Monday, August 14, 2017

Better late than never

Ha I totally forgot to update this bitch.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Why aren't there any good beach buggys with coolers?
2. Working all weekend long keeps you out of trouble.
3. Everyone gets in ruts. Same old same.
4. Getting 12 guys to agree to a weekend for a fantasy draft is near impossible. But if any one is available August 26 we need a board person and someone to draft beach bums team.
5. Storyland was the place to be this past week.
6. Jeffrey lost his denture - single tooth.
7. People still go to Canobie Lake Park, too.
8. I think scones are under rated.
9. Looks like I have a maybe for Florida in October for the world's largest outdoor cocktail party, in Christian Daniel MacPhail. We can celebrate his 40th down there.  Hotels on me just get your ass there.
10. Mario is slowly moving on to Miller High life's. Welcome to the team.
11. I feel like WWE is at an all time high right now.
12. Even though the Rock just covered up his Brahma bull tattoo.
13. Man Kungfu Hong Kong Dave must be killing at his new job. Motherfucker ain't hit me back in a week.
14. Don't tell anyone but Thomas Gerard Kelly is a huge country music fan and wants to hit up a concert if anyone's interested.
15. Fuck Snapchat allowing iPhones to take videos longer than 10 seconds.
16. Nothing worse than when your back won't crack between your shoulder blades.

Monday, August 7, 2017

Time flies

It seems like summer was just starting to ramp up and now the sun sets before 8. Where did summer go?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I have no idea what kind of Italian dressing Chrissy uses but his chicken marinade is on point.
2. If I had a band, I would name it Nooner at Four.
3. Buying a car should be quick and easy. No hassles.
4. Do you think Dave looks in his closet and thinks Does this black go with this black?
5. Apparently freckles don't block the sun.
6. Finally saw Kong skull island. I liked it.
7. Nut shots are still a thing.
8. Thank God we have Calnan out there cracking down on Uber drivers cheating the system by renting rides.
9. Speaking of Uber, remember when drivers were nice and seemed to be happy to be making money? Yeah not so much anymore.
10. Only 20 more Monday's till Christmas.
11. Anyone catch Carspotting? Not really sure what is going on with it?
12. Chrissy and Jeff are starting a side business - Triple B - Bikini Board Broads. You pay for ladies clad in bikinis to show up and do your draft boards.
13. Fuck swiss cheese.
14. Make sure you hit up Miriachi Mondays at Cielo in Braintree.
15. Hey Lazy Boy, trying to charge $100 for delivery or having to pick up a chair in fucking New Jersey is wrong. For that reason I am out.
16. I hope you are out there enjoying the boozy seltzers this summer.

Monday, July 31, 2017

Guess who is on vacation again?

You guessed right...this guy. Suck a dick Christian Daniel MacPhail!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Tommy is an angry ass dude. Dont even talk about when he is drinking.
2. Congrats to Dave on leaving Apple and moving on.
3. Fuck car shopping.
4. Bug bites on your feet are no bueno.
5. Chrissy has found a car for the figure 8 but not the derby itself.
6. Who knew that a 4 year old would already have a Sega Genesis?
7. Always bring beers that no one drinks to parties if you arent sure you will like the party goers.
8. Speaking of beers, I am a big fan of Clown Shoes, right now.
9. Some people can be so petty.
10. Uber is great and all but sometimes you get a real dick driver.
11. Weddings that incorporate - pub crawls, booze cruises and open bars are destined for greatness.
12. Anyone interested in seeing Lee Brice on Friday night?
13. Chrissy is racking up the overtime this week. Working 24 straight hours today.
14. I hate painting and staining more than anything.
15. Insurance is such a scam.
16. On vacation without anything to do is a great feeling. Just wasting days getting wasted.

Off to car shop. Wish me luck.

