Tuesday, April 22, 2014

I got nothing

After smashing my fingers in a door jamb yesterday it is pretty difficult to type but I a, going to do my best.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I mean who doesn't like fudge?
2. Does anyone know why both my hammys hurt today?
3. I saw Chrissy eat $20 worth of Popeyes chicken in under 5 minutes.
4. Dear Red Sox I see what you are doing with the beer lines. By making them so long that people don't want to wait in them. Oh yeah the price increase sure didn't help.
5. Its always good to see Danny out.
6. I know it is Easter and all but when did it become mini Xmas? I know I say it all the time but what the fuck.
7. Cape Cod Beer now comes in cans. If you are down the cape pick me up some.
8. Baseball Tavern still has the cheapest beers around at $4.75.
9. The lines to get in to the bars were ridiculous yesterday. I mean $20 each to cut and get in ridiculous.
10. Are there any new games out there? Word with friends still rules but I am looking for something new.
11. Bacon wrapped beef tenderloin is the shit!
12. As an adult, what hurts more an ear ache or a tooth ache?
13. I don't care if you run it in 2 hours and 8 minutes or 8 hours and 2 minutes. Running 26.2 miles is quite an accomplishment.
14. Does anyone still get milk delivered to their house? 
15. Nothing quite like a dance off at a packed bar.
16. Chrissy told me that If I ever ran the marathon he would not be there when I crossed the finish line. What an asshole.

That is all for now.

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Harpoon and Fenway

Friends of Harpoon

Back by popular demand, we are offering Friend of Harpoon Nights at Fenway this spring! Join us on April 29th for an exclusive Friend of Harpoon evening at the brewery and our favorite ballpark.

We’ll start at the Harpoon Beer Hall for a pint and pretzel then we’ll hop on an Old Town Trolley and make our way to Fenway for the 7:10 PM start of the Red Sox vs. Rays. Friends of Harpoon will have group seating in the Outfield Bleachers for the game.

Tickets are first come, first served and are $50.

Your ticket includes:
  • One Pint of Harpoon beer at the Beer Hall
  • One handmade Harpoon Brewery Pretzel
  • Transportation from Harpoon Brewery to Fenway Park via Old Town Trolley
  • One Outfield Bleacher Ticket to Boston vs. Tampa Bay

Schedule of Events:
  • Arrive at Harpoon between 4:30-5:00 PM
  • Enjoy a pint and pretzel between 4:30-6:00 PM
  • Depart on trolleys no later than 6:15 PM
  • Grab a beer and watch the game starting at 7:10 PM
There are a limited amount of tickets for this event so please plan accordingly. You may purchase a maximum of two tickets per person.

Tickets will go on sale April 17th at 11 AM EST. To purchase, please visit: http://fohfenwayapril29.eventbrite.com

Enter Password: FenwayNight429

We will be hosting a series of these events throughout the season. So, if you can’t make this game, please join for another later in the year. Check out the full schedule.

And did you know you can now buy Harpoon IPA and Harpoon Summer Beer in cans at Fenway? We look forward to taking you out to the ballgame!

Your Friends at Harpoon

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Taco Bell breakfast review

From Christian Daniel MacPhail (I edited for punctuation as it came through a text):

I haven't had any fast food besides Wendy's in a very long time.
If Taco Bell came out with the new menu for breakfast I had to give it a shot.

Here is my Taco Bell breakfast review:
1. The breakfast burrito was tasty but just a generic burrito like anyone else has, nothing special to it in fact it was actually over priced at a $1.99
2. The a.m. Crunchwrap was very good nice crunchy hash brown in the middle with the eggs and sausage pressed together and toasted in their little panini machine. My only complaint is that it was a lot smaller then I was expecting. (The Crunchwrap if you can look at the picture was only about a third of the size of that wrapper; at first I was all excited then when I open it up I was like "Damn" in my Ron Simmons voice.)
3. The waffle taco was pretty damn good. I love mixing all my food together so the fact that they put eggs, bacon, and cheese in a waffle then cover it with syrup was DYNOMITE.

