Monday, January 11, 2021

Fuck that

 I hate fucking painting more than anything in the world - except maybe laundry.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Way more restaurants are closed, either permanently or in "hibernation", due to Covid than I realized.

2. Speaking of paint, matching paint sucks. 

3. This new Super wild card weekend was something.

4. Where do you stand on the Covid Vax? Pro, against or indifferent?

5. Joe and Karen have officially picked a dog and get to take him home on Feb 5th...Valentines came early.

https://youtu.be/6R3XKvU62GM

6. Think its time for a new phone.

7. Tv's mounted to the wall or nah?

8. Anyone see or hear from Chrissy? Kids been MIA since the start of the new year.

9. The average age of hospitalizations for Covid is 73 years old.

10. I have a sneaking suspicion that the NBA season is going to be put on hold with all these Covid positive cases.

11. Are the Sunday Scaries a real thing?

12. All is not lost for TK, rumor has it he has the leas on moving out of the Bridgewater projects.

13. Nothing crazier a feeling than waking up from a nap, full drool and not know what day of the week it is.

14. Strawberry short cake is a top 5 desert of all time.


Monday, January 4, 2021

new year new me!

 Ha, I always laugh when people are like new year new me. Nope same you, same old same and same bullshit.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. The new Wonder Woman was very blah.

2. I hope every New years eve is as low key as this previous one.

3. I have a sneaking suspicion bars are going to jack up everything on their menu when they can finally open back to capacity.

4. Also this whole 90 Minutes is for the birds.

5. Fantasy football is done, so i guess we move onto hockey?

6. Speaking of football - how would you grade the Cam experience here in New England.

7. Sometimes when nothing goes right all you can do is laugh it off.

8. I have heard nothing but mixed reviews on Cobra Kai.

9. So many people doing Sober January. Let me know when you guys have the balls to do it in June, July and August.

10. I have noticed the price of gas is creeping up.

11. After seeing people use the Occulus, pretty sure I am glad that I aint into that.

12. Bars going into Hibernation is infuriating.

13. Bakers 2 week roll back order is set to expire on Saturday...are we taking bets as to whether or not it gets an extension?

14. I would say that I am shocked the roll out of the vaccine isn't going smoothly. Between lack of staffing to give it and the lack of communication on where to get it to who is eligible and who is not.


Monday, December 28, 2020

Almost there

 This  year cannot end fast enough. We are almost at the finish line!


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. A plumber, I am not.

2. These new 25% restrictions on capacity for bars and restaurants is a slow and miserable death,

3. Just found out what a Jersey stranger is. You reach around the shower curtain with your non dominate hand when jerking off in the shower.

4. No matter what you give a child for Xmas they always want more.

5. Jeffrey is bummed out that he didn't get the Oculus.

6. Fucking serious with the price of fucking Pokemon cards?

7. Skimming a wall is for the fucking birds.

8. Ask Joey about his air fryer experience.

9. Speaking of Joey, him and Karen are getting a black Lab in February.

10. Letterkenny newest season is out, fucking shit ton of swears.

11. Nothing beats a really good steak.

12. Anyone check out Wonder Woman yet? I am hearing all types of mixed views.


Have a great rest of the year.




Monday, December 21, 2020

Merry Christmas

 Merry Christmas to all you fools out there. Happy Hanukkah or as Smokey Robinson says Happy Chanukah!


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Nothing good comes from shut offs not holding.

2. The Brunch at Liberty Tavern is fire.

3. Joey Martell is getting rid of the Grand Marquis. Sad times but at least he will have some space in his driveway.

4. I have never seen so many fans jump off a bandwagon as fast as the Patriots fans did after their elimination from the playoffs.

5. Do kids still go sledding? I mean I always loved that shit.

6. Is it just me or are people boozing at an alarming rate.

7. Surprisingly, ordering a fridge directly from Samsung proved to be the best option.

8. Do you think Leaden will be making cheesecakes for Christmas this year?

9. It was a valiant effort but it looks like my fantasy team is just mediocre at best.

10. "I'd have 8 beers" is a perfect retort when anyone asks if you want to grab some beers - 6 isn't enough and 12 is just lushville.

11. What is all this hoopla about hot pots? I mean I just got a fucking air fryer!

12. How many babies will now be born due to this pandemic? Another baby boom?


Monday, December 14, 2020

Winterfest

 Joe and Karen's first annual Winterfest was a hit -

Ugly sweaters, toys for tots, Friendsgiving and even had an appearance from Santa!