Monday, July 24, 2017

Rainy days

I love me some rainy days. This is great sleeping weather.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Beach days are where it is at.
2. We all mess up and make mistakes. It's how we dust ourselves off and move forward that define us.
3. TK needs a clear concise plan for all aspects of life.
4. If your car was acting up but still worth $6000 would you trade it in now or run it into the ground?
5. Dealing with escrow accounts not paying shit is so adult it hurts.
6. Breweries are popping up everywhere.
7. Do people still go to Six Flags?
8. Mikey T only drinks 16oz cans now.
9. Met one of Smiddys ex ladies over at 16C.
10. Grilled corn on the cob is where it is at.
11. There is nothing worse than waking up every hour on the hour.
12. I ask all you single cats out there - Why aren't breakfast dates more of a thing? Can't be fucking up french toast and bacon on a date?
13. Buying sneakers is such a process.
14. If you can afford a cleaning lady then you are pretty much not at liberty to ever bitch about cash money.
15. Portsmouth NH or Portland ME?
16. Looks like I am gonna head to the Florida Georgia game in October solo. So be it.

Oh look who has 2 thumbs and is on vacation next week. This guy...hmu.

Monday, July 17, 2017

What did I miss?

Yes, I know that I didn't post last week but I was on vacation. It is what it is.

This is what I learned while away:
1. Rainy days down the cape don't suck all that much.
2. I hate bicyclist or should I say I hate cyclist who don't obey the rules of the road.
3. I do not know much about dream meanings but it always freaks me out when my mother pops up in my dreams.
4. If you are near South Yarmouth hit up Gerardi's cafe. I give it 5.6 out of 5.
5. If you see Lauren Brady on Wednesday buy her a shot for her 34th birthday!!
6. I got a sun burn inside my ear. Like what in the honest fuck!
7. If you got a bad haircut would you go back and ask them to fix it or would you go somewhere else?
8. Best purchase I have made in a while - Bose.
9. After going down the Cape for the past five years, I finally hit up the Beachcomber. I get it!
10. Miller High Life, High life lite and MGD are all under rated.
11. I get it now Chrissy, the Improper is a fun time.
12. Did everyone catch the Northern Lights?
13. Broken snaps that say you have a new snap but actually don't are the worst!
14. Dennis beaches saying they will search your cooler is very aggressive.
15. The more things change the more they stay the same.
16. We have all passed out sitting up, right? Can't be just me.
17. Chrissy is planning a trip to Water Wiz in August. If you are interested hit him up.
18. A good filling breakfast is the way to start a day.
19. Getting a group of people to decide on a place to grab dinner is one of the worst things in the world.
20. No one should be up at 5am on vacation.
21. People still do Marry, Fuck, Kill? Mine would most likely be all Fucks and Kills.
22. If someone says they do not masturbate punch them in the throat. They are lieing like a mother fucker.

Ok I have 500 emails to sort through so I gotta jet.  Remember Brady loves tequila and dick pics for her birthday, not necessarily in that order.

Sunday, July 2, 2017


Who says I can't post on a Sunday night?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. It is always good to get new readers on here.
2. I don't think hair of the dog actually works but I'll promote it till I die.
3. Apparently I have not been as funny as in the past.
4. Let's all wish Chrissy good luck tomorrow on his second 5K - hope he breaks last year's pace of 38 minutes or some shit.
5. The Shaking Crab in Quincy has some bomb ass wings.
6. I usually bump into someone that I know when I am out and about.
7. Both Chrissy and Jeffrey are having July 4th parties.
8. Speaking of parties come on by tomorrow after 4. Cooking out and fire works.
9. Some people can not just roll with the punches, they need plans and agendas and schedules. What is this 1912? Just roll with it.
10. Sparklers are the handjobs of fire works.
11. The more you make the more you spend.
12. It is always great to see random people wearing Mustache Pub Crawl t shirts.
13. What is the pool up to? The one for if Chrissy makes it back from Canada or not?
14. Have you been to the Range in Hingham yet? Good vibe, nice out door bar and a driving range.
15. If you won 1 million bucks would you take it all in a lump sum or take the 50k a year for 20 years...basically till you are 83.
16. Sleeping is over rated.

