Monday, April 12, 2021

We back back

The Sox are back baby.

The Bruins are spinning their tires.

The Celtics are a Frankenstein team. 


Let get into what I learned this weekend:

1. Turkeys in flight are more frightening than when they are running around like mini Velociraptors.

2. Wendy brought back the orange Hi-C bitches!

3. Congrats Chris Leaden on finally finding a house, right down the street from TKs old place.

4. Guess they just shut down the dump when someone calls in sick.

5. Speaking of TK, he is killing the snap game.

6. Is there an over under date when everyone in the country just says fuck it and goes back to normal? Or should i say vaccinated people are like fuck this mask shit?

7. Just know if you don't like bacon I am inherently going to think something is wrong with you.

8. I know they say easy come easy go when it comes to money but they aint lying.

9. I am pissed Sirius took off the Covers channel for Disney radio.

10. Jeffrey has gone full sociopath and drinks black iced coffee from Cumberland Farms.

11. Heard that Chrissy is looking for a new jobby job. He is not happy at the Spray.

12. RIP DMX...people sleep on the number of Bangers you had. "I told you I don't know nobody in Yonkers!"

13. Have they figured out what Phase bar rooms are in yet?

14. I love that people who are not really into golf get up for the Masters.




Monday, April 5, 2021

April

 April Showers bring May flowers and we all know what Mayflowers bring...Pilgrims.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Who the fuck doesn't like mustard? That's just crazy to me. Yeah Joe Martell is on this list.

2. Are we not going to talk about DMX?

3. Some scientist believe we will be at herd immunity by Memorial day.

4. Watched Godzilla vs Kong, it is ok.

5. Vaccine passports, how do we feel about them?

6. Man Easter being a mini Christmas is crazy to me.

7. Friday nights you can catch Leaden moonlighting at the Charlie Horse on Friday nights.

8. Its crazy to me that commercials have to have disclaimers that things were either shot pre-covid or all necessary precautions were taken.

9. Glad to see Facebooks was hacked and a half a bill\ion users phone numbers and addresses were released to the public.

10. I watched more Redsox games this season than all of last season.

11. Do you think the world would have ended up here eventually with the zoom meetings and virtual this and that but it was just accelerated because of Covid?

12. If you had to pick, where would you live? North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia or Florida?



Monday, March 29, 2021

Slowly

We are slowly getting back to normal.  
I got tickets to Marathon Monday Sox game so lets do this.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Leaden finally secured a house, right down the street from TKS old place.

2. God did not gift me with patience.

3. Had my first taste of Detroit style pizza. I love it.

4. Sunday Funday can be a thing again.

5. Guess the Tin Knockers union will take anyone.

6. I cant believe that Easter is right around the corner.

7. Martells in the stonks game...to the moon I guess.

8. Baked ziti is so underrated.

9. Ear aches as an adult are the worst.

10. I hope we all get invited to Calnan's wedding this year.

11. When do people realistically think that masks will be a thing of the past? This summer, this winter, or next year?

12. Ok then when will we be at herd immunity?



Monday, March 22, 2021

Sprung

 Spring has sprung mother fuckers!


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Ronin met McMurray:


2. Dump runs are for the bird.

3. Don't worry, Chris is still looking and putting offers on houses.

4. Corned beef and cabbage should be more than a once a year thing.

5. It was good to be back at a bar and semi normal watching March Madness.

6. I over heard people at the bar talking about the Real ID and how they cant wait to travel, and I felt that (the travel not the real ID talk).

7. Easter seems to be really early this year. Less than 2 weeks away and I already can taste the ham.

8. Welcome to Phase 4 step 1!!

9. The Snyder cut of Justice League is a way better version of the movie than Whedons bullshit piece.

10. I can't be the only person wanting new movies or tv shows to come out.

11. Leaden being a a good Samaritan and teaching Buffalo Wild Wings staff how to do Keno Transactions is something.

12. Don't look now but Tom Kelly is officially on the Snap chat. 

Thursday, March 18, 2021

BFit

Mario is doing that thing again


Im asking for your donation to help with my fundraising goal for the Boston Bruins Foundation’s 5th annual BFit Challenge that will take place 3/22-29th.

