Sunday, May 20, 2018

We are a day early

Since I am at work today I figured why not just bang out a quick blog post.

This is what I learned this past week:
1. Mother fuckers are geared up with this legalization of gambling on sports. New Jersey should be taking bets next Monday.
2. Huge shout out to Padraig, travels all the way to Napa Valley to propose. Things are moving fast - house, engagement and now the bachelor party planning.
3. Couldn't find a good used car so I put that money down on a new Jeep. Guess I'm team #jeep now.
4. How come I haven't heard of any Memorial day parties?
5. Anyone ever change a lawn mower blade before?
6. Why do jeans fit better after wearing them for a few days?
7. Someone tell my brother Ryan it's frowned upon pulling your dick out in a bar.
8. I have no idea why but I am a fan of the food and drinks at Burton's.
9. Deadpool 2 is a god damn fucking riot.
10. Vodka lemonades are pretty dangerous.
11. I could go the rest of my life without ever having Chinese food agsin.
12. Congrats to TK on being a grand daddy. Nothing says grandpa like free baby sitting.
13. Pray for Mario's dog, Bruschi, who is all fucked up from vertigo and an ear infection.
14. Joey Martell and his lady are looking for a house. They are sick of condo living.
15. Dot day is only 2 weeks away, wonder what random shows up this year?
16. Hope everyone downloaded the mass state lottery keno ap. You can watch keno live on your fucking phone.
17. Fuck quinoa.
18. Keep chick peas and hummus far away from me too.

Have a great week. It is supposed to be in the mid to high 70s all week.

Monday, May 14, 2018

Pray for me

And my liver. This is going to be another rocky one with 2 Sox game this week and the C's crushing it in the playoffs. My wallet is already puking.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The weekend is never long enough.
2. People are all geared up for this royal wedding.
3. Joey Martell is working on some behind the scenes tour of Wrigley Field for us in August.
4. Tiger Woods is back baby!!
5. Scary Terry says there is no room on the Cs band wagon and I agree.
6. I live for drunk before noon snaps from Chrissy.
7. Nothing more uncomfortable than a pair of underwear that don't quite fit right.
8. I have already found 5 ticks on my dog. Be careful out there.
9. I can't remember what one of Bunker's kids is Kyle and what one is Alex so I just vall them both Kylex.
10. I don't know what's more difficult - finding a pair of sneakers that I like or a good used car.
11. Anyone interested in going to the Sox game Monday, May 28th?
12. Has anyone used a Home Equity line of credit vs a Home Equity loan? Benefits?
13. When you just want to rip your eye out with a spoon because it won't stop twitching.
14. We all have that one friend who asks for advice and when you give it to them they do whatever they fuck they want.
15. When is Calnan having a house warming party?
16. It appears as though everyone and their mother is going to the Pats Titans game in Nashville.
17. A woman told me I look just like my dog. Is that a compliment? Is it because we both have white, black and gray hair? Do I look like a dog?
18. I am excited for Deadpool 2 not so much for Solo.
19. Deleting my Facebook page was one of the only good things for me so far in 2018.
20. Pretty sure Chrissy got some girl from Massachusetts, who currently resides in New Orleans, killed.

Ok let me know who is going out for the Sox and Celts on Saturday night. Especially after watching the royal wedding.

Monday, May 7, 2018

It's officially...

Baseball season. We are still rocking out with the Celtics playoff run but we are playing with house money at this point. Players growing and getting playoff experience while Brad Stevens is being labeled a guru.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Nashville is fucking expensive.
2. Martin BBQ joint > Jack's
Biscuit Love > Milk and Hobey
Hattie B's > all other fried chicken ever.
3. The Derby was a great time just wished the weather was better.
4. Pedal tours hurt your ass.
5. Johnny Cash museum was small but awesome.
6. If you are a famous country singer more than likely you have a bar on Broadway.
7. Other than the track, the Louisville area seemed pretty blah.
8. Think I probably put on 10-15 pounds from just drinking and eating for the past 5 days.
9. The ride from Nashville to Louisville is bizzare. Lots of time traveling. Half way through Kentucky all of a sudden you are back on Eastern standard Time.
10. Everyone is super nice.
11. No one is actually from Nashville - they all migrate from somewhere else in the country.
12. I can see why boatloads of ladies go for bachelorette weekends.
13. Hope you watched my snaps of Derby day!
14. Pretty sure I need a week to dry out.
15. Holy shit Hawaii.
16. That pipe breaking on the Carnival Cruise ship is a thing of nightmares for me.

