Monday, May 3, 2021


 People out here hating on the Justin Timberlake its gonna be May meme...what the fuck! 

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Fowler House, just out there acting like Covid ain't a thing with their 40th anniversary party.

2. Watch out for the ticks this season. They seem to be out and in abundance.

3. Still waiting on Leaden's house warming/cookout date.

4. You didn't hear this from me but Jeffreys pool is open.

5. Cape house should be officially this weekend.

6. August 1st is looking like the day I can cut my hair and donate it.

7. After waiting almost a year to see it, Tenet sucked.

8. Is there a certain age when guys wearing Scali caps just say NOPE this doesn't work for me (yeah I didn't think so)?

9. TK is moving this week if you guys are around Thursday and Friday.

10. Bitcoin, Ethereum, Doge coin what does it all mean.

11. You know I love day Red Sox games - there is one Thursday.

12. Do we think Charlie Baker will move the mass reopening up or back?

Monday, April 26, 2021

We out here

 Just like that we are into May!

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Keep ya head on a swivel at Rags. Peeps getting sliced and diced.

2. Leaden's all moved in. Cant wait for the first cookout.

3. Copper fittings are fucking expensive.

4. Chrissy still killing it with the Uber.

5. is this the week that we have more than 2 days over 60 degrees?

6. Remember where ya came from.

7. Hopefully everyone makes it home safe and sound from Florida.

8. I guess everyone went down the cape early this year.

9.  Do people really watch the Oscars?

10. Wait is Biden serious with this red meat thing? 

11. Speaking of meat, these plant based trash things really need to stop calling themselves meat.

12. Good news the work on the Sagamore bridge is done a month early.

13. Mortal Kombat was pretty funny and overall a good movie (as far as movies based on a video games go).

14. Have you watched the Gardner museum heist on Netflix? Pretty interesting stuff.


Tuesday, April 20, 2021

back to normal

 Went to the Red Sox game on Marathon Monday, without a marathon. It was kind of normal.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. God bless Uber drivers with hairy moles and no masks!

2. Don't sleep on this Sox team.

3. I love me some John Brewer.

4. Start stretching, both TK and Leaden are moving in the next few weeks.

5. I love me some school vacation week. No one comes into work.

6. Its 420...smoke em if you got em.

7. The biggest lie we tell ourselves is we will get gas in the morning.

8. Why is beef jerky so damn expensive?

9. Anyone else pumped up about Michael Keaton being back as Batman after all these years?

10. Why aren't more things opened up since the most susceptible should be vaccinated by now?

Monday, April 12, 2021

We back back

The Sox are back baby.

The Bruins are spinning their tires.

The Celtics are a Frankenstein team. 

Let get into what I learned this weekend:

1. Turkeys in flight are more frightening than when they are running around like mini Velociraptors.

2. Wendy brought back the orange Hi-C bitches!

3. Congrats Chris Leaden on finally finding a house, right down the street from TKs old place.

4. Guess they just shut down the dump when someone calls in sick.

5. Speaking of TK, he is killing the snap game.

6. Is there an over under date when everyone in the country just says fuck it and goes back to normal? Or should i say vaccinated people are like fuck this mask shit?

7. Just know if you don't like bacon I am inherently going to think something is wrong with you.

8. I know they say easy come easy go when it comes to money but they aint lying.

9. I am pissed Sirius took off the Covers channel for Disney radio.

10. Jeffrey has gone full sociopath and drinks black iced coffee from Cumberland Farms.

11. Heard that Chrissy is looking for a new jobby job. He is not happy at the Spray.

12. RIP DMX...people sleep on the number of Bangers you had. "I told you I don't know nobody in Yonkers!"

13. Have they figured out what Phase bar rooms are in yet?

14. I love that people who are not really into golf get up for the Masters.

Monday, April 5, 2021


 April Showers bring May flowers and we all know what Mayflowers bring...Pilgrims.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Who the fuck doesn't like mustard? That's just crazy to me. Yeah Joe Martell is on this list.

2. Are we not going to talk about DMX?

3. Some scientist believe we will be at herd immunity by Memorial day.

4. Watched Godzilla vs Kong, it is ok.

5. Vaccine passports, how do we feel about them?

6. Man Easter being a mini Christmas is crazy to me.

7. Friday nights you can catch Leaden moonlighting at the Charlie Horse on Friday nights.

8. Its crazy to me that commercials have to have disclaimers that things were either shot pre-covid or all necessary precautions were taken.

9. Glad to see Facebooks was hacked and a half a bill\ion users phone numbers and addresses were released to the public.

10. I watched more Redsox games this season than all of last season.

11. Do you think the world would have ended up here eventually with the zoom meetings and virtual this and that but it was just accelerated because of Covid?

12. If you had to pick, where would you live? North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia or Florida?

Monday, March 29, 2021


We are slowly getting back to normal.  
I got tickets to Marathon Monday Sox game so lets do this.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Leaden finally secured a house, right down the street from TKS old place.

2. God did not gift me with patience.

3. Had my first taste of Detroit style pizza. I love it.

4. Sunday Funday can be a thing again.

5. Guess the Tin Knockers union will take anyone.

6. I cant believe that Easter is right around the corner.

7. Martells in the stonks the moon I guess.

8. Baked ziti is so underrated.

9. Ear aches as an adult are the worst.

10. I hope we all get invited to Calnan's wedding this year.

11. When do people realistically think that masks will be a thing of the past? This summer, this winter, or next year?

12. Ok then when will we be at herd immunity?

Monday, March 22, 2021


 Spring has sprung mother fuckers!

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Ronin met McMurray:

2. Dump runs are for the bird.

3. Don't worry, Chris is still looking and putting offers on houses.

4. Corned beef and cabbage should be more than a once a year thing.

5. It was good to be back at a bar and semi normal watching March Madness.

6. I over heard people at the bar talking about the Real ID and how they cant wait to travel, and I felt that (the travel not the real ID talk).

7. Easter seems to be really early this year. Less than 2 weeks away and I already can taste the ham.

8. Welcome to Phase 4 step 1!!

9. The Snyder cut of Justice League is a way better version of the movie than Whedons bullshit piece.

10. I can't be the only person wanting new movies or tv shows to come out.

11. Leaden being a a good Samaritan and teaching Buffalo Wild Wings staff how to do Keno Transactions is something.

12. Don't look now but Tom Kelly is officially on the Snap chat. 

Thursday, March 18, 2021


Mario is doing that thing again

Im asking for your donation to help with my fundraising goal for the Boston Bruins Foundation’s 5th annual BFit Challenge that will take place 3/22-29th.

VIRTUAL Bfit Challenge March 22-29th 2021.

This event invites first responders and ALL community members to TD Garden to raise awareness around health and wellness of first responders and ultimately raise money for First Responder Charities. 

Please join me and the Boston Bruins Foundation to support this great cause