Monday, February 20, 2017

Presidents day

I know I bring this up every year but life was better when we got Washington's and Lincoln's birthdays off.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. If you haven't been you should really try the Met bar and grill.
2. You didn't hear this from me but TK is finally getting a real cell phone.
3. Lazy weekends are needed from time to time.
4. Has anyone heard from Calnan? Hope his police training is going well.
5. Just a reminder, tell your friends, the 10th and last Mustache Pub Crawl is Saturday,, May 20th starting at 1pm at Cagney's.
6. I know some of you are surprised as I am that Coca Cola doesn't celebrate Presidents day.
7. Rumor has it that Grillo helped Chrissy out in a big way with his Ubering.
8. Why do I feel like I spend $150 every god damn time I walk into Stop and Shop?
9. Working and making cash money is great and all but if you can't find the time to spend it is it worth it?
10. Naps are under rated.
11. Any suggestions on t- shirt colors for the MPC?
12. When you have bad dream and wake up mad for a second that your friend did something mean in your dream.
13. Speaking of friends, we all have that one friend who holds grudges no matter what.
14. Tom Kelly is trying to get a group together this Saturday to catch the BU- Notre Dame hockey game. If you are interested hit him up on his new cell.
15. Random people come up to me all the time and start conversations. Do I have one of those faces?
16. Jeffrey told me he is officially too old to pay for covers.
17. I have 4 tickets for the Sox, Thursday September 28th. If you are interested let me know.
18. Cereal is totally fine for dinner. It is quick and easy and fuss free!



Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Valentine's day

I waited this week to post, so that I could wish you all a happy Valentine's day.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. It is amazing to me that Jeffrey and Supah had never been to the Goal Post.
2. No matter how old you get birthday shots still happen.
3. New year new me, people out there just trying to better themselves.
4. Winter depression because of the weather happens. This snow ain't helping.
5. Speaking of snow, my snow blower is all jacked up.
6. Thank Christ for Supah P and his chain saw.
7. Guess who finally has a Nintendo classic mini? This guy!!
8. Sometimes you just have a bad day!
9. Matt and Meghan's baby is due next Monday.
10. Taxes are done!
11. Ever just feel like you need a vacation?
12. Breaking a zipper on your favorite jacket sucks.
13. How many days can you go without drinking?
14. Anyone seen Chrissy? Think he is MIA.
15. Jeans always fit better the second day you wear them.
16. Catching up with old friends is something you should look forward too.

Hope there is plenty of chocolate and roses in your future today.

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Haters gonna hate

Well the Pats did it, with a great second half. As you probably guessed I was bombed at the end of the game but man what a game it was.

This is what I learned:
1. Pats fans are slowly passing Yankees fan on the scale of obnoxiousness.
2. People look weird when they shave their facial hair.
3. You take one day off of work and everyone loses their minds.
4. Day drinking is my jam and even better with friends.
5. Cheers to Chrissy for trying his first oyster. Sadly it wasnt the aphrodisiac he thought it was.
6. Sad to see Claude Julien go but the Bruins need something to spark them.
7. Hong Kong Kung Fu Dave was sick as a dog and didn't get to watch any of the super bowl. Hope he caught a replay.
8. The new sausage stuffer I treated myself too is bomb.
9. Guess some times you can "like" someone but there just aren't any "feels". Women are crazy.
10. May 20th is the official day of the 10th and final Mustache Pub Crawl. Starting at 1 at Cagneys.
11. I don't know what I hate more - Fake news or people who forward along fake news without reading or  checking out the facts?
12. Big Miranda Lambert fan now. All she sings about is drinking, smoking and banging. My type of lady.
13. If you are down in Providence, make sure you stop by Trinity Brew house.
14. I feel dirty saying this but so far I am digging 24 Legacy.
15. I hope that some of you won a square or two.
16. Fucking Joe Martell not knowing who/what the Thundercats are blows my mind.
17. Making a final payment on your car is exciting.
18. I still can't believe that there are no NES Classic minis to be found anywhere.

Have fun at the parade today. Stay dry and drink with class and style.


