Monday, July 21, 2014

Cancer Sucks

If this story doesn't hug at your heart strings you are basically an asshole. #Cancersucks

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I may be getting too old for a 3 day bender.
2. Chrissy and Calnan may know too much about WWE movies.
3. Just bring your baby to the bar - no big deal:

4. Its always fun to meet random people from other states who just come to Boston to get wrecked. Always!
5. Hey TK I met the Sacred Heart University wrestling coach. He loves to booze. You would of been proud.
6. Some days it is better to be the lion than it is to be the lamb.
7. I have no idea or clue why my face is so dry in the summer.
8. Friday night Redsox games on the Monster are where its at.
9. Would you rather a vacation house on a lake in NH or a beach house down the Cape?
10. Fantasy football draft order is done. Now we just gotta figure out a venue to check out Welchies hot dress.
11. Chrissy hates tank tops but loves sleeveless muscle shirts.
12. I still really dont understand Snapchat.
13. Apparently, Jaydisco has teabagged Phil Mickelsons golf shoes before. Let that sink in.
14. New Orleans is booked. October 30th - November 3rd. Come on down.
15. What are the rules on planting things at a grave site. If you plant something are you responsible for upkeep on it?
16. There are so many different words for vagina and dick that its quite amazing.
17. Anyone up for a house painting party? The exterior. Beers and Pizza if you help or cash if you do it solo.
18. Jogging with 2 dogs while hung over is probably not one of my very best ideas this year. Dry heave city baby!!

Thats it for now.

Monday, July 14, 2014

Back again

I am back from vacation and fully refreshed, so lets bang out a black jack sized list - 21 mother fuckers!

This is what I learned while I was away:
1. Steven Whitley purchased his 1st 30 pack of his life. Back when he was drinking you could only get a case.
2. I guess today is National socialization day. I socialize every day.
3. The dating game is tough now a days. I think I would totally dominate the Match scene.
4. Congrats to Mike " Flounder" Foley on his job down in North Carolina. The things we do for our kids.
5. Fucking Matt Talieri, all that cross fit has me hood winked. Kid swan dove over this pool for $30( I laid next to the pool to show how long it was).

6. Hendu still gets to lay the pipe!
7. They are killing off comic book Archie? He will be getting shot taking a bullet for his gay best friend.
8. Have you seen Pawnography? Pretty sure you can dominate it.
9. Chrissy says he can go to New Orleans, Chrissys wife says other wise.
10. The Silent Funneler's bachelor party is in Atlantic City in September, did you get your invite?
11. It is always great to get a new cell phone.
12. Padraig "Mr North Shore" Calnan has been summering down in Sandwich. He says the Cape is not the south shore.
13. I am not the only person who wakes up with random bruises, right?
14. Has anyone heard from CVG? Chrissy is very worried about him.
15. Dealing with family drama is always fun. AND I MEAN ALWAYS!
16. Calnan how is operation bring back hand jobs coming along? Its been months.
17. Do people really get upset when they don't get mentions on the blog?
18. It is pretty early but people are already bullshit talking about fantasy football, come on Rob!
19. Do not try the southwest steak burrito from Dunks. NASTY!
20. The Southewick Zoo is legit. Lots to do with little children.
21. Iggles is moving, where no one knows but rumor has it he is leaving Mass.

As always I am sure I forgot way more than remembered.

Monday, June 30, 2014


Its July 4th week, that means fireworks, bbqs and sun tans. Remember suns out guns out when you are drinking to 'Merica!!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Apparently Jeffrey believes he looks like Luke Bryan.
2. Thanks again Jebby and the entire Chipman clan for yet another great Pig roast.

3. Are you supposed to hurt the day after getting a massage?
4. The #Sundayselfies are really taking off.
5. The cookout season is upon us and that means the coolers packed

6. How many Best friends can ya have?
7. Can you give up anal on the 1st date? Is that even legal?
8. Chrissy really knows how to pick out a great steak.
9. Zac Brown Band was awesome I would 100% see them again.

