Tuesday, May 26, 2015

That escalated quickly

I hope that everyone had a nice memorial day weekend. It seems as though we had 1 week of spring and now we are right into the summer.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. A sunburn on the tops of your feet is by far the worst place.
2. The Mustache Pub Crawl shirts are in. So far I have sold 4, if you want one before the crawl let me know and Ill meet up with ya.

3. Upcycling is all the rage right now huh?
4. Putting together a swing set is a 5 hour job.

5. Never under estimate the amount of food Chrissy will have at  his cookout.
6. When in Rome:

7. Hope everyone made it back from the Cape with all that traffic.
8. Joe Q smashed his phone so he lost all his numbers. If you need him send him a text.
9. CVG is no longer working at the Home Depot. He is selling real estate, wonder why Jason Foley didn't use him to sell his Quincy place?
10. I had turkey hot dogs and they are not bad but they aren't really healthy either so they are kind of a waste.
11. Chrissy is in for trivia every 3rd Thursday. Just in case you guys want to join team Whiskey Dick.
12. Do you think Alison is nervous all weekend long when Chrissy is at home watching both kids?

That is all I have time for today.

Monday, May 18, 2015

Is it June yet?

Good old Tom Kelly made his way back to the Raynham race track this weekend. It took him a while but the kid was betting Trifectas and Superfectas like it was 1987 all over again.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Stuffed peppers are under rated as a meal.
2.What? No that's not a time machine that's TK's house phone:


3. My second go round with sausage making went 100% better than my 1st.
4. Congrats to Lauren Brady on the 39 mile breast cancer walk. Gotta save the boobies.
5. The MPC shirts will be in next week if anyone wants to buy theirs early.
6. Chris Leaden is pretty good with the trivia.
7. Chrissy may be planning a trip to the Belmont stakes to witness greatness and a triple crown winner.
8. Rumor, and that is all it is at this time a rumor, has it Jeffrey may be making a rare Thursday night drinking appearance this week.
9. Speaking of trivia, team Whiskey Dick, came in 4th out of 24 teams. We celebrated with shots!
10. It's always a good time when Mike Foley squeezes you in for a few beers. I do not know how the economy of North Carolina survived with him up here for a weekend though.
11. Home Depot is increasingly becoming the same as BJ's. Every time you go in there you are dropping at least $150.
12. Jason "Big Show" Foley is selling his 2 family house in Quincy for $550,000 is you know anyone looking for that type of investment.
13. Guess who is going to Dot day? Thomas Gerard Kelly!!
14. The ticks are out in full force people. Check ya pets.
15. I think I may be cancelling the WWE network. Not really feeling it.
16. The new $30 tickets do not seem to be paying that well, or at least I am not hitting.

Don't forget Jeb's pig roast on June 27th to raise money.

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

The Chipman Family Pig roast is back

2nd Generation Chipman Family Pig Roast - Saturday, June 27th.

 Not sure if you guys heard but Jeb's mom passed suddenly from cancer.





They are doing things a little bit different this year, it is now a fund raiser for a nursing scholarship that the Chipman's have set up in their moms name.  Spread the word, the more the merrier. Plus we are family friendly.

There will be a band playing, a bigger pig, 4 kegs, raffles, door prizes, as always bean bag toss....and a great time for a great cause.



*Recently we came to an agreement with The Cornerstone Band!  They are a brand new 4 piece Raggae band hailing from the south shore of Boston, MA; featuring Jackson Wetherbee, Nicholas Asta, Johnny Alves, and Mark King!  As if you needed another reason to attend this all star fun fest!*


Anyone interested in going or wanting to donate text - Jeb 781-626-1712 or me.

#FUCKCANCER

Monday, May 11, 2015

It is open season...