VIRTUAL Bfit Challenge March 22-29th 2021.

This event invites first responders and ALL community members to TD Garden to raise awareness around health and wellness of first responders and ultimately raise money for First Responder Charities. 

Please join me and the Boston Bruins Foundation to support this great cause! 

Last year the BFit Challenge raised $500,000 for the families of fallen first responders. 

Even the smallest donation makes a BIG difference.  Please note that 100 percent of the money raised goes directly to first responder charities.

The Boston Bruins Foundation is a 501(c)(3) non-profit organization that assists charitable organizations that demonstrate a commitment to enhancing the quality of life for children and families throughout New England.

Thank you for your consideration of supporting me with the Boston Bruins Foundation’s BFit Challenge. Please don’t hesitate to contact me via email to discuss the event and how much it means. 

malo35@bu.edu


https://runsignup.com/Race/Donate/MA/Boston/BFitChallenge2021

Tuesday, March 16, 2021

Phase 4

 So Phase 4 begins on March 22nd!

This is so exciting how things are just going back to normal at such an alarming pace.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Jeffrey starting drinking before noon is something.

2. Supah P is alive and going to take all the cut wood.

3. Here is to new Beginnings - Jeffrey, Leaden and Jordan. All for different reasons.

4. Man I thought Mother Nature was going to sober up in 2021 but hell nah that bitch is on full rager.

5. Fuck neighbors.

6. No one has hit Megabucks in over a year now. It is a race between someone hitting that and my haircut.

7. Its funny how Foley started his midlife crisis and no ones heard from him since.

8. Is Baker gonna let us celebrate St. Paddys day tomorrow or do we have to wait till 2022?

9. Getting a new bed is fun and all until you feel like you are sleeping on a fucking rock.

10. How the fuck do you get a slow leak in a tire, overnight.

11. I do not care how old you are, breakfast for dinner is always fire.

12. Marry, Kill, Fuck - Italian food, Chinese food and Mexican food.


Tuesday, March 9, 2021

We back Baby

I feel like Forest Gump after the rain stopped.

And just like that Covid was gone. CDC says vaccinated people can now be maskless and gather in small groups.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Chrissy is a lumberjack from way back. He also likes to be called the foreman.
2. Welcome to owning a dog, Joe. Nothing but vet bills, pissing and shitting everywhere.
3. Give me some Mexican food any time of the day.
4. Another week and another bunch of offers on houses and still Nothing for Chris Leaden.
5. You can only eat so much pizza.
6. Nothing beats a nap. Nothing!
7. So prisoners are getting stimulus checks but I am not. Nothing to see here.
8. There are so many life hacks now I don't even know if I am walking down the street correctly anymore.
9. Timmy Kraemer is now a Florida resident.
10. When are we going to Cronins for some steak tips?



Monday, March 1, 2021

March is here

 We made it to March. The governor is loosening up his restrictions, starting today. Things are looking up.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Nora Mitchell is alive and looking to buy a 1.4 Million dollar house in Santa Cruz. If you guys have any extra cash around.

2. Leave it to Joey Martell to almost get me kicked out of Dorsett Hall before I even sat down for a beer.

3. It is officially one year since my last hair cut.

4. Yes, Chris Leaden is still looking for a house.

5. TK is moving to Weymo! Sounds like a TV show in the making. Right up from the landing, Yo!

6. It appears that everyone is going to Disney for April vacation.

7. Wait are we supposed to wear 2 masks now that things are opening up?

8. Peanut butter and english muffins are underrated.

9. Why do grocery stores always have to move shit around? Pasta should be in isle 6 stop fucking with me!

10. Penny STOCKS TO THE MOON!



Tuesday, February 23, 2021

uh huh

Yes, I was off yesterday and yes I totally forgot to post.

That is on me!

