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I found out this weekend that there are some people who hate the term Merry Merry!
SO fuck them and MERRY MERRY!
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Glad to see people are still doing the green tea shots.
2. The XM channel 104 HOLLY is the better of the Xmas music on there.
3. Hit Chrissy up on any Friday and he will be down for any man date.
4. More places need to have blacked chicken sandwiches.
5. Its totally normal to invite your Uber driver into the bar, right Mike?
6. Lots of debates at the Celtics games on who to build around - Tatum or Brown.
7. The DCU is getting a full reboot. How do you feel about that?
8. I am geared up for the Georgia game next Saturday and the Bruins winter classic.
9. Puppy is a week out and still don't have a name.
10. Can you settle a debate - isn't Maggianos just a high priced Olive Garden?
11. I have not watched Elf this Xmas season and that is a bit disheartening.
12. Don't try giving me a brioche bun for a burger. Keep that trash bread to yourself.
Hopefully you fools are working on your New Years resolutions.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People are not being very festive this year. Actually they are all in a grumpy mood.
2. I look forward to Ozzies Xmas card every year.
3. I mean does Michael Buble' own Xmas music or what?
4. Mega Millions is up to 400 Mill...just saying.
5. I see that we are short on mall Santas - how long would it take me to grow out a santa beard?
6. Martell loves Rozafa - fuck that place.
7. I have not had much Bolognese sauce but man when its good it hits.
8. Boots are too heavy for Chrissys flat feet(Or so he says).
9. I hate the Eagles. I HATE all their music. Just in case you have all forgotten.
10. I watched Santa Claus is Coming to Town this weekend and they removed the whole middle part, where he gives out gifts for kids sitting on his lap.
11. Still up in the air on a name for the puppy.
12. Its crazy how you forget some of the most mundane things from your past.
Week 13 was a bloodbath with injuries to several big name players. Lamar Jackson went out, Jimmy G is done for the season, Super rookie Kenny Walker got a "ankle jam" , Aaron Jones hurt his shin, Courtland Sutton hammy dancing, Treylon Burks is concussed and Jaylen couldn't Waddle as he was in and out of the lineup! Somewhere old friend Mark Welch is smiling. There are SIX teams on bye this week and the trade deadline is looming ( 12/12) its now or never for teams to make there move to the top ( HK Street Pharmacist this doesn't include you as you clinched first place two weeks ago.) Lets take a look at week 13.
First place this week was surging Prebathtubwhitney with 161. Prebathtub had everyone scoring in double digits with St. Brown leading the team with 34 points. Herbert got the late game 300 yard bonus while Ekler had a rare off week. Prebathtubwhitney is making a push to secure that second spot.
2nd place this week was Doom and Gloom with 147. Hurts continues to put up MVP numbers going for 45 this week. Waiver add Perine looked good and Pacheco has taken over in KC as the lead back. D & G is gonna have to decide if Swifty has earned their trust and how to get Scary Terry back in the lineup but thinks are looking up in Doom and Gloom land.
3rd place this week was Slippery Wizards with 134. CMC and the Niners D carried Slippery Wizards with a combined 48 points. Fields on a bye and Chubb looking to be dead from Watson it might be time for Slippery Wizards to put some trust in Garrett Wilson and not leave 18 points from the kicker on the bench!
4th place this week was Burrow My dicker in your ass with 129. Burrow was led by Mr Burrows himself who outdueled Mahomes and put up 34. Davante Adams continues to produce this week putting up 38. Adams now has 4 games with multiple tds!! Burrow got a 0 from Pickens (May want to throw him the fucking ball), it might be time to get DJ or Olave more run OR ask for the tight end passing yards bonus if they are going to keep going two tight end set. Hill did have 21 passing yards!
5th place this week was Hong Kong Street Pharmacist with 116. HK Street Pharmacist just keep cruising along. Lamar goes down after dropping 1 point? No problem Jacobs and Cowboys d come through with 51 points oh and Gould drops 15 to make up for Mandrews off day. Google destiny and there's probably a picture of one of the HK owners in a crossfit steam room and the other in a fantasy football war room, but both celebrating a championship.
6th place this week was Flyingdingoes with 102. God Brady salvaged the week with a Monday night miracle and the hottest WR around Mr Watson put up 2 more tds! Dingoes finally got Keenan Allen back and Dulcich looks like the only positive in Denver! Slayton looks like he should be in the market for more run as he is Danny Dimes go to guy.
7th place this week is Moco Loco with 97. Moco had an off week from Josh Allen ( 20pts) Slim Reaper did show up with 23 and Chase was back but only had 13 while Waddle was in and out of the lineup resulting in 1 point. Edwards and Kamara combined for 5 points so its either Bam Knight time or hit the often broken down trade machine for help.
