Tuesday, June 27, 2017

I am back

Banged out a shit ton of things on my vacation. Didn't really relax but I didn't work either.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. R.I.P Jaydisco.
2. Random Friday night drinks with Chrissy will always make you smile.
3. Who knew getting a drive way redone is such a pain. I guess when dealing with neighbors you should just assume it's gonna be a hassle.
4. It is beach season.
5. Those road side carnivals make 125k in 5 days just on ticket sales.
6. Nora Mitchell is now bi, bi-coastal that is.
7. Congrats officer Calnan on graduating the police academy.
8. What is worse, sunburned nose or ears?
9. You can not be over 30 years old getting kicked out of bars and wanting to rip people's ears off.
10. Canada has their own 7 wonders of Canada and the Bay of Fundy has been voted one of them. The Macphails will be visiting this summer.
11. Can someone explain to me what the Celtics are doing?
12. Kind of sad that Netflix cancelled Girl Boss.
13. Nothing quite like being at a bar and a guy says "hope he hasn't left yet. I don't want to chase him, he has the coke". Don't think he meant coca cola.
14. Got some new golf clubs. I still suck. Life lessons.
15. I feel like staining a deck should be quick and easy but nah it isn't.
16. Who knew Rob is a beer snob now? Kicked light beers to the curb in favor of IPAs.

I got 524 emails to rummage through so I have to run but hopefully I'll see some of you down at the Chipman family pig roast this weekend.

Monday, June 19, 2017

Vacation

It isn't officially summer till vacation weeks start. Guess who is on vacation this week? This guy. So if anyone is around and wants to grab some lunch, dinner or beers - hmu.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Officer Calnan graduates this week.
2. Apparently Jeffrey is King for a day on Father's day.
3. I went out and bought new golf clubs this past weekend. It can only help my game.
4. The Pour Yard is pretty decent for outside drinking.
5. The god damn vet is a crap shoot when it comes to pricing. Could be $50 bucks could be $500.
6. Chrissy is working some crazy 3am to 3pm schedule this week.
7. I am not having a July 3rd party this year but Chrissy is having a July 4th block party if you are interested.
8. I do not get this whole tall ships thing. Like what's the deal?
9. The Stars annual golf tournament is next Monday.
10. If you call a rotary a roundabout I'll probably junk punch you.
11. I have zero patience when it comes to being stuck behind people who walk slow.
12. The older I get the more I like bourbon.
13. Don't look now but the Redsox are tied for 1st place.
14. Do people still watch Deadliest Catch? Like seriously?
15. Has anyone seen Mike Foley? It is like he is always playing a real life game of Hokey Pokey. He pops in and out.
16. Those Johnsonville fire cracker sausages are pretty awesome.
17. How come no one wants to go to Barrett Jackson at Mohegan Sun?
18. Do you think TK will spend more time at the new Barretts Ale house or the old one?

Thanks off to do some errands.

Monday, June 12, 2017

Man oh man

Say one thing about the weather and mother nature comes with a right hand. Enjoy it while we can.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Some people just need to grow the fuck up. Look in the mirror Peter Pan.
2. Jeffrey is looking at making one off t-shirts. He carries a pen and writes em all down.
3. Hulls kitchen 2 opens on Wednesday.
4. Wheel barrel coolers are the new hotness.
5. How many burgers is too many on a weekend? Asking for a friend.
6. We all have that one friend who misses whole spots on themselves when applying sun screen.
7. If this weather doesn't make you smile then you are just a miserable fuck.
8. People don't use the word weasle enough. That guy is such a fucking weasle!
9. Give me NHL playoffs over NBA playoffs anytime.
10. The Smirnoff Seltzer's are the shit.
11. Fuck this 3A Fore River bridge shit too. Not the actual work but the drivers just lose their minds.
12. Wait people still play angry birds?
13. No lie, I heard someone use the word wigger and I didn't know if I should laugh or be offended.
14. I didn't win the Powerball. Gotta keep grinding.

Hope you can enjoy the weather and hit up the beach. Count down to vacation is on.

Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Global warming my balls

Is this Seattle, London or Boston for fucks sake?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Not everything makes the blog because I am usually wayyyyyyy too bombed.
2. The Pour Yard is now open.
3. Jeffrey always celebrates everyone's birthday like it is his own.
4. Monday morning casino runs are where it is at.
5. Wonder Woman was a good movie.
6. Don't you hate when people get all whiny and take their proverbial ball and go home.
7. Everything hurts after a morning of bowling.
8. Wait people creep on Snapchat? They screen shot things and send them to other people to try to get them in trouble?
9. Breakfast dates are still the new hotness.
10. It was good to see many people out watching the Dot day parade.
11. I guess the going rate for a triple decker in Dorchester is a smooth million.
12. Buckets of beers are still my jam. Nothing like being your own bartender.
13. Every now and again you need a vacation from your vacation.
14. Mungo just out crushing beers.
15. I guess the time to head down the cape is 3:30 pm.
16. Sick days are for the boys now.

Gonna go try and catch up on my 189 emails from this weekend.


Monday, May 29, 2017

Uhm

Where the fuck is summer?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Not as much fan fare this year with Memorial day kicking off the summer.
2. Ice cream when you are drunk is the jam.
3. Anyone know anything bout them razor clubs? Fucking 42 dollars for some Mach 3s is insane.
4. I am always amazed when people spend $60 at the deli of a supermarket. Like are you feeding a football team?
5. Ever have one of those days where your drink leaks all over your lunch that you made?
6. I am hearing that Chrissys out as Grillos best man. Not through any fault of his own but because the weddings on hold.
7. Do you think that more people would take last minute trips if airfare was cheaper, if you booked day of flights?
8. Air filters for your heating/ac are not cheap.
9. Dot day is less than a week away. Hope it doesn't rain this year. Rumor has it Chris Leaden is gonna show.
10. Man buns are still a thing.
11. Worst part of the summer is no new television shows.
12. Five 12 hour shifts this week. Pray for my sanity - please and thank you.
13. If anyone is in the Hull area today, Jeffrey is putting in an outdoor shower. He could use a hand or 2.
14. It is amazing to me the price of cars now a days.

Please take a moment to remember our fallen soldiers on this Memorial Day.

Monday, May 22, 2017

Bitter Sweet

The 10th and final Mustache pub crawl is in the books. With a little help (or strong arming) from Sarah, Kaitlyn and Kiki we sold all the shirts, most of the koozies and some fake staches to raise $1402.



I rounded up and made the donation this morning for $1500.
I would like to thank everyone from the bottom of my heart that has supported the cause for the last 10 years. What started out as a small idea turned into so much more. Year one the shirts were $10 and I just wanted to see if I could get 40 people to grow mustaches and get together for a Saturday​ afternoon of bar hopping. After the initial turn out ended up being 70 some odd people I figured we had something cooking. We had high of 160 people one year and lows 50. We raised as much as $1900 (that went to the One Fund) and as low as $800 (when we moved it to father's day weekend). Any extra shirts we had left over we donated to the Veterans Association. We had good laughs and made new friends. In the 10 years we did this we only had a few minor hiccups - Bell n Hand, the Charlie Chaplin stache and few people turned away just because they were wearing crawl shirts but we never had any problems. So as we close the book on this weekend and the mustache pub crawl I just want to thank you all again.

I am definitely taking a year off to go to the Kentucky Derby. Maybe in my absence someone else will take up the pub crawl mantle. If not and there is still interest in doing one we can start anew, I'm thinking Wounded Warriors foundation?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Joe Q is still bat shit crazy.
2. The bars in Quincy center were all very accommodating.
3. Getting shut off at a bar isn't a bad thing. Just means you did work.
4. By the way if I was rude or anything to anyone after Kama lounge. I am sorry and don't remember much.
5. People losing their minds over $10 covers is funny to me.
6. Drunk Derek should never be allowed to order Chinese food. Everyone knows I'm just gonna pass the fuck out.
7. Some people are puke and rally kind of guys, others are fall down guys, while I am a passer outter.
8. Why does Snap chat update every other day now?
9. Fat Belly Deli still has it.
10. Chrissy was losing his shit when he thought Kristin's didn't have Reese's peanut butter cup pancakes anymore. Crisis adverted.
11. Is anyone watching American Gods? Is it worth watching?
12. Friday nights are perfect for couch time.
13. What is your for Memorial day weekend? Are you all heading down the Cape with the Macphails?
14. Nothing sucks worse than running out of propane while cooking on the grill.

