Monday, April 23, 2018


Is April in like a lion and out like a lamb? Because this April has come in like a wrecking ball just smashing everyone's Spring dreams.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. It's a prett weird feeling to not be planning a pub crawl right now.
2. Pretty sure Jeffrey has no off buttin, when the sun goes down.
3. Who knew finding a hat would be harder than finding outfits for the Derby?
4. I am not a fan of all you can eat brunch buffets.
5. Guess Kung Fu Dave is too busy to start a podcast.
6. Nora has 5 tickets to May 17th Redsox game if anyone wants em.
7. If someone says hey I have playoff tickets do you want them, you have to say yes without hesitation, right?
8. This new super flu is super fun!
9. Anyone know a good place to find some nice yet inexpensive luggage?
10. Not only is Tooma alive but he's got a new phone and is on Snapchat.
11. Summer beers are out, winter beers are gone so we are making steps in the right direction.
12. Wishing Coach K a speedy recovery from gall bladder removal.

Tuesday, April 17, 2018


Can we all agree that 2018 has not been my year? It feels like 2 steps forward and 5 steps back at this point. I think I'm just gonna nap till 2019 shows up.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The Marathon Monday Sox game was cancelled for the first time since 1984, I was 6. Tom Kelly happened to be in town to watch the marathon, coincidence? I think not.
2. Everyone has that friend that you don't talk too all the time but when you do chat it's like it was just yesterday.
3. It may be harder to find a Derby hat than it is to get tickets to the actual Kentucky Derby.
4. I binged Lost in Space on Netflix. It was ok but hopefully they get a second season.
5. Bruins, Celtics, Redsox and the NFL draft coming up. What a time to be alive.
6. If you haven't sat a bar, grabbed some lunch and watched some sports solo then you ain't living.
7. Running out of propane while you are cooking is the worst.
8. First time in a long time no one busted my balls about not posting on a Monday holiday.
9. I don't know if I am more excited for Deadpool 2 or Avengers 3.
10. Mexican food is my jam and I am game to try it all.
11. I don't really deal with stress.
12. We are going to just jump from 40-50 degrees right to 80-90s.
13. Nothing sucks worse than getting your coffee wrong.  Can totally fuck up your morning.
14. Does anyone use Uber eats?
15. For the last 2 weeks my eyes won't stop watering, is this the start of getting allergies?
16. Good luck Ryan on your surgery today. Let's hope you don't break that nose again.

Monday, April 9, 2018


Pretty much over 2018.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Wrestlemania is starting to fade.
2. I can not remember a time the Marathon Monday game got rained out.
3. Having to be out of my house to replace some foam insulation for 24 hours blows.
4. The Red Sox season is over, TK officially jumped on the band wagon and X got hurt. Coincidence?
5. Why does stretching feel so great.
6. Finding a new wallet is not the easiest thing to do.
7. Neither is finding a suit jacket for the Derby.
8. Wind burn is worse than a sun burn, dont @ me!
9. The older I get the more I actually hate writing things down.
10. Too bad Chrissy never bumped into TKs wife in Aruba.
11. If your child was exceptional at baseball would you move to a warm weather state to play year round?
12. Burton's in Hingham is Cougarville and Jeffrey knew and wasn't telling anyone.
13. Apparently Rob is rocking 3 time shares in the Florida area, one actually in Disney. Maybe you gotta hand crank him off to use one but hey.
14. The Red Sox not having magnet schedules on opening day just added to 2018 totally sucking.
15. You ever randomly meet someone from Twitter in real life? It is wacky!
16. Still have 3 tickets to the derby. If anyone is interested or knows anyone interest.

Off to sort through my 378 emails I got from last Wednesday.

Monday, April 2, 2018

Where is the sun

Everyone knows April showers bring May flowers and Mayflowers bring Pilgrims.
But where is the god damn sun, son?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. No one can tell me when Easter turned into mini Christmas.
2. Happy 40th to Kristine "Robro" Robinson. Pretty sure it's a party in your underwear party at her house!
3. Congrats to Chrissy on surprising his wife with a trip to Aruba for her 40th.
4. Nine year old boys believe their penises have two modes - straight or squishy. So true!
5. Karaoke at the Cathay Center is still fun.
6. Who the fuck drinks Mai Tais? They taste like boozy fruit punch.
7. No one likes to go from zero to bombed and straight skip over buzzed.
8. Who is meeting up for Opening Day, Thursday?
9. People are ralyre ball sucking the Bruins right now.
10. Au Gratin potatoes should be more than an Easter thing.
11. Animals eat key lime pie.
12. Fucking snow on April 2nd, mother nature is a bitch.
13. I will always be a fan of breakfast for dinner.
14. Still can't find a place to get my beard trimmed up properly.

