Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Memorial Day weekend

It looks like Memorial Day weekend is fast approaching. Cookouts, sunshine, day drinking and beach days are here people.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The 9th Annual Mustache Pub crawl was a success. We raised $1000 for Dana Farber. Thank you all for supporting the cause.


2. There were 3 stars at the pub crawl - Little Jay, Grillo and TK.
3. Speaking of TK, rumor has it that he is retiring from the pub crawl game even thought everyone said how much fun they had with him. File that under things that make you go hmmmm.
4. Chrissy was up for 56.25 straight hours. Sleep be damned.
5. Strep throat is a mother of fuckers!
6. When you have crazy vivid dreams and wake up totally confused and bummed out that it was just a dream, yeah that sucks.
7. Grillo is in the initial process of screen play writing with Jeffrey and Bunker.
8. Oh I also heard that Grillo thought Bunker was Uber and wanted to be driven all over the South shore.
9. Anything better than winning blind Keno?
10. I would say the reception to the crawl in Quincy was positive (Except maybe the lady at S6).
11. Ronin has half of his rear hind leg area shaved due to a cut. Poor guy is not happy and I may have to put a cone of shame on him.
12. I do not know if you check the top right of this blog but the 10th Annual Mustache Pub crawl is Saturday May 20th, 2017. I hope this gives everyone plenty of time to plan. I have always said my goal was to make it 10 years. God knows I have thought about stopping every year after the 5th year but we kept plugging along. So as of right now, the 10th year will be my last year. Maybe someone will pick up the mantle and run with it? Maybe we start new with a different theme - Hawaiian shirts? Beards? 80's or 90's?  Pirate?
13. I don't know if I got more questions of Wheres Calnan, Wheres Jason Foley or Where is John Wallace? Mustache Pub crawl staples.
14. What the fuck is going on over at WWE? Just a flood of talent being released and the story lines are getting shitty.
15. Fat shaming is climbing up the bullying list - it is probably top 3 now.
16. Hey Flutie, saw your nephew got a DUI, is that why you don't support pub crawls and drinking?
17. Is there a bigger flopper/baby in the NBA than Lebron?
18. I don't know what is a bigger pipe dream for local fans - Kevin Durant to the Celtics or Steven Stamkos to the Bruins.
19. Petty people are insane people.
20. Chrissy is putting together a little bar hopping day drinking escapade soon. Hes calling it a sick out. Strap your boots on because its gonna be a shit show.


Thanks again to everyone for supporting the crawl.

Monday, May 16, 2016

May May May

Its May 16th and I legit have no idea what the weather is going to be like. Saturday was 80 today its 42, yesterday felt like Fall. I mean come on Mother nature make up your mind.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Art's Sunset Bay (the old Seadog), in Hull, has some pretty good food.
2. Jeffrey doesn't bounce back like he used to.
3. Are people nervous about the Madden curse and Gronk?
4. Cangrats to Phelpsy for being cancer free and being back to work this week.
5. John Brewer is bar tending over at Lulu's in Alston.
6.  Every year it seems like I am cleaning up and out my garage.
7. What you know about putting down a patio?
8. I think Sean "Supah P" Meehan is ducking me!
9. Mike Foley is too cool for a pub crawl, even in Quincy.
10. Who do you think will show up first on Saturday - Danny Cooney or Bill Smiddy?
11. Wendys is putting in self service kiosk to take orders.
12. A large iced coffee at Dunkin Donuts is over $3 now, how much will it cost when minimum wage is $15?
13. Speaking of Dunkin Donuts when did the drive thru become more of a priority than actual customers standing in line?
14. I have been trying to figure out the best way to make ribs. Anyone have any suggestions?
15. Sunday drivers are a real thing. Fucking people without a care in the world just driving around like zombies.
16. Shopping for sneakers is such a pain in the ass.
 17. Jason Foley (no relation to Mike who refuses pub crawls) is looking for a new plumbing job if anyone knows of any.
18. Are you Home Depot or Lowes?

Hope to see you all on Saturday at the crawl!



The 9th Annual Mustache Pub crawl

Saturday May 21 starting at 1:00. We are switching it up this year and heading to Quincy. The shirts are $20 as always all the proceeds will be donated to Dana Farber.

