Tuesday, October 12, 2021


 I will say the First Annual Jeffrey Lundrigan Whack Fuck Tournament was a success.

This is what I learned this long weekend:

1. Trader Eds drink the bar dry was a fucking party.

2. Loved the new Chapelle special.

3. Did not like the new Jake Gyllenhaal movie Guilty though.

4. Look at these Redsox just winning games and series.

5. These fall days are what I live for. 

6. Glad to see Chrissy and his crew out and about for Plunkett.

7. Speaking of Plunkett, little did I know that Mark Welch has beef with him.

8. If you haven't been to the 19th Hole in Hyannis, I suggest you stop by when  you are in the area.

9. Don't look now but Joey Martell is getting himself a dart board.

10. Nothing made my day more than Mike G drinking scotch out of a plastic cup.

11. Mike G smoking Newports and giving them out at bars like some sort of drug dealer was also funny as fuck.

12. Oh you wanna know who won the Inaugural Jeffrey Lundrigan Whack Fuck Tournament - Mark Welch and Derek Whitley.

Monday, October 4, 2021

well then

 There are only 13 weeks left in this year. WHOA 

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Cant be uncle of the year if you don't put in the time.

2. Kids love horse rides.

3. Corn mazes are not for me.

4. It is always great to see Mikey Layden and Mike G in the same weekend at the same time, even.

5. It is officially flu season, even though I thought we eradicated that last winter with the Covid protocols.

6. Guess giving edibles as a birthday gift is the new cash in a card?

7. How long is this chip shortage going to last? I mean I am hearing used cars values will be up high for the next 5 years.

8. Hopefully you guys wished Chrissy a happy birthday last Saturday.

9. More places should offer pork and pork chops on their menus. 

10. I heard a rumor, people are betting and over/under on the number of holes I will last playing golf this weekend.

11. Quincy is finally getting a brewery in Marina bay.

12. Happy 11th birthday to my favorite man, Ronin!

Monday, September 27, 2021

Falls here

 Fuck yes! Fall is here... and I am here for Fall!

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. People under estimate english muffins with peanut butter.

2. As much as I love Fall, apple picking ain't my thing. Especially when you can buy a bag for $5.99.

3. I heard Chrissy and Grillo are in a beef. Something about Grillo blowing him off on karaoke night.

4. Speaking of Chrissy, I heard a rumor he may be getting a puppy(but you didn't hear that from me).

5. TK seems to find his new hang out in the Landing YO! Bates bar and grill.

6. Bobbo has 2 tickets to the Pats game for Sunday night if you know anyone.

7. Manager Leaden is too busy to manage his fantasy team, I think anyways.

8. My central AC is broken, at least it is coming close to the season being over.

9. Does not feel like it should be Celtics and Bruins training camp season yet.

10. Mike G says anyone who wants to come up to the lake and go on his pontoon boat, just give him a ring.

11. Congrats to Karen on her new job.

12. The Hull Pirates are 0-2. Losing last week when the visiting team had 3 untimed plays to score a TD.

13. Mario and his fire fighter friends are hosting an event at Kowloon this Friday. Then a comedy show after. 

14. Will the Redsox make the playoffs or not? I am not talking about the Yankees Sweep this weekend.

Monday, September 20, 2021

Lets rock and roll

 And just like that we had nice Fall mornings.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Coach Lundrigan and the Hull youth football team is 0-1.

2. What the fuck is up with all these bars running out of Coors lights?

3. TK is looking to go to the BC-Mizzou game this Saturday if anyone is interested.

4. Chrissy bumped into Brighty. Best friends and neighbors now.

5. And just like that the Redsox are winning again.

6. If you don't go to the BC game maybe you want to go to Endless summer in Hull.

7. So far it looks like at least 6 people are in for Jeffreys golf outing. Always looking for more.

8. What kind of place does not have the outdoor patio open on a 70 degree day?

9. I always love to see people go to Jo's Nautical for the first time.

10. Don't forget to add chicken cutlet to your Italian sub from time to time.

Monday, September 13, 2021

 Football is back but for reason doesn't feel back, if that makes any type of sense.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Adults live for Halloween and this disturbs me.

