Tuesday, December 6, 2016

The end is near

There are only 25 days left in 2016. Holy Jesus this year flew by.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Tom Kelly still prefers Barretts Ale house to Emma's. Better sights better sounds.
2. Chrissy still busts my balls when I don't post on Mondays.
3. Speaking of Mondays, apparently Mondays are the new Saturdays. I saw a couple of dudes wrecked at the Bruins game last night. One looked like the silent funneler the other a taller version of Chrissy, who fell down the stairs onto a lady. Monday classic!
4. First the Garden started selling cans now they have a whole premium beer garden on the 3rd floor.  It's like you crashed a party being up there.
5.  Unexpected naps are the best naps. Just chilling watching TV then blam you wake up 20 mins later.
6.  I hope that Dhags is going to be ok. My prayers go out to him and his family.
7.  I am sure you all have seen the kangaroo video but in case you haven't click here.
8. I haven't done any Christmas shopping yet.
9. No one got back to me about the first Annual Drunknothings Christmas drinks and shopping day December 17th. It may be like previous years of me shopping and drinking at the Cheesecake factory.
10. My phone updated and it seems all different.  It's annoying as fuck.
11. Pencil in January 7th, as a trip to Providence, the Wickendon pub and bar hopping.
12.  Nothing worse than being run down and sick.

Ok just a quick 12 pack for you animals this week.

I am looking forward to some laughs Saturday night at Supah P and Nicole's wedding.

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Let it snow

Yes mother fuckers...winter is coming fast.  If another person today says to me at least it's not snow, in regards to this cold ass rain, then they are getting a junk punch - dicks or vajayjays!!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. This is the funniest thing of 2016.
2. Good luck Calnan, or should I say officer Calnan, in the academy.
3.  Is there anything worse than Dunkin donuts pouring hot coffee over ice and calling it iced coffee? Where is my ice bitches.
4.  Nachos is a perfectly acceptable dinner especially with pulled pork.
5.  Mortons steak house is kinda blahhh.  I prefer Ruth's Chris all day every day.
6.  Unless you are allergic to nuts then peanut M&Ms should be a top go too in the candy world.
7. I have said it before and I'll say it again I say Merry Christmas because I celebrate Christmas if you don't then you don't.
8.  I love me a good spiral ham dinner.
9.  No shave November has only 1 day left...send me your photos and I'll post em next week.
10.  Congrats Dave on your new loft condo. Massachusetts welcomes you back with open arms (and legs).
11.  Fuck Black Friday! I'll pay regular price to not have to deal with that bullshit.
12.  Lots of people like to bake as a way of therapy/stress relief. I couldn't bake to save my life. Probably because it's too precise with measurements.
13.  Looks like the Nes classic will have to wait till the new year.
14. Anyone have any good winter beer suggestions?
15.  It seems like every time I get used to Snapchat and Twitter they fucking change it.
16.  It's looking like Saturday, December 17th is going to be the 1st Annual Drunknothings Christmas drinks and shopping day. All are invited to bang out some shopping, drinks and have some laughs. If you are interested let me know. (Also looking for a better name suggestions)

Monday, November 21, 2016

Gobble Gobble

Man, Thanksgiving is fast approaching and everyone knows that turkey day is my jam.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Little kids are scared of the elf on a shelf.
(And some of you have crazy names for your elves)
2. Do you ever have days where you just hate everyone.
3. What is an acceptable number of beers with lunch?
4. Ever have a crazy vivid dream that a friend is in and you get mad at them for something in a dream? Or it's an awkward dream so you just avoid them?
5.  Anyone asking...no I am not getting any more dogs till Ronin passes away.
6. People don't seem to be all that much into sports lately.
7. Uncle Willie is into no shave November...kids rocking his first beard ever at 62.
8. Still no luck finding a NES classic.
9. Rumor has it Grillo may or may not be engaged.
10. The Thanksgiving desert stop over is the new hotness. Basically, I can't endure my family anymore so I'm coming by to drink your booze under the pretense of lovely delicious baked goods.
11.  Dazed and Confused is still a great movie.
12. Maybe a return trip to the Wickendon in early January.
13. I guess 40 is the new 75. Old as fuck.
14. Chili season is upon. I love me some chili and also beef stew.
15. Miller High life used to be an economical purchase now it is the same price as BL, ML and CL. It is still delicious.
16.  How come no one has asked me what I want for my birthday or Christmas. Bunch of Scrooge's.