Gotta go and do some work.

Monday, May 15, 2017

The final countdown

Man oh man, how time flies when you are having fun. In all honesty I cannot believe it has been 10 years since we started this Mustache Pub Crawl. What started out with me trying to organize 40-50 people on a random Saturday turned into much more. We have had great years where 150 people have shown and others when only 60 have. We have raised over $10,000 in the time we have been doing this and hopefully we can get at least $1500 more this Saturday. All and all I would say it will be a bitter sweet day.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Pretty sure not one person likes to work.
2. I'm amazed when people have never been to Florian hall before.
3. Chrissy loves his fireworks. Huge July 4th bash in Pembroke so he invested in $400 worth of pyrotechnics.
4. I love how I have asked everyone to meet up for a shirt, if they wanted them before the crawl and now they all text me to save them for me.
5. Not a fan of Michelob Ultra.
6. I am looking forward to the Pour yard opening up next to Cagneys.
7. You do not know panic until you have a tick crawling on your skin.
8. What excuse will Dave use for not showing up on Saturday?
9. Nothing worse than a headache that lasts for days.
10. I am not a fan of the new caramel M & M's
11. Jeffrey wants to put a trip to Toronto together, anyone interested?
12. Are you guys practicing your "Let's go Celtics" chants for tonight?
13. All this rain and cold weather is depressing. Bring on the heat.
14. Update from last week - I have heard from Nickerson, she is laying low saving for a condo. Still can't locate Coach K and my Redsox ticket money.
15. A case of Coors light bottles is $26.
16. Think officer Calnan has only a month left in the police academy, then a huge bash.

Alright hope to see you all on Saturday.

Monday, May 8, 2017

Only 12 days away

When is it too early to shave in my mustache for the 10th and Final Mustache Pub Crawl? There is a fine line to tow between creepy/pervert/everyday wear and doing it for a charity. 

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Waking up with a headache is the worst.
2. Cinco de Mayo was a success. Cannot wait till next year's on a Saturday.
3. Sold enough shirts and koozies to pay off the bill, so now everything is for the charity donation.
4. Man people jumping on and off the Red Sox bandwagon is funny. We are only the 2nd week into May people.
5. Going out for lunch but staying out all day is always fun, right?
6. I am not against going out to lunch solo.
7. Guardians of the Galaxy 2 was funny as fuck.
8. What is up with Stop and Shop using those crazy bagging stations now?
9. Has anyone heard from Julie Nickerson? Haven't heard from her so I assume she is in love.
10. Joe Martell didn't realize how good Pearl Jam was till this weekend.
11. Korean BBQ is where it is at.
12. Hey if anyone sees Coach K remind him he still owes me for Red Sox tickets and he hasn't bought a pub crawl shirt yet.
13. Are you officially old when sleeping in means 7:30 am?
14. Do you put chips ON a sandwich or eat them WITH a sandwich.
15. May weather has been depressing.
16. Really who is watching boxing? It is 2017!!

Check ya later...