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Chrissy wears feety pajamas. A grown man in feety pajamas.

2. Season 2 of Harley Quinn is fucking hilarious, ask Chrissy.

3. Where has fried turkey been my whole life?

4. Fucking Disney with all the Star Wars and Marvel news, am I right?

5. people complaining about impending snow this week make me laugh. We fucking live in New England.

6. Dressing up as Santa made me look like drunk Dan Akroyd in Trading Places.

7. New hip hop channel on Sirius XM 42. Looks like Christmas came early.

8. Speaking of Christmas, I havent even started shopping yet.

9. Chrissy is killing the Uber game.

10. Coors light has been offering an $8.00 rebate for all cases and 30 packs since the middle of November and I am just finding out now.

11. Jeffrey scored an adult Trike and he has lofty plans to pimp it out.

12. Tennis elbow is a mother fucker.




Monday, December 7, 2020

Surprisingly

 I am really digging the Christmas music this year. Maybe I am just appreciating it more with this just being a really messed up year.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Tom Kelly dominates the wall paper removal game.

2. Anyone ever skim a wall to fix all the damage from wall paper?

3. That was a crazy storm this past weekend. CRAZY!

4. Looks like Joey Martell is back on the unemployment line.

5. Half priced wings and tenders at Cagney's on Wednesday nights.

6. Is there anything worse than someone answering a phone on speaker phone.

7. I mean why do they sell beers in anything less than a 30 pack? 

8. The original Pizzeria Regina cannot be beat.

9. I love breakfast for dinner. Its my jam.

10. Why do they keep messing with Twitter, I dont need to see Fleets. 


Monday, November 30, 2020

The countdown is on

 We are all looking forward to 2020 being over right? I mean Ill skip over 2021 too.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. I don't know if it is normal but many places were closed on black friday.

2.  The Mandalorian is 100000% better than any of the 3 new movies.

3. I hope that everyone had a great Thanksgiving.

4. Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, Cyber Monday - I mean where does it end? (Also can we spread this out)

5. On a scale of 1-10, do you think we will ever be back to normal?

6. How many of your favorite bars/restaurants have closed?

7. I heard that the Rivershed is opening a second location in Braintree.

8. Its sad that no one wants to play for the Celtics.

9. Red Sox season tickets are on sale soon. But not individual games.

10. It is mind boggling that the rules for teams in the NFL with Covid are not the same. Broncos all your QBs are out due to contract tracing and one guy having it, you guys still play and figure it out. Ravens yeah we will move your game twice because you guys have done this a second time. 

11. Some days your brain just doesn't fire on all cylinders.

12. Sometimes you just want ice cream.

Monday, November 23, 2020

Turkey day

 You guys know that Turkey day is my favorite holiday each year. Give me all the foods - turkey, mashed, carrots, pies, stuffing, cranberry sauce and whatever else I can fit on my plate.


In 2020, the year of Covid, I hope all your Thanksgivings are as best as they can be.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Listen to Chrissy when it comes to wall paper removal, the steamer is the key.

2. Red Faced Jacks just operates like there is no covid. Lawless bar scene.

3. Who knew that fences were so damn expensive.

4. Beef braciole take a whole lot of prep time.

5. How do we feel about venison? Yes or no to deer meat?

6. It appears that Erv has extended the time for donations till the end of November.

7. Happy 40th Bday to Steve Boyce. 

8. Ladies you have any widowed or divorced aunts looking for Tom Kelly? He is ready to hit the market, a few miles on him but he is a classic.

9. Leaden's new schedule is Sunday - Wednesday so if you are looking for a random day of the week guy to drink with call him or Martell(who most likely will be at a bar at 1pm anyways)

10. Lots of rumbling that at the least Boston will be shutting down for a few weeks.

11. The Harley Quinn cartoon is one of the funniest cartoons I have ever watched.

12. Speaking of watching, How am I just now watching Workaholics? That shit is a riot.

Have a great holiday week.



Monday, November 16, 2020

Shopping

I hate shopping. I hate lines. I hate online shopping just as much - trying to find deals and coupons or promo codes.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Removing wall paper blows.

2. Honestly, who gets a 6 inch sub from Subway?

3. Papa Ginos is underrated.

4. So when are we all meeting up at Grumpy Whites one last time?

5. Remember when people just used to have differing opinions and you could still be friends?

6. Nothing like messing up your covid test dates by 2 fucking weeks.

7.  The Mandalorian started off really slow but man its picking up.

8. Serious question, who is going to Jersey Mikes.

9. I love how they have an emergency phone meeting for the governors of the New England area and Bakers was like nah I am too busy.