Monday, January 30, 2017

God damn

This year is flying by. We are already about to kick off February.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The older you get the more you realize small shit doesn't matter.
2. Jeffrey being liberated and free is dangerous to my liver.
3. Stop by Black Moor in Charlestown and visit Colin. Pretty sweet spot.
4. Chrissy would like a pair of Lululemon men's sweat pants for his business casual attire.
5. Why did I think Elios pizza was good?
6. Still not really having a plan for the Superbowl. Ugggh
7. I only got asked 30 times if I was doing squares.
8. If you don't send out bathroom snaps then are you really on Snapchat?
9. Jake and Joes is mehhhh. The food was nothing great and the beer "special" was a 14 oz draft for $4.
10. Twitter is kind of ruined for me right now with all the political stuff.
11. Breaking in a new pair of boots sucks.
12. I see nothing wrong with waking up, doing what you gotta do, then heading back to bed.
13. Until yesterday, I had never seen anyone eat an orange peel and all. Thank you Harper Macphail.
14. If TK was to be on the rebound do any of you have any single aunt's or older sisters? Hell he's probably not too picky, a grandma will do.

OK sorry I gotta run but I got some training to do.

Thursday, January 26, 2017

Starting 2017 right

The food reviews are back!

Chrissy coming in hot...

Naked Chicken Chalupa :

First off Derek should of Congratulated Grillo on his engagement secondly we need more reviews.

Well looks like taco bell is pushing the boundaries once again. Taking a page from sister company kfc (double down which is still an all time favorite and I'm pissed they got rid of) taco bell made a shell out of chicken. It was a little pricey at $3.29 and looked a little small when opening it up. But man was it delicious. The chicken wasn't dried out which was a big fear of mine, but still cooked enough that it didn't taste rubbery. It had a decent seasoning on it and the ranch inside was icing on the cake. It's only around for a limited time so I suggest going out and getting a few right away!






Monday, January 23, 2017

And so it begins

We now have 2 weeks of yapping about the Super Bowl (also known as the longest two weeks of the year).

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Buying boots is hard. I have no idea how women go crazy for shoe shopping.
2. The Bruins are probably done for.
3. Add Chris Leaden to the list of "where is the blog kid".
4. Mike G is alive and well. Making yet another work move and now at State street in Quincy.
5. Is anyone up for some bar hopping on Saturday?
6. Bad smelling hand soap is the worst. No one wants to smell like your great aunt.
7. All these flood warnings for tonight got me worried. Gotta test my sump pump.
8. Jeffrey is getting Julian into hockey. So far it doesn't really keep his interest. I was thinking of taking him to a By game, thoughts?
9. You would think that Matt and Meg Kraemer would of invited me to the Falcons-Green Bay game when they scored free tickets.
10. I went to Game Stop to check on the NES Classic and the guy laughed in my face.
11. Trump was sworn in on Friday and look the world didn't end, imagine that.
12. Supah P is looking to get a cover up/work done, if anyone knows any good tattoo guys hit em up(other than Spilt Milk).
13. Who is planning a wild Superbowl party?
14. Being an adult means you can have nachos for dinner if you like.
15. Jeffrey has been liberated and is mobile again.
16. I must say "is this real life" at least 14 times a day.
17. Who fucking watches the Pro Bowl? Like really?
18. Dry skin in the winter is the worst. Fuck you mother nature.

Let the trash talking about the Patriots begin...At least for 2 weeks.


Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Tuesday Boozeday after a holiday

Nothing is worse than a Tuesday that feels like a Monday after a holiday. Especially extra shitty ones that drive you to drink.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Coca cola still doesn't recognize MLK day as a holiday.
2. It is OK everyone gets drinking anxiety.
3. Chris Leaden is working on coming to the world's largest outdoor cocktail party.
4. Jeffrey is a week away from being back in the saddle again.
5. Being sick sucks but being sick and dehydrated is worse.
6. I had a conversation with a friend about the lottery - would you take the lump sum or annual payout for 20 years?
7. For those wondering, APW was an overall success. Took most everything in stride.
8. It was great to hear from Bill Smiddy, the circumstances in which I heard from him not so much. I'll miss ya Matty.
9. This is the first year in 21 years that I am not running any squares for the super bowl.
10. Speaking of the Super bowl what are the plans for that?
11. If you aren't going out for lunch solo and having a few beers, you are doing wrong.
12. I always look forward to random calls to go out drinking. Spontaneous drinking is some of the best.
13. I have no idea why but it always amuses me when people have something to say about my beard, good or bad.
14. I see all you guys slinking onto the Celtics band wagon. Acting like you were there before the holidays. I am on to you.
15. I got so excited when I heard rumors of Space Balls 2 possibly being made. Keep firing assholes.
16. Have you watched Taboo on FX yet? Some weird ass shit going on in that.
17. Are you a Ryan Reynolds or Bradley Cooper kind of person? Me I'm going with Ryan but can you really go wrong with either?
18. Some people take things a little too personal.