10. Fake boobs - what is your take? Yes? No? Depends? Who cares? You know what my daddy always said "more than a mouthful is a wasteful".
11. I like vicariously through Jaydisco's dating stories. I love them.
12. Cloyd River t shirts are the shit.
13. Smiddys not giving up on these Boston Red Sox and neither should you.
14. It takes 2 weeks to get a pretty decent beard.
15. Jeffrey and Chrissy are both being bitches about getting another tattoo.
16. Smiddy and Folan have yet to go to Twin Rivers.
17. Why is it, when you talk to people about making some sort of plans they are all gung ho and in but when it comes to paying for tickets or actually going through with the plans there are a million excuses.
18. People are really upset with the Celtics picks this year.

See you guys the 5th or the 6th.

Monday, June 23, 2014

I am back

Yes I did not update the blog last week. I was on vacation!! That means a vacation from this blog as well.

This is what I learned the last few weeks:
1. My grays are coming in fast and furiously.
2. We raised $1040 for Dana Farber. I have 23 shirts left over if anyone wants to buy one/donate.
3. There is not much to do in Oak Ridge, Tenn. Knoxville is another story -$.25 beers, Yes Please!
4. Staining a deck is a pain in the balls.
5. Jeffrey is really stepping up his selfie game.
6. Don't forget that Jebs family pig roast is this Saturday.
7. Smiddy really really wants off the group texts guys.
8. Folan is killing it at the ABG.
9. Congrats to Welchie and Brighto on winning the State dart title - C division. They are now moving on up to B. If anyone wants to try out.
10. I am a top notch gift giver.
11. Nothing worse than missing spots while putting on sun screen. My feet and toes are burned up.
12. Do you have friends that when they talk all you hear is Charlie Browns teacher?
13. The Coors light Summer Brew is shit! Not the shit just shit.
14. Babies love to eat sand. There isn't much you can do about that.
15. I fucking hate Wal-mart. HATE IT and the people who shop there.
16. Folan is trying to bring back overalls with one strap down. Good luck Folan.
17. There was a Mark Welch and Mike Layden sighting on Saturday night. Both are doing great.
18. Cook out at my house on July 5th. All are welcome. Ill have food you bring beers. Oh and if you are afraid of dogs, I have 2. Whatever food is left over there will also be a cookout July 6th.
19. Jeffrey is rocking a new truck.
20. It doesn't cost anything to be nice and smile every once and a while.
21. People were disappointed that Riccio didn't show for the crawl.
22. If you were wondering yes I am still rocking a mustache.
23. Mario and Smiddy are both off of FB.
24. Talking/texting in 3rd person is always fucking funny.

That is all for now. See ya Saturday at the Pig roast.

Monday, June 9, 2014

Game time is pain time

Well the Pubcrawl is this Saturday lets hope everyone is finalizing their staches.
This is the 1st time weathergged from my phone in a welcome time.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Chrissy is ready

2. You can still get after it at a 1 year old birthday party.
3. I believe in 2nd, 3rd and even 4th cif youances.
4. Cheesecake Factory or Joes American bar and grill.
5. Who wants in on project "Step up ya selfie game"?
6. Sometimes you just need a 12 pack and some nice weather to make your day complete.
7. If anyone needs some pub crawl t shirts this week. Hit Katie up she knows where they are at.
8. Rio is putting a trip to Finland together if anyone is interested.
9. Has anyone heard from Welchie or Jeffrey? Both seemed to have fallen off the face of the earth.
10. Congrats to the Heightz Boyz on their second straight MMDL championship.
11. Supah P is living life down in Pembroke. Got a dog named Dexter and rumors he may be bringing a lady to the crawl.
12. CVG is out gallavanting on his friends boat, pretty sure I didnt get a damn invite.
13. William J Smiddy is anti bullying. He is a champion of the people.
14. You can not put ice cream cake the fridge to keep it from melting.
15. Window or isle seat?
16. Riccio told me you can join the half mile high club if you jerk off in the airplane bathroom.

I'm sorry if there are any punctuation or spelling mistakes. It is kind of difficult to blog on his little ass screen.