10. Joe Martell banging out overnights at work, 14 hour days. Get that paper son.

11. When this vaccine is out for the masses, will you get it?

12. Met my new neighbor, Tony, this weekend. Man has that guy smoked a lot of weed in his day.


Monday, November 9, 2020

Only...

 There are only 52 days left in this year so lets celebrate that!


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Wait I thought it was flu season? I have not heard of one case of the flu yet...kinda weird.

2. Joey Martell said he heard the state will be going back into a lock down in 3 weeks, the Monday after Thanksgiving. No more gyms, no more eating out, no more anything. 

3. No matter who you voted for can we all agree that people should be coming closer to the middle and stop being so far Left or Right? Lets try to be nicer.

4. Leaden's looking for an apartment if you know of any.

5. I am so out of shape it is beyond ridiculous.

6. After 5-6 years of searching, placing several offers on places to only have them pull the house off the market, finally purchased a Cape house.

7. Baker has rolled back and issued a nightly curfew. Not really sure if Covid only comes out after 10 pm but hey whatever blows your hair back bro.

8. Sometimes you just need a weekend to recharge your batteries.

9. Marry, Fuck, Kill - Chinese food, Mexican food and Italian food.

10. My friend and all around great guy, Ervin, has started a go fund me for his home and relatives in Honduras.

"HONDURAS, Hurricane Relief Donations

 As many of you may know, The country of Honduras has been devastated with floods, mudslides, and destruction caused by Hurricane ETA. There’s been multiple casualties and tens of thousands of its residents have seen their homes destroyed and damaged and subsequently been displaced with no where to go and no food to to eat. Entire cities, Towns, and villages are under water.  A lot of the regions infrastructure has been decimated making it difficult for people to receive local aid. Means of communication have been severely impacted making it difficult for loved ones to check on each other.

In the next couple of weeks I will be conducting a canned food, shoes and  clothing drive in the Boston area to ship and try to provide some relief for these hurricane victims. Anything you can do to help would be greatly appreciated. I will be accepting Used and New Shoes/Clothes for men, women, children, and infants. Sheets/blankets. Canned foods. Baby formula, pampers. Cooking pots and pans.

 You can reach him at (857)212-2280 via text for donation pick up or delivery."

https://gf.me/u/y7rvzw if you can donate anything please help out.


Monday, November 2, 2020

Count down

 I can't be the only person counting down till 2021. I mean these last 59 days can't move by fast enough.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Are people still entitled to their own opinion? Or only if it fit with yours?

2. When the Covid vaccine comes out are you getting it?

3. Since there wasn't much in the way of trick or treating, I saw many people forced inside to host small parties...so wait for the numbers to spike the next 2 weeks.

4. Fuck daylight savings time. Id rather it be dark at 6 am than at 5 pm.

5. You motherfuckers love to post your Snap Chat memories from 3 years ago. no one really gave a fuck then and they sure as shit don't care now.

6. The 99 sucks, the food sucks, the heavy ass glasses the beers come in suck and since you cant sit at the bar that also sucks.

7. Its cranberry season and you know what that means - Chrissy is working 30 plus hours of overtime a week.

8. Being an adult and doing adult type things can be stressful.

9. 2020 + an election year = a complete waste of a year.

10. Remote starters are the tits. I love my steering wheel being warm when I get in during the winter.

11.  We all have that one friend who says yes to any plans but then when its time for those plans they are wishy washy or the ghost you.

12. I find more and more people are drinking more and more during Covid 19 season. Is that from boredom, lack of social interaction or they are just finding being drunk is the only way to go through 2020? The world may never know.

13. Guess when you don't cut your hair at all during this pandemic everyone has a remark.

14. Finally found the Bud Light Platinum seltzers.

15. Lasagna is a lot of work but man it hits harder when that's what you want.

16. It never ceases to amaze me at how fast money goes.



Monday, October 26, 2020

So confusing

This whole new covid life is just wild. Cities rolling back phases, schools cancelling in person learning for more remote things, up is down - down is up.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Even when you make it out to a bar, they are really breaking ya balls for standing up or not ordering food in a timely manner. 