8th place this week was Charlies Angels with 97. Charlies was led by AJ Brown who put up 32 in a revenge game but Tua had a rare off game despite a fast start and Kenny Walker got injured and could only put up 3 points. Knox did Charlies no favors as he dropped a goose egg. The Angels are going to have to hope Purdy is able to use Ayiuk or Deebo going forward or Hollywood Brown gets hot to offset Walker if he in fact has to miss time! Nothings clinched but first so there is still time to crawl out of that basement.
9th place this week was Silly Gooses with 93. Gooses lost Jimmy G early with a broken ankle but 58 points from Hill and Lockett kept them afloat. Wilson, Kittle and Aaron Jones COMBINED for 10 points! Luckily Murray and Dhop are back next week for some Monday night action after a long layoff.
10th this week was Equalizers with 91. Equalizers got and off week from Mahomes ( 21) but Drake London seems to be coming around and Mariotta may be heading to the bench. Pittman let the team down with 2 points but Equalizers are still firmly in the mix to finish in the money. Little fun fact before we make some calls. Quick check of this weeks tight end stats vs KICKER stats . Only tight ends out scored the kickers ( T.Hill wasn't counted went with Kelce) Engram had to score 11 to out point Joseph and Dulcich was able to outscore games best kicker Tucker 11-4. Kickers matter crowd out here peacocking and shouting get rid of the tight end position. Wild times indeed.
First call this week is rookie wr Drake London. Hi Drake whats up its TMX " Oooh TMX I've heard of you! Whats good? This is such an honor" Honor is ours I mean it must be tough being top wr taken and catching balls from Mariotta? Having seen someonemissfire as much as that guy since Peter Brady fired one off Marcias nose! " ah come on he's not that bad but yeah its been a rough year and i'm just out here trying to make plays" Well rook so far so good hopefully you get more looks if Mariotta gets benched coming out the bye. " Oh man I'm not hoping anyone gets benched but I know Equalizers are counting on me so lets see what happens, take care TMX, oh and OH MY NOSE. Get it hahahahah. " Yeah stick to catching balls TMX will handle the jokes Drake. The next call this week is to backup extraordinaire Tony Pollard. Hey Tony is TMX " Yoooooooo TMX what is going on? How you guys doing? Glad youre back" Everything is good here you are having some season. 11 tds and average 17 fantasy points and not even a starter. " Oh man, I prepare like a starter and I'm just out there trying to win games" Well you are outproducing Zeke right now and with a smash spot next week vs Houston that looks like its going to continue TMX is sure Prebathtubwhitney is excited " yeah I'm excited too for them and myself. I heard first place is clinched but they have a shot at the money so lets ride this thing out" Sounds good! Good luck TP. Lets check the standing
1. Hong Kong Street Pharmacists
2. Prebathtubwhitney 88pts
3. Burrow my Dicker in yo ass 145pts
4. Equalizers 160pts
5. Silly Gooses 184pts
6. Moco Loco 198pts
7. Slippery Wizards 198pts
8. Doom and Gloom 241pts
9. Flyingdingoes 260pts
10. Charlies Angels 321pts
Its Christmas season and I have yet to hear Marshmallow world but I have heard Mariah Carey 10000278 times.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Precinct 10 has really good food.
2. Great turn out for the QFD vs BFD hockey game fund raiser yesterday - if you went to the rink, Liberty Tavern or back to the Hoffy.
3. Heard beer is going up 17% and alcohol 23% thanks to the cost of the ingredients to make it going up during this recession.
4. Fucking nothing worse than a hang nail.
5. This cold/flu that's going around is taking out people left and right.
6. A $23 dollar uber ride to the casino sounds good, right?
7. Not Your Average Joe's still slaps.
8. I love when stocks are tanking and you are seeing -27% return on your money and people are like you didn't lose anything. Yeah, I kinda did. There was 500K in there a month ago and now we are looking at 365K. But you cant retire until you are 60 anyway...no shit Sherlock.
9. Can someone explain to me what the fucking Red Sox are doing? Or not doing?
10. Yesterday it was 63 today 25. Gotta love the Winter.
11. Nothing worse getting the wrong thing at the drive thru.
Week 12 is in the books and we are officially in the witching hour as the kids call it. NOW is the time to make your move to try and get into the money. First place has officially (by TMX) been clinched. In the history of ADSL no team has ever blown a lead over 100 going into week 13 so the fight is now for 2nd and 3rd place. Let take a look at how week 12 ended up.
1st place this week
was Hong Kong Street Pharmacist with `165. Jacobs WENT OFF for 55 points
including a game clinching 86yd td that was worth 19 points alone! Connors is
back to rb 1 with 25 and Lamar is running again. They also left 26 on the bench
with Dolphins D. Its the 3rd win of the year for HK
2nd place this week and peeking out from the cellar is Doom and Gloom with 158. D&G had a huge week from Hurts who at halftime looked to be on his way to a 60 burger but finished with 38. Wrs Higgins and Jefferson went for 25 and 29. The new rbs D&G started combined for 25 while old friend I shot ya was on the bench with 24!! D&G is now locked and loaded with Deshaun coming back looking to wheel and deal his way up the standings.