Btw - Chrissy you are welcome

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

June is here

Look, June finally shows up and so does the nice weather. Coincidence? I think not! Now lets work on our tans.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Peggy O'Niels looks forward to Chrissy showing up more and more each year.
2. Jeffrey can not bounce back like he used to. The kid is working on a 4 day hangover.
3. Another year, another Dot day:

4. Congrats to Uncle Willie on another Dot Day bowl off win, beating MikeyT by 2 pins and me by 3.
5. I heard that divorces come in fours. So here is to all my family and friends going through rough patches.
6. I had heard rumors of Buffalo Wild wings in Brockton being a train wreck but I was there Friday and they seem to be on top of their game.
7. If you need a MPC 7 shirt before the actual day, then make plans to meet up before next Monday. I am away all next week.
8. We have all been there, bombed liking everyones shit on FB. Hey Drunk happens.
9. What do you do when a contractor has tools stolen from in front of your house?
10. Some days I just don't give a fuck.
11. This walking cough/cold/chest congestion is going around. I can not seem to kick it.
12. Low fat cheese is garbage. I would rather use less regular cheese or no cheese. GARBAGE!
13. Now Chrissy is trying to work out going to Austin City limits music festival. He is working the birthday angle with his wife.  ITS EFFING PEARL JAM ON YOUR BIRTHDAY - ENOUGH SAID!
14. This may be the 1st summer in 10 years that I didn't have a wedding to go to. 2014 the year of Hope!
15. The older I get the more I realize its all the little things in life that make you smile and all those smiles add up to making your happy.
16. You guys all know I take the day after Dot day off its like my own holiday. So suck it, that the blog wasn't up yesterday.
17. The turn out doesn't seem to be as high in past years for the MPC7. Spread the word. I mean we are drinking for a cause.
18. There is nothing better than a day off and not doing a fucking thing. The biggest decision you have for the day is what movie you should watch when you get out of bed and move ya ass to the couch.

Thanks. I will try to blog next week but I will be in a training. Maybe Chrissy would like to give an insight on things he learned.

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Are you ready?

Dot day is less than a week away. I hope you guys are ready. Stretch your legs and stretch your livers.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Kids need naps. If there is no nap then it is crank city.
2.. A root canal may be more pleasant than an over night shift.
3. I heard if your girl aint going down on you, barge into the bathroom when she is taking a pee and put ya penis in her mouth. Its like a reverse blumpkin.
4. The new X-men film is ok. I thought it would be better.
5. Nothing worse than being hangry.
6. No one wants to go to Austin City limits music festival with me. Whomp Whomp Whomp.
7. Old bitter ladies should not own dogs especially little dogs.
8. There is nothing worse than being sick when the weather is nice.
9. Sniffing Adderall is still all the rage huh?
10. Cookout at my place July 5th. Come on down.
11. People do not like celery in their potato salad, lesson learned.
12. I am invited to cookout just so that I will man the grille.

I am sorry to cut it short but this crazy weather is making work hectic.

Monday, May 19, 2014

Dot day is coming

Just a friendly reminder dot day is only 2 weeks away. I know Dot Out is waiting to see what Chrussy comes up with this year.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. KKaties burger bar in Plymouth is fucking legit. I gave it a 9 out of 10. Apparently they just opened another location in Marshfield.
2. I can not grow grass for the life of me.
3. Booze cruises are always a great time and booze cruises for charity are even better.
4. Be careful out there this summer the ticks are out and they are bad.
5. The new Spiderman movie is pretty good, so what if my wife cried 3 times during it.
6. I hate feeling rushed. It goes hand and hand with being late.
7. Bud heavy is not bad at all. Its 100% better than warm Bud Light.
8. Mario has shaved off his man beard.
9. Jeffreys looking for some help with leasing a car vs buying a car. Any help?
10. Patron shots are never a great idea.
11. Be careful around hot mozzarella sticks. Shits dangerous.
12. I can not believe that memorial day is this weekend. This year is flying by.
13. Apparently I share/overshare too much on Facebook. Hey its FB if you take it too serious that's on you.
Stalk on Stalkers!
14. Congrats to the Welch's on adopting a dog, now if they could only come together on a name.
15. I heard this am that the Red Sox owners are starting to panic because no one is going to their games. UHM your product is not good right now and you charge crazy prices based on opponent. Good luck with that.
16. There is nothing worse than a migraine at work.

This is all I have this week.

I hope to see you all at Jeffreys cookout Sunday. I will be the drunk guy coming off an over night shift, probably passed out in the corner.

