Monday, September 16, 2019

RIP

First it was Eddie Money punching his 2 tickets to paradise and now Ric Ocasek took the long Drive home as well.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Keep your head on a swivel at the Verizon store in Dorchester.
2. Iphone/Apple people have jumped the shark. Thinking they are hipsters but now have over shot and have become the norm.
3. Endless summer is Hull is a good time.
4. It looks like summer is not going anywhere.
5. Anyone been to Charleston? I am gonna go down for a long weekend. Any places I should hit up?
6. The best thing about having short hair, if you get a bad haircut, it grows in fast.
7. I am pro Seltzers but you can't be serving them warm.
8. Refinancing your house shouldn't take 3 months. Just saying.
9. John Wick 3 wasn't as good as I thought it was going to be.
10. The I-sland on Netflix is kind of a waste of time - a prison based Matrix.
11. I can never ever remember any of my fucking passwords. It's like you need a capital letter, a number, can't be an actual word, you need a character, the blood of a virgin(like there are any of those out there). I'm just trying to check my burner Yahoo account.
12. Visual field eye exams are for the birds.

Gotta jet

Monday, September 9, 2019

Roll with it baby

Football is fucking back and I could not be more happy.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The new chicken from BWW is bomb as fuck.
2. Random day drinking with Chrissy and Dave is always fun.
3. Hey hey hey summer you just leaving without saying goodbye?
4. The new Tool album is fucking good.
5. Week 1 into fantasy football and I may be over it.
6. Martell tells me check out Tribe in the South End to get a a beard trim...$50 haircuts!!!  Get fucked.
7. Friday the 13th this week! Get your Jason masks on.
8. I'll conceed Halloween stuff out on September 1st but fucking Christmas shit?
9. Trying to find a weekend where guys can get together is the hardest shit to do. Also who wants to go to the Bruins/Hawks game December 5th?
10. Hong Kong Dave telling me he doesn't like college football was the least surprising thing I heard this weekend.
11. People really believing this BC Eagles hype?
12. I found Natty Light seltzers by the case...so long 12 packs!
13. The UFC should have more daytime pay per views. (Any excuse for day drinks).
14. The Fours in Norwell has a totally different vibe than Quincy, mother fuckers dressed to the nines and on dates and shit.

Tuesday, September 3, 2019

Welcome back

Football is back on Thursday!!! (3 exclamation points).

This is what I learned while away:
1. Shout out to the Welchs' - they had a tough week with losing Edso and then having a healthy baby boy.
2. Calnan is alive and well and has a new gf.
3. Guess who is gonna be a god father again?
4. Beach season is officially closed.
5. Did you see that shark munching on the whale carcass in Duxbury? Straight up Jaws shit.
6. Sometimes all you need is a week off to recharge your batteries.
7. You can tell school is back with all this traffic.
8. Have you been to Untold Brewery, in Scituate? Pretty nice. Good vibes.
9. Mario's coming back part time. I am for one excited.
10. Still on the look for commercial space. Not really finding it.
11. The Natty Light Catalina Lime mixer is officially #1 in my seltzer book. Fuck Trulys.
12. Sunburns on your head,under your shaved hair, are unreal.

Don't forget to join the NFL elimination pool.

There was way more shit that I learned but unfortunately I have 519 work emails to go through.


Monday, August 19, 2019

Just like that

Summer was pretty much over.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Steve Boyce is gonna have a Beer Olympics sometime in September.
2. I am officially gonna have the 2nd Annual Toys for Tots pub crawl in Quincy on Saturday, November 30th. We will probably follow most of the same route as last year. Bring a toy to donate if you want and dress seasonally.
3. What is worse - having to work the weekend or an overnight for overtime?
4. Hong Kong Dave went to the beach.
5. I am just as excited as the next person that football is back but screaming at the tv at the bar is too much for preseason.
6. Glad the heat came back.
7. When your central AC fails you can tell in minutes.
8. Mind Hunter season 2 is pretty crazy.
9. Must be nice to be Rob Knudsen - last year it was Belize this year it's Hawaii.
10. We are down a board guy for this week's Saturday draft.
11. You didn't hear this from me but Jeffrey's looking to get a dart team together out of Coops.
12. Burgers > pizza don't @ me!

