Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Now what

Right after the super bowl is kind of the worst for sports. We have the NBA and hockey kind of running through the motions, baseball spring training starting up and some people are gearing up for golf.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Mario is pretty lucky with squares. I think he hit one 4 years running.
2. Blazing Paddles at Game on is really bright and fun.
3. Chrissy has plenty of beers and food left over from his super bowl party.
4. The ground hog said spring is springing early. Ill believe it when I see it.
5. I think naps are essential on snow days.
6. Is anyone else excited for Lucic's return tonight at the garden?
7. It never fails, that anytime I fall asleep (Pass out) on my couch my back kills the next day.
8. If you mention fucking truck day to me I will punch you in your junk, male or female. Stupidest fucking thing on the planet.
9. Some of you are really pushy waiting for blog updates, huh? I mean everyone knows I don't work the day after the Super bowl. Call it a Derek Holiday.
10. Little kids remember the most obscure things ever.
11. It is pretty sad that I have xmas gifts still at my house that I haven't delivered.
12. Have you seen how small the Celeste pizzas are now?
13. Jeffrey is looking for investors for his buffalo chicken dip condiment company.
14. I still have not yet started up my snow blower. Ha suck it mother nature.
15. More places need to sell MGD!
16. The pizza at Game On is really good. Like surprisingly good.
17. Has anyone heard from Lauren Brady? She was MIA this weekend. Hope she isn't in a dungeon somewhere getting sprayed with a hose.
18. Who are you voting for?

Ok gotta jet. 


Monday, February 1, 2016

Spring time

Man mother nature is a fickle beast. One day we have blizzard warnings the next its 60 and shit!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. If anyone complains about how warm it is today or this week you have my permission to punch them in the face.
2. Bar hopping in Hull was a success - Bridgemans is fancy and wouldn't serve us but other than that I say if you have a slow day hit em all up. But I think some time in the summer Jeffreys gonna get one going for PKD.
3. Still haven't heard of any concrete Superbowl plans.
4. It is god damn hard to get rid of super bowl squares if the Pats are not in it. I still don't get that.
5. It is tax season and I am hearing people are getting returns back in 5-7 days?
6. Angelos in Quincy seems to be going down hill.
7. As fancy pants Mario how Davios was this weekend. The LONGS do it up big.
8. How many of you people watched Grease live?
9. Whats on your bucket list?
10. Apparently they are still smashing peoples mail boxes in Bridgewater.
11. Why is it If your opinion is not the popular opinion then it is viewed as wrong? I mean it is an opinion.
12. I think the more people Hate Cam Newton the more I like him.
13. Anyone have a prop bet list? Im taking Cam 1st rushing td of the game.
14. I am pretty damn excited for Deadpool. Just saying see ya next Friday!
15. Rumor has it that Supah Ps bachelor party may be in Pittsburgh.
16. Guacamole can be hit or miss.

That is all I have for now.

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Walking in a winter wonderland

The snow came and went, the Patriots lost and people are now counting down till truck day and spring training - WHAT A WEEKEND!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Christian Daniel Macphail is impatient.
2. Random Friday night beers with Jeffrey and Flounder are always a good time.
3. I can not remember the last time I won at Keno.
4. Miller High Life is making a come back at Barefoot Bobs.
5. Whats the plan for the superbowl?
6. Speaking of superbowls, no one ever buys squares when the Pats are not in it. I mean I need the action.
7. Pulled pork tacos are the jam.
8. Sometimes you gotta say what the fuck.
9. Where do you stand when it comes to Indian food?
10. If you get a fly in your Guiness do you send it back? Remove the fly and drink it? Or just stop drinking?
11. Mario is killing the snow removal game.
12. The Bruins play in Nashville on February 18th, just saying if someone has a trip itch they want to scratch.
13. Matt and Megan are having a Hull pub crawl/bar hopping on Saturday if anyones around and wants to drink in Brockton by the sea. Heard the Sea note is a great time.
14. Chrissy hates mozzarella sticks. He also would rather have his eyes picked out of his head by a crow than eat coconut.
15. I am watching the new X-files and I like it.
16. What is the over under on when Dave moves back from Bmore? I am saying May 1st, 2017.
17. When your juke box game is on point, people notice.
18. Who plans on getting tickets to Pearl Jam?

Gotta run.

Monday, January 18, 2016

MLK DAY

Today is MLK day. I hope everyone takes a moment to reflect upon what that means, and not just a holiday off.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People LOVE pub crawls.
2. If you wear a t shirt with a beer logo on it you should buy that beer or else be called out by the packie store attendant. (HA packie store attendant sounds like a fun job)
3. Everyone is riding Tom Brady and the Patriots pretty hard but they are also bitching there is no home game this weekend.
4. The St. Pattys day parade is back on in Scituate.
5. Speaking of St Pattys day, Chrissy has his official day to get snipped 3-17-15. Guess he will never forget when he loses his balls.
6. You ever try to trim your beard and mess up? Yeah me too.
7. Our prayers go out to Calnan...he of the sprained ankle.
8. Don't get flippant with CVG or he will block you on all social media and real life.
9. What is the plan for the 3:00 Pats game Sunday?
10. I have a few Sox games for sale if anyone wants em., HMU.
11. Miller High life is under appreciated.
12. Has anyone been to Easy Pie in Braintree? I heard they have huge tater tots.
13. Is there anything worse than sleeping on your neck wrong and its difficult to turn?
14. I am wondering if anyone has a thousandaire idea that they are making a reality.

I am off to do some work, I think anyways.