Monday, May 12, 2014

Let the good times roll

The Bruins are up 3-2 and game 6 is tonight. Lets do this.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. There is always more to the story.
2. I guess Jeffrey doesn't even like curry.
3. Julian loves rice.
4. Who watched TV in low def? I mean really its just  barbaric.
5. Wu-tang clan still ain't nothing to fuck with.
6. Pub crawl shirts are and in and Mikey T is moving units.
7. Michael Sam did you have to go full boyfriend make out? I mean straight people aren't do that.
8. I don't trust people who don't nap.
9. Has anyone seen Lauren Brady? Last I heard she was moving to Alaska.
10. Anyone know of any tricks to staining a deck so it doesn't look choppy?
11. My WWF is not working all the time. It freezes up on me and boots me out constantly. Basically I hate its face.
12. Calnan is looking to bring back girls giving hand jobs. He wants an old fashion and he wants it now.
13. Speaking of Calnan, he hates Chrissy's reviews. He thinks that he doesn't put any heart and soul into them.
14. Shimmi is back and living in Norton. He plans on having a new a huge bash, as soon as his grass grows in. #newbuildproblems
15. How is it the Charlie Horse has $1 burgers on Tuesdays and $1.99 Miller Lite every day, and I just am finding out.
16. Some times it feels like there is not enough hours in a week.
17. Ever have a cold/cough that just never goes away.
18. Booze Cruise this Saturday in Plymouth to raise money for the Nstar Children's hospital walk.


Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Bone Yard Barbecue

Here is a review from one Christian Daniel MacPhail (I edited it as best I could as he sent it via text)

I checked out last night with my buddies, David and Scott, on the recommendation from a couple of guys at work.  I apologize in advance, as I forgot to take photos for this review.
On Monday's they have $.30 wings.  Its a small dive bar with a few tv's and plenty of different beers on tap(you know I love drafties). They had plenty of sauces to choose from for your wings.  I of course went with their hottest, which had a decent flavor. I was tempted to try the bacon buffalo though because I mean who fucking doesn't like bacon.  Maybe next time.

At first I was thrown off by their "rule" of only ordering 10 at a time.  I get you don't want people ordering a shit ton and then taking them home but I thought 10 was ridiculous.  I quickly found out it was the perfect number.  The wings came out fast.  They were big wings with a little bit of breading (I don't mind breading as long as there is not a pound of it). But being big they were cooked perfectly.   As soon as we were half way through the waitress asked if we wanted more.  We all said yes.  They came out before we were done
 with our first round. Its definitely a place I would recommend and go to again if I was in the Seekonk area.

It just sucks that I found another good wing joint that's just a little too far from me. If anyone is up for a road trip keep me in mind.

On a side note we were all chatting about how we have more time to grow our staches for a bit longer now that the Mustache Pub Crawl is in June. Scott has been saying that this is the year he was going, that he may be handing out mustache rides to a lucky lady but now he seems to be backing out. What gives Scottie?

Monday, May 5, 2014

Sunny days

Lets get weird, It is Cinco Demayo Bitches!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Jeffrey crossed Club Alex's off his bucket list. He will not be returning.
2. Mario is getting too old to be playing in weekend hockey tournaments. His body doesn't handle it well.
3. It seems to me that the WWE doesn't really care about some of their PPV's
4. Watching two 3 year olds, even with the help of your wife, can be trying at time. ONE LOVE TO STAY AT HOME MOMS!
5. The MPC 7 t shirts should be in this week.
6. Really, who gives the 3 finger lobster wave?
7. The NHL should be ashamed of themselves for a 12:30 playoff game.
8. My cell phone battery is literally dieing within 3 hours of being unplugged.
9. Chrissy killing 3 mixed drinks and a beer for $20.75 at the Chinese joint was the best thing about Sunday.
10. I have received more letters, emails and calls about the impending changes to the FEMA flood changes than I have about anything else ever in life.
11. Have you ever coughed so much that your hurt your back? Asking for a friend.
12. Watching tv and falling asleep for a 20 minute nap is both the best thing in the world and the weirdest feeling when you wake up in a daze.
13. Tom Brady are you serious with the hot air balloon?
14. I am giving people 3 years. I am gonna make it to the Derby for my 40th. Chrissy start saving your $10 a week now.
15. NBA, I still hate you but 5 game 7's in 2 days ain't too shabby.
16. Feed your lawn, FEED IT!
17. Hey Red Sox hows that tiered pricing going? I'm seeing an awful lot of empty seats at these games.
18. Cheese ball is a part time mason.

That is all I have for now. As always, try to stay sober and I will do my best to keep you updated.

Friday, May 2, 2014

The Top 50 Restaurants on the South Shore

Chief dude wanted me to post this for Calnan, since he loves the South Shore so MUCH!