Off to do some errands.


Monday, April 30, 2018

Sunday Funday are back

I don't know if it's because the weather is starting to change for the good or what but Sunday Funday is back!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The Avengers is my favorite Marvel movie yet.
2. Being at a bar making friends is my kind of fun.
3. Cinco De Mayo is Saturday, what's your plan?
4. Surprised that me and tequila are fast becoming friends.
5. I am already in vacation mode.
6. Dick pics are like the new first base.
7. Guys don't trust a girl if she's afraid to rub your junk with her hands.
8. May 17th, I know people with plenty of Sox tickets if you are interested.
9. Derby outfits are all ready to go.
10. Tom Kelly is starting Awaken 180, let's wish him the best.
11. I do not flush public restroom toilets or touch the door handles. Just don't.
12. Three mandates in one week with Chris Leaden, people may start talking.
13. Sam Hunt or Luke Bryan? Who are you banging? Obviously, you aren't kicking either one out of bed.
14. Have you seen the new $30 scratch tickets? 122 1 million dollar prizes.
15. Concert season is coming. Day drinking is happening. Maybe 2018 is starting to come around.
16. Not every day two people walk away from the casino big time winners.

Alrighty, Nashville and the Derby this week so I doubt I will be posting next Monday but stranger things have happened.


Monday, April 23, 2018

Hmmm

Is April in like a lion and out like a lamb? Because this April has come in like a wrecking ball just smashing everyone's Spring dreams.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. It's a prett weird feeling to not be planning a pub crawl right now.
2. Pretty sure Jeffrey has no off buttin, when the sun goes down.
3. Who knew finding a hat would be harder than finding outfits for the Derby?
4. I am not a fan of all you can eat brunch buffets.
5. Guess Kung Fu Dave is too busy to start a podcast.
6. Nora has 5 tickets to May 17th Redsox game if anyone wants em.
7. If someone says hey I have playoff tickets do you want them, you have to say yes without hesitation, right?
8. This new super flu is super fun!
9. Anyone know a good place to find some nice yet inexpensive luggage?
10. Not only is Tooma alive but he's got a new phone and is on Snapchat.
11. Summer beers are out, winter beers are gone so we are making steps in the right direction.
12. Wishing Coach K a speedy recovery from gall bladder removal.


Tuesday, April 17, 2018

2019??

Can we all agree that 2018 has not been my year? It feels like 2 steps forward and 5 steps back at this point. I think I'm just gonna nap till 2019 shows up.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The Marathon Monday Sox game was cancelled for the first time since 1984, I was 6. Tom Kelly happened to be in town to watch the marathon, coincidence? I think not.
2. Everyone has that friend that you don't talk too all the time but when you do chat it's like it was just yesterday.
3. It may be harder to find a Derby hat than it is to get tickets to the actual Kentucky Derby.
4. I binged Lost in Space on Netflix. It was ok but hopefully they get a second season.
5. Bruins, Celtics, Redsox and the NFL draft coming up. What a time to be alive.
6. If you haven't sat a bar, grabbed some lunch and watched some sports solo then you ain't living.
7. Running out of propane while you are cooking is the worst.
8. First time in a long time no one busted my balls about not posting on a Monday holiday.
9. I don't know if I am more excited for Deadpool 2 or Avengers 3.
10. Mexican food is my jam and I am game to try it all.
11. I don't really deal with stress.
12. We are going to just jump from 40-50 degrees right to 80-90s.
13. Nothing sucks worse than getting your coffee wrong.  Can totally fuck up your morning.
14. Does anyone use Uber eats?
15. For the last 2 weeks my eyes won't stop watering, is this the start of getting allergies?
16. Good luck Ryan on your surgery today. Let's hope you don't break that nose again.