Monday, May 1, 2017

It's May Day bitches

But not this Mayday:

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Friday night Sox games are where it is at.
2. Look who is starting to heat up after this picture was taken

3. It is great how many Celtics fans are creeping out of the woodwork.
4. Congrats to Colin on the new job at Hulls kitchen 2 (old Barefoot Bob's).
5. Nothing worse than scratching your sunglasses.
6. Fuck rose bushes.
7. Cinco de Mayo is Friday. The start of tank tops, jean skirt and pig tail/braid season.
8. The fruit teas at Dunks are the shit.
9. Birds are relentless with eating all my grass seed.
10. I heard Jeffrey "Down to the Left" Lundrigan was on 9 this weekend.
11. You are probably not going to believe this but I had really good customer service at Comcast in Braintree, Betty Ann rocks.
12. If you have not had the pizza at Game On do your self a favor and get on that.
13. Star wars day is this week. I know Leaden is excited. It's the one day a year he gets to fuck with his Darth Vader mask on.
14. Chrissy could be a part time landscaper with his patio skills.
15. Kentucky Derby is this Saturday...let's do this.
16. I am really enjoying the Cisco Brewery beers.

Sorry I gotta jet and do some work.



Monday, April 24, 2017

It was fun while it lasted

The Bruins first playoff run in 3 years came to an end yesterday. Every game was tight and intense. Their young guys made big strides this year and I fully expect them to be back in it next year.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Fucking grass seed man.
2. Some ladies to not like to be hit on by other ladies. Who knew?
3. I mean we all have been there but Mario has been burning the candle at both ends.
4. Man sales of MPC t-shirts are going slower than normal. We gotta sell units people.
5. Anyone ever go golfing in the rain? Didn't think so.
6. My phone battery will not stay charged for more than 5 hours. Looks like I'll be in the market for a new phone.
7. Do you think this is the year I finally make it on to Codzilla?
8. Going out drinking at 11pm makes me feel like I'm 21 all over again.
9. I can't believe Memorial day is month away.
10. I have no idea why but I find it odd when someone over the age of 50 dies of heroin overdose.  Maybe because I think it's a young man's drug of choice and cocaine as an older person.
11. It is one thing to get cans of beer at the Garden but to get unopened cans is a whole other party. Mikey T popping em open.
12. Any time there is nice weather, after a few days of total gloominess, the crazies come out in droves.
13. Fuck warm beers. I am not a fan of rodeo beers, Boston Garden.
14. Has anyone crashed the Chrissy/Chris standing Sunday date at BWW?
15. Speaking of Chrissy, has anyone heard if his application to be best man in the Grillo wedding of the year has been approved or not?
16. Are you an Alpha or a Beta?

Ok gotta run.
Next Friday is Cinco de Mayo...Shine up them drinking shoes.

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Congrats

Congratulations to all the people who ran the marathon yesterday.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Go big or go home. That's what Colin did on his first Marathon Monday game.
2. I recommend more than just a pretzel for lunch.
3. Drunk walks are good for sobering up.
4. Man this weekend was bomb weather wise but now it's crap.
5. It is great to be back drinking coffee.
6. You are never too old to nap.
7. Grilling season is upon us.
8. Fucking heartburn sucks hairy donkey dick.
9. It's always good to see Brian Folan.
10. Ran into Ryan Mac at the parade. Hope he makes it to the Mustache pub crawl.
11. Does anyone ever look to see if these are numbered in order?
12. Popeyes is still fucking awesome.
13. Im hearing Grillos wedding is going to be a destination wedding.
14. A haircut always makes you feel fresh.
15. Going solo to the bar and having lunch and drinks is totally fine and should be encouraged.
16. Toucher and Rich said it best - Marathon Monday is so insane because people have been cooped up in their houses all winter long and they finally get a day to just let it all wash away.
17. Don't tell anyone but I've been crushing Coronas lately.
18. Has anyone seen Mike Foley lately? Think he is in hiding.

Ok gotta run.

Monday, April 10, 2017

It is here

The nice weather has decided to show it's face.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Belly laughs are good for the soul.
2. Unplanned day drinking is the best day drinking.
3. No matter how nice something is, we all have that one friend who is a Debbie Downer and shits on everything.
4. For some reason this feels like the longest Lent ever! 7 days till coffee.
5. I don't understand people who don't like breakfast. I'm not talking 7 am eating time but the food they serve at breakfast.
6. Fuck in grown hairs.
7. Usually the nice weather makes people happy but so far not so much.
8. I think deep down Chrissy is a pyromaniac.
9. The glass cover on my greenhouse broke so I had to make a new one.
10. I'm just now starting Iron Fist and 5 episodes in, pretty slow and lame.
11. Also the Chappelle special on Netflix sucks.
12. Jeffrey is looking at the Nintendo switch. Does anyone have it?
13. Is anyone else heading to Marathon Monday Sox game?
14. So far I have sold 10 Mustache Pub Crawl t-shirts. If you want a shirt before the crawl date HMU.