To throat punch anyone who complains about the heat. Make sure you make it count.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Jeffrey really loves his snap chat. The kid wont text you back but he will snap the shit out of a bag of chips.
2. My foray into homemade sausage is moving along quite nicely. So far my 1st batch didn't have enough fat I guess. It is a learning process.
3. The siding job is complete, little before and after:




4. I hope everyone has started their staches. The Pub crawl shirts have been ordered.
5. Who knew that grinders are so damn expensive.
6. How did I just find out that Rio was on MTVs the Grind back in 2000?
7. Fiore in the North End is pretty good but what kind of place shuts down at midnight?
8. If its not one thing its another when owning a house.
9. Jeffrey just found out about the "minivan" - 2 in the front and 5 in the back. The Shocker is so 90's.
10. We all have that one friend who says yes to everything you ask them to do but always backs out last minute or totally blows you off right?
11. I do not know if it is just because I am getting older but I am really digging on Bud Heavy.
12. Mikey T hates Google. Can you even hate google?
13. Ladies Padraig Calnan is single ready to mingle. He is 30 and flirty.
14. Is there anything more fun than sneaking shots when you are out in a big group?

Remember to pass along the Mustache Pub Crawl date of June 20th. I mean it has only been on the blog for a year but what the hell.



Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Cinco De Mayo

I hope everyone gets their Tuesday night drinking on tonight. Its Mother fucking Cinco De Mayo!! And if you don't drink the worm at the bottom of the tequila, well then you are a pussy.

This is what I learned while I was off:
1. If you work for Lauren Brady - she will "manage you up or manage you out". She is an ax man for a bank, basically she comes in and cleans up, oh and FIRES YOU! Oh you have 3 kids...I DON'T CARE.
2. Still do not get snap chat at all but 193 people follow me so I have that going for me.
3. Padraig Calnan just wants me to post dogs of the week and add new content to this blog.
4. Now that Chrissy has his phone back he plans on writing Uber Updates, stories from his weekend pick ups. Lets see how long this lasts.
5. I forgot how much fun the track is. If anyone wants to go to the track for the Preakness, let me know, I have a $45 winner burning a hole in my pocket.
6. The new $30 scratch tickets suck.
7. Who knew that Google Chrome had a remote access tool?
8. Rumor has it after much soul searching, Julie Nickerson is coming home in August.
9. Don't forget to get your free breakfast tacos today at Taco bell from 7-11 today.
10. I don't know who it takes longer to recover from a night of drinking; Jeffrey or Rob.
11. I thought I was going to have to miss Dot day for my nephews christening but guess what that was changed to June 21st - the Christening. Christ does love me!
12. Avengers: Age of Ultron was a pretty bad ass movie.
13. Stripping paint off an old door is hard arduous work.
14. I did not get to watch the fight of the century but I heard it sucked.
15. Red Sox nation we are in May now and I don't see a Brian Rose or a Jeff Suppan coming up to save this season.
16. The Olde Bostonian has lots of pieces from old houses if you are looking for anything.
17. Would the Mustache Pub Crawl work for you guys on June 20th?
18. I could go the rest of my life without ever having to paint anything ever again.

Monday, April 27, 2015

May is coming

I know the old saying goes the older you get the faster the years go by but man is this year if flying. It is like someone has the foot on the gas and the speedometer is pinned.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Rio is 100000000% a professional landscaper. Kid kills it. If you are on the North Shore and need to get some landscaping done. Call Sunshine Landscaping.
2. If Chrissy doesn't have a cell phone can he still bitch about me not posting enough?
3. Does anyone know of any bars that will be having the fight this Saturday?
4. After months of Jeffrey and Chrissy hounding me to join Snap Chat I finally broke down. I don't really get it but hey add me - Drunknothings.
5. Instead of tuxedos, renting a suit is all the rage. Like it matters? I look good in a trash bag.
6. Operation vinyl siding starts this week. Lets hope it goes off without a hitch.
7. I by no means have a green thumb but my rose bushes have a canker fungus and they may be on their last leg.
8. You guys go to the Bruggers Bagels? They have some bomb ass breakfast sandwiches.
9. Has anyone heard from Welchie? Supah P? Lauren Brady? JayDisco?
10. How quickly the Red Sox optimists have started changing their tunes.
11. Who schedules a baby christening for Dot day? Really?
12. I don't know if any of you guys caught Daredevil on Netflix but man that shit was awesome. I can not wait for the rest of the Marvel series to come out.
13. Without the Bruins in the playoffs, I am enjoying the playoffs more than I thought I would. Hockey playoffs is where its at. #becauseitsthecup
14. If anyone is looking for a car, Marios buddy Jimmy is selling cars at Prime Hyundai in Quincy.

