Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Week 15 review

TMX here with the week 15 review!


Another wild week with top qbs like Stafford (12pts), Manning (15pts) and Rodgers (6pts!!) really let teams down! This season has been wild and it continues that way as we head to the final two weeks!! There were no changes in the standings for the first time in a while as Slippery Wizards is trying to hold off the wagon and Grahamatron is trying to climb out of the cellar, the only spot clinched is the 8th position, which Supah P's has locked down.
TMX exclusive interview with Grahamtrons "basement is cool,  I got a new sound system and Shawn Larry put in a banged up ac unit at cost, OH WAIT DID I TELL YOU?? FOUND AN OLD NINTENDO SYSTEM WITH THE POWER PAD ITS AWESOME! LITTLE BUMMED I COULDN'T FIND THE POWER GLOVE, I BET NOROMOS USED IT TO BEAT OFF WHEN HE VISITED".



Geez lets home Grahamtron doesn't pack it in the last two weeks now lets get to the weekly scores. First place this week was Slippery Wizards with 164 led by backup rb J.Hill and Matt Ryan. 2nd this week was Blackdynomite with 144 who was hurt by Manning but picked up waiver stud Harry "Frederick" Douglass and had Olsen and Bell do their regular thing. 
3rd this week was Beachbums who got huge games from Beckham and Bryant to put up 143, cursed Shady Mccoy could have done more and helped the Bums! 4th this week were The Jackals with 132. Brees is officially back for the Jackals and that is going to make the Jackals/Noromo bet fun to watch!! 5th this week was DMC with 110. Murray(prior to injury) and Brown carried the team as the two trick pony of Rodgers-Nelson really fell off. 6th this place was NoRomo with 103 Ravens d was a great trade and all about the Benjamins helped but the rbs killed the squad this week. 7th place with 100 was FYW FYW were led by Luck and Assiata but had no players getting 20pts!! 8th this week was Supah P's with 95. Supahs been dominating in the D category all season and Cards d led his team this week but in his never ending search for a wr grabbing Moncrief wasn't the move, put up a goose egg. 9th this week was Grahamatron with 83pts. Big Ben led the team with 19pts but no one else got over 11, not easy getting out of the basement with that production or with Mathews putting up a 0 and CHARLES Johnson outscoring CALVIN Johnson!! Last place this week with an amazing run of not breaking 100 once again was newly named Voodoo that you do (make me wanna shoop?) with 82 Seahawks D and Flacco led the team of none scoring over 20. 



Lets make some calls. First up for the winners we will call the pride of Boston College Matt Ryan.



Hey Matty Ice its your old friends TMX good week and pretty good season how's it going? " oh my TMX good to hear from you, we are trying to stay positive and make plays over here but I know Slippery Wizards management has been on us all season" That is true Matty tried trading you and even got Romo a guy who's thrown for 300yds once to play over you? " Oh TMX, thats not the half, at one point they threatened to kidnap my kid if i didn't put up a 40 burger? I dont even know what a 40 burger is? Is that the burger challenge at the eagle deli? I mean jeez?" WOW kidnapping kids? They take this serious over there, well anyway Matty good luck last two games. "thanks TMX and shout out to my boy Roddy White, Love me some Roddy White" Now we are going to do something different we usually call a player from the losing team but today we are calling a former player from that team Demarco Murray. Hey Demarco its TMX calling whats up? "OH man TMX calling again did we lose or win the week? Just trying to help my new team" Well you didn't win or lose we are calling to ask you about the injury? What exactly happened as there are rumors it was well uhmm VOODOO. " WAIT YOU TELLING ME I GOT A VOODOO CURSE??" D calm down calm down we are just checking "F*CKING VOODOO? You got people sacrificing chickens and voodoo cursing, this league is crazy, I'M OUT" Well cant say I blame him wow. TMX will be looking into this voodoo allegation and get to the bottom of it. Lets take a look at the overall standings



1. Slippery Wizards
2. Black Dynomite................................97pts
3. DMC...............................................177pts
4.FYW................................................227pts
5. BeachBums.....................................230pts
6. NoRomos........................................319pts
7. Jackals............................................321pts
8. Supah P's.........................................425pts
9. Voodoothatyoudo..............................568pts
10. Grahamatron..................................582pts

   The last two games are big. We've seen all year that one bad week can drop a team so that is all it will take for teams to slide in or out of the money. The race for the basement is as hot as its been all season and the side bet between NoRomo vs Jackals is separated by only 2 points currently. There will be a rush to the waiver as Murray injury is still murky. The end of the season Commish bday/ last game party is still on and we are taking calls for where the TMX sponsored event will take place. (Twinnies is OUT - Sorry Jeffrey) Good luck in week 16 and as always if you got news TMX will report it we are a voodoo free operation.

                                                                (TMX Mobile travels)

Monday, December 15, 2014

Ho ho holidays

I hope that everyone is enjoying their holiday season. Hopefully, you are visiting family, shopping for Christmas gifts and Hanukkah(Or is it Chanukah)  presents.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Putting bunk beds together is not all that hard.
2. Have you ever seen Jeffrey on 9? When Jeffrey has been on 9 did he kidnap you and take you to Twinnies? Didn't think so.
3. Rio is hosting a holiday party on January 10th. Get ready!
4. Is anyone as excited as I am about the Hobbit this Friday? Does anyone want to go to Wahlburgers and catch the movie? Friday night date night?
5. I think buffalo chicken pizza is either hit or miss but when its good its so good.
6. Guess you cant bring your own beers into the casino? Or snap chat for that matter.
7. Nothing worse than plugging in your phone and it doesn't charge.
8. Ugly sweaters were fun when they weren't supposed to be ugly. Now that they make ugly sweaters on purpose - lame!
9. Straight off the boat Irish kill the Indian food.
10. If you go to the mall to shop stop walking around like a fucking zombie.
11. Buffalo Wild Wings at the South Shore plaza is small.
12. I took off next Monday to finish off my xmas shopping. Anyone want to do some day drunking (and maybe shop)?
13. It is a sad day when you can still get good Sox Pax for opening day.
14. Is it laziness if you don't have time to get a haircut?
15. Cracker Barrel both the cheese and the restaurant are good.
16. I would appreciate if someone would stop stealing my beard comb!

Bonus round this is what I hate at this moment:
1. Chicken littles - people who act like the sky is falling over every single thing in the world.
2. Places that put their nasty lemons in my water. Fuck your nasty lemons.
3. Ladies doing their make up while driving in traffic. Move it or lose it sister.
4. Being in between pants sizes - really 37 is not a pant size?
5. You can order the same coffee at 14 different Dunkin Donuts and you get 14 different versions of a regular coffee. WHAT THE FUCK MAN!

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

TMX WEEK 14 REVIEW

Week 14 is in the books and TMX is here for your weekly recap!! 


There are three weeks left and the end of season party is still on just looking for a location hope everyone can make it ( Supahs take that week off from protesting). The right plays need to made these final three weeks as the races are as close as they have ever been, though with bad news to report Grahamatron is officially eliminated from winning the league down 500 with 3 weeks left its a mathamatical impossible hill to climb.
 DMC and NoRomo continue to make a climb to the money with DMC the odds on favorite to win the league based on his top QB, RB, WR combo. 