The Top 50 Restaurants on the South Shore of Mass

Seafood, Italian, American, and more south of Boston

These are in no certain order. If you're looking for a new great restaurant to try out on the South Shore, this list will give you plenty of ideas. From bars to taverns to Thai to seafood to tapas, this list does not discriminate. If you have a restaurant to add or comment on, feel free to leave a comment at the bottom of the page!
The South Shore is heavy on Italian food, pizza, seafood, Chinese, and "new American." Chains are included in this list, based on popularity and online reviews.
  1. Hola - Flatbreads and tapas in Marshfield Center.
  2. Ember - Contemporary American in Marshfield.
  3. Scarlet Oak Tavern - Tavern and restaurant in Hingham.
  4. Arthur & Pat's - Great breakfasts in Brant Rock, but they serve dinner, too.
  5. Christina's - Italian food and amazing desserts in Pembroke.
  6. Venus 2 - Bar pizza and oceanfront dining, straight up fried seafood in Brant Rock. (Also try Venus in Whitman - even better). 
  7. Atlantica - Limited hours but a stupendous view in Cohasset Harbor.
  8. Sushi Joy - Located in Colony Place, off Route 44 in Plymouth. One of Plymouth's best voted restaurants.
  9. Alden Park - Seafood, sandwiches, desserts, and more at Colony Place.
  10. Strawberry Fair Restaurant - Awesome sandwiches, homemade soups, and specialties at Queen Anne's Corner, Norwell.
  11. Mia Regazza - In Abington, named the South Shore's best Italian restaurant by South Shore Living Magazine.
  12. Barker Tavern - Dining at its best in Scituate. Consistently high ratings.
  13. Tosca's - Excellent, authentic Italian food, homemade breads, and a massive wine selection in Hingham.
  14. East Bay Grille - The perfect view of Plymouth Harbor, specializing in seafood and steaks.
  15. The Fours - A nice sports bar in Norwell with great club sandwiches.
  16. Fox & Hound Wood Grill and Tavern - One of Quincy's most visited bars and taverns.
  17. Tuscany Tavern - Located in North Plymouth on 3A, very quaint, but very good Italian dishes.
  18. The Milepost Tavern Restaurant - Reasonable prices and a local's favorite in Duxbury.
  19. Red Lion Inn - Its own restaurant and tavern on site in Cohasset.
  20. Roobar - Located in Cordage Park, North Plymouth. Good seafood and pizza.
  21. Rustic Kitchen - New American cuisine in Hingham at Derby Street.
  22. Sabor - Upscale Spanish food, seafood, desserts and tapas in downtown Plymouth. 
  23. Union Brew House - Great pizza, bar food, and over 100 bottled beers in Weymouth.
  24. El Sarape - One of the South Shore's best Mexican restaurants, in the Landing, Braintree.
  25. Cancun - Run by a family with roots in San Diego, this is a great Mexican restaurant in Kingston.
  26. Persy's - Great breakfasts in several locations, including Plymouth and Kingston.
  27. Bella's Italian Restaurant - One of the South Shore's best known Italian restaurants, right off Route 3 in Rockland.
  28. Legal Sea Foods - A chain, yes, but it still has some of the best seafood consistently on the South Shore.
  29. Beijing House - Touted by many as the South Shore's best Chinese food restaurant.
  30. Burtons Grill - Contemporary American cuisine at the Derby Street Shoppes in Hingham.
  31. Summer Shack - A chain of seafood restaurants with one location at Derby Street Shoppes, Hingham.
  32. Burgers at Wild Willy's, Wahlburgers, Five Guys, or KKatie's.
  33. Blue Eyed Crab Grill and Raw Bar - You'll love this Caribbean influenced seafood on Plymouth waterfront.
  34. Patrizia's Italy Trattoria - Authentic Northern Italian cuisine right next to the Blue Eyed Crab.
  35. Sea Dog Brew Pub (Hull) - Waterfront dining with a view of the Boston Harbor Islands and city skyline!
  36. The Cheesecake Factory - At Braintree's South Shore Plaza, this place is always packed.
  37. Johnny Macaroni's - A little further away in E. Bridgewater, this has great sandwiches and reliably good food.
  38. Ecco Trattoria - Northern Italian dining on Route 18 in Weymouth.
  39. Solstice Restaurant - Fresh ingredients and an eclectic menu make this Kingston's most popular restaurant.
  40. Jake's Seafood Restaurant (Hull) - A gigantic menu of seafood to choose from, this is one of Hull's best restaurants to choose from.
  41. Satuit Tavern - On many top restaurants lists, this features seafood, pizza, and char-broiled goodness in Scituate.
  42. Orta Restaurant - Located on Route 53 in Pembroke (next to the 139 split) this Italian restaurant is a Pembroke favorite.
  43. Cafe Strega - Great Yelp reviews for this Plymouth Center Italian restaurant.
  44. Mama Mia's (Carver) - While all locations are good, this one seems to be better. 
  45. Bertucci's - Locations in Plymouth, Braintree, and Hingham. The Plymouth location is the quietest.
  46. New Tokyo Japanese Restaurant - Hibachi and Japanese food off of Long Pond Road, Plymouth.
  47. Siam Cuisine - There aren't many Thai restaurants on the South Shore, so if you're going to give one a try, this could be it! Great reviews.
  48. Haddad's Ocean Cafe - Located in Brant Rock, an impressive new building overlooking the coast with fresh seafood.
  49. Tennessee's Real BBQ - One of the few Southern cooking restaurants. Located in Braintree near Shaws.
  50. Square Cafe American Bistro (Hingham) - "Modern American with French Asian influence" cuisine in Hingham Square.