Monday, November 14, 2016

Sad days

It is not a good time to be a pet in household Whitley. We lost Shinobi in September and now lost Daphne yesterday due to bloat. She was a good rescue.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I will never go back to Buffalo Wild Wings for the UFC. Piss all over the floor.
2. Rumor has it Hong Kong/Kung Fu Dave is moving up to Lowell.
3. Chrissy is a Thousandaire...he went 40/42 this past week. That is 40 hours of regular pay and 42 of overtime PLUS he Ubered.
4. Is there anything worse than your phone being fucked up? It's fine at first but then it blows.
5. It is funny how some people get along like peanut butter, while others are more like oil and water.
6. Thanks everyone for the support on Daphne's passing.
7. Do people still go out for Thanksgiving eve?
8. It's pretty hard to get rid of Bruins tickets now a days.
9. I guess the Nintendo classic is this years hot ticket item and I probably won't get one till February.
10. Why do people feel the need to bring people down instead if lifting people up?
11. Cracking your neck feels great but it can't be good for you right?
12. When the waiter hit on me Saturday night, I saw Chrissy's eyes light up and I knew he was figuring out how he can work it for free drinks and food.
13. Brian Folan is looking great and doing well.
14. I am looking forward to the day that my Twitter feed is not all about politics.
15. They say everything happens for a reason but sometimes it is hard to see what that reason is.
16. I mean if you have a beard you need to take care of it - shampoo, conditioner and combing it.
17. I see that Friendsgiving is a huge thing now a days. Pretty sure that used to just be called a pot luck dinner, y'all.
18. We are all at an age that if you are going to drink draft beer it should at the very least be a beer you enjoy and not the cheapest biggest bang for your buck.

I hope that I can catch up with some of you guys soon for some day drinking and laughs.

Man we are halfway through no shave November, I see some guys sporting newly grown beers. Ladies your muffs must be getting so long (ha ha who says muff? That's so 1970's).

Monday, November 7, 2016

So

How is everyone's no shave November going?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I saw Dr. Strange and loved it.
2. Killed my best man speech, which I wrote in 10 mins day of.
3. Anyone been to China Blossom in Quincy?
4. Speaking of Quincy bars, what do you know about Jazzmoon karaoke?
5. Landmark Public house is open, where Gerard's used to be.
6. It appears that Wahlburgers has changed their patties to smaller sizes.
7. Chrissy is killing the OT and Uber game. Kids gonna be a Thousandaire come Friday.
8. Who is meeting up for the UFC Saturday night?
9. The retro Nintendo comes out Friday!!
10. What does "me time" mean to you?
11. It is annoying that the Red Zone and the Redzone are the same but different.
12. Apparently you aren't supposed to chew gum in church.
13. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck Comcast.
14. If Notre Dame loses to Navy does anyone even care? Haaaaaaaaaa!
15. The Buffalo chicken dip at Coops is legit as fuck.
16. How social are you that you would be able to go on vacation solo? Like not even ask one friend to go away for some laughs and drinks?

I'm off...don't forget Friday is Veterans day. Always remember to thank a Vet and when appropriate buy them a drink. Th


Tuesday, November 1, 2016

November is Movember

As soon as the leaves are almost done turning, mustaches start showing up on men's (and some ladies) lips. It must be Movember.