3rd Place this week was Prebathtubwhitney with 138. Prebathtubwhitney may have fixed Herbie as he came alive for the first time since week 4. SunGod is healthy and Ekler is scoring every week putting the gutter fighting champ in a weird spot actually trying to get to the money. Starting Dick Johnson at tight end and getting 0 probably isn't the way to do that (TMX note name changed to protect a guy putting up zero after getting a ball in the endzone off the face).
4th place this week was Equalizers who continue to ride league MVP Mahomes. This week got a break out game from Miles "Boobie " Sanders who put up 143 and 2 tds after back to back weeks of just putting up 5! Equalizers also got some Monday night action with tds from JT ( who's officially back) and Pittman. TMX stats reports Pittman is avg 14 points with Matty Ice and is WR 14 overall with Ice. Tell him Matty is cooked but you better duck after you say it.
5th place this week was Silly Gooses with 134. Gooses looked primed to go with Murray back and running ( 56yds) and Nick Folk once again putting up double digits. Tyreek put up just 12 partially due to the Dolphins resting starters and cramping but Gooses are still in the mix.
6th place this week was Slippery Wizards with 124. Chubb got one of the fantasiest tds late in the game when the Browns could have just kicked a fg to end it to help an otherwise average day. Lamb is playing at wr1 level but so were GODwin and new toy Wilson who were left on the bench ( 52pts combined) while Gabe Davis came up small with 5 points. The battle for the basement is still in sight for Slippery Wizards and leaving 52 on the bench is concerning.
7th place this week was Moco Loco with 119. Since winning the week in week 6 Moco Loco hasnt had a top 5 finish! Josh Allen may finally be back putting up 33 and waiver wire finds Schultz and Perine put up 17 a piece but Mocos need Chase back on the case and fast as they are slipping into no mans land. Kamara continues to disappoint this week putting up just 4 points!
8th place this week was Burrow my dick in your ass with 96. Burrow was lead by Burrow who put up a pedestrian 20pts and Kelce had a rare off game ( 13 points by any other tight end is jump for joy shit) Dj Moore may have found a qb that is ready and willing to use him as he had a good game 23 on the bench. Burrow lost Najee to a lesion adominal ( spanish for tummy ache). Najee did score before leaving and Burrows will have to keep an eye on that but have JK Dobbins coming back and hoping the Peirce can bounce off that rookie wall and get back to rushing for 100 and tds like earlier in the year. They are too close to the money to not make it happen!
9th place this week was Flyingdingoes with 90 points. Dingoes leading scorer this week was Tom Brady with 22 and in 2022 you arent winning many weeks with Tom Brady as your leading scorer with 22! Jamaal got his usual td and King Henry had a rare off day where he had more rec yards than rushing and had a huge catch and run that ended with a fumble in the endzone, very unKing like. Keenan Allen is back which will help and benching Watson is questionable with Mr Watson scoring tds all over the place ( 34,19,24 last 3 weeks) the basement fight is real and these plays can be costly.
10th place this week was Charlies Angels with 74. The Angels were led by who else but TUA who put up 299 and a td in 3 quarters of work. The blowout cost him of another big game (40,35,29 last 3 weeks) and that hurt the Angels as did ETN putting up 0 with a foot injury that coach said "not a big deal just being cautious" well no time for that when basement fights are here. Walker helped with 2 tds and looked like he could've had more but wasnt used as much. Hollywood Brown is now back so the wr group got stronger. Climbling out of the basement is gonna depend on Tua playing full games and the upcoming schedulre should make sure he does ( SF, LAC, Buf). Its go time.
Lets make some calls. First up from Charlies Angels a good friend of TMX Deebo Samuel. Yo, Deebo whats good? " Oh man TMX how you been? TMX AND MY DOGS BITE hahaha get it! " Yeah good one Deebs but this is a serious call here, its late in the season and well you've kinda been underperforming " Oh come on TMX you coming at me like that? Im working as hard as ever but we got alot of weapons you know" Oh we get it but you were the 6th wr taken and you currently have 4 more points than Tyler Boyd on the season. " WAIT you comparing me to Tyler Boyd? TMX you gonna get me tight!" No, no Deebo just saying last year you were over 20 points 8 times this year only once? " I get it, TMX mark my words, if my hammy gets right I'm going over 20. Put that down. We got no Mitchell and that new boy we brought in aint bout to carry the load so I'm gonna get it" Well, well, well thats our first ever hammy get right prediction! GOOD LUCK Deebo always a friend of TMX ( FOT).