Ok I'm off to do some work...Keep smiling.

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

And we are off...

Baseball season is officially here. I got my first sun burn of the year. 2017 is gonna be the shit.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Brownie sundaes for dinner are ok when you are an adult.
2. Nothing is worse than a full bad day at work.
3. The Bruins win tonight and they clinch a playoff berth.
4. Every one wants to come back from a few days off fully refreshed.
5. WrestleMania was a success.
6. Lasagna is a pain in the balls to make but the reward is worth it.
7. There was no Coors light to be found at Fenway.
8. Bobby shakes is still taking pictures at night clubs.
9. Brewer has moved on from Lulu's and is at City Tap in the seaport.
10. I think the Yard house is over rated.
11. Koozies are ordered and on their way.
12. I'm impressed with Chrissy and Leaden drinking beers out of a stein(3 beer stein) like that's an everyday thing?
13. I guess BWW is getting a sauce hotter than blazing. Why? I Don't know!
14. Skipping meals to booze is not always a good combination.
15. Rio made the drive from Florida to Saugus in 22 hours...Zoom zoom.
16. Hong Kong Kung Fu Dave said his loft is almost done and he's gonna have a party soon.

That's all I got right now.
If anyone wants a pub crawl shirt/koozie hmu and we can meet up.

Monday, March 27, 2017

Opening day is a week away

Really mother nature with this weather? Red Sox opening day is next Monday. I mean how can I enjoy my beers in the freezing cold rainy shit?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I still hate Stephen A. Smith.
2. Q39 has some bomb ass bbq in Kansas City.
3. Has anyone heard from Mark Welch?
4. You know what sucks? When your back hurts from sleeping in a bed that's not yours.
5. Officer Calnan won't be able to make the Mustache Pub Crawl but he will be buying a shirt.
6. Southwest airlines with the $8 wifi is a game changer.
7. The Little Cesar's commercial with the certified smokified guy makes me want to smash my tv.
8. People think most people from Boston are rude.
9. Would you sell your Red Sox hat to someone from Arkansas because they are fans of Andrew Benintendi.
10. Congrats to John Broderick and his wife on a healthy baby boy.
11. Man Kansas got smoked.
12. The Bruins are fighting for the 8th seed, the Celtics are fighting for the 1st seed, the Patriots won the latest Superbowl and the Sox season kicks off in a week. What a time to be alive.
13. They have a Whopper Bar in Kansas City. It's a fucking Burger King that serves booze.
14. It is 2017. How can places be closed on a Sunday?
15. I don't mind going to a bar by myself.
16. I have been eating like a vegetarian on Fridays during Lent. Don't think I could do it everyday.
17. Fucking Happy Hour should really be a thing again in Massachusetts.
18. The Yard house is kind of blah. I mean yes they have a million drafts but the foods kind of meh.

Alright I'm off to one of the casinos here in Kansas City.  Wish me luck.

Monday, March 20, 2017

Spring has sprung

Yes mother fuckers, Spring has sprung! Now if someone can send that memo to mother nature A.S.A.P!