This is what I learned recently:

1. Jason Foley is engaged.

2. The Seadog in Yarmouth was packed on a Sunday night. 

3. Fuck painting and especially fuck painting shiplap.

4. Oh by the way, Jason Foley may be going through a midlife crisis, since he is getting all tatted up.

5. Gas prices, AMIRIGHT? Looks like that $3.00 a gallon will be here by St. Pattys.

6. Leaden told me he heard we will be at herd immunity by April.

7.  I never knew how much people hated clowns. People's common hatred of clowns brings people together.

8. NYC is opening movie theaters to 25% capacity on March 5th. Hey maybe open up some restaurants.

9.  Looks like the stock market may be on a downturn.

10. Speaking of stocks - I am sick of all these pop up ads saying if you invested just $5,000 on this stock you would have 1 million by now. NO FUCKING SHIT! A. If I had $5,000 when Apple went public I would have been one rich baby.

11. So Mass is going to decriminalize drugs but then raise taxes on soda? Uhm K.

12. Who knew rental property management companies are so expensive.



Monday, February 15, 2021

Looky Looky

 Look whos working on a holiday...this guy!


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Grown ass men still shove birthday cake in each others faces.

2. Have you ever heard of having to tell your landlord 60+ days out that you aren't renewing?

3. Leaden still on the prowl for a house.

4. Pretty sure I said I was not going to paint a house again after buying my house 10 years ago, guess I was lieing to myself.

5. Christian is looking to make moves from Ocean spray if you know of any job opportunities.

6. Speaking of moving, rumor has it Tk is gonna hang em up in 3 years and move to Florida.

7. Sundays are made for being lazy.

8. Just when it seems like Covid is on the downturn, it appears more people are getting it. 

9. The gas prices are cruising up again. Just broke $40 on a fill up for the first time in years.

10. Making homemade pizza dough is not all that hard.

11. Hope everyone had a nice Valentines day.

12. Coming up on a year without a haircut - now its just a matter of when I cut it.




Tuesday, February 9, 2021

Remember

 A few years back when TK was all this hasn't been a bad winter and BLAM we got buried and there was snow piles up into May? I have a sneaking suspicion that is happening again. Global warming my ass,


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. That was one of the most boring Superbowls in recent memory.

2. Joe and Karen have a puppy now. Hope you guys like no sleep.

3. Venison ribs are pretty good.

4. Congrats to Brady and his 7th ring.

5. Kind of saddened to hear that kids are not into playing baseball anymore.

6. Don't forget to wish Welchie a happy birthday tomorrow and Jeffrey on Saturday.

7. Oh would ya look at that - snow today, snow Friday and maybe snow Saturday.

8. Another year and another loss in the squares game.

9. Waking up hours before your alarm clock sucks balls.

10. Good news Buffalo Wild Wings fans, they now have Keno.

11. Megabucks is over 8 million, just saying.

12. I had no idea the Weeknd had so many songs that I knew.



Monday, February 1, 2021

Well it is February

 That was the fastest January that I can remember. I mean last year it felt like January lasted 6 months and that was right before the pandemic hit.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. I really fucking hate painting.

2. The Little Things was a waste of time. I was looking forward to it and they kind of wasted Jared Leto's performance.

3. Who is looking forward to this Superbowl? I think this is the most money I have thrown out there in squares.

4. Joey and Karen's dog is coming on Friday. 

5. Are we taking bets on if this groundhog sees his shadow?

6. Honey Dew donuts is underrated.

7. Mike Foley is alive. Saw him at Rags.

8. I hope everyone ran to the store for their eggs and milk. Nothing screams snow storm like french toast.

9. I wonder why Leaden didn't use Grillo for his real estate agent? Thought he was part of the Limoncello crew?

10. Chrissy is looking for a new job. I guess Ocean Spray is eliminating positions due to Covid.

11. When the draft beers are good then they hit good. When they aren't then you may as well drink puddle water.

12. Dont forget your Megabucks tickets 8.1 Mil.




Tuesday, January 26, 2021

Yes

 I did it again. I forgot to post yesterday, I blame Leaden, talking my ear off all day.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. People are assholes.