Gonna go a little off the path here and return a call we got from a gentleman name Anon Omous Sources. Hi is this Anon Omous Sources? " Yeah its me this TMX?" It is. First strange name and how did you come across TMX's number? " You can just call me SOURCES thats what most people do, I know people thats how I got your number do you want to hear what I got?" Uhhhm well sure " Well, I heard that the top team in your league one of the owners doesnt even watch football and at one point tried to drop Mark Andrews but had to be talked out of it!! We put a trace on him and hes always at this Crossfit jamboree thing" I mean not sure where youre going with this? " The point is He hasnt made one transaction all year just sitting back and taking credit basically he's milli vanilli and should be stripped of his ownership" Uhhm well this aint the grammies Mr Sources and we appreciate the call but thats up to the team to decide who does what during the season. " I'm just letting you know who's real and who aint but your call you are TMX and all." Yeah thanks. Keep doing what you do Mr Sources we will keep doing what we do. Boy that was something, who knew we'd get a call saying an owner was milli vanilli. Wild. Blame it on the rain I guess. Lets check the standings;
1. Hong Kong Street Pharmacist
2. Prebathtubwhitney 132pt
3. Equalizers 135pt
4. Burrow my dick in yo ass 158pt
5. Silly Gooses 161pt
6. Moco Loco 180pt
7. Slippery Wizards 216pt
8. Flyingdingoes 246pt
9. Doom and Gloom 272pt
10. Charlies Angels 302pt
Well this is it boys. Time to make moves. Trade deadline is coming up on DEC 12 so its now or never. Lets hope for some big Josh Jacob type games this week and no injuries. Good Luck and as always folan.com for everything.
We got 33 days till 2023!
Looks like Covid season is finally winding down.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Hershey PA is fucking far my dudes.
2. It is Cyber Monday make sure you get them deals.
3. Going out for Thanksgiving dinner was something different.
4. When getting a back piece do you get it down on the ass?
5. Jeffrey and Joey just out there drinking whiskey.
6. Have you heard that Justin shattered his lower leg? Both Tibia and Fibula.
7. Beef barbacoa is underrated and fire.
8. Criminal Minds is back and not bad (same but different).
9. Perfectly normal to name a white dog Yayo right? Thanks!
10. Please tell me you guys(and gals) have seen the Never Ending Story.
11. Day 1 after being off for 4 days is always a blur.
12. Chrissy is slowly becoming a dog whisperer. He has puppy training class this Friday - stay tuned.
Week 11 is in the books and we head to the Thanksgiving week with no teams on byes and Hong Kong Street Pharmacists still cruising to victory while the battle for the basement rages on. The first annual thanksgiving TMX review is here lets look at how the week shook out.
1st this week with 165 was Burrow my dick in your ass. Najee Harris finally scored over 12 points and may have found his groove like Stella once did. Kelce and Davante went off and Danny Dimes started and put up 31 while Burrow was on the bench putting up 39 ( team president " sent his ass a message") Rondelly Moore insulted the Burrows by coming out for one play and then calling it a day with a groin pull (medical injury not...well you know the joke).
2nd place this week was Prebathtubwhitney with 147, Tony Tony Tony Pollard has done it again exploding for 39 and Pats D put up 20. Herbie and Ekler had ok games and Prebathtub has to be wondering when Herbert is gonna string together a few 35-45 point games.
3rd Place this week was Flyingdingoes (bday boy) with
136. King Henry threw for one and ran for one and Jamaal Williams does what he
always does and vultures tds, this week 3 of em! Dingoes will need Mixon back
and hopefully Rodgers new toy Watson continues his td scoring ways.
4th place this week was Hong Kong Street Pharmacists with 134. The Pharmacists got a big week from Amari Cooper and comeback player of the year candidate Josh Jacobs ran wild. The Dallas D has become a quiet savor for this team, they have scored over 15 points 7 of the first 11 weeks and in single digits (8) only once!
5th place this week was Silly Gooses with 123. Gooses got 71 points on Monday night action as Jimmy G and Kittle hit the double point parade. 123 in a week were team mvp Tyreek is on a bye is a good thing as Silly Gooses keeps within the money range.
6th place this week was Doom and Gloom with 122. D&G was able to overcome a rare off week from J.Jefferson due to Hurts and Tee Higgins having good games. Washington defense put up 23 and Pacheco may be the real deal and we shall find out cuz CEH went down leaving the entire backfield to Pacheco for the immediate future!
7th place this week was Equalizers with 117. Equalizers were led by Mahomes per usual with 38 points. Bass kicked in with 20, kickers matter. JT score and the number one overall pick looks to be ready to take off just like last season so lets see how it unfolds for Equalizers.
8th place was Slippery Wizards with 94. SW was led by Mr Fields before he came up limping with a hammy injury then had to be helped to the locker room with a shoulder injury. Looks like the 4th qb lost for Slippery Wizards should be interesting to see how they adjust.
