Monday, September 15, 2014

The bet

Soooooo Calnan has challenged me/bet me to see who can lose the most weight in a month. So we start tomorrow and go till October 17th. Total weight loss by percentage. The loser has to pose in a Halloween costume the winner picks out, The pictures will be posted on this blog for 6 months every week.

This is what i learned this week:
1. Chrissy is down to 240 from 248.8 in his biggest loser challenge at Coke.
2. Jeffrey has only been to the Cheesecake factory 3 times.
3. Are they terrible twos or terrors at three because my nephew is a menace.
4. There has been a Lauren Brady sighting, well on Instagram but still a sighting.
5. Rob hates #SelfieSundays.
6. The Ozone is just waiting on his cable and he will officially be a resident of Saugus.
7. Everyone has their own problems, remember that. You may not see them but believe me not everything is the fucking Cosby show.
8. Fantasy football is almost a 24/7 job now a days. I think next year I get in 1 league and thats all.
9. Speaking of fantasy - Pimpin aint Parise is back up and running. After a 2nd and 3rd place finish the last 2 years Ozone and I are taking our hockey talents to ESPN fantasy hockey.
10. Kristins cafe in Braintree is the shit. Best breakfast I have had in some time. It has like 40 different pancakes.
11. Sometimes when my mind wanders it goes all over the map.
12. I have no idea how people deal with having like 5 dogs. I can barely deal with 2.
13. Who the fuck eats orange marmalade?
14. Thanks Stop and Shop for a $32.24 full tank of gas.
15. Does anyone have any suggestions on stretching out your hips?
16. Never ever get unsalted pretzels. Thats just the devil's snack.
17. When are we planning on going to visit Mike Foley in North Carolina?
18. Has anyone seen Bill Smiddy? I asked him to hang out this past week and he no call no showed me.

Thats all I got for now.

Hope you all have a nice week.

I will see most if not all of you at The Kubie crawl this Saturday. Show up in Southie for a good cause.

Monday, September 8, 2014

Lets roll

I am so glad that football is back. Something to watch all day Saturday and all of Sunday.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Never knew Roslindale was 15 minutes from Quincy.
2. I am not all that good at the Can Jam.
3. Sometimes a nice night chilling on your couch is the best thing.
4. Has anyone see Calnan rocking his Michael Sam Cowboy jersey?
5. What is better bar pizza - Cape Cod Cafe, Emmas, Town Spa or the Linwood Cafe?Dont even bring up Santarpios.
6. I have tried the almond milk in my iced coffee. It aint good.
7. Why is it you text Smiddy all week long and he gets back to you maybe once? You know that mother fucker is reading all them messages.
8. What is worse, as an adult, an ear infection or a tooth ache. Either way im crying like a bitch.
9. Running a mile under 12 minutes makes ya feel good.
10. Four  fantasy leagues may be wayyy too many. Like at least 2 too many.
11. I can still not make gravy, to this day. Everytime I try its nasty as fuck.
12. Chrissy started a Biggest Loser Challenge at work. He started 2 weeks ago and weighs in on Monday afternoons. Initial weight - 253.4 and the 1st weigh in was 248.8(last week). I will update it each week so that we can show our support.
13. How come none of you twerps helped Mario with painting his new house? Hope you arent invited to his first BBQ.
14. What is worse than craving a certain food - Chinese food, Mexican food, KFC or anything and then after you eat it you feel so dissatisfied?
15. The 1st supper club of the year was a success. What should be make for next week?
16.Grumpy Whites no longer carries onion rings. So there is no longer a reason to go there.
17. Only 30 days till hockey season but who is counting?
18. Rio has started his PLAYOFF BEARD ALREADY!!(Im sure he will have to shave it off for Cataldos wedding).
19. This new voice to text feature is something. I can literally tape what I want to say and send it along - WATCH OUT WORLD!
20. If you are gonna have a party, make sure you get Tim Barrett on the list. He can and loves to cook up a storm. Dude brought home made kettle corn to Devitos house warming party.
21. Mike Foley is living the high life down in North Carolina.
22. I can not wait for the Fall weather. It makes me happy.

That's all I got for now.

Tuesday, September 2, 2014


Looky looky looky September came roaring in like a mother fucker. Hot as balls out there and the humidity ain't helping.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Hong Kong Dave wants these things wiped off the map:
2. Sun burns suck more than anything but peeling ain't much better.
3. Minot beach in Scituate ain't too shabby. Even though I smashed my ass on the ground.

