April Fools day

Some day I am going to need someone to explain to me where April Fools day comes from. Who picked this day?

This is what I learned this past week:

1. Chrissy had never had a Slim Jim until today! 47 years on this earth and he still hasn't had beef jerky.

2. Everyone was quick to jump on the Red Sox band wagon before the season but they lose a few games and they want off?

3. Since it is now April we can talk about what position/who the Patriots are going to draft at #4.

4. You guys know that April is my jam - Sox home opener, Marathon Monday, and the weather changed for the best! We can start sleeping with the windows open.

5. Mick Foley's daughter, Noelle, got rid of her fakies.

6. Sox signed Crochet to a long term deal. Lets hope Teel doesn't turn into the next great catcher.

7. Steve Boyce's brother is looking for a job if you know of any available.

8. Prayers up for TK, heading to South Carolina for his daughters wedding venue hunt.

9. Chrissy wants to start his own feet finder page. Not sure there are many ladies who are into dudes feet. 

10. Easter Sunday is only 20 days away. You know that it is one of my favorite holidays.

11. Karen Read trial 2.0 bout to kick off soon, juror selection starts today in Dedham.

12. Free Jacks game next Saturday the 12th. Anyone interested in meeting up and day drinking outside in the sun?

See ya at Fenway Friday.

Its Sox season

Yes, I didn't blog last week because it was a holiday week and the Tourney started so I was off Thursday and Friday.

This is what I learned while away:

1. Another year another parade in the books and no show by Riccio again!

2. It felt great to be back watching the NCAA tournament at a bar at noon.

3. This younger generation not really being into driving is wild. I remember having a countdown day till I could apply for my permit. Now they are scared to drive on the Hi-way.

4. Cain Valasques getting 5 years for a shooting is bullshit, he should have gotten a commendation and a hero award. 

5. I've been betting a lot of Women's NCAA tournament unders. Hits more often than not. 

6. Have you seen this documentary trailer coming out this year? Secret Mall Apartment...can't wait.

7. Darius Rucker selling out his show in Quincy in seconds was just beyond fucked.

8. The Free Jacks game was pretty awesome. I learned tons about the sport. I bet it live as soon as on older Irish Fella started explaining the rules to me. Also $5.00 16 oz cans of beer is not bad at all.

9. Speaking of beer prices Fowler house beers are now $6.00.

10. Sox opener is Thursday at 4:05, kicking off the season in Texas versus our old friend Nate Evoldi. I am surprisingly looking forward to watching more games this season.

11. I do not understand how people can eat cottage cheese - here is some lumpy nasty ass cousin of milk product.

12. Apparently people would eat Cheez Whiz on English muffins growing up.

In like a lion

It looks like the weather is finally breaking. The grass is turning green. Flowers are starting to sprout. Lets fucking go.

This is the shit I learned this past week:

1. Daylight savings is for the birds. Fuck this shit.

2. It is almost time to swap out them winter coats for something a little bit lighter.

3. Don't forget Mikey's St Patty's parade in Scituate this Sunday. Make sure you reach out to see what you can bring.

4. The polar Vortex isn't going to making an appearance this weekend but it is sending its cousin rain.

5. Not sure who tries out more new shit on their menu - Taco Bell or Wendy's. Them mother fuckers have zero fucks - just throwing things at the wall and see what sticks.

6. Steak and cheese from Ugi's in Roxbury it top tier.

7. They still have Sox tickets available for Opening day and Marathon Monday.

8. My new personal record for tall beers at the 99 is now 10!

9. See you at the Freejacks home opener this Saturday.

10. Tickets go on sale to see Darius Rucker in Quincy, this Friday.

See you guys at the parade Sunday. Maybe this is the year I make to TK O'Mallys...

Spring is in the air

 Can you feel that shit? Spring trying to sprung but mother nature keeps picking up the bottle of Tito's and going HAM!!

This is what I learned while away:

1. Gladiator 2 is fucking god awful crap.

2. Rumors are abound that Joe Martell is lining up another pig roast.

3.  St Patty's day is coming hard and fast. Hopefully Leaden got them oysters this year.

4. The countdown to TK's retirement starts April 1st - is it his 70th bday or the end of the year?

5. Not really sure why it has taken me so long to use the Dunks AP everyday instead of cash.

6. March Madness is coming soon and you bitches know that's my jam.

7. Speaking of my jam - Sunday day drinking/bar hopping has always been top tier in my book.

8. Pool in Vegas in August - death sentence or FUCK YEAH YOU TWAT.

9. When did cars get so damn expensive?

10. You want to feel great about yourself watch some celebrity jeopardy.

11. Back to Mother Nature and that bottle of Tito's - heard St Patty's weekend gonna be another polar vortex.

12. What you guys know about Circa in old vegas? Look at that fucking sports book pool.

13. Say Nothing on FX is a crazy show. Maybe more so because of my naivete in regards to the IRA and the hate between Catholics and Protestants.

