite a career that thrust her in the spotlight. As Neeson told PEOPLE in 2004, "Sitting down to eat in our house, talking about the day, is very important."

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Big News

Since nobody wants to write about this stuff I guess I’ll do the dirty work.

Jenna Jameson gave birth to twin boys this week and the father is MMA fighter Tito Ortiz. Boy oh boy….where do I start with this one? First of all where is my girl StyleGal when I need her….I didn’t even know they were dating. Of course Jenna is the most recognizable figure in porn since Dirk Diggler so I’m not sure you would broadcast the fact you are trying to have a Porn Baby! But I need to know these things. I have tons of questions about this: Was this the quickest delivery ever? I just can’t picture all that much pushing going on in the delivery room….I’m just saying. If only I had known about this I would've checked to see if an Over/Under had been posted in Vegas for how long the birth would last. Anybody have a guess…..no more than 30 minutes between the time her water broke and the first baby was born? Maybe 30 minutes is too high. I'm positive we all could've made money on this.

Tito Ortiz? Seriously Jenna you could’ve had any guy you wanted and you picked Ortiz. I would say I’ve lost some respect for you but lets be honest….you are the Queen of Porn I already had no respect for you. If you are Ortiz how long did it take for you to ask for blood tests to confirm it’s yours? 5 seconds? 10 seconds? 2 minutes at the very most. And how about these twin boys. Being a twin can be tough enough…but then throw in the fact you’re mother is the number one reason the porn industry makes approximately $13 billion dollars a year. These kids will be ridiculed, teased, and tortured daily throughout elementary, junior, and high school until they are forced into the porn industry themselves. Now that would be some irony!


How do you say Pub Crawl in French??

You all know I love a good time and this seems like a good time. I am already going to this game but I thought I would share this with some of you.

Bruins Pub Crawl
posted: February 8, 2009, 09:23 PM

Reply: dheckbert@anthemevents.com
Venue: Porters, The Greatest Bar, Johnnie’s on the Side, TD Banknorth Garden
When: Thursday, April 9, 2009 5:00 pm

Anthem Entertainment is excited to announce the next Boston Bruins Pub Crawl, slated for the final home game of the season against the Montreal Canadiens. Ticket prices increase as the event gets closer, so buy your tickets now to lock in the introductory price!

Enjoy the game with some added fun provided by Anthem Entertainment. Bar hop to three of Boston's best bars with no cover, no lines, and no waiting! There will be awesome raffle/auction items once again, door prizes for the first 100 patrons, a fan appreciation item at the Garden (while supplies last), and more! All ages are welcome on the pub crawl prior to the game, but after the game it will be fun for 21+ patrons only!

Premium ($80)

- One (1) game ticket: Bruins vs. Montreal Canadiens
- Appetizers before the game at Porters
- One (1) complimentary raffle ticket
- Two (2) drink tickets (1 @ The Greatest Bar, 1 @ Johnnie’s)
- Free admission to the post-game party
- Free admission to bar of choice throughout the rest of the night
- Line and other event privileges
- Free admission to one (1) Anthem event of choice in May/June, 2009
- First distribution of game tickets
- All Ages (21+ after game)
- Complimentary food before the game at Porters
- No cover, no line, no waiting!

VIP ($75)

- One (1) game ticket: Bruins vs. Montreal Canadiens
- Appetizers before the game at Porters
- One (1) complimentary raffle ticket
- Free admission to the post-game party
- Free admission to bar of choice throughout the rest of the night
- All Ages (21+ after game)
- Complimentary food before the game at Porters
- No cover, no line, no waiting!

Go to www.anthemevents.com to buy your tickets now!

• Location: Boston,MA