2. We all have that one friend, who gets invited to everything, never comes but will bitch the one time they aren't invited.

3. Anyone watch Kim Convenience on Netflix? I started watching it and can't decide if its good or not.

4. When is sports betting going to be legalized in Mass?

5. Always good to se TK drinking in his hood - either at Aumni or down the streets at Bates.

6. Chrissy finally made it to JJ foleys.

7. Has anyone see Leaden? Texted him a few times but no answer.  Maybe he is busy working on his house.

8. Hope Joey Martell gets that front tooth fixed, soon.

9. Who the fuck says invest in NFTS and throws money in and has no idea what a NFT is?

10. Red Sox and Toronto tied for the wild card lead is so indicative of the year.

11. Please tell me you have watched the Untold episode 4 about the Danbury Trashers?

12. Taking up a collection for Christian Daniel MacPhail to get the Trashers logo tattoo.

Tuesday, September 7, 2021

Back again

 Lets see I have been gone for a few weeks.

Vacations, ho-ho-holidays and what have you.

This is what I learned while I was away:

1. People are really bummed out about Chrissy not doing the demolition derby this year.

2. Fro-yo and Vino is one hell of a combo bar.

3. Fantasy draft is in the book and Dave accessorizes with the best of them.

4. How is it we have 20156220 different streaming services but nothing is ever on.

5. Cape house is officially off the rental market so now the off season projects begin.

6. Jeffrey is looking to host his first annual golf tourney in October.

7. Holy hell Georgia is humid as all fuck but everyone is so nice. Its quite a tradeoff.

8. This Redsox season has been one hell of a roller coaster.

9. Rumor has it Joe Martell is on the wagon.

10. I like what Marvel did with Shang-Chi. looks like they are revamping their line up.

11. Nothing says drinking like getting a DUI on a golf cart.

12. Football is back and none too soon.

13. Speaking of football, who wasn't surprised by the Pats cutting Cam? I thought for sure he would be starting until at least week 5.

14. I live for T shirt and jeans weather.

Monday, August 23, 2021

Lets go

2 more weeks of fun in the sun, summertime. Then everyone will be back to the grind.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Chrissy is still looking for a derby car.

2. The fantasy football draft is Saturday, fucking 16 years.

3. That mask mandate didnt stay off long.

4.  So Henri was a dud, huh?

5. TK occasionally gets lost in Quincy.

6. CM Punk is back!! AEW will kill it.

7. Not really a fan of the Sand Bar in Hull.

8. Nothing worse than when someone rips your phone out of your hand and runs away from ya. Ask Martell.

9. Can someone explain to me how Machine Gun Kelly landed Meghan Fox?

10. Jason Foley has a hotel for Saturday night if anyone wants to party.

Monday, August 16, 2021


 Hey summertime - Wheredyago? I mean its either hotter than the sun or fucking raining.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Being called an asshole can really make your day.

2. Sunburns suck.

3. We all have that one friend who drives all over gods creation before getting to where they need to be.

4. Congrats Chrissy on the new job.

5. I do not think I was built for the overnight shift.

6. Has anyone been to Mighty Squirrel brewery in Waltham?

7. Man, this Redsox band wagon gets filled up and emptied out faster than anything I can remember.

8. Who gets to name these tropical storms and hurricanes? I want in on that!

9. I saw someone spit out their car window and that's probably the first time I have seen that since Covid started.

10. Who is going to a Woo Sox game?

11. Tom Kelly is looking to go to a BC game if you guys want to party in the Mods. Pick me up at City Side.

12. What is the over/under date for full time masks for everyone? I have Sept 5th!

Monday, August 9, 2021

bring on the heat

The heat is returning this week so lets all pray the AC holds.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Heritage day in Scituate is a good take. (I did hear it used to be way better when they blocked the street off - fucking locals).