Monday, January 11, 2016

The sooner the better

One day it is 60 the next 26. I wish mother nature would make up her mind if it is winter or not, the sooner the better.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Kids love trampolines (or jumpolines).
2. Congrats to Supah P and his FIANCE!! Yeah buddy. That may be the party to end all parties!
3. Speaking of Supah P, it is all coming up roses for that cat as he got a new job promotion too.
4. Home made taco bars are where it is at.
5. Why does Dunkin Donuts keep coming out with new croissant donuts?
6. $1300 Million dollars. Let it sink in!!
7. Broken straws in your iced coffee is a fucking joke.
8. Welchie has a nice house over there in Braintree. Stop by sometime.
9. The birthday boy Chris Leaden is having a huge Pats bash Saturday, shine up your drinking and eating shoes.
10. Jeffrey is looking to do "the Quincy walk of shame", which consists of bar hopping to as many bars as possible during the week. Anyone interested? He's talking Friday the 22nd.
11. Drakkar for Christmas? Bitches love Drakkar.
12. What you guys know about chimney liners? Asking for my uncle.

Just a quick hitting 12 pack because I have to go do some work.

Thursday, January 7, 2016

TMX year end review

The TMX year end wrap up is here, its the country edition ya'll. It was a long ( too long for some we're sure) 17 weeks but it has ended and a champ has been crowned. The new belt owner will be DMC who won for the first time in his ten years in the league!! TMX predicted this in the preseason!! The beer bitch will be Supah P's and the dress wearer with be Equalizers. Lotta laugh this year as always and we hope all enjoyed the season and will be back next year lets take a brief look at each team.

First overall was DMC who had the first pick and was able to ride AP and make some moves to get top D Broncos in a lopsided trade.  DMC started the season off with a last place week 1 and wasn't til week 8 they made their move hopping in the 2nd spot then taking over number one in week 10 and never looking back! DMC also became the first team in history to post 200pts in a week doing it TWICE. All in all a great season put together with a solid draft, nice trades and waiver wire moves. The hunter becomes the hunted next year but the belt is in his possession all summer.



2nd overall was Jaybirds. Second place is a great place to be in and TMX is always staying positive but this team was built to win and questions will be why it didn't. TMX stats dept which is well documented to be run by a crack group due to the budget problems at drunknothings , found out that Jaybirds had the top 3 wrs on his roster ALL SEASON. Those 3 totaled 1,050 points this season!! Equalizers entire team only scored 700 more points for the season!! Jaybirds never spent a day below second place but one has to wonder, how with those numbers, he didn't run away with the league. There will be some soul searching at Jaybirds but TMX is confident he will find the answers to get over the hump.



3rd place this season was Mr. Don't ask him he'll tell you Charlie's Angels. The Angels were up in the mix all season except when they dropped to 6th in week 8 and seemed to be stuck but in week 15 with nice waiver help and some bad management from the teams ahead they made their move and secured it in week 16. Charlies' when not congratulating themselves was often on TMX with having some of the best guys benched in the league. Not sure if making the right plays all season could have led to a better finish? Next season Charlies should be in the hunt and telling the league about it as he does it.



4th place this season was Beach Bums. This is the first time since joining the league that Beach Bums didn't win a week, Just like Cal Ripkens steak, this will not be broken. The Bums seemed to be in a funk all season long (Or maybe it was all the teams Coach K was involved in). They never went below 7th place and I'm sure felt they were one player or week away but it never came. 4th place is by no means a bad season but the two time champs have to consider it an off year.



5th place this year was Slippery Wizards. The defending champs finished strong but never had anything going. A draft that saw them take Lynch, Murray and TY Hilton as the first three guys proved to be too tough to comeback from. Wizards were the only team other than last place Equalizers to spend more than one week in the basement. They did finish 5th on the year which was the highest they got all year so maybe they can build on that (are we counting the play offs too).



6th place for the year was Creepshots. Creepshots was in the mix all year dipping to 6th in week 5 but then controlling the third spot from week 7-14! With a great trade to get possible MVP Cam Newton they look like a sure thing til the week 15 DISASTER. Creepshots chose to sit Cam who put up 61pts!! That signaled the end for Creepshots. TMX did some investigating to see if collusion was involved cuz the Newton benching was that inexplicable but we came up with nothing (Good work Wes Cash)!!  Tough way to end a season but TMX is sure they will be back and will take risks next year too.



7th place this year was Skza's Squad. Skza's did their usual getting points where you wouldn't think they would and starting guys who were hurt.One of only two teams that didn't win a week, Skza's started out in the top 5 but then later in the season when the byes hit and they started more zero's than anyone in the history of ADSL ( #statsbyme)  they were stuck in the 7 and 8 slot where they would land. Next year a focused Skza's could make a run for the money



8th place this year was Black Dynomite. It a season that can only be labeled a disappointment, BD held on to the number one spot for 4 weeks then held the 4th spot looking outside at the money for 4 more weeks only to collapse at the end and end up one spot from beer bitch. Black Dynomite I'm sure is circling the wagons ( see what we did there) and checking their networks to find their way back to the top.




9th place and beer bitch this year is Supah P's. Supah's got hit by injuries right out the gate losing Nelson and Fat Eddie lacy had an off year as the number one pick. The scrappy Supahs found life on the wire and rose to 4th but by week 11 they locked themselves into spot 9 never to rise back up. A rough season for Supah's but they managed to the end and will be back in the mix next year.



10th place and the dress wearer this year is Equalizers. The season they had was for the ages complete with a final week of 46pts!  Equalizers were in 6th place after week 1 then never got pass 9. Furthermore they were in the basement every week but FOUR. Let that sink in as TMX reminds you in week 8 they got a season high 72pts from Drew Brees!! Surprisingly the even won a week. Just an absolute remarkably bad season that deserves an equally remarkable dress. Don't disappoint Equalizers.





Final Standings

1. DMC
2. Jaybirds...........................98pts
3. Charlie's Angels.................212pts
4. Beach Bums.......................243pts
5. Slippery Wizards.................245pts
6. Creepshots..........................263pts
7. Skza's Squad........................297pts
8. Black Dynomite.....................316pts
9. Supah P's..............................455pts
10. Equalizers............................625pts


    Great season filled with laughs and lets all pay up and make sure the winners get their money. TMX thanks you for reading. Have a great offseason and see you next year. TMX out.

Monday, January 4, 2016

Heres hoping 2016 is better than 2015

Away we go -2016 is here and already my work computer won't allow me to post This blog. Well guess what IT guys, my phone will do just fine (though I do apologize in advance for any typos).