1st ride Cagney 1:00-2:30
2nd ride Sully's 2:30-3:45
3rd ride Acapulco's 3:45-5:00
4th ride The Iron Furnace 5:00-6:15
5th ride The Half door 6:15-7:30
6th ride Fuji 1546 7:30-8:45
7th ride S6/Paddy Barry's 8:45-10:00
8th ride Kelly's Cellar 10:00 -close

We will have fake staches  for the ladies and the gentlemen who can't grow em.

Please forward this to anyone who may want to come out.



Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Patriot Way Kool Aid: Little Dannys deal




First off all everyone needs to understand I like the Patriots, I do. Watch every game. However, I'm not a blind fan boy who subscribes to in "Bill We Trust". I'm critical of the team as every fan should be of any team. With "Pats Nation" basically at dictator status and questioning nothing at one end and Eagles fans questioning everything and calling for executions daily of coaches and players.

but this Amendola deal is the WORST. No not financially because the deal is team friendly. But because he took a "hometown discount". Which has somehow morphed into the gospel around here. Like it's an honor to play for the Pats. Ya statistically you stand a better chance of winning a championship then most but, those chances dwindle everyday as the NFL Free Agent Market becomes rougher and rougher. Yet the Patriots stick to this hometown discount mantra like the bible.

and let me cut you off right there, Ya Brady does it. However, those restructurings are almost as always incredibly in his favor (hes also far richer then the common player)


So whats going to happen when either Hightower or Collins walks because "they wouldn't take a discount". Ill tell you exactly what the Pats call up the media and smear em like they always do (sans wilfork)

Look todays NFL Player is far different from even 5 years ago. Their kids who basically grew up ranked by Rivals and got huge press in College. Eventually, these kids get to a place where all they care about is money. And how can we blame them when most grew up poor as well?  Cars, Champagne and Exotic Cats cant be bought in rings. There's no more Brown and Bruschi's left in the league eventually the hometown discount has to go or were getting real non competitive real fast.


(also I should note a certain J Phelps no that's too obvious! A certain Justin P likes to step out of line with the comments on here. He does his phone number goes out to the Internetz)

PS I keep trying  to write a weekly piece about the comings and goings of a certain William J Smiddy. However, word is hes gone dark. If your reading this Smiddy let someone know your Ok :)

Monday, May 9, 2016

Less than 2 weeks away

The pub crawl is approaching fast, only 12 days away. If anyone wants to buy a shirt beofre the day of the crawl or if anyone wants to buy a shirt to support cancer research let me know and we can meet up.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Slow Sundays suck.
2. Captain America Civil war was good but not as good as the Winter Soldier.
3. Cucumbers are a fruit.
4. O.A.R. will be coming to Boston in August, anyone interested in going?
5. Pastrami pickles, pickle spears wrapped in pastrami then battered and deep fried, sound way better than they actually taste.
6. I am glad this rain stopped, I mean my back yard looks like a jungle.
7. I hope Rio made it back from New Orleans alright. Kid must of lost his phone because I haven't heard from him in days.
8. What is your go to snack (besides pop corn) at the movies? I usually go with Reeces pieces.
9. Anyone know any cheap painters? I know a guy looking to have some shit painted.
10. Its common to order a large pizza and a back up large steak and cheese sub, right? I mean that's what my co-worker did. Told me that he can't risk it!
11. I am hearing micro fracture surgery for the angriest blogger I know.
12. It is never a quick lunch when meeting Chrissy.
13. Ordering beers based on the look of the tap handle is not the best idea.
14. Drinking anxiety is a real thing. I mean I just get black out drunk and hope for the best but hey thats not everyone.
15. Hangover free Sundays...try it!
16. I am not a fan of maple flavored bacon.
17. Calnan believes that breakfast is not an essential meal for the day and it was made up by cereal companies.
18. Has anyone heard from Jason Foley??