As always I will try to do better next time.

P.S. I have no idea what is going on here but I love this picture of Jimmy -

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

I am back

Banged out a shit ton of things on my vacation. Didn't really relax but I didn't work either.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. R.I.P Jaydisco.
2. Random Friday night drinks with Chrissy will always make you smile.
3. Who knew getting a drive way redone is such a pain. I guess when dealing with neighbors you should just assume it's gonna be a hassle.
4. It is beach season.
5. Those road side carnivals make 125k in 5 days just on ticket sales.
6. Nora Mitchell is now bi, bi-coastal that is.
7. Congrats officer Calnan on graduating the police academy.
8. What is worse, sunburned nose or ears?
9. You can not be over 30 years old getting kicked out of bars and wanting to rip people's ears off.
10. Canada has their own 7 wonders of Canada and the Bay of Fundy has been voted one of them. The Macphails will be visiting this summer.
11. Can someone explain to me what the Celtics are doing?
12. Kind of sad that Netflix cancelled Girl Boss.
13. Nothing quite like being at a bar and a guy says "hope he hasn't left yet. I don't want to chase him, he has the coke". Don't think he meant coca cola.
14. Got some new golf clubs. I still suck. Life lessons.
15. I feel like staining a deck should be quick and easy but nah it isn't.
16. Who knew Rob is a beer snob now? Kicked light beers to the curb in favor of IPAs.

I got 524 emails to rummage through so I have to run but hopefully I'll see some of you down at the Chipman family pig roast this weekend.

Monday, June 19, 2017


It isn't officially summer till vacation weeks start. Guess who is on vacation this week? This guy. So if anyone is around and wants to grab some lunch, dinner or beers - hmu.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Officer Calnan graduates this week.
2. Apparently Jeffrey is King for a day on Father's day.
3. I went out and bought new golf clubs this past weekend. It can only help my game.
4. The Pour Yard is pretty decent for outside drinking.
5. The god damn vet is a crap shoot when it comes to pricing. Could be $50 bucks could be $500.
6. Chrissy is working some crazy 3am to 3pm schedule this week.
7. I am not having a July 3rd party this year but Chrissy is having a July 4th block party if you are interested.
8. I do not get this whole tall ships thing. Like what's the deal?
9. The Stars annual golf tournament is next Monday.
10. If you call a rotary a roundabout I'll probably junk punch you.
11. I have zero patience when it comes to being stuck behind people who walk slow.
12. The older I get the more I like bourbon.
13. Don't look now but the Redsox are tied for 1st place.
14. Do people still watch Deadliest Catch? Like seriously?
15. Has anyone seen Mike Foley? It is like he is always playing a real life game of Hokey Pokey. He pops in and out.
16. Those Johnsonville fire cracker sausages are pretty awesome.
17. How come no one wants to go to Barrett Jackson at Mohegan Sun?
18. Do you think TK will spend more time at the new Barretts Ale house or the old one?

Thanks off to do some errands.

Monday, June 12, 2017

Man oh man

Say one thing about the weather and mother nature comes with a right hand. Enjoy it while we can.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Some people just need to grow the fuck up. Look in the mirror Peter Pan.
2. Jeffrey is looking at making one off t-shirts. He carries a pen and writes em all down.
3. Hulls kitchen 2 opens on Wednesday.
4. Wheel barrel coolers are the new hotness.
5. How many burgers is too many on a weekend? Asking for a friend.
6. We all have that one friend who misses whole spots on themselves when applying sun screen.
7. If this weather doesn't make you smile then you are just a miserable fuck.
8. People don't use the word weasle enough. That guy is such a fucking weasle!
9. Give me NHL playoffs over NBA playoffs anytime.
10. The Smirnoff Seltzer's are the shit.
11. Fuck this 3A Fore River bridge shit too. Not the actual work but the drivers just lose their minds.
12. Wait people still play angry birds?
13. No lie, I heard someone use the word wigger and I didn't know if I should laugh or be offended.
14. I didn't win the Powerball. Gotta keep grinding.