Monday, April 9, 2018

Meh

Pretty much over 2018.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Wrestlemania is starting to fade.
2. I can not remember a time the Marathon Monday game got rained out.
3. Having to be out of my house to replace some foam insulation for 24 hours blows.
4. The Red Sox season is over, TK officially jumped on the band wagon and X got hurt. Coincidence?
5. Why does stretching feel so great.
6. Finding a new wallet is not the easiest thing to do.
7. Neither is finding a suit jacket for the Derby.
8. Wind burn is worse than a sun burn, dont @ me!
9. The older I get the more I actually hate writing things down.
10. Too bad Chrissy never bumped into TKs wife in Aruba.
11. If your child was exceptional at baseball would you move to a warm weather state to play year round?
12. Burton's in Hingham is Cougarville and Jeffrey knew and wasn't telling anyone.
13. Apparently Rob is rocking 3 time shares in the Florida area, one actually in Disney. Maybe you gotta hand crank him off to use one but hey.
14. The Red Sox not having magnet schedules on opening day just added to 2018 totally sucking.
15. You ever randomly meet someone from Twitter in real life? It is wacky!
16. Still have 3 tickets to the derby. If anyone is interested or knows anyone interest.

Off to sort through my 378 emails I got from last Wednesday.

Monday, April 2, 2018

Where is the sun

Everyone knows April showers bring May flowers and Mayflowers bring Pilgrims.
But where is the god damn sun, son?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. No one can tell me when Easter turned into mini Christmas.
2. Happy 40th to Kristine "Robro" Robinson. Pretty sure it's a party in your underwear party at her house!
3. Congrats to Chrissy on surprising his wife with a trip to Aruba for her 40th.
4. Nine year old boys believe their penises have two modes - straight or squishy. So true!
5. Karaoke at the Cathay Center is still fun.
6. Who the fuck drinks Mai Tais? They taste like boozy fruit punch.
7. No one likes to go from zero to bombed and straight skip over buzzed.
8. Who is meeting up for Opening Day, Thursday?
9. People are ralyre ball sucking the Bruins right now.
10. Au Gratin potatoes should be more than an Easter thing.
11. Animals eat key lime pie.
12. Fucking snow on April 2nd, mother nature is a bitch.
13. I will always be a fan of breakfast for dinner.
14. Still can't find a place to get my beard trimmed up properly.

Later, see you on Thursday.



Monday, March 26, 2018

Opening day

So the Sox start the season on Thursday and it was 30 to start this morning. Fuck yeah!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I am bumping into more and more people at the Fowler house.
2. When my friends tell me they get random dick pics, I can't stop laughing. The dating game is no joke.
3. When you flood out you learn all about water displacement.
4. Find Mass money is crazy. Everyone seems to have cash floating around.
5. The Bruins are probably gonna be in the Stanley cup finals.
6. You didn't hear this from me but TKs plans on day drinking Thursday at Emmas.
7. Has anyone ever avtactua gotten a job on LinkedIn?
8. Pretty sure Chrissy working the pverovern and then drinking at 9 and going all day is impressive.
9. Why is it so hard to find a decent used car? Everyone seems like they want to fuck you over.
10. Does Lent end on Good Friday or Easter Sunday?
11. People look weird when they shave off their beards...WEIRD.
12. Hope you guys are playing Mega Millions this week.

A quick 12 pack because why not?