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. There are many Bruins fans from Canada.
2. Sean Riccio, was at one point in his life Jesus Christ incarnate. Just fishing and being a carpenter.
3. The Winter Classic was much better at Gillette than at Fenway park.
4. Apparently I have to get some more glaucoma tests? As they say 3rd times a charm.
5. Talk about 1st world problems, work changing your health care plan is the worst.
6. People are geared up for the 6th Yankee regift party this Saturday.
7. Riccio went from offensive coordinator of the USA to the defensive coordinator. He knows torpedos very well.
8. Slamming your thumb in a door jam is one of the worst feelings.
9. The best thing about the Winter is leaving beers outside to stay cold.
10. Buffalo chicken dip is like a condiment that can be used on everything.
11. Fantasy football is officially over...what do I do now?
12. New socks and new under shirts are the shit.
13. Looking to plan a trip to the wickendon pub...who is coming with?
14. Speaking of planning trips, is it too early to start planning my 40th bday trip?
15. I could eat cheese burgers every day but not French fries.
16. Snap chat makes me laugh most days.
17. You didn't hear this from me but Jeffrey made a skating rink in his back yard.
18. Good luck to the whole Knudsen clan on their Disney runs this week...5k, 10k, 1/2 marathon and full marathon.

Gotta run and do some work.



Thursday, December 31, 2015

Week 16 review

Week 16 is in the books and it looks like the dust has settled and the money spots as well as the beer bitch and dress wearer is clinched up. The third place spot is still a distanct possibility separated by 55pts but it would take a big week.



 Lets look at last weeks results:

 1. Slippery Wizards..........................184
2. Jaybirds.......................................162
3. Charlie's Angels.............................155
4. Skza's Squad.................................142
5. Supah P's.......................................128
6. DMC...............................................124
7. Creepshots.....................................102
8. Equalizers.......................................100
9. Black dynamite.................................94
10. Beach Bums...................................93

 Tough time for the Beach Bums to have a bad week but lets give ol friend Frank Gore a call. Hey frank its TMX hows it going? " oh TMX good to hear from you? hope the holidays were good, its going ok thought I got traded to a team that wanted me but guess not" Come on Frank its not that bad I'm sure Beach Bums traded that lemon away with the intent on using you in the stretch when your qb is half dead so the team needs to run? " you would think but I put up more points than BOTH rbs he started combined and he had me on the bench! He knows 60 year old hassleback cant throw over 5 yards, right, HE KNOWS THIS!!" Geesh I guess he doesn't? Anyway Frank another solid year good luck in the playoffs if you guys make it! " thanks TMX good to see you still go faith!!" Lets give Captain Kirk Cousins a call from the winning Slippery Wizards - Hey Kirk its TMX you ever heard of us? You're  not a guy we've ever called " OH man course I heard of you guys, read you every week, you see my week ? Me and my man Reed lit it up YOU LIKE THAT" well slippery wizards liked it TMX just reports but you did have a great week " great week is right YOU LIKE THAT" uhm you already asked " tmx YOU LIKE THAT? "  we get it Kirk that's your catch phrase " YOU LIKE THAT" your catch phrase you may be overdoing it there buddy " oh yeah YOU LIKE THAT" You know what Kirk good week happy new year TMX is done. Click. Wow some guys seem a little too full of themselves these days. Lets look at the standings going into the final week.


1. DMC.......................
2. JAYBIRDS....................................97PTS
3. CHARLIES ANGELS.......................168PTS
4. CREEPSHOTS..............................224PTS
5. BEACH BUMS................................224PTS
6. SLIPPERY WIZARDS.......................257PTS
7. SKZA'S SQUAD..............................276PTS
8. BLACK DYNOMITE..........................289PTS
9. SUPAH P'S.....................................420PTS ( ACTUAL POINTS NO PLAY ON NUMBERS THERE)
10. EQUALIZERS.................................536

Well the third money spot seems to be the only race we got left even that will take a huge week and a massive Charlies Angels collapse which quick check shows you all his guys will be playing for something. There is still 75 dollars out there to be won so lets play it out. The last  week is your last chance to make some cash. Good Luck and happy new year.  TMX OUT.



Monday, December 28, 2015

Starting 2016 with a bang

Lets finish 2015 strong and start 2016 with a bang.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I have a really great group of friends.
2. Congrats to The Welch's on their upcoming baby!
3. Speaking of babies Mikey T and Kate welcomed a hockey haired baby boy into the world on Sunday, Nathan.
4. I finished (Binge watched) all of Jessica Jones and I can say it is a great series.
5. Everyone had a pretty decent Christmas.
6. The ABG and Whiskey Priest are closing down for at least a bit.
7. Where are all the New Years eve parties at?
8. Fresh hairs cuts make you feel like a million bucks.
9. I would say passing out on the couch and then falling off that couch while passed out would be viewed as a birthday success.
10. Just a reminder the yankee regift party is at Welchies house on January 9th.
11. Legit could not of been more excited than when I bought a 36 pack for $24 dollars.
12. It is good to see Calnan blogging again.
13. Who is headed to Miami for this Pats game? I mean besides Tom Kelly?
14. Apparently everyone wanted tickets to the winter classic for Christmas.
15. People are complaining about it being 70 around Christmas but they are the same people who will be bitching when we have 3 feet of snow on the ground.
16. You never really know someone till you see how much cream cheese they use on their bagels.

OK see you all next year. 

Sunday, December 27, 2015

ERNIE F'N ADAMS




why in Gods holy name is Ernie Adams such an uneasy topic for Pats Fans?

Honestly, if I could be any one person in the Patriots Orginization it would be Ernie Adams.

Secretive, millionaire, football savant who lurks in the shadows. Literally every catch word I would look for in a job. Sure he's at the center of all cheating scandals. And sure the public and media know nothing about him.

Who else in this league has a director of research? No one that's who. But who else has had the Patriots success. No one. See the correlation here?

So why anytime you bring up his names Pats fans cringe? I don't get it. I just don't get it.