Let's see what I learned this weekend:
1. I am 38 and pretty sure I am officially retired from bachelor parties.
2. No one lives for Halloween quite like the Macphails.
3. I got 1 trick or greater this year...whomp whomp whomp.
4. It is great that Hong Kong, or Kung Fu in some circles, is back home in Massachusetts.
5. Hungover at work is not where I ever want to be.
6. It is 6 minutes from the Cadillac Lounge to Twin Rivers. In case you were wondering.
7. Is anyone else looking forward to Doctor Strange this weekend?
8. If you were in a wedding, you would think that you would know if/when there is a rehearsal dinner right?
9. Has anyone heard from Joe Martell? Probably ran off and got hitched in a secret ceremony.
10. Waking up with a splitting headache is the worst.
11. Hey people unless you are digging ditches in a coal mine, you have no reason to be having dirty finger nails.
12. It is totally normal for your party bus driver to be telling you stories about his coke escapades, amirite?
13. There is talk of bringing back the annual street hockey game, anyone interested?
14. What do you know about Asacks turkey farm?  I had the best turkey sandwich from there last Friday.
15. Speaking of sandwiches, not really a fan of the Cuban/Cubano.
16. Anyone up for some trivia next week? Chris Leaden is looking for a meet up and kicking ass session.
17. I know that it is only 6 beers but 36 packs are game changers.
18. Hey Comcast blow me...having my bill go from 160 to 215! Eat a bag of dicks.

Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Here it is

Monday's blog posting on a Tuesday.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Calnan chases bad fantasy choices with real life bets.
2. Fuck the Canadian fans.
3. Day drinking that leads to night drinking leads to passing out by 11.
4. Tooma is alive and well. Rumor has it he will be making a visit home soon.
5. Who buys a 4 foot sub?
6. I am not a fan of Loco in Braintree.
7. What's the amount of money difference it would take for you to take a new job doing the same thing.
8. Had no idea that they still made a game boy. I'm officially old.
9. I don't understand ground chicken. Like can't you just use a chicken breast?
10.  So excited to see Kerry still at the Garden.
11. I guess Nora split her Celtics tickets so she may have not have any available this season.
12. Is anyone even watching this world series?
13. Why is there a fucking commercial every 3 minutes during a football game?
14. I am too old and grumpy to be on bachelor parties.

Gotta do some work...I'm out.


Monday, October 17, 2016

Halfway through

We are halfway through Rocktober! I know they say the older you get the faster the years go by but damn...slow the fuck down father time.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Not everyone likes lists.
2. How long is long enough without drinking? Ya know for a detox? Legit asking for a friend(who may or may not border on a functioning alcoholic).
3. Throwing together a bachelor party is a daunting task.
4. Man that Red Sox bandwagon emptied quickly.
5. No fucking way Claude makes it to  Thanksgiving.
6. Anyone have any home remedies for skunk smell removal? Asking for Mario.
7. It is going to be 80 for the next few days, hope you didn't put your golf clubs away.
8. Going to bed with a headache is one thing but waking up with a worst headache is another.
9. I already lost my Fitbit. That lasted a whole week and a half.
10. How often are you supposed to change your air filters on your heating/AC units?
11. I don't think I am feeling the new Ford Bronco coming out in 2018.
12. Wishing Eric "Chief dude" Kjersgard lots of luck with his new position.
13. How many of you have ever been 40-40? 40 hours of regular pay and 40 hours of over time.
14. What's up for Halloween? Who is having a party? I need some where to wear my ET costume.

Alright gotta go and track down some of my brothers friends. I need a headcount for this bachelor party. HMU if you want to come

Monday, October 10, 2016

Brick killed a guy

Well that escalated quickly. I mean pretty sure we thought Tom Brady would come back ready to play but 400 plus yards and 3tds and not even a full game...phew!!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. There should be more 5pm Bruins games.
2. If you have never been to Porters for a burger you are missing out.
3. Bitmojis make me laugh.
4. How do you not have your tuxedo picked out if your weddings less than a month away.
5. What is more classy? Drinking wine from the bottle or drinking wine from a keg cup?
6. How can anyone hate pork? I mean that shit is delicious.
7. There is nothing worse than your dog being sprayed by a skunk.
8. Blogging via my phone is slow as shit.
9. I heard Bill Goldberg is going back to wrestle one more match in WWE at WrestleMania.
10. I don't get the hype surrounding The Walking Dead.
11. The Macphails are planning a week long trip next summer to Canada. If you are interested hit them up.
12. Chris Leaden won a free golf outing for 4. He is looking to get a group together.
13. Is everyone else pumped for the new 24? Rumors are Almeida is back!
14. Not a fan of the bagels from Gunther Booties.