14. Today is Ash Wednesday and the 1st day of Lent. What are you giving up?

15. Chrissy thinks I should grow my hair back out long and donate it...thoughts?

16. Who gives a shit about the Oscars?

Usually

I usually don't complain about winter but this is the coldest one I can remember in recent years. I'd just like it to get to 40 consistently.

This is what I learned this past week:

1. The Captain America movie is a C+. Not sure it needed to be made and Sam is a better side character than actual star.

2. Who the fuck hates mustard? Fucking weirdo Martell!

3. I went to Twinnies this weekend...meh!

4. Chrissy loves him some CVS coupons and half price holiday candy.

5. I guess Ozempic for everything now - micro dosing to curb drinking, smoking, gambling and everything else under the sun.

6. Nothing says you had a good day bar hopping like not being able to speak on a Sunday night at bar #5 (Or at least nothing intelligible coming out of your mouth).

7. Im hearing people are upset about Cobra Kai ending...sorry nerds couldn't get into that. Only Cobra I know of is from GI Joe.

8. You ever hit a pot hole on the highway going 80 and then all of a sudden your whole front end shakes? Yeah not the best feeling!

9. People are racing out to buy cars because of proposed tariffs.

10. Who did the all star break better - NBA or NHL?

11. Are you scared to fly now? After all these recent incidents - FUCKING planes flipping over.

12. Brian McKnight still has it. That dude can jam!

13. I need some clarification on this new indoor golf. I mean I know you can bet on it.

Weds weds weds

 I was off on Monday so today is like my Tuesday!

This is what I learned while away:

1. There are people who hate squares...like get over yourselves.

2. I know a few people looking for condos in NH to rent out and make some money.

3. Joe party not as big of a turn out as past years but fun none the less.

4. The flu is out and about this season about 4 times as more than last year. Prayers up for Chrissy!

5. If you would like to be neighbors, 21 Poplar rd is going on the market Friday.

6. Pudding shots are dangerous.

7. Random soccer betting is wild. Just dart throwing.

8. Who knew that ground cinnamon was so good for you and full of health benefits.

9. The Red Sox are already holding sales for tickets and games in April and May.

10. Americans are expected to spend $27 Billion on Valentines day this year. Just follow Mr. T's advice here.

11. I know they say getting old sucks but how come no one ever told me everything causes heart burn?

12. Someone tried to hack into my Venmo account.

Yeah

I won't apologize for not posting yesterday. Christopher Michael Leaden was supposed to be the surprise guest writer this week but he flaked and "got too busy".

This is what I learned since last week:

1. Leaden is all talk.

2. Chrissy is not going to speak to his 11 year old again until she turns 14. Guess she gets a little e-e-e-emotional.

3. I know that its the middle of winter but people lose their mind with the mention of the word snow.

4. Martell's party is still on, Karen hasn't cancelled it yet.

5. Why is there another Jurassic Park movie coming out? 6 wasn't enough?

6. Sometimes you smoke the casino and other times you get smoked.

7. You prefer the Night Agent series or The Recruit? (both on Netflix)

8. Are the Bruins going to make the playoffs.

9. How did all but 1 representative from Mass vote against the Laken Riley act? HOW?

10. Would you get an old tattoo covered up or lasered off? 

11. TK doesn't go to the Next Page on Friday or Saturday nights because there is nothing but fights and people getting banned.

12. Marios B Fit challenge was a success....so where the 21 Sun Cruisers he had after.

13. Massport Fire is hiring.

14.Top 5 Sandwich places - in NO Particular order (depending on what you want for a meal)- Table Mercarto, New Deal Fruits, Sam Lagrassas, Monica Mercato, and Bricco Salumeria. 

I apologize

 I would like to apologize for not posting last week and being late this week. Between these bitterly cold days and training a new guy, I have been a bit behind the 8 ball!  That being said...