Later, see you on Thursday.

Monday, March 26, 2018

Opening day

So the Sox start the season on Thursday and it was 30 to start this morning. Fuck yeah!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I am bumping into more and more people at the Fowler house.
2. When my friends tell me they get random dick pics, I can't stop laughing. The dating game is no joke.
3. When you flood out you learn all about water displacement.
4. Find Mass money is crazy. Everyone seems to have cash floating around.
5. The Bruins are probably gonna be in the Stanley cup finals.
6. You didn't hear this from me but TKs plans on day drinking Thursday at Emmas.
7. Has anyone ever avtactua gotten a job on LinkedIn?
8. Pretty sure Chrissy working the pverovern and then drinking at 9 and going all day is impressive.
9. Why is it so hard to find a decent used car? Everyone seems like they want to fuck you over.
10. Does Lent end on Good Friday or Easter Sunday?
11. People look weird when they shave off their beards...WEIRD.
12. Hope you guys are playing Mega Millions this week.

A quick 12 pack because why not?

Monday, March 19, 2018


Wait Spring ain't sprung yet. How can it be 18 degrees in the spring? Mother nature you are drunk as fuck.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I love fundraisers.
2. Coal fired cheese pizza is meh.
3. My man Matty Paget is in love with the Fowler house.
4. Met Kung fu Dave's new main squeeze. She is a peach.
5. Glad to see Calnan alive and kicking on the south shore.
6. Who gets turkey burgers at kkaties?
7. Precinct 10 gets packed as fuck at night.
8. You can lease a fucking goat?
9. TK was on his best behavior at the parade. So his probation ended.
10. Drunk chinese food never gets old.
11. I think I need a vacation.
12. The son's of Italy in Quincy is a nice joint.
13. Ever heard of corned ribs? Me either.
14. Anyone have any suggestions on a used car?

Monday, March 12, 2018

Alive and kicking

First off, I would like to thank everyone who called, texted or reached out to make sure we didn't perish in the flood of 2018. Secondly, if you were anyway involved in the GoFundMe page - set up, donating or just passing it along. I sincerely appreciate it. I will do my best to personally thank everyone individually, it just has been a hectic whirl wind of a week.

This is what I learned these past 2 weeks:
1. Water is a mother fucker!
2. Mike Layden is alive.
3. You guys are all fucking great people.
4. The Bruins are legit.
5. The Sox haven't played a meaningful game yet but people are jumping off the band wagon.
6. Waiting around for contractors is tiresome.
7. I don't know who gets after it more during day time Bruins games - Rio or Jeffrey.
8. Glad I got to cross off getting rescued in a front end loader off my bucket list. Pretty sure it was right below threesome with two hotties.
9. Insurance is a scam beyond scam.
10. Insurance adjusters are the epitome of evil.
11. I am 1000000% sure I couldn't last in the real world doing physical labor every day.
12. Another week and yet another missed opportunity to go to the Wickendon pub.
13. Is there anything more annoying than a twitchy eye ball?
14. Do you celebrate losing weight if it is due to stress? You do right?
15. Jeffrey finds out about that hockey life this weekend when Julian plays in his first tournament.
16. Drinking anxiety is real.
17. Sad to see my Golden tee machine take on water.
18. Steak n cheese eggrolls are under rated.
19. RIP RG6...the truck didn't survive Riley.
20. What kind of asshole texts you a few days after being evacuated - maybe time to sell.
21. Sombreros, in Weymouth, is much better than Plaza Azteca and Acupolcos.
22. The Brew House in Braintree has good bar pizza.
23. I hope that Calnan is a surprise guest at Chrissy's wife's 40th bday Saturday, at Precinct 10 in Weymouth.
24. Will there St. Patty's day parade go on this Sunday?

Thanks again everyone. When the chips are down you guys all came through!