Monday, August 12, 2019

Wow

This past weekend turned out to be a good one. Work was good, the weather was good and the company was good.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Rob bought a Jeep.
2. Speaking of cars Ku Fu Dave needs a new ride.
3. Sharks sharks sharks!
4. This year is flying the fuck by.
5. Congrats Mario on graduating and becoming a fire fighter. Good luck!
6. Having a day off during the week is pretty awesome.
7. I heard a lady at Stop and Shop use "pretty dope" when describing chips to her child. Needless to say it made my day.
8. Bud light orange should only be drank at the beach.
9. I know there's no Laws when drinking Claws but I've recently moved onto the Artic summers. Can't wait for the Natty lights Seltzer's to come out.
10. I hate wheat bread but I love multi grain.
11. I can't believe there are people out there who don't like mustard.
12. Pretty sure Jeffrey is just growing his hair long to annoy his wife.
13. Congrats to Robs son, Gabe, who hit 19 homeruns in 4 minutes to win the home run derby again.
14. What's up for labor day weekend? Parties?

Monday, August 5, 2019

And just like that

There is back to school and Halloween costumes out in stores. Like can't we fucking enjoy the last few weeks of warm weather.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Some people hate the beach.
2. Boats n Ho's.
3. Big fan of trying new food.
4. Playing horse shoes for pizza is a thing.
5. The Reel house in Quincy is a nice joint. Guess it's not as good as the one in East Boston but oh well.
6. This is Rios last week at the Fire academy.
7. Is there any job you wouldn't do no matter what the $ was?
8. How old were you when you saw your first real concert?
9. Forever hungry.
10. The fantasy draft order is set and Foley still has to wear a dress.
11. Rob has started his tattoo on his calf now. Guy went from 0-60 in tattoos.
12. Has anyone heard from HK Dave?

Monday, July 29, 2019

Simmah down

People bitching that summer is almost over. For fucks sakes it's still god damn July.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Sharks down the Cape just swimming find up in the Bay. Like fuck you beach mother fuckers.
2. The Sox were flying high for a few games.
3. Imagine staying at the Bo-Mo?
4. Fucking sunblock man.
5. IG story or Snap chat?
6. Wonder if Julie Nickerson got lucky at Jim Plunkett this weekend?
7. Why does Disney keep making live action versions of their classic cartoons?
8. Anyone know where I can retire with $2,000 in the bank?
9. There was a Chrissy sighting on Friday. He appears to be loving his new job and living his best life.
10. Should I do the NFL elimination pool again this year?
11. People are so much nicer when they aren't Hangry.
12. Fuck twitching eye balls too.

Monday, July 22, 2019

Denial

It is a thing!
Wether you are in denial about the serial killer loose in Boston dumping bodies in the river or that your soon to be ex-wife is really a raging cunt.
Same but different.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. 99 degrees at the beach without any wind is hot.
2. Who the fuck drinks Red Stripe.
3. Rio has only 3 weeks left at the academy.
4. Football is back today!
5. Happy birthday Karen Manning!
6. Has anyone seen Chrissy Macphail? Didn't think so. All his snaps and never once is he in them. Probably chained up and some dudes basement. Oh hey guy who has Chrissys phone. I would be terrible to munch on.
7. Leadens on vacation - did you get a call to hang out?
8. I don't really remember my parents putting all this crazy sunblock on us when we were younger.
9. Nothing feels better than waking up refreshed from a nap.
10. It is official Imperial Terrace is closed.
11. Rumor has it Tom Kelly rented a house in Harwich for a week. Gonna be a week long bash - bring hookers and coke.
12. Remember when there was rumors that Tooma was gonna come back to Mass? That dude's more off the radar than ever before.
13. Im back on the coffee. I missed ya!
14. Got a 4 pack of Heady Topper delivered to me...booyah.

