Monday, October 16, 2017

Love it

All you leaf peepers must be loving this fall weather.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. There is not a sporting event that TK doesn't like to watch live.
2. Some days you don't have it.
3. The amount of people who love the month of October never cease to amaze me.
4. Day drinking that turns into All day drunk isn't always the best.
5. Getting good news on  Monday, unheard of.
6. Beep boop.
7. Still haven't made it to the new brewery in Braintree.
8. What team is more in trouble - the Bruins or the Patriots?
9. Only 10 days till Chrissy and I leave for the world's largest outdoor cocktail party.
10. Has any one heard from Welchie?
11. One bite everyone knows the rules!
12. Home made scorpion pepper hot sauce is devilish.
13. Why are bikes so expensive.
14. I can not reiterate enough I do not go to kids parties that are at kid places. A party at your house sure. A party at Chuck e cheese no way.
15. Have I told you that I hate fantasy football today?
16. Is there anything better than sleeping with all your windows open?




Monday, October 9, 2017

Well well well

I have said it before and I'll say it again, this year's fucking flying by.  Happy Columbus day.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Burrata people, I finally get it now. That shit is delicious.
2. The Bruins only taking debit/credit and no cash is absurd to me. Cash is King.
3. How long does a fall cold last damn it.
4. If you haven't seen the Miami Dolphins coach doing lines of cocaine then your Monday hasn't been made yet.
5. Bar hopping towards your house is a novel idea.
6. God damn right eye won't stop twitching. What in the actual fuck?
7. Pies, cupcakes and cookies are the way to make friends.
8. At what age do you stop getting birthday presents?
9. Only 11 more Monday's till Christmas.
10. I saw a bunch of people moping off the Redsox band wagon on Saturday.
11. All I can say is live your best life. If it makes you happy...do it.
12. If you don't like day drinking then we probably can't be friends.
13. Tom Kelly likes Uber so much he's thinking about doing it on his off days (I think it's just so he can have some pocket change).
14. Have they instituted the rule that if you are vaping anyone can just walk up and punch you in the face? Not yet? Hopefully soon.
15. Fuck fantasy football.
16. Is it ok to answer question of people who are talking to themselves?
17. Still working on going to the Wickendon pub to finish my card. Hopefully before I turn 40. Who is in?
18. Got a lot of flack for last weeks black coffee comment. I double down on it, the people who bitched about it are as closed to lacking empathy as Jeffrey Dahmer.
19. I know we are in hurricane season but fucking enough.
20. Big up to the crowd at the Florida Gators game for singing Tom Petty in unison on Saturday.

Gonna go work hard for this double time and a half today!


Monday, October 2, 2017

Happy Birthday

Happy 40th birthday to one Christian Daniel MacPhail.  Here is to many more. Who would have known 19 years ago today, I had my fake ID taken away but I made a great friend.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People are strange.
2. Bacon over everything.
3. Golfing in the rain is not for me.
4. Helping plan a surprise for a surprise party is stressful.
5. It is October, so the count down to the world's largest outdoor cocktail party is on - 24 days.
6. Congrats to Jason Foley on his $1000 scratch ticket hit.
7. Credit card roulette is no joke, $250 later.
8. Fuck fall time colds/sickness.
9. Forgetting a club on the golf course is no good.
10. It is always great to see Tooma, even if he had to sit on a bus for 12 hours.
11. It is apple picking time. You know apple pies are my jam.
12. I tried to drink black iced coffee, pretty sure that's how sociopaths are made.
13. Is there anything worse than trying to make small talk with someone you have no interest in actually talking too?
14. Phone battery update - still not here.