Monday, February 26, 2018

March is coming

As long as January was, February fucking flew by.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Getting a new phone is like buying a car. You get jammed up there for 2 hours.
2. I heard that Precinct 10 turns into hip hop central at night on Friday and Saturday nights.
3. Who knew Mark Welch kills the Mexican food game.
4. Riccio was in for the Wickendon pub on March 10th then he was out.
5. Bruins tickets going up $8 each next season.
6. I have no idea why but Sunday drinking is the most fun drinking.
7. Who gives up drinking during Lent?
8. Apparently Chrissy has an open invitation to everyone for our trip to Chicago.
9. Anyone know how to tie a bowtie? I'm gonna need to know for the derby.
10. Speaking of the Derby I have 3 extra tickets if you know anyone HMU.
11. Who the fuck cares about the closing ceremony of the Olympics.
12. $5 mimosas at Craig's Cafe is something.
13. TK is all about the Amstel lights right now.
14. Drunk Chrissy loves Karaoke!

Monday, February 19, 2018


It is going to be in the 70s this Wednesday? Some crazy ass weather we are having this winter.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The Providence Bruins are a good take. Not a bad seat in the house.
2. Just spending money like a drunk sailor.
3. I like oysters but I don't think they agree with me.
4. Guess who is going to Pearl Jam in Chicago? Tickets are bought. Hotel is booked.
5. Does anyone actually buy a car during these Presidents day sales?
6. Who doesn't like a good steak?
7. Being made fun of for having soft hands is just jealousy.
8. Nashville and Louisville is all booked. The Derby is fast approaching.
9. Black Panther was pretty good. I mean it's not lose your mind type shit but it's good.
10. Kids are getting wiffles early this year.
11. No one celebrates birthdays quite like Jeffrey.
12. Mario is looking at buying a house near the water. Look for a house in Saugus to be for sale soon.
13. Congrats to Lauren Kelly crushing her goal of $7500 for the marathon.
14. The Boston Winery is a nice little spot. Still don't like wine though.

Monday, February 12, 2018

Tick tock

Let us just skip all the bullshit and get to things I learned this weekend:

1. As you may know Tom Kelly's daughter, Lauren, is running the Boston Marathon. There is a meat raffle fund raiser this Saturday February 17th at the Boston Winery. If you could make it down and show some support that would be great.
2. Never ceases to amaze me when there is a line at Regina's at 4pm.
3. I think I may have been sleeping on the Fowler house all these years.
4. Joe Martell is alive and kicking. Working a ton but partying even harder.
5. The jalapeno burger from Porters is my new jam.
6. Wickendon pub March 10th? Anyone interested?
7. Airfare to Nashville is booked. Just gotta find a place in Louisville now.
8. Man hangry is such a thing.
9. People still get sucker punched?
10. Does anyone know someone who has actually won big $$ on a scratch ticket?
11. I am not a fan of veggie burgers. I think it's the quinoa that I didn't like.
12. Guess we are not going to Pearl Jam in Chicago.

Tuesday, February 6, 2018

Now what?

The super bowl is over. The Bruins and Celtics bandwagon is full. The Sox season is months away. Pretty much we are in sports purgatory.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. More people are into chili cook-offs than I realized.
2. Altered Carbon on Netflix is the shit.
3. $50 for 2 squares, half time buffet and beers from kick off till the game ends. Not too shabby.
4. How can you be a grown man with the fucking sniffles?
5. So far this year feels like 2 steps forward 3 steps back.
6. I have been craving some new ink.
7. Downtown Plymouth is great for bar hopping.
8. I don't think the balcony is for me.
9. I love the hype surrounding the Superbowl commercials.
10. Between Hulu, Netflix, Amazon Prime and every other streaming option it's going to start costing you more to subscribe than cable.
11. Planet fitness banning jump rope seems silly to me.
12. I had well over 30 squares. Not a sniff of a win.
13. The Macphails are getting new windows, furnace, central AC and insulation.
14. Tax season got people stressed the fuck out.
15. People acting like their mother died just because the Pats lost...come on.
16. Insomnia is a bitch, a real fucking bitch.

Monday, January 29, 2018

Give if you can

Tom Kellys daughter is running this year’s Boston Marathon, for the place where she works Journey Forward in Canton. This is a nonprofit organization which works with patients with severe disabilities and spinal cord injuries to achieve the most basic functions which we take for granted. All proceeds go to Journey Forward. Journey Forward is a member of the Christopher and Dana Reeve Foundation Neuro Recovery network.

Any donation would be appreciated. Thank you.