9th place was Charlies Angels with 93. Angels went to the waivers with Tua on a bye and Russy didnt come through. Montgomery and Ayiuk (2tds) had decent games but with ETN and Walker on byes it was pretty much survival mode this week at camp Angels who also left 20 point kicker on the bench!
10th Place this week was Moco Loco with 93. Josh Allen had a rare off week only putting up 14 which was tied for the team lead with the kicker Mcpherson!! Kamara continues to be hot and cold and Moco needs to get Chase back or make a move as he's starting to sleep down the standings.
TMX wont be making calls this week instead in honor of thanksgiving we will list what each team is thankful for!
(Don't eat too much Turkey this year)
Theres this weeks recap, have a happy and healthy turkey day boys from TMX family to yours. No byes this week and 6 games going on turkey day so check those lineups twice and buckle up. Lets hope for fewer injuries and more points and as always folan.com for everything. If you see Wes Cash this holiday ask him for our Adam Sandler Thanksgiving song cassingle, thanks. Turkey for me, turkey for you...
Its turkey day week bitches. I hope you all get stuffed and stuffed!
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The craft fair for the Quincy Animal shelter was a success.
2. The buffalo chicken at Rags is surprisingly good.
3. Tough loss for Hull but way to make it to the Superbowl boys.
4. I have said it before and I will say it again, Papa Ginos is underrated.
5. Uhm excuse me sir...but a club sandwich should be on toasted bread not straight Wonder.
6. EVERYTHING IS MORE EXPENSIVE!
7. Going to check out a puppy on Friday. Wish me luck.
8. Seat warmers in your car are awesome but man do they need a second layer of the sun setting? I do not like to be burned through my coat.
9. I watched The Calling on Peacock. It is not bad but its a bit disjointed.
10. Thanksgiving is Thursday, what is your favorite type of pie. If you say pumpkin I hope you choke on a raisin.
11. Michigan vs Ohio state is Saturday at noon. Who is going out?
12. It is ALWAYS iced coffee season. ALWAYS!
Have a great Thanksgiving ya nuts and hopefully you get to enjoy some football with your family.
Week 10 is done and this season continues to be one of the craziest. Wild endings to games and undefeated teams going down at home to backup QBs its a wild wild NFL world! Injuries keep mounting as Ertz, Kupp, Juju, Khali Herbert, Lenny, Jeudy and Everett were among the big names with in game injuries. Cap tip to Doom and Gloom for losing BOTH tight ends in one week! TMX hates reporting injuries but they wont seem to stop!! Lets get to this weeks recap.
First place this week was Slippery Wizards with 174. Led by Mr Fields 47 who has scored 100 pts the past two weeks, SW had every player except the tight end get in the end zone and this may be the best week they have all year. Slippery Wizards have moved up a little bit and are trying to make a second half push.
2nd Place this week was Prebathtubwhitney with 136. The bench mob on Prebathtub scored 114 points better than 4 teams started AND they had Pats d on a bye!! Ekler was outscored by the bench rbs and Herbert looks lost with Keenan Allen and Big Mike Will. They are still in the mix to finish in the money but its gonna take some better managing down the stretch and maybe a benching of Herbert who hasn't gone over 25 since week 4!! Is it Cousins time? #youlike that???
this week was Equalizers with 127. Mahomes continues to crush it with three
straight weeks over 40 points and his lowest week all season was 19 which is a
good week for most! JT is back to RB 1 and the Equalizers with those two
rolling and Pittman getting Matty Ice are firmly in the race to finish in the
money and to contend for the top spot!
1. Hong Kong Street Pharmacists
2. Equalizers 87pts
3. Moco Loco 92pts
4. Silly Gooses 118pts
5. Prebathfubwhitney 118pts
6. Burrow my dick in yo ass 120pts
7. Slippery Wizards 134pts
8. Charlie's Angels 170pts
9. Flying Dingoes 174pts
10. Doom and Gloom 252pts
The season is heading to the home stretch and it looks like the window to catch HK Street Pharmacist may have closed. They had their big guns on a bye and lost their number one pick this week but still picked up ground on 2nd and 3rd. The races for the basement and beer bitch are still tight as one big and you can jump the standings. Lets hope everyone is healthy this week and down the stretch! As always folan.com for everything.
Fall came in slow but man is it here now. I am hearing snow is on the horizon. LETS FUCKING GO!
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Wakanda Forever was pretty awesome. Great way to honor the character and Chadwick Boseman.