Monday, September 25, 2017

Well then

It looks like mother nature isn't quite ready to leave summer behind.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Even when wearing running pants, Kung Fu Dave still wears black.
2. Kelly's Cellar is kind of a scary place.
3. Florida - Georgia game is a month away.
4. At what age do people stop with the Halloween parties?
5. Dunkin donuts tried to kill me this weekend, my iced coffee was pumpkin spice.
6. Who hates roast beef? Honestly Chrissy?
7. Happy belated birthday Folan.
8. If you see Jeffrey buy him a drink or something. That dudes cranky.
9. Is there anything wrong with eating a dinner salad after your meal? Asking for a friend(wink wink).
10. Since I know you are dieing to know, still no battery.
11. Rumor has it Chris Leaden is going to help moving.
12. I am so confused about these protests - are we protesting police brutality? Is it the flag? Is it being an American? Is it the first amendment right to free speech?
13. I caught Kingsman 2 this weekend, not nearly as good as the 1st.
14. If you are a fan of Nintendo then you should check out Castlevania on Netflix. It's only 4 episodes but sets it up nicely for future stories.

Off to do some work.

Monday, September 18, 2017

Bring it on

Fall starts Friday at 4:02 pm.  Bring on brisk mornings, apple pies and basic white girl pumpkin everything.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. My white scorpion peppers refuse to change from green to white.
2. All these natural disasters are good for over time at the Coca Cola plant.
3. Rugged maniac this weekend out in Southwick and My first mud run in Holyoke. Good luck Ali.
4. Safe to say my fantasy season is over after 2 weeks. Now I know what it feels like ladies, all build up no satisfaction.
5. Bloody Mary bars are my jam.
6. Five year olds have no off switch, no down time and never stop asking questions.
7. Punch out for Nintendo is still awesome.
8. I see a few people jumping back on the Bs bandwagon after that Pasta signing.
9. What do you do when your right eye twitches for over a week.
10. I heard a rumor that Coach K is rocking like 4 time shares in and around Disney. May be time to just invest in a condo bro.
11. I'm not going to lie, Derek loves when people talk/type in the 3rd person.
12. Guess Matty and Meg are moving into their own house this weekend, do you think this effects him going to Florida - Georgia?
13. Grillo made a rare appearance on the text machine.
14. People are bitching about the new iPhone being $1000. Wasn't the last one $850?  Apple got you eating out of their hands.
15. Ever get hit with a 24 hour sickness. Black out city.
16. Hong Kong Dave must be seeing someone. Haven't heard from him in 2 weeks. Still waiting on his house warming party.
17. Sometimes the best part of Snapchat are the news articles.
18. Guess what Joey Martell got for his birthday? Tickets to Phantom of the Opera. Who knew he was so sophisticated. How many Adderall did he pop to watch that?

Ok, I'm back working with Rio this week. Let the good times roll.




Monday, September 11, 2017

15 more

There are only 15 more Monday's till Christmas.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. We all have that one friend who bitches about everything. Someone could give them$100 and they would bitch about it not being enough.
2. Sunburns on 70 degree days are where it is at.
3. Joe Martell never missed a day to be at the beach.
4. Looks like all the work OT is slowing down in 3 weeks.
5. Jeffrey is spiteful at times.
6. Another year and I am out of the elimination pool week 1.
7. Why do they give you the most uncomfortable work chairs?
8. My sausage making empire is coming along.
9. Georgia beating ND with Doug Flutie calling the game, made my Saturday night.
10. Can't be uncle of the year if you don't show up to flag football games.
11. This is great sleeping weather.
12. Chrissy, sorry to break this to you but Poopsies is a 5.3. The atmosphere is a 10.
13. Never forget - tell a friend, telephone and tell TK are the 3 major ways to get all your business out there.
14. Rio wants a lake house in NH if you guys know of any.
15. Car dealerships are relentless with harassing you. Never fill out any shit online.
16. All these fucking hurricanes, really enough mother nature.
17. If I got an Irish wolf hound, I can name it Mick right?
18. Cagney's is getting a new menu.

Gotta run kids. See ya soon.

Monday, September 4, 2017

Labor day

Happy Labor day you animals.
While you all are out enjoying the last days of the summer I will be working.