It's less than a week away

I hope that you have your Superbowl plans seen up. I know Joe Martell is looking for a bomb ass time.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People can be dicks for no good reason.
2. There is a fine line between being full and being a glutton.
3. Blisters is just the universe laughing at you trying to better yourself.
4. I still only drink hot coffee when I go to a diner.
5. If I don't get to the supermarket before 11 am on a Sunday, then most likely I ain't going. It's a crazy house in there.
6. People arguing Boot camp vs CrossFit is something.
7. John Brewer just casually on the evening news is such Brewer shit.
8. Anyone up for Pearl Jam in Chicago in August? Bueller?
9. Why don't they make dinner cereals? I mean breakfast for dinner is my jam.
10. At what age do kids really start following sports?
11. And at what age are you to old to go out for someones 21st birthday?
12. I highly recommend going out on a random weeknight, once every six months.
13. Who has an in for squares? You can never have too many.
14. Anyone looking for Bruins tickets April 8th? I got two. Last game of the season.

Monday, January 22, 2018

Onto the ship

The Pats are onto the Superbowl...again.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Nothing worse than neck pain.
2. The gout has taken another one.
3. The Bruins are on fire. Hotter than that chick you took home in 2003 with herpes.
4. If you are around next Friday, Feb 2nd. I have entered a chili contest at the Cabby Shack in Plymouth at 6pm.
5. Square season is upon us.
6. Don't forget Chrissy's Superbowl bash in 2 weeks. Party starts at 3 the games at 630. Bring booze, beers or a food item. This party is kid friendly, so pack up your Rugrats.
7. Plaza Azteka has pitchers of Margaritas, Mojitos and other boozy drinks. My kind of heaven.
8. Heard the UFC in Boston was a huge success.
9. You can't be uncle of the year if you don't show up.
10. So who is down for a karaoke night?
11. I still have 2 tickets to the derby if you know anyone interested.
12. January is by far the longest of months.
13. Speaking of January, how many of you are doing dry January?
14. Rumor has it, Jeffrey is going to the casino this Saturday night for his boys 21st.

Monday, January 15, 2018


Who doesn't like a random Monday off for a holiday? I know I do. Even though I am working my ass off (well more like just at work but still).

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Mother nature is legit drunk right? Bitch is like -5 then 65...ha ha suck my left titty.
2. The Fowler house is not a bad place to watch a game.
3. Jeffrey on 9 is still a thing.
4. Glad to see Mike Foley using Uber now a days.
5. Loud clapper/yeller guy is one of my all-time favorites at the bar.
6. Wendy's is not cheap, if you order anything other than the 4 for $4.
7. Who is against nooners? If you are then you probably hate fun.
8. I hope Dave's heat unit is all fixed and we can finally get this podcast off the ground.
9. It is funny the older you get the smaller your circle of friends get. Do you trust less or just not into the whole feeling out stage?
10. Chrissy is getting ready for his annual super bowl party. Like in the past just text him with what you should bring.
11. Congrats to Brades on the new jobby job. You know I live to celebrate things.
12. Still no date on the Wickendon pub but I think Chrissy is backing out.
13. I think Mike Foley was legit pissed that Chrissy and Jeffrey are mini celebrities at the Imperial Terrace (may also have been the fact he didn't know the bar was so much fun).
14. I get it, you work at Home Depot, no need to be a dick when I ask a question. Obviously I don't know the answer because if I did I wouldn't ask, fuckface.
15. Good to see Colin sneaking out for a few hours.
16. I have been watching the Killing on Netflix and it's pretty good. Lots of twists and turns.

Guess I'll go look up some shit online.

Monday, January 8, 2018

Are we having fun yet

You know you live in New England when Sunday morning it is -6 when you wake up and then Monday it is 25 degrees and you are legit happy and saying man it's not really cold out today.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The Smiddawg is living his best life in Southie. Living with the flavor of the week.
2. Random trips to the casino are always fun.
3. This god damn flu is like a boomerang. Just when you think it's gone blam right back in your grill.
4. Anytime there is talk about this podcast something happens with Kung Fu Dave. Now that mother fucker has no heat.
5. Thirteen straight days below freezing. That's Alaska like.
6. Pats play on Saturday night. Who else is pumped?
7. Is it weird that I have never been to Disney? I mean I have been to Universal and to Sea World.
8. Everyone should know how to play Craps.
9. Seems like everyone's hot water heaters are going due to the weather.
10. Oh yeah still no battery.
11. It is always great to see people you haven't seen in a long time but shitty when it's for a wake/funeral.
12. I made brownies from scratch and not a box, now I feel like Ducan Hines himself.
13. People hate old school rap. I mean how can that be?
14. Have you seen the show on Netflix "The toys that made us". Man it makes you feel like a kid all over again.