It was a overall a very tasty good breakfast ,nothing I would go out of my way for but if I'm in the area I would stop in

Tax day

April 15th will always be known as tax day but after what happened last year at the Boston Marathon the bombing is now thrown in the mix. Please, keep the victims in your hearts and prayers.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Mario has 1 extra ticket to the Red Sox marathon Monday game if anyones interested.
2. Who hits on 17? Apparently Michael Brown does.
3. I really am the worst golfer ever.
4. The new Captain America movie was great.
5. The 7th Annual Mustache pub crawl is less than 2 months away.
6. It is hockey playoff time, now all the bandwagoneers come out. Lets see who starts their playoff beards.
7. There isn't many strip clubs still operating in Providence.
8. Galaxy S5 or the HTC one (M8)?
9. Welchies new bff, Q, loves Coronas, strip clubs, midgets and big booty hos. Sounds a whole lot like a black Chrissy.
10. Watch out world, the Chiefdude, is rocking out to the H.I.I.T workout. #beastmodeon #looklikebane #fitfam
11. The straight off the boat Irish don't seem to like gambling or strip clubs much.
12. Supah Ps beard is epic. He has not cut it in 20 months.
13. Does anyone know a mason? My front steps are in pretty bad shape.
14. You didn't hear this from me but Mario isn't making the mustache pub crawl this year.
15. Mike Foley gets on the party bus and the kid parties like it is his last night out ever.
16. Mikey Layden is MIA. Kid wont return calls or nothing.
17. Jeffrey told me the older I get the grumpier I get. I think he may be right. The older I become the less tolerant I am of dumb people.
18. I never want to admit it but I am slowly becoming a grass guy. Since my dogs have ruined my back yard I try to make sure the front of the house is looking good.
19. What feels better a good back scratch or a good stretch?
20. If Twin Rivers wants to stay open they are going to have to start giving out free drinks or at least make them $1.

Sorry, I didn't have time to post this list yesterday. The 1st hot day of the year is always busy and when we earn our money.

I hope that you all have a nice safe Easter. I can not wait to eat a pound of bacon.

Monday, April 7, 2014

Where is the nice weather?

God damn it when is the nice weather coming? I am not asking for 80's and shit, maybe just a 65 degree day, T shirts and jeans.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Red Sox fans are crazy. They are already bitching about losing, its a week into the season people.
2. If you have never been, do yourself a favor and go to Providence Prime.
3. I think the Oreo eat off will be around July 4th. What better time than Americas birthday.
4. Pretty sure the MPC shirts are going to be red and yellow.
5. The WWE network is worth owning.
6. Is there anything worse than  getting the wrong breakfast item from Dunkin Donuts? You get home and open the bag looking for an onion bagel and you end up with a chocolate donut.
7. Buffalo chicken rangoons are the shit.
8. Who doesn't love drunk voicemails from your friends?
9.. I can not be the only person who loves the Godzilla Snickers commercial.
10. Bleacher Bar relax with your no photo's signs. We get it.
11. Smiddy told me to tell Rio to grow up and stop chasing his hockey dream.
12. Jeffrey is looking to get rid of his 2006 Jeep Liberty.
13. Always have an exit strategy or plan.
14. Is weed legal in Canada?

Get your livers ready, Welchies bachelor party is Saturday

Monday, March 31, 2014


shower bring May flowers.

With all this rain we have had the past 3 days the grass and flowers should be in full bloom in a week.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. How am I just finding out about the show Those Who Kill?
2. Some days it feels like your life is in quicksand.
3. Looks like Wedding season is kicking off.
4. This April may be the busiest month I have had in a while.
5. Jeffrey is not as excited as he should be about Wrestlemania being Sunday night.
6. Has anyone seen TK at a Bruins game this year? Mr 10 pack?
7. Speaking of Bs games - how is a Flyers game more valuable than a 1st round playoff game?
8. Rio is hotter than a hooker with gonorrhea with the scratchies. Another $500 banger this past week.
9. Why dont they make any more games like Life Force, 1942  or Contra? Scrolling 3rd person games.
10. This rain makes everyones mood dreary.
11. Does anyone have any idea when the Galaxy S5 comes out?
12. Can you really beat a $12 hair cut at Ginos?
13. Bitches are conniving.
14. Who else's father would sell their sons car, as part of a trade in for their new car?
15. How are people getting shot on Rt 3? During a funeral procession? That's movie type shit.
16. Dunkin Donuts are you serious with this Peeps donut and the strawberry cheesecake muffin?
17. I don't mind paying good money for good food.
18. Pandora is either hit or miss. Some days it rocks other days its all garbage.
19. Jeffrey gets all his coffee at Cumbies now, maybe because his man crush Scott Zolak does the same.
20. Help plan a bachelor party is more than annoying.
21. The Tofuri's condo is on the market.
22. Home made pizza is good when you work out all the kinks.