This is what I learned during St. Paddy's day weekend:
1. People love any excuse to get piss on yourself drunk.
2. I hate feeling rushed but I hate being late more.
3. Big block Jenga is not for the faint of heart.
4. I really dig bar hopping in Plymouth.
5. Phil Friday is alive and kicking, per Carlos.
6. 10th and FINAL Mustache Pub Crawl shirts have been ordered.
7. Random texts to meet up for day drinking are my jam. They make my soul smile.
8. It is good to know that I can still get after it on a Wednesday night and make it to work the next day.
9. Really loving these tournament games.
10. Julie Nickerson is looking at moving to Savin Hill, if any one has a hot lead.
11. Guinness draft > Guinness can > Guinness bottle > Guinness blonde.
12. The Scituate St. Paddy's day parade is this coming Sunday.
13. Seems like lots of people are doing detoxes of some sort. I saw someone is drinking apple cider vinegar...What the actual fuck.
14. I love when I get free beers from a bartender I just met. Makes my day.
15. As much as I complain about not drinking coffee/iced coffee substituting green iced tea hasn't been that bad.
16. Hey Dunkin Donuts, Chrissy wants to know why you don't have the burrito year round.
17. Speaking of Christian Daniel MacPhail - the family is in sunny Florida so he is living that bachelor lifestyle this week (as much as one can with working the over night shift).
18. WrestleMania is only 13 days away...The grand daddy of them all.
19. I have tried beard oils in the past and they have made my face break out but I'm onto beard balm and man my beard is soft as hell.
20. Speaking of beards. Some random lady asking me if my beard gets in the way when I go downtown made my Saturday night. I told her I like the way you think.
21.  For you vegetarians out there - eggplant parmesan pizza is pretty good.
22. I guess kids call corned beef - hot dog steak nowadays.

That's all I got today. Have a nice week!!



Monday, March 13, 2017

Snowpocalypse now

The snow is coming. Head for the supermarkets and stock up on bread, milk and eggs. You know so you can have some bomb ass french toast when you are stuck at home.

This is what I learned this weekend.
1. Mr. 905 was in full effect Saturday night, I passed out early.
2. Anything worse than a hang nail? A paper cut perhaps.
3. Chrissy makes me laugh.
4. There are still good people out there. A gentleman waved me down to tell me my right brake light was out.
5. Jeffrey is the human hokey pokey. One day he's in the next day he's not.
6. Pork roast is under rated.
7. Should I give up coffee forever?
8. If you get a chance head down to Twin Rivers on a Sunday morning. All the degenerate gamblers will make you feel better about your life.
9. This 10th Annual mustache pub crawl is bitter sweet. To get to 10 is great and to not have to organize it after this year is nice.
10. Oh yeah I am 6 beers away from finishing my card at the Wickendon pub. (One of them is a Budweiser).
11. Waking up with a headache(obviously when not hungover) is a shitty way to start the day.
12. Ever talk to somebody and the whole while you think man this person is a real dick head?
13. Fuck the whole daylight savings thing. It's fucking 2017 we are not farmers harvesting crops.
14. I can't even keep track of all you Bruins bandwagoneers. You are on,  you are off, and back on.



Monday, March 6, 2017

Never ending

This roller coaster of weather is never ending. One day its 74 the next it is 19. Make up your fucking mind. Mother nature stop being a cock tease. You are giving us all blue balls with this constant tease of Spring.

This is what I learned:
1. People think this list is in order of priority or some bullshit. It's just a random list nothing more or less important.
2. I saw Logan it was awesome. Don't even need to see any other movies.
3. Nerd chicks are on a whole other level.
4. Olindys is the same as it always has been
 Old school pool hall/bowling alley.
5. Jeffrey has a love affair with Cronin's, in Quincy, and it went up a notch when he found out it has karaoke.
6. Chrissy gave up beer for Lent.
7. Some weekend days I don't want to get off the couch.
8. Hope you all watched Taboo. Tom Hardy is crazy.
9. Chicken fried steak is so under rated.
10. Where do you fall on the cuddle scale?
        A. I fucking love it - big spoon, little spoon.
        B. Let me pass out and then you can climb all over me like a spider monkey.
        C. Get your hot sweaty ass away from me.
11. Do people still watch Top Chef?
12. Has anyone seen Mario out? Every time I ask him to meet up for lunch, he is busy. Just checking if it was me or not.
13. Chris Leaden is always up for Monday day drinking.
14. Why don't people use the word "Twerp" any more?
15. Should I get the t shirts for the pub crawl earlier than normal this year? What about koozies?
16. Mario still needs to raise money for the Bruins alumni game this weekend.