Monday, March 19, 2018

Spring

Wait Spring ain't sprung yet. How can it be 18 degrees in the spring? Mother nature you are drunk as fuck.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I love fundraisers.
2. Coal fired cheese pizza is meh.
3. My man Matty Paget is in love with the Fowler house.
4. Met Kung fu Dave's new main squeeze. She is a peach.
5. Glad to see Calnan alive and kicking on the south shore.
6. Who gets turkey burgers at kkaties?
7. Precinct 10 gets packed as fuck at night.
8. You can lease a fucking goat?
9. TK was on his best behavior at the parade. So his probation ended.
10. Drunk chinese food never gets old.
11. I think I need a vacation.
12. The son's of Italy in Quincy is a nice joint.
13. Ever heard of corned ribs? Me either.
14. Anyone have any suggestions on a used car?

Monday, March 12, 2018

Alive and kicking

First off, I would like to thank everyone who called, texted or reached out to make sure we didn't perish in the flood of 2018. Secondly, if you were anyway involved in the GoFundMe page - set up, donating or just passing it along. I sincerely appreciate it. I will do my best to personally thank everyone individually, it just has been a hectic whirl wind of a week.

This is what I learned these past 2 weeks:
1. Water is a mother fucker!
2. Mike Layden is alive.
3. You guys are all fucking great people.
4. The Bruins are legit.
5. The Sox haven't played a meaningful game yet but people are jumping off the band wagon.
6. Waiting around for contractors is tiresome.
7. I don't know who gets after it more during day time Bruins games - Rio or Jeffrey.
8. Glad I got to cross off getting rescued in a front end loader off my bucket list. Pretty sure it was right below threesome with two hotties.
9. Insurance is a scam beyond scam.
10. Insurance adjusters are the epitome of evil.
11. I am 1000000% sure I couldn't last in the real world doing physical labor every day.
12. Another week and yet another missed opportunity to go to the Wickendon pub.
13. Is there anything more annoying than a twitchy eye ball?
14. Do you celebrate losing weight if it is due to stress? You do right?
15. Jeffrey finds out about that hockey life this weekend when Julian plays in his first tournament.
16. Drinking anxiety is real.
17. Sad to see my Golden tee machine take on water.
18. Steak n cheese eggrolls are under rated.
19. RIP RG6...the truck didn't survive Riley.
20. What kind of asshole texts you a few days after being evacuated - maybe time to sell.
21. Sombreros, in Weymouth, is much better than Plaza Azteca and Acupolcos.
22. The Brew House in Braintree has good bar pizza.
23. I hope that Calnan is a surprise guest at Chrissy's wife's 40th bday Saturday, at Precinct 10 in Weymouth.
24. Will there St. Patty's day parade go on this Sunday?

Thanks again everyone. When the chips are down you guys all came through!



Monday, February 26, 2018

March is coming

As long as January was, February fucking flew by.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Getting a new phone is like buying a car. You get jammed up there for 2 hours.
2. I heard that Precinct 10 turns into hip hop central at night on Friday and Saturday nights.
3. Who knew Mark Welch kills the Mexican food game.
4. Riccio was in for the Wickendon pub on March 10th then he was out.
5. Bruins tickets going up $8 each next season.
6. I have no idea why but Sunday drinking is the most fun drinking.
7. Who gives up drinking during Lent?
8. Apparently Chrissy has an open invitation to everyone for our trip to Chicago.
9. Anyone know how to tie a bowtie? I'm gonna need to know for the derby.
10. Speaking of the Derby I have 3 extra tickets if you know anyone HMU.
11. Who the fuck cares about the closing ceremony of the Olympics.
12. $5 mimosas at Craig's Cafe is something.
13. TK is all about the Amstel lights right now.
14. Drunk Chrissy loves Karaoke!


Monday, February 19, 2018

What?