2. Its boot season now mother fuckers.
3. The older I get the more I like smashed griddled burgers over char broiled. I said it.
4. RIP Kevin Conroy. If ya know then ya know.
5. Anyone interested in a Bruins game, in Nashville, in February?
6. I watched The Inside Man on Netflix, it was aight.
7. Anyone watch any of the Interview with a Vampire on A&E?
8. Michigan vs Ohio state Saturday November 26...if they are both 11-0 someone is gonna go home very sad.
9. Chrissy says Fat Burger 1000 times over In and Out burger out of 1000 times.
10. Wait, 911 dispatchers make $22.63 an hour? WHAT!
11. Nothing feels as nice as getting your teefs cleaned.
12. I must say "this is a fucking joke" at least 37 times a week.
There is a craft fair to raise money for the Quincy Animal Shelter this Saturday. Stop by Katie will have a booth.
Byemageddon week 9 is in the books! Wont be another big bye week til week 14 and if we are being honest no real bigtime players on those teams like this past week. We had a trade this week, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, a real live trade! Silly Gooses and Burrows swapped Najee ( hasn't scored over 12pts all season) Harris and Mike Thomas (immediately put on IR) for Zeke and Adam Theilen. TMX does not comment on who wins trades as we are a pro-trade organization, that said- winters coming boys get the fleece out!! LETS HIT THE REVIEW.
First place this week was Flyingdingoes with 151. The Dingoes spent weeks 2,3 and 4 in the basement and were being publicly mocked by other teams but have now put together back to back 150 point weeks and are far away from the dank darkness of the basement as they make their push to the top. Mixon put up a season high 58 points and King Henry is mowing people down with another 100yd td week! Dingoes threw (see what we did there) Mariotta out there instead of Brady and got 7 points from the non throwing qb! Brady may have gotten the message with the benching so it could be all systems go this week!!
2nd Place this week was Charlies Angels with 148. Angels have also risen out from the basement (wks 5,6,7) with their second straight strong week. The top waiver acquisitions of Ken Walker and healthy Tua put up 65 and seem like "league winners"!! ETN has taken hold of that rb1 spot in Jax and the Angels seem to have it all going with Deebo off the bye and AJ Brown putting up numbers it looks like a set it forget it lineup each week over there. The only thing stopping this team is if Ken Walker forgets his passport for the trip to Germany this week!
3rd Place this week was Burrow my dick in yo ass with 137. Davante Adams redeemed himself after the zero in week 8 and put up 36 while Burrow only had 21 due to Mixon running wild. Kelce was his usual steady self but Burrow decided to play a kicker who was out and took a zero there. TMX is the first to tell you kickers matter and that ya cant be just taking zeroes Greg the leg was on the bench putting up 9!! Burrows is in the mix and needs to make sure they are getting all the points!!
4th place this week is Equalizers with 129. Mahomes continues to carry them and this week put up 46 while The Drake is a thing again in Baltimore and he chipped in 23. Somehow Equalizers is able to overcome JT and big Mike Williams injuries as well as Playoff Lenny having a few rough weeks to still be close to the money! Remarkable managing over there at Equalizers headquarters.
5th place this week was Silly Gooses with 120 led by wr 1 Tyreek with 28 and kicker of the year Folk putting up another big game ( 14pts). Murray and Dhop had average weeks for the first time since Dhop came back from cheating suspension. The Zeke trade should help the hurting rb situation as they only got 9pts this week!! Silly Gooses with trades and active waiver adds is firmly in contention for the money.
6th place this week was Prebathtubwhitney with 114. Ekler continues to be one of the best value picks of the draft as he scored again and Dallas Goedart led all tight ends with 25 this week. TMX was unable to contact Prebathtubwhitney's management as to why the Boogiemen were left on the bench playing a rookie qb at home? ( 32pts!) Prebathtubs hopes and dreams are with Justin Herbert who once again had an off game and was even outscored by Cousins whos running around with his shirt off and chains on begging for the start. Lets see if they pull the trigger and bench the struggling Herbert!
7th place this week was Slippery Wizards with 106. SW spent the last 8 weeks begging for qb help and finally got it with Fields putting up a 50 burger! The rest of the team? Not so much, as the rbs combined for 17 and wr combined for 13!!! Slippery Wizards are sliding into that basement and had better hope they can get more weeks like that from Fields and the rest of the team actually showing up or they may wanna hit up Lane Bryant for a summer dress!
8th place this week was Doom and Gloom with 104. Hurts and Jefferson had their usual solid weeks but getting 8 total from the rb position is not going to cut it!! Josh Palmer was the top waiver pickup but didnt crack the lineup! Fighting from the basement D&G cant afford to leave 19 on the bench. Swifty looks to be getting more reps going forward and Ertz/Everett are useable tight ends that may have a market so look for D&G to be out there shopping them and maybe a kicker as he has 2 kicker 1s.
9th place this week was Moco Loco with 94. Good news is TMX fav Cordarelle Patterson was back and of course scored twice and Waddle put up his usual good game. Bad news is Allen had a rare off day and may have injured his elbow! Moco will need to get his medical team on this and possibly check the trade options or roll with Trev Lawrence! Prayers up, TMX hearts Allen.