Monday, May 2, 2016

May day

May is here mother fuckers. This year is flying. The Mustache Pub Crawl is only 19 days away, who needs a shirt. WHAT THE FUCK!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. 16C in Quincy center(the old Granite rail) is pretty good. A little expensive but the Quiet man steak tips are legit.
2. Wuburger is now open in Cambridge.
3. Jeffrey does not care for April baseball.
4. The Mill Store down the cape is apparently where you go for some flower window boxes.
5. When did Windy City hot dogs move to Norwell?
6. Who knew that old people are offended by dry humping the air in a packed bar?
7. We have all fallen asleep while waiting to go out and meet someone, right?
8. Look like Calnan is on the mend again. Kids rocking a boot.
9. Sad to see the Celtics at least not make it to a game 7.
10. I will never ever go to another 4 year olds soccer game again. Maybe ill try back in 4 more years.
11. What age do you stop doing shots? Asking for a friend.
12. If you make it down the cape, I would recommend you hit up JDs Burger Company, in Sandwich.
13. I stopped watching Game of Thrones after 3 episodes last year, should I get back into it?
14. Don't forget that Mothers day is Sunday. Get your loved ones something special this year.

Gotta run and grab some breakfast.

Monday, April 25, 2016

one of these guys isnt a cheater........


This week sucked the world is now Prince-less, Mario almost died and Brady got suspended.

but lets really look at this, was the investigation a sham? check
Is Goddell probably way out of control? check
Was this probably some type of payback? check

DID THE PLAYERS ASSOCIATION SIGN A CONTRACT GVING GODDELL THIS POWER? CHECK

Please everyone stop, no this isn't some huge injustice? no its not a national tragedy like the passing of our beloved Prince, its just the NFLPA trying to cover their asses after making a moronic decision they knew soon enough would backfire and guess what it did. Oh and shockingly he went after the best player in the league. Guess what your granted discipline superpowers are you going to wastet it on some nobody like Ray Rice? No your going to light up the best guy in the room.

Everyone just stop. The NFLPA gave Goddell this power, yet they escape blame in all this.

Id also like to point you morons didn't even blink at Kraft conceding to give up a 1st round pick. Doesn't matter Brady was 199. And closer its gotten to the draft everyone decided to start complaining. Instead of focusing on Goddell incesistently how bout some blame goes to the NFLPA and Kraft.

PS RIP Prince One Love

PPS HaHaHa Deegan the Eagles are a disaster and no Chip to blame

RIP Prince

One day it is 75 the next 39 gotta love New England.


This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Apparently everyone was a Prince fan?
2. The Paragon Grill has a bomb ass make your own burger set up.
3. I made a cold box/green house for growing hot peppers. Lets hope it works.
4. How does $3 a square foot sound for asphalt driveway?
5. Mustache Pub crawl t shirts are coming in today. If anyone wants one let me know. They are still $20.00 and all the proceeds go to Dana Farber for cancer research.
6. I can not grow grass to save my life.
7. Pretty sure Ronin ran through a hive of ticks.  He had more than 30 on him.
8. I had no idea that Sinead O'connors song Nothing Compares to you was a remake of a Prince song and now I feel foolish.
9. Wait people still make hamburger helper?
10. I can not wait for the day that I don't have to pay a mortgage. That day will be the party of parties.
11. TK would like to make a T shirt that says "Men drink them. Boys count them". Anyone want one of these presale beauties?
12. Have you caught anything on Jeffries new 65 inch TV?
13. Everyone is all of a sudden Celtics fans?
14. Speaking of Celtics anyone up for a trip to Atlanta for game 5 or if it goes to a game 7?
15. Mario is looking for the new painted Woodford Reserve Kentucky Derby bottle if anyone sees it.
16. How are people feeling about Larry Lucchino being inducted into the Red Sox hall of fame?
17.  The Macphails new grass and walk ways will be finished today.
18. Thank God Rio is alright. His brake line snapped on his work dump truck and he almost bought the farm.

Till next week.

Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Tax day

Today is tax day! Because of holidays in DC last Friday and then here yesterday everyone got a few extra days to file.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Burger Dive in Somerville BURGER BLOWS! Never waste your money there.
2. Marathon Monday Sox game was a success.
3. Putting water in your hand and running it through your hair, after you take a piss, is not washing your hands. Filthy animals.
4. The MacPhails are getting new grass and walk ways. Their house is gonna look like a new place!.
5. The Chipman family pigroast is June 25th. Can not wait.
6. Who doesn't like a good flea market?
7. Seems like more people go to Sox games to socialize more than actually watch the game.
8. Joe Martell had duck sauce for the first time in his life on Saturday night. Bro do you live under a rock?
9. If you are looking for some American Idol type Karaoke head over to Cathay Center some Friday or Saturday night.
10. Jeffrey had his first Brueggers bagel and he fell in love.
11. I hope everyone is getting their baby sitters lined up for the Mustache pub crawl.
12. One week I get a wind burn the next week a sun burn. Can't win for trying.
13. Popeyes chicken or KFC? Where do you stand?
14. I am looking for an asphalt guy. I need my driveway done. Do you know anyone?

Thanks gotta run.
LETS GO CELTICS!

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Opening day

Yeah yeah yeah I know that yesterday was Monday and I didn't post but come on guys, you know I was at the Red Sox opener. Give me some slack.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I am not a fan of the food at Barretts.
2. TK is like a mini mayor of Bridgewater.
3. Never go for lunch with Jeffrey because you may end up at Twin Rivers.
4. Spare ribs or baby back ribs? What do you prefer?
5. I broke down and bought a new Webber grill. Hopefully it will be here tomorrow.
6. Pony ghosts are real.
7. What do you do when you offer free food to a homeless person and they accept before you even finish offering?
8. Chrissy and Ali are looking for a grass guy for the front of their house. You know anyone?
9. There is no way the Bruins keep Claude, right?
10. Twice this past week my phone has rebooted and defaulted to factory settings. What the fuck.
11. Do not try the Camp Wannamango Harpoon brew. Its nasty as shit.
12. Panera  is pretty good but I don't think it is what you should have for lunch if you are going to be drinking all day.
13. KKaties is coming to Quincy Center and I can not be more excited.
14. Has anyone seen Mike Foley since he has been back? Its like he came back and disappeared.
15. The shirts for the Mustache Pub Crawl are ordered so they should be in a few weeks. Don't forget May 21st in Quincy.
16.  Thank god I have that snow blower, since It never came out this winter.

Gotta run...

Wednesday, April 6, 2016

Wednesday ramblings

A quick 6 pack of things that you learn on a random Tuesday night in Bridgewater:

1. It was Christian Daniel Macphail who took down the inferno burger Challenge and not Christopher Leaden. No way in fucking hell I get past the 1st bite.

2. Who the fuck lives in Halifax? That's a real place?
3. I'm calling bullshit on the bar skipping over Jermaine Duprees Welcome to Atlanta remix then shutting the juke box down with my $10.00 still inside. BULL-FUCKING-SHIT!
4. Totally normal for a co-worker to tell you he would love to bang your sister in law, right? Or your friends sister - sight unseen?
5. Apparently, TK is too young to be Chrissys dad. Chrissy, on the other hand looks 34...while I appear to be 45ish. What kind of bizarro shit goes on down here?
6. Iggles is alive and looking well. Think he's getting his fitness on.

Monday, April 4, 2016

HAPPY OPE...... Nevermind its too cold.

Look can we just stop this charade. Oh its opening day, baseball is back. Please can we just stop. They just canceled a game because its cold. Think about that. Because it's cold. And best part is Sox Nation is fine with it. MLBs fine with it. You know whose also very fine is the guys above. Ya know why? They'll gladly rob you blind at the "real opening day" or the other "opening day" on Patriots Day or while we're at it, how about we start making the first home game in June a thing. Like the opening day to the "real season" in baseball.

Baseball is awesome basically admits irrelevancy, crucifies people for speaking out against its irrelevancy and goes cancelling games because it's cold. And well because it's an irrelevant game. Anyway least there's two other opening days to rob you blind (that aren't in poor bleak cities)

also shout out to Smid on the engagement.