Well onto yet another positive week, y'all.

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

So

I was listening to Toucher and Rich the other day and Dan Roche was on talking about having an APD - All Positive Day. Well I am going one step further and trying to have an APW - All Positive Week. So far two days in we are doing alright.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Neither Chrissy or Riccio gave me shit for posting late, must be the new year.
2. When did 97.7 stop being WAAF and start being old school R & B?
3. Remember when Sandler was funny?
4. This is how I feel about the snow already:
5. I think because of the snow we didn't end up going to Providence this past weekend.
6. Imagine losing $100 bill in a taxi, then imagine finding it and giving it to the driver. Well Uber driver extraordinair Chrissy had that happened to him...$100 richer.
7. The supermarket before a storm is basically the Thunderdome, anything goes.
8. Anyone know of any job opportunities out there? My man Supah P is looking after his company tried to bend him over with out Vaseline but Supah is a giver and not a receiver.
9. I've officially booked my room for the world's largest outdoor cocktail party. Now I just need tickets to the game.
10. I think that Jeffrey and Sarah may sneakily be going to BWW more than Chrissy or Leaden. 
11. Sometimes you just need a weekend to unwind and do nothing.
12. The Bissell pet hair eraser vacuum may be better than my Dyson.
13. It is officially the 10th and last year of the Mustache Pub Crawl but there is something brewing for the following year to take over.
14. Stepping it up big time and ordered a sausage stuffing machine!! 
15. From either lack of interest, everyone getting great gifts this year or perhaps the Pats game being on Saturday it appears as though the Annual Yankee Regift party for Saturday has been cancelled.
16. Speaking of the Pats game though I am available for Saturday sports day - Bruins in the afternoon and pats at night - bar hopping. HMU if you are interested.

Sorry I have been busy with the cold weather so that's why I was tardy with this post.

Monday, January 2, 2017

New year new me

It's 2017 so leave all that bullshit in 2016. Start anew, start fresh and most of all start things you intend on finishing.

This is what I learned recently:
1. Sometimes people use big words and they really have no idea what they mean.
2. People lie about watching porn.
3. Rob slowly morphs into an angry elf after a few drinks.
4. There is a new Mexican place in Hull that is getting mixed reviews.
5. Yesterday's in Quincy recently closed, probably why it was for sale.
6. I hope everyone had a great New Year's Eve and those who were on the invite list to the Macphails annual party, keep doing what you do.
7. Don't be a dick.
8. I have said it before and I will say it again - "everyone has problems", so don't judge people.
9. I heard Disney on ice at the Agganis arena is where it is at.
10. I am not really sure where the Chinese food on Xmas Eve and NYE tradition comes from but it works.
11. Apparently when you work a ton of hours continuously you become cranky.
12. People put high and low age limits on who they will date. Who knew? I always thought anyone over 21 was pretty much the same.
13. Be weird and embrace it.
14. Passing out on the toilet is totally normal, right Chrissy?
15. I am not really a fan of brunch other than the boozing.
16. Some people are cuddlers some are not.
17. If you like perpetual camping or are just lazy and don't want to make your bed -  beddys are for you.
18. It looks like January 14th for the 7th annual Yankee regift party. Let me know if you are in.
19. Looks like maybe a major shake up in the ADSL fantasy league...Who is leaving and who is staying?
20. Just like the ground hog who predicts longer winters, when Tom Kelly says this winter hasn't been so bad expect another winter like 2 years ago. Knuckle up.
21. I hope you can catch the Detour on TBS probably the best show I have seen in a while.
22. I see you people sliding off the Bruins band wagon and now trying to sneak back on.

The more things change the more they stay the same.


Monday, December 26, 2016

End of the year

I am not going to post things that I have learned this week. I just want to wish everyone a happy new year. See you all in 2017!

Cheers and beers.