2. Jeffrey is afraid of Praying Mantis.

3. Not gonna lie the overnight shift is not really my thing.

4. The Popeyes chicken nuggets are not too bad. Just wish they came in spicy.

5. I can't believe that people are still going to see New Kids on the Block.

6. If you have kids, Paragon Boardwalk is a good place to go and relax outside.

7. Pretty sure I could have pizza everyday.

8. Trying to find a bar to host a fantasy draft stinks. There aren't many dives around.

9. Off the Hook in Quincy in now open. (Used to be called Louies Lunch and also where Jason Foley once passed out in their bathroom).

10. I am trying really hard to understand these NFT's but I recently saw a guy buy a strippers "love" for 250K as a NFT. Like what?

11. Well that was a fun Red Sox season.

12. TK is a huge Warren's Tavern guy. But yet I cant get him to meet me at Cronins for steak tips, something about not having a parking lot and he cant park in the street.

13. The outdoor patio at the Bowery bar is awesome.

14. You know I am a huge Mexican food guy so I am dying to try Locales Tacos and Tequila bar in Hingham.

Monday, August 2, 2021


Today is the last day the sun sets after 8pm so fucking enjoy it.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. 4th and Cherry in Weymouth landing is pretty good.

2. The 16th season of fantasy football draft order is out.

3. Chris Leaden made it to Jo's Notty.

4. Catered parties with on demand sushi and a bar tender. Rob is living his best life!!

5. Please pray for me, I am going to Atlanta at the end of the month and I may spontaneously combust when I land.

6. Hope you guys saved all your Fleets because Twitter is ending them tomorrow.

7. Oh you guys havent heard from Chrissy? Thats because hes summering down on the Vineyard for a week.

8. Im looking for a pair of good tickets to see Garth Brooks...if you know anyone with extras.

9. These new mask up rules are a fucking joke. Gotta check flow charts and maps.

10. I love that Redfin still stalks me with house listings.

11. We will miss ya Krecji.

12. That Bo Burnam, Jeffrey Bezos song, is quite catchy.

Monday, July 26, 2021


 ...and just like that July was pretty much over.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Hopefully everyone is geared up for this Vaxamillions. First drawing is today and the winner will be revealed Thursday.

2. The pepperoni pizza from Game On is fucking bomb.

3. Always a good time seeing Chrissy, Welch and Brian Folan in the same place.

4. Glad to see Tom Kelly out and relaxing down the Cape. Hopefully when he retires he gets himself a nice little place down there.

5. Tequila and lemonade should never be mixed.

6. I am not really a fan of the High Noons, they seem like flat drinks.

7. Glad to see that people are really jumping on the Red Sox band wagon with both feet.

8. Finding free parking by Fenway for a Sox/Yanks game is like winning the lottery.

9. Remember when Netflix was pumping out new shit all the time, yeah me either.

10.  Yo Wendy's, what the fuck is up with getting rid of the Sriracha chicken sandwich?

11.  Wait we still have to make appointments to go to the Verizon store? 

12. Delta, Lamba and every other fucking variant under the sun are effecting the unvaccinated but everyone has to go back to wearing masks to protect the unvaccinated.  Wait are we following the science or not? 

13. Uber ride $108 or an actual taxi for $46. Do people not take actual taxis any more?

14. Oh by the way the New He-man cartoon on Netflix will not bring back nostalgic memories.

Monday, July 19, 2021

We back baby

 I was on vacation for 2 weeks so suck a dick.

This is what I learned while away:

1. Of course the fucking rain wont stop this month. Tk probably talked about how we needed some water for the grass - fucking Noah's Ark up in this bitch.