Off to practice my let's go RedSox chants at my desk.

Tuesday, October 4, 2016

and so it begins...

The Tom Brady fuck the NFL tour officially started yesterday. Over under on the number of TDs he throws in the next 12 games? I am guessing 35!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. In typical Grillo fashion he blew off Chrissy on his bday.
2. Somehow some one blocked me updating the blog at work. HMMMM haters
3. The Dublin Rose is a fucking crazy ass bar.
4. Rumor has it the birthday boy couldn't bounce back like he used to.
5. I have heard of people sleeping like they are dead but actually looking like they are dead is a whole new experience.
6. They are up over 10,500 at the Wickenden Pub and we are sitting at 3570.
7. Fuck pancakes they taste like glue.
8. Has anyone seen Gronk? Asking for my brothers fantasy team.
9. Speaking of my brother, guess he had to walk 4 miles in his dress shoes with no socks, blisters much?
10. How the hell is 2 Broke Girls still on tv?
11. I had a busy weekend but still found time to squeeze in the full season of Luke Cage.
12. How does a bar have the NFL tickets yet still show the Pats on every TV but one?
13. Pretty sure "you are not that smart" was used in regards to the birthday boy.
14. Today is Ronins 6th birthday. That was fast.
15. Have you ever just fallen down for no apparent reason right on your ass? I mean maybe you are drunk maybe not.
16. The ichat feature on snapchat is the shit!!
17. Nothing feels quite like cradcking your back during a good strecth.
18. It is Tuesday night and I only had one person complain that I hadn't updated the blog yet...right Stevie?
19. Nothing worse than your phone not working amiright?
20. New Beginnings...

Gonna go watch the Celtics game.

Monday, September 26, 2016

Celebrate

As of right now it is still only Chrissy and I heading down to Providence for his 39th birthday this Saturday.  Lots of maybes, probably nots and I will tries.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Fucking wedding season is in full swing. It is hard finding a wedding card.
2. I am seeing everyone going apple picking but yet I am not seeing apple pies or apple crumbles yet. What the fuck.
3. Is it crazy that I am already making plans for the Kentucky Derby in 2018?
4. Speaking of plans, heading down the Cape again next July.
5. Congrats to the Chiefdude on his new job.
6. It appears that angry Calnan has gone off the grid. Haven't heard or seen the kid in god knows how long.
7. Hopefully everyone had a great time at the Kubie Krawl. I am told it was a blast per usual.
8. Root beer schnapps is still going strong.
9. Who hates mustard? I mean how is that even a thing?
10. White sangria quickly changes to a pinkish red color when you start adding fruit.
11. Speaking of fruit, fucking pomegranates aren't worth the effort.
12. I saw Christmas stuff out at the store and I almost lost my shit. It is not even October 1st, we haven't even had Halloween yet.
13. Have you ever wanted to use a spoon to rip your eye out when it just keeps twitching, yeah me either (wink wink)?
14. Is it racial if someone says "hey I like your haircut it makes you look like a Mohican"?
15. Has anyone heard from Little Jay? Yeah me either.
16. I watched Designated Survivor on Wednesday and it was pretty good. Hope it stays that way. If you haven't watched it I highly recommend it.
17. Luke Cage starts on Netflix this Friday so I know what I will be doing in my spare time this weekend...binge watching that motherfucker.
18. Guess who is going to a best man at his brothers wedding? This guy. (Lets hope he opts for suits over tuxedos - everyone knows my feelings on rented clothing).
19. Anyone interested on Ortiz last home game this Sunday at Fenway? Mikey T is selling his tickets, hit him up.
20. If you call and leave me a voicemail just know I am not going to listen to it and will delete it ASAP just to get the icon off my phone.