Monday, December 19, 2016

Get in the mood

If you are being a grouch or someone in your office is then play some Christmas music. BTW what is your favorite Christmas jam? Obviously mine is Christmas in Hollis.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Finally got around to binge watching Stranger Things. Great show.
2. Jeffrey peels his bananas from the bottom up...Da Fuq?
3. Sometimes it is difficult to get together, everyone has something going on.
4. Has anyone heard from Chris Leaden? Everytime I text him he is "working".
5. Cutting off the tip of your thumb is not good.
6. Pretty surprised that the malls have not been crazy this season.
7. It is always disappointing when you go food shopping. No matter how much you spend or the amount of products you get it never feels like you got your money's worth.
8. After this week of NFL games I can see why viewership is down.
9. Dear Redzone channel if I wanted to watch the fucking Giants game I would have just turned my TV to Fox.
10. Rouge One was OK. Lots of action but really not a movie that needed to be made.
11. Trying to figure out the Yankee regift party. Does January 7th or 14th work?
12. This may be the 1st Christmas in 10 years that I don't have to work.
13. Rumor has it a mutual friend is #1 on the Saugus fire fighters list.
14. How many Christmas songs does Michael Buble' have? He is like king of Christmas.

Still didn't get a NES classic but my birthday is next week...Let's hope it shows up Wednesday.

Monday, December 12, 2016

Boohoo it's snowing

Mother fuckers lose their mind when it snows or rains. Guess what you twat burgers this is New England and seasons fucking change. We get snow and you should know how to drive in it by now.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Sometimes you just fall asleep 2 hours before you plan on it.
2. Honestly, who brings nips into a wedding, Chrissy?
3. You know you had a good time when you Uber from a wedding.
4. So far Christmas shopping on Saturday is A solo mission.
5. Congrats to Nicole and Sean on their wedding, have fun on the honeymoon.
6. How do you just get plantar fascitis?
7. I did bang out some shopping already and it looks like bottles of booze for some of you guys.
8. Do they actually make ugly sweaters anymore? Like ones that aren't supposed to be ugly.
9. Pretty sure Chrissy doesn't own a suit at this point because he is stubborn. If you die anytime soon he will probably wear what he wore to your wedding.
10. I think if they didn't spin off so many versions of CSI the original would still be on.
11. I heard that Yesterday's is for sale in Quincy, if you are looking for a new venture.
12. Pretty sure Chrissy is on vacation for the rest of year starting Thursday. Get your time in before 2017 kicks off.
13. Between Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon original programs who needs cable?
14. Since Kung Fu Dave bought his condo I haven't heard from him, have you guys?
15. Another year and more Sox Pax. Thanks Boston Red Sox.
16. Its pretty amazing how a haircut can make your day.


Tuesday, December 6, 2016

The end is near

There are only 25 days left in 2016. Holy Jesus this year flew by.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Tom Kelly still prefers Barretts Ale house to Emma's. Better sights better sounds.
2. Chrissy still busts my balls when I don't post on Mondays.
3. Speaking of Mondays, apparently Mondays are the new Saturdays. I saw a couple of dudes wrecked at the Bruins game last night. One looked like the silent funneler the other a taller version of Chrissy, who fell down the stairs onto a lady. Monday classic!
4. First the Garden started selling cans now they have a whole premium beer garden on the 3rd floor.  It's like you crashed a party being up there.
5.  Unexpected naps are the best naps. Just chilling watching TV then blam you wake up 20 mins later.
6.  I hope that Dhags is going to be ok. My prayers go out to him and his family.
7.  I am sure you all have seen the kangaroo video but in case you haven't click here.
8. I haven't done any Christmas shopping yet.
9. No one got back to me about the first Annual Drunknothings Christmas drinks and shopping day December 17th. It may be like previous years of me shopping and drinking at the Cheesecake factory.
10. My phone updated and it seems all different.  It's annoying as fuck.
11. Pencil in January 7th, as a trip to Providence, the Wickendon pub and bar hopping.
12.  Nothing worse than being run down and sick.

Ok just a quick 12 pack for you animals this week.

I am looking forward to some laughs Saturday night at Supah P and Nicole's wedding.

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Let it snow

Yes mother fuckers...winter is coming fast.  If another person today says to me at least it's not snow, in regards to this cold ass rain, then they are getting a junk punch - dicks or vajayjays!!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. This is the funniest thing of 2016.
2. Good luck Calnan, or should I say officer Calnan, in the academy.
3.  Is there anything worse than Dunkin donuts pouring hot coffee over ice and calling it iced coffee? Where is my ice bitches.
4.  Nachos is a perfectly acceptable dinner especially with pulled pork.
5.  Mortons steak house is kinda blahhh.  I prefer Ruth's Chris all day every day.
6.  Unless you are allergic to nuts then peanut M&Ms should be a top go too in the candy world.
7. I have said it before and I'll say it again I say Merry Christmas because I celebrate Christmas if you don't then you don't.
8.  I love me a good spiral ham dinner.
9.  No shave November has only 1 day left...send me your photos and I'll post em next week.
10.  Congrats Dave on your new loft condo. Massachusetts welcomes you back with open arms (and legs).
11.  Fuck Black Friday! I'll pay regular price to not have to deal with that bullshit.
12.  Lots of people like to bake as a way of therapy/stress relief. I couldn't bake to save my life. Probably because it's too precise with measurements.
13.  Looks like the Nes classic will have to wait till the new year.
14. Anyone have any good winter beer suggestions?
15.  It seems like every time I get used to Snapchat and Twitter they fucking change it.
16.  It's looking like Saturday, December 17th is going to be the 1st Annual Drunknothings Christmas drinks and shopping day. All are invited to bang out some shopping, drinks and have some laughs. If you are interested let me know. (Also looking for a better name suggestions)

