Monday, August 3, 2020


I know the calendar says August but it feels like March 689742nd.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Julie Nickerson is alive.
2. Mario may be dumping his Bruins tickets.
3. Cape Cod does not do the Jeep wave.
4. Chrissy tore up The Vineyard this weekend.
5. I don't remember it being this hot for this long.
6. Would you rather live in the mountains by a lake or walking distance to the beach?
7. Joey Martell has been MIA maybe he got a job?
8. Boats? Yes it no?
9. When did people named Christopher decide that Topher was accepted as a nickname? Like who said fuck Chris we want Topher?
10. Anyone ever replace a garage door before? Is it difficult?
11. Oh by the way $60 for Korean BBQ fried chicken is well worth it.
12. My barber has been asking about me since I haven't been getting my haircut every 3 weeks as I normally have.

Monday, July 27, 2020

You got it

Sorry got tied up with some work today.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Fear city - New York vs the Mafia was pretty good. Check it out on Netflix
2. What kind of liquor store sells out of 30 packs? Guess two 18 packs will do.
3. Tacoma FD is back on.
4. Didn't take long for baseball to blow up with the Covids.
5. Angelo's is closed and now there is a new coal fired pizza joint Liberty Tavern there.
6. Albas still brings the heat.
7. Does anyone think that the NFL will actually play this year?
8. Pretty sure the Peacock channel is going to fail.
9. Shark week is still a thing? I mean Mike Tyson vs Jaws has me intrigued.
10. Oh yeah by the way UFOs are real. No big deal the government just casually dropping that.
11. Working the overnight shift fucks you up for a day or 2.
12. Empanadas are underrated. We need more empanada places.
13. Jeffrey has given up on the seltzers.
14. Matty Kraemer is thinking about renting a house in Hull for the month of August. I say let er rip tater chip.

Wednesday, July 22, 2020

Yeah yeah yeah

So I have been away...sue me!

This is what I learned while away on vacation:
1. People suck.
2. The pro masks people are nutso to the extreme.
3. No one wears a mask on Cape Cod.
4. I would do a pig roast every week if I could.
5. Is football going to happen? I need to know for fantasy purposes.
6. We haven't really talked about Cam Newton to the Pats.
7. Martell is still out there enjoying his unemployment.
8. Seems like everyone is buying a boat.
9. The Beastie Boy channel on XM is not that good. I haven't been this disappointed since Shade 45.
10. Jeffrey's new puppy, he who has yet to get a name, is all about nipping.
11. With the heat and humidity this week I almost broke down and shaved my head.
12. What happens when the regular flu season starts up in September/October? Is everyone going to be a hypochondriac?
13. I had no idea that Chrissy was going deaf. That was a shocker.
14. The narrative on 401ks and 403bs have changed and now they are saying the economy isn't nearly the same as the 80s when they were created.
15. So movies and concerts are a thing of the past?
16. Bud light lemonade...more lemon than beer flavor.
17. Let's talk about the new Ford Bronco. I need one like yesterday.
18. So Mookie is gonna sign a 10 year 350 million dollar contract. Covid 19 cost him like 100 mil.
19. What sport are you most excited to return - baseball, hockey or basketball?
20. Trader Joes is removing - Trader Jose's, Arabian Joe,Trader Joe San and Trader Ming's. In their attempt to be humorous and inclusive they have offended people.
21. Ice cream when drunk will never not be glorious.
22. Fucking Popeyes opening up next to a Wendy's is next level fatness.

Monday, June 29, 2020

Can we?

Can we wish America a happy birthday this year or has that been cancelled?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Fucking thunderstorms are no joke.
2. The new Will Farrell movie is trash.
3. Wait now the CDC is saying that it is more than likely 10 times more people have had covid 19 than the 2.5 million that they have reported? I'm so confused.
4. Sometimes you run out of hair product. It happens.
5. The UFC just hits better on the TV outside.
6. Nothing better than the feeling of counting down till vacation.
7. I hope Chrissy wins his suspension appeal.
8. After a month my RovR cooler finally showed. So far I'm in love.
9. Leaden's buddy hitting the Mass Cash 6 times is what we all need right now.
10. The covers channel on XM channel 302 is straight fire.
11. The best thing about being in your 40s is getting out of bed and hurting for no apparent reason.
12. Happy almost Phase 3 day but now we wait a week,maybe, perhaps ahh who knows anymore.