2. Martell is getting is dog Next Friday. 

3. Who else is pumped to stimulate the economy now that bars and restaurants are open back to their normal hours?

4. TK is pumped that he can get his vaccination next week.

5. Raw burgers are served at 33 Homer Rd.

6. I  have been trying to get to coffee with no cream but man its not going well.

7. Serious question, will this vaccine open up travel? Can I go to Seattle for a weekend?

8. Has anyone been to Sarcastic Swine in Abington?

9. Baseball, hockey and now soccer? Maybe Julian can get one to stick.

10. When do you think gas prices go over $3.00 a gallon?

11. Bars being only 25% capacity means no superbowl open bars and just more superbowl parties. The numbers will spike again.

12. You should see Martells basement. He has to have well over 350 empty 30 packs to return.


Tuesday, January 19, 2021

OOPS

 Totally fucking forgot to post this till right now.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Even with the slow roll out of vaccines we wont be back to normal till 2022.

2. After about a year people are starting to lose their minds. The monotony of everyday is having a toll on some.

3. Leaden's on the hunt for a house if you know of any.

4. St. Pattys is cancelled in the city.

5. The Bruins look like dog shit.

6. I see that tie dye is making a come back. Hippies for the win.

7. Phew, Chrissy survived Covid!

8. TK actually came out for Chris Leadens Bday beers. Hell may have frozen over.

9. We need more good Mexican restaraunts.

10. Nothing screams "oh fuck" quite like your elbow and arm going numb.

11. What do you do when they mess up your coffee order in the drive through? Its not like you take a blast at the window, so you don't really know till you have moved on?

12. Do not forget me when you guys hit the Mega Millions or Powerball.

13. People who like to paint are border line insane.

14.  Is Joe Exotic really gonna get pardoned?


Monday, January 11, 2021

Fuck that

 I hate fucking painting more than anything in the world - except maybe laundry.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Way more restaurants are closed, either permanently or in "hibernation", due to Covid than I realized.

2. Speaking of paint, matching paint sucks. 

3. This new Super wild card weekend was something.

4. Where do you stand on the Covid Vax? Pro, against or indifferent?

5. Joe and Karen have officially picked a dog and get to take him home on Feb 5th...Valentines came early.

https://youtu.be/6R3XKvU62GM

6. Think its time for a new phone.

7. Tv's mounted to the wall or nah?

8. Anyone see or hear from Chrissy? Kids been MIA since the start of the new year.

9. The average age of hospitalizations for Covid is 73 years old.

10. I have a sneaking suspicion that the NBA season is going to be put on hold with all these Covid positive cases.

11. Are the Sunday Scaries a real thing?

12. All is not lost for TK, rumor has it he has the leas on moving out of the Bridgewater projects.

13. Nothing crazier a feeling than waking up from a nap, full drool and not know what day of the week it is.

14. Strawberry short cake is a top 5 desert of all time.


Monday, January 4, 2021

new year new me!

 Ha, I always laugh when people are like new year new me. Nope same you, same old same and same bullshit.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. The new Wonder Woman was very blah.

2. I hope every New years eve is as low key as this previous one.

3. I have a sneaking suspicion bars are going to jack up everything on their menu when they can finally open back to capacity.

4. Also this whole 90 Minutes is for the birds.

5. Fantasy football is done, so i guess we move onto hockey?

6. Speaking of football - how would you grade the Cam experience here in New England.

7. Sometimes when nothing goes right all you can do is laugh it off.

8. I have heard nothing but mixed reviews on Cobra Kai.

9. So many people doing Sober January. Let me know when you guys have the balls to do it in June, July and August.

10. I have noticed the price of gas is creeping up.

11. After seeing people use the Occulus, pretty sure I am glad that I aint into that.

12. Bars going into Hibernation is infuriating.

13. Bakers 2 week roll back order is set to expire on Saturday...are we taking bets as to whether or not it gets an extension?