Monday, November 21, 2016

Gobble Gobble

Man, Thanksgiving is fast approaching and everyone knows that turkey day is my jam.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Little kids are scared of the elf on a shelf.
(And some of you have crazy names for your elves)
2. Do you ever have days where you just hate everyone.
3. What is an acceptable number of beers with lunch?
4. Ever have a crazy vivid dream that a friend is in and you get mad at them for something in a dream? Or it's an awkward dream so you just avoid them?
5.  Anyone asking...no I am not getting any more dogs till Ronin passes away.
6. People don't seem to be all that much into sports lately.
7. Uncle Willie is into no shave November...kids rocking his first beard ever at 62.
8. Still no luck finding a NES classic.
9. Rumor has it Grillo may or may not be engaged.
10. The Thanksgiving desert stop over is the new hotness. Basically, I can't endure my family anymore so I'm coming by to drink your booze under the pretense of lovely delicious baked goods.
11.  Dazed and Confused is still a great movie.
12. Maybe a return trip to the Wickendon in early January.
13. I guess 40 is the new 75. Old as fuck.
14. Chili season is upon. I love me some chili and also beef stew.
15. Miller High life used to be an economical purchase now it is the same price as BL, ML and CL. It is still delicious.
16.  How come no one has asked me what I want for my birthday or Christmas. Bunch of Scrooge's.


Monday, November 14, 2016

Sad days

It is not a good time to be a pet in household Whitley. We lost Shinobi in September and now lost Daphne yesterday due to bloat. She was a good rescue.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I will never go back to Buffalo Wild Wings for the UFC. Piss all over the floor.
2. Rumor has it Hong Kong/Kung Fu Dave is moving up to Lowell.
3. Chrissy is a Thousandaire...he went 40/42 this past week. That is 40 hours of regular pay and 42 of overtime PLUS he Ubered.
4. Is there anything worse than your phone being fucked up? It's fine at first but then it blows.
5. It is funny how some people get along like peanut butter, while others are more like oil and water.
6. Thanks everyone for the support on Daphne's passing.
7. Do people still go out for Thanksgiving eve?
8. It's pretty hard to get rid of Bruins tickets now a days.
9. I guess the Nintendo classic is this years hot ticket item and I probably won't get one till February.
10. Why do people feel the need to bring people down instead if lifting people up?
11. Cracking your neck feels great but it can't be good for you right?
12. When the waiter hit on me Saturday night, I saw Chrissy's eyes light up and I knew he was figuring out how he can work it for free drinks and food.
13. Brian Folan is looking great and doing well.
14. I am looking forward to the day that my Twitter feed is not all about politics.
15. They say everything happens for a reason but sometimes it is hard to see what that reason is.
16. I mean if you have a beard you need to take care of it - shampoo, conditioner and combing it.
17. I see that Friendsgiving is a huge thing now a days. Pretty sure that used to just be called a pot luck dinner, y'all.
18. We are all at an age that if you are going to drink draft beer it should at the very least be a beer you enjoy and not the cheapest biggest bang for your buck.

I hope that I can catch up with some of you guys soon for some day drinking and laughs.

Man we are halfway through no shave November, I see some guys sporting newly grown beers. Ladies your muffs must be getting so long (ha ha who says muff? That's so 1970's).