Be careful out there drunk night swimming, I guess.

Monday, July 15, 2019

Flying

And just like that the summer is half over.

This is what I learned on vacation:
1. Vacation recaps are apparently a thing.
2. There have only been 3 days over 90 so far this year, there will be 3 more this week.
3. I live for shark sightings off the cape.
4. Bud light orange is my breakfast beer of choice.
5. It's always surprising when someone says they don't like pork? Like what? Bacon is fucking delicious.
6. Grillo is following Chrissy's play book of random weekends at Jim Plunkett.
7. Tim Barrett's alive and still having crazy cookouts.
8. No matter what I use for sun screen on my face - it still breaks out.
9. The Keltic kitchen in Yarmouth has breakfast appetizers. My new fav!
10. Some people can't ever get over things.
11. As if spiked seltzer waters wasn't enough they now how spiked flat water, so basically refreshing water that gets you bombed.
12. Make sure you wish Brady a happy birthday this week.
13. Nothing better than sleeping in your own bed.
14. The Reel House in Marina bay is pretty nice.
15. I don't know what's worse as you get older - losing your sight or your hearing.
16. I am always envious of people who just up and move and travel with no real job.


Monday, July 1, 2019

She gone

And just like that it was July. The year is half over.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Staycation is still good because you don't have to work.
2. The new Encore is nice.
3. Don't forget Chrissy's July 4th party.
4. Food boredom is real.
5. People still showing up for New Kids on the Block.
6. NBA free agency is something.
7. We got new work uniforms and I can't tell if they are Staples or more Target employee.
8. The beer garden at the Adams Inn on Wednesday night is the jam.
9. I had coffee for the first time in months... meh.
10. Guys with goatees know they can grow a full beard right?
11. Still in love with Total wine.
12. Who knew finding commercial space would be so hard!
13. Ninja vs Unicorn is still my newest favorite beer.
14. Imagine paying crazy cash to go to London to watch the Sox play like trash? Me either.

9th annual cookout at my place Weds at 4.

Monday, June 17, 2019

Yippee

School's out and summers here. Let's do this.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Shhhh but Chrissy has been sober for 3 weeks.
2. The roof deck bar at Alba is pretty awesome.
3. Every day should not feel like a grind.
4. People love monster truck Rally's.
5. RIP - the Union Brew House in Weymouth, the first bar I officially drank in.
6. Wet dog smell is gross.
7. Leinenkugel is still the summer jam.
8. Is Jason Foley alive?
9. I can't believe that this year's almost over.
10. I have said it before but it bares repeating - Fuck New Math.
11. Hangovers happen.
12. When golf is the only thing on at a bar people seem to be into it.
13. Inn at Bay Point is hosting July 4th fire works. The are charging $75 per person. I'll just watch from my back yard.
14. Fancy pants, Martell is going to Greece for 2 weeks.

Monday, June 10, 2019

Bring it on

Summer is finally here ya little motherfuckers.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Finding a good Italian restaurant is hard.
2. Wishing David Ortiz a speedy recovery.
3. Man Crossing 9s at Granite Links is off the chains.
4. Double yolks in eggs are always a bonus.
5. I'll take the Inn at Bay Point over Marina Bay.
6. Life is a rat race sometimes.
7. Sunburns are not fun. Even if you lather up.
8. Do not fuck with lemonade and vodka.
9. Sometimes you just need a relaxing day at home.
10. Some people live to complain.
11. Game 7 Wednesday night...where will you be?
12. People really hate all New England sports fans because of all the winning.