4. I think turkey burgers get a bad wrap. I mean a good quality turkey burger not some frozen patty.
5. What is harder - running with blisters, running on the sand, running on rocks or running in 91 degree temps.
6. This may sum up why the draft is no longer at Barrett's house:

7. I accidentally left Chrissy off of the #sundayselfie text group this week and I honestly felt bad.
8. Whats the rules for fighting with your mother in law? Do you let it go or do you turn the other cheek? Asking for a friend.
9. If you have seen Flipping Boston, doesn't the English guy Dave, remind you of Smiddy?
10. According to Mike Foley anyone who wants to come down to North Carolina for a quick getaway, he has a 2 bedroom apartment and nothing but time.
11. I am pumped that football is back, both college and the NFL.
12. If you call my phone 100% I am sending you to voicemail. I do not want to chat to anyone. Text a mother fucker.
13. Still Face Book free and actually I love it. Facebook free = stressfree/bullshit free.
14. Ronin may or may not of stretched/strained/pulled but not tore his right rear ACL
15. I have a bet vs Calnan Mike Evans vs Brandin Cooks. NFL NUMBERS FOR $50.
16. Team Salad is still in effect!

Monday, August 25, 2014

Summers almost gone

The last week of August is always the shittiest. Its just a reminder that the summer is basically over and traffic will be back in full effect next week.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Timmy Barrett and his wife are having a baby girl in January. Congrats. I am taking January 11th in the pool.
2. I think Smiddy is still trying to make it to the draft.
3. A free Mavado watch is a nice score. Right Jeffrey?
4. I may be addicted to fantasy football drafts. I can not wait to draft for Rustys team. Then I am going to Marios draft Sunday night.
5. Ever want to just throat punch someone?
6. If you can give to help needy children down the cape
7. Go big or go home -

8. Scotty really hates the group texts. LIKE DEATH THREATS HATES.
9. I hate shopping. I never realized it until Friday night. I just like to buy things and move on. I don't need to be meandering around.
10. Jeffrey only wants hot dogs made of pork, beef and turkey. No all beef for that kid.
11. Officially off the Face Books. Me and Mark Welch just living off line.
12. Mario is closing on his house on Wednesday. Painting party to follow.
13. Miller High Life or Busch Light?
14. Legit question : do people still play board games?

Thats all I got.

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Im back

We can just start with this lovely song:

Because lets face it, you all missed my my dumb ass ramblings.

This is what I learned while away from a computer for 2 weeks:
1. Still not missing FB and may actually deactivate my account. Its kind of like living off the social media grid. I now know how Bear Grylls feels.
2. Taking a 2 year old to the movies is not my best idea ever.
3. Fantasy football season is here. Already had 1 draft and can't wait for the next.
4. Is there anything better than a month with 5 pay days in it?
5. Pretty sure I put an Indian through college with all the money I dropped at Foxwoods.
6. Some people do some dumb shit when they are drunk. Maybe its funny at the time but man is it dumb.
7. Justin "Jaydisco" Brennick is selling his house if you know anyone interested in it:
8. I know that people are bitching about the Ice Bucket challenge, Thanks MikeyT for donating, but you can not bitch about the results: 16 million raised so far. Calnan have yet to see your video or receipt for a donation.
9. Rumor has it Mike Layden bought a NH summer vacation spot.
10. Mike Foley does not and will not attend any type of going away party.
11. Moving is not fun but moving in the rain is even less fun.
12. Have you ever thought someone was stronger was physically stronger than they actually were?
13. Congrats to my uncle Steven "Willie" Whitley on becoming a grandfather. Also congrats to my cousin Stevie Lee on her daughter Dylan.
14. Mario is closing next week on his first house. Cant wait for the 1st bash!! Drinking shoes are shined.
15. I tried the 2 ingredient banana pancakes. Pretty much the grossest thing ever. Tasted like banana flavored scramble eggs.
16. When is Calnan going to start stepping up his #sundayselfie game?
17. How come Riccio hasn't invited us up to his Hampton Beach Real world house? Are we not friends?
18. Speaking of Riccio, I don't know who gives me more shit for not updating the blog, him or Chrissy.
19. How can people bitch that it was 56 degrees this morning? I love the Fall weather.
20. ADSL fantasy football draft is this Saturday at 3:00 At the South Side tavern. Come on down for some laughs. Lets guess how many Patriots players Big Show drafts.
21. Cuddling with your brother is not the least bit weird, right? I mean no homo.
22. Is this Red Sox season over yet?
23. Can someone explain to me, in simple terms, what the fuck is going on in Ferguson? Calnan basically said that America is broken.
24. Jeffrey makes fun of me for still playing words with friends. Most likely because I don't have any friends.
25. How did you guys let me go so long rocking a goatee? I mean honestly I looked like a super douche in some pictures!!

Hope to see some of you in my drunken stupor on Saturday.