Gotta run. Little busy at work.

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

New year

Ok, how many of you have said New Year New me?? Don't be shy raise your hand...little bit higher. Now take your hand and slap yourself.  The calander changed but this Tuesday is no different than last Tuesday.  If you want to make changes then do it, not because all of a sudden it is 2018 but because today you wanted too.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The weekend still starts on Thursdays.
2. I have some really great family and friends.
3. Forty doesn't feel old.
4. I have no idea what strain of the flu is thats going around but man it wiped me out for 3 days. Cold sweats are no good. Plus I am a whiney bitch when i'm sick.
5. Alba is good food.
6. Drunk angry Jeffrey is not a fun time at a bar.
7. Where we watching the Georgia game Monday?
8. Mark Welch is alive and kicking.
9. Apparently beards are just make up for men.
10. Speaking of beards I can not for the life of me trim mine the way I want it. Shave it all off and start anew.
11. Pretty sure Chrissy and Leaden were trying to figure out a weekend that they could make a run to the Wickendon Pub. Pretty sure that will happen before the end of the year.
12. Fuck soup but not those Campbells chunky max soup commercials.
13. Jeffrey is already planning his New Years eve for next year.
14. Great to see Tooma. Hope he makes it back up at some point.
15. Tooma pays $220 a week to stay at a hotel. I think thats fucking brilliant. $30 a night for them to clean your sheets, heat, hot water and cable. Seems like a steal to me.
16. The pickle shots recipe is out there and Chrissy is trying to master the right combo as we speak.

I didn't do any new yeas resolutions but I did promise myself I would be more patient this upcoming year.

Friday, December 29, 2017

Out with a bang

Big shout out to  Sean “Supah P” and Nicole Meehan on their upcoming baby, due in July. Congrats to Chelsea and Colin on their twins coming into the world on my birthday.

Well let’s see, I wasn’t going to do another blog this year but everyone is bitching and complaining.
So I went through each weeks post and took one thing from each list (Kind of like a year in review).

This is things I learned THIS YEAR:

1. I am not really sure where the Chinese food on Xmas Eve and NYE tradition comes from but it works.
2. The supermarket before a storm is basically the Thunderdome, anything goes.
3. Chris Leaden is working on coming to the world's largest outdoor cocktail party.
4.Being an adult means you can have nachos for dinner if you like.
5. If TK was to be on the rebound do any of you have any single aunt's or older sisters? Hell he's probably not too picky, a grandma will do.
6. Day drinking is my jam and even better with friends.
7. Ever just feel like you need a vacation?
8. Naps are under rated.
9. Thought we had a fish on the hook for Chrissys pegging but alas it was not meant to be, this time.
10. Where do you fall on the cuddle scale?
        A. I fucking love it - big spoon, little spoon.
        B. Let me pass out and then you can climb all over me like a spider monkey.
        C. Get your hot sweaty ass away from me.
11. If you get a chance head down to Twin Rivers on a Sunday morning. All the degenerate gamblers will make you feel better about your life.
12. It is good to know that I can still get after it on a Wednesday night and make it to work the next day.
13. People think most people from Boston are rude.
14.  I'm impressed with Chrissy and Leaden drinking beers out of a stein(3 beer stein) like that's an everyday thing?
15. No matter how nice something is, we all have that one friend who is a Debbie Downer and shits on everything.
16. Toucher and Rich said it best - Marathon Monday is so insane because people have been cooped up in their houses all winter long and they finally get a day to just let it all wash away.
17. Has anyone crashed the Chrissy/Chris standing Sunday date at BWW?
18. Cinco de Mayo is Friday. The start of tank tops, jean skirt and pig tail/braid season.
19.  I am not against going out to lunch solo.
20. You do not know panic until you have a tick crawling on your skin.
21. Getting shut off at a bar isn't a bad thing. Just means you did work.
22. Man buns are still a thing.
23. Wait people creep on Snapchat? They screen shot things and send them to other people to try to get them in trouble? Grillo.
24. People don't use the word weasel enough. That guy is such a fucking weasel!
25. I do not get this whole tall ships thing. Like what's the deal?
26. Those road side carnivals make 125k in 5 days just on ticket sales.
27.  Nothing quite like being at a bar and a guy says "hope he hasn't left yet. I don't want to chase him, he has the coke". Don't think he meant coca cola.
28. Have you been to the Range in Hingham yet? Good vibe, nice out door bar and a driving range.
29. Miller High Life, High life lite and MGD are all under rated.
30. Mikey T only drinks 16oz cans now
31. Uber is great and all but sometimes you get a real dick driver.
32. Thank God we have Calnan out there cracking down on Uber drivers cheating the system by renting rides.
33. Jeffrey lost his denture - single tooth.
34. How long does it take to get a package from China? I ordered a new phone battery in July.
35. Rumor has it there is a Popeyes coming to Quincy.
36. Anyone up for Point Sebago next year? Trying to get a good crew together.
37. Survivor flip cup is beyond ghetto. What's the purpose of playing a drinking game when you get kicked off a team? Attention span zero.
38. Never forget - tell a friend, telephone and tell TK are the 3 major ways to get all your business out there.
39. I heard a rumor that Coach K is rocking like 4 time shares in and around Disney. May be time to just invest in a condo bro.
40. Dunkin donuts tried to kill me this weekend, my iced coffee was pumpkin spice.
41. Credit card roulette is no joke, $250 later.
42. Still working on going to the Wickendon pub to finish my card. Hopefully before I turn 40. Who is in?
43. Getting good news on  Monday, unheard of.
44. Chrissy told me he is wearing jorts for 5 straight days in Florida. Straight fire!
45.  Irish breakfast shots are where it is at.
46. If you don't like bacon then we most likely can't be friends.
47.  I heard from Kung Fu Dave about his house warming party/night out in Lowell. I guess he is waiting for Chrissy to get a weekend on lock.
48. Guess who bought 6 tickets to the Kentucky Derby? Section 226?
49.  We all have family members that when they speak they make you cringe with things that come out of their mouth.
50. People are still getting iced?
51. My brother Ryan's answer for most things is "I'll stab him".
52. Rumor has it Chrissy is either going to start a 5K for charity or a pub crawl.

Here is to putting 2017 in the rear view mirror and onto 2018.  Lets go past the pinnacle this year ya’ll. New adventures and new outlooks.

Monday, December 18, 2017

Let's get festive

This is most likely my last post of 2017. Next Monday is Christmas so I am pretty doubtful that I will be back before the new year.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The Last Jedi was 100% better than the Force Awakens.
2. Man dates with Chrissy are always fun and kind of like a rudderless ship. No direction.
3. Has anyone ever had the $1 long island iced teas from Applebee's?
4. If your Christmas shopping doesn't include beers then I am out.
5. Fuck all the other spring rolls at Davios other than Steak and cheese.
6. Cronin's steak tips are still the bomb.
7. People lose their manners during the holidays.
8. Stuffed pork loin is where it is at.
9. Pretty bummed out with the ending of season 1 of Mind Hunters.
10. Who removes themselves from group snaps?
11. Holy shit there were loads of Rangers fan at the garden.
12. Why do people feel compelled to tell your business, even if it's not important shit?
13. Is the annual Xmas party at Alexs' still on?
14. It feels great to be all done shopping and all wrapped up.
15. Still no podcast because Kung Fun Dave car has a flat.
16. Rumor has it Chrissy is either going to start a 5K for charity or a pub crawl.

Have a nice safe Christmas.

Monday, December 11, 2017

2 weeks

Christmas is 2 weeks away, is everyone ready?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. A little snow blows people's minds.
2. My brother Ryan's answer for most things is "I'll stab him".
3. I can never get beef stew to be thick enough.
4. Who else is pumped for Star Wars this weekend?
5. The podcast didn't get off the ground this past weekend because someone, ahem Kung Fu Dave, was afraid of some snow.
6. Eating ass was all the rage in 2017, what will 2018 bring?
7. Fuck you Draft Kings.
8. Anyone heard from Jason Foley? Kids been MIA for a month now. Think he's on the run from a bookie?
9. The Yellow Door Taqueria is where it is at.
10. How does anyone shop at a store in this day and age?
11. Are you the type of person who erases your texts or do you just have a million of them on your phone?
12. Sox Pax go on sale Saturday.