This is what I learned this week:
1. I finally got around to watching Black Mirror on Netflix, that is some fucked up shit. I haven't made it through all 3 seasons yet.
2. The Macphails had a lovely cookout yesterday, a celebration of life and the wonderment of a fire pit.
3. The suicide/elimination pool is back up and running. So get your picks in by 1pm on Sunday.
4. The Florida - Georgia game is on. Hotel is booked, the airfare is booked and Matty secured 4 tickets. Who is coming with? 3 tickets are spoken for.
5. Looks like Point Sebago may be a go for next year. The week of July 7th to the 14th. Rumor has it Jason Foley and his family are even in.
6. True North bar opened up in Weymouth, pretty nice.
7. This week is the Brimfield antique show.
8. I love when I hear people buying products and growing beards.
9. Would people be interested in a pub crawl to raise money for the devastation in Texas, caused by Harvey.
10. I don't really understand the purpose of cards against humanity.
11. Survivor flip cup is beyond ghetto. What's the purpose of playing a drinking game when you get kicked off a team? Attention span zero.
12. Have you had the drunken meatball pizza from Coops? Shit is off the chains.
13. Would you buy 20 $30 scratch tickets, 30 $20 tickets or 60 $10 tickets?
14. What is more important to you? Time or money? Would you drive around for 1/2 hour looking for a parking space or would you just pay the $20 to park?
15. There is no one I would pay $1500 per ticket to see front row center stage. How can Lady Gaga even charge that?
16. We are on to week 6 of waiting for my battery from China.

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

TMX draft recp



Welcome back to fantasy football season! Tmx is enjoying semi retirement on the TMX island not Belize so dont start the collusion talk with beach bums, I know how this league speculates! Stopping by for a quick recap and odds on winning the belt this season. The draft was quick and controversial the only way the league knows how to operate. 5 wide rec and 5 rbs was mysteriously replaced with one flex ( mysteriously meaning clerical error by the league office).  The league this year saw a run on qbs unlike any we've seen in the past with two teams drafting back to back qbs, there was also a run on PATRIOT rbs with three taken in a row in the 14th round and we had some out of the box tight end love as team new guy took top two tight end in his top 4 picks!! We also had our quickest shot pick as slippery wizards may have been too focused on shining last years winning belt! Murtaugh and Riggs also got in the shot buying biz but at least he was drafting for two! Quick shout out to the bartender for making the jolly rancher shot at 2007 prices no less. Lets recap this wild draft from 1-10 same crew as last year with the exception of the guy who came in last. That guy quit as he didnt want to wear the dress to the bar. TMX is not into bullying or public shaming so dont look to us to give up who that person was.

 Drafting first was The Luvbelow. First spot is pretty easy to get rolling with best player available and thats what Luv did taking D. Johnson. Following that up top ranked qb Rodgers and Luv is already off to another "great draft". Kelce is third pick and Luv has top rb, top qb and top 5 tight end. Took a few swings at rebound wrs with hopkins, arob. b.marshall and tate. Lacy and west backing up Johnson seems risky but if DJ plays like he did last year he prolly wont need a rb! Alot to love about this draft and like everything unless injuries come along there is no way The Luvbelow isnt in contention all year. 

 Second pick this year was Black Dynomite. They went safe with Lev Bell then followed it up with three straight wr Thomas, Dez and TY. Shouldnt be hard to roll them out each week only question being TY with the Luck health factor. Powell, Mcfadden, Abdullah and Kelly is a good group and like DJ when Bell is on you dont really need an rb2. Tight ends Eifert ( health issues) and Brate ( lotta mouths to feed in tampa) is a weakness But Matty Ice and Stafford is a good qb pairing. Black Dynomite will be flooding the trade market with unreal trades for Hogan and DMC so stay by your phones!! Once again Black Dynomite is a wagon and will be competitive.