Some people hated it and thought I was being too negative (we have Calnan for that). Some people liked it because A. they like lists and B. they like bonus shit. So I am going to do a bonus round of things I am currently hating on the last Monday of the month. This way I'm not always negative and it can be a recap of the month - deal? See compromise at its best

September bonus - Things I hated this month:
1. Most people are not political but now all of a sudden Kapernick takes a knee and everyone flips out.
2. Pumpkin everything. I mean Pumpkin Pringles may be over the line.
3. People who are disrespectful when you talk to them but they want something from you. Pretty  sure you should treat people as you want to be treated.
4. The cold air bringing dry skin.
5.  It being pitch black outside when I leave for work.
6.  God damn vet bills.
7. How fast I was excited for fantasy football and now I hate my team and it.
8. The conversation to put down a pet.
9. Fucking Solar city and every other god damn solar company calling me to switch to solar energy.
10. Twitter changing their god damn AP every other day. No I don't give a shit about things while I was away or people I may want to follow. Let me be damn it.


Monday, September 19, 2016

Summahs ova

Yeah this week summer is officially over. To be honest with you guys, I can not for the life of me figure out this fucking weather anyways. But I know that Fall starts on Thursday and thats that!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. No one is as excited as I am for the Magnificent Seven.
2. Have you gotten your Kubie Krawl shirt yet?
3. How many of you get annoyed when I don't post till late on Mondays?
4. Had to replace all my smoke/CO2 detectors in my god damn house.
5. Ever have Sunday night Redsox/Yanks tickets that no one wants to go to and you cant even give the pair a way? Oh yeah me either.
6. Rumor has it HKD has some nibbles on his place and few video interviews up here went well. Maybe he will be back before the end of 2016.
7. The food truck festival was a blast. Pretty sure I got a buzz on, a full belly and a sun burn. Win all day. If you missed it, or are just NORTH SHORE for Life, There is one coming to Stoneham October 15th.
8. Chrissy may be addicted to Buffalo Wild Wings. Kids there like 3 times a week.
9. You get so much gossip at the barber shop.
10. So far there is Derek and Chrissy going out in Providence Oct 1st. Whole lot of maybes and I think so's. Still waiting on Leadens answer.
11. Beef stew or chili?
12. Is anyone else sick of the Rock yet?

Alright gotta go do some things. Till next week.

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Yes sir

Football is back and life couldn't be better.


This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Portland Maine is a pretty sweet place to get away too. Lots of breweries, tap houses and restaurants.
2. People were hemming and hawing about the Patriots and no Brady, no Gronk and they chalked it up as a loss this week against the Cards. Now everyone saying I knew they would win is absolute dog shit.
3. I had a few of the Dunkins cold brews and can't  tell the difference.
4. Who is going to meet me at Quincy food truck festival Saturday?
5. If that is not your cup of tea, head down to Hull for Endless Summer.   Coach K will probably be kissing babies and shaking hands.
6. I know I have bashed BWW on numerous occasions but you have to be batshit insane to eat the Blazin sauce. Just ask Colin.
7. Another year and I am out of the suicide pool in week 1. Pretty sure this is my last year running it.
8. Heard there is a road trip to the Poconos being planned for October. Chrissy is recruiting people to partay with.
9. How good is it that fantasy football is back. Jeffrey is killing the Draftkings. He has weekly head to heads so if you are interested hit em up.
10. Why does it seem that twitter changes their ap every damn week.
11. Oh man Mario and Big Bob are dumping their Bruins tickets after this season.
12. What is more annoying - texting someone and not hearing back for 2 days or when someone borrows something and never returns it?
13. Matt and Meggers are taking name suggestions for their baby girl due in February...Apparently they don't like my suggestion of Peggy.
14. They can take shepherds pie off every menu ever.
15. If you get way up there in Maine stop by Dew Haven because it isn't every day you can feed a black bear.
16. The World Cup of hockey starts Saturday, man what a time to be alive.
17. I can't believe that Tupac Shakur died 20 years ago today. Everyone knows that when it comes to the Tupac vs Biggie debate I am Tupac every single day.
18. I don't really understand the whole leaf peeping. I mean I love fall, its my favorite season but driving around looking at changing colors of trees aint my jam. Give me football, apple pie, brisk mornings, lazy couch naps, apple picking and i'll even take a hay ride but fuck that leaf peeping.
19. Has anyone heard from Riccio? I was thinking about a trip to the Wickendon pub, perhaps for Christians Bday. Who is in?
20. I hate how long cell phone batteries last now. When I had this phone the fucking battery would last a week, no matter how much I texted or played snake:


21. If the RedSox are in a pennant race and no one is watching does it really happen?
22. I wonder how Hong Kong Daves house sale is going? Haven't heard from him since August!
23. If you are looking for a Kubie Krawl shirt see Calnan or Phelps.
24. It appears as though TMX went out of business. I have tried to contact them but all I get is a busy signal. I know there was some on going litigation with the TMX boxing  academy. Lets hope they come back and perhaps re-branded.

Ok, I am sorry I forgot to post  yesterday. Got caught up reading all my emails from vacation and then when I finally remembered it was late in the day so I said fuck it.
#TuesdaySurprise

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

BLAH

Tuesdays after Labor day have to be the worst Tuesdays of the year, am I right?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. It is never easy putting down your pet. RIP Shinobi you had a good 14 year run.
2. Blu Mussel in Cohasset is pretty damn good.
3. What exactly is Jesse James up to? Is he making knives and being a blacksmith?
4. Anything better than a nice round of golf on a Sunday afternoon? Free Golf?
5. Thanks Google for constantly creeping on my whereabouts.
6. Pandora One is where its at.
7. You would think that in 2016  cell phone batteries wouldnt be exploding and they would last a bit longer.
8. The NFL season kicks off on Thursday, where are we meeting up?
9. Jeffrey is finally getting around to redoing his downstairs bathroom.
10. If you don't like root beer floats, I don't know if we can be friends.
11. Being afraid to fart is one of the worst feelings in the world. Having to be near a bathroom for 2 days is a close second.
12. Chris Leaden is looking for a Pearl Jam road trip next year - so far Wrigley field is the top choice, any suggestions?
13. Rumor has it Chrissy is up for father of the year.
14. Finally caught Straight Outta Compton. N.W.A. is still fucking awesome.
15. No more white pants, right Padraig?
16. With everyone always being busy and living everywhere, catching up with family is always a blast.
17. Chrissy is still looking for some left calf tattoo ideas.
18. If anyone is interested in joining the suicide pool, HMU and i'll add you.

Monday, August 29, 2016

September

Football is only 10 days away.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Sunday birthday parties for kids are not where its at.
2. This was passed along to me by D-Hags, its a pretty good laugh:
             https://youtu.be/KHPfgsTVTjA
3. If you  can't get down with ice cream when you are wasted then we probably can't be friends.
4. I guess I am officially old(not that the gray hairs didn't give it away) when I have no desire to go to Countryfest because everyone going is so young and they get sloppy drunk and I don't want to deal with that.
5. Ladies who complain about giving birth, I get it. I once caught my dick in my zipper.
6. I really don't get any of this new rap music. Like at all.
7. I heard from a friend who heard from a friend who heard from a guy who knows Bill Smiddy, who said he is back in the big bed in Southie.
8. Is anyone every really surprised anymore for a surprise birthday party? Mikey T is right google ruins everything.
9. Has anyone been to Lucys in Dorchester?
10. What is the last official beach day of the year? Asking for a friend.
11. Oh yeah speaking of beach days, I believe I have asked Christian Daniel MacPhail to go to the beach 217 times this summer and he always says no but that prick goes and invites no one...bit shelfish(ha ha) isnt it?
12. Do you think people would play more golf if you had to pay by the hole?
13. Kubo and the 2 strings is a weird kids movie.
14. How the fuck does Dunking Donuts already start pumping out Pumpkin everything? FUCK YOU AND YOUR PUMPKIN FLAVORED SHIT!
15. Tomorrow is Xander Bogaerts bobble head day? HMMM guess where i'll be?
16. Labor day cookouts? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Welchie? Welchie?

Ok I am off to do some work. Do something nice for someone this week, would ya?