That is all for now.
Wish me luck in my Red Sox opening day ticket swap.

Till next week.

Monday, March 24, 2014

Where is Spring at?

Everyone was all excited that Spring was sprung. Well where is it motherfuckers?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. This explains why Chrissy never has a cold, masturbation clears nasal congestion.
2. Congrats to Paddy Calnan and his lady on their engagement. Slainte!
3. Have you ever seen CVG and Dan Akroyd in the same place at the same time? Didn't think so.
4. Jeffrey has a weird love for Coops.
5. Michael Layden is always fun to grab beers with.
6. For some reason Chrissy doesn't want to talk about his fantasy baseball team.
7. I don't get the love for Trader Joe's. Place kinda blows.
8. Soy milk, Almond milk, rice milk or coconut milk? What do you prefer?
9. Of course the one year I get back into the NCAA tournament its the most fucked up in years.
10. Why the fuck is my battery on my cell phone lasting 3-4 hours tops.
11. I had no idea that vintage marbles were worth so much fucking money.
12. I had some cod and didn't hate it this weekend. Maybe I can only eat fish out at restaurants.
13. You would think 2 days off from work would let you recharge your batteries. NO!
14. Everything is better with lists.

Monday, March 17, 2014

Happy St Pattys

Top O' the morning to ya.
How many drunks are going to go out on this lovely Monday and drink shitty green beer?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Apparently, Chrissy beat off so much on his vacation that he had to use Neosporin on his dick head from beating it raw. Let that sink in.
2. Jeffrey's first (of many?) St Pattys day corned beef and cabbage dinner was a huge success.
3. The Scituate parade was a huge success. Rumor has it next year, RWK heating and air conditioning will be looking to put a float in the parade.

4. Mikey T says Yuengling light is garbage. One sip and refused the rest.
5. My girl Kesha dropped the $ from her name.
6. Who the fuck would buy a 2008 Jeep for 24,000? 
7. Look who made it to the end of Hull.

8. Nothing worse than a headache to kick off your work week.
9. What is more depressing than bad pizza? You look forward to it and you eat and its straight up nasty. WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP.
10. If you are looking for a good go-fer with all your construction jobs, give Chrissy a jingle. He loves to help out.
11. Group texting is becoming quite a sore subject. We lost Jeffrey, Joe Martell and CVG at times this week.
12. Its pretty difficult to find a 40 person bus for a bachelor party. 

Have a safe St Pattys.

Monday, March 10, 2014

Who needs a truck?

2009 Toyota Tacoma Dbl Cab TRD Sport 4X4 - $22000 

Jason Foley is selling his  truck -


82k miles

Original owner, Remote starter, alarm, mp3 multi-disc stereo, back up camera, Westin grille guard chrome, piaa fog lights, Nasta step bars chrome, Black Rhino Alloy rims, pwr doors, locks, ac, cruise, sport interior, rear sliding window, bed cover, short 5ft bed, towing package, this truck has been primarily used as a highway commuting vehicle, synthetic oil every 5k have title in hand.