It is going to be in the 70s this Wednesday? Some crazy ass weather we are having this winter.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The Providence Bruins are a good take. Not a bad seat in the house.
2. Just spending money like a drunk sailor.
3. I like oysters but I don't think they agree with me.
4. Guess who is going to Pearl Jam in Chicago? Tickets are bought. Hotel is booked.
5. Does anyone actually buy a car during these Presidents day sales?
6. Who doesn't like a good steak?
7. Being made fun of for having soft hands is just jealousy.
8. Nashville and Louisville is all booked. The Derby is fast approaching.
9. Black Panther was pretty good. I mean it's not lose your mind type shit but it's good.
10. Kids are getting wiffles early this year.
11. No one celebrates birthdays quite like Jeffrey.
12. Mario is looking at buying a house near the water. Look for a house in Saugus to be for sale soon.
13. Congrats to Lauren Kelly crushing her goal of $7500 for the marathon.
14. The Boston Winery is a nice little spot. Still don't like wine though.




Monday, February 12, 2018

Tick tock

Let us just skip all the bullshit and get to things I learned this weekend:

1. As you may know Tom Kelly's daughter, Lauren, is running the Boston Marathon. There is a meat raffle fund raiser this Saturday February 17th at the Boston Winery. If you could make it down and show some support that would be great.
2. Never ceases to amaze me when there is a line at Regina's at 4pm.
3. I think I may have been sleeping on the Fowler house all these years.
4. Joe Martell is alive and kicking. Working a ton but partying even harder.
5. The jalapeno burger from Porters is my new jam.
6. Wickendon pub March 10th? Anyone interested?
7. Airfare to Nashville is booked. Just gotta find a place in Louisville now.
8. Man hangry is such a thing.
9. People still get sucker punched?
10. Does anyone know someone who has actually won big $$ on a scratch ticket?
11. I am not a fan of veggie burgers. I think it's the quinoa that I didn't like.
12. Guess we are not going to Pearl Jam in Chicago.

Tuesday, February 6, 2018

Now what?

The super bowl is over. The Bruins and Celtics bandwagon is full. The Sox season is months away. Pretty much we are in sports purgatory.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. More people are into chili cook-offs than I realized.
2. Altered Carbon on Netflix is the shit.
3. $50 for 2 squares, half time buffet and beers from kick off till the game ends. Not too shabby.
4. How can you be a grown man with the fucking sniffles?
5. So far this year feels like 2 steps forward 3 steps back.
6. I have been craving some new ink.
7. Downtown Plymouth is great for bar hopping.
8. I don't think the balcony is for me.
9. I love the hype surrounding the Superbowl commercials.
10. Between Hulu, Netflix, Amazon Prime and every other streaming option it's going to start costing you more to subscribe than cable.
11. Planet fitness banning jump rope seems silly to me.
12. I had well over 30 squares. Not a sniff of a win.
13. The Macphails are getting new windows, furnace, central AC and insulation.
14. Tax season got people stressed the fuck out.
15. People acting like their mother died just because the Pats lost...come on.
16. Insomnia is a bitch, a real fucking bitch.


Monday, January 29, 2018

Give if you can

Tom Kellys daughter is running this year’s Boston Marathon, for the place where she works Journey Forward in Canton. This is a nonprofit organization which works with patients with severe disabilities and spinal cord injuries to achieve the most basic functions which we take for granted. All proceeds go to Journey Forward. Journey Forward is a member of the Christopher and Dana Reeve Foundation Neuro Recovery network.

Any donation would be appreciated. Thank you.



It's less than a week away

I hope that you have your Superbowl plans seen up. I know Joe Martell is looking for a bomb ass time.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People can be dicks for no good reason.
2. There is a fine line between being full and being a glutton.
3. Blisters is just the universe laughing at you trying to better yourself.
4. I still only drink hot coffee when I go to a diner.
5. If I don't get to the supermarket before 11 am on a Sunday, then most likely I ain't going. It's a crazy house in there.
6. People arguing Boot camp vs CrossFit is something.
7. John Brewer just casually on the evening news is such Brewer shit.
8. Anyone up for Pearl Jam in Chicago in August? Bueller?
9. Why don't they make dinner cereals? I mean breakfast for dinner is my jam.
10. At what age do kids really start following sports?
11. And at what age are you to old to go out for someones 21st birthday?
12. I highly recommend going out on a random weeknight, once every six months.
13. Who has an in for squares? You can never have too many.
14. Anyone looking for Bruins tickets April 8th? I got two. Last game of the season.