Opening day

The Sox kick off the season today in Cleveland. The coldest baseball game I have ever been to was in Cleveland a few years back, that's saying something. Colder than October playoffs. It was 23 degrees and the wind coming off the lake was fucking frosty.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Bill Smiddy moved in with some broad in Braintree, so I am told.
2.Chrissy loves himself home made sausages.
3. Wrestlemania was a success.
4. Joe Martell is on a bender, like 3 weeks running.
5. Are the Bruins officially done?
6. I know what you are thinking "Did that Inferno Burger Challenge go down this weekend?", no it did not. Leaden bailed, sad day in whoville.
7. Snow in April because why not?
8. Still no one has tried the angriest whopper?
9.Who does shots of red death? Like really who does that? I am 38 not 21!
10. Chrissy will never get another dog.
11. Why do people feel like they can be rude and talk to people in a degrading manner yet expect people to help them.
12. Man margaritas would of been awfully nice this past weekend.
13. I hope that its not 25 degrees next Monday for the Sox home opener.
14. Nothing better than when someone owes you money, you forget and they pay you. Its like found cash!
15. I watched the whole season of the Ranch on Netflix. It was kind of funny (don't judge me).
16. Who ever decided no 30 packs are not enough let cram 6 more in there for a 36 pack deserves some sort of award.
17. How did I just find out about siracha mustard. Everyone knows I love mustard and hate mayo.
18. Do you think Hong Kong Dave(Or is he Apple Genius Dave) will stay in Baltimore or move back to Mass before the end of the summer?


Monday, March 28, 2016

Baseball starts next week

Doesn't the baseball season get everyone in a good mood?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I liked Batman vs Superman, thought everything was good.
2. The 9th Annual Mustache Pub Crawl is Saturday, May 21st and it is moving to Quincy. If you don't want to come, you can still buy a shirt.
3. Some days you just want a plain burger. No frills, no thrills just a nice cooked burger.
4. Everyone has a day where they get up and do a few things but go back to bed till noon, right?
5. What about the Frozen Four games, have you been catching up on those?
6. When did Easter become a mini Christmas? When GOD DAMN IT!
7. Caught the last show of Jesse and the Rippers on Saturday night, rumor has it that they are in the process of rebranding.
8. Jeffrey is looking for an old school Nintendo, super Nintendo or Nintendo 64 if you have any leads.
9. Do people still give out fake numbers at bars? You bet your ass they do!
10. CVG is beefing with Chrissy. This is almost Sharks vs Jets beef.
11. Anyone interested in doing a 5K? Cape Cod beer is hosting one.
12. How many days in a row could you eat pizza?
13. Guess TK and his boys chickened out on this burger challenge, anyone else up to try it?
14. Wrestlemania is Sunday you know what that means...Chrissy and Folan bets all night long.
15. Who doesn't love ham?
16. I had some Aunt Sally beer from Launitas this weekend. It was a very summery citrus type of brew. I dont think I could kill 12 of them but a sixer to start the night off - hell to the yes!
17. Edibles are the rage, huh? Nobody just smokes the sticky icky anymore?
18. Could you drink a whole bottle of A1 sauce for $10??

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Spring is here?

Who doesn't like a snow day on the first days of spring? I mean, I know all those schools that got cancelled yesterday and now have an extra day to go at the end of the year are going to love it.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. You take a few days off from working and its like the end of the world.
2. Chrissy is doing well with his surgery.
3. The Scituate St. Pattys day parade was a blast.
4. Wind burn on your face is real and it sucks ass.
5. Daredevil season 2 is pretty good but it may be better to call it Punisher season 1. After all the shitty Punisher movies over the years it is great to see him finally played the way he should of always been played.
6. Sad day, when Draft kings and Fan Duel cease to operate in NY.
7. Dan Madden is alive and killing the daddy game.
8. Drinking for 14 hours in Chrissy man cave is a lot.
9. Calnan is officially back to work and seems happier than Charlie Sheen with a couple of hookers and an eight ball.
10. Congrats to Mario winning the championship in his hockey league.
11. Some times you need a couch day to recharge your batteries.
12. If you are in the Pembroke area on Saturday, Chrissy is having a cookout and his annual baseball draft. Stop by and have a few laughs. The weather looks great. - CHANGE OF PLANS GO FUCK YOURSELF THE PARTY IS AT AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION WITH STRIPPERS AND LOBSTERS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE!
13. I love the tournament and all the upsets.
14. Steak and cheese sausages should be more of a main stream thing. Things are legit as fuck!
15. Hope you have all your gardening stuff planned out.
16. What is better than getting a snow blower and never using it?
17. Moscow Mules are my new favorite drink.
18. Who knew beers at the Dunkin Donuts center were more expensive than the Boston garden.