  Third pick this year was the Equalizers who had a decent draft and avoiding going all in on GOD Brady. Equalizers took Brown and then later paired it up with big Ben, they took a great risk/ reward play with Zeke in round 3 and are praying for a Gurley comeback taking him in round 2.  Garcon, Mr Big Play Djax, Maclin and Mike Williams could be a concern for Equalizers at wr and by could be we mean hit the wire. But Pats d and Andrew Luck are quality later picks. Trades, waiver help and a Zeke explosion when he comes back could put Equalizers in the money

 Fourth pick this year was Charlies Angels the self proclaimed bad boys of adsl. Angels went with Julio and Cooper and three rbs in first 5 picks. Howard the safe pick then couple of swings at bounce back player beast mode and rookie heavy hitter ( well actually not so heavy cuz she got up)  Joe Mixon. In 8 and 9th he went qbs with carr and cousins for much needed qb depth or just to copy the stay woke #ogs?  Ruldoph and Cook could have break out years and if Tyreek hill continues from last yrs production and T Williams and Matthews hit the Angels could be looking to be in the money.

 Fifth pick this year went to  Twiddling dicks who went after wrs with 3 of the first four and loaded up Evans, Baldwin and Jeffery then finished the wr corps with Crowder and Diggs. Also taking God Brady second shows Twiddling is ready to roll. Comeback player of the year candidate Hyde and ppr machine woodhead  should be effective if not Frank Gore (what did you say?) FRANK GORE should get the points as he always does and taking a chance on AP late seemed safe. Tight ends Thomas and Njoku seem to be a weak point but all and all a good draft that i'm sure Twiddling only remembers half of.

 Sixth pick this year came from the fresh prince of Belize the Beach bums who were not present at the draft. Conflicting reports say he was on vacation or was suspended by the league for league wide violations up to and including several traid fleecing charges, threats at last draft  and performance enhancing drugs. Tmx will investigate any and all leads. Beachbums ignored the medical concerns and went with ODB then followed it up with Cooks and Brees . Took rooking Fournette and lottery ticket hunt then stabilized the rbs with less risk back up rb picks coleman, ingram and rawls. Henry and Doyle show promise last year and if that continues in those offenses tight end should be ok. BeachBums had an ok draft by Bums standards but they will be in the mix as always based on transactions and trade movement.

 Seventh pick and went to defending champs Slippery Wizards. Tmx doesnt count anyone out at the draft but Slippery Wizards have alot of work ahead. No one has won the league not having at least one top 2-3 player at a position and in many cases you need two not sure they accomplished that. AJ Green , demarco, Keenan Allen followed by Crowell and Ty montgomery are all good players but none are carry the team. Wizards took a chance on suspended rb Martin and got delanie walker and up and comer hooper at the tight end. Big run on qbs left the Wizards watching the top 12 go off the board before he got a shot and settled for Rivers and Dalton, hope there is paired with Allen and Green possibly double points?

Eighth pick this year went to The stay woke #ogs. They went with Freeman to lead a pack of young  rbs of Mcceverything, Perkins, Perine and vet Latavius Murray. The wr corp of Jordy, comeback candidate Benjamin, HIGH risk/ HIGH reward Martavis Bryant  with Britt and Lockett is a good group, paired with Jimmy Graham. The strength of #ogs maybe the back to back qbs he took in 7th and 8th! Russy and Cam going back to back for a team that was known to wait on qbs!! Is rocky boxing lefty??? #ogs look like a team with alot of assets and should be in contention.

Ninth pick this year went to Supah P's oops that was Welch's former team but he quit cuz he had to wear a dress TMX apologizes for the error actually NEW TEAM is Kung fu money grip. Team money grip came in late and was a little unorthodox to start Mccoy was the right pick at 9 but taking gronk in 2nd and reed in 4th seemed wild and millar is safe pick and Gillislee could have a Blount type monster year in that offense but Artis-Payne late seemed iffy at best. Lots of question marks at wr with Davante Adams who showed flashes, Fitzy can he still do it, John Brown with the health so its Crabtree and the rest of the guys at wr. Meredith unfortunatley is done for the year. Team money grip did get two qbs with upside in Winston and Dak so with some waiver moves and maybe a traid he should be in a better spot

Tenth pick went to Murtaugh and Riggs many calling them the team to beat as they started out with 3 rbs Gordon, Ajayi and cook and then went in on the preseason hot boys Pryor and Parker. Mariotta and Wentz at qb could be a who's hotter situation but both put up numbers in passing offenses. Cobb and Snead are two breakout candidates  in bigtime offenses as well. Ertz shows flashes and Ebron is still in the "this is the year" category. Murtaugh and Riggs should be rolling all year.