This is what I learned while away:

1. Its square season boys and girls. If you have any leads on any squares hit me up.

2. Lukey is at Blasis on Thursday and Friday nights and all day Sunday. Oh and if you are at L street on a Saturday he is there as well.

3. Encore is now upgrading us to suites.

4. Brian McKnight is playing at Twinnies on Feb 15th...in case you fellas need a panty dropper for Valentines day.

5. Mario is doing the B Fit challenge again. Donate here!

6. Looking to start a new pub crawl...any ideas? Whens a good time? what for?

7. Has anyone been to Milwaukee? Anyone want to go out for a Brewers game this summer?

8. Don't forget Joe and Karen are having their annual Super Bowl party.

9. Man the Bruins and Celtics stink right now.

10. Chrissy will be unsupervised from Feb 15th to the 18th...if you are looking to party.

11. The new version of words with friends stinks!

12. Mumble rap is gross as fuck.

Hi Sean

Hi Leaden

New year

We took the Holidays off. We are starting off on the right foot. We are going to try to update on Tuesdays going forward. Mondays just seem busy and chaotic.

This is what I learned while away from the internet for a few weeks:

1. People are just out here raw dogging sleep. Falling asleep on a seconds notice when given a small time frame.

2. Everyone is sick and under the weather.

3. Sometimes you can get hot at the casino and win some money.

4. Chrissy is thinking of starting an OF account...hopefully you guys will subscribe and support him.

5. Do you drive with your jacket/coat zipped up? I never do and apparently I am the psycho.

6. Do you call them blankets or covers? 

7. Fantasy football is over - I won 1 league, came in 2nd in another and finished 9th 2.9 points from having to wear a dress.

8. Next years draft is going to be in Vegas. If you want to see Chrissy in a dress and possible accosted see ya August 23rd.

9. After taking a few years off I am back playing words with friends. Man are there some ads now a days.

10. As you may know January 1st is one of my top 5 days to drink during the year. Nothing like starting the year off right.

11. Thanks for all the birthday love -  47 is a wild age, you wake up everyday and something new cracks or creaks.

12. I hope your Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa and Festivus were all great.

13. Those IG ads are all basically scams.

14. I plan to renovate my 1st floor this spring if you know any contractors let me know.

15. Can anyone explain to me why Dunks charges $4.50 for cold brew and $3.75 for iced coffee?

16. How does the Boston Herald make any money when they offer the paper for $1 for the year.

Hi Sean Riccio!!  Hope you make it up to Boston or us down to RI for some beers.

Nerd

 I am a nerd. I just spent most of the day talking about 80's cartoons, comics, sci-fi and everything else under the sun.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. I guess the fact I don't use ice in my water makes me odd. THATS WHAT PUT ME OVER THE EDGE?

2. Hope you guys have your shopping done. It is going to be single digits this weekend. No one wants to go out for that.

3. Have you had the chicken cutlet sandwich from Table? I may have asked that before but god damn does it scratch all itches.

4. If anyone is looking for a Xmas gift. I have 2 Sox games from a pack - Friday May 2nd or Tuesday May 20th - Pavilion Box 13 row A. Let me know.

5. The Hoffy Xmas party is Friday, hope you can make it.

6. I know I am slow to watch it but Silo on Apple + TV seems very similar to Fall out.

7. Wait, I am the only person who knows who I would play me in a movie? You guys never think of that?

8. These next few weeks are going to be a vortex of chaos with no one actually having the energy to work.

9. If Jeffrey says he is stopping in the 99 for a drink and he will meet you out...he wont make it.

10. I saw Welchie this Saturday and he always puts a smile on my face.

11. I finally saw Mike Foley out without a hat on and he has given up on his comb over.

12. Only 12 more shopping days till my birthday.

2 Weeks

Hope you have all your shopping done. Christmas is only 2 weeks away...17 days till my 47th birthday, on a Saturday No less!!

https://youtu.be/E8gmARGvPlI?si=iyqD3UsEEpWK4kZZ

This is what I learned this past week or so:

1. TK and Joey are gonna move in together when Joe gets thrown out of 33 Homer rd...a modern day Odd Couple.

2. Little kids are petri dishes of sickness - snot and coughing everywhere.

3. Home made brownies with mini hershey cars are a game changer.

4. I am sorry but I am all turkey'd out.

5. I have no idea who is running the Fowler house IG page but man it makes me laugh with the captions. VIBES!

6. After 14 straight weeks I have finally opened up the basement door in fantasy football. I still may need to borrow a dress.