Monday, August 22, 2016

It is here

Fantasy football season.
Suicide pools.
Pick em alls.
Soon enough white bitches will be all pumpkin everything!!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Jason Foley likes to get after it when he is unsupervised.
2. Anything worse than coming home to find a nice pile of dog vomit all over your bed?
3. The people watching at the Marshfield fair is something.
4. Sorry to say that Chrissy did not win his heat at the derby but man he was fucking shit up.
5. Hangover pukes are way better than drunk pukes.
6. Lock it up now, next years ADSL daft is August 26th...time to be determined.
7. If you are looking for a place to rent down the Cape next year, Jason is looking to buy a rental.
8. Do you think you could stay at the fair from noon to 10:30 pm? Chrissy and his kids do it every year.
9. Would you rather have your dream car built or buy one already built?
10. Who the fuck is watching 90 day fiance?
11. How much would it cost for you to get a TB12 tattoo? His actual logo?
12. Jeffrey skipped out on Summer Slam this year. Always his favorite event.
13 If you are looking for one of these...its in Braintree on someones lawn.


14. Nothing could be more annoying than 3 children screaming "Better left unread, than Dead", anytime you check your phone in the car.
15. Honestly why can't they make a pair of socks that always feel like the first time you put em on?
16. The start of the draft:


The end of the draft but well before bar hopping:


17. Mike Foley just buzzes around town like a social drinking butterfly.
18. Anyone up for a beach day this Saturday? I heard it is gonna be 82 and sunny...HMU!!
19. Chrissy is back on nights so the day drinking starts again.
20. Chris Leaden is looking for donations so he can take batting practice of Rocket Roger Clemens, so far he is up to $117.89. Every bit helps.

Monday, August 15, 2016

Lets do this

Man, August is half over so that means that summer is 3/4th the way done. That makes me sad.

This is what I learned:
1. Chrissy bought him self a tank for the derby:




2. So Chrissy has the beast entered this Friday night at the demolition derby at the Marshfield fair. 
It kicks off at 7:00 so come on down and support him. Willie, i'll be there at 6:30.
3. Calnan was right the CWC on the WWE network is pretty fucking awesome.
4. Comellas has some pretty awesome chicken parm.
5. The Harpoon Razz is my everything right now. It taste like a raspberry lime rickey beer.
6. Why don't they make a sun screen that doesn't burn the hell out of your eyes when you sweat/wim?
7. In Maine their idea of air conditioning is to open a window.
8. Pretty sure that I would be a full blown insomniac if I worked the over night shift on the regular.
9. Im surprised that people still play roller hockey, hell I am more surprised they still sell inline skates.
10. I heard a rumor that they are remaking Scarface, needless to say this upset me.
11. If you are a fan of brunch, Ashmont Grill is where it is at.
12. Chrissy is excited for the Alumni cafe opening in Weymouth this month.
13. How is this a thing that I have never had? I got my head on a swivel and can not find them.
14. Since we are speaking on candy, I had no idea so many people were in love with Snickers. I just want to clear the air, I like Snickers they just are not on my top 10 list is all.
15. What are the odds that Tom Kelly shows on Friday night at the Fair?
16. Is it just me or are they putting less cereal in the boxes?

Ok gotta run and enjoy this 92 degree day.
Don't forget the ADSL fantasy draft is this Saturday and JASON FOLEY IS WEARING A DRESS. STOP ON BY.