If interested call Jason Foley 781-789-6338

(Patriots stickers are Free)

Spring is coming

Spring is only 10 days away motherfuckers!! Get your t shirts out. Move them sweaters to the attic. Chrissy well you keep doing you!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Guess what I still hate painting more than anything in the world.
2. I know people always secretly love mustaches but Smiddy's Southie crew is a little too into them.
3. I am still a firm believer in the Mass Cash!
4. The Junction still has 50% off its menu.
5. Brown rice taste like cut up card board.
6. The new 300 was not all that good. I mean it wasn't bad but it wasn't as good as the 1st one.
7. Chrissy does not practice for eating challenges. He told me you scout the games I will will show up. Soif you know of any challenges let the kid know.
8. My twitter was hacked and they started following 150 people. Who the fuck does that?
9. Random Sunday drinking and lunch is always fun.
10. All you can eat tacos is going down tomorrow night. Are you in?
11. Be careful Aspartame causes all types of issues -

12. So far they drained 5 vials of a black, brown substance from Ronins neck. We will get back the lab results this week.
13. I think everyone is getting sick of the group texts.
14. No wonder why you can't get Red Sox opening day tickets:
15. Smiddy said he is too old for the Southie parade.
16. Chrissy is still on vacation and has not drank his 300 beers yet. Can someone help him out?
17. If you give yourself a nickname you should be punted in the balls.
18. Wiggy on Flipping Boston was a riot.
19. Mike Foley is bringing his golf blog back! Gear up.
20. How come mother fuckers love Brunch? Legit question? WHAT IS SO APPEALING ABOUT BRUNCH?

Have a nice week people.

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

It was a battle - a 59 minute battle

It was like the Thunderdome, 2 men enter one man leaves type shit:
 A battle of  man vs a 3 lb burger. In this corner we have Mike "Flounder" Foley, Chris "Boom Boom" Leaden and Chrissy "I paid for it so I am eating it all" MacPhail.

Ian, the catering manager running this shit show at Fuddruckers said the total weight of the burger - patty, cheese, bacon, and bun was 5 total lbs.

Out of the gate Chrissy started with a furious pace - half the burger was gone in 6 minutes. Leaden went for more of a slow and steady wins the race approach. Meanwhile, Foley was methodically slicing and dicing his way to a win.

Here is what Foley had left. When he realized half way through, that he had no chance he wrapped up what was left and called it a day.

Effort: C+ 
Results: C

The tortoise did not win this race. Leaden left around 1 lbs left (that's beef, cheese, bacon and bun).
Effort: B 
Result: B+

Look at the size of that fucking burger:

Chrissy had 3/4ths of the burger done with in a half an hour. After a quick puke with 15 minutes to go he tried to finish the last of it but another dash to the bathroom with 5 minutes left was in order. After his second puke, and with a minute to spare he finished off the last of it)
(Sorry for the poor quality picture - I think Rio still has a Nokia flip phone)

Sorry bout the bad camera work. That was William "Junior Whopper" Smiddys one job.
As you can see  my job was to hype up the crowd and get everyone in the joint involved.


As they say WINNERS WIN!
For all his hard work Chrissy gets a free t shirt(mustard yellow) and 2 free meals at Fuddruckers.
57 had tried it but only 4 had succeeded!

It looks like this trio is off to try this next:

Anyone else feel up to it?

Monday, March 3, 2014

March is here

It comes in like a Lion and out like a lamb. Day light savings is this weekend. Chrissy is on vacation. Fat Tuesday is Tuesday! College basketball conference tournaments are going on to get to the Big Dance.
I mean everything is coming up roses.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Do frogs have ears? I mean can they hear themselves croak?
2. Chrissy, Chris Leaden and Mike "Flounder" Foley are all going to attempt this Tuesday:

3. If you were wondering, Yes,  Jeffreys place is finally all sheet rocked, 46 total sheets.
4. Ronin is set to have a biopsy on Thursday. Here is hoping it goes well.
5. CVG is still rocking a Blackberry and he can not send group texts.
6. Calnan is a civil rights leader.
7. Bruins season ticket holders are pissed. Some just don't get it - they have you by the balls. They have a list of people who want in.
8. How is it only $1200 in materials to side a house but it cost you $7500 to have it done?
9. I think the weather guys just flip a coin when they see the weather map. Head snow, tails a lot of snow. Guess what fuckfaces - No Snow!
10. What should I give up for Lent this year?

Sorry gotta run. Got some work to do. ZERO FUCKS GIVEN!

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Taco Bell Takes Aim at McDonald's with Breakfast

I would FUCK this thing up!!