PS Has anyone heard or seen Supah P since he got hot and heavy with his new lady?

Monday, August 4, 2014

Summer summer summer

Its already August and the summer is almost done. That makes me a sad Panda. WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Who would want to steal Paddy Calnans identity?
2. It is totally normal for a bartender to ask you if you are driving after having 17 beers, right?
3. Guardians of the Galaxy was awesome.
4. Why is it such a big deal when I don't wear a hat? I clean up ok.
5. Red Sox this and Red Sox that. They suck just get over it.
6. I have said it a million times, I do not understand why everyone gets all giddy about Patriots training camp but thank god football is back.
7. What is the deal with all this Ebola? I mean really should we be bringing that here.
8. Nothing worse than ripping one of your favorite pairs of underwear.
9. Everyday when I walk my dogs, I refuse to take my cell phone. Its the most quiet time of the day.
10. Being off Facebook is quite nice. It is great for the mind and the soul. Now if I could not check Twitter as much.
11. Derek's ding and dents moving company is looking to hire some part time summer help. Apply within.
12. Never again will I own 2 big ass dogs at the same time. I love em both but still uggh.
13. It is harder to cut cheese out than I thought it would be. I mean who wants a hamburger?
14. In grown hairs are by far the worst things out there. Especially in the neck area.
15. When you have lots and lots of shit on your mind and can not shut it off, is that a form of insanity?
16. If you don't like strawberry shortcake we can not be friends. Dead serious.
17. Who has a fantasy football draft at Foxwoods? Guess my other league is.
18. Is there a more freaky feeling than when your eye is twitching for no apparent reason?
19. Im debating giving up coffee? Good idea or bad?
20. When is everyone available to grab Fire and Ice for brunch?

You bitches know I am on vacation next week so I will do my best to update this thing.

PS when is Mike Foleys going away soiree?

Monday, July 28, 2014

Holy Lord! August is almost here

I have always heard the saying that as you get older the years move by faster but fuck me, this year is flying by. Its like two weeks ago we were all bitching about snow, then last week we were looking forward to the July 4th cookouts and now its like damn the summer is half over.

This is what I learned over the past weekend:
1. I can not comprehend working the over night shift as a regular shift. It is just not normal.
2. How long do you think you could unplug from social media - Twitter, Face book, Instagram and all the others? I say you cant last a week.
3. The food sucks at Beer works.
4. Mike G is alive and kicking.  He made a rare Massachusetts appearance on Saturday night.
5. Congrats to the Chiefdude on his official divorce.
6. Has anyone heard from Julie Nickerson? I hope she is okay. Its been a while and I know Chrissy gets sentimental about the girl who gave him his 1st hand job.
7. I love how everyone wants to go to New Orleans but no one will  commit. Whatever I am going even if I have to go solo.
8. It seems like there hasn't been any really good movies to come out this year.
9. You know you have really bad handwriting when you can't read your own even though you just wrote something down.
10. How come some people have issues with personal space? Like I dont need you invading my personal area when I am on the computer or the phone or am just talking to you in general.
11. Thoughts on your friend having a joint co-ed bachelor/bachelorette party? If you are in the wedding can you refuse?
12. What is the deal with poison ivy? Like can some people touch it and not break out or what?
13. It takes sunlight an average of 8 minutes and 20 seconds to travel from the Sun to the Earth.
14. Man Nanaca crash is on the android. I used to love playing that game for hours back in the day.

That is all I have for now. If you see my brother Ryan Friday wish him a happy 29th birthday.

Monday, July 21, 2014

Cancer Sucks

If this story doesn't hug at your heart strings you are basically an asshole. #Cancersucks

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I may be getting too old for a 3 day bender.
2. Chrissy and Calnan may know too much about WWE movies.
3. Just bring your baby to the bar - no big deal:

4. Its always fun to meet random people from other states who just come to Boston to get wrecked. Always!
5. Hey TK I met the Sacred Heart University wrestling coach. He loves to booze. You would of been proud.
6. Some days it is better to be the lion than it is to be the lamb.
7. I have no idea or clue why my face is so dry in the summer.
8. Friday night Redsox games on the Monster are where its at.
9. Would you rather a vacation house on a lake in NH or a beach house down the Cape?
10. Fantasy football draft order is done. Now we just gotta figure out a venue to check out Welchies hot dress.
11. Chrissy hates tank tops but loves sleeveless muscle shirts.
12. I still really dont understand Snapchat.
13. Apparently, Jaydisco has teabagged Phil Mickelsons golf shoes before. Let that sink in.
14. New Orleans is booked. October 30th - November 3rd. Come on down.
15. What are the rules on planting things at a grave site. If you plant something are you responsible for upkeep on it?
16. There are so many different words for vagina and dick that its quite amazing.
17. Anyone up for a house painting party? The exterior. Beers and Pizza if you help or cash if you do it solo.
18. Jogging with 2 dogs while hung over is probably not one of my very best ideas this year. Dry heave city baby!!