  TMX is in semi retirement and wont be blogging each week but may pop in. You can check the drunknothings blog or follow us on the twits @deeganisdead where we post all the updated stats from our comprehensive stat department #statsbyme. Good luck to everyone and hopefully its a year full of traids and no injuries! TMX OUT.

Monday, August 28, 2017

That was fast

The weather changed to early fall really quickly.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Officer Calnan is looking good.
2. Jason Foley is trying to buy a house in Southern NH and get out of Massachusetts.
3. Draft day is always a good day. Felt little off with Rob not being present.
4. I'm surprised how well McGregor looked in the fight.
5. Life lesson, always eat before day drinking. Always!
6. Chrissy is still trying to make the worlds largest outdoor cocktail party work.
7. Rumor has it the Macphails are having an end of summer party Sunday.
8. If you were wondering - still no battery delivery yet.
9. Looks like everyone is going to Disney this year.
10. Vacations never feel like they last as long as you would like.
11. People being shocked that there are sharks killing seals off the coast of the Cape is just life.
12. Does anyone ever walk away from their draft happy with their team?
13. Is there a cut off for when you can order a bloody Mary? Like can I get one at 6pm?
14. Anyone up for Point Sebago next year? Trying to get a good crew together.
15. If you get pulled over in an Uber. Complaining gets you your money back.
16. The Defenders was good on Netflix.



Monday, August 21, 2017

Just rolling

It is sad that there aren't that many beach days left on the calendar.

1. The Range in Hingham is my new favorite bar.
2. Water Wizz is still a thing.
3. Did anyone watch the Defenders?
4. Fantasy football draft has been moved to the South side tavern.
5. I can't believe kids start school next week.
6. The Redsox band wagon is heating up.
7. Rumor has it there is a Popeyes coming to Quincy.
8. The new Fore River bridge is nice.
9. I could eat pizza every day.
10. Bocce or horse shoes?
11. Fuck plastic utensils.
12. Chrissy is slowly building towards team spiked Seltzer's.
13. How long does it take to get a package from China? I ordered a new phone battery in July.
14. What would you do with $650 million dollars?


Monday, August 14, 2017

Better late than never

Ha I totally forgot to update this bitch.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Why aren't there any good beach buggys with coolers?
2. Working all weekend long keeps you out of trouble.
3. Everyone gets in ruts. Same old same.
4. Getting 12 guys to agree to a weekend for a fantasy draft is near impossible. But if any one is available August 26 we need a board person and someone to draft beach bums team.
5. Storyland was the place to be this past week.
6. Jeffrey lost his denture - single tooth.
7. People still go to Canobie Lake Park, too.
8. I think scones are under rated.
9. Looks like I have a maybe for Florida in October for the world's largest outdoor cocktail party, in Christian Daniel MacPhail. We can celebrate his 40th down there.  Hotels on me just get your ass there.
10. Mario is slowly moving on to Miller High life's. Welcome to the team.
11. I feel like WWE is at an all time high right now.
12. Even though the Rock just covered up his Brahma bull tattoo.
13. Man Kungfu Hong Kong Dave must be killing at his new job. Motherfucker ain't hit me back in a week.
14. Don't tell anyone but Thomas Gerard Kelly is a huge country music fan and wants to hit up a concert if anyone's interested.
15. Fuck Snapchat allowing iPhones to take videos longer than 10 seconds.
16. Nothing worse than when your back won't crack between your shoulder blades.