Lets get to the week 14 scores! This weeks winner was DMC  with a monster 195 week that include getting ZERO points out of the tight end spot. Looks like we have another wagon on our  hands as Rodgers, Murray and Jordy were all over 35 this week. Second this week was FYW with 157. FYW was led by newly acquired wr VJax and the Luck-TY combo. FYW continues to hang around the money despite using blocking tight end Witten as a starter. Third this week was red hot NoRomo with 155. Russell, Unicorn and CJ of the running Broncos led the charge this week. EDITORS NOTE: TMX has learned there is a side bet betwen NoRomo and The Jackals as to who finishes higher, we will monitor this as needed. Fourth this week was Slippery Wizards  with 153 who were saved on Monday night by Julio Jones the man they offered up in trades right up to the deadline. 5th place this week was Black Dynomite with 142, RB force Bell and Charles led the way and an off week by Manning may have cost them the week. TWO POINTS PEYTON?? 6th place this week was The Jackals with 116 led by Edelman, gonna be a dogfight  with NoRomo for that bet if the team doesn't turn it on. 7th this week was Grahamatron with 112 who got a big week from BigBen and Mega is BACK and may get Grahamatron out of the basement if Jimmy Graham comes alive in the tight basement race. 8th place this week with 107 was Beachbums. Aj Green carried the Bums but they played Julius Thomas for the second week in a row when Thomas didnt see the field. Tmx is all about sending players messages but not this late in the season!! 9th place this week was Supah P with 103. Supah is being led by Stafford who's finally playing like the high pick he was and the vikes D. Last place again this week was Itakecareofmykidz with 75 led by suprise rb starter James Stewart.

                                      (RELAX MIKE VICK NOT THAT KIND OF A DOG FIGHT)

 Lets make some quick calls. First up for the winners lets call Jordy Nelson. Hey Jordy its TMX hows it going? " oh wow TMX you calling me or you looking for Aaron?? What an honor, happy to be able to contribute to my team, glad i'm getting lead wr respect finally by DMC and the pack"  OOPS uhm Jordy your second fiddle on your team ,DMC has the top wr in a trade rape cuz he felt he needed help at that spot? " oh man, you telling me i'm not the top wr on this team and get no respect in the league as one? this stinks! oh well i'm gonna go run some routes and try and get top billing one of these days!!" Thats what makes you good Jordy!! Good luck next three weeks and congrats on a great season. 
Up next another call to a member of Itakecareofmykidz lets call rookie Sammy Watkins. Hi Sammy it TMX you heard of us?? " TMX you're damn straight I heard of you, love your stuff. I got over 100yards last week wish I could of scored but glad to help the team I know we need all the help we can get and they traded Murray for me so I'm trying to do my best" UHM about that S.Wat ( swat haha what a nickname) you were on the bench this week buddy. " wait what?? they are benching me over there? You for reals? YOU 100 ON THAT SHIT? We tanking for the top draft spot or something, man SWat is heated. f-this and f-that CLICK. Wow Tmx hung up on but we will take that kid just wants to play and win. Lets take a look at how the standings are shaping up


1. Slippery Wizards
2. Black Dynomite.................................77pts
3. DMC................................................123pts
4. FYW................................................163pts
5. Beach Bums......................................208pts
6. NoRomo............................................258pts
7. Jackals..............................................289pts
8. Supah Ps...........................................356pts
9. Itakecareofmykidz...............................487pts
10. Grahamatron....................................500pts

  DMC coming off 195 point outburst is in the money and looking to climb as Beachbums dropped out of the money to 5th and FYM is on the doorstep at 4. NoRomo jumped the Jackals and now possibly has his sights set on Beachbums!! Supah is looking to be the first one to clinch a spot as hes locking down the 8th spot!!! The battle for the basement is alive and well as Grahamatron is getting Mega back and BigBen while Itakecareofmykidz is having issues finding the right starters. The last three weeks will decide if Slippery Wizards can hold off the Wagon and the rest of the crew that are gaining fast it should be fun. TMX is taking any and all suggestions as to where the league should watch the last weeks action. TMX is attempting to contact IGGLES to see if his house is available, NOROMO GET THE KEG, due stay tuned. GOOD LUCK in week 15 hope for a healthy week with all the right players starting. TMX OUT!



Monday, December 8, 2014

Mucho Freeyo

You ever get a phone call from someone you really don't want to talk too? I mean like the the thought of talking to that person will drive you mentally insane?  Oh me neither, then.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Guess anyone can just pass out at a black jack table? Right Chrissy?
2. Jeffrey hangs out a lot at the bird, and by bird I mean the Eagles in Weymouth.
3. Pecan pie is the shit.
4. In case you were wondering, only 19 more days to shop for my birthday.
5. Anyone available next weekend, for a trip to the Pochonos?
6. How come no one wants to go to the Foo Fighters next year at Fenway? Or the Bosstones hometown throw down.
7.  It pains me to see Paul Pierce in any uniform but a Celtics uniform.
8. Who is up for some Christmas shopping*? * by shopping I mean going to the mall and getting bombed while picking up things here and there.
9. When did Kathryn Tappen start doing football games for NBC?
10. Hey people bitching that its 20 degrees out today, it is FUCKING DECEMBER!
11. Winter hats instantly become 100% cooler with a pompom.
12. I think coin star is a scam.
13. If you are meeting up for some lunch and a few drinks please don't ever refer to it as a luncheon unless you are Paddy Calnan. Perhaps another LINGJING?
14. Glad to see Jay Foley and Chazzy Ferlauto are doing well, work always seems to bring lasting friendships. I guess Broderick got caught up and couldn't attend.
15. It is rather sad that we did not have our annual hockey game for the 1st time this year, maybe we can start it up again next year. Or maybe have it in the summer?
16. Rumor has it a few people went out and tried the breakfast at Kristins in Braintree. Hope they enjoyed it as much as I do.

Sorry I have to run but work is a sonofabitch right now.

This is what I am hating and  hating on:
1  Lazy people.
2. Clothing that doesn't fit.
3. Feeling rushed.
4. People who only call you when they want something.
5. I dont give a fuck about the college football playoff system.

Hope that everyone has a nice week. I am always available for Christmas drinks.

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

TMX week 13 review

TMX is here with your week 13 fantasy review!!! (speaking of reviews did you see the wing review last week on Drunknothings? Chrissy straight killing it!). 



This week just about everyone in the league gained ground as the Slippery Wizards got Romoed. There are four weeks left in the season and the races are as tight as they have been all year and TMX couldnt be more excited!! 
Lets get to the week 13 results. First this week was NoRomo with 196pts! Almost the first team to break the 200pt mark NoRomo was led by the Anderson, Unicorn and 40 burgers from Mason and Rams d. 2nd this week is the revamped two trick pony DMC with 162.  
New comers Brown and Murray along with Rodgers carried the club on a Jordy semi-off week. 3rd this week and starting to peek out the cellar window is Grahamatron with 145. Graham didn't show up this week for Grahamatron but Mega did as did Big Ben!! 4th place this week went to Supah P with 139. Vikes did came out of nowhere and Stafford finally played like he is suppose to. 5th this week was The Jackals with 134. Brees is BACK . 6th this week was Black Dynomite 127 mostly due to an off week from Manning and the wrs but Bell continues to put up 40 burgers. 7th this week was FYW with 116 Luck carried the squad as Forte had and off week and Ellington (traids) got injured. 8th this week was Beachbums with 111. Shady had a great game and it must be noted that kicker Cody Parker followed a 19pt week with a 15pt week!! Starting an injured Julius Thomas seemed like an odd play this late in the season but I'm sure Bums were sending a message to someone!! 9th this week with 111 was Slippery Wizards Julio Jones carried the club as the benchmob had 177 for Slippery wizards this week. 10th place this week was Itakecareofmykids with 80, bad week all around for them with only 2 players in double digits. 