10th place this week was Hong Kong Street Pharmacists with 92. Since his 52 point week in week 3 Lamar Jackson has only one week over 25 points! Luckily HK Street Pharmacist has a big lead and Cooper Kupp continues to produce. Ljax is gonna be on bye next week which should also allow Andrews to get fully healthy and HK Streets Pharmacist will look to continue to push their first place lead. Lets get on the horn.
First up from last place team we will give old Lamar Jackson a call. Hey Lamar what's good it TMX. " TMX what up! How you guys doing? We got another win tonight 3 in a row heading into the bye everything is clicking!" Well not really every Lamar, I mean you havent been putting up big numbers " oh shoot come on TMX i'm a top qb and i'm doing everything I can for HK Street Pharmacists, big truss! I even showed that dude who got fired from apple some new crossfit moves . " Well that's all well and good but I'm sure they would rather another 50 burger like week 3? " alright BET! I'm getting Mark back and we fixing to light up whoever we playing week 11! Count on it" Okie dokie we will send that to old takes exposed. Lets give a call to Joey Mixon from the winning team. Hey Joe its TMX you ever heard of us? " TMX? oh hells yeah been following you guys for a while!! Call me Joey Paydirt! HA get it? I scored 5 times this week, I was on fire!" Oh you were indeed uhm Joey Paydirt. You hadnt scored over 20 all year and your last 4 weeks COMBINED was less that what you put up Sunday! " OH you got numbers TMX? Come on you know Burrows been slinging it all over the place but now Chase is down they neeeeeeeeeeeed Joey Paydirt! You might wanna keep me on speed dial! Put me in your phone as Joey Paydirt too!" Well we will think about it. Great week lets see what you got this week !! Lets check the standings
1. Hong Kong Street Pharmacist
2. Moco Loco 62pts
3. Equalizers 90pts
4. Burrow my dick in yo ass 105pts
5. SIlly Gooses 109pts
6. Prebathtubwhitney 130pts
7. Flyingdingoes 136pts
8. Charlies Angels 147pts
9. Slippery Wizards 184pts
10. Doom and Gloom 247pts
We are on to week 10 and it looks like this may be the last week to make a move on HK Street Pharmacists as Lamar and Andrews will be on bye. The fight for last is turning into a two man race at this point as Slippery Wizards and Doom and Gloom are being left back from Flyingdingoes and Charlies Angels the last couple of weeks. The fight to get to third is as tight as it has been all year. The waivers look bare this week it might be time to explore some trades! Good luck, lets stay healthy and as always folan.com for everything.
And just like that people skipped over Thanksgiving and moved right to Christmas.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. College football is not for everyone.
2. Mikey Layden is already at a record year and we still have 8 weeks left.
3. Are we or aren't we moving away from daylight savings.
4. Chrissy is having the time of his life in Vegas.
5. Coach J and Hull have their first playoff game this Sunday at 1pm if you are around.
6. Where do you stand with the impossible meats?
7. Burnt coffee is nasty.
8. I mean over 75 degrees for 5 straight days in November is straight up nuts.
9. Don't forget to play the Powerball tonight...1.9 Billion reasons why.
10. Give me a tuna or chicken salad on toast but I don't want a panini.
Week 8 is over and it was quite a week! Lots of scoring went down with 5 teams scoring over 140 and the top two teams getting 179! TMX aint good with the decimals (don't even use them) but Silly Gooses lost by .2!! Tough hit!! 10 players had 2 plus tds on Sunday with Kamara, CMC, Pollard, AJ Brown, and Foreman getting three!! Looks like scoring is on the rise BUT this week is a big bye week with 6 teams on byes so we shall see.
Lets get to the recap. First this week with 179.88 was Charlies Angels. The Angels made the most of their time in the basement and made sure they wont be back by grabbing Walker and non concussed Tua in consecutive weeks. Tua is on fire putting up 40 and AJ Brown dropped 41. ETN and Cook had great days and when Hollywood and Deebo get back Charlies Angels will continue their rise. The only question will be when Watson is back what will happen with Tua!!
2nd place this week was Silly Gooses with 179.6. Gooses are cruising with Dhop and Murray as they combined for 67. Tyreek continues to be automatic 30 and Ajones seems to be the only one scoring in Green bay. Gooses were helped by the trade deadline and Wilson got a new home but old friend Najee Harris still has yet to score over 12 points in any week! Gooses also had kicker of the week as Folk put up 17!! Gooses are just a few points out of the money and riding high with Murray and Dhop.
3rd place this week was Flyingdingoes with 153. Dingoes got a monster game from King Henry with 45 points, boy does he demolish Houston every chance he gets. Jamal Williams continues to score tds and Brady and Evans had serviceable numbers . Dingoes should get Keenan Allen and Juju back this week and with new toy Dulcich in the fold they will continue to climb up the ranks.