Adams literally hands Bill the other teams playbook every week and yet he doesn't get any respect.

No T-Shirts, No Hoodies, No fan sites NOTHING.

So going forward this play off season. Let us take time to thank St Ernie.

Thursday, December 24, 2015

Week 15 in the books

TMX week 15 Christmas edition is here. As is the custom we keep it quick and simple as TMX knows the crew likes to get to spiking the eggnog for the holiday parties.




So here is how the week went.

1) Charlies Angels.....................171pts
2) Skza's Squad........................143pts
3) Jaybirds................................136pts
4) Equalizers.............................133pts
5) Beach Bums..........................132pts
6) Supah P's..............................120pts
7) DMC.....................................115pts
8) Slippery Wizards...................114pts
9) Creepshots............................102pts
10) Black Dynomite.....................85pts


  No team by team recap but we will still make some calls up first the Carolina Defense who had been carrying Black Dynomite but this week only put up 6pts. Hey Panthers D whats good its TMX " oh man TMX great to hear from you hope your not calling bout that punk OBJ that fool still crying?" Well we are calling about the 6pts you put up when Black Dynomite needed you? " oh yeah. Anyway we are tired of talking about that OBJ clown, yeah we brought bats on the field but no biggie we always do, don't see why everyone is talking about it. We are just trying to go undefeated"  Uhhm well TMX isn't talking about it we want to know how you had such a bad week? " I mean OBJ isn't even that good, don't get the big deal? Norman is defensive player of the year but everyone talking about OBJ he's a nobody" Well guys I see this is going nowhere, we get it OBJ thing was a big deal but its over. Well for some!! Have a good Christmas. " yeah you too TMX hope OBJ gets coal guys is out of control does it just to get his name out there, tired of it." Uhhm yeah. Up next a TMX first instead of calling a player on Charlies Angels  we are going to call Los gm of Black Dynomite with some great news involving Charlies Angels. Hey Los its TMX ! " Fury, Fury? That you Fury? " No its TMX fantasy football reporting site. Calling to tell you that you are no longer the most hated team in ADSL! What a Christmas present! " Wait, so the league got a new black team in there? cuz I know that's why y'all be hating! Plus I win at the draft every year! Had a wagon this year too!! " Well no theres not a new black team ( not that adsl is against it) but Charlies Angels and their self congratulations has just recently been name most hated team in the league ( poll was anonymously conducted and two people still picked you Los, with the Beach Weasels still received a vote). " oh wait that dude is  hated cuz self congratulating? I've been doing that for years. Garbage. Its racial, you guys cant even let a black team  be most hated!! " Well we were hoping this would be good news guess not? "Later TMX and this racist league, I'm still most hated just wait til next years draft". Well we tried to bring holiday cheer to Black Dynomite . Guess not?.


Lets check the standings:

1. DMC
2. JAYBIRDS.......................136
3. BEACHBUMS....................193
4. CHARLIES ANGELS.............199
5. CREEPSHOTS.....................203
6. BLACK DYNOMITE................260
7. SKZA'S SQUAD.....................294
8. SLIPPERY WIZARDS..............316
9. SUPAH P'S...........................423
10. EQUALIZERS.......................511


 Well, well, well its tight at the top and cant go without mentioning Creepshots getting cute sitting Cam and now is on the outside looking in at that money!! TMX investigated possible collusion/point shaving with Beach Weasles but so far we cant confirm or deny! The final two weeks should be fun. Merry Christmas and lets finish strong with no injuries and the right plays as there is still 75 bucks a week out there. TMX OUT





Monday, December 21, 2015

Hope all your shopping is done...



After that great song to start the day, this is what I learned this weekend:

1. The new Star Wars is a good movie but still not nearly as good as the originals.
2. People rack up 40,000 in porn charges?
3. Divorce and death are great ways to get a great deal on a house.
4. I hate Toys R' Us.
5. Also why is family so difficult?
6. Beef stew is bomb.
7. Does everyone lose their manners when shopping?
8. It is very easy to drop $200 at the super market.
9. FUCK BUFFALO WILD WINGS.
10. Unplanned drinking days are the best.
11. MGD is still my jam.
12. Always good bumping into old friends. Small world type shit

I gotta go. You are lucky that I got that many things out.

Thursday, December 17, 2015

Week 14 TMX review

Week 14 is in the books. The  last three weeks are here, with separation at the top and bottom, enough to all but clinch for the season and the dress wearer. Anything can happen but its looking like a new champ and new dress wearer are going to be crowned.


 Lets get to this weeks scores. First place again this week was DMC with 156. DMC continues to get big games when needed even when Big Ben puts up only 9pts it didn't matter cuz OBJ put up 37 on Monday night and Gurley and Jeffrey had great games. DMC looks locked in and TMX looks to be right predicting they would win it all. Once again proving there is no such thing as jinxes in fantasy football (Not to be confused with the SI cover Jinx).
2nd place this week was Charlies Angels with 137 . A balanced attack with only Amendola not getting in double digits and once again the bench mob came up big as Hightower was picked up and left on the bench breaking Iggles long standing rule " you picked him up you play em" Third place this week was BeachBums with 132. Beach bums push for the top is being carried by red hot Wilson who again put up a 40 burger. Beach bums or Beach weasles as they are called in some circles is within reach of the money and picked up Edelman in hopes of collecting in the last three weeks. 4th place this week was Creepshots with 132, Killer Cam is carrying the team for Creepshots so one can only wonder why Ginn and juice wasn't used as he put up 30 on the bench cant be making those mistakes with beach bums breathing down his neck!!