7. If Christmas music doesn't get you in a good mood are you even alive?

8. Rachel Rollins speaking out on Tania Fernandes Anderson federal indictment is bonkers to me. Basically making stealing from tax payers a race issue?

9. I am not the only person who does an order pick up at Total wine am I?

10. Why do we accept Dunkin Donuts? I mean it is the most inconsistent coffee on the planet. Are we getting watery coffee? Burned coffee? Just right coffee? I mean what in the actual fuck.

11. Have you guys had the sandwiches from Table Mercarto? I suggest the Roman add a cutlet,

12. Star Wars new show Skeleton Crew feels very much like Space Goonies.

Just a quick 12 pack for the ho-ho-holiday season!

Durr... I didn't forget

Last week was a short week with holidays and everyone coming and going. That is why I didn't post. Hell I didn't get back to work until this morning.

This is what I learned while away:

1. Congrats to Paddy  - his lady is preggers. Derek is NOT a good name for a lady. (oh wait maybe you will wait for them to pick their gender then its a fabulous name).

2. No one loves Thanksgiving as much as Christopher Leaden. Taking 2 days off just to prep.

3. The touch screens in new cars now a days are getting wayyyyy to fucking large. 

4. In what I can only call bitter sweet, we have sold the Cape house. It wasn't renting the past 2 years like it was the first 2. It was costing us over much more to operate than it was bringing in. Also, people disrespect all your shit when they rent.

5. Chrissy survived Florida. Not sure if it will be an annual thing going forward or not.

6. I heard a rumor TK is looking for a new car. Maybe a small truck. 

7. Don't forget Mario's coat drive for Saugus Fire is this Thursday at 7pm.

8. I have moved on from Draftys to MGM bet.

9. A tooth ache as an adult is debilitating.

10. Dune Prophecy really isn't cutting it for me. I mean we are 3 episodes in and I feel like nothing has been accomplished.

11. Man once your algorithm on IG is fucked up it is hard to get on track. Bro I already bought the car I don't need to see deals anymore. 

12. Anyone have one of the handheld cordless Dyson's? I need some feedback if they are worth it or not.

13. My neighbor is moving out at the end of month. His parents will be putting 21 Poplar Rd on the market if you know anyone looking for a place in Quincy. We can share driveways.

14. Heard Nissan is looking for investors, they are 14 months from going under. Anyone want to throw up $20?

15. Christmas is 3 weeks away. I am a large in 36 packs of Coors Lights.

16. Celtics are on fire, the Bruins may have righted their ship, The Patriots look to have a QB of the future and the Sox are in on everyone else.

17. You guys hear from Welchie? Think the kids been ducking me.

18. SEC championship game is Saturday at 4pm - hope to meet up with some of you. Go Dawgs!

Ha ha ha

 You guys thought I forgot? I didn't, just a lil bit busy with getting my broken tooth fixed and looking for a dress when I finished last in fantasy football.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. I would probably fade me for the rest of 2024.

2. Have you watched Cross on Amazon yet?

3. UFC > boxing. I said it, and I meant it.

4. I am with the olds on this - GIVE ME A FUCKING MENU! I don't want a fucking QR code to view your shit.

5. After a weekend of drinking its really impressive how orange your piss can be.

6. My Irish whisper only gets louder the more beers you feed me.

7. Bring on this fucking rain! Blue Hills is burning down and I heard Granite Links is looking to acquire another 42 acres for another course.

8. Yes people, Chris Leaden is still at the Charlie Horse twice a month. Stop in!

9. I am sure you heard Chrissy and his fam are heading to Naples for Thanksgiving. Starting new traditions and shit. Guess he has a road trip to the casino booked with his father in law. I already gave him 50 for 22 Black!

10. I know I ask every year but do we celebrate Happy Honda days or Toyotathon? I always say the wrong thing and feel like a scum bag.

11. Be on the look out for Sean Riccio coming up this way to do some Xmas shopping and drinking.

12. Just be known if you send me a Tik Tok I am not watching it, I am not downloading it and I dont give a shit. No matter what you say that makes you think that I will change my mind...I won't.

13. I have whatever is the exact opposite of FOMO is.

14. Besides Mardi Gras does anyone know another time to head to the Big Easy?

Quick

This is the quickest year that I can remember. There are only 7 more weeks until 2025.