Tuesday, June 4, 2019

Wheres the beach

Weather? I mean I am happy that it's finally not raining and consistently in the 60s but where is my beach drinking weather?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Mikey Layden is alive and kicking.
2. Chucky T still living his best life, now with a vacation home.
3. I saw more people watching the Dot Day parade than I have in 15 years.
4. The Harp + Bard is like DBar light.
5. Julian getting calls to play in hockey tournament is a big deal.
6. Chrissy is loving his new job at Ocean Spray - just not a fan of the day shift training hours.
7. Sometimes being an adult means eating your dessert before your meal.
8. I don't know if people are on the Bruins train or not anymore.
9. Breweries just popping up like they are weeds at this point.
10. Ya'll know the date after Dot Day I take off so no blog till Tuesday.
11. My brother Ryan is looking to join a fantasy football league if you know of any openings.
12. Apple killing off iTunes and none of you nerds are losing your shit?

Tuesday, May 28, 2019

Summer?

Summer showed up for a day but the weekend overall was nice. I mean at least that's what my sunburn tells me.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Where did all these Bruins fans come from?
2. Outdoor drinking is my jam.
3. Summer overtime list is out and it appears someone's gonna be doing many over nights.
4. Chrissy starts his work training today and Mario starts at the fire academy, good luck fellas.
5. Has anyone seen Chris Leaden? Think the Charlie Horse has chained him to the grill.
6. Hong Kong Dave says he's coming out of retirement to celebrate Dot day this year.
7. Joey Martell will take anyone to Duxbury beach on Sunday mornings.
8. Jeffrey's planning a July 4th beach/pool party. Get your money right.
9. Naturdays are all right.
10. Total Wine in Braintree is afuckingmazing.
11. Some little kids can be big assholes.
12. Hazelnut M&Ms are pretty good.

Monday, May 20, 2019

Finally

It appears as though spring has finally sprung. It's may even make it to 80 today.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The overnights are for the birds.
2. You guys can all breathe easy, Chrissy is back to work this week. Ocean spray in Carver.
3. I am happy that outdoor drinking is back on the table.
4. How have people never seen any of the John Wick movies?
5. Fuck a cracked windshield.
6. Jeffrey has an addicted to Grumpy Whites cheese burgers.
7. I am not a huge ice cream person but when I have a buzz on...whoa baby.
8. Ocho Cafe is open in Weymouth if anyone wants to get Margaritas.
9. People, in the sports world, really hate Boston and their teams.
10. Has anyone seen or heard from Chris Leaden? Last I heard he was having a difference of opinions with his work peeps.
11. Never skip leg day, you pull a hammy you are fucked.
12. Dot day is only 2 weeks away. That snuck up on us.
13. TK is slowly losing his mind.
14. Good luck to Mario, who starts the firefighter academy this week.
15. The summer starts this weekend, Memorial day. So we legit had a week of spring.
16. Have you guys had this Natty Light lemonade thing? Heard it's the drink of summer '19.

Monday, May 13, 2019

Snow? Really?

Fucking snow and sleet on May 13th? I used to think that Mother Nature was a drunk but now I feel like she may be a full blown alcoholic at this point.

This is what I learned while I was away:
1. Chrissy is almost back in the work force. He has an offer from Ocean Spray, so no more UTIs for that guy.
2. Jeffrey's and Sarah's daughter is now 2 weeks old.
3. Unexpected naps when you just fall asleep out of the blue are the best naps.
4. Good rum is hard to find, I'm not talking Captain Morgan's.
5. If you aren't driving 85 in Vermont are you even in Vermont?
6. People are going crazy with the Snapchat gender swap filter.
7. I see the Bruins bandwagon filled up nicely when the Celtics got bounced.
8. Happy 40th to Mario(even if it was last Friday)
9. Nothing worse than being black out drunk and learning you were a total ass.
10. Three weeks and no coffee. Surprisingly I don't miss it.
11. Kkaties in Quincy closed.
12. A bad haircut can really fuck up your day.
13. Rumor has it TK may be on the rebound soon, if you have any spinster aunt's hook him up.
14. The older you get the less sleep you get and things just hurt for no reason.