Monday, April 28, 2014

May may may

Hello Spring, where are you? Spring has sprung my balls!! Rain and rain, cold and cold, and blah blah blah.

This is what i learned this weekend:
1.We need more Sean Riccio in all our lives.
2. Calnan, the champion of civil rights, is on his way to LA to boycott the Clippers.
3. Life is all about mistakes: how many you make, how many you avoid and how you deal with them.
4. How many people are going broke from these $30 scratchies?
5. This is my fancy bartender/wedding look (I clean up well):

6. People are raging about Wegmans opening on Rt 9. Get there people. The place is the fucking shit!
7. Grass seed is not cheap. Not cheap at all.
8. Congrats to Mark and Cathleen on their wedding. Hope those 2 kids are having fun in Jamaica.
9. The past few days I have just felt out of it. Like my head is in the clouds. I hope that I am not getting sick.
10. After some confusion over the "artwork" for the MPC shirts, the shirts have been ordered.
11. Oh looky looky, the Bruins are in the second round of the playoffs and everyones hopping back on the band wagon. Bunch of fair weather fucks.
12. The buffalo chicken bowl at the Baseball Tavern is awesome. Chopped up buffalo chicken over french fries covered in blue cheese.
13. Never ever a bad meal at the original Pizzeria Regina.
14. Is there anything worse than heart burn?
15. Jebby tells me 2 bananas a day will cure all your stomach issues and pooping issues.
16. Little kids love to party at weddings.
17. Does anyone know a landscaper? TK is looking for one.
18. Holy shit trees are expensive.

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

I got nothing

After smashing my fingers in a door jamb yesterday it is pretty difficult to type but I a, going to do my best.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I mean who doesn't like fudge?
2. Does anyone know why both my hammys hurt today?
3. I saw Chrissy eat $20 worth of Popeyes chicken in under 5 minutes.
4. Dear Red Sox I see what you are doing with the beer lines. By making them so long that people don't want to wait in them. Oh yeah the price increase sure didn't help.
5. Its always good to see Danny out.
6. I know it is Easter and all but when did it become mini Xmas? I know I say it all the time but what the fuck.
7. Cape Cod Beer now comes in cans. If you are down the cape pick me up some.
8. Baseball Tavern still has the cheapest beers around at $4.75.
9. The lines to get in to the bars were ridiculous yesterday. I mean $20 each to cut and get in ridiculous.
10. Are there any new games out there? Word with friends still rules but I am looking for something new.
11. Bacon wrapped beef tenderloin is the shit!
12. As an adult, what hurts more an ear ache or a tooth ache?
13. I don't care if you run it in 2 hours and 8 minutes or 8 hours and 2 minutes. Running 26.2 miles is quite an accomplishment.
14. Does anyone still get milk delivered to their house? 
15. Nothing quite like a dance off at a packed bar.
16. Chrissy told me that If I ever ran the marathon he would not be there when I crossed the finish line. What an asshole.