4th place this week was Slippery Wizards. SW finally got
points from a qb who stayed healthy as Dak went for 29. Running back is whats
carried Wizards this far and that was the case again with Chubb 29 and CMC 38.
Slippery Wizards tried to make trades but no takers alas they were left with
140 on the bench and now face 6 players on bye for week 9 better hope those
traids go through this week!
5th place this week was Prebathtubwhitney with 143. Whitney had league's best handcuff Pollard go off for 3 tds and 38 points and Diggs continued his case for wr1 ranking. Cousins filled in at qb with 27 and the Whitneys will get Herbert and Ekler back this week . Huge bye week for them keeps them right in the mix for the money.
6th place this week was Moco Loco with 139. Moco Loco took a zero last week by choosing to play a D on a bye and then this week threw up the Chief! Robert Parish as they played TWO 0s! Kamara is starting to turn it up with 38 and Waddle got Tua back and is on fire. The Iggles d also pitched in 25 and should be able to get at least that this week playing the hapless Texans. Moco is as close to the top as we've seen all year and maybe if they stop throwing up zeroes they could put some real heat on the leaders. JUST A THOUGHT.
7th Place this week was Hong Kong Street Pharmacist with 128. HK was led by Ljax 25 and Cooper 24 but injuries to Andrews 4pts and near injury to Kupp 18 had many saying " the russians cut". They still hold a good size lead and seem to be cruising to the title so much so that they laughed off a trade that would have brought them D'Onta Foreman for Mooney. Heavy is the head that wears the crown as old Billy Shakespeare wrote. ( sidenote he wrote a whole lot of sonnets).
8th place this week was Doom and Gloom. Another week another rb taken out by old D&G! This week the bus caught a flat hopefully it will be up and running . Doom was led by Mr Hurts who is playing a very high level for the undefeated Iggles! Swifty was back but had an off week as did Jefferson. Tmx does not condone snitching on any level but rumor has it someone told Carlson bout Doom and Glooms kicker hate and Carlson dropped a goose egg on that ass. Lets hope it was just friendly fire and not a full out war cuz as we know kickers matter.
9th place this week was Equalizers with 108. Mahomes on a bye and Jonathan Taylor playing like he is made for some tough sledding. Geno Steaks had an ok game and the rest of the Equalizers couldnt get over 15. The tough bye is behind them and Mahomes and the crew will be back and Miles Sanders should eat on Thursday vs the Texans so as of now Equalizers have a firm grasp on a money spot.
10th place this week was Burrow my dick in yo ass with 98. The only team to not crack a hundo was hurt by Burrow having a rare off week (17pts). Dj Moore carried the club with 29 and looks to be back to playing like wr1 that he was drafted to be. Davante Adams dropping a zero was hopefully just a one off and not something to worry about. Burrow is still at the top half of the standings and gets Kelce back next week so we are sure scoring under 100 wont be the norm.
Lets make some calls. First up from last place its friend of TMX Davante Adams. YO Davante whats good?? " oh man TMX whats crackalacking over there, you been to Vegas? Great out here, how's things" Funny you ask D what happened this week? " NOT YOU TOO!! Come on TMX you know I had the flu prolly got it from that Buster the week before who got in my way" Hahaha we did see you were sick. Well lets get better and ball out this week huh? Burrows are counting on you " oh yeah no doubt no doubt you know me TMX I'm bout to put up 200" Sound good D good luck week 9.
Now from Charlies Angels lets call Mr A.J Brown. AJ what a week its TMX " I know exactly who it is just like I knew I could beat those fools deep 3 times on Sunday, you see that T?' Oh we saw it quite impressive! " Yup 6 receptions and 3 for tds, no cheapies either. I'm rolling might mess around and do it again this week too, who we got this week you know?" Thursday night you got the Houston Texans " Oh man thats great we gonna smash them, I'm bout to get another hat trick then the Phillies smash the other Houston team, can you dig it" WOW sounds like you got it all figured out! Good luck AJ. " you TMX one more thing, when you call me next week lets get Hurts in on it too " Uhmm we'll see buddy have fun Thursday. Lets head to the standings.
1. Hong Kong Street Pharmacist
2. Moco Loco 65
3. Equalizers 127
4. Silly Gooses 138
5. Burrow my dick in yo ass 149
6. Prebathtubwhitney 153
7. Flyingdingoes 195
8. Slippery Wizards 198
9. Charlies Angels 203
10. Doom and Gloom 259
Week 9 is here and its a 6 team bye week so there will be a lot of teams looking for fill ins. The waivers lottery tickets may have already been taken but there are teams looking to trade (ALLEDGEDLY). Lets get ready for the second half as the season is just about half way over and boy did it fly!! Let hope for no injuries, plenty of 3 td games and as always folan.com for everything.