Thats it for now.

Monday, July 14, 2014

Back again

I am back from vacation and fully refreshed, so lets bang out a black jack sized list - 21 mother fuckers!

This is what I learned while I was away:
1. Steven Whitley purchased his 1st 30 pack of his life. Back when he was drinking you could only get a case.
2. I guess today is National socialization day. I socialize every day.
3. The dating game is tough now a days. I think I would totally dominate the Match scene.
4. Congrats to Mike " Flounder" Foley on his job down in North Carolina. The things we do for our kids.
5. Fucking Matt Talieri, all that cross fit has me hood winked. Kid swan dove over this pool for $30( I laid next to the pool to show how long it was).

6. Hendu still gets to lay the pipe!
7. They are killing off comic book Archie? He will be getting shot taking a bullet for his gay best friend.
8. Have you seen Pawnography? Pretty sure you can dominate it.
9. Chrissy says he can go to New Orleans, Chrissys wife says other wise.
10. The Silent Funneler's bachelor party is in Atlantic City in September, did you get your invite?
11. It is always great to get a new cell phone.
12. Padraig "Mr North Shore" Calnan has been summering down in Sandwich. He says the Cape is not the south shore.
13. I am not the only person who wakes up with random bruises, right?
14. Has anyone heard from CVG? Chrissy is very worried about him.
15. Dealing with family drama is always fun. AND I MEAN ALWAYS!
16. Calnan how is operation bring back hand jobs coming along? Its been months.
17. Do people really get upset when they don't get mentions on the blog?
18. It is pretty early but people are already bullshit talking about fantasy football, come on Rob!
19. Do not try the southwest steak burrito from Dunks. NASTY!
20. The Southewick Zoo is legit. Lots to do with little children.
21. Iggles is moving, where no one knows but rumor has it he is leaving Mass.

As always I am sure I forgot way more than remembered.

Monday, June 30, 2014


Its July 4th week, that means fireworks, bbqs and sun tans. Remember suns out guns out when you are drinking to 'Merica!!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Apparently Jeffrey believes he looks like Luke Bryan.
2. Thanks again Jebby and the entire Chipman clan for yet another great Pig roast.

3. Are you supposed to hurt the day after getting a massage?
4. The #Sundayselfies are really taking off.
5. The cookout season is upon us and that means the coolers packed

6. How many Best friends can ya have?
7. Can you give up anal on the 1st date? Is that even legal?
8. Chrissy really knows how to pick out a great steak.
9. Zac Brown Band was awesome I would 100% see them again.

10. Fake boobs - what is your take? Yes? No? Depends? Who cares? You know what my daddy always said "more than a mouthful is a wasteful".
11. I like vicariously through Jaydisco's dating stories. I love them.
12. Cloyd River t shirts are the shit.
13. Smiddys not giving up on these Boston Red Sox and neither should you.
14. It takes 2 weeks to get a pretty decent beard.
15. Jeffrey and Chrissy are both being bitches about getting another tattoo.
16. Smiddy and Folan have yet to go to Twin Rivers.
17. Why is it, when you talk to people about making some sort of plans they are all gung ho and in but when it comes to paying for tickets or actually going through with the plans there are a million excuses.
18. People are really upset with the Celtics picks this year.

See you guys the 5th or the 6th.

Monday, June 23, 2014

I am back

Yes I did not update the blog last week. I was on vacation!! That means a vacation from this blog as well.

This is what I learned the last few weeks:
1. My grays are coming in fast and furiously.
2. We raised $1040 for Dana Farber. I have 23 shirts left over if anyone wants to buy one/donate.
3. There is not much to do in Oak Ridge, Tenn. Knoxville is another story -$.25 beers, Yes Please!
4. Staining a deck is a pain in the balls.
5. Jeffrey is really stepping up his selfie game.
6. Don't forget that Jebs family pig roast is this Saturday.
7. Smiddy really really wants off the group texts guys.
8. Folan is killing it at the ABG.
9. Congrats to Welchie and Brighto on winning the State dart title - C division. They are now moving on up to B. If anyone wants to try out.
10. I am a top notch gift giver.
11. Nothing worse than missing spots while putting on sun screen. My feet and toes are burned up.
12. Do you have friends that when they talk all you hear is Charlie Browns teacher?
13. The Coors light Summer Brew is shit! Not the shit just shit.
14. Babies love to eat sand. There isn't much you can do about that.
15. I fucking hate Wal-mart. HATE IT and the people who shop there.
16. Folan is trying to bring back overalls with one strap down. Good luck Folan.
17. There was a Mark Welch and Mike Layden sighting on Saturday night. Both are doing great.
18. Cook out at my house on July 5th. All are welcome. Ill have food you bring beers. Oh and if you are afraid of dogs, I have 2. Whatever food is left over there will also be a cookout July 6th.
19. Jeffrey is rocking a new truck.
20. It doesn't cost anything to be nice and smile every once and a while.
21. People were disappointed that Riccio didn't show for the crawl.
22. If you were wondering yes I am still rocking a mustache.
23. Mario and Smiddy are both off of FB.
24. Talking/texting in 3rd person is always fucking funny.