 5th place this week was Jaybirds who rode the Fitzy-Marshall stack but got nothing from Mathews and titans. Jaybirds continued to fall from the top and may have a fight to hold off 2nd if he doesn't find some consistent rb production. 6th place this week was Slippery Wizards with 117. Wizards failed for the first time this season in a waiver move going for Jameis instead of well anyone else. The defending champs should prolly start shining up the belt he'll be turning over. 7th place this week was Skza's Squad with 116. The Baldwin move is real people! A three td game but whats even more real is the fact that Skza had another zero in the lineup. We had to let go our stat guy but this has to be a record number of zeros started. Amari Coooper the zero this week. 8th place this week was Black Dynomite with 114. Panthers d was the only bright spot as Hopkins, Crabtree and Maclin had off games at the worst time. Bd is a long shot to get up to third but its possible if enough guys get hot. 9th place this week was Supah P's with 81. Hurns and Hawks d have been steady producers for Supah but this was the wrong week to sit Fat Eddie. Lacy Sundays came and went on Supahs bench. Supah's seems in a battle to get out of beer bitch and sitting fat eddie may not be the right move!!


Last this week with a new low 63 pts was Equalizers. Dalton went down and if its wasn't for 25 from pats d it could have been even worse. Equalizers looked locked into last but on the bright side the bench went off for 101 and theres hope for winning a 2nd week! Lets make some calls.

 First up Big Ben. Hey Big Ben its your friends at TMX whats good? " oh tmx what a season we are having ( loud chewing noises) how you guys doing?"  Uhhm Ben you eating lunch? " nah just a snack i love snacks, you see what happened to Dalton this week? Broken thumb hope its not his mozzarella stick thumb, ( more chewing noises) I love mozzy sticks how bout you guys at TMX wanna split an appy of mozzy sticks yummeee" Well we called to talk football and your subpar performance anything on that? " you say subs? yeah i'll grab a sub, lets hit up Primanti brothers!! Man TMX i love subs" You know what Ben good luck with lunch and the rest of the season too much chewing in our ear for this convo, Later. Wow Big Ben loves his food apparently lets give Alfred Blue a call from the losers. THE NUMBER YOU HAVE DIALED HAS BEEN CHANGED. click. Hmm well TMX cant reach Blue but he's still being started. Unreal Equalizers.

Here are the standings

1. DMC
2. JAYBIRDS.............................157PTS
3. CREEPSHOTS........................210PTS
4. BEACHBUMS...........................210PTS
5. BLACK DYNOMITE......................234PTS
6. CHARLIES ANGELS...................256PTS
7. SLIPPERY WIZARDS....................316PTS
8.SKZA'S SQUAD...........................323PTS
9. SUPAH P'S.................................429PTS
10. EQUALIZERS.............................530PTS


Well its coming down to 3 weeks left and thats three chances to make a move and for everyone else its three shots at 75 dollar weekly prize. Lets hope for no more injuries and no more ZEROS started. Good luck. TMX out.

Monday, December 14, 2015

Christmas is 10 days away

SHOPPING DAYS THAT IS!! (Also my bday is 2 weeks away if you were wondering).

This is what I learned while away.

1. Tooma has no exit strategy for his vagrant casino living lifestyle.
2. Chrissy is in love with Pickle shots!
3. There is just a weird eclectic group of people whole live in the Poconos.
4. I can go the rest of my life without ever drinking cider again.
5. It is official I hate Buffalo Wild wings and Chrissy can not be happier there is one going in the Hanover mall.
6. A 5 hour drive to Mohegan Sun in the Poconos isn't bad but Chrissy making it home in 4 hours and 15 minutes is something special.
7. The Susquehanna Brewery tour is not only the 4th best  brewery tour in the country but the beers pretty good too.
8.  You can still smoke cigarettes in bars in Pennsylvania.
9. No big deal just wrap some rubber tube around the throttle of the train.
10. Connor Mcgregor is a beast. A cocky beast but still a beast.
11.  I am buying everyone clothes for christmas so get me your sizes.
12. The Where House in NY is a great burger dive joint.
13. The Macphails are looking at going to Disney in November, you guys know of anyone with a time share?
14. The Ames Plow in Faneuil Hall is closing.
15. Oh yeah I guess Snapchat is NOT for people over 35...im old.
16. My juke box game is on point.
17. Jeffrey goes together with a 12 pack and Sunday like peanut butter and jelly.
18.. When athletes change teams - Twitter can be a brutal place. See Cardinals fans when Heyward signed with the Cubs.


It was a drunk as all hell weekend so I am sure I missed lots of stuff but I have to run and catch up on work emails.


Wednesday, December 9, 2015

TMX week 13 review

TMX week 13 review is here.


The wild season is winding down and week 13 was high scoring, lets recap. This weeks winner was overall leader and TMX preseason pick to win it all DMC with their SECOND 200 pt week. Finishing with 201 pts led by a couple of 40 burgers from Big Ben and ARob, DMC was able to just ignore AP and Gurley getting 4pts. DMC was quoted halfway through the 1 oclock games that " this is gonna be a tough week" yeah guess not. Second place was Beach Bums with 174. Week started off well with Thursday night action and waiver pick up Rodgers getting 29  one of FOUR guys scoring in the 20s any other week its an easy Beach Bum win but not this one. The 174 did move Beach into 4th and they are now in the spot to jump into the money. 3rd place this week was Creepshots with 141 nfl mvp Newton dropped a 50 burger and Demarco Murray went crying about more touches. Creepshots is being chased down for that third spot and will need more big weeks from Killer Cam to hang on to that or possible slide into 2nd with 4 to go. 4th place this week was Skza's Squad with 140. Waiver master was led by Baldwin ( alec? billy? ) and Buck Allen who was the hot pickup and didn't disappoint dropping 34 in his first start. Skza is still stuck in the bottom four but has to be the hottest team down there with his waiver prowess.