Monday, March 14, 2016

Luck of the Irish

This whole spring forward has got me twisted. Up at 5:30, which is really 4:30 but did I go to bed at 10 or 11?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Joe Martell is back and working.
2.Who knew there was such a huge MS pub crawl in Quincy every year?
3. Can you really beat $3.00 22 oz Coors lights?
4. I got all my contacts back in my phone, so I feel like I have already won Monday.
5. Chrissy is getting snipped on Thursday so anyone who wants to stop by his house Friday for some drinking just hit him up.
6. I bumped into Dan Madden and a bunch of people from Weymouth on Saturday, Dan is doing well.
7. Calnan was rehabbing his ankle and now he isn't; he was due back to work and now he doesn't know. I do know one thing though he has a girl and seems to be happy.
8. You know spring is coming when people start mowing lawns and buying lawn furniture.
9. Is there any movie that Steve Sweeney wont do? He pops up in any Boston movie.
10. I know that snap backs are all the rage right now but where do velcro backs fall?
11. The Scituate St Pattys day parade is Sunday, man I love me a tank!
12. It is national Pi day. I could fuck up some pie right now.

Till next week.

Monday, March 7, 2016

Is March

In like a Lion out like a Lamb? Can you believe that spring is only 13 days away? Rumor has it Wednesday it may hit 70 degrees.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Tom Kelly is officially on the wagon. The over/under on days he stays on it is currently 21 days.
2. Smiddy is alive, as verified by Joe Martell, and in love (I think this is the one).
3. Who knew Buffalo Wild Wings would be so packed for the UFC fights. The food is still not good.
4. To shave or not to shave that is the question.
5. Is there anything worse than your cell phone not taking a charge anymore?
6. Jeffrey and crew are back from Cancun, pretty sure he didn't Natalee Halloway his wife.
7. Lucky Brand jeans are pretty damn comfortable.
8. Connor Mcgregor's is good for the UFC but people were really upset by his loss and I can't understand why.
9. It is funny to hear everyone all of a sudden being an expert in politics.
10. Black, Copper or Green? That is my dilemma with getting a new Weber grill.
11. There is nothing worse than a lingering cold. Fucking thing just wont go away.
12. What is a better vacation spot - Portsmouth, NH or Portland, Maine?
13. Is there an age when getting a new tattoo is passe?
14. After a third test it has been confirmed that I currently do not have glaucoma. I know you pot heads are a little bit sad.
15. The ribs from the Texas road house are still good.
16. Would you be interested in eating a corned beef sausage?
17. Even though he is getting snipped on March 17th, Chrissy still wants to try for another one. But you didnt hear that from me.
18. We have all dropped a gallon of milk on the floor, right? What a fucking mess to clean up.
19. How  long do hard boiled eggs stay fresh for?
20. I was told the secret to golden brown grilled cheese is to spread the outside of the bread with mayonaise and not butter.