Taco Bell Takes Aim at McDonald's

From Yahoo - NEW YORK (AP) — Egg McMuffin, meet the Waffle Taco.
Taco Bell is readying for the launch of its national breakfast menu on March 27, with items such as the A.M. Crunchwrap designed to appeal to its fan base of younger men. And the chain says breakfast will be available until 11 a.m. — a half-hour later than McDonald’s offers its Egg McMuffins.
"We can turn the breakfast conversation into a two-horse race," Taco Bell President Brian Niccol said in an interview, noting that Taco Bell intends to be a "strong No. 2" after McDonald’s.
McDonald’s has long been the fast-food leader in the mornings, with its popular Sausage Biscuits, Hotcakes and other items pulling in roughly 20 percent of the company’s U.S. sales. But the chain has been facing stiffer competition over the years, with places such as Starbucks and Subway looking for a piece of the growing breakfast business.
On March 4, for instance, Starbucks also plans to roll out new and revamped breakfast sandwiches, including a croissant sandwich with ham, cheese and egg.
It’s not clear how Taco Bell’s entry into breakfast will alter the fast-food landscape. Last year, an executive with Taco Bell’s parent company Yum Brands said that breakfast accounted for about 4 percent of sales in locations where it was tested. But that was before the chain put its full marketing might behind the menu, he noted.
McDonald’s, which has more than 14,000 U.S. locations, has also said it plans to step up its marketing of breakfast this year as new players enter the space. Separately, the president of McDonald’s USA, Jeff Stratton, also told the Associated Press that the chain is in the early stages of looking at whether it can extend its breakfast hours.
Stratton noted that cutting off breakfast on the weekends at 10:30 a.m. “doesn’t go very well” with people in their 20s and 30s in particular. Still, figuring out how to serve both breakfast and lunch poses an operational challenge given the limited kitchen space in restaurants.
In the meantime, Kevin Newell, U.S. brand and strategy officer for McDonald’s, seemed unfazed in an interview late last week by Taco Bell’s breakfast plans.
"I think they’re going to find that going into the breakfast business is not like what they’re accustomed to, in terms of marketing," Newell said. The breakfast menus of the two chains only have one main offering that seems to go head-to-head, a sausage and egg burrito.
Taco Bell has been testing and tweaking its menu in a select number of its nearly 6,000 U.S. locations over the past several months. For the national rollout, the company’s restaurants have had to hire additional staff, train existing staff and buy new equipment, including for the coffee it plans to start serving for the first time.
To keep operations simple at the start, Niccol said Taco Bell will start with drip coffee before expanding to specialty coffees such as lattes.
The items on Taco Bell’s breakfast menu are intended to be easy to hold and eat on the go. They include:
— A.M. Crunchwrap — scrambled eggs, a hash brown, cheese and bacon, sausage or steak in a flour tortilla.
— Waffle Taco — a waffle wrapped around a sausage patty or bacon, with scrambled eggs and cheese, served with a side of syrup.
— Bacon and Egg Burrito — Bacon, scrambled eggs and cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla
—Sausage Flatbread Melt — A sausage patty topped with cheese wrapped in a flatbread and grilled.

Monday, February 24, 2014

Spring in coming

After this great weather that we had this weekend. I can not wait for Spring to get here, you guys know I love the out door day drinking.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The Met burger bar is the shit!
2. The WWE network kicks off today. Who is signed up already?
3. Helping hang tons of sheet rock is always fun and a greta work out.
4. According to the BMI chart I am obese. I mean I know I am fat but obese?
5. Was ESPN being serious on with the special on "The N Word"?
6. Has anyone heard from Jackie Moon? Red Sox season is approaching and like a bear waking up from hibernation, Jackie Moon shows his ugly mug.
7. March Madness pool? $500? Why not.
8. Olympic fever sweeps Mass:

9. The US hockey team is going to have to make changes if it wants a gold anytime soon.
10. Margaritas is always changing their damn menu. They added all you can eat tacos on Monday and Tuesday though. Right up Chrissy's alley.
11. What, you expected to have a clip or picture of Smiddy trying the wing challenge at DJ's? He bailed.
12. Look Jason Collins is the 1st openly gay guy to play in a major sport and most people don't give a fuck either way.
13. I love me some beef brisket.
14. Don't forget to hit Smiddy up on twitter - @thesmiddawg
15. Bananas don't have a bad flavor but their texture is nasty!
16. Man True Detectives is by far my favorite tv show.