That is all for now. See ya Saturday at the Pig roast.

Monday, June 9, 2014

Game time is pain time

Well the Pubcrawl is this Saturday lets hope everyone is finalizing their staches.
This is the 1st time weathergged from my phone in a welcome time.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Chrissy is ready

2. You can still get after it at a 1 year old birthday party.
3. I believe in 2nd, 3rd and even 4th cif youances.
4. Cheesecake Factory or Joes American bar and grill.
5. Who wants in on project "Step up ya selfie game"?
6. Sometimes you just need a 12 pack and some nice weather to make your day complete.
7. If anyone needs some pub crawl t shirts this week. Hit Katie up she knows where they are at.
8. Rio is putting a trip to Finland together if anyone is interested.
9. Has anyone heard from Welchie or Jeffrey? Both seemed to have fallen off the face of the earth.
10. Congrats to the Heightz Boyz on their second straight MMDL championship.
11. Supah P is living life down in Pembroke. Got a dog named Dexter and rumors he may be bringing a lady to the crawl.
12. CVG is out gallavanting on his friends boat, pretty sure I didnt get a damn invite.
13. William J Smiddy is anti bullying. He is a champion of the people.
14. You can not put ice cream cake the fridge to keep it from melting.
15. Window or isle seat?
16. Riccio told me you can join the half mile high club if you jerk off in the airplane bathroom.

I'm sorry if there are any punctuation or spelling mistakes. It is kind of difficult to blog on his little ass screen.

Btw - Chrissy you are welcome

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

June is here

Look, June finally shows up and so does the nice weather. Coincidence? I think not! Now lets work on our tans.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Peggy O'Niels looks forward to Chrissy showing up more and more each year.
2. Jeffrey can not bounce back like he used to. The kid is working on a 4 day hangover.
3. Another year, another Dot day:

4. Congrats to Uncle Willie on another Dot Day bowl off win, beating MikeyT by 2 pins and me by 3.
5. I heard that divorces come in fours. So here is to all my family and friends going through rough patches.
6. I had heard rumors of Buffalo Wild wings in Brockton being a train wreck but I was there Friday and they seem to be on top of their game.
7. If you need a MPC 7 shirt before the actual day, then make plans to meet up before next Monday. I am away all next week.
8. We have all been there, bombed liking everyones shit on FB. Hey Drunk happens.
9. What do you do when a contractor has tools stolen from in front of your house?
10. Some days I just don't give a fuck.
11. This walking cough/cold/chest congestion is going around. I can not seem to kick it.
12. Low fat cheese is garbage. I would rather use less regular cheese or no cheese. GARBAGE!
13. Now Chrissy is trying to work out going to Austin City limits music festival. He is working the birthday angle with his wife.  ITS EFFING PEARL JAM ON YOUR BIRTHDAY - ENOUGH SAID!
14. This may be the 1st summer in 10 years that I didn't have a wedding to go to. 2014 the year of Hope!
15. The older I get the more I realize its all the little things in life that make you smile and all those smiles add up to making your happy.
16. You guys all know I take the day after Dot day off its like my own holiday. So suck it, that the blog wasn't up yesterday.
17. The turn out doesn't seem to be as high in past years for the MPC7. Spread the word. I mean we are drinking for a cause.
18. There is nothing better than a day off and not doing a fucking thing. The biggest decision you have for the day is what movie you should watch when you get out of bed and move ya ass to the couch.

Thanks. I will try to blog next week but I will be in a training. Maybe Chrissy would like to give an insight on things he learned.

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Are you ready?