Lets make some calls. First up we with try another conference call to Denard Robinson, Anquan Bolden and Sammy Watkins!! This thing working?? Guys you there its TMX?!! " yup, yeah, Yup we are all here. Whats going on Tmx did we all win players of the week or something??" Well not quite guys you were actually all traded for Demarco Murray and Martavis Bryant just wondering how you feel about getting 11 total points and Murray gettin 20?? " oh come on TMX look, this is Anquan you're talking too i've only gotten 20 pts ONCE all season why am i even in this trade!! I'm out, deuces TMX!!" Later Anquan hey you guys still there? Denard??? Sammy?? " Tmx we are still here but come on we are rookies who knows what your gonna get from a week to week, shoot i'm hurt and denard is a former qb?? How about we asked to get traded back??" Well guys cant do that but lets shoot for getting more than 11pts out of THREE guys this week huh? Itakecareofmykids needs that? " Cool, later TMX, yeah Later" TMX still shaking its head at that trade but one week doesn't make a trade but it can sometimes bring you a step closer to the basement. Next up we call Tre Mason who along with the rams d  had a huge week for NoRomo. Hey Tre its TMX whats good? " oh man TMX I've been reading you for years so honored" Thanks what a great week you mind if we call you De La Tre? Tre, Myself and I? Get it cuz your dad was in De La Soul?? haaaa " Tmx come on thats corny!! Anyway, I'm trying to build on this last week and bring NoRomo in the money, shout out to my D!! Rams D!! See you in the money NoRomo!!" Wow very confident Tre Mason!! Good luck



Here's a look at the standing with 4 to play


1. Slippery Wizards
2. Black Dynomite ...........................66pts
3  Beach Bums................................162pts
4. DMC...........................................165pts
5. FYM............................................167pts
6. Jackals........................................253pts
7. Noromo.......................................260pts
8. Supah Ps.....................................306pts
9. Itakecareofmykids.........................409pts
10. Grahamatron..............................459pts


             

This is the tightest the races from top to bottom have been in a long time!! 5 points separate 3 teams from the money and 50 from the bottom!! NoRomo and DMC continue to make there push to the top and Beachbums, and Black Dynomite missed a great chance to claim the top spot. These last four weeks should be exciting and the trade deadline is just about here to make your moves!! Hope we are injury free this week and everyone starts the right guys!! Good luck in week 14. TMX out.


There are rumors that TMX may be planning a year end league wide gathering on December 28th if the races stay this tight.

Monday, December 1, 2014

December is here

Its the 1st day of December and also Cyber Monday. Christmas shopping for only 24 more days.


This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Chrissy didn't know wine wasn't cheap at a restaurant.
2. Fried Turkeys are all the rage this year.
3. So far only 9 guys say they want to play hockey, so fucking lame.
So far this is who says they are playing:
Mike
Mario
Calnan
Derek
Orett
Jaydisco
Welch
Watchdog 
 
Barrett will come late(12:30)
Los says he is in - I cant trust that guy
Foley is in as long as he gets a baby sitter

Ryan and Tommy both asked what time (even though it was on the text)

4. How come every time I invite Calnan out he never comes out and always has an excuse?
5. Anyone seen Smiddy and my $25?
6. People are all up in arms over these Red Sox signings and none being Lester. At least they are spending money.
7. No one hates being out with Drunk Derek and Wasted Chrissy than Katie K!
8. Cheifdude has started to live his life a little more, and is going to the gym twice a week.
9. Nothing good happens at the Ocean Kai. NOTHING!
10. A good bartender can make or break your night.
11. I love banging out all my shopping.
12. Some days you just do not want to get your ass off the couch.
13. Is there a point that your hair stops growing?
14. Congrats to Danny and his gf on their second baby on the way.
15. Who is watching that show Jane the Virgin? I mean really?
16. I already knew that Comcast/Xfinity sucks but my cable was out on Friday night, all I had was fucking HGTV. They did a "reset" to my box and it would work for 1/2 hour. SUCK IT COMCAST!

This is what I hate right now -
1. Still hate how everyone says yes to do things and then always bails.
2. People who bitch about it being 60 degrees out in December.
3. Dunkin Donuts large iced coffee now being $3.00 - don't think I haven't noticed.
4. Rude  people who cut in line.
5. Having a broken windshield wiper, not busted but just not cleaning the whole window.

My birthday is only 17 days away... start shopping!

Also anyone interested in going to the Kentucky Derby, 1st weekend in May?


Thursday, November 27, 2014

Week 12

TMX here with your week 12 abbreviated turkey week wrap up!! Happy Thanksgiving from the TMX family.


Short week with 3 games going on Thursday so lets get right to it. This weeks winner was Slippery Wizards with 189 pts Bills D coming through with 32 points on Monday night leading the way. 2nd place was Beach Bums as they continue to roll with 179.  The balanced bums (pun intended) had 5 players in the 20s and even their kicker put up 19 gonna be tough to deny them of the top spot. 3rd place was No Romo with 144 led by dash and smash rb duo that put up 67pts. Noromo is probably hoping there are 10 more weeks instead of 5 with the way his team is coming on. 4th place was Black Dynomite with 141 led by the usual suspects Manning and whatever rbs the wagon rolls out. Dynomite is happy that the bye are done and he can flex all his rb muscle. 5th place was FYW with 130pts, Fyw had a rare off week by Luck but Forte and Hilton continued to put up numbers. 6th place this week was Grahamatron with 126 Chargers D, Mathews and even a rare good game by Graham helped the squad this week. 7th place this week were The Jackals with 121. Looks like Brees is back as he put up a 40 burger. 8th place with 113 were Supah P's. Cards D and Jennings coming back help the Supahs who are suddenly in a battle to stay out of the bottom. 9th place this week was DMC with 106 a rare off week by the two trick pony they were helped out big time by Boldin ( yes he's still in the league) and last place this week was Pleasure Palace aka I take care of my kidz? with 99pts. The only team not getting a 100 responded by trading the top rb for D. Robinson, Boldin and S. Watkins. We shall see how this pans out. Dmc acquired Watkins and Rivera for the black Unicorn from Noromo so the trades are all over and helping teams. The deadline is quickly approaching. TMX regrets  not making the calls this week due to the holidays. Lets take a look at the standings.

1. Slippery Wizards
2. Black Dynomite........................82pts
3. Beach Bums.............................162pts
4. FYW.........................................173pts
5. Dmc..........................................216pts
6. Jackals.......................................276pts
7  Supahs........................................334pts
8. Noromo.........................................346pts
9. Itakecareofmykidz...........................378pts
10. Grahamatrons...............................494pts



        .
The standings are tightening up at the bottom and top. Biggest mover this week was Beach Bums who moved up from 5 to 3 and in the money.  NoRomo is out of the beer bitch spot and that was taken over by Itakecareofmykidz. FYW and Dmc dropped a spot and Jackals and Supah are now trying to get distance from the bottom!! TRAIDS are happening keep your head on a swivel and the waiver wire is helping teams have huge weeks. TMX wishing everyone a safe, happy and injury free Thanksgiving. Handful of weeks left and 3 games tomorrow so get your teams ready the last few weeks I'm sure will make or break seasons. TMX out.