2. Do you brush your teeth before you shower? After you shower? Or as some animal I know does IN the shower?

3.  I hate refinancing my house more than anything.

4. Kev Barry is alive and kicking.

5. How do you retire at 29-0? Good luck Khabib!

6. Gonna be a hell no for me when it comes to corn mazes.

7. Oh by the way Birthday candles are probably going the way of the dodo bird.

8. You mother fuckers weren't going to tell me that Bud Light came out with a remix of their seltzers? Now they have 8 flavors. Just when I was off the seltzer kick.

9. Sour beers are nasty as hell.

10. Kids are a lot of fucking work. God bless all you parents out there.

11. Thai food is trash, don't @ me.

12. Florian Hall is just another victim of the Covid. I assume the land is worth way more than the business at this point anyway.

13. Nothing quite like your niece ordering movies on Amazon. If anyone wants to watch Kajillionaire, i now own it.

14.  How come there aren't any good BBQ joints around here?


Monday, October 19, 2020

Blah

 Fall is usually my favorite of all the seasons. T shirts and jeans, shorts and sweat shirts, it's cold then warm and randomly down right summery. This year it just doesn't hit the same. 


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Old bags of concrete are a bitch to move.

2. I have 84 full size candy bars for any and all the kids that venture out in Halloween - 2 each.

3. When you ask your nephew what he wants for his birthday and he sends you a $300 electric scooter. Not a win.

4. Shishito peppers are like playing russian roulette with hot flavor.

5. Cornbread goes with everything.

6. People are calling 911 on their neighbors for having visitors to their own houses... what??

7. Supermarket sweep is back and I don't hate it.

8. You can't even go on a vacation to try and get away from all the bullshit.

9. When is Phase 4 again? I mean we are going on day 29764688 of not overwhelming health care facilities.

10. Do you use fresh garlic everytime or do you use the jarred garlic?


Monday, October 12, 2020

Whoa nelly

 Brisket takes a while to smoke. And by a while I mean like 18 hours.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Kids can be very polite when they want something.

2. Smoke your wings.

3. I guess Boyce has drunk rap battles 

4. Has anyone started planning a covid 19 anniversary party? I'm in!

5. Having a tree or 2 removed really opens up your yard.

6. Ha ha zoom Thanksgiving is gonna be a thing.

7. The NFL seems to be adapting to the Covid testings.

8. A comfy hoodie can never be over valued.

9. Martells trying to get a friendsgiving going this year. Saturday the 21st.

10. Who gets married in Costa Rica?

11. Some days you just gotta chill, relax and recharge your batteries.

12. Rumor has it TK is looking to buy a condo in May.

13. Seltzers Seltzers and more Seltzers. I'm tapping out of the selter market. Even though Barrel house just released a 9.2%.

14. Do we have a plan yet for bailing out the restaurant business?



Monday, October 5, 2020

Wait

 Are we cancelling Halloween? 


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Can't really start a booze business during covid season.

2. The tree house at the Lucky Dawg in Pembroke is alright.

3. Adam Fay is alive.

4. Chrissy's birthday celebration was a success.

5. Ask Leaden how long it takes to make a brisket.

6. I love me some pasta and meatballs.

7. Finally got a price on a new garage roof.

8. Football and covid don't seem to be mixing well.

9. I know it's 2020 but office phones are getting too fancy. 

10. Ant eaters are every where.

11. Kids sports keep getting shuffled around due to kids testing positive.

12. The outdoor beer garden at Paragon Boardwalk is perfect.

13. Fucking Jeffrey got the tennis elbow in both elbows...hello cortisone shot.

14.  Moving offices blows donkey balls.

15. Joe Martell will pay another dude $500 to make out with Chrissy. Chrissy is game.

16. Are we doing this Sober October thing or what?


Monday, September 28, 2020

APB

 Either Hong Kong Dave is missing or he has everyone on mute. Kids been MIA for the weekend. Maybe he is all tied up or on some sexcapade up in NH. The world may never know.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. It was quite a weekend for weddings.

2. One of the worst things about this pandemic is the lack of new television or movies. 

3. Make sure you check with Martell, as to what you should bring to the cookout on October 11th.

4. The housing market is so fucking hot right now and I can't fully understand how, with so many people unemployed.

5. It seems like every day is some superficial made up special day - daughter day, won day, quesadilla day, blue shirt day.

6. Just when I think the seltzer game is maxed out Natty light and Bud light platinum step up and say not so fast.

7. Cambridge tripling down and fining people $300 for not wearing masks in public is typical cambridge. 

8. I wonder what Thanksgiving will.look like this year? Are people going to call the cops on their neighbors for having a family get together?