Monday, January 22, 2018

Onto the ship

The Pats are onto the Superbowl...again.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Nothing worse than neck pain.
2. The gout has taken another one.
3. The Bruins are on fire. Hotter than that chick you took home in 2003 with herpes.
4. If you are around next Friday, Feb 2nd. I have entered a chili contest at the Cabby Shack in Plymouth at 6pm.
5. Square season is upon us.
6. Don't forget Chrissy's Superbowl bash in 2 weeks. Party starts at 3 the games at 630. Bring booze, beers or a food item. This party is kid friendly, so pack up your Rugrats.
7. Plaza Azteka has pitchers of Margaritas, Mojitos and other boozy drinks. My kind of heaven.
8. Heard the UFC in Boston was a huge success.
9. You can't be uncle of the year if you don't show up.
10. So who is down for a karaoke night?
11. I still have 2 tickets to the derby if you know anyone interested.
12. January is by far the longest of months.
13. Speaking of January, how many of you are doing dry January?
14. Rumor has it, Jeffrey is going to the casino this Saturday night for his boys 21st.


Monday, January 15, 2018

Holiday

Who doesn't like a random Monday off for a holiday? I know I do. Even though I am working my ass off (well more like just at work but still).

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Mother nature is legit drunk right? Bitch is like -5 then 65...ha ha suck my left titty.
2. The Fowler house is not a bad place to watch a game.
3. Jeffrey on 9 is still a thing.
4. Glad to see Mike Foley using Uber now a days.
5. Loud clapper/yeller guy is one of my all-time favorites at the bar.
6. Wendy's is not cheap, if you order anything other than the 4 for $4.
7. Who is against nooners? If you are then you probably hate fun.
8. I hope Dave's heat unit is all fixed and we can finally get this podcast off the ground.
9. It is funny the older you get the smaller your circle of friends get. Do you trust less or just not into the whole feeling out stage?
10. Chrissy is getting ready for his annual super bowl party. Like in the past just text him with what you should bring.
11. Congrats to Brades on the new jobby job. You know I live to celebrate things.
12. Still no date on the Wickendon pub but I think Chrissy is backing out.
13. I think Mike Foley was legit pissed that Chrissy and Jeffrey are mini celebrities at the Imperial Terrace (may also have been the fact he didn't know the bar was so much fun).
14. I get it, you work at Home Depot, no need to be a dick when I ask a question. Obviously I don't know the answer because if I did I wouldn't ask, fuckface.
15. Good to see Colin sneaking out for a few hours.
16. I have been watching the Killing on Netflix and it's pretty good. Lots of twists and turns.

Guess I'll go look up some shit online.

Monday, January 8, 2018

Are we having fun yet

You know you live in New England when Sunday morning it is -6 when you wake up and then Monday it is 25 degrees and you are legit happy and saying man it's not really cold out today.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The Smiddawg is living his best life in Southie. Living with the flavor of the week.
2. Random trips to the casino are always fun.
3. This god damn flu is like a boomerang. Just when you think it's gone blam right back in your grill.
4. Anytime there is talk about this podcast something happens with Kung Fu Dave. Now that mother fucker has no heat.
5. Thirteen straight days below freezing. That's Alaska like.
6. Pats play on Saturday night. Who else is pumped?
7. Is it weird that I have never been to Disney? I mean I have been to Universal and to Sea World.
8. Everyone should know how to play Craps.
9. Seems like everyone's hot water heaters are going due to the weather.
10. Oh yeah still no battery.
11. It is always great to see people you haven't seen in a long time but shitty when it's for a wake/funeral.
12. I made brownies from scratch and not a box, now I feel like Ducan Hines himself.
13. People hate old school rap. I mean how can that be?
14. Have you seen the show on Netflix "The toys that made us". Man it makes you feel like a kid all over again.

Gotta run. Little busy at work.