Hope you can enjoy the weather and hit up the beach. Count down to vacation is on.

Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Global warming my balls

Is this Seattle, London or Boston for fucks sake?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Not everything makes the blog because I am usually wayyyyyyy too bombed.
2. The Pour Yard is now open.
3. Jeffrey always celebrates everyone's birthday like it is his own.
4. Monday morning casino runs are where it is at.
5. Wonder Woman was a good movie.
6. Don't you hate when people get all whiny and take their proverbial ball and go home.
7. Everything hurts after a morning of bowling.
8. Wait people creep on Snapchat? They screen shot things and send them to other people to try to get them in trouble?
9. Breakfast dates are still the new hotness.
10. It was good to see many people out watching the Dot day parade.
11. I guess the going rate for a triple decker in Dorchester is a smooth million.
12. Buckets of beers are still my jam. Nothing like being your own bartender.
13. Every now and again you need a vacation from your vacation.
14. Mungo just out crushing beers.
15. I guess the time to head down the cape is 3:30 pm.
16. Sick days are for the boys now.

Gonna go try and catch up on my 189 emails from this weekend.

Monday, May 29, 2017


Where the fuck is summer?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Not as much fan fare this year with Memorial day kicking off the summer.
2. Ice cream when you are drunk is the jam.
3. Anyone know anything bout them razor clubs? Fucking 42 dollars for some Mach 3s is insane.
4. I am always amazed when people spend $60 at the deli of a supermarket. Like are you feeding a football team?
5. Ever have one of those days where your drink leaks all over your lunch that you made?
6. I am hearing that Chrissys out as Grillos best man. Not through any fault of his own but because the weddings on hold.
7. Do you think that more people would take last minute trips if airfare was cheaper, if you booked day of flights?
8. Air filters for your heating/ac are not cheap.
9. Dot day is less than a week away. Hope it doesn't rain this year. Rumor has it Chris Leaden is gonna show.
10. Man buns are still a thing.
11. Worst part of the summer is no new television shows.
12. Five 12 hour shifts this week. Pray for my sanity - please and thank you.
13. If anyone is in the Hull area today, Jeffrey is putting in an outdoor shower. He could use a hand or 2.
14. It is amazing to me the price of cars now a days.

Please take a moment to remember our fallen soldiers on this Memorial Day.

Monday, May 22, 2017

Bitter Sweet

The 10th and final Mustache pub crawl is in the books. With a little help (or strong arming) from Sarah, Kaitlyn and Kiki we sold all the shirts, most of the koozies and some fake staches to raise $1402.

I rounded up and made the donation this morning for $1500.
I would like to thank everyone from the bottom of my heart that has supported the cause for the last 10 years. What started out as a small idea turned into so much more. Year one the shirts were $10 and I just wanted to see if I could get 40 people to grow mustaches and get together for a Saturday​ afternoon of bar hopping. After the initial turn out ended up being 70 some odd people I figured we had something cooking. We had high of 160 people one year and lows 50. We raised as much as $1900 (that went to the One Fund) and as low as $800 (when we moved it to father's day weekend). Any extra shirts we had left over we donated to the Veterans Association. We had good laughs and made new friends. In the 10 years we did this we only had a few minor hiccups - Bell n Hand, the Charlie Chaplin stache and few people turned away just because they were wearing crawl shirts but we never had any problems. So as we close the book on this weekend and the mustache pub crawl I just want to thank you all again.