 5th place this week was Jaybirds with 126. Jaybirds had a terrible week from Muddy Rivers and luckily were bailed out by Marshall and Brown. The hunt for the top got a little bit harder and now hes closer to 3rd than 1st. Its gonna take big games from Muddy and hopefully the rbs can put up numbers for Jaybirds.
6th place this week was Charlies Angels with 118. Brady led the team with a 40 burger and Watkins and Amendola killed it on the bench with a combined 50. Starters Sanders and Landry  had 4!! TMX budget cuts cost us the statistician but we'd be curious to see what place Angels would be in if they didn't lose so many points each week to the bench mob!! 7th place this week was Black Dynomite with 115, Rodgers and Maclin had decent weeks but once again the rb position killed them. ALf ( still being played) had 1 point and an off week from Panthers d has moved BD back and possibly out of the money picture. 8th place this week was Supah P with 107. Supah got ZEROS from lacy and Cameron and still put up 107. Dan Bailey saving the week with a 14pt performance. Supah is still in a battle to get out of beer bitch and he will need better weeks and no injuries to do it. 9th place this week was Slippery Wizards with 106. RBs Rawls and Williams both scored 22 while no one else was in double digits. Wizards are still in the bottom four fighting to get separation. Last place this week was Equalizers once again with 93, Dalton put up 27 while the 3 pats started totaled only 14pts and Dez ( refused to trade) had another off week and Al Blue only put up 1 pt. Equlizers are dangerously close to clinching the bottom spot unless they get hot fast!! 

Lets make some calls, first up Alfred Blue . ( ring , ring ) " the number you have reached has been changed to an unpublished number" WOW that's a first ol Alf Blue changing his number on TMX dirty pool. Well we will figure that out but we got someone  else to call from Equalizers James Jones. Hey Jimmy J its TMX whats good? " oh wow what an honor TMX I've heard all about you, Aaron , Fat Eddie, Jordy and Cobb say great things about you hows it going?" Well its good for us but how about  you? You were traded to Equalizers for the Denver d and in the five weeks you got 34 pts? Denver d got 30 this week alone? " oh man well that's just a dumb trade TMX how would the league even allow such a TRAID? I got nothing to say on that but i'll try and put up something this week but man DENVER D for me? wow. I'm speechless." Ha well good luck Jimmy. Lets call Todd Gurley  from the winners DMC. Hey its tmx what good Mr. Gurly aka mr untradeable  (loud thud) Todd you there what happened sounds like you ran into a wall? " yeah TMX real funny with the rookie wall jokes I dropped the phone, look I'm trying to get on the right page with my qb right now I really don't have time to talk especially about the rookie wall, call me next week I'll be back I promise" Confident rookie and sorry but rookie wall jokes always crack TMX writers up.


Here are the up to the minute standings

1. DMC
2. JAYBIRDS..........................126PTS
3. CREEPSHOTS......................165PTS
4. BEACHBUMS........................187PTS
5. BLACK DYNOMITE.................192PTS
6. CHARLIE'S ANGELS.................237PTS
7. SLIPPERY WIZARDS.................277PTS
8. SKZA'S SQUAD.........................283PTS
9. SUPAH P'S................................353PTS
10. EQUALIZERS............................436PTS


    There are four weeks left, that means four more chances to win the 75 bucks weekly money(or $300 left on the table for the mathematically challenged) and to improve on you spot and or catch the guy in front. There were no trades at the deadline and talk that a lot of teams are just content. Hope that's not true!! Nothings been decided yet and there are still bets riding. Good luck in week 14. TMX out.

Monday, December 7, 2015

Wheres the snow?

I mean it is Pearl Harbor day and we haven't seen one bit of snow. Please don't tell me mother nature is going to cram all that snow into 2 months again!

This is what i learned this weekend:
1.Sometimes you can really get after it at a 2 year olds bday party.
2. There is nothing worse than not being able to find a working ATM.
3. I do not think I could ever own a car again.
4. If you have been trying to reach Nickerson she was in Brazil!
5. There are only 18 days till xmas, hows the shopping going.
6. It seems like everyone is fighting over cash money roght now.
7. If you aren't getting Brueggers bagels then you are down right foolish.
8. Grillo and Chrissy are both killing the Uber game. If you are looking for some extra cash.
9. Im sick of hearing people say "Just be happy you have a job".
10. If your last name is Kirk and you name your son James his middle name must start with a T right? I mean Tiberius if you are a bad ass.
11. Cancer affects everyone in some manner. Please remember that this holiday season. Donate if you can.
12. Speaking of holidays - Happy Hanukkah to my Jewish friends.
13. How long is too long when it comes to a beard?
14. Why is all the Christmas specials already on? I feel like I may of missed them all.
15. My Christmas tree is up, just waiting for it to fall so that I can decorate it.
16. Kind of shitty that the NHL makes you buy tickets to the Bruins Alumni game. Who wants to watch that?

Ok, Kids got to run. Have a nice week.

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Week 12 in the books

Tmx is here with the week 12 review!



A wild week that began with a thanksgiving feast of games has come to an end and TMX is here to recap it. There are five weeks left and the trade deadline is this Saturday so its do or die time for a lot of teams in the hunt for the top or bottom. Here's how it went down. First place this week was Charlies Angels with 165. Wr's carried the Angels with huge production from Watkins( 35) and Landry (34), Brady dropped his steady 29 on a tough Denver d. Angels are looking to make a push for the top and are well positioned with D Johnson taking over in Arizona and Amendola back they may have more Sunday night self congratulations in their future.