That's all I got for now people.


Chrissy mentioned going to Cagneys Thursday for trivia night if anyone is interested.
If there are no bars having the fight is anyone having a party to have the fight?

Anyone looking for 2 tickets to the Sox Game next Monday night, May 4th game. Mikey T has a pair on the rf roof.

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

A smashing success

Another year and another Marathon Monday in the books. The game was cold as fuck though.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. CVG likes to finger bang, its like 1st base to him.

2. Smiddy was MIA all day, even though he was asked to come hang out.
3. There is a rumor that Chrissy may do a smaller version of the MPC in Quincy. Right now its just a rumor.
4. Nothing worse than being dehydrated and your calf's hurt.
5. Pretty sure Jeffrey was on nine yesterday.
6. One of Smiddys ex-flames was out and about yesterday. It is safe to say that Kalin Marshall is CRAZY.
7. The Celtics band wagon is almost full. Hope you got a seat.
8. I cant grow grass to save my life.
9. Chrissy says he can go a whole year without shaving/trimming his beard. I say Bullshit!
10. TK is killing it at the gym, trying to get down to 225. We wish you well Mr TK.
11. Jeffrey makes some killer pasta salad even if Katie thinks otherwise.
12. The new Iphones have a black thumbs up and a black okay hand and most phones change them to white.
13. The Rivershed in Scituate is a pretty nice dive bar.
14.  I don't think Mike Foley is ever coming back. Kids living the high life down there.
15. I hope you guys can make it out to next years Marathon game. Its always a great time and you always bump into random people.
16. If you are around the South End stop in and see Brewer at Stellas. The kids killing it.



Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Sun burned

First of all I haven't updated since I was off for opening day and then a day to clean up my house so beat it (that means you Chrissy). Secondly, I am sun burned like a mother fucker and I am not complaining.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. William J Smiddy, the pride of Revere, hates any and all things to do with Rt 3 and the South Shore, except the Cape.
2. Danny Cooney wants everyone to vacation in Brockton.
3. Daredevil on Netflix is by far the best series to come out of Marvel.
4. The Macphails are traveling the New England area on vacation. Basically the new Kennedys.
5. The Scituate (A place Smiddy LOATHES) St Pattys day is a fun ass time.


6. If you have never been to a meat raffle then you are missing out.
7. If you want NKOTB tickets, you can get at 30% off CLICK HERE  and use the code TZOO, you are Welcome.
8. I do not know what the Red Sox have planned for Marthon Mondays ceremony but Opening days festivities were a real tear jerker.



9. Mayor Marty Walsh has declared April 15th as 1 Boston Day. Hey, Marty its still tax day. I guess this whole Boston Strong this is never ever going away.
10. I do not believe I am going to have the mustache pub crawl this year. There was not really a demand for it last year so I think maybe taking a year off would improve that or someone can pick up the mantle.
11. No one likes to look stupid.
12. Why does DejaVu feel so real?
13. Popeyes chicken can not be beat.
14. Really ABC family with Fuller House? Like Full House was a great show that we have to an updated show? If Uncle Jesse doesn't have Aids by now...HAVE MERCY!
15. Sunburned Sunday and peeling on Wednesday. WHAT!!
16. What do the Bruins do? Fire Chiarelli? Julian? Cam? I mean whats the direction they go in now?
17. All you golfers must be itching to get out there. I mean the courses must be dried by now.
18. Another year and another try at growing grass.

Thats all I have for now. I am going to the Marathon Monday game so I won't be back until next Tuesday.


