Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Let it snow

Yes mother fuckers...winter is coming fast.  If another person today says to me at least it's not snow, in regards to this cold ass rain, then they are getting a junk punch - dicks or vajayjays!!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. This is the funniest thing of 2016.
2. Good luck Calnan, or should I say officer Calnan, in the academy.
3.  Is there anything worse than Dunkin donuts pouring hot coffee over ice and calling it iced coffee? Where is my ice bitches.
4.  Nachos is a perfectly acceptable dinner especially with pulled pork.
5.  Mortons steak house is kinda blahhh.  I prefer Ruth's Chris all day every day.
6.  Unless you are allergic to nuts then peanut M&Ms should be a top go too in the candy world.
7. I have said it before and I'll say it again I say Merry Christmas because I celebrate Christmas if you don't then you don't.
8.  I love me a good spiral ham dinner.
9.  No shave November has only 1 day left...send me your photos and I'll post em next week.
10.  Congrats Dave on your new loft condo. Massachusetts welcomes you back with open arms (and legs).
11.  Fuck Black Friday! I'll pay regular price to not have to deal with that bullshit.
12.  Lots of people like to bake as a way of therapy/stress relief. I couldn't bake to save my life. Probably because it's too precise with measurements.
13.  Looks like the Nes classic will have to wait till the new year.
14. Anyone have any good winter beer suggestions?
15.  It seems like every time I get used to Snapchat and Twitter they fucking change it.
16.  It's looking like Saturday, December 17th is going to be the 1st Annual Drunknothings Christmas drinks and shopping day. All are invited to bang out some shopping, drinks and have some laughs. If you are interested let me know. (Also looking for a better name suggestions)

Monday, November 21, 2016

Gobble Gobble

Man, Thanksgiving is fast approaching and everyone knows that turkey day is my jam.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Little kids are scared of the elf on a shelf.
(And some of you have crazy names for your elves)
2. Do you ever have days where you just hate everyone.
3. What is an acceptable number of beers with lunch?
4. Ever have a crazy vivid dream that a friend is in and you get mad at them for something in a dream? Or it's an awkward dream so you just avoid them?
5.  Anyone asking...no I am not getting any more dogs till Ronin passes away.
6. People don't seem to be all that much into sports lately.
7. Uncle Willie is into no shave November...kids rocking his first beard ever at 62.
8. Still no luck finding a NES classic.
9. Rumor has it Grillo may or may not be engaged.
10. The Thanksgiving desert stop over is the new hotness. Basically, I can't endure my family anymore so I'm coming by to drink your booze under the pretense of lovely delicious baked goods.
11.  Dazed and Confused is still a great movie.
12. Maybe a return trip to the Wickendon in early January.
13. I guess 40 is the new 75. Old as fuck.
14. Chili season is upon. I love me some chili and also beef stew.
15. Miller High life used to be an economical purchase now it is the same price as BL, ML and CL. It is still delicious.
16.  How come no one has asked me what I want for my birthday or Christmas. Bunch of Scrooge's.

Monday, November 14, 2016

Sad days

It is not a good time to be a pet in household Whitley. We lost Shinobi in September and now lost Daphne yesterday due to bloat. She was a good rescue.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I will never go back to Buffalo Wild Wings for the UFC. Piss all over the floor.
2. Rumor has it Hong Kong/Kung Fu Dave is moving up to Lowell.
3. Chrissy is a Thousandaire...he went 40/42 this past week. That is 40 hours of regular pay and 42 of overtime PLUS he Ubered.
4. Is there anything worse than your phone being fucked up? It's fine at first but then it blows.
5. It is funny how some people get along like peanut butter, while others are more like oil and water.
6. Thanks everyone for the support on Daphne's passing.
7. Do people still go out for Thanksgiving eve?
8. It's pretty hard to get rid of Bruins tickets now a days.
9. I guess the Nintendo classic is this years hot ticket item and I probably won't get one till February.
10. Why do people feel the need to bring people down instead if lifting people up?
11. Cracking your neck feels great but it can't be good for you right?
12. When the waiter hit on me Saturday night, I saw Chrissy's eyes light up and I knew he was figuring out how he can work it for free drinks and food.
13. Brian Folan is looking great and doing well.
14. I am looking forward to the day that my Twitter feed is not all about politics.
15. They say everything happens for a reason but sometimes it is hard to see what that reason is.
16. I mean if you have a beard you need to take care of it - shampoo, conditioner and combing it.
17. I see that Friendsgiving is a huge thing now a days. Pretty sure that used to just be called a pot luck dinner, y'all.
18. We are all at an age that if you are going to drink draft beer it should at the very least be a beer you enjoy and not the cheapest biggest bang for your buck.

I hope that I can catch up with some of you guys soon for some day drinking and laughs.

Man we are halfway through no shave November, I see some guys sporting newly grown beers. Ladies your muffs must be getting so long (ha ha who says muff? That's so 1970's).

Monday, November 7, 2016


How is everyone's no shave November going?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I saw Dr. Strange and loved it.
2. Killed my best man speech, which I wrote in 10 mins day of.
3. Anyone been to China Blossom in Quincy?
4. Speaking of Quincy bars, what do you know about Jazzmoon karaoke?
5. Landmark Public house is open, where Gerard's used to be.
6. It appears that Wahlburgers has changed their patties to smaller sizes.
7. Chrissy is killing the OT and Uber game. Kids gonna be a Thousandaire come Friday.
8. Who is meeting up for the UFC Saturday night?
9. The retro Nintendo comes out Friday!!
10. What does "me time" mean to you?
11. It is annoying that the Red Zone and the Redzone are the same but different.
12. Apparently you aren't supposed to chew gum in church.
13. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck Comcast.
14. If Notre Dame loses to Navy does anyone even care? Haaaaaaaaaa!
15. The Buffalo chicken dip at Coops is legit as fuck.
16. How social are you that you would be able to go on vacation solo? Like not even ask one friend to go away for some laughs and drinks?

I'm off...don't forget Friday is Veterans day. Always remember to thank a Vet and when appropriate buy them a drink. Th

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

November is Movember

As soon as the leaves are almost done turning, mustaches start showing up on men's (and some ladies) lips. It must be Movember.

Let's see what I learned this weekend:
1. I am 38 and pretty sure I am officially retired from bachelor parties.
2. No one lives for Halloween quite like the Macphails.
3. I got 1 trick or greater this year...whomp whomp whomp.
4. It is great that Hong Kong, or Kung Fu in some circles, is back home in Massachusetts.
5. Hungover at work is not where I ever want to be.
6. It is 6 minutes from the Cadillac Lounge to Twin Rivers. In case you were wondering.
7. Is anyone else looking forward to Doctor Strange this weekend?
8. If you were in a wedding, you would think that you would know if/when there is a rehearsal dinner right?
9. Has anyone heard from Joe Martell? Probably ran off and got hitched in a secret ceremony.
10. Waking up with a splitting headache is the worst.
11. Hey people unless you are digging ditches in a coal mine, you have no reason to be having dirty finger nails.
12. It is totally normal for your party bus driver to be telling you stories about his coke escapades, amirite?
13. There is talk of bringing back the annual street hockey game, anyone interested?
14. What do you know about Asacks turkey farm?  I had the best turkey sandwich from there last Friday.
15. Speaking of sandwiches, not really a fan of the Cuban/Cubano.
16. Anyone up for some trivia next week? Chris Leaden is looking for a meet up and kicking ass session.
17. I know that it is only 6 beers but 36 packs are game changers.
18. Hey Comcast blow me...having my bill go from 160 to 215! Eat a bag of dicks.