That is all for now.

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Harpoon and Fenway

Friends of Harpoon

Back by popular demand, we are offering Friend of Harpoon Nights at Fenway this spring! Join us on April 29th for an exclusive Friend of Harpoon evening at the brewery and our favorite ballpark.

We’ll start at the Harpoon Beer Hall for a pint and pretzel then we’ll hop on an Old Town Trolley and make our way to Fenway for the 7:10 PM start of the Red Sox vs. Rays. Friends of Harpoon will have group seating in the Outfield Bleachers for the game.

Tickets are first come, first served and are $50.

Your ticket includes:
  • One Pint of Harpoon beer at the Beer Hall
  • One handmade Harpoon Brewery Pretzel
  • Transportation from Harpoon Brewery to Fenway Park via Old Town Trolley
  • One Outfield Bleacher Ticket to Boston vs. Tampa Bay

Schedule of Events:
  • Arrive at Harpoon between 4:30-5:00 PM
  • Enjoy a pint and pretzel between 4:30-6:00 PM
  • Depart on trolleys no later than 6:15 PM
  • Grab a beer and watch the game starting at 7:10 PM
There are a limited amount of tickets for this event so please plan accordingly. You may purchase a maximum of two tickets per person.

Tickets will go on sale April 17th at 11 AM EST. To purchase, please visit:

Enter Password: FenwayNight429

We will be hosting a series of these events throughout the season. So, if you can’t make this game, please join for another later in the year. Check out the full schedule.

And did you know you can now buy Harpoon IPA and Harpoon Summer Beer in cans at Fenway? We look forward to taking you out to the ballgame!

Your Friends at Harpoon

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Taco Bell breakfast review

From Christian Daniel MacPhail (I edited for punctuation as it came through a text):

I haven't had any fast food besides Wendy's in a very long time.
If Taco Bell came out with the new menu for breakfast I had to give it a shot.

Here is my Taco Bell breakfast review:
1. The breakfast burrito was tasty but just a generic burrito like anyone else has, nothing special to it in fact it was actually over priced at a $1.99
2. The a.m. Crunchwrap was very good nice crunchy hash brown in the middle with the eggs and sausage pressed together and toasted in their little panini machine. My only complaint is that it was a lot smaller then I was expecting. (The Crunchwrap if you can look at the picture was only about a third of the size of that wrapper; at first I was all excited then when I open it up I was like "Damn" in my Ron Simmons voice.)
3. The waffle taco was pretty damn good. I love mixing all my food together so the fact that they put eggs, bacon, and cheese in a waffle then cover it with syrup was DYNOMITE.

It was a overall a very tasty good breakfast ,nothing I would go out of my way for but if I'm in the area I would stop in

Tax day

April 15th will always be known as tax day but after what happened last year at the Boston Marathon the bombing is now thrown in the mix. Please, keep the victims in your hearts and prayers.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Mario has 1 extra ticket to the Red Sox marathon Monday game if anyones interested.
2. Who hits on 17? Apparently Michael Brown does.
3. I really am the worst golfer ever.
4. The new Captain America movie was great.
5. The 7th Annual Mustache pub crawl is less than 2 months away.
6. It is hockey playoff time, now all the bandwagoneers come out. Lets see who starts their playoff beards.
7. There isn't many strip clubs still operating in Providence.
8. Galaxy S5 or the HTC one (M8)?
9. Welchies new bff, Q, loves Coronas, strip clubs, midgets and big booty hos. Sounds a whole lot like a black Chrissy.
10. Watch out world, the Chiefdude, is rocking out to the H.I.I.T workout. #beastmodeon #looklikebane #fitfam
11. The straight off the boat Irish don't seem to like gambling or strip clubs much.
12. Supah Ps beard is epic. He has not cut it in 20 months.
13. Does anyone know a mason? My front steps are in pretty bad shape.
14. You didn't hear this from me but Mario isn't making the mustache pub crawl this year.
15. Mike Foley gets on the party bus and the kid parties like it is his last night out ever.
16. Mikey Layden is MIA. Kid wont return calls or nothing.
17. Jeffrey told me the older I get the grumpier I get. I think he may be right. The older I become the less tolerant I am of dumb people.
18. I never want to admit it but I am slowly becoming a grass guy. Since my dogs have ruined my back yard I try to make sure the front of the house is looking good.
19. What feels better a good back scratch or a good stretch?
20. If Twin Rivers wants to stay open they are going to have to start giving out free drinks or at least make them $1.