Monday, April 6, 2015

Opening day

It sure as hell don't feel like an opening day for baseball. I do not want to sound like a pussy but 37 degrees is not a nice temperature to be sitting outside watching baseball. Hope people bring their gloves because the beers are cold.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The more that things change, the more people complain.
2. Big L is killing it this year, the kids averaging $30,000 a month.
3. Has anyone heard from Chrissy? Kids been real aloof lately.
4. If you are in Hull check out Schooners. They have good bar pizza and a real old school dive bar vibe plus they have award winning Chowder.
5. I found out that when your friends get older and stop hanging out there is a term for that - They become house cats. Who knew?
6. Julie Nickerson is at a crossroads. She doesn't know if she should stay in LA or come back to Boston. I say come on back. You have missed out on the worst winter on record.
7. Being hungover was no way to celebrate Easter.
8. I am craving a killer burger. Where do you think the best burger is?
9. You have to be a little bit mental to run a marathon, right?
10. But does your fantasy league have a belt?

11. Is draft kings serious with their fantasy golf?
12. Speaking of golf are people really excited for the Masters?
13. Is the Indy 500 a bucket list item?
14. Lakeshore spicy Irish mustard is the shit.
15. Coconut oil on your face reduces the redness.
16. If you want something bad enough you will figure out a way to get it.

Can't wait to see you guys at the Scituate St Pattys day parade this Sunday. Keep smiling.

Tuesday, March 31, 2015

keep it real

How is it I went a whole Monday without updating and not one person bitched - No Chrissy, No Brady, No Jeffrey and No Riccio. Are you guys feeling ok?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. When the President visits the city, TRAFFIC IS FUCKED UP!

2. If finding a vinyl siding contractor is hard, wait till you try to decide on a fucking color.
3. Hope you guys are preparing  your dish for the 1st annual Tofuri St Paddys day parade party. I am making snickerdoodles.
4. Chrissy drafted a dead guy in fantasy baseball. I think he likes to have a guy who will play as many MLB games as him on his team.
5. No matter how old I get Wrestlemania will never get old.
6. Jeffrey may or may not be addicted to Cagneys.
7. If is Spring damn it and I am wearing my spring jacket no matter how cold it gets.
8. Smiddy is happy in love and he doesn't care who knows it.
9. Random drinking with TK should happen once every 2 months.
10. The baseball season kicks off Sunday night...ARE YOU SERIOUS? ITS FUCKING 32 DEGREES OUT. MOTHER NATURE IS SUCH A CUNT!
11. Mark Welch is alive and kicking, house hunting and living the American dream.
12. Danny Cooney is no longer is in the bar service industry. Kids a laborer now.
13. Dunkin Donuts has 2 new cheesecake donuts. Apparently, the raspberry one tastes like Frankenberry cereal.
14. Pastrnak, Marchy and Max Talbot seem to want a playoff appearance but I don't know about the rest of the team.
15. How are we not going to the Frozen Four games? Are you guys against fun? April 9th and 11th in case you were wondering.
16. Mitchell has Celtics tickets available if anyone wants to see their playoff push or playoff tickets when they make it.


That is all I got for now.

Monday, March 23, 2015

Spring

I know I missed blogging last week but I was off for a few days and then when I came back to work I didn't feel like it.

This is what I learned while I was away:
1. Team Trivia is alive and well at the bars.
2. I saw a bunny hopping down the street so that made me think that spring is around the corner.
3. My neighbor Karen is the queen of Google.
4. Charles V Grillo is running for constable of Natick.
5. Anyone know of a good scotch to drink for under $50? I think I need something to sip.
6. Chrissy may be trying for a 3rd child...good luck. then the vasectomy.
7. Day drinking is the best drinking.
8. Mario had to reaffirm to me that god is dead.
9. The Bruins are shitting the bed, the Celtics are coming back down to earth. What is going on here?
10. Its grilling season bitches!
11. There are rumors a March madness trip is in the works for next years tourney down in the Bahamas.
12.The St Pattys day parade for Scituate is April 12th, hope you bitches got that on your calenders. TK is supposed to be in one of the clown cars this year.
13. I have had this one black head zit for over a month and I can not get rid of it.
14. Wrestlemania party this Sunday as always bitches. Hope you guys make it
15. Always remember it doesn't cost a thing to be nice to anyone.
16. If you could have any iconic car from any TV show what would you go with? I am thinking the A-Team van for this guy.
17. Anyone know any good land surveyors?
18. Is baseball really 14 days away?
19. Since when did car leases become 48 months?
20. Rob finally paid me my monies!