Monday, June 22, 2020


It's good to see mother nature is still drunk.
I mean 80 plus degrees going on 6 straight days with no end in sight... fire.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The beach water warmed up nicely.
2. Laying sod is no fucking joke. My hamstrings are still killing me.
3. Good to see Leaden out on the beach.
4. I would like to say I'm surprised that phone companies are now tracking you due to Covid 19. But I'm not - contact tracing and all.
5. Wait this election is going to have no debates.
6. Outdoor televisions are where it's at.
7. Joe Martell is looking for some help putting in some AC in his house.
8. When did phase 2 become at least 4 weeks long?
9. Man this situation in Seattle with CHOP is crazy to me.
10. Looks like I won't be going to Plunkett this year. Unless he's still going on then I'll be there.
11. Cops at the beach for people drinking is wild to me. Like who is calling for that?
12. What the fuck is going on with UPS? I have been waiting for a package since May 29th.
13. Chrissy has enough fire works to make up for Boston cancelling thier July 4th display.
14. Do Yeti coolers have a life time guarantee? Asking for Karen and Joe.

Monday, June 15, 2020


Hey boys and girls it looks like summer is going to be stopping by this Wednesday and staying for at least the weekend.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The jalapeno bites from Burger King are fire.
2. I am hearing conflicting reports of outdoor dining being either over crowded and getting kicked out or the total opposite and everyone gets to stay for hours.
3. Chinese food hits just right when that's what you want.
4. When do you have to quarantine? When I leave the state and come back? If I'm visiting? I'm so confused. Any help?
5. I know we are in covid 19 and protest season but can we stop all the fire works? I'm not sure we need those going off at 3 am.
6. If a real life Transformer showed up tomorrow would anyone even bat an eye?
7. If you were sitting there thinking have Chrissy's balls shrunk? The answer is no. If anything they are larger.
8. Who wants to go halfsies on a boat?
9. So mask fatigue is a thing now.
10. Do you guys have nosy neighbors? Me either.
11. Anyone hear from Mark Welch? Kids been MIA since golf courses opened back up.
12. Are movie theaters a thing of the past now?

Monday, June 8, 2020

Billy Currington

I am pretty sure he said it best - " is good and people are crazy. "

 A couple of cold beers can bring people together. Let's start handing out beers and making new friends, swapping stories and life events, getting some perspective and input in to what makes us tick as humans.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The longer my hair gets the more people have to say something about it.
2. Fucking Martell never having root beer shots or a grilled cheese in his life is absurd.
3. Blow me is a perfectly good retort when someone says something you don't want to continue having a conversation with.
4. That fucking rain on Saturday was insane.
5. I am not sure what beaches Governor Baker has been too since this shit started but no one is wearing masks on the beach.
6. I do not understand how people love the Eagles so much.  Take your hotel California and shove it up your ass.
7. You didn't hear this from me but Joey is having another pig roast on July 11th.  Get your sides ready.
8. Now that we are onto Phase 2.1 what are you looking most forward too? Where y'all gonna be eating at?
9. Fucking NH not giving a fucking shit and just basically going from 0 - dry humping in terms of opening up is the NH we all need. Live free or die!
10. Jeffrey's fence is finally in and done.
11. I recently read that Italy believes this Covid-19 has mutated to a weaker strain.
12. What week are we on in this self isolation/quarantine? 13 or 14? Time seems to be flying by.
13. Not really sure if I am going for the Tim Allen in the Santa Clause look or Kurt Russell in the Christmas Chronicles. Either way a younger Santa is my current look.
14. I have a feeling that 30 and 36 packs just aren't enough now, Budweiser is gonna start rolling out a 50 pack.

Monday, June 1, 2020


It's fucking June but may as well be December without Christmas. This year just won't quit and Everytime I think we have hit rock bottom there is a new low. Two steps forward and 37 back at this point.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. That Chick fil-a breakfast is legit.
2. I was shocked to learn that Yeti is not made in America.
3. Chrissy bought himself a golf cart.
4. People out there just never having eaten steak tips before is an insane thought to me.
5. Mario is back after the birth of his baby girl and I couldn't be happier.
6. The CARES Act is a bunch of things, not just stimulus but also what you can do with your retirement cash.
7. Maybe Chrissy hit a scratchie because he also bought himself am Arctic Cooler.
8. The UFC fights have been lack luster at best lately.
9. It is surprising how normal a little sun on the beach can make you feel.
10.  The Boyce's heading down to Rhode Island to celebrate their anniversary with a few beers par with 2020.
11. Martell is planning pig roast #2 in July.
12. Charlie Baker treating us all like we are children is beyond infuriating.