Dot day is less than a week away. I hope you guys are ready. Stretch your legs and stretch your livers.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Kids need naps. If there is no nap then it is crank city.
2.. A root canal may be more pleasant than an over night shift.
3. I heard if your girl aint going down on you, barge into the bathroom when she is taking a pee and put ya penis in her mouth. Its like a reverse blumpkin.
4. The new X-men film is ok. I thought it would be better.
5. Nothing worse than being hangry.
6. No one wants to go to Austin City limits music festival with me. Whomp Whomp Whomp.
7. Old bitter ladies should not own dogs especially little dogs.
8. There is nothing worse than being sick when the weather is nice.
9. Sniffing Adderall is still all the rage huh?
10. Cookout at my place July 5th. Come on down.
11. People do not like celery in their potato salad, lesson learned.
12. I am invited to cookout just so that I will man the grille.

I am sorry to cut it short but this crazy weather is making work hectic.

Monday, May 19, 2014

Dot day is coming

Just a friendly reminder dot day is only 2 weeks away. I know Dot Out is waiting to see what Chrussy comes up with this year.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. KKaties burger bar in Plymouth is fucking legit. I gave it a 9 out of 10. Apparently they just opened another location in Marshfield.
2. I can not grow grass for the life of me.
3. Booze cruises are always a great time and booze cruises for charity are even better.
4. Be careful out there this summer the ticks are out and they are bad.
5. The new Spiderman movie is pretty good, so what if my wife cried 3 times during it.
6. I hate feeling rushed. It goes hand and hand with being late.
7. Bud heavy is not bad at all. Its 100% better than warm Bud Light.
8. Mario has shaved off his man beard.
9. Jeffreys looking for some help with leasing a car vs buying a car. Any help?
10. Patron shots are never a great idea.
11. Be careful around hot mozzarella sticks. Shits dangerous.
12. I can not believe that memorial day is this weekend. This year is flying by.
13. Apparently I share/overshare too much on Facebook. Hey its FB if you take it too serious that's on you.
Stalk on Stalkers!
14. Congrats to the Welch's on adopting a dog, now if they could only come together on a name.
15. I heard this am that the Red Sox owners are starting to panic because no one is going to their games. UHM your product is not good right now and you charge crazy prices based on opponent. Good luck with that.
16. There is nothing worse than a migraine at work.

This is all I have this week.

I hope to see you all at Jeffreys cookout Sunday. I will be the drunk guy coming off an over night shift, probably passed out in the corner.

Monday, May 12, 2014

Let the good times roll

The Bruins are up 3-2 and game 6 is tonight. Lets do this.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. There is always more to the story.
2. I guess Jeffrey doesn't even like curry.
3. Julian loves rice.
4. Who watched TV in low def? I mean really its just  barbaric.
5. Wu-tang clan still ain't nothing to fuck with.
6. Pub crawl shirts are and in and Mikey T is moving units.
7. Michael Sam did you have to go full boyfriend make out? I mean straight people aren't do that.
8. I don't trust people who don't nap.
9. Has anyone seen Lauren Brady? Last I heard she was moving to Alaska.
10. Anyone know of any tricks to staining a deck so it doesn't look choppy?
11. My WWF is not working all the time. It freezes up on me and boots me out constantly. Basically I hate its face.
12. Calnan is looking to bring back girls giving hand jobs. He wants an old fashion and he wants it now.
13. Speaking of Calnan, he hates Chrissy's reviews. He thinks that he doesn't put any heart and soul into them.
14. Shimmi is back and living in Norton. He plans on having a new a huge bash, as soon as his grass grows in. #newbuildproblems
15. How is it the Charlie Horse has $1 burgers on Tuesdays and $1.99 Miller Lite every day, and I just am finding out.
16. Some times it feels like there is not enough hours in a week.
17. Ever have a cold/cough that just never goes away.
18. Booze Cruise this Saturday in Plymouth to raise money for the Nstar Children's hospital walk.


Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Bone Yard Barbecue

Here is a review from one Christian Daniel MacPhail (I edited it as best I could as he sent it via text)

I checked out last night with my buddies, David and Scott, on the recommendation from a couple of guys at work.  I apologize in advance, as I forgot to take photos for this review.
On Monday's they have $.30 wings.  Its a small dive bar with a few tv's and plenty of different beers on tap(you know I love drafties). They had plenty of sauces to choose from for your wings.  I of course went with their hottest, which had a decent flavor. I was tempted to try the bacon buffalo though because I mean who fucking doesn't like bacon.  Maybe next time.

At first I was thrown off by their "rule" of only ordering 10 at a time.  I get you don't want people ordering a shit ton and then taking them home but I thought 10 was ridiculous.  I quickly found out it was the perfect number.  The wings came out fast.  They were big wings with a little bit of breading (I don't mind breading as long as there is not a pound of it). But being big they were cooked perfectly.   As soon as we were half way through the waitress asked if we wanted more.  We all said yes.  They came out before we were done
 with our first round. Its definitely a place I would recommend and go to again if I was in the Seekonk area.

It just sucks that I found another good wing joint that's just a little too far from me. If anyone is up for a road trip keep me in mind.