That's all I got for now.

Friday, March 20, 2015

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to the only person, on god's green earth, who could possibly put up with Chrissy's shit - Alison Ann MacPhail.



Some famous people she shares her birthday with?
1. Bobby Orr - Hockey Legend
2. Fred Rogers - We all lived in the land of make believe
3. Spike Lee - Famous Knicks fan or a director
4. Holly Hunter - Mrs Incredible herself
5. Kathy Ireland - Coincidence that Chrissy crushed her so hard growing up, I think Not
6. Mannie Fresh - Cash Money Records Homie
7. Michael Rappaport - Best thing in Metro
8. William Hurt - Osccar award winner
9. Nick Blood - Swoon ladies, that accent makes the panties drop
10. Chester Bennington - Lead singer of Linkin Park, The New Stone Temple Pilots and Dead by Sunrise.

Monday, March 9, 2015

Heat wave

Look at this we are gonna have 5 days over 35... talking bout a heat wave.

This is what I learned this weekend (12 pack version):
1. The spicy omelette sandwich from Dunks isn't that spicy.
2. Boston Suburbs - Does yours suck?
3. Some weekends you just need a sweatpants, T shirt and couch day.
4. Thanks Boston Bruins for ONLY going up 2 dollars a ticket next  year.
5. Congrats to Coach Ervin Flowers and the Cathedral High boys team for making the championship game, tonight at the Garden, 4:00 pm start if you want to show your support. Cathedral Alum TK will probably be there.
6. This whole Android 5.0 lollipop operating system kind of sucks.
7. Red Sox opening day is only 28 days away. Maybe when baseball actually starts, we can all feel like winter is over.
8. Star Wars is getting its first LGBT character.
9. For all you dog lovers.
10. Bill Smiddy is gonna be a Boston cop?
11. I am bringing back the term "shit stain", you fucking bunch of shit stains.
12. BU vs Merrimack Friday night at Agganis arena, Hockey East quarter final. Who wants to go?

Thats all she wrote for now.

Chrissy is planning a trip to NC to see Mike Foley if anyone wants in...text Chrissy at 617-835-6437.


Monday, March 2, 2015

March is here

So basically the snow has postponed both St. Patricks day parades? We are only 3.5 inches from the all time record of snow fall.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Chrissy is having a party on March 29th, for Wrestlemania.
2. The Causeway has some great food.
3. I know a guy who doesn't use google because he speaks 50% truths or 50% half truths.
4. Chrissy is killing the Uber, so much so that his wife got him working the corner like a modern day hooker.
5. Shots always a great idea, until the next day.
6. This is a bacon cheeseburger with an egg on a french toast bun that Chrissy had at Fire and Ice:

7. Should I be askeered the Bruins haven't sent out anything about next years tickets?
8. I take the time during Lent to try different seafood/fish.
9. All this snow has Ronin becoming an escape artist:
                                        (that is my front lawn)
10. Have you seen Our Little Family, yet?
11. The Rattlesnake has been totally renovated and has some crazy menu.
12. Somehow my nephew signed up for my phone to get free kids downloads every week. Every friday I get a new AP that says Julians free ap.



Monday, February 23, 2015

I need a vacation

I need a nice warm place that serves me mixed drinks by a pool. Who is coming with me??