This is what I learned since last week:

1. Are we taking over under bets on if Martell will be employed by January 1?

2. Has anyone seen Justin? That kids MIA!

3. Korean Beef Bulgogi pizza...fire!

4. I am seeing on social media people cancelling Thanksgiving and Xmas because their family's may have voted differently than each other. WHAT!! We cancelling family events because someone has a different political opinion. Grow the fuck up.

5. Apparently Florida is the IT place this Thanksgiving - Chrissy and his fam, Jeffrey and his fam all going to visit in-laws.

6. We still playing Wordle or is that done?

7. Not to get all is a hot dog a sandwich but Pot Pie is just baked soup with a crusty lid.

8. Love to see Mother Nature is back on her bullshit - 80 one day 30 the next. Like a drunk aunt at the cookout.

9. Why can't socks always feel like they are freshly out the package? I hit the lottery new socks every day and then donate them.

10. Chris Leaden says it is time to start up flannel Fridays. Its always the 1st Friday after Veterans day. Who knew?

Yes I waited

 I purposely waited to post on ELECTION DAY. Just so I could remind you fools to get out there and vote, particularly against Warren.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Chris Leaden hated the first Gladiator movie and doesn't care much that they made a second one.

2. Carson Beck and Georgia are towing that fraud line. 

3. The Rich Shertenlieb show didn't last long, huh?

4. Martell seems to be MIA, maybe hes finally back to work?

5. Prayers up for Billy Gaudet and Pat Murphy who just recently both got released from the hospital.

6. Is Covid still a thing? Asking because I don't seem to hear much about it any more.

7. Remember back in the day when you could have a civil conversation with someone and have differing views but still remain friends? Yeah now not so much.

8. Why does it seem that every place is adding a spicy vodka sauce to their menu? 

9. I finally got around to watching the Fall Guy movie. I thought there would be a bit of nostalgia because I loved the Lee Majors show. NAHHHH, I mean it was alright.

10. In case you guys didn't know this Chrissy is the self proclaimed king of soups.

11. They say guys over 40 - either start talking about WW2 or smoking meats. What the fuck?

12. The Hard Arizona Iced Teas are not for me. They have a weird after taste and are instant heart burn.

Little sad

 I did not see anyone dressed up this weekend for Halloween at any bars. Pretty sad - sad panda whitley.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. I was geared up for the apple cider donut from Dunks and that shit was straight trash!

2. Never ceases to amaze me that Martell goes incognito and unresponsive to calls and texts for days at a time.

3. Leaden, Layden and MacPhail all met up and it sounds like a Law Firm.

4. The Worlds Largest Outdoor Cocktail party is this Saturday at 3:30...see you at the bar.

5. It is amazing to me in 2024 that someone does not know how to use a Nest thermostat.

6. Bronny James to the G league? Like there is anyone in the world that is surprised by that?

7. I see people sending memes of Arron Judge when they are asked what time they are showing up or meeting up. I didn't get it at first but I guess it means I ain't showing up just like Judge hasn't for any of these playoff games.

8. One of the betting caveats I have is never betting against the Armed forces. Sorry Navy you got your doors blown off.

9. BBQ chicken pizza is better than Buffalo chicken pizza. I said what I said.

10. Holy Shit Jaden Daniels - I could watch that hail Mary all day every day.

11. Carlos Sepulveda is alive and well.

12. People losing their minds over the Pats winning against the Jets...bro come on. Rodgers is washed as they come.

13. This weather is awesome - 79 one day 35 the next and later this week it will be 72, 78 and 66.

14. Dominos sending free emergency pizzas out is also nuts. There is no way they are not a drug front.

Life happens

 Sorry my dudes, life happens.

This is what I learned while away:

1.The Celtics have raised banner 18.

2. Next Monday is the holy grail of sports betting - MLB, NBA, NFL and NHL. A wet dream if you will.

3. Ever randomly crack a tooth? Yeah it is wild.

4. Wait Best Buy is still a thing? They sent me a $10 gift card.

5.  This weather is nuts, fucking 80 in late October?

6. Thinking about bringing back the Yankee regift party this year.

7. You guys see any sales for plus size dresses let me know. Every week I fall deeper and deeper into last place.

8. Today is free slider day at Dave hot chicken...get yours while they last.

9. Does anyone really give 2 flying fucks about Lebron playing with his son?

10. Chris Leaden is trying to get a bunch of people out together for some beers but everyone's schedule doesn't line up.

11. Two people on my street are having a politic off - Harris sign, Trump sign, A second Harris Walz sign, waiting on the Next Trump sign. 