14. I would say that I am shocked the roll out of the vaccine isn't going smoothly. Between lack of staffing to give it and the lack of communication on where to get it to who is eligible and who is not.


Monday, December 28, 2020

Almost there

 This  year cannot end fast enough. We are almost at the finish line!


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. A plumber, I am not.

2. These new 25% restrictions on capacity for bars and restaurants is a slow and miserable death,

3. Just found out what a Jersey stranger is. You reach around the shower curtain with your non dominate hand when jerking off in the shower.

4. No matter what you give a child for Xmas they always want more.

5. Jeffrey is bummed out that he didn't get the Oculus.

6. Fucking serious with the price of fucking Pokemon cards?

7. Skimming a wall is for the fucking birds.

8. Ask Joey about his air fryer experience.

9. Speaking of Joey, him and Karen are getting a black Lab in February.

10. Letterkenny newest season is out, fucking shit ton of swears.

11. Nothing beats a really good steak.

12. Anyone check out Wonder Woman yet? I am hearing all types of mixed views.


Have a great rest of the year.




Monday, December 21, 2020

Merry Christmas

 Merry Christmas to all you fools out there. Happy Hanukkah or as Smokey Robinson says Happy Chanukah!


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Nothing good comes from shut offs not holding.

2. The Brunch at Liberty Tavern is fire.

3. Joey Martell is getting rid of the Grand Marquis. Sad times but at least he will have some space in his driveway.

4. I have never seen so many fans jump off a bandwagon as fast as the Patriots fans did after their elimination from the playoffs.

5. Do kids still go sledding? I mean I always loved that shit.

6. Is it just me or are people boozing at an alarming rate.

7. Surprisingly, ordering a fridge directly from Samsung proved to be the best option.

8. Do you think Leaden will be making cheesecakes for Christmas this year?

9. It was a valiant effort but it looks like my fantasy team is just mediocre at best.

10. "I'd have 8 beers" is a perfect retort when anyone asks if you want to grab some beers - 6 isn't enough and 12 is just lushville.

11. What is all this hoopla about hot pots? I mean I just got a fucking air fryer!

12. How many babies will now be born due to this pandemic? Another baby boom?


Monday, December 14, 2020

Winterfest

 Joe and Karen's first annual Winterfest was a hit -

Ugly sweaters, toys for tots, Friendsgiving and even had an appearance from Santa!


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Chrissy wears feety pajamas. A grown man in feety pajamas.

2. Season 2 of Harley Quinn is fucking hilarious, ask Chrissy.

3. Where has fried turkey been my whole life?

4. Fucking Disney with all the Star Wars and Marvel news, am I right?

5. people complaining about impending snow this week make me laugh. We fucking live in New England.

6. Dressing up as Santa made me look like drunk Dan Akroyd in Trading Places.

7. New hip hop channel on Sirius XM 42. Looks like Christmas came early.

8. Speaking of Christmas, I havent even started shopping yet.

9. Chrissy is killing the Uber game.

10. Coors light has been offering an $8.00 rebate for all cases and 30 packs since the middle of November and I am just finding out now.

11. Jeffrey scored an adult Trike and he has lofty plans to pimp it out.

12. Tennis elbow is a mother fucker.




Monday, December 7, 2020

Surprisingly

 I am really digging the Christmas music this year. Maybe I am just appreciating it more with this just being a really messed up year.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Tom Kelly dominates the wall paper removal game.

2. Anyone ever skim a wall to fix all the damage from wall paper?

3. That was a crazy storm this past weekend. CRAZY!

4. Looks like Joey Martell is back on the unemployment line.

5. Half priced wings and tenders at Cagney's on Wednesday nights.

6. Is there anything worse than someone answering a phone on speaker phone.

7. I mean why do they sell beers in anything less than a 30 pack? 

8. The original Pizzeria Regina cannot be beat.

9. I love breakfast for dinner. Its my jam.

10. Why do they keep messing with Twitter, I dont need to see Fleets.