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Chrissy is not making it to the Wrestlemania party. He has his fantasy baseball draft.
2. Jeffrey will not be able to make it to the 1st Annual Tofuri St. Pattys day party. He has a 2 year old birthday party.
3. Welchie has moved his house search further down the South shore and is looking in Braintree.
4. The bar at the Elks is way cleaner than the one at the Eagles. I mean like night and day.
5. That Bruno Mars song Uptown Funk is this years Happy. I just want to shoot myself everytime it is on.
6. Chinese food buffets are where it is at.
7. Mario has a frozen line in his house. He is gonna need a plumber.
8. I gave up beef for Lent. Wish me luck.
9. How are your roofs holding up? Ice damn city.
10. Has anyone kidnapped Punxatwny Phil yet? I can not deal with 6 more weeks of this.
11. That poker game that the lottery has is lame.
12. Whats up with this new Dr Suess book? How do you just stumble upon a new manuscript?

Pray for my sanity with all this fucking snow.

Sorry its only a quick 12 pack but works fucking busy as fuck!!

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Love?

I hope all you crazy mofo's celebrated Valentines day with chocolates and flowers or whatever makes your girlfriend or boyfriend happy.

Sorry this is a day late, I don't even have an excuse that yesterday was Presidents day, but work has been busy as all fuck.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Foreigner put on the best show I have ever seen for free, sounded great and they looked old.
2. Supah P says periods taste like rusty nails, uhm of course it does P blood is all  iron.
3. Of course Fred and Steves was booked up the day before Valentines.
4. Going to bed at 8:30 and waking up refreshed ain't no thing, even if I feel like I am 80.
5. I can see why people go to Florida for the winter. Fuck all this snow.
6. I know I will buy a snow blower and we will never get snow again, and I am fine with all that.
7. Uber must be paying Chrissy really well. Haven't heard a peep from him since Friday.
8. Tim Brights father's fund raiser was post poned till this Sunday, 1-5 at the Weymouth Elks. I know some of you bitches love meat raffles.
9. Android has updated their operating systems to lolipop 6.0
10. You know how they say everything comes in 3's? Well shit work is upta 5's.
11. If you aren't watching Gotham then you probably hate all things Batman.
12. Really, the T wont be back up to speed for 30 days? That's a kick in the dick.
13. There is so much snow in my back hard that my dogs can walk over the fence and escape. Fun times!
14. This years cold remedy seems to be Alka Seltzer cold day and night.


Thats all I have time for today.

Monday, February 9, 2015

let it snow!!

I don't know if you fools have seen this yet but it makes me laugh everytime I see it:


This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Nothing annoys me more than plows driving around and NOT ACTUALLY plowing!
2. What are the rules for removing your hat for the national anthem? Do you have to remove it for the Canadian version? Do ladies have to remove their hats? What about winter caps? I remove for all.
3. There is a walk way and a fire hydrant that have both been shoveled numerous times:
                               Peek a Boo!

4. Vinyl siding quotes are all over the map, like whats the deal?
5. Has anyone heard from Rob Knudsen? Kid seems to be MIA!
6. Steven Whitley is afraid of Twin Rivers and actually hates free Foreigner tickets.
7. When Coke shuts down due to the weather, they force Chrissy to take an unpaid day off. How Shitty!
8. Nothing is worse than not being able to breathe while you are trying to sleep, while nursing a head cold.
9. Jeffrey has a strange addiction to Angelos in Quincy. Only place he ever wants to grab lunch.
10. So Brian Williams lied and people are acting like he is drowning kittens in the bathtub on live TV. How is it surprising that anyone in the news media lies?
11. How come no one is really speaking on Bruce Jenner's transformation? I mean does he want to be a lady because he was in a house full of ladies?
12. On the subject of transgenders, I read that they want to use  "They" instead of Mr, Miss or Mrs. What gives. Aren't they transitioning from one to the other.
13. If you are looking for a new Bruins shirt you may want to try this - Pastrnasty!
14. Even if you are a "winter" person, you can not be happy with 67 inches in 2 weeks.

Hope to see you guys Friday for Jeffreys birthday celebration at Twinnies  for Fred and Steves, Foreigner and gambling.



Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Pats Win

How long does a Super Bowl win hangover last?