2. Great to see Brian Folan and Lukey.

3. Southie looks crazy different, with high rises everywhere.

4. Glad to see Martell back killing the work grind.

5. Paragon Boardwalk is a pretty chill place to go for some outdoor drinks and decent food.

6. This whole pay wall from Twitter is trash and they can take their fleets and shove em up their asses.

7. Jump on the Calnan gambling wagon - Red Sox over for the rest of the year.

8. How many days a week can you eat pizza, and why is it 7 days?

9. BU is now requiring all employees to be vaccinated. BUCKLE UP!

10. All this lack of sun is overall depressing.

11. I heard Chris Leaden is looking for a few good employees.

12. I'm not going to lie, I don't care about the NBA finals - sorry not sorry.

13.Watching your dog get old and arthritic is not a good time.

14. Oh by the way, Joe Martell is only drinking on the weekends now. Mostly Friday and Saturday.

15. Do people actually use Linked In?

16. Make sure you go and visit Lukey at Roza Lyons.

Monday, June 28, 2021

Heat wave

 Yes mother fuckers we are in the middle of yet another heat wave.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. The White Claw Teas are A-Okay in my book.

2. Truly punches on the other hand are trash.

3. Pretty sure I went a week and a half eating a cheeseburger or some variant everyday.

4. When you want a steak you want a steak.

5. I see some of you guys trying to sneak on this Red Sox bandwagon.

6. I think I am a fan of brunch but I am not 100% sold.

7. Feeling bloated is the worst. Especially when drinking.

8. These politicians acting like 1.9 TRILLION dollars is $100 bucks is crazy to me.

9. Speaking of crazy, that condo collapsing in Florida is mind blowing.

10. I think I am over Twitter now.

Monday, June 21, 2021

But has it

 Summer has officially started but yet I have not heard the Fresh Prince's "Summertime" yet so has it really?

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. If you are going to do a case race, make sure TK is on the team.

2. Leaden can make some mean stuffed jalapenos.

3. I guess no matter what, someone will always complain.

4. This housing market is outrageous.

5. Nothing worse than burning the tips/tops of your ears.

6. Rumor has it, even though the Sox are doing well in the standings people are not making it to the ball park.

7.  Its Prime day the next two days. Not sure why that is exciting.

8. If you have never been, you should chill on the outdoor deck at The Inn at Bay Point.

9. I think the older I get the grumpier I am.

10. Ribs cooked the right way will change your world.

11. Summertime, I am either working a ton or on vacation. There is no in between.

12. Renting a bouncy house all of a sudden got more expensive during the pandemic.

Monday, June 14, 2021

No worries

 This is what I learned this weekend:

1. People are fucking miserable.

2. Louies Lunch, where I once found Jason Foley passed out in the bathroom, is no more. A new place Off the Hook bar and grille is coming soon.

3. One more week of Spring.

4. Never a bad time at Jo's Nautical.

5. I can't believe Alba charges $7 for a bottle of Coors light - now we are treading on Strip club/Ballpark prices.

6. Should I have my annual July 3rd party? Or wait until next year?

7. Greg Hills south shore pizza bar crawl sounds like something right up my alley.

8. Tall boy roulette, Yankee Swap style is where its at.

9. There has been a Nora Mitchell sighting, y'all.

10. Avocado toast should be available for lunch.

11. Man the Sox came crashing down to earth hard and fast huh?

12. I am starting to think beers should be coming in a 50 pack. The 36 packs aren't really doing it anymore.

Monday, June 7, 2021


I am sorry it has been a day. 

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Puppies are cute but I dont think I ever want one again, a full size grown dog yes.