I don't know if any of you crazy fucks are interested but the last 3 years, the fam and I have been going to the Scituate St Pattys Day parade. It is geared towards the kids. Rumor has it Jeffrey is making corned beef and boiled dinner for all who show.

Monday, February 17, 2014

Come on

The snow isn't really bothering me as much as all the bullshit that is now associated with snow is. I mean they cancel school now with the threat of 3 inches of snow. They say 14-18 inches we get 6. They say 3-6 inches we get 20!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. More breakfast places should deliver.
2. Bars just straight cancel birthday parties due to 3 inches of snow on the ground, Sorry Johnny B.
3. Calnan is really getting sick of all the cat photos on his Facebook page.
4. Anyone else wake up on Sunday mornings, do your errands and get shit done and then take a 2  hour nap before 2pm? Yeah, me neither.
5. Jeffrey only buys bacon when its on sale, he also is barbaric and likes his bacon chewy.
6. Jagermeister was originally made to be a cough medicine. I can see that.
7. Do we really need all these tattoo shows? Top Ink, Tattoo Master, Bad Ink, Tattoo Nightmares, Americas Worst Tattoo, and who could foget Black Ink Crew?
8. Is anyone really watching the NBA weekend All star festivities? I mean its like you crashed a bad hip hop show.
9. What do you do with left over taco stuff? Well make some taco omelets of course!!
10. Be careful out there Ninjas are everywhere.
11. Apparently these Olympic hockey games are the best hockey that Mitchell has ever seen.
12.  Honestly, can you go to BJ's without $250??

Just a quick 12 pack today. It is Presidents day after all, get off your asses and do something!

Monday, February 10, 2014

Valentines day is coming

I hope you guys have stacked up on Russell Stover chocolates and red roses. I know I am looking forward to Presidents days. Lots and lots of car sales. Giddyup!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Alma Nove is pretty good.
2. Chrissy hates Paul Wahlberg as much if not more than Roger Goodell.
3. Does anyone really care about an openly gay football player?
4. Sometimes you just need a wasted weekend.
5. If you see Jason "Big Show" Foley today wish him a happy Birthday.
6. I couldn't imagine making $200,000 and being broke.
7. Man 2 year olds ask a lot of questions and are really really bratty.
8. Has anyone else ever used a gentle leader for their dog?
9. I guess Chrissy and Chris Leaden are going to a welcome to Massachusetts Yuengling party. Put the women and children to bed.
10. Its never good news to hear of one of your uncles passing away.
11. If you have or have ever wanted to play in the Whitley Classic:

12. Almond butter is not nearly as good as peanut butter.
13. After a while everything multigrain tastes the same.
14. Bed Bath and Beyond is kind of a ghetto store.
15. Only morons would cheer for a truck being loaded with baseball supplies.
16. Smiddy is attempting the wing challenge at DJs in Hayannis on February 22nd.

That is all for now. D

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

I am back

Yes, I always take the day after the Superbowl off. And no I am not apologizing for it.
Unless they move the Superbowl to a Saturday nigh, make the day after the Superbowl a holiday or move it to Presidents day weekend, then I will continue to take the day off.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People are more excited that Peyton lost than Seattle won. Those would be the Brady boosters.
2. Smiddy was right - orange gatorade for the win.
3. Apparently, Montreal Canadian fans root for all other Canadian teams when they play as well. Because ya know Canadian pride and all.
4. How long has Houston's been Hillstone?
5. Is there anything worse than sleeping on your neck wrong?
6. Who doesn't love Saturday Bruins Day games?
7. All squares should be electricity.
8. Always weird when you recognize someone from Twitter.
9. Jeffrey when you get free tickets to a suite you don;t have to tell everyone the guy you are with is your dad.
10. Eric "Chiefdude" Kjersgard update - he is up to 201 lbs. Trying to get to his fighting weight of 188.
11. No matter how many times I  have been there I think Clarke's sucks.
12. Chrissy has been awfully quiet since having baby number 2.
13. 2014 seems to be the year of the Flahertys.
14. It amazing to me the Redsox are pushing these Pax. If people haven't bought them by now then they ain't buying em.
15. I have said it before and I will say it again. Everyone needs vices.
16. Finally caught up on Wahlburgers, there is no way that show is going to survive.
17. Home made pizza isn't as hard to make as I thought it would be.
18. Taco dip is the shit. The spicier the better.
19. Did I let ya know that Mike "Flounder/Pres" Foley is now back tending bar at the Castle.
20. Joes American Bar and Grill is rocking a new menu. Check it out.