On a side note we were all chatting about how we have more time to grow our staches for a bit longer now that the Mustache Pub Crawl is in June. Scott has been saying that this is the year he was going, that he may be handing out mustache rides to a lucky lady but now he seems to be backing out. What gives Scottie?

Monday, May 5, 2014

Sunny days

Lets get weird, It is Cinco Demayo Bitches!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Jeffrey crossed Club Alex's off his bucket list. He will not be returning.
2. Mario is getting too old to be playing in weekend hockey tournaments. His body doesn't handle it well.
3. It seems to me that the WWE doesn't really care about some of their PPV's
4. Watching two 3 year olds, even with the help of your wife, can be trying at time. ONE LOVE TO STAY AT HOME MOMS!
5. The MPC 7 t shirts should be in this week.
6. Really, who gives the 3 finger lobster wave?
7. The NHL should be ashamed of themselves for a 12:30 playoff game.
8. My cell phone battery is literally dieing within 3 hours of being unplugged.
9. Chrissy killing 3 mixed drinks and a beer for $20.75 at the Chinese joint was the best thing about Sunday.
10. I have received more letters, emails and calls about the impending changes to the FEMA flood changes than I have about anything else ever in life.
11. Have you ever coughed so much that your hurt your back? Asking for a friend.
12. Watching tv and falling asleep for a 20 minute nap is both the best thing in the world and the weirdest feeling when you wake up in a daze.
13. Tom Brady are you serious with the hot air balloon?
14. I am giving people 3 years. I am gonna make it to the Derby for my 40th. Chrissy start saving your $10 a week now.
15. NBA, I still hate you but 5 game 7's in 2 days ain't too shabby.
16. Feed your lawn, FEED IT!
17. Hey Red Sox hows that tiered pricing going? I'm seeing an awful lot of empty seats at these games.
18. Cheese ball is a part time mason.

That is all I have for now. As always, try to stay sober and I will do my best to keep you updated.

Friday, May 2, 2014

The Top 50 Restaurants on the South Shore

Chief dude wanted me to post this for Calnan, since he loves the South Shore so MUCH!