Crows Landing


Although I am just learning about this new hot spot in Hingham, apparently Derek & Katie meet up with Jeffrey,  Sarah & Julian weekly here.  Thanks for the heads up and invite guys.  Looking at the menu their thing is to cook healthier by baking or grilling everything.  No deep frying at all. Since everyone is now #teamsalad its a good time for this business model.  Everything on the menu sounded delicious but I went for the $0.25 wing special on Tuesdays. Since this place is small you can check out your neighbors meals and I gotta say the burgers looked really good.  I got 40 wings and a side of fries.  Now I have tried baking fries before and they suck but whatever they do here they came out delicious. Wings were cooked perfect.  And although they only have one buffalo sauce it was quite tasty.  Good flavor and if it just wasn't so out of the way for me, I would go to this place a lot  more.  A solid find and a highly recommended place to eat.

See Smiddy, that's how a restaurant review is done!

Monday, November 24, 2014

Turkey Lurkey

We are jumping right into it this week because its fucking 65 degrees out and 100% humidity and work is busy as fuck!

This is what I learned this weekend (Quick 12 pack):
1. Levis are $100? They are Levis, I mean what next Wranglers?
2. Chrissy is way more into wrestling than he lets on. I mean who practices wrestling moves on my dogs while painting their face like the Ultimate Warrior?
3. Trying to get a head count for the Whitley Classic hockey game. Who is in? Its December 6th at 12:00 noon. If we cant get  enough guys then we wont do it.
4. Dave and Doe are supposed to move back to Boston by the end of next year, 2015. Is there a pool on whether that happens or not?
5. Jeffrey killed $.25 wings last Tuesday and hes doing it again this week.
6. Who is in for the planning on Rios bachelor party? I am hearing Kentucky Derby maybe?
7. People are pumped for Garth Brooks at the Garden in January.
8. Its funny how everyone was badmouthing the Pats after going 2-2 and now they are ball sucking them.
9. Never ceases to amaze me when people are rude when they want things. Uhm, you get how this works right?
10. Has anyone had the Guinness Blonde yet?
11. The older I get the less patience I have for traffic.
12. Mother fuckers telling me they are done with Christmas shopping already, MAKE ME SICK!

  Bonus Round:
This is what I am hating right now:
1. People with their Christmas trees up already. Lets eat turkey first.
2. People who don't have any manners. Would it hurt you to say please and thank you?
3. Getting a headache right behind your eye ball.
4. Warm beers, served in a bar.
5. People who don't answer their phones but text you right back. Obviously I am calling for a reason. If I wanted to text I would.

Have a great Turkey day!

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Week 11 in the books...

Week 11 is in the books and there are only 6 more weeks left in this fast moving fantasy season. Tmx is here to report!!

 First lets get the many injuries out of the way that effected the scores, Ball, Bradshaw, Sanders ( after he posted a nice 100yd game) J. Thomas, Jordan Reed (real shock) Fitzy, and Dwayne Allen were among the notable injuries that hurt teams this week. The races are as tight as they've been all year at the bottom (Grahamatron not included- sorry) and at the top.

 Lets take a look at  how the week played out. First place and 4 time weekly winner Black Dynamite put up a huge 182 pt week which could have been a 200 burger if Manning didnt have an off week. RBs Bell and Charles (trade rape) both put up over 35 points and the wagon is in full gear. 2nd this week with all the moving and shaking hes done is DMC with 154 the two trick pony led the way but now its looking to become a 3 ring circus with newly acquired Jeffery and Blue putting up number!! 3rd place this week was NoRomo with 149 Tmx was pulling for the kid to pull it out but the rookie wideouts couldn't carry him as Benjamin pulled his weight and Evans had a MONSTER game with 46pts. 4th place was the suddenly struggling Slippery Wizards with 145 no one on the team could get over 24pts. 5th place this week was FYW with 129 who got a rare bad week from Luck but who found a new tight end possibly in Feener who had a career game! 6th place this week was Beach Bums with 122. Bums were hit hard by injuries and the Patriots deciding to be a running team. New Bum AJ Green proved his worth and Sanders pitched in (though i doubt he remembers the 23 points he put up) 7th place this week was Jackals with 91, Brown and Maclin had ok games for the usual studs but injury to Bradshaw and once again refusing to address the tight end issue hurt the Jackals. TMX here to help - GET A TIGHT END. 8TH place this week was Grahamatron with 91. Waiver add Jordan Mathews led the team but Graham or Tron didnt help TOTALING only 12pts. May wanna take them off the team name!! 9th place was Supah P's with 77. We tried to contact Supah but he was at an "early thanksgiving party" high class dojo type stuff no doubt. The Supah's were hit with a "STAFFinfection" only Beastmode put up good numbers he's immune. Last place this week was Pleasure Palace with a new season low 65pts who suffered from an Allen injury as well as team mvp Murray on a bye. Pp's are not feeling the heat from Noromo for the early battle for beer bitch. Let's make some calls. First up old friend Peyton Manning of Black Dynamite.


  Hey Peyton its TMX whats good? " oh shucks TMX why you calling I stunk today, i'm not gonna make excuses but I had all my guys get hurt" Well Peyton that kinda sounds like an excuse? But anyway your team won the week but coulda broke the 200 pt barrier. " GODDAMMIT TMX GODDAMMIT you know I love records you're telling me I cost the team a record?? THIS IS CHICKENPOOP" click. Wow chicken poop and a hang up?
 First time in TMX history that we've seen Peyton this mad? Watch out looks like he's looking to go off this week, loves records! Lets call a member of the Pleasure Palace. Hey Dwayne Allen its TMX a fantasy (is life) reporter calling to ask what happened out there you put up a 0 for Pleasure Palace this week? " YO TMX I read you guys every week love your stuff about Luck he is a know it all you got that right but  he's the best, wait what team am I on in your league?" Oh its called Pleasure Palace. "what the fuck! like that's a real name? Like a pleasure palace? That a barbie playhouse or some shit? No seriously whats a pleasure palace?" D we dont make up the names I'm not quite sure TMX is calling to talk about the 0 you put up? " Listen Tmx the issue here is a team named after either a brothel, a barbie playhouse or some freak gay shit how can you expect me to take that seriously?? Lucky he got a zero. Whens the trade deadline in your league?" Wow really upset over the team name huh? " yeah man I got go get treatment on my ankle but thats some shit, later TMX keep reporting" Well there you have it? Lets check the standings

1. Slippery Wizards...........................
2. Black Dynomite...............................35pts
3. FYW...............................................114pts
4. DMC................................................134pts
5. BeachBums.......................................152pts
6. Jackals..............................................208pts
7. Supah P's...........................................258pts
8. Pleasure Palace....................................288pts
9. NoRomo...............................................300pts
10. Grahamatron.......................................431pts

   
Black Dynamite predicted he'd win the whole thing and that the Slippery Wizards would "fold like a house of cards" and now the "wagon" is rolling and only 35pts from the top!!  3-5 has been a battle all season and continues to be with DMC and Beachbums furiously chasing down FYW. Jackals and Supah P's are trying to stay in the middle of the pack while NoRomo was the biggest mover making up 84 points on the 8th place spot!! There are only 6 weeks left and nothing is even close to being settled. Like this week any team is capable of making  up 80 plus points. Lets hope everyone stays healthy and we have a competitive next 6 weeks. The waiver wire has helped teamed all week so i'm sure it will this week with the new toys like Jonas out there. Traids  happen so be careful before you leap. As always if you got breaking news send it to TMX. TMX out.