Monday, August 7, 2017

Time flies

It seems like summer was just starting to ramp up and now the sun sets before 8. Where did summer go?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I have no idea what kind of Italian dressing Chrissy uses but his chicken marinade is on point.
2. If I had a band, I would name it Nooner at Four.
3. Buying a car should be quick and easy. No hassles.
4. Do you think Dave looks in his closet and thinks Does this black go with this black?
5. Apparently freckles don't block the sun.
6. Finally saw Kong skull island. I liked it.
7. Nut shots are still a thing.
8. Thank God we have Calnan out there cracking down on Uber drivers cheating the system by renting rides.
9. Speaking of Uber, remember when drivers were nice and seemed to be happy to be making money? Yeah not so much anymore.
10. Only 20 more Monday's till Christmas.
11. Anyone catch Carspotting? Not really sure what is going on with it?
12. Chrissy and Jeff are starting a side business - Triple B - Bikini Board Broads. You pay for ladies clad in bikinis to show up and do your draft boards.
13. Fuck swiss cheese.
14. Make sure you hit up Miriachi Mondays at Cielo in Braintree.
15. Hey Lazy Boy, trying to charge $100 for delivery or having to pick up a chair in fucking New Jersey is wrong. For that reason I am out.
16. I hope you are out there enjoying the boozy seltzers this summer.


Monday, July 31, 2017

Guess who is on vacation again?

You guessed right...this guy. Suck a dick Christian Daniel MacPhail!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Tommy is an angry ass dude. Dont even talk about when he is drinking.
2. Congrats to Dave on leaving Apple and moving on.
3. Fuck car shopping.
4. Bug bites on your feet are no bueno.
5. Chrissy has found a car for the figure 8 but not the derby itself.
6. Who knew that a 4 year old would already have a Sega Genesis?
7. Always bring beers that no one drinks to parties if you arent sure you will like the party goers.
8. Speaking of beers, I am a big fan of Clown Shoes, right now.
9. Some people can be so petty.
10. Uber is great and all but sometimes you get a real dick driver.
11. Weddings that incorporate - pub crawls, booze cruises and open bars are destined for greatness.
12. Anyone interested in seeing Lee Brice on Friday night?
13. Chrissy is racking up the overtime this week. Working 24 straight hours today.
14. I hate painting and staining more than anything.
15. Insurance is such a scam.
16. On vacation without anything to do is a great feeling. Just wasting days getting wasted.

Off to car shop. Wish me luck.

Monday, July 24, 2017

Rainy days

I love me some rainy days. This is great sleeping weather.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Beach days are where it is at.
2. We all mess up and make mistakes. It's how we dust ourselves off and move forward that define us.
3. TK needs a clear concise plan for all aspects of life.
4. If your car was acting up but still worth $6000 would you trade it in now or run it into the ground?
5. Dealing with escrow accounts not paying shit is so adult it hurts.
6. Breweries are popping up everywhere.
7. Do people still go to Six Flags?
8. Mikey T only drinks 16oz cans now.
9. Met one of Smiddys ex ladies over at 16C.
10. Grilled corn on the cob is where it is at.
11. There is nothing worse than waking up every hour on the hour.
12. I ask all you single cats out there - Why aren't breakfast dates more of a thing? Can't be fucking up french toast and bacon on a date?
13. Buying sneakers is such a process.
14. If you can afford a cleaning lady then you are pretty much not at liberty to ever bitch about cash money.
15. Portsmouth NH or Portland ME?
16. Looks like I am gonna head to the Florida Georgia game in October solo. So be it.

Oh look who has 2 thumbs and is on vacation next week. This guy...hmu.

Monday, July 17, 2017

What did I miss?

Yes, I know that I didn't post last week but I was on vacation. It is what it is.