9. Pork as a whole could be the most underrated of meats.

10. Kids hockey is something man. Some kids are really fucking good and others look like they are skating in mud.

11. I told myself I would give fantasy football 4 weeks but I'm fading fast.

12. I love me some drunk mother nature. Last week Fall was here this week we are back to early summer.

13. Shitty ending for the Celtics and Bruins. The Red sox couldn't even lose correctly. At least we have Killah Cam to watch every week.

14. Love me some apple pie but I'll de damned if I am out there picking apples to make one. 

15. Finally got my tree cut down. Only took 14 calls to 10 different companies.

16. Now if I could get a roofer to get back to me for my garage roof...

17. So far Covid tests, I am 5-5 on negative results.

18. I am pretty sure I have never had good duck.

19. Nothing worse than fucking up trimming ya beard and then you gotta chase it and it's all of a sudden very short. Fucking covid no beard trim rules.

20. I heard dentists are slashing prices because people haven't been going due to covid. Go out and get ya fronts fixed.

Monday, September 21, 2020

Phew

Well after x-rays and blood work. Nothing was found for Ronin. They think he may just be in pain from arthritis.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Sometimes you just need a sick day for mental health.

2. People like chowder.

3. I'd have 8 beers is my new favorite quote when it comes to drinking.

4. Martells next bbq and brisket smoke off is October 11th.

5. Hobby lobby is a crazy place.

6. Some people have Christmas in July other have Thanksgiving in September. 

7. Rumor has it starting October 1st Leadens looking for a house.

8. I love me a fucking Patty Melt!!

9. Having a tree cut down should not be that difficult. No 

10. The House Rules seltzer is fire. Smells like bubbalicious gum.

11. Is Covid 19 still happening or nah?

12. Hope the Celtics can get to the championship.

13. I love Chrissy on Edibles. He super smiley.

14. How do you hurt yourself sleeping? 

Monday, September 14, 2020

Prayers up

Say a little pray for Ronin. He has to go to the vet today for some tests. Prays up for the old man.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Some people do not want to work at all.

2. It feels good and normal that the NFL is back.

3. Fucking Martell hitting the 50/50 raffle at a Hull youth baseball event is such a Joey thing.

4. Are all the beach days gone?

5. Would you prefer a filet, a sirloin or a ribeye?

6. Fall rolled in like a mother fucking pimp!

7. How bout them Boston Celtics?

8. Does anyone know a fucking tree guy? I can't get one to call me back to save my life.

9. If you had to bring something to a potluck, what would it be?

10. Do people still play quarters?

11. You ever feel like you work to buy a car to get to work?

12. Tom Brady and most quarterbacks in the league did not look all that good this past Sunday.



Monday, September 7, 2020

Same

 It's like you blinked and now the summer is over, last week was april and they are talking cancelling Halloween. Bring on 2021.

This is what I learned while away.

1. Martell had me binge watch 8 seasons of Letterkenny in 4 days.

2. Speaking of binge watching how am I just learning about Kingdom?

3. Fucking football starts Thursday night and I am not sure I am ready for it.

4.  I'm still shocked that covid knows if you are eating food at a restaurant or not.

5. Tater tots at the Hoffy are fire.

6. Everyone deals with stress differently.

7. You know you are getting older when you wake up with some new random pain.

8. There are so many Seltzers out there now. The Nude ones are ok.

9. Anyone ever do some wall paper removal?

10. Sad the Bruins got bounced out.

11. Joey Martell has a new hot tub if ya guys are looking to make human stew.

12. Power washers really fuck up the wood some times.

13. Rob Knudsen you are the real MVP.

14. Do not do tequila shots on an empty stomach.




Monday, August 24, 2020

Just like that

 Summer was just about over. Only 2 weeks left.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Not sure I would name my son after myself, if my first name was Mallory...just saying.

2. Leaden thinks all toilets should have a bidet option on them.

3. Mark Welch is alive, styling and profiling with pimp beach shoes.

4. Sometimes random drinking is the best drinking.

5. I heard a rumor that Jason Foley has long ass hair.

6. So now only surgical masks work?

7. Weekly Covid tests at work are now required and oh so fun.

8. Housing sales are up 48% from June to July. That's crazy. Urban flight is real.

9. Ha ha the Redsox are the first team to 20 losses what a fucking joke. Hope you guys are geared up for $20 beers.

10. All about that empanada life.

11. Heard the new Boardwalk pizza in marina bay is fucking fire.

12. Fat babies are the best babies.