Monday, November 17, 2014

I love Turkey day

I love me some turkey day. I live for sitting my fat ass on the couch, fucking up some turkey, drinking my face off and watching football.

This is what I learned this week:
1. People are pissed, even though they love it, about the Dunkin Donut croissant donut being $2.49 (we haven't even had a review from Chrissy yet).
2. Calnan may or may not make it to the strip club after the annual street hockey game this year, just depends on if his lady friend has plans for him or not.
3. I have been playing angry birds transformers and I kinda like it.
4. It is totally normal to wake up and decide to go to Georgia for a day.
5. Hey Rio, they fuck ya in the drive through. Or at the car dealership.
6. Kkaties in Marshfield is super clean, and they have Buffalo tots. Let that sink in!
7. Beef jerky is totally under rated.
8. Rain is one thing but an ice cold rain is a whole other level of miserable.
9. Anyone know any good chiropractors on the South shore? My backs killing me.
10. We all have that one friend who wont shut up right? If you don't then you must be that friend.
11. I love the term "You da real MVP".
12. I don't care who knows it. That Taylor Swift song Shake it off, is my jam!!
13. Baked Ziti, a poor mans lasagna, is fucking great.
14. I am officially 70% gray and 29% non gray - you figure it out(plus Im not good with maths).
15. What is everyone doing Turkey Eve and Thanksgiving night? Will Flounder be back in Mass or will he be kicking at a bar in NC?
16. Talking at work, do people still celebrate New Years eve?
17. Sweet potatoes make your hair grow faster.
18. How are we not going to Foxwoods for this old school Hip hop Show, on November 29th?
  • Public Enemy
  • MC Lyte
  • Rakim
  • Big Daddy Kane
  • EPMD
  • Special ED
  • Black Sheep
  • Slick Rick
19. Guess when people win pools they don't tip anymore? Not that this is the reason why I run a pool but isn't that what you do?
20. ...and I still hate Sam Adams beers.


This is what I hate right now:
1. Everyone pushing pumpkin, I hate pumpin and I hate people who push it even more.
2. Paying for a bad meal. Its one thing if food sucks another when you have to pay for it.
3. People who ask for advice and then do the exact opposite.
4. The vanilla almond milk that Dunks uses in their ice coffee, that floats around like you are drinking spoiled milk and gives me the willies.
5. People who tailgate you like a mother fucker and hit their steering wheel and shit. Hey fuck you!


Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Week 10 review

TMX is back after a one week hiatus to report all the news of week 10 in fantasy (real life) football. Last weeks winner was Slippery Wizards who are still holding off the hard chargers to remain in first place. 

The trash talking has ramped up as we head into the final 7 weeks of the season. Teams are getting huge weeks from with defenses and players putting up 40 burgers on the regular  and ALMOST everyone is in striking distance with the last of the big byes past. The stretch run should bring lots of movement!! TMX also had a TMX exclusive interview with IGGLES " hey you clowns still trying to manage teams?? " whoa Iggles whats that mean come on? " well tell whoever has Maclin Sanchez loves Mathews and he will have a big game Monday"(  EDITORS NOTE  I did relay this message just in case Iggles was right to the Maclin owner and rest of the league) Mathews line from Monday Night- 7rec 138yds 2 tds= 34pts for a player not in the league! Ouch hurts when Iggles makes the call. Tmx can hear him cackling from parts unkown as we type this!! Enough about notorious Iggles lets get on with the week 10 results. This weeks winners were the surging Beachbums who have rode their new players aquired in TRAIDS to 177pts!! Philly d put up 43 and Dez (TR) pitched in with 38!! helping the Beachbums move closer to the money into 4th! 2nd place this week was Black Dynamite with 175 looks like "the wagon" is finally rolling on all cylinders led by Manning and Marshall among others!! 3rd place this week was DMC with 167. 
The two trick pony did it again getting over 80 from Rodgers and Jordy! 4th this week was Supah P's with 142 Cards d and Beastmode put up monster weeks to help offset T.Williams dropping a goose egg on the Supahs!! 5th this week was Slippery Wizards with 130 Julio Jones and Lacy Sundays led the Wizards. 6th place was Grahamatron 129pts who boldly stated on Wednesday that he had the week one and as one anonymous owner say " well Grahamatron was right he did win the week ROBFREY" kind cryptic?? 7th place this week was newly named NoRomo with 117pts led by his young wrs Benjamin and Evans (keeper league studs). 8th place this week was PP (name has been abbreviated to spare the embarrassment) with 105 led by new wr Bryant and old stand by and possible league mvp Murray. 9th place this week was Jackals with 93 ( Maclin owner we spoke of prior)  was led by new qb-wr combo Brees-cooks! Last place this week was FYW with 90pts. FYW was hurt by the Indy bye week and had only roddy white to lean on, not getting far with that. Lets make some calls!


First call to the Beachbums Dez Bryant, Yo Dez its TMX whats good?? " nah nah i aint talking to you guys reporting that me and the fellas broke curfew f-that holmes" No no Dez tmX with and X not a z, the fantasy site not the other one! " oh my bad ruff ruff where my dogs at DMX how you doing dog? Wait you in jail again? Cuz I need a new contract I got no money for ya DOG" No no dez its TMX not DMX calling about your week? "oh TMX i thought you were out of business saw no review last week? Whats good? Love my new team cant believe I landed here for some rookie WR, its all good now! But listen I aint talking right now cuz i'm on a mission to GET PAID, prolly be calling me next week too DEZ out!! Wow a fired up Dez checking in and calling his shot for next week!! 

Next up we give a call to last place team FYW's Jay Cutler. Hey Cutty hows it going really let down the team this week what happened? " Hey TMX whats going on? got a smoke on you? Love me a good smoke, anyway no biggie threw a td didnt get hurt, i mean defense got torched huh? Uhhm well I guess but Cutty you put up 9pts this week kinda killed the team in the one week they needed you? " thats cool, though aint no thing 9 points good in that league if not change the scoring? Anyway i'm heading to my beach to chill man wish this league had two bye weeks dont you TMX" Guess Cutty's care factor is around zero pretty much a wasted call!! Heading to week 11 with only 7 weeks left lets take a look at the final standings.

1. Slippery Wizards
2. Black Dynamite.....................72pts
3. FYW....................................99pts
4. Beachbums..........................129pts
5. DMC....................................143pts
6. Jackals................................154pts
7. Supah P's..........................191pts
8. PP's...................................209pts
9. Noromo..............................305pts
10. Grahamatron.....................377pts



        Fyw took a hit with Luck and the boys on a bye and dropped from 2-3 while Black Dynamite has made the move from 4-2. The Jackals were the biggest drop going down from 3 to 6, Beachbums and Dmc swapped 5 and 6 while Supahs and PP's swapped 7 and 8!! The bottom 2 remain the same.  The way this league has been putting up points with 7 weeks there is alot of time to make a move!! Dallas, Jets, Jax and Baltimore are on the byes this week as the big bye weeks are done. The trade and waiver wire has been the key to movements this year so every team should head to one of them !! TMX apologizes for no review last week(we submitted an article but APPARENTLY the Editor was on vacation out in the South West) but is back for the remainder of the season!! Lets stay healthy and have a good week TMX OUT.