2. I always love to hear " how the fuck did we drink 80 beers?"

3. I hope everyone has been practicing their "Lets Go Bruins" chant. Gonna need it for the rest of this series.

4. How come no one has put together a Sox game get together or a random day of bar hopping?

5. The new Dunkin Donuts lemonade refreshers are pretty good...with Titos.

6. Heard Alba wont allow ladies up on the roof deck if they are wearing a tank top.

7. I don't remember it being 90 plus for 5 days in a row at all last year.

8. The price of everyfuckingthing is through the roof.

9. I made it into Paddy Barrys drunk and they didn't shut me off, chalking that up as a win.

10. BBQ spare ribs are underrated.

11. The town of Hull is resident parking only, unless you get a parking pass from home owners - whomp, whomp, whomp.

12. Debating having my annual July 3rd party or not.

Tuesday, June 1, 2021

All gone

 It is official, Covid19 is over and so is my 15 month lack of a haircut (yes it took 2 ladies).

Now we donate it to Hair we Share so they can make a wig or 2. You can donate money here or by going on my IG page.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. I watched the Buddy Games this weekend, not as funny as I thought it would be but I am pretty sure one of the characters is based on Christian Daniel MacPhail.

2. June 1st, Leaden's first day at the new job. Good Luck Chris.

3. It felt great to be mask free and out and about.

4. The food at Jakes and Joes is pretty terrible but the beers are good.

5. I think Jeffrey is finally feeling comfortable at his new job.

6. Chrissy is up for Uncle of the year 2021, we are only 5 months through the year, you figure it out.

7. Steve Boyce out here buying Infinitys. 

8. I am glad to see that Methadone mile is the biggest issue for the mayor of Boston, current and future candidates.

9. Cicadas are amazing to me. Just showing up every 17 years like a dead beat dad.

10. Do birds sleep, like for real? Those motherfuckers are out there chirping at 3:30/4:00 am like its noon time.

Tuesday, May 25, 2021

well well well

Not really sure if we are back or not...

I am not the most tech savvy guy but I am savvy enough to be a little bit dangerous

This is what I learned this weekend

  • 30 beers is a lot of beers!
  • I think people live to bust balls.
  • Invite me to all the events if you just need a drinking guy.
  • ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY DOLLARS for a weekly cleaning down the Cape seems like highway robbery.
  • Countdown to the Leaden house warming summer bash is on...25 days. (No one else get him a palm tree please).
  • Sox start back up at full capacity this Saturday - just saying.
  • Covid is done on Saturday, so that means haircut. If you would like to donate to me donating my hair to make a wig click here.
  • Pink Whitney is so fucking good over ice.
  • I assume if you aren't at least partially vaccinated you just dont want to get it. That is your perogative.
  • When does the fucking ocean warm up?
  • Bullet points are kind of fun, right?
  • August is still available
  • Monday, May 24, 2021


     It appears as though my website has been hacked?

    Every time I type www.drunknothings.com I get asked to purchase it.

    HMMM Lets see what we can do about it

    Monday, May 17, 2021


     Are we almost back to normal? My rumor guy (Chris Leaden) said he heard from his guy at the local Taco Bell that Baker is gonna drop a bomb shell and re-open the state on Friday May 28th, fingers crossed.

    This is what I learned this weekend:

    1. When does TK start going to Weymouth Wildcats games?

    2. Who knew I would love Detroit style pizza so much.

    3. I realized Sunday that I have no clue where Watertown is.

    4. So we aren't having a spring season anymore? Straight to summer.

    5. Hopefully you guys connected with Leaden on what sides to bring for his cookout/housewarming party on June 19th.

    6. We all decided that hot body summer starts in 2022 right?

    7. The Cape apparently opened up early this season. A fucking 35 minute wait at the 99 is crazy to me.

    8. Paul's Pit stop is opening in Quincy, hope they have decent BBQ.

    9. You don't say your car is topless, you say them titties is out - its top down Jeep season.

    10. New sneakers are always better when they fit right away.

    11. Holy Communion parties mean getting lit, am I right?

    12. 18 packs are pretty much what anyone should be rolling somewhere with - 6 is not enough, 12 would be sufficient but if someone starts drinking em you are back down to 6, and 18 seems like the perfect mix.