Till next week mother fuckers.

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Uh Huh

Yes, I am fully aware that I didn't update the blog yesterday. I had the day off and my home computer does not seem to be working too well and there was no way I was blogging from my phone. I am sorry but it is what it is.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Fruit loops are all the same flavor just different colors.
2. Pats is better than Geno's. Deal with it. Better steak is better steak.
3. Congrats to Mike and Kait Claydon on the addition of a baby boy. Declan Robert Claydon.
4. Boston to Allentown is a 5 hour ride. Mapquest blows.
5. I guess you can tailgate for hockey games in Philly.
6. Is it real life to be off of work for 2 days and come back to 178 unread work emails?
7.  Guess who is gonna be a grandfather? My favorite uncle Willie.
8. People bitched about the Mustache pub crawl being in May now some people are bitching it is in June. I am thinking bout saying fuck it and going with Tank tops this year.
9. Has anyone heard from Jeffrey? Must be stressful with the new job because all he sends is hate texts.
10. Oh and when you order beers in the City of Brotherly Love its always drafts before bottles. Which is backwards from here.
11. I get it people who go Ape shit about Wegmans coming to the Boston area. I fucking get it. That place is awesome.
12. There are tons of casinos popping up the Philly area.
13. PJ Whelihans is the official sponsor of the Wing Bowl. This year is #22 Double Trouble but the wings weren't anything special.
14. What would your WWE finishing move be? Flying elbow, Super Kick, figure 4 leg lock, the crossface chicken wing or something new?
15. I know I have said this before and I will say it again but why isn't the Patty Melt on more menus?
16. Same thing goes for country fried steak.
17. Twin Rivers sent me an invite for a private Super bowl party. Anyone want it?
18. Jeep has stopped making the Jeep Liberty, by by ragtop convertible.
19. Lots of Bruins fans down in Philly but none of them from the Boston area. Kind of weird to me.
20. Tonight is another vet visit for the lump/growth in Ronin's neck. I hope they have a better idea of what it could be, since it hasn't changed in 2 weeks.

That is all for this week.

I got Broncos 38 Seattle 27 in the Superbowl.

Monday, January 20, 2014

Happy MLK day

I know, I know tough loss for the Patriots. Motherfuckers are all types of upset. Can't we just focus on the positives? There is always next year? Now you can root for either Manning or Rah Rah Pete!

I was not going to write this blog today because it is literally more work today than my job but after Chrissy bitched and complained, how could I not.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Jason Foley is looking forward to baby #3, so much so that he is planning his vasectomy.
2. Martin Luther King changed his name from Michael and that has some people upset.
3. I saw the new Jack Ryan movie - it is a total reboot of the franchise but over all not bad.
4. Brian Folan HATES group texts.
5. John Brewer is living in sin with his lady and working at Stella in the South End.
6. Everyone knows I love burgers, that's my jam, apparently Park in Cambridge has the states best Patty Melt. Ill let ya know when I try it.
7. The dart team lost in the state finals, lets see how they do next year in the C division.
8. Bill Smiddy and Kelly Barker have put in applications to come back to work here.
9. I am going to Philly this weekend, Do you prefer Pats or Genos?
10. Dave and Doe didn't even appreciate their countdown to Boston counter here on the blog. Buncha ingrates.
11. People complaining about having to work on a holiday, when they are getting double time and a half, is absurd to me.
12. Finally took down my Xmas decorations this weekend.
13. If someone changes their eating habits why do other people have to shit on that change?
14. Paw Patrol is just Voltron for little kids but with dogs.
15. Kevin Barbere is back on the radio, 104.5.
16. Samsung Galaxy 5 is coming out in a few months so if you are waiting on a new phone, you will have that and the Iphone 6.
17. Has anyone else been watching True Detectives on HBO? I love Matthew McConaghy's character. I'm convinced that Woody Harrlesons character is the serial killer.
18. Chrissy is mad at his  boss. Guess he is back on the 10:00-6:30 shift.
19. If you have any HVAC needs call Rob 781-234-5120 or Jeffrey 781-223-7285. Ask em for the Drunknothings special - 10% off your first visit.
20. Mark Welch is not ignoring people he has just been run down by the flu.