I am definitely taking a year off to go to the Kentucky Derby. Maybe in my absence someone else will take up the pub crawl mantle. If not and there is still interest in doing one we can start anew, I'm thinking Wounded Warriors foundation?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Joe Q is still bat shit crazy.
2. The bars in Quincy center were all very accommodating.
3. Getting shut off at a bar isn't a bad thing. Just means you did work.
4. By the way if I was rude or anything to anyone after Kama lounge. I am sorry and don't remember much.
5. People losing their minds over $10 covers is funny to me.
6. Drunk Derek should never be allowed to order Chinese food. Everyone knows I'm just gonna pass the fuck out.
7. Some people are puke and rally kind of guys, others are fall down guys, while I am a passer outter.
8. Why does Snap chat update every other day now?
9. Fat Belly Deli still has it.
10. Chrissy was losing his shit when he thought Kristin's didn't have Reese's peanut butter cup pancakes anymore. Crisis adverted.
11. Is anyone watching American Gods? Is it worth watching?
12. Friday nights are perfect for couch time.
13. What is your for Memorial day weekend? Are you all heading down the Cape with the Macphails?
14. Nothing sucks worse than running out of propane while cooking on the grill.

Gotta go and do some work.

Monday, May 15, 2017

The final countdown

Man oh man, how time flies when you are having fun. In all honesty I cannot believe it has been 10 years since we started this Mustache Pub Crawl. What started out with me trying to organize 40-50 people on a random Saturday turned into much more. We have had great years where 150 people have shown and others when only 60 have. We have raised over $10,000 in the time we have been doing this and hopefully we can get at least $1500 more this Saturday. All and all I would say it will be a bitter sweet day.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Pretty sure not one person likes to work.
2. I'm amazed when people have never been to Florian hall before.
3. Chrissy loves his fireworks. Huge July 4th bash in Pembroke so he invested in $400 worth of pyrotechnics.
4. I love how I have asked everyone to meet up for a shirt, if they wanted them before the crawl and now they all text me to save them for me.
5. Not a fan of Michelob Ultra.
6. I am looking forward to the Pour yard opening up next to Cagneys.
7. You do not know panic until you have a tick crawling on your skin.
8. What excuse will Dave use for not showing up on Saturday?
9. Nothing worse than a headache that lasts for days.
10. I am not a fan of the new caramel M & M's
11. Jeffrey wants to put a trip to Toronto together, anyone interested?
12. Are you guys practicing your "Let's go Celtics" chants for tonight?
13. All this rain and cold weather is depressing. Bring on the heat.
14. Update from last week - I have heard from Nickerson, she is laying low saving for a condo. Still can't locate Coach K and my Redsox ticket money.
15. A case of Coors light bottles is $26.
16. Think officer Calnan has only a month left in the police academy, then a huge bash.

Alright hope to see you all on Saturday.

Monday, May 8, 2017

Only 12 days away

When is it too early to shave in my mustache for the 10th and Final Mustache Pub Crawl? There is a fine line to tow between creepy/pervert/everyday wear and doing it for a charity. 

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Waking up with a headache is the worst.
2. Cinco de Mayo was a success. Cannot wait till next year's on a Saturday.
3. Sold enough shirts and koozies to pay off the bill, so now everything is for the charity donation.
4. Man people jumping on and off the Red Sox bandwagon is funny. We are only the 2nd week into May people.
5. Going out for lunch but staying out all day is always fun, right?
6. I am not against going out to lunch solo.
7. Guardians of the Galaxy 2 was funny as fuck.
8. What is up with Stop and Shop using those crazy bagging stations now?
9. Has anyone heard from Julie Nickerson? Haven't heard from her so I assume she is in love.
10. Joe Martell didn't realize how good Pearl Jam was till this weekend.
11. Korean BBQ is where it is at.
12. Hey if anyone sees Coach K remind him he still owes me for Red Sox tickets and he hasn't bought a pub crawl shirt yet.
13. Are you officially old when sleeping in means 7:30 am?
14. Do you put chips ON a sandwich or eat them WITH a sandwich.
15. May weather has been depressing.
16. Really who is watching boxing? It is 2017!!

Check ya later...

