Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Here it is

Monday's blog posting on a Tuesday.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Calnan chases bad fantasy choices with real life bets.
2. Fuck the Canadian fans.
3. Day drinking that leads to night drinking leads to passing out by 11.
4. Tooma is alive and well. Rumor has it he will be making a visit home soon.
5. Who buys a 4 foot sub?
6. I am not a fan of Loco in Braintree.
7. What's the amount of money difference it would take for you to take a new job doing the same thing.
8. Had no idea that they still made a game boy. I'm officially old.
9. I don't understand ground chicken. Like can't you just use a chicken breast?
10.  So excited to see Kerry still at the Garden.
11. I guess Nora split her Celtics tickets so she may have not have any available this season.
12. Is anyone even watching this world series?
13. Why is there a fucking commercial every 3 minutes during a football game?
14. I am too old and grumpy to be on bachelor parties.

Gotta do some work...I'm out.

Monday, October 17, 2016

Halfway through

We are halfway through Rocktober! I know they say the older you get the faster the years go by but damn...slow the fuck down father time.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Not everyone likes lists.
2. How long is long enough without drinking? Ya know for a detox? Legit asking for a friend(who may or may not border on a functioning alcoholic).
3. Throwing together a bachelor party is a daunting task.
4. Man that Red Sox bandwagon emptied quickly.
5. No fucking way Claude makes it to  Thanksgiving.
6. Anyone have any home remedies for skunk smell removal? Asking for Mario.
7. It is going to be 80 for the next few days, hope you didn't put your golf clubs away.
8. Going to bed with a headache is one thing but waking up with a worst headache is another.
9. I already lost my Fitbit. That lasted a whole week and a half.
10. How often are you supposed to change your air filters on your heating/AC units?
11. I don't think I am feeling the new Ford Bronco coming out in 2018.
12. Wishing Eric "Chief dude" Kjersgard lots of luck with his new position.
13. How many of you have ever been 40-40? 40 hours of regular pay and 40 hours of over time.
14. What's up for Halloween? Who is having a party? I need some where to wear my ET costume.

Alright gotta go and track down some of my brothers friends. I need a headcount for this bachelor party. HMU if you want to come

Monday, October 10, 2016

Brick killed a guy

Well that escalated quickly. I mean pretty sure we thought Tom Brady would come back ready to play but 400 plus yards and 3tds and not even a full game...phew!!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. There should be more 5pm Bruins games.
2. If you have never been to Porters for a burger you are missing out.
3. Bitmojis make me laugh.
4. How do you not have your tuxedo picked out if your weddings less than a month away.
5. What is more classy? Drinking wine from the bottle or drinking wine from a keg cup?
6. How can anyone hate pork? I mean that shit is delicious.
7. There is nothing worse than your dog being sprayed by a skunk.
8. Blogging via my phone is slow as shit.
9. I heard Bill Goldberg is going back to wrestle one more match in WWE at WrestleMania.
10. I don't get the hype surrounding The Walking Dead.
11. The Macphails are planning a week long trip next summer to Canada. If you are interested hit them up.
12. Chris Leaden won a free golf outing for 4. He is looking to get a group together.
13. Is everyone else pumped for the new 24? Rumors are Almeida is back!
14. Not a fan of the bagels from Gunther Booties.

Off to practice my let's go RedSox chants at my desk.

Tuesday, October 4, 2016

and so it begins...

The Tom Brady fuck the NFL tour officially started yesterday. Over under on the number of TDs he throws in the next 12 games? I am guessing 35!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. In typical Grillo fashion he blew off Chrissy on his bday.
2. Somehow some one blocked me updating the blog at work. HMMMM haters
3. The Dublin Rose is a fucking crazy ass bar.
4. Rumor has it the birthday boy couldn't bounce back like he used to.
5. I have heard of people sleeping like they are dead but actually looking like they are dead is a whole new experience.
6. They are up over 10,500 at the Wickenden Pub and we are sitting at 3570.
7. Fuck pancakes they taste like glue.
8. Has anyone seen Gronk? Asking for my brothers fantasy team.
9. Speaking of my brother, guess he had to walk 4 miles in his dress shoes with no socks, blisters much?
10. How the hell is 2 Broke Girls still on tv?
11. I had a busy weekend but still found time to squeeze in the full season of Luke Cage.
12. How does a bar have the NFL tickets yet still show the Pats on every TV but one?
13. Pretty sure "you are not that smart" was used in regards to the birthday boy.
14. Today is Ronins 6th birthday. That was fast.
15. Have you ever just fallen down for no apparent reason right on your ass? I mean maybe you are drunk maybe not.
16. The ichat feature on snapchat is the shit!!
17. Nothing feels quite like cradcking your back during a good strecth.
18. It is Tuesday night and I only had one person complain that I hadn't updated the blog yet...right Stevie?
19. Nothing worse than your phone not working amiright?
20. New Beginnings...

Gonna go watch the Celtics game.