Monday, November 10, 2014

Who missed me?

Yes, I know I said I would try to update the blog when I was on vacation but guess what I was enjoying my time away and didn't feel like it.

This is what I learned while I was away (a nice case):
1. The Grand Canyon is amazeballs (I have a shit ton of pics if anyone wants to see them).



2. The whole southwest is all franchises and fast food joints.
3. I don't know if there are aliens but something 100% happened at Roswell. A government cover up at the very least.
4. As good as vacation is, it is always good to be into a routine.
5. Jeffrey hates fun things.
6. Coach Rob's team can't stop the run.
7. $5.00 for the Redzone on my phone may be the best money I spent all year.
8. Since Jeffrey is addicted to Divas, he is planning on having a Survivor series party at my house November 23rd. All are welcome.
9. I think Mario may of secretly came into some money. He bought a house and now a brand new truck. Must be nice living on primrose lane.
10. Apparently in Texas there are quilt and gun shows everyday all day.
11. Fucking cowboy boots are expensive as all fuck.
12. If you have a chance check out Carlsbad Caverns. Insane!
13. If hotels don't have 13th floors does it also mean they don't have rooms 666?
14. Are we still "asking for a friend?" Asking for a friend.
15. The Alamo was pretty awesome as well. Yes, I know there is no basement.
16. No biggie just a dead shark at the end of my street:


17. I was too fat to ride a mule at the Grand canyon. You need to be 225 lb fully clothed and I came in at 235 lb ...whomp whomp whomp.
18. I swear too fucking much when I am bombed.
19. Heard a rumor that Chrissy is doing no shave November but for his BALLSACK!
20. Where should I go on vacation next? And who is coming with?
21. Soup as a meal is kind of under rated.
22. Have you ever had the coffee roll from Kanes donut. Holy shit that thing will put you in a diabetic shock but its great.
23. Welchie is still kicking ass and taking names in darts. After winning states last year and being bumped up to B division they still have not lost in over a year.
24. I love the winter but I hate how it dries out my skin.

This is what I am currently hating:
1. Family drama.
2. Co-workers who do not communicate.
3. The Bruins season so far and add the Celtics to that list too.
4. Mother fuckers who don't text back.
5. Long ass car rides.

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

TMX week 8 review - Casey Casum style

TMX IS HERE WITH YOUR HALF WAY POINT REVIEW!! 


Week 8 is in the books and it was a wild week with tons of stars having career days!! Every team in the league went over 100 and the lowest was 117!! The real bye week are coming up with 6 teams on the bye including ATL, BUF, CHI, DET, GB, TENN alot of teams will be scrambling. The annual long distance dedications are in this review so we will get right to the week 8 scoring. 


The winner this week were the Jackals with 178pt led by arguably the best wr duo in the league Macklin and Brown putting up a combined 78pts; 2nd place and coming on strong was Pleasures with 176 led by the 33pt dolphin d and bye week replacement palmer!! 3rd place with 166 was Slippery Wizards who got a td hat trick from Gronk and a Lacy Sundays showing; 4th place was FYW with 159 who continues to ride possible fantasy MVP Luck and Forte; 5th place was Beachbums with 155 80 of which came from two players Brady and Sanders; 6th place was Supah P's who are rolling with Tate and Gates two candidates for suprises of the year. 7th place was Black Dynamite with 135 with Charles and Cobb playing the stars; the bench mob put up 112 and continues to flourish for the wagon ON THE BENCH; 8TH place was Romosexuals with 121 led by waiver pick ups Hillman and Watkins ; 9th place with 120 was DMC the two trick pony added a 3rd as foster had a huge game; last place was the spiralling Grahamatrons with 117 Ingram showed some life but the rest of the team not so much and Big Ben put up 71 as a one man bench mob!! The standing continue to move as teams start to creep toward the top. Top three remained the same as did bottom two.

1. Slippery Wizards
2. FYW.....................................21pts back
3. Black Dynomite......................73pts
4. Jackals..................................92pts
5. DMC......................................123pts
6. Pleasure Palace.......................134pt
7. Beach Bums.............................157pts
8. Supah P's.................................159pts
9. Romosexuals.............................219pts
10.Grahamatrons...........................294pts


  The Jackals with the win moved ahead of DMC into fourth and Pleasure Palace and Beach bums both jumped the Supah P's, as previously stated the big bye weeks are coming so expect alot of movement the next two weeks!! Lets have some fun with a little TMX first have recap with the long distance dedications!! Each team matched to a TMX hip hop 90s song this year LETS DO IT.


1. ICE ICE BABY - Slippery Wizards hanging on to his boy Matty Ice coming out like the best new thing going, rag top down and all. Time will tell if Slippery Wizards get exposed like Robert Van Winkle did.


2. DONT SWEAT THE TECHNIQUE - FYW. I mean what can you do about a team in second starting guys on the IR and keeping them rostered.


3. STEADY MOBBING - Black Dynamite. Have you ever seen such a thing in your life?? BD rolling with his bench mob and a wagon just waiting to take the crown. CROWN THEY ASSES!!


4. NOW THAT WE FOUND LOVE (what are we gonna do with it) - The Jackals.- finally fitting in with a big week and his team and him falling in love after numerous near suicide texts of his Sunday being ruined!! Team looks primed to make a move.


5. MY MINDS PLAYING TRICKS ON ME - DMC - Team DMC losing his top rb and wr and everytime you look at his team you say man this team sucks but somehow someway hes been in the top 5 all season. Guess DMC just hoping he doesn't wake up and his knuckles all bloody from punching on the concrete


6. HI MY NAME IS.....Pleasure Palace - took over the team halfway through made an odd trade and rolling with the worse name in the league, team looks ready to go with Demarco Murray putting up huge numbers every week, due for a 100/100 soon.


7. JUST A FRIEND - Beachbum s - Everyone's favorite traid partner, AND YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND, has somehow got a fearsome team through trades and a resurgent Tommy Brady. Primed for second half success


8. HOT STEPPAH - Supah P's - Supah P's moving and shaking up and down the standings if Stafford gets his boy back things could get interesting MURDERAAAAAAAAAAAAH


9. ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS - Romosexuals- what else can you say about a team that made a move for budding superstar Kelvin Benjamin?? Giving up Dez for him!! High risk high reward or is this a keeper league??


10. HARD KNOCK LIFE - Gramatron. Well injuries, taking two tight ends, ROBFREY advice?? Who knows the reason but currently the Gramatrons are in a tough tough spot, but as TMX always says you don't win nothing in first 8 weeks!!



 Well we are heading to the second half and hopefully the bye weeks don't kill team and the injuries slow down. TMX is signing off for the rest of the day!! Good luck see you next week!!

Monday, October 27, 2014

Halloweed!