Monday, May 25, 2020

Summer is here

Now that we have stumbled upon Memorial Day, summer is unofficially here. The good weather is gonna be hitting this week. Let's start getting back to normal not a new normal but fucking normal.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Covid 19/Corona virus is really drawing a line in the sand and people are on polar opposite sides when they view it or how they are now dealing with it.
2. The Pig roast was a success.
3. Boyce out here just killing the grilling game.
4. I mean $49 bill at Taco Bell is really fucking impressive, Christian Daniel Macphail I would not believe it if I didn't see it with my own 2 eyes.
5. Hey Mike Foley, relax with hitting on the KFC cashier and then thinking she called the police on ya.
6. Barber shops and hair salons open today make sure you get your appointments.
7. Anyone have any good brush/comb recommendations? My hair is getting long.
8. Hope that everyone got to enjoy some of the nice weather this weekend.
9. When you go to Joes house make sure you get some harepie.
10. Relentless game of 7,11, doubles this Saturday. I think Leaden made more enemies than friends.
11. Martell needs some Midol, he hurt his back mowing a lawn for the first time since high school.
12. When do they try to cancel July 4th?

Monday, May 18, 2020

Quick question

What the fuck are we doing? Like honestly?

The average age of death is 82.
There have been 74 deaths under the age of 50.

I get it, if you are immunocompromised, have a propensity for getting sick or just old this is not an ideal world we are living in for you. But millions of people on unemployment, small business' going under, and people having to use all their life's savings to keep their family afloat is not ideal either. 

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Little kids love to watch UFC, only when there is blood.
2. Congrats to Mario and Ash on a bouncy baby girl.
3. Mother nature is so fucking bombed - hot, cold, tornadoes, fuck it snow.
4. Is it a problem when you have to have a conversation about whether 36 beers is enough for 2 people?
5. Fuck your zoom meetings.
6. Doesn't look like I'll be getting a puppy any time soon.
7. Speaking of puppies Jeffery is looking for an English lab.
8. Looks like Florida is going to have it's best summer tourism ever.
9. Chrissy is alive and well.

10. Guess we are all waiting for 11 am to see if Governor Baker will let us out of our cages.
11. I don't know if I like pizza or burgers more. 
12. Taco bell still brings the heat. 
13. Why is it so difficult to find a baby hog for sale?
14. Broccoli slaw is better than cole slaw. Don't @ me!

Monday, May 11, 2020


Are we ever going to go back to anything resembling a normal life?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. It felt great to be able to watch UFC live and be like a regular Saturday night.
2. Yo, sauage pepper and onion pizza from Rags is fire.
3. So basically this is Covid 19 season? Winter, spring, summer, fall and covid 19 shut down the economy season.
4. I dont think Kung Fu Dave is handling isolation well. He is down some conspiracy rabbit holes.
5. If you are looking for your Michael Jordan rookie card fix look .
6. I am really sick of these zoom meetings and seeing people sitting at home like donkeys and I am at work like an asshole.
7. Grub hub, Uber eats and all these delivery services seem to be killing it and gouging people. They charged $12.59 in fees and a fucking 25% tip on an $88.88 pizza order. Are we keeping small businesses afloat or lining these companies pockets?
8. Support your local breweries during this time. If they can't open their tap rooms, and bars aren't open to pour their kegs that is 2/3rds of their business. Buy some swag, get a 4 pack and do your part to help out.
9. When the $600 bonus runs out for unemployment and people passed on jobs while the country was reopening. It's gonna be like real life musical chairs.
10. Fucking fences are expensive as fuck.
11. One week until baby Long is exciting.
12. People setting up secret haircuts from their barbers and hairstylest is where we are at now?!
13. My favorite part of covid 19 season is all the people snitching on other people. This person is not wearing a mask, these people are not social distancing, and (my favorite) people are visiting my neighbor.
14. The second favorite thing about covid 19 season - all the other genders out there are not being effected by death. It is just the females and males in the world.
15. One thing that's never going to happen again is blowing out of birthday cake candles, right? No more little kids spitting all over the cake?
16. How does Joe Martell not know who Len Bias was? Or that Ace of Cakes made Dave's wedding cake?

Stay safe out there guys and gals. If you aren't one of them you should be good.