Monday, May 1, 2017

It's May Day bitches

But not this Mayday:

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Friday night Sox games are where it is at.
2. Look who is starting to heat up after this picture was taken

3. It is great how many Celtics fans are creeping out of the woodwork.
4. Congrats to Colin on the new job at Hulls kitchen 2 (old Barefoot Bob's).
5. Nothing worse than scratching your sunglasses.
6. Fuck rose bushes.
7. Cinco de Mayo is Friday. The start of tank tops, jean skirt and pig tail/braid season.
8. The fruit teas at Dunks are the shit.
9. Birds are relentless with eating all my grass seed.
10. I heard Jeffrey "Down to the Left" Lundrigan was on 9 this weekend.
11. You are probably not going to believe this but I had really good customer service at Comcast in Braintree, Betty Ann rocks.
12. If you have not had the pizza at Game On do your self a favor and get on that.
13. Star wars day is this week. I know Leaden is excited. It's the one day a year he gets to fuck with his Darth Vader mask on.
14. Chrissy could be a part time landscaper with his patio skills.
15. Kentucky Derby is this Saturday...let's do this.
16. I am really enjoying the Cisco Brewery beers.

Sorry I gotta jet and do some work.

Monday, April 24, 2017

It was fun while it lasted

The Bruins first playoff run in 3 years came to an end yesterday. Every game was tight and intense. Their young guys made big strides this year and I fully expect them to be back in it next year.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Fucking grass seed man.
2. Some ladies to not like to be hit on by other ladies. Who knew?
3. I mean we all have been there but Mario has been burning the candle at both ends.
4. Man sales of MPC t-shirts are going slower than normal. We gotta sell units people.
5. Anyone ever go golfing in the rain? Didn't think so.
6. My phone battery will not stay charged for more than 5 hours. Looks like I'll be in the market for a new phone.
7. Do you think this is the year I finally make it on to Codzilla?
8. Going out drinking at 11pm makes me feel like I'm 21 all over again.
9. I can't believe Memorial day is month away.
10. I have no idea why but I find it odd when someone over the age of 50 dies of heroin overdose.  Maybe because I think it's a young man's drug of choice and cocaine as an older person.
11. It is one thing to get cans of beer at the Garden but to get unopened cans is a whole other party. Mikey T popping em open.
12. Any time there is nice weather, after a few days of total gloominess, the crazies come out in droves.
13. Fuck warm beers. I am not a fan of rodeo beers, Boston Garden.
14. Has anyone crashed the Chrissy/Chris standing Sunday date at BWW?
15. Speaking of Chrissy, has anyone heard if his application to be best man in the Grillo wedding of the year has been approved or not?
16. Are you an Alpha or a Beta?

Ok gotta run.
Next Friday is Cinco de Mayo...Shine up them drinking shoes.

Tuesday, April 18, 2017


Congratulations to all the people who ran the marathon yesterday.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Go big or go home. That's what Colin did on his first Marathon Monday game.
2. I recommend more than just a pretzel for lunch.
3. Drunk walks are good for sobering up.
4. Man this weekend was bomb weather wise but now it's crap.
5. It is great to be back drinking coffee.
6. You are never too old to nap.
7. Grilling season is upon us.
8. Fucking heartburn sucks hairy donkey dick.
9. It's always good to see Brian Folan.
10. Ran into Ryan Mac at the parade. Hope he makes it to the Mustache pub crawl.
11. Does anyone ever look to see if these are numbered in order?
12. Popeyes is still fucking awesome.
13. Im hearing Grillos wedding is going to be a destination wedding.
14. A haircut always makes you feel fresh.
15. Going solo to the bar and having lunch and drinks is totally fine and should be encouraged.
16. Toucher and Rich said it best - Marathon Monday is so insane because people have been cooped up in their houses all winter long and they finally get a day to just let it all wash away.
17. Don't tell anyone but I've been crushing Coronas lately.
18. Has anyone seen Mike Foley lately? Think he is in hiding.

Ok gotta run.