The Top 50 Restaurants on the South Shore of Mass

Seafood, Italian, American, and more south of Boston

These are in no certain order. If you're looking for a new great restaurant to try out on the South Shore, this list will give you plenty of ideas. From bars to taverns to Thai to seafood to tapas, this list does not discriminate. If you have a restaurant to add or comment on, feel free to leave a comment at the bottom of the page!
The South Shore is heavy on Italian food, pizza, seafood, Chinese, and "new American." Chains are included in this list, based on popularity and online reviews.
  1. Hola - Flatbreads and tapas in Marshfield Center.
  2. Ember - Contemporary American in Marshfield.
  3. Scarlet Oak Tavern - Tavern and restaurant in Hingham.
  4. Arthur & Pat's - Great breakfasts in Brant Rock, but they serve dinner, too.
  5. Christina's - Italian food and amazing desserts in Pembroke.
  6. Venus 2 - Bar pizza and oceanfront dining, straight up fried seafood in Brant Rock. (Also try Venus in Whitman - even better). 
  7. Atlantica - Limited hours but a stupendous view in Cohasset Harbor.
  8. Sushi Joy - Located in Colony Place, off Route 44 in Plymouth. One of Plymouth's best voted restaurants.
  9. Alden Park - Seafood, sandwiches, desserts, and more at Colony Place.
  10. Strawberry Fair Restaurant - Awesome sandwiches, homemade soups, and specialties at Queen Anne's Corner, Norwell.
  11. Mia Regazza - In Abington, named the South Shore's best Italian restaurant by South Shore Living Magazine.
  12. Barker Tavern - Dining at its best in Scituate. Consistently high ratings.
  13. Tosca's - Excellent, authentic Italian food, homemade breads, and a massive wine selection in Hingham.
  14. East Bay Grille - The perfect view of Plymouth Harbor, specializing in seafood and steaks.
  15. The Fours - A nice sports bar in Norwell with great club sandwiches.
  16. Fox & Hound Wood Grill and Tavern - One of Quincy's most visited bars and taverns.
  17. Tuscany Tavern - Located in North Plymouth on 3A, very quaint, but very good Italian dishes.
  18. The Milepost Tavern Restaurant - Reasonable prices and a local's favorite in Duxbury.
  19. Red Lion Inn - Its own restaurant and tavern on site in Cohasset.
  20. Roobar - Located in Cordage Park, North Plymouth. Good seafood and pizza.
  21. Rustic Kitchen - New American cuisine in Hingham at Derby Street.
  22. Sabor - Upscale Spanish food, seafood, desserts and tapas in downtown Plymouth. 
  23. Union Brew House - Great pizza, bar food, and over 100 bottled beers in Weymouth.
  24. El Sarape - One of the South Shore's best Mexican restaurants, in the Landing, Braintree.
  25. Cancun - Run by a family with roots in San Diego, this is a great Mexican restaurant in Kingston.
  26. Persy's - Great breakfasts in several locations, including Plymouth and Kingston.
  27. Bella's Italian Restaurant - One of the South Shore's best known Italian restaurants, right off Route 3 in Rockland.
  28. Legal Sea Foods - A chain, yes, but it still has some of the best seafood consistently on the South Shore.
  29. Beijing House - Touted by many as the South Shore's best Chinese food restaurant.
  30. Burtons Grill - Contemporary American cuisine at the Derby Street Shoppes in Hingham.
  31. Summer Shack - A chain of seafood restaurants with one location at Derby Street Shoppes, Hingham.
  32. Burgers at Wild Willy's, Wahlburgers, Five Guys, or KKatie's.
  33. Blue Eyed Crab Grill and Raw Bar - You'll love this Caribbean influenced seafood on Plymouth waterfront.
  34. Patrizia's Italy Trattoria - Authentic Northern Italian cuisine right next to the Blue Eyed Crab.
  35. Sea Dog Brew Pub (Hull) - Waterfront dining with a view of the Boston Harbor Islands and city skyline!
  36. The Cheesecake Factory - At Braintree's South Shore Plaza, this place is always packed.
  37. Johnny Macaroni's - A little further away in E. Bridgewater, this has great sandwiches and reliably good food.
  38. Ecco Trattoria - Northern Italian dining on Route 18 in Weymouth.
  39. Solstice Restaurant - Fresh ingredients and an eclectic menu make this Kingston's most popular restaurant.
  40. Jake's Seafood Restaurant (Hull) - A gigantic menu of seafood to choose from, this is one of Hull's best restaurants to choose from.
  41. Satuit Tavern - On many top restaurants lists, this features seafood, pizza, and char-broiled goodness in Scituate.
  42. Orta Restaurant - Located on Route 53 in Pembroke (next to the 139 split) this Italian restaurant is a Pembroke favorite.
  43. Cafe Strega - Great Yelp reviews for this Plymouth Center Italian restaurant.
  44. Mama Mia's (Carver) - While all locations are good, this one seems to be better. 
  45. Bertucci's - Locations in Plymouth, Braintree, and Hingham. The Plymouth location is the quietest.
  46. New Tokyo Japanese Restaurant - Hibachi and Japanese food off of Long Pond Road, Plymouth.
  47. Siam Cuisine - There aren't many Thai restaurants on the South Shore, so if you're going to give one a try, this could be it! Great reviews.
  48. Haddad's Ocean Cafe - Located in Brant Rock, an impressive new building overlooking the coast with fresh seafood.
  49. Tennessee's Real BBQ - One of the few Southern cooking restaurants. Located in Braintree near Shaws.
  50. Square Cafe American Bistro (Hingham) - "Modern American with French Asian influence" cuisine in Hingham Square.

Monday, April 28, 2014

May may may

Hello Spring, where are you? Spring has sprung my balls!! Rain and rain, cold and cold, and blah blah blah.

This is what i learned this weekend:
1.We need more Sean Riccio in all our lives.
2. Calnan, the champion of civil rights, is on his way to LA to boycott the Clippers.
3. Life is all about mistakes: how many you make, how many you avoid and how you deal with them.
4. How many people are going broke from these $30 scratchies?
5. This is my fancy bartender/wedding look (I clean up well):

6. People are raging about Wegmans opening on Rt 9. Get there people. The place is the fucking shit!
7. Grass seed is not cheap. Not cheap at all.
8. Congrats to Mark and Cathleen on their wedding. Hope those 2 kids are having fun in Jamaica.
9. The past few days I have just felt out of it. Like my head is in the clouds. I hope that I am not getting sick.
10. After some confusion over the "artwork" for the MPC shirts, the shirts have been ordered.
11. Oh looky looky, the Bruins are in the second round of the playoffs and everyones hopping back on the band wagon. Bunch of fair weather fucks.
12. The buffalo chicken bowl at the Baseball Tavern is awesome. Chopped up buffalo chicken over french fries covered in blue cheese.
13. Never ever a bad meal at the original Pizzeria Regina.
14. Is there anything worse than heart burn?
15. Jebby tells me 2 bananas a day will cure all your stomach issues and pooping issues.
16. Little kids love to party at weddings.
17. Does anyone know a landscaper? TK is looking for one.
18. Holy shit trees are expensive.