Monday, August 8, 2016

Blah Blah Blah

That is how I feel today. Just blah, blah, blah, blah, BLAH!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I will keep seeing Pearl Jam forever.
2. Nothing wrong with getting wasted and having a good time, everything wrong with having to baby sit a grown adult.
3. Always a good impression if the new neighbors see you drinking at 10:30 am on your deck.
4. Who knew they actually make a pruning blade for your sawzall.
5. Trying to find a quality vintage car is hard.
6. I liked Suicide Squad but I can see how people didn't like how they just jumped into the middle of the story.
7. Is anyone actually watching the Olympics? Does anyone care?
8. It is 2016 how the fuck does the mall open at 11 am? I mean what in the actual fuck.
9. Now that we all know where we are picking in the fantasy draft...let the mock drafts begin.
10. If they have a preason football game and cancel it does anyone even care?
11. Is there anything worse than your eye ball twitching at work.
12. Telling Uber drivers random made up bullshit stories is even more fun than actual taxi car drivers.
13. Is anyone up for a weekend afternoon of golfing (at least 9 hole) and bar hopping? Chris Leaden is looking to make it happen and I am looking to assist him.
14.  Chrissy giving me shit for things that I forgot or don't put on the blog is crazy.
15. Julie Nickerson was spotted and seems to be back in the swing of things.
16. If you like BBQ and are around the Fenway area stop by Sweet Cheeks Q, you will not be disappointed.
17. Brady is always on the go, last weekend killing it on cape, where she apparently found the only straight guy hanging out in Provincetown.
18. Calnan will get a unicorn and kitten tattoo if someone pays for it and he gets $1500. Is anyone interested in donating so I can get this done?
19. Pretty sure no one want to fuck you at the concert, 100000% sure.
20. Cucumber (puke)  vodka is all the rage right now.
21. These new alcohol sparkling seltzers are the new Zima, from what I am being told by my peeps.
22. If you had to pick only 1 sport to follow for the rest of your life what would you chose? Baseball, basketball, football or hockey? I am on the fence between football and hockey.

Peace and have a great week.


Monday, August 1, 2016

Summers half over

Holy shit it is already August 1st and that means the summer is half over.  Only half the beach days left for the year. Still waiting to hear who is having a Labor day cookout.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Jason Bourne was a pretty good movie, Matt Damon still has it.
2. Nintendo is coming out with a retro console in November and now Sega is too.
3. Other than a few random tweets has anyone heard from Christian Daniel Macphail?
4. Why is lunch at a bar alone frowned upon? I actually kind of like it.
5. Anyone happen to have a chainsaw I can borrow?
6. I don't know if Calnan is excited for fantasy football or more excited to bust peoples balls.
7. Is anyone else going to Pearl Jam on Friday?
8.  I am finally all caught up on Preacher, man that show is messed up.
9. My car is almost paid off so I am looking for a new car, any suggestions.
10. I am a firm believer in paying it forward.
11. People still go to Canobie Lake?
12. If you go to the movies and don't get popcorn, did you really go to the movies?
13. I am still in need of a stone paver patio to be put in, do you know anyone?
14. Its heritage days down in Scituate this weekend. Heard they have an inflatable bar, who is going?
15. If you think adulting is hard try half adulting.
16. I love how everyone is a football expert now with Patriots training camp in full swing.

Ok sorry but I gotta run.

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

It happens

Sorry that I haven't posted. I have just been caught up and on the go since Sunday.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Everyone makes mistakes. You have to deal with it and move on. You either learn from it or you are bound to repeat it.
2. Sometimes a plate of bacon is an appropriate dinner, when you are an adult.
3. I always laugh at people who wear socks and sneakers to the beach.
4. Speaking of the beach, I get how Martell stays there for 12 hours a day.
5. What is your least favorite chore? I say doing the dishes.
6. I obsess over the littlest things and I am working on it.
7. Do people who can't cook get mad when they see kids on Chopped whipping up crazy things with crappy ingredients.
8. Is anyone else going to Pearl Jam next Friday?
9. We all have friends that make us smile no matter what the situation is.
10. Seeing TK in Hull was like seeing a fish out of water.
11. What would you do if you won the Powerball? I decided I would have a pool filled with Reeses Pieces and swim around that bitch like Scrooge Mcduck.
12. How long could you go without shaving? I think 5 months is the longest I have ever gone.
13. It make me laugh that everyone has an opinion of my haircut - good or bad there is no in between.
14. I have heard of a cleaning the fridge party, where you just drink all the random beers you have accumulated but a cooler cleaning party?  Well that happens too.
15. How do you get a warrant for an outstanding excise tax? Like you cant pay a $85 bill?
16. Four year olds are chatty and also like sponges. They take in everything.
17. Is anyone else watching Preacher? Or is it just Rio and I?
18. Is there anything worse than stubbing your baby toe?