That is all for this week people.
Stay safe and remember to call me if you have any squares available.

Sorry if there are any errors. I was in a rush.

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

TMX season review

The Season is over and Tmx is here to give out the final results!!! It has been busy wrapping everything up.

Spending first place money this year is Who's Your favorite New Kid (Donnie D).  A remarkable season in which he traded top wide receiver Josh Gordon and made only 35 dollars worth of transactions!!  New Kid rode often injured Jamal Charles ( hurt 2nd play of playoffs!!) Desean Jackson, Frank Gore and even an off season fantasy wise from Brady to a 27pt victory!! Tmx did make a surprise visit to the New Kid compound but was unable to get in?? Doors bolted and Wilson Philips Hold On For One more day blaring. Weird situation but a winner no the less!! Congrats!!! 

Second place this year and always in the mix for the top spot were the Beach Bums. As mentioned they almost caught New Kid the last week making a huge push with Rodgers and Cobb coming back. Beach Bums per usual were in the Tmx headlines all year with controversy and collusion allegations (none of which were ever proven)!! The nickname ROBFREY was invented this season and Beach Bums set a new transaction record with 180 dollars!! Gotta pay you wanna win people!! Third place this year with a wonderful coaching job in a season full of injuries was DMC. Each week losing a player the red cross unit was able to hang on long enough to finish in the cash. DMC also pulled off a trade of Gordon after he acquired him for top tight end Julius Thomas who immediately got game after the trade!!! Fourth place this year was Setitfgit. The Detroit city all stars led by Stafford, Bush and Megatron were running away with it til the Philly snow game. The high risk-high reward move of taking 3 star Lions almost paid off, once again the city of Philadelphia ruins something that seemed so good. No shock. 

5th place with the steal of the draft Shady Mccoy carrying the squad was Black Dynamite. BD had a good season and always looked primed to make a move but never got over the hump. Black Dynamite's future looks promising as he own future draft picks in next years draft in a controversial rule changing trade made on draft day!!! 6th place was IN Peyton WE Trust who seems to have only trusted Peyton as he was the only star on the team. Peyton put up record breaking numbers but they weren't enough as the team took a dive and never recovered!! 7th place were Slippery Wizards who never climbed higher than 7th and spend many weeks in the basement. The benefactor of Josh Gordon's explosion Slippery Wizards survived losing Foster and Cobb. 8th place was Sflabo who made moves up til the last second to avoid coming in last. Tmx was the first to break Sflabo a long time ADSL member will be leaving this year. The rule changes as well as basic life not allowing to keep up with fantasy have made Sflabo move on. Good luck!!! Beer Bitch this year is Nutsaway. Nutsaway came out of the basement just in time. Brees did his thing and helped keep him out of the dress. Sadly if Nutsaway didnt lose points due to lack of payment he wouldnt be beer bitch! Pay your bills son!! The last place and dress wearer this year is Jerkshots. The healthiest team and inventor of the hammy dance (for those that dont know that is a dance designed to injure an opponents player) came upon some back luck in the final week as his one season injury happened. Tony "Holy" Romo went down and the poor pick up of Tannehill sealed his fate. Tmx expects Jerkshots to come with a legit dress and bring respectability back to last place as the dresses have gotten sloppy and seem like oversized t-shirts. Thanks to ADSL management for running another successful season and study up off season is short!! 

Anyone looking to get in the league can contact ADSL corporate headquarters. TMX out.

(There are rumors that Jason "Big Show" Foley is in talks about taking over SFlabos spot in the league but having just found out his wife is pregnant with his 3rd child. That may be short lived)