2nd place this week was Slippery Wizards 152. Wizards were led by Carr and Megatron's big weeks  and the former champs have climbed away from the basement with consecutive second place weeks. 3rd place this week was DMC with 142. AP is looking like a fantasy mvp candidate and earning the number 1 selection. OBJ also put up another big game but Gurley was a disappointment with 7pts. DMC is in the driver seat and will need everyone playing at the top of their game as the final four weeks to hold off Jaybirds. 4th place this week was Skza's Squad who rode Baldwin's 40 burger to 140pts and  his other waiver pickup Buck Allen also had a decent game while Brees struggles away from New Orleans continued. Skza's are still locked in the bottom four battle but look to be making all the right moves and will continue to have to do that to stay out of bottom 2. 5th place this week was Jaybirds. Muddy Rivers did his thing with 41 and Marshall was on the bench for 34 while standouts Jones/Brown/Fitzy had rare off weeks and L. Murray was victim of being on a passing offense. Jaybirds gets production from an rb and with those 3 wr's and Muddy he has a great shot at catching DMC. 6th place this week was Black Dynomite with 128. Maclin and Panthers d both had huge games to lead BD but the rb combo of Miller and Morris only put up 11 combined.
Black D is tied for the finishing in the money right now but will need to get rb production and/or a red hot Rodgers to get over the top. 7th place this week was Creepshots with 116. Waiver add Spencer Ware led the Creepshots ( guess anyone can run in KC?) but Gronk almost season ending injury put a scare in their hopes to finish in the money. Creepshots also may have a qb controversy as benched Stafford dropped a thanksgiving 49 burger !!  Gonna be interesting if Creepshots can make a move to fill the gronk points or tries to ride it out til he's back! Either way they have a great shot to finish in the money right now. 8th place this week was Beach Bums with 106. Eli and Green had ok games while Demaryius and Eagles D combined for 8 points. Russell Wilson said hello from the bench with a massive 50 burger! Ouch.  The Bums are within shouting distance of the top but leaving 50 burgers on the bench this late is very unBeachbum like. 9th place this week was Supah P. Supah P's team looked like a giant red cross unit this week losing stud Eifert, Cj and Hurns but still mangaged 106 with a big game from Ravens d and the triumphant return of  Fatso Lacy. Supah's is in the bottom 4 battle and will need to be healthy or may be getting beers for the boys on draft day. Last place this week was Equalizers with 75.  Dalton and Blue put up 25 and 14 but no one else on the team managed double digits. Its been a tough fall for Equalizers and they are  not digging a deeper hole each passing week.  They will need to hope for waiver help or a BLOCKBUSTER trade to get them back on the move upward and out of the basement. Lets make some calls.


First up old friend Dez Bryant. Yo dez its TMX whats going on? " oh TMX haven't heard from you all year but I did get the card when I got hurt man you guys always class acts why you calling me?"  Well dez you're really hurting the Equalizers they refused to trade you and now last 3 weeks when they needed you the most you put up 22pts TOTAL " Wait wait TMX you coming at me like this? YOU COMING AT ME LIKE THIS? I'M OUT THERE GETTING OPEN EVERY PLAY AND PLAYERS BE HOLDING AND MY QB BE THROWING TERRIBLE BALLS I MEAN COME ON TMX" Whoa easy easy dez don't be the crybaby they say you are we are just asking the questions. " wait crybaby? you talking bout Beach Bums and his hating? I'll slap him like they "alleged" I did to my momma and you can quote me on that. Everyone love dez. EVERYONE LOVE DEZ. click." Wow guess Dez is up on his "haters" Lets call Sammy Watkins from this weeks winners. Hi Sammy its TMX every heard of us? " heard of you? course we have our owners tells us to stay by the phone each week, shocked you're just calling me now." Wow that's a little smug? I mean we call the winners teams and who does the best that week? why do you think you should get called? " no I mean we won it Sunday night owner took the whole team out after the victory and you're not calling til now?" Well you know there were games Monday and TMX waits till all the scores are in? " yeah whatever TMX call us next week when we win again prolly have it wrapped up by the late game and our owners will be texting everyone we won. Later." WOW guess that team is taking after the self congratulating owner just fine!



 Here are the standings:

1. DMC
2. JAYBIRDS............................52PTS
3. CREEPSHOTS.......................106PTS
3. BLACK DYNOMITE.................106PTS
5. CHARLIE'S ANGELS................154PTS
6. BEACH BUMS..........................159PTS
7. SLIPPERY WIZARDS.................183PTS
8. SKZA'S SQUAD..........................222PTS
9. SUPAH P'S.................................260PTS
10. EQUALIZERS............................328PTS


    Well there are 5 weeks left and the trade deadline is Saturday so this is when the cream rises to the top. Five  weeks ago the current first place team DMC was in 6th place sitting 86pts back,these next 5 weeks, teams can make some moves and set their spot in the standings. Lets hit the waivers, stay healthy and make that last trade to get you to the top! Good luck. TMX out

Monday, November 30, 2015

And just like that Xmas is here

There are only 25 shopping days till Christmas. Today is a great day to start shopping , being cyber Monday and all. There isn't much that I need so no need to spend your money on me.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Sarah likes to send snap chats of Jeffrey's junk.
2. Rumor has it that Tooma is living the high life down in the Poconos. Rolling with a whole new crew of friends and only living part time at the casino.
3. Chrissy is sick, please send him some chicken soup.
4. The Adele song Hello makes me laugh.
5. Thanksgiving is supposed to be a time of fun and family but man some families are just straight up fucked up.
6.I have tried before but I am going to try again. Planning a trip to Point Sebago, it is looking like Saturday July 9th - the 16th. Fun for everyone.
7. It seems like everyone has some sort of hustle going on.
8. I ventured out on Black Friday and it wasn't bad.
9. Don't look now but it appears that Willie is over his bout of vertigo.
10. The annual Whitley Yankee re-gift party may be a Welchie house warming party this year.

Gotta run. Works a bitch!

Thursday, November 26, 2015

Week 11

TMX week 11 Thanksgiving day review is here!