12.  Andre Reed has a Bills Mafia documentary coming out.

13. Georgia beat Texas and now sit at #2 on the season. This 12 team end of year tournament is going to be wild.

14. If you are having a Halloween costume party please do not invite me. I am 46 and not dressing up.

15. Chrissy daughter tried to do her best Evel Knievel impersonation but ended up more like Super Dave Osborn.

16. If you haven't been watching the Penguin then you are truly missing out.

Spooky season

 People seem to be decorating their homes more and more for the Halloween season.

This is what I learned this weekend(quick 12 pack edition):

1. Taco Bell has brought back the double decker taco for a limited time.

2. Over 2 months to get an appointment for an eye exam? Everyone all of a sudden going blind?

3. I heard that Stop and Shop are going to stop charging the $.10 for bags.

4. If you know of anyone selling a good used car cheap, Hit up Chris Leaden. He is looking for one.

5. If you were wondering, Mark Welch is alive and well. Heard he has his eye on Jason Foley's 'Vette.

6. Today is Joe Martell's birth day. If you see him at the Hoffy grab him a beer.

7. Chrissy survived 4 days of being Mr. Mom. No one got hurt and everyone is in good spirits.

8. How is it we have no FEMA money for people in NC or Florida but we have money for Lebanon? We find that in the couch cushions?

9. The Quincy YMCA is already big and now they are planning on an expansion?

10. Swayman signs an 8 year deal and opening night is tomorrow. Prayers up the Bruins season is better than the Patriots.

11. It is pretty wild that the Red Sox are the cheapest ticket in town. Mediocrity at it's best.

12. The Irish Pub in North Quincy is an old school cash only Star Wars type of bar but the food is dirt cheap. Not sure how they are making any money from that.

I was waiting

 Till October first to post (also Sean Riccio bullied me but that's besides the point).

This is what I learned while away:

1. People hate Georgia more than I thought. That Bama/Georgia game was one for the ages.

2.  Mia Khalifa on Only fans now? 

3. If you need any Bruins tickets - Let Mario know. He is selling almost all his games this year.

4. Been a blood bath lately with Pete Rose and Dikembe. Keep your head on a swivel.

5. Looks like real estate in Florida and NC is going to be cheap soon.

6. There has been a Smiddy sighting. Out and about at a bar and happy in love.

7. Does anyone actually answer their cell phone? Or does it go to voicemail and you text them back like an adult?

8. The Hancock Tavern has underrated bar food.

9. 4 weeks is the fastest I have seen a suicide pool end.

10. Shocker that Chris Sale couldn't pitch in a meaningful Braves game.

11. TK is not a huge Mexican food guy but I introduced him to empanadas...game changer.

12. We are going on a year and still no replacement for Dan at work.

13. People acting like the Red Sox being in the playoff hunt till the last week of the season is some major accomplishment. You are the fucking Red Sox - charging the most per ticket, per beer, and you just want to be mediocre.

14. Don't forget Chrissys Bday is this Wednesday and Joey's is next week. 

15. Speaking of Chrissy don't bother him Thursday through Sunday. He is on daddy duty and can't be bothered with distractions.

16. I am having the exact opposite of luck when it comes to fantasy football this year. I have started dieting hard so I can look good in my dress at next years draft.

HMMM

 Maybe I should start a go fund me to get a wedding gown to wear to Vegas when I finish last in fantasy football.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. I am already sick of Jason Kelce. 

2. Martell says he is no longer drinking during the week...believe it when I see it.

3. The knockout/suicide NFL pool is already down to 19 people.

4. Steve Boyce is on a heater still. Keno doesn't stand a chance.

5. Mikey T is looking for someone who works on Buderus boilers. You know anyone? Hit him up.

6. The Hancock Tavern - you either like it or you hate it. I am in the like it boat.

7. Chrissy is going to have a season ending bash up at his camp ground if you are interested. Hit him up.

8. How the fuck is an appointment for an eye exam over 2 months out? 

9. Fuck LED head lights on cars.

10. The count down to TK's retirement is under way. Only 356  days left!

11. Jeffrey is back coaching the Hull football team. 

12.  Who is going to Pearl Jam tonight at Fenway? Look for Chris Leaden in his ripped jeans, flannel and Ten t-shirt.