Is everyone geared up for Halloween? Sorry to inform everyone but Mario and Ashley's 1st Annual Halloween Party won't be kicking off this year but maybe next.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. There has been Tooma sighting!! Kids tearing it up in the Poconos.
2. Man little kid parties are something. Little bastards running everywhere.
3. Fogo De Chao is something. I fucked up that place.
4. I feel like chili is under rated.
5. Is there anything worse than an ingrown hair?
6. Matty Hayes got me doing the rowing machine. I am not gonna lie, I don't hate it.
7. Speaking of Hayes, the Booze Scouts are looking for another person to join the tough mudder team because he has dropped out. If interested please seek out Coach Calnan.
8. Nothing to see here, just Mitchell chipping her tooth while boozing. Move along people.
9. Chrissy is planning a get together tomorrow night of Barrets Haunted house and some dinner if anyone is interested.
10. Coming down with a cold may be the worst. It slowly beats ya down.
11. I am going to be on vacation next week so I cant promise a posting next Monday but I will do my best to post something.
12. Food Coma is a real thing. BELIEVETHAT!
13. There are more words that break the rule I before E except after C than there are actual I before E words.
14. I don't talk on the phone much but some days when I do, I feel like I get to talk to every moron imaginable.
15. Never, and I repeat never, fall asleep on your couch and wake up to Frozen being on. Scary ass shit. Cartoons with singing and more singing. You have no clue where the fuck you are.
16. If you were in a lip syncing contest, sing off what would your song be? I would ROCK THE FUCK OUT to the OUTFIELD YOUR LOVE

17. Fun Fact: The average person will walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime. Its a fun fact because they didn't murder you.
18. Guys always try to be a gentleman. It really doesn't cost anything to be nice and use your manners.

Bonus Round - This is what I am hating right now:
1. My alarm clock.
2. People jumping on and off the Bruins bandwagon. You can't only like a team when they are kicking ass you have to go through some adversity.
3. Salty things.
4. It pains me to write this but cupcakes right now.
5. Dumb questions.

Thursday, October 23, 2014

TMX Week 7 review

TMX week 7 review is up and sticking with the group text theme its anger filled!! (editors note TMX is all about helping and fun but this week the skinny is coming out to show the league what it looks like)

There were more injuries this week- like the entire bills rb committee going down!! WTF stay healthy!! Couple of bullshit trades went down, questioning the intergrity of owners as Pleasure Palace (rob's house?) swapped Gio Bernard and Harvin wth the Beachbums for Vereen and Decker the league anger over this one made many forget the traderape for Dez!! Beachbums made another move getting more rb depth by gettng Ball and a kicker for Mathews and another kicker. The way the season's shaping up for the Beachbums I'm sure Ball comes back to form. Speaking of back to form Black Dynamite did just that winning this week with 150 points. Finally realizing that the BENCHMOB didn't count; he put it together as the bench only got 69pts.



Brandon Marshall and Fitzy totalled 11pts so they  can GET BENT!! 2nd this week was FYW who had 139. Hey Ridley 0 pts this week and Witten 3?? Get the fuck out of here with that and I don't want to hear oh riddler was hurt! You were started you produce. 3rd place this week was Romosexuals with 124. Hey Andre Williams you were a big part of the Dez trade how about producing like you did in the mods at BC you stiff!! Oh and Alshon Jeffery 1 point?? Lucky your shitty ass wasn't traded at  halftime. Beachbums and his dream team came in 4th this week with 123. Julius Thomas great week to shit the bed!! 4pts?? Yeah don't let that happen again, Bbums will trade you so fast your head will spin, oh and Tate 4pts?? Dont matter your ass is replaced, went to the rape forest and brought home Gio Bernard!! 5th place this week is the Jackals not sure if the owners have been suspended or kidnapped but they haven't said much all week?? Jackals got 121 this week. J.Hill you got 1 point this week?? Prolly should have started Gonzalez over you're ass you slug. Hey Edelman 7pts?? Better bring it this week midget. 6th place this week was Supah Ps Beastmode? 8 points?? What the fuck is that?? How about we cut off your skittles? Terence Williams you also got 8 pts your lucky Supahs picked you up off waivers keep this up you'll be back on waivers scrub. 7th place with 116 this week was Slippery Wizards. Gore 2 points?? Cant happen! YOU HEAR ME?? Cant. Ryan and Julio suppose to be a legit combo well 21 pt total aint no combo you clowns. 8th place this week was DMC with 107. Vernon davis and FJax combined for 7 points?? You sh*tting me?? FJax play hurt once in a while will you?? and Vernon would it kill you to get f*cking open and make a play?? 9th place this week was Pleasure Palace ( name sucks) with 86 Gio two points i'll trade your ass ( wait he really did?) and seahawks d putting up 3pts?? thought you guys were good? Get your shit together. Last place this week was Grahamatron with 72  ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS JIMMY GRAHAM AND BOLDEN?? Fucking zeros?? We play to score you morons. GFY's!! Seriously zeros?? F*ck that noise.

Lets make some calls with less anger. First up old friend Peyton Manning . Hey Peyton its TMX congrats on the record and another great week! " Hey TMX hows it going love the work you guys do, got a short week this week cant do any interviews trying to prepare for Muddy Rivers, tell all the guys at TMX I said hi though and hope never to be part of Wes Cash's investigative reporting!!" Hmm ok Peyton i'm sure we will call you again this year good luck tomorrow. Next up Jimmy Graham. Hey Jimmy its TMX what happened this week?? " Oh man TMX whats up? What had happened is I was sitting in the locker room listening to my Will Smith cd, That Boom Boom Shake the room shit,  and they said you're playing so i'm like huh what?? Then I saw my man Breesy wink so i was like oh I get it!!" Wait you telling us you were a decoy and didnt bother to call owners at GRAHAMatron?? They named their teamed after you?? "Oh about that I called my man, I've been down with those guys since the Scuba Steve days, and some guy answered said his name is Bobby Weasle and he will pass along the message? He didnt start me did he?? So sorry, anyway TMX I see the review aint out yet you better run!! " You are correct Jimmy, wow what a developement, wonder who Bobby Weasle is?? Wes Cash get back from Bora Bora we got a CONTROVERSY!!

  The standings now are as follows:

1. Slppery Wizards
2. FYW.........................................................14pts back ...............moved 13pts closer
3. Black Dynomite.........................................41pt back.................moved 34pts closer
4. DMC..........................................................77pts back...............lost 10pts from last week
5. Jackals.......................................................104pts.....................moved 4pts closer
6. Supah P's....................................................134pts......................moved 4pts closer
7. Pleasure Palace...........................................144pt.......................lost 30pts from last week
8. Beach Bums..................................................147pts.....................moved up 6pts
9. Romosexuals.................................................173pts......................moved up 8pts
10. Grahamatrons..............................................245pts.......................lost 45pts

           The big byes are coming up and the leaders are getting closer. Grahamatron and his badly injured team is putting an addition and new gym in the basement tough tough start the rest of the teams are starting to come to form and either rise to the top or come back to the pack!! The angry review is done and hopefully the league will get back to being fun and the trades will level out a little with less panic going on. Week 8 starts tonight and there is a 930 AM game this Sunday. NFLyou serious?? Good luck and lets avoid the injuries. TMX OUT.











(Dont be another victim of Trade Rape - Trade rape leads to Traids!)