This is what I learned while away:
1. Rainy days down the cape don't suck all that much.
2. I hate bicyclist or should I say I hate cyclist who don't obey the rules of the road.
3. I do not know much about dream meanings but it always freaks me out when my mother pops up in my dreams.
4. If you are near South Yarmouth hit up Gerardi's cafe. I give it 5.6 out of 5.
5. If you see Lauren Brady on Wednesday buy her a shot for her 34th birthday!!
6. I got a sun burn inside my ear. Like what in the honest fuck!
7. If you got a bad haircut would you go back and ask them to fix it or would you go somewhere else?
8. Best purchase I have made in a while - Bose.
9. After going down the Cape for the past five years, I finally hit up the Beachcomber. I get it!
10. Miller High Life, High life lite and MGD are all under rated.
11. I get it now Chrissy, the Improper is a fun time.
12. Did everyone catch the Northern Lights?
13. Broken snaps that say you have a new snap but actually don't are the worst!
14. Dennis beaches saying they will search your cooler is very aggressive.
15. The more things change the more they stay the same.
16. We have all passed out sitting up, right? Can't be just me.
17. Chrissy is planning a trip to Water Wiz in August. If you are interested hit him up.
18. A good filling breakfast is the way to start a day.
19. Getting a group of people to decide on a place to grab dinner is one of the worst things in the world.
20. No one should be up at 5am on vacation.
21. People still do Marry, Fuck, Kill? Mine would most likely be all Fucks and Kills.
22. If someone says they do not masturbate punch them in the throat. They are lieing like a mother fucker.

Ok I have 500 emails to sort through so I gotta jet.  Remember Brady loves tequila and dick pics for her birthday, not necessarily in that order.

Sunday, July 2, 2017

WHATTTTTTT

Who says I can't post on a Sunday night?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. It is always good to get new readers on here.
2. I don't think hair of the dog actually works but I'll promote it till I die.
3. Apparently I have not been as funny as in the past.
4. Let's all wish Chrissy good luck tomorrow on his second 5K - hope he breaks last year's pace of 38 minutes or some shit.
5. The Shaking Crab in Quincy has some bomb ass wings.
6. I usually bump into someone that I know when I am out and about.
7. Both Chrissy and Jeffrey are having July 4th parties.
8. Speaking of parties come on by tomorrow after 4. Cooking out and fire works.
9. Some people can not just roll with the punches, they need plans and agendas and schedules. What is this 1912? Just roll with it.
10. Sparklers are the handjobs of fire works.
11. The more you make the more you spend.
12. It is always great to see random people wearing Mustache Pub Crawl t shirts.
13. What is the pool up to? The one for if Chrissy makes it back from Canada or not?
14. Have you been to the Range in Hingham yet? Good vibe, nice out door bar and a driving range.
15. If you won 1 million bucks would you take it all in a lump sum or take the 50k a year for 20 years...basically till you are 83.
16. Sleeping is over rated.

As always I will try to do better next time.

P.S. I have no idea what is going on here but I love this picture of Jimmy -

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

I am back

Banged out a shit ton of things on my vacation. Didn't really relax but I didn't work either.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. R.I.P Jaydisco.
2. Random Friday night drinks with Chrissy will always make you smile.
3. Who knew getting a drive way redone is such a pain. I guess when dealing with neighbors you should just assume it's gonna be a hassle.
4. It is beach season.
5. Those road side carnivals make 125k in 5 days just on ticket sales.
6. Nora Mitchell is now bi, bi-coastal that is.
7. Congrats officer Calnan on graduating the police academy.
8. What is worse, sunburned nose or ears?
9. You can not be over 30 years old getting kicked out of bars and wanting to rip people's ears off.
10. Canada has their own 7 wonders of Canada and the Bay of Fundy has been voted one of them. The Macphails will be visiting this summer.
11. Can someone explain to me what the Celtics are doing?
12. Kind of sad that Netflix cancelled Girl Boss.
13. Nothing quite like being at a bar and a guy says "hope he hasn't left yet. I don't want to chase him, he has the coke". Don't think he meant coca cola.
14. Got some new golf clubs. I still suck. Life lessons.
15. I feel like staining a deck should be quick and easy but nah it isn't.
16. Who knew Rob is a beer snob now? Kicked light beers to the curb in favor of IPAs.