There are 6 weeks left in the season and all the byes are done so this is the time that makes and breaks seasons!! Lets get to the scores. First place this wild week with 137 points were the Equalizers. The now healthy Equalizers got big games from Dalton and Jones as well as Pats D and TMX friend Alfred Blue finally found the endzone!! TMX newly installed basement cameras saw numerous moving boxes in the basement as Equalizers are on the move!!
2nd place this week with 125 were the Slippery Wizards. Waiver wire fill in Rawls carried the Wizards with 49pts. The rest of the team barely showed up except for Ryan and his usual 20pt game. Slippery WIzards are still in the bottom four battle for the basement and if they cant get wr help they may head back there!! 3rd place this week was DMC with 118. Palmer led the way with 37 but late wr pickup Crowder hurt the squad putting up 1 point. It may be time for the double tight end set as Delanie Walker continues to post good numbers. Black Dynomite came in 4th this week with 117. QB proof Hopkins continues to do his thing with 31pts and panthers d helped out while ALF posted another zero at the rb spot. Black D is still in contention for the money but has not been able to make a move in the last few weeks to gain ground. 5th place this week was Beach Bums with 116. The beach bums traided for a qb which they then dropped and picked up Wilson who carried  club with 31pts. Stewart has been sneaky one of the steady rbs this year and was good again this week. Beach Bums are right near the top and looking for one big week to make it into the money. 6th place this week was Creepshots with 110. Newton carried the team with 41 and did all he could to get the win but the only other player with double digits was kicker Catanzaro, cant win a week with that kind of  out put. Creepshots is currently in the money and needs to make each 40 burger cam puts up count.
7th this week with 101 was Skza's Squad. McCoy and Mcfadden (sounds like a law firm) carried the team but rookie standout Cooper put up a 0. Skza is in the bottom four and now gets his new toy Brees to try and put him away from the basement should be an interesting 6 weeks. 8th place this week were Jaybirds with 98pts. Off week by Muddy Rivers ( 4 pts) and ivory kept the Jaybirds from making a move back to the top. Jaybirds is within striking distance of catching DMC and his team is loaded so much so that he dropped Lafell this week to solidify his bench with vjax who put up td on the bench! Gonna come down to the right plays the rest of the way for Jaybirds cuz he obviously has the talent. 9th place this week was Charlie's Angels with 97. Dougie Martin put up 235 rushing but off week from Brady and TWO zeros put up by Jones and Ebron hurt the team. Angels could make a move to the top and probably would be closer with the right movess.

 This off week pushed them back a little and should be interesting if God Brady can carry him back near the promise land with his wr's going down. Last place this week is Supah P's with 85. Supah was hit with injuries once again as fantasy MVP candidate Freeman got concussed and Flacco is now done for the season. Supahs in now in the bottom four fighting for their lives.


Lets make some calls. First up from the winning team Equalizers new qb Andy Dalton. Hey Andy its TMX whats good " TMX? Are you the people who say things meaner than that jerk JJ Watt?? Well I'm not talking to you guys CLICK. OUCH. Well guess the red rocket told us? Good luck rest of the year Mr Sensitive. Lets try another call to Supah P's Tyler Eifert. Hey Tyler its TMX what a season you are having! " hey man I'm just doing my thing getting open scoring tds" Certainly are with 11 on the season but could use a few more yards that would really help out, think you can get Dalton to look for you more outside the redzone? " man I'm not sure if you know Andy but he's a little touchy so I cant really complain to him he'd freeze me out, he hung up on me one time you know!!"  Oh Tyler believe me we know!!  Anyway good luck with the rest of the season Supah's could really use you and tell Andy Tmx says hi!! " Thanks man I'll try and I'll definitely tell Andy!


Lets take a look at the overall standings.


1. DMC
2. JAYBIRDS....................................39PTS
3. CREEPSHOTS..............................81PTS
4. BLACK DYNOMITE.........................92PTS
5. BEACH BUMS................................124PTS
6. CHARLIE'S ANGELS........................178PTS
7. SLIPPERY WIZARDS........................193PTS
8. SKZA'S SQUAD...............................220PTS
9. SUPAH P'S.....................................224 PTS
10. EQUALIZERS.................................261PTS



    Its Thanksgiving week so there is a few big Thursday games and the byes are gone this is the official start of the homestretch so lets hope everyone is making the right plays and all the injuries are behind us. The trade deadline is approaching and the waivers are helping teams so make sure you are looking to better your squad! Have a safe and happy thanksgiving filled with tds. TMX out.

Monday, November 23, 2015

Be Thankful

Thanksgiving week is upon us, so every one just quit your belly aching at least for the week.

This is what I learned this week:
1. People love to be in pools yet they never want to pay.
2. Tree removal is a process and a whole lot like playing Jenga.
3. Went to Chilis for the first time in probably 15 years - new menu, new attitude and ice cold 22 oz beers.
4. Congrats to the Layden's - they had a baby boy - Cameron Joseph (obviously named after Cam Neely).
5. And so it begins, kids birthday bash at the Macphails house December 5th.
6. How come we haven't been to Blue Ox yet?
7. Can I start up a go fund me page to open up Running Erins bar and grill?
8. Rob and Katie are doing the Dopey Challenge and you can donate here.  The challenge consists of a 5K, 10K, 1/2 Marathon and Full Marathon on consecutive days.
9. Has anyone done the 6, 12, 18, 24 challenge that you know of?
10. All you ND fans must of been jizzing yours pants after the big game at Fenway.
11. Spilling coffee on your shirt is a terrible way to start your day.
12. The Megabucks is up to $7 million this week. Can't win if you don't play.
13. Do we really need a Christmas horror movie? Krampus? I mean come on!!
This challenge consists of a 5K, 10K, 1/2 Marathon and Full Marathon on consecutive days. - See more at: http://pkdcure.kintera.org/faf/donorReg/donorPledge.asp?ievent=1129564&lis=1&kntae1129564=D65DE91A09134DD1A1B2A45BD9710906&supId=424586446&emaillogid=#sthash.vtQ5qNOR.dpuf
This challenge consists of a 5K, 10K, 1/2 Marathon and Full Marathon on consecutive days. - See more at: http://pkdcure.kintera.org/faf/donorReg/donorPledge.asp?ievent=1129564&lis=1&kntae1129564=D65DE91A09134DD1A1B2A45BD9710906&supId=424586446&emaillogid=#sthash.vtQ5qNOR.dpuf
This challenge consists of a 5K, 10K, 1/2 Marathon and Full Marathon on consecutive days. - See more at: http://pkdcure.kintera.org/faf/donorReg/donorPledge.asp?ievent=1129564&lis=1&kntae1129564=D65DE91A09134DD1A1B2A45BD9710906&supId=424586446&emaillogid=#sthash.vtQ5qNOR.dpuf
14. Jessica Jones is now available on Netflix.
15. Do vegetarians hate Thanksgiving?
16. What is everyone doing for turkey eve this year? Foley usually goes to the Granite Rail and that's closed to where does he head too now? I am saying the Hancock tavern!

Gotta run, work is a bit busy.  I wish you all a safe a fun Thanksgiving.