Monday, May 4, 2020

It's here

It's May 4th, AKA Star Wars day.
So may the fourth be with you.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. There is never not a line at Wendy's.
2. May is here so let's hope the warm weather comes with it.
3. Chrissy is alive and killing the Uber game.
4. I may be going slowly insane from the self distance/quarantine life.
5. God bless people working full-time at home and teaching their kids.
6. Gonna be a real interesting summer if the beaches don't open.
7. Some days the beers just go down like glass.
8. Have we cancelled mother's day yet?
9. Who knew chicken wings were in a shortage?
10. The first sunburn of the season is kind of refreshing.
11. When will mask season be done? No body can be wearing these things all summer long.
12. Oh the edible game? More like the Christian Daniel Macphail game, amiright?

Monday, April 27, 2020

Is it over

Can someone please let me know when this is all over? I just want to stay in bed with the blankets over my head until I can go back outside.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People flooding the Boston 311 line snitching on people being outside and not wearing masks is just silly to me.
2. I got Dairy Queen and the first one of the season just hits so good.
3. Heaven forbid you cough or sneeze anymore.
4. 15 beers in 3 1/2 hours is not too bad during Corona self isolating quarantining.
5. Has anyone seen Chrissy? Dude is too busy to snap?
6. Joe Martell just buying an 11 foot long Weber grill is such a Joe thing.
7. The rum is done love.
8. When do the beaches open up?
9. I have never had so much lunch variety at work - Uber eats, door dash, caviar and even a fucking taxi all delivered.
10. 1 year olds are like Energizer bunnies.
11. What do you miss most during this?
12. Jeffrey out here with the Peleton. Kids gonna look fire.
13. The NFL draft was good television.
14. Julie Nickerson is alive, just had her 1 year anniversary with her Beau.

I'll see you guys soon. Drinks on me!

Monday, April 20, 2020


Have we tried unplugging the world and plugging it back in yet? Figured, just checking.
People are slowly losing their minds and I'm just waiting for the next civil war to start.

This is what I learned this weekend:
(Do we really even have weekends anymore)
1. Steak tips are underrated.
2. Nothing drives me more up a wall than someone chewing loudly. Like bro no one wants to hear your lunch.
3. All this mask wearing is really hurting my ears.
4. We should be at the Sox game today drinking at 8 am. Instead we are in self distancing/self quarantine day 6890753.
5. Jeffrey is upset that Coors light comes in the slim cans.
6. Thanks to whoever sent the chocolate dick, sorry to say my dog ate it. Don't worry though he is still alive.
7. Now you have to wear a mask everywhere you go. Can't wait till they say you have to hop on your left foot only while shopping.
8. Wait, we are surprised that they are saying this didn't come from eating a bat but rather from a BL4 lab in Wuhan?
9. Oh yeah, I got into the baking game during this - pecan date bread. It's a bit dense but the flavor is good.
10. Guys, you can either just let all your hair go or you can shave it all down. There really isn't an in between.
11. So the Cape didn't want people flocking to their vacation homes now they want to re-open everything. Man this virus really fucking with people.
12. Code 8 was worth watching on Netflix.

Does anyone have any good suggestions of things to watch?

Tuesday, April 14, 2020


Ya put off and procrastinate blogging and mother fuckers lose their mind.

Covid 19 got people twisted.

This is what I learned since last time I was here:
1. Sorry I forgot the blog.
2. Beer tastes better at a bar
3. Calnan is killing the Alfredo Aellos meals.
4. Smiddy is alive and doing well during this pandemic.
5. Guess every lady who is unemployed has their own Fans only page.
6. Fucking 70 miles per hour winds will fuck up your landscape and fence
7. People working from home just snacking all the time?
8. Will this be final nail in the coffin for brick and mortar stores?
9. We need new content dropped on these streaming services quicker.
10. Is there any thing more adult feeling than having dinners planned for the week?
11. Better feeling - new socks or fresh clean sheets?
12. Ice cream delivery service would be nice and handy right now.

Monday, April 6, 2020

No money no money

I thought this was supposed to save us all money? I'm spending more than ever. Stocking up on beers, going to the supermarket to get food to make, and always at the Home Depot. Money schmoney.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. BJs is beyond crazy. The check out lines are the length of the store
2. I am not sure what people's breaking points are but I have a sneaking suspicion we are about to find out.
3. Hey people with your ponsey scams, who work from their phones. How's this treating you?
4. I am hearing the next 11 days are going to be the hardest and then the curve is suppose to be flattened.
5. You need a faucet replaced...I'm your guy.
6. One would think that people would be working like crazy, when there is nothing to do.
7. Still no toilet paper. Even though I scored a pack.
8. The weather is getting nicer so at least we have that.
9. Guys are either letting their hair grow or wiffling it up. There are no in betweens.
10. They went from no one should be wearing a mask unless you are a health care worker to everyone wear one...real quick.
11. Stock in Home Depot and Lowe's must be going through the roof. People have nothing to do but home improvement tasks.
12. Sometimes those high test IPAs hit you hard and fast.