Monday, February 27, 2017

Man

One day it's 75 the next it's 28. You fucking figure it out.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Have you ever realized how much you swear?
2. Thought we had a fish on the hook for Chrissys pegging but alas it was not meant to be, this time.
3. Congrats to Matt and Megan on the birth of their baby girl.
4. Did you know that the Red Parrot is for sale for a cool $2 mil?
5. Some times it feels like the weekend just ends too quickly.
6. Fuck diets.
7. I am hearing rumors of people saying they are coming to the last mustache pub crawl.
8. If you take a nap are you making up from lack of sleep the night before or are you stealing from your next night of sleep.
9. Colin is killing it at the Black moor. If you stop in by the garden tell him I sent ya.
10. The St Patty's day parade in Scituate is fast approaching. Hope you can make it.
11. What should I give up for Lent this year?
12. Either Chrissy or Jeffrey is planning a night down in Providence. What weekend works for you?
13. Who fucking orders burgers medium well? What kind of savagery is that?
14. TK has an IPhone. Welcome to the real world Thomas Gerard Kelly.
15. There is day drinking and ALL day drinking. The latter is taxing on the body.
16. Jeffrey and his love for edamame is disturbing.
17. I'm not a seafood guy but raw tuna is my jam.
18. I still hate Sam Adams beers. All flavors. Tried to have some this weekend. Think I'd rather be sober.

That's it.


Monday, February 20, 2017

Presidents day

I know I bring this up every year but life was better when we got Washington's and Lincoln's birthdays off.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. If you haven't been you should really try the Met bar and grill.
2. You didn't hear this from me but TK is finally getting a real cell phone.
3. Lazy weekends are needed from time to time.
4. Has anyone heard from Calnan? Hope his police training is going well.
5. Just a reminder, tell your friends, the 10th and last Mustache Pub Crawl is Saturday,, May 20th starting at 1pm at Cagney's.
6. I know some of you are surprised as I am that Coca Cola doesn't celebrate Presidents day.
7. Rumor has it that Grillo helped Chrissy out in a big way with his Ubering.
8. Why do I feel like I spend $150 every god damn time I walk into Stop and Shop?
9. Working and making cash money is great and all but if you can't find the time to spend it is it worth it?
10. Naps are under rated.
11. Any suggestions on t- shirt colors for the MPC?
12. When you have bad dream and wake up mad for a second that your friend did something mean in your dream.
13. Speaking of friends, we all have that one friend who holds grudges no matter what.
14. Tom Kelly is trying to get a group together this Saturday to catch the BU- Notre Dame hockey game. If you are interested hit him up on his new cell.
15. Random people come up to me all the time and start conversations. Do I have one of those faces?
16. Jeffrey told me he is officially too old to pay for covers.
17. I have 4 tickets for the Sox, Thursday September 28th. If you are interested let me know.
18. Cereal is totally fine for dinner. It is quick and easy and fuss free!



Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Valentine's day

I waited this week to post, so that I could wish you all a happy Valentine's day.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. It is amazing to me that Jeffrey and Supah had never been to the Goal Post.
2. No matter how old you get birthday shots still happen.
3. New year new me, people out there just trying to better themselves.
4. Winter depression because of the weather happens. This snow ain't helping.
5. Speaking of snow, my snow blower is all jacked up.
6. Thank Christ for Supah P and his chain saw.
7. Guess who finally has a Nintendo classic mini? This guy!!
8. Sometimes you just have a bad day!
9. Matt and Meghan's baby is due next Monday.
10. Taxes are done!
11. Ever just feel like you need a vacation?
12. Breaking a zipper on your favorite jacket sucks.
13. How many days can you go without drinking?
14. Anyone seen Chrissy? Think he is MIA.
15. Jeans always fit better the second day you wear them.
16. Catching up with old friends is something you should look forward too.

Hope there is plenty of chocolate and roses in your future today.