Monday, October 20, 2014

Whoa whoa whoa

How do we go from 80 degrees to 38? I mean can't we have a gradual decline?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The Border Cafe is pretty fucking good.
2. Mario has a nice house over there in Saugus.
3. Calnan is learning that cats are not cheap to own.
4. Never call  back those non soliciting gambling numbers.
5. Iced green tea isn't bad.
6. Anything can happen in fantasy football.
7. Not everyone should own a dog or a pet for that matter.
8. Its amazing how a haircut and a shave can make you feel great.
9. There is  no denying that the people of the North shore are a bit out there.
10. Never a dull moment when your BAE is called a pussy by a bombed drunk lady at the bar.
11. When is the right time to turn on your heat?
12. Chrissy has a house full of sick children. But that just means loads of meds for them and shit tons of beers for him.
13. When is Buffalo Wild Wings opening up at the Plaza?
14. There has been a Smiddy sighting, well more like confirmation he is alive via the text but either way.
15. Don't bother texting Brady for a wellness check, she is not all that chatty. More like a plotter of deaths than chatter.
16. I feel that Andy Capp Hot fries may be underrated.
17. Welchie, I really do not know what is being said in that Microsoft tablet commercial.
18. If you are going to eat eggs, how do you not eat runny yolks?
19. Chrissy is putting a road trip to North Carolina together to visit, Flounder. Who is in?
20. Speaking of Flounder, he has become something of a part time travel agent. He can tell you the best times to get flights.
21. Has anyone heard from Jeffrey? Last I heard he was checking out vacation homes on Marthas Vineyard.
22. If you don't have a lucky number then I think you have something wrong with you...just saying.

Bonus Round - this is what I hate right now:
1. Being sick.
2. All things sports related.
3. Snide comments muttered under peoples breaths.
4. Driving to work when its pitch black out.
5. Wearing a belt.


Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Week 6 review

TMX here with your week 6 review!!

Everyone in the league except Romosexuals gained ground on the leader board this week!! Biggest mover is the week winner FYW who jumped from 4th to second and now is just 37 points from the top!! Beachbums put up another solid week as his trades and sticking to Brady seems to be putting them back to their usual top at the spot!! DMC the two trick pony came through and they continue to hang out in the top 3, the Wagon slipped a bit to 4 but still in striking distance. Jackals, Pleasure Palace and Suupahs move closer to the top but stayed 5-7. Romosexuals dropped to 9 and Beachbums moved up to 8, the injury prone Grahamatrons are still locked in the basement for now.  Waiver wire players made big impacts this week and there were two trades DMC (TR??) Vernon Davis and chargers d for Brian Quick and dolphins d with Pleasure Palace and the suddenly desperate Slippery Wizards traded Sproles for the bills D with Jackals. Wes Cash  has not returned yet from Bora Bora so there is onoce again no investigation going on. 

The week went as follows- 1st this week is red hot FYW ( Wes Cash still investigating the super secret meaning with the TMX code crackers) 183pts!! Forte, Luck and TY Hilton all went off for FYW who even dealt with the Ridley injury and had no problem. 2nd this week with 136 was Beachbums riding Brady and newly acquired Lesean McCoy. 3rd place went to DMC with the two trick pony of Rodgers to Jordy ( Wacco for Flacco trying to get in went off for 47 on the bench. BENCH MOB) 4th place was Pleasure Palace ( welcome to having the worse name in the league, you guys sponsored by a sex shop?? Was crazy prison eyes taken?) with 131. Kap and the loaded rb tandem of Nat Gio and Murray did their usual big number thing. 5th place was Black Dynamite aka the wagon with 130. Manning, Marshall and Pats d led the charge. The Bench Mob for Black dynamite put up 130 as well with Newton playing out of his mind. 6th place was SupahP's with 130 - Supah using the wire and great plays of Sanu and J. Bell . 7th place was The Jackals who's ownership quit their day job this week to focus soley on Fantasy football!! Tmx wishes him good luck. Jackals put up 121 on a Brees bye week led by Dalton and top wr brown. Grahamatron finished in 8th putting a respectable 114 up despite getting NEGATIVE points from spiller. Muddy Rivers and hot wire pick up Cousin Oliver carried the team.9th this place was Slippery Wizards whos only decent performer was Demaryius Thomas. Last place this week with 88pts was Romosexuals. Jordan Cameron is back but the rest of the team not so much. This league has turned into you need 115-120 to have an ok week no longer is it 100pts and your good!! Lets make some TMX calls


First up to the winners FYW we give TY Hilton a call after his 223yd 9 rec td performance. Hey TY its  TMX whats good?? " hey TMX so glad to hear from you, I knew you'd call Andrew told me he's sooo smart" Uggh here we go so Andrew Luck playing the smart guy act again?? Anyway great week how'd you get so many yards? " well Andrew went to Stanford and he's so smart he said hey TY run deep i'll throw it to you, you'll get a ton of yards. Guys a genius cuz it worked" So you think cuz Luck is smart and not cuz no one covered you you got all those yards?? " well of course hey TMX hey to cut this short but Andrew is teaching us some 15 syllable words we can use today I gotta run" Uhhm ok TY good luck next week and tell Luck TMX said psuedoantidisestablismentarianisms!!! Sometimes TMX has to show its skinny side!!!!  Next call and hopefully a better one is to last place team Romosexuals bench mob star Ronnie Hillman. Hey Ronnie its TMX whats happening!! " oh TMX whats up!! So happy to be picked up off the wires by an IGGLES disciple who lives by the pick them up play them credo!! Nothing worse than fools picking players up and sitting them" Well Rondog sorry to say you were on the bench this week! " wait what? I was picked up and not played?? Nah  homie tell me he had two rbs who put up 40 burgers? " Well not quite Moreno and that stud Sankey that's all the rage. " TMX rondog is so mad right now, no flex appeal NOTHING??" Afraid not BENCH. " TMX I hope they throw me back out to the waiver wire if they aren't playing me I gave my all for the club" I hear ya buddy guess that's up to the Romosexuals. Later Rondog. " TMX hope you call again and can I get a TMX tshirt" Sure Later Ronnie!!  Well there you have it, players taking the benching personal, cant blame him.

  The season is already in week 7 and the byes are coming in and so are the injuries Cruz, Ridley and Moreno all lost for the season while Sproles, Calvin, Aj and bush still trying to get healthy among other. The waivers will be active again and hopefully so will the trade front.

TMX OUT!

Monday, October 13, 2014

Coumbus Day

Lookie lookie, Derek decided to show up for a holiday. Long Live Amerigo Vespucci!! We aren't named for Columbus people...get with it.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Chrissy is not a fan of Sunday weddings, when he has to work Monday.
2. People apparently are saying Fat Derek was way nicer than Skinny Derek. Uhm still me bro!
3. Calnan is really pushing this Tough Mudder, check in with him to get your assignment of how you should be training.
4. Jeffrey is known blower offer. Kid blows everyone off.
5. I am glad that the Bruins are back - your 2014-2015 Boston Bruins.

6. There is nothing worse than having no zip on the weekends.
7. Kowloon food is legit but man do they want you out of there as soon as you are done eating. No more drinks no more nothing.
8. If you need any projects at your house done MikeyT is becoming quite proficient in all things home remodel.
9. This place has great pizza, http://angeloscoalfiredpizzas.com/ but terrible service.
10. Its not normal that my dog falls down the stairs while trying to walk up them - bum acl.
11. Why is it so difficult to find a comfortable belt?
12. I keep losing my wedding band because it is too loose.
13. Congrats to Suzy and Sean on their wedding.
14. Jeffreys Fan Duel addiction may or may not need an intervention - (888) 830-2271 

BONUS ROUND This is what I am hating right now:
1. Cheap people.
2. Candy Corns.
3. Fantasy football.
4. Warm beers.
5. Mother fuckers who don't text back.