Stay safe out there.

Monday, March 30, 2020

It is official

People are slowly starting to lose their minds.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. TK barely escaped from an apartment fire in his complex.
2. Does anyone actually grow up in Whitman?
3. I thought all this social distancing and not going out was going to make me save money. But in reality I spend more from all the baking, cooking and hobbies I'm trying out.
4. I have a feeling the Airlines are going to have a huge boom when this is all said and done.
5. When do people just pack up in their car to go for a drive and somehow end up in California?
6. I am already sick of sports replays.
7. Tiger King...that's all that needs to be said about that.
8. Just when I think the Big Black Cock meme guy couldn't get any better someone comes out with a new one.
9. But why the rum love?
10. These virtual happy hours and meet ups on Zoom... blow it out your ass.
11. Amazon Prime doesn't have that many good shows but Zero Zero Zero is some dope ass shit about the cocaine trade.
12. Breweries doing home delivery is the shit we need right now.

Monday, March 23, 2020

...and just like that

We are basically is a shelter in place locked the fuck down point in 2020.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Leaden really likes breaking my balls if I don't post before 10:30.
2. Will Chrissy survive no edibles for at least 2 weeks now with this lock down?
3. The Popeyes chicken Sammy is fucking delicious.
4. Covid-19 is causing people to lose their fucking minds.
5. Could not find any yeast anywhere. People coming out of this self distancing full on bakers.
6. Who likes rum?
7. Serious question where is the best pizza around? Not a one bite thing but where is the best tasting pizza?
8. Are there bets on when this is all going to be over? I don't see April 7th as a viable option.
9. I don't know if I could be motivated to work from home. Lots of snacks, naps and porn would be in my future.
10. Ever look at someone's face and immediately hate them, well before they open their mouth?
11. Make sure you check up on you family and friends, especially the older ones.
12. Video dates and video/virtual meet ups are all the rage right now. Listen Karen I didn't want to see you in real life let alone online...hit the bricks.
13. Guys still out here shaving off beards for fear Covid-19 will live on their face...may as well shave your head and cut off your balls too.
14. Hey parents with kids, looks like this is going to be an extended summer vacation.

Monday, March 16, 2020

And just like that

Everything was shut down. Bars - closed. Restaurants - closed. Movie theaters - closed. Disney - closed. Dunkins - some closed.  Supermarkets - reduced hours. It's chaos and bedlam. Welcome to the Purge!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Covid -19 sounds like a villain in a Spiderman comic. That's what I will keep calling it over Corona virus.
2. The plaza had maybe 1/4th the people it normally has on a Sunday.
3. I'm sure some of you thought shit, everything shut down so I am sure this blog post will be too. Ya dead wrong.
4. I honestly dont think baseball can take this long layoff that they are proposing.
5. Local business needs your support. So try to help wherever you can.
6. Thoughts on rum? I'm not talking captain morgan shit.
7. I heard rumors that packies are gonna close starting tomorrow.
8. Uber eats, Caviar and Grub hub must be walking around with a hard on for the next 3 weeks.
9. Have you watched the Spenser movie yet? Did you not laugh when the lady screams Go Sox during sex?
10. All rules of Lent are off the table during this Purge right?
11. Do not even look at your 401Ks.
12. You didn't hear this from me but Jeffrey has been riding the sober train since Mexico.

Gotta run and make sure things are on the up and up.

Monday, March 9, 2020

In like a lion

This motherfucking March did not come in like a lion. This place is rocking with 60 degree days.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People want money but don't want to work for it.
2. Brunch some times gets away from ya.
3. Is there anything worse than ordering something you really want to eat and it comes out gross.
4. Little kid hockey is something to watch. (Not always in a good way).
5. Rob bailed on Cancun, meanwhile Jeffrey is living his best life.
6. Heard flights to Nashville are dirt cheap right now.
7. Who knew Fowler house has trivia on Tuesday nights.
8. Leadens bringing 100 oysters to the parade...shuck up!
9. Hey Corona virus stop fucking with my retirement.
10. Fucking Popeyes delivers now.
11. Ugly Delicious is my new go to on Netflix.
12. Can someone explain to me to me why razor blades are so expensive?