Monday, February 29, 2016

Leap Day

Happy Leap day!
Now if you were born on a leap year do you have a special birthday every 4 years? Do you pick Feb 28th or March 1st as a birthday? These are things I need to know.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People are loving Dorset hall but I wasn't impressed.
2. Who gives a shit about the Oscars?
3. I think Calnan comes back to work this week.
4. Serious question: shave my head or let it go?
5. Abby Park in Milton has some bomb ass food.
6. Which one of you bitches signed me up to get betting advice from 661-675-5785?
7. I pray that Jeffrey/Sarah/Rob/Katie don't bring the Zika virus back with them from Mexico.
8. Chrissy has been known to host an after party at 3:30 am!
9. It is time for a new phone. Should I go team Iphone or stick with Android?
10. Have you seen the prices that these 1st edition of Harry Potter books are fetching?
11. What do you do if you are a 32 year old single lady who can't find a man (because you may be too picky) but really want to be a mom? Start looking into adoption!
12. Why don't they make tighty whiteys more fun? Like they do with boxers and boxer briefs? Hell, underroos were the fucking shit when you were 8.
13. Have you ever been invited to meet up with Tom Kelly but he blows you off? Yeah, you just got TK'd! Happened to me Friday night.
14. Martell is currently unemployed if you have any jobs for him he is eager to make some cash.
15. Sometimes you just need a lazy weekend to do nothing.
16. Don't forget to vote tomorrow.
17. ...what? Why yes Mario lost his high school alumni game. The 1st time in 21 years.
18. There is nothing worse than people owing you money.
19. When do the clocks go ahead?
20. Anyone have any old Xbox 360 games kicking around? Jeffreys looking for some.
21. First of all how is Sandler still making movies and second of all how did Pixels ever get made? Probably the worst movie ever made.
22. Are the Bruins buyers or sellers this season?


Monday, February 22, 2016

Its go time

We are skipping all the bullshit this week and going right to things I learned:

1. Calnan is a crazy person magnet.
2. It is very scary, almost hitting a deer.
3. I saw Dead Pool for a second time, don't judge me.
4. People are dancing in the streets because of this insane weather.
5. Look what Rio got:

                                  (There is a rumor that TK cried while watching the ceremony)

6. The burgers at the Rivershed are bomb ass.
7. I tried to go to Dorsett Hall but I guess they don't open for lunch yet.
8. The Chiefdude is trying very hard to win power ball so he can quit his job.
9. Who knew that Calnan had a whole Eskimo family?
10. Sunday Funday with Chrissy and Jeffrey gets out of hand - Lunch and a movie turned into drinking at a chinese food joint all day.


I gotta jet ya know work and shit.
I know I didn't have time to do the whole list this week.


Thursday, February 18, 2016

Who needs money

I got this email today. I have no idea who would actually take one of these seriously but what the hell. Should I write back?



Hello, 

I wish you a very pleasant day. 

My name is Miss. Celine Karman; I am from Ivory Coast. I am 24 years single girl student. I am an orphan; I want to relocate to your country with my inherited funds worth of $3.5 million dollar which I inherited from my late father Mr. Fabrics Karman, who died of poisoned in 21 July 2015 which was suspected to be his junior brother that killed him so he can take over all his wealth. I decided to transfer this money out of this country for investment purpose and continuation of my education, I don't want to stay here in my country again because, am afraid of my uncle who is so wicked to me. So my dear this is my reason for contacting you so you can help me to transfer the money to your account so I can comes to your country to settle down and continue my education while you help me to invest the money. 

Please after the transfer I vow to give you 30% from the money for helping me out. 

I wait your urgent response. 

Miss. Celine Karman.  

marchevg@hotmail.fr

Monday, February 15, 2016

Dont talk bout mother nature

Mother nature is a fickle bitch. You mention one bad thing about her and she hits us with -9 degree Sunday mornings.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Not only is Calnan sober but he is back killing the dating game. Good for him. You can keep a good man down but not for long.
2. Has anyone heard from Jason Foley?
3. Chrissy killed the Uber game last year. What's an extra $20,000 between friends.
4. Do you know anyone who gets a discount on boilers? My uncles looking for a new one.
5. I can fuck up Korean BBQ like a champ.
6. I think the Yardhouse is kinda blah.
7. Why does shots always sound like a great idea?
8. Minus nine degrees causes pipes to freeze, just ask Mario.
9. I downloaded Venmo if anyone wants to send me cash money.
10. People who bitch about people drinking iced coffee in the winter. Why?? Is it any different than drinking a water or soda?
11. Dead Pool was the best movie I have seen in a long ass time. Had me laughing non stop.
12. Is Presidents day a holiday for you?
13. Mario is headed to Niagara this weekend to be inducted into his college hall of fame. Congrats!
14. Also heard Joey Martell's trying to throw together a trip to New Orleans for St. Pattys
15. I feel like such a fool never owning a square pan before this weekend.
16. Why would you ever eat movie popcorn without butter? Tastes like cardboard.

Gotta run and do some work.