Monday, April 10, 2017

It is here

The nice weather has decided to show it's face.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Belly laughs are good for the soul.
2. Unplanned day drinking is the best day drinking.
3. No matter how nice something is, we all have that one friend who is a Debbie Downer and shits on everything.
4. For some reason this feels like the longest Lent ever! 7 days till coffee.
5. I don't understand people who don't like breakfast. I'm not talking 7 am eating time but the food they serve at breakfast.
6. Fuck in grown hairs.
7. Usually the nice weather makes people happy but so far not so much.
8. I think deep down Chrissy is a pyromaniac.
9. The glass cover on my greenhouse broke so I had to make a new one.
10. I'm just now starting Iron Fist and 5 episodes in, pretty slow and lame.
11. Also the Chappelle special on Netflix sucks.
12. Jeffrey is looking at the Nintendo switch. Does anyone have it?
13. Is anyone else heading to Marathon Monday Sox game?
14. So far I have sold 10 Mustache Pub Crawl t-shirts. If you want a shirt before the crawl date HMU.

Ok I'm off to do some work...Keep smiling.

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

And we are off...

Baseball season is officially here. I got my first sun burn of the year. 2017 is gonna be the shit.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Brownie sundaes for dinner are ok when you are an adult.
2. Nothing is worse than a full bad day at work.
3. The Bruins win tonight and they clinch a playoff berth.
4. Every one wants to come back from a few days off fully refreshed.
5. WrestleMania was a success.
6. Lasagna is a pain in the balls to make but the reward is worth it.
7. There was no Coors light to be found at Fenway.
8. Bobby shakes is still taking pictures at night clubs.
9. Brewer has moved on from Lulu's and is at City Tap in the seaport.
10. I think the Yard house is over rated.
11. Koozies are ordered and on their way.
12. I'm impressed with Chrissy and Leaden drinking beers out of a stein(3 beer stein) like that's an everyday thing?
13. I guess BWW is getting a sauce hotter than blazing. Why? I Don't know!
14. Skipping meals to booze is not always a good combination.
15. Rio made the drive from Florida to Saugus in 22 hours...Zoom zoom.
16. Hong Kong Kung Fu Dave said his loft is almost done and he's gonna have a party soon.

That's all I got right now.
If anyone wants a pub crawl shirt/koozie hmu and we can meet up.

Monday, March 27, 2017

Opening day is a week away

Really mother nature with this weather? Red Sox opening day is next Monday. I mean how can I enjoy my beers in the freezing cold rainy shit?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I still hate Stephen A. Smith.
2. Q39 has some bomb ass bbq in Kansas City.
3. Has anyone heard from Mark Welch?
4. You know what sucks? When your back hurts from sleeping in a bed that's not yours.
5. Officer Calnan won't be able to make the Mustache Pub Crawl but he will be buying a shirt.
6. Southwest airlines with the $8 wifi is a game changer.
7. The Little Cesar's commercial with the certified smokified guy makes me want to smash my tv.
8. People think most people from Boston are rude.
9. Would you sell your Red Sox hat to someone from Arkansas because they are fans of Andrew Benintendi.
10. Congrats to John Broderick and his wife on a healthy baby boy.
11. Man Kansas got smoked.
12. The Bruins are fighting for the 8th seed, the Celtics are fighting for the 1st seed, the Patriots won the latest Superbowl and the Sox season kicks off in a week. What a time to be alive.
13. They have a Whopper Bar in Kansas City. It's a fucking Burger King that serves booze.
14. It is 2017. How can places be closed on a Sunday?
15. I don't mind going to a bar by myself.
16. I have been eating like a vegetarian on Fridays during Lent. Don't think I could do it everyday.
17. Fucking Happy Hour should really be a thing again in Massachusetts.
18. The Yard house is kind of blah. I mean yes they have a million drafts but the foods kind of meh.

Alright I'm off to one of the casinos here in Kansas City.  Wish me luck.