Sorry, I didn't have time to post this list yesterday. The 1st hot day of the year is always busy and when we earn our money.

I hope that you all have a nice safe Easter. I can not wait to eat a pound of bacon.

Monday, April 7, 2014

Where is the nice weather?

God damn it when is the nice weather coming? I am not asking for 80's and shit, maybe just a 65 degree day, T shirts and jeans.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Red Sox fans are crazy. They are already bitching about losing, its a week into the season people.
2. If you have never been, do yourself a favor and go to Providence Prime.
3. I think the Oreo eat off will be around July 4th. What better time than Americas birthday.
4. Pretty sure the MPC shirts are going to be red and yellow.
5. The WWE network is worth owning.
6. Is there anything worse than  getting the wrong breakfast item from Dunkin Donuts? You get home and open the bag looking for an onion bagel and you end up with a chocolate donut.
7. Buffalo chicken rangoons are the shit.
8. Who doesn't love drunk voicemails from your friends?
9.. I can not be the only person who loves the Godzilla Snickers commercial.
10. Bleacher Bar relax with your no photo's signs. We get it.
11. Smiddy told me to tell Rio to grow up and stop chasing his hockey dream.
12. Jeffrey is looking to get rid of his 2006 Jeep Liberty.
13. Always have an exit strategy or plan.
14. Is weed legal in Canada?

Get your livers ready, Welchies bachelor party is Saturday

Monday, March 31, 2014


shower bring May flowers.

With all this rain we have had the past 3 days the grass and flowers should be in full bloom in a week.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. How am I just finding out about the show Those Who Kill?
2. Some days it feels like your life is in quicksand.
3. Looks like Wedding season is kicking off.
4. This April may be the busiest month I have had in a while.
5. Jeffrey is not as excited as he should be about Wrestlemania being Sunday night.
6. Has anyone seen TK at a Bruins game this year? Mr 10 pack?
7. Speaking of Bs games - how is a Flyers game more valuable than a 1st round playoff game?
8. Rio is hotter than a hooker with gonorrhea with the scratchies. Another $500 banger this past week.
9. Why dont they make any more games like Life Force, 1942  or Contra? Scrolling 3rd person games.
10. This rain makes everyones mood dreary.
11. Does anyone have any idea when the Galaxy S5 comes out?
12. Can you really beat a $12 hair cut at Ginos?
13. Bitches are conniving.
14. Who else's father would sell their sons car, as part of a trade in for their new car?
15. How are people getting shot on Rt 3? During a funeral procession? That's movie type shit.
16. Dunkin Donuts are you serious with this Peeps donut and the strawberry cheesecake muffin?
17. I don't mind paying good money for good food.
18. Pandora is either hit or miss. Some days it rocks other days its all garbage.
19. Jeffrey gets all his coffee at Cumbies now, maybe because his man crush Scott Zolak does the same.
20. Help plan a bachelor party is more than annoying.
21. The Tofuri's condo is on the market.
22. Home made pizza is good when you work out all the kinks.

That is all for now.
Wish me luck in my Red Sox opening day ticket swap.

Till next week.

Monday, March 24, 2014

Where is Spring at?

Everyone was all excited that Spring was sprung. Well where is it motherfuckers?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. This explains why Chrissy never has a cold, masturbation clears nasal congestion.
2. Congrats to Paddy Calnan and his lady on their engagement. Slainte!
3. Have you ever seen CVG and Dan Akroyd in the same place at the same time? Didn't think so.
4. Jeffrey has a weird love for Coops.
5. Michael Layden is always fun to grab beers with.
6. For some reason Chrissy doesn't want to talk about his fantasy baseball team.
7. I don't get the love for Trader Joe's. Place kinda blows.
8. Soy milk, Almond milk, rice milk or coconut milk? What do you prefer?
9. Of course the one year I get back into the NCAA tournament its the most fucked up in years.
10. Why the fuck is my battery on my cell phone lasting 3-4 hours tops.
11. I had no idea that vintage marbles were worth so much fucking money.
12. I had some cod and didn't hate it this weekend. Maybe I can only eat fish out at restaurants.
13. You would think 2 days off from work would let you recharge your batteries. NO!
14. Everything is better with lists.