Monday, November 7, 2016

So

How is everyone's no shave November going?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I saw Dr. Strange and loved it.
2. Killed my best man speech, which I wrote in 10 mins day of.
3. Anyone been to China Blossom in Quincy?
4. Speaking of Quincy bars, what do you know about Jazzmoon karaoke?
5. Landmark Public house is open, where Gerard's used to be.
6. It appears that Wahlburgers has changed their patties to smaller sizes.
7. Chrissy is killing the OT and Uber game. Kids gonna be a Thousandaire come Friday.
8. Who is meeting up for the UFC Saturday night?
9. The retro Nintendo comes out Friday!!
10. What does "me time" mean to you?
11. It is annoying that the Red Zone and the Redzone are the same but different.
12. Apparently you aren't supposed to chew gum in church.
13. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck Comcast.
14. If Notre Dame loses to Navy does anyone even care? Haaaaaaaaaa!
15. The Buffalo chicken dip at Coops is legit as fuck.
16. How social are you that you would be able to go on vacation solo? Like not even ask one friend to go away for some laughs and drinks?

I'm off...don't forget Friday is Veterans day. Always remember to thank a Vet and when appropriate buy them a drink. Th


Tuesday, November 1, 2016

November is Movember

As soon as the leaves are almost done turning, mustaches start showing up on men's (and some ladies) lips. It must be Movember.

Let's see what I learned this weekend:
1. I am 38 and pretty sure I am officially retired from bachelor parties.
2. No one lives for Halloween quite like the Macphails.
3. I got 1 trick or greater this year...whomp whomp whomp.
4. It is great that Hong Kong, or Kung Fu in some circles, is back home in Massachusetts.
5. Hungover at work is not where I ever want to be.
6. It is 6 minutes from the Cadillac Lounge to Twin Rivers. In case you were wondering.
7. Is anyone else looking forward to Doctor Strange this weekend?
8. If you were in a wedding, you would think that you would know if/when there is a rehearsal dinner right?
9. Has anyone heard from Joe Martell? Probably ran off and got hitched in a secret ceremony.
10. Waking up with a splitting headache is the worst.
11. Hey people unless you are digging ditches in a coal mine, you have no reason to be having dirty finger nails.
12. It is totally normal for your party bus driver to be telling you stories about his coke escapades, amirite?
13. There is talk of bringing back the annual street hockey game, anyone interested?
14. What do you know about Asacks turkey farm?  I had the best turkey sandwich from there last Friday.
15. Speaking of sandwiches, not really a fan of the Cuban/Cubano.
16. Anyone up for some trivia next week? Chris Leaden is looking for a meet up and kicking ass session.
17. I know that it is only 6 beers but 36 packs are game changers.
18. Hey Comcast blow me...having my bill go from 160 to 215! Eat a bag of dicks.

Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Here it is

Monday's blog posting on a Tuesday.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Calnan chases bad fantasy choices with real life bets.
2. Fuck the Canadian fans.
3. Day drinking that leads to night drinking leads to passing out by 11.
4. Tooma is alive and well. Rumor has it he will be making a visit home soon.
5. Who buys a 4 foot sub?
6. I am not a fan of Loco in Braintree.
7. What's the amount of money difference it would take for you to take a new job doing the same thing.
8. Had no idea that they still made a game boy. I'm officially old.
9. I don't understand ground chicken. Like can't you just use a chicken breast?
10.  So excited to see Kerry still at the Garden.
11. I guess Nora split her Celtics tickets so she may have not have any available this season.
12. Is anyone even watching this world series?
13. Why is there a fucking commercial every 3 minutes during a football game?
14. I am too old and grumpy to be on bachelor parties.

Gotta do some work...I'm out.


Monday, October 17, 2016

Halfway through

We are halfway through Rocktober! I know they say the older you get the faster the years go by but damn...slow the fuck down father time.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Not everyone likes lists.
2. How long is long enough without drinking? Ya know for a detox? Legit asking for a friend(who may or may not border on a functioning alcoholic).
3. Throwing together a bachelor party is a daunting task.
4. Man that Red Sox bandwagon emptied quickly.
5. No fucking way Claude makes it to  Thanksgiving.
6. Anyone have any home remedies for skunk smell removal? Asking for Mario.
7. It is going to be 80 for the next few days, hope you didn't put your golf clubs away.
8. Going to bed with a headache is one thing but waking up with a worst headache is another.
9. I already lost my Fitbit. That lasted a whole week and a half.
10. How often are you supposed to change your air filters on your heating/AC units?
11. I don't think I am feeling the new Ford Bronco coming out in 2018.
12. Wishing Eric "Chief dude" Kjersgard lots of luck with his new position.
13. How many of you have ever been 40-40? 40 hours of regular pay and 40 hours of over time.
14. What's up for Halloween? Who is having a party? I need some where to wear my ET costume.

Alright gotta go and track down some of my brothers friends. I need a headcount for this bachelor party. HMU if you want to come