I got 524 emails to rummage through so I have to run but hopefully I'll see some of you down at the Chipman family pig roast this weekend.

Monday, June 19, 2017

Vacation

It isn't officially summer till vacation weeks start. Guess who is on vacation this week? This guy. So if anyone is around and wants to grab some lunch, dinner or beers - hmu.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Officer Calnan graduates this week.
2. Apparently Jeffrey is King for a day on Father's day.
3. I went out and bought new golf clubs this past weekend. It can only help my game.
4. The Pour Yard is pretty decent for outside drinking.
5. The god damn vet is a crap shoot when it comes to pricing. Could be $50 bucks could be $500.
6. Chrissy is working some crazy 3am to 3pm schedule this week.
7. I am not having a July 3rd party this year but Chrissy is having a July 4th block party if you are interested.
8. I do not get this whole tall ships thing. Like what's the deal?
9. The Stars annual golf tournament is next Monday.
10. If you call a rotary a roundabout I'll probably junk punch you.
11. I have zero patience when it comes to being stuck behind people who walk slow.
12. The older I get the more I like bourbon.
13. Don't look now but the Redsox are tied for 1st place.
14. Do people still watch Deadliest Catch? Like seriously?
15. Has anyone seen Mike Foley? It is like he is always playing a real life game of Hokey Pokey. He pops in and out.
16. Those Johnsonville fire cracker sausages are pretty awesome.
17. How come no one wants to go to Barrett Jackson at Mohegan Sun?
18. Do you think TK will spend more time at the new Barretts Ale house or the old one?

Thanks off to do some errands.

Monday, June 12, 2017

Man oh man

Say one thing about the weather and mother nature comes with a right hand. Enjoy it while we can.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Some people just need to grow the fuck up. Look in the mirror Peter Pan.
2. Jeffrey is looking at making one off t-shirts. He carries a pen and writes em all down.
3. Hulls kitchen 2 opens on Wednesday.
4. Wheel barrel coolers are the new hotness.
5. How many burgers is too many on a weekend? Asking for a friend.
6. We all have that one friend who misses whole spots on themselves when applying sun screen.
7. If this weather doesn't make you smile then you are just a miserable fuck.
8. People don't use the word weasle enough. That guy is such a fucking weasle!
9. Give me NHL playoffs over NBA playoffs anytime.
10. The Smirnoff Seltzer's are the shit.
11. Fuck this 3A Fore River bridge shit too. Not the actual work but the drivers just lose their minds.
12. Wait people still play angry birds?
13. No lie, I heard someone use the word wigger and I didn't know if I should laugh or be offended.
14. I didn't win the Powerball. Gotta keep grinding.

Hope you can enjoy the weather and hit up the beach. Count down to vacation is on.

Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Global warming my balls

Is this Seattle, London or Boston for fucks sake?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Not everything makes the blog because I am usually wayyyyyyy too bombed.
2. The Pour Yard is now open.
3. Jeffrey always celebrates everyone's birthday like it is his own.
4. Monday morning casino runs are where it is at.
5. Wonder Woman was a good movie.
6. Don't you hate when people get all whiny and take their proverbial ball and go home.
7. Everything hurts after a morning of bowling.
8. Wait people creep on Snapchat? They screen shot things and send them to other people to try to get them in trouble?
9. Breakfast dates are still the new hotness.
10. It was good to see many people out watching the Dot day parade.
11. I guess the going rate for a triple decker in Dorchester is a smooth million.
12. Buckets of beers are still my jam. Nothing like being your own bartender.
13. Every now and again you need a vacation from your vacation.
14. Mungo just out crushing beers.
15. I guess the time to head down the cape is 3:30 pm.
16. Sick days are for the boys now.

Gonna go try and catch up on my 189 emails from this weekend.