I gotta get, 464 emails from missing a week of work and all.

Thanks

Monday, April 29, 2019

Rain rain go away

Who ever did this rain dance can stop now. I am pretty sure we have had enough at this point.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Little kids are always on the go.
2. Uhm, 10 buckets of beers between 2 people could be a bit obnoxious.
3. Nora Mitchell is alive and well. She plans to buy a condo somewhere in Dorchester.
4. Sometimes you just need a little me time.
5. TK is losing weight at alarming rate. Hope it's just stress.
6. People just joking about how bad the Red Sox are is just rude.
7. Passing out fully clothed is always fucked up.
8. Anyone up for a trip to New Orleans?
9. Why is it so hard to get a good grilled chicken sandwich?
10. One week down without coffee and the world didn't end.

Monday, April 22, 2019

Holy god

This year is flying by. I feel like I may need a vacation from life.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Not every Bruins fan will watch a Celtics game at a bar.
2. Joe Martell is officially on the wagon.
3. Get yourself some Mexican food at Sombreros some time.
4. It's weird how you can have friends that you don't talk to for months and when you catch up it's like no time has passed.
5. Guess who decided to give up coffee? This guy.
6. When you think your tattoo is finally finished but you add shit at the last minute...whomp whomp whomp.
7. Seasonal depression is real.
8. B's game 7 tomorrow night, where are you watching?
9. Margaritas are great but they are also cups or diabetes heartburn.
10. Have you ever had a beer that you couldn't drink?
11. Anyone good at spiffying up resumes? Chrissy looking to spit polish his.
12. Got a part time babysitting on Friday nights.
13. Stop trying to make a million different types of hummus!! Shit is nasty.
14. Where do you stand on Mac n cheese at a restaurant? Overpriced kids food or yummy yummy get in my tummy?

Tuesday, April 16, 2019

All aboard

The C's are in the playoffs.
The B's are in the playoffs.
The Redsox are in a playoff hangover state. They have no zip and no sense of urgency.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People can be mean.
2. I probably need to not drink for like a month.
3. Marathon Monday is by far the best Sox game of the year.
4. Do you think Mother Nature just does mounds of cocaine?
5. I have no idea why I constantly try to like eggplant. It's kind of gross.
6. Thoughts and prayers for Erv and his family who recently lost his father.
7. Congrats to Tiger Woo!
8. Burgers are better than pizza, don't @ me.
9. Sometimes bar managers are dicks.
10. Chrissy is still searching for his next endeavor in life.
11. It's pretty amazing how music can change your mood. Good tunes make good vibes.
12. I do not recommend running the taps at Lucy's.

Aight I gotta go do some work.

Monday, April 8, 2019

Hate when that happens

I hate when I get a lame song stuck in my head. That fucking baby shark song will never not make me mad. Someone once told me the only way to get the song out of your head is to listen to it fully till it goes away. NOT FUCKING TRUE!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People are assholes.
2. Beer snobs love to make fun of you for drinking light beer. Listen Bitch, I'm trying to get a buzz here not taste the fucking rainbow.
3. Tootsie pops are still the shit.
4. Sleeping on your neck wrong can fuck up your whole day.
5. I am not the only one who starts the weekend on Thursdays.
6. Dealing with aging and sick dogs is never fun not non heart breaking.
7. This non friend food eating is something.
8. Lucy's in Dorchester is packed on a Sunday. Best nachos ever.
9. Who else is heading to the Sox opener tomorrow?
10. Soccer/yoga mom's get after it when it comes to margaritas and mixed drinks.
11. Rumor has it Joe Martells looking for a house again. If anyone knows of any.
12. Steve Sweeney, Mike Foleys bff, house is finally up after over a year.
13. Just letting you know there will be no post next weekend because of the marathon.
14. Insomnia is a mother of all mother fuckers.

I have some work to do so wish me well.