This is what I learned over the weekend:
1. Jeffrey makes bomb ass dips!
2. People are loosey goosey when it comes to paying off debt but as soon as they win some money they want it within an hour.
3. Driving during a blizzard is scary as fuck.
4. Everyone respects a ninja move.
5. Where are people standing during this rolling rally parade?
6. Twin Rivers makes you drive down to get a voucher to come back and get your free tickets to a show. LAME!!
7. What? Yes, Lauren Brady blew off Chrissy and Alisons Super bowl soiree.
8. Rumor has it Tom Newton is getting married again!!
9. I am starting a gofundme page for Tom Kelly. he has a broken computer key board so he is mising letters and is always ammered.
10. Chrissy is the 1st person I know who has his taxes already booked.
11. Harper Lee has a new book comimg out.
12. Calnan lives to rile up Grillo. If he ever goes missing check out CVG 1st.

Sorry I gotta run with all this snow.

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Yes! Yes! Yes!

I am 3 days late with my blog but I have a valid excuse. Due to snowmaggedon 2015 work has been really busy. I have been working strange hours and my street has been flooding  but enough about me onto things I have learned.

This is what I learned in the last week plus:

1. Driving in white out conditions is nerve racking.
2. Garth Brooks puts on one hell of a fucking show.





3. Mortons opens at 5:00 on Saturday nights.
4. Jeffrey is a gentleman when you buy him dinners and drinks.
5. No one likes shoveling.
6. Dropping your phone in this white fluffy snow is scary. That shit sinks to the bottom.
7. Chrissy has now resorted to texting my coworkers about why I have not updated the blog.
8. Calnan lives for days of couch time with his cats (The APEX PREDATOR AS HE CALLS THEM) and red wine.
9. Nothing beats chili on a cold Sunday.
10. Who knew that so many people like those Mich Ultra cactus lime beers?
11. The city of Quincy does not take your Christmas tree 3 weeks after Christmas - oopsie.
12. Mark Welch is out for his own Bday bash celebration at Twin Rivers for Steaks, Foreigner and gambling.
13. Supah P hates country music, dude would rather take a block sander to his ball bag.
14. TK had the best sleep of the last 27 years during this storm.
15. This is why you have flood insurance:



16. How many times can the New Kids go on tour again? And how many times would someone want to see them?
17. What is worse the NFL  Pro Bowl or the NHL All star game?
18. Anyone have a rough idea of the cost for vinyl siding per square foot, installed? Asking for a buddy of mine named Derek.
19. Boston Ballistic Hot sauce is a local hot sauce  made in Bridgewater. Buy local mother fuckers.
20. Have you caught 12 Monkeys on Syfy yet? It is only 2 episodes in but I love how fucked up it seems to be.
21. Chrissy is now an UBER driver.
22. Jeffrey is trying to come up with thousandaire ideas and looking for people to join his think tank.


This is all I have time for today. I am sorry but this storm is making work a wee bit busier than the normal.

Monday, January 19, 2015

I have a dream...

Happy Martin Luther King day!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. A 4 hour game of Asshole is always recommended at any party. DOUBLES NEVER BEAT SINGLES!
2. Molson XXX is legit as fuck!
3. Jeffrey found a Brazilian guy to lay his floor for $175 a day. STEAL!
4. Start the Superbowl party planning people.
5. Welchie and his wife are still looking for a house, then plans for a baby.
6. Calnan is trying to get Anonymous to shut down this blog. Basically he hates  reading.
7. Supah P is alive and happy in love. He unified the Yankee Regift pictures going around.
8. Anyone know a good kitchen designer?
9. Marios home made Lemonchello burns the senses.
10. You know you are getting old when sitting on the floor, criss cross applesauce, and you are achy the next day.
11. It's Superbowl Square season people. Mikey T likes to be in on all squares.
12. Rumor has it Tooma is on his way back to Mass!!
13. Lauren Brady is alive and well. Looking for Mr Right now still.
14. A. Should I have the Mustache Pub crawl for an 8th year? B. Should I move it to the 1st week of May?
15. If you have a party make sure you have Buffalo Chicken dip there.
16. I am not gonna be posting the 5 things I hate at this moment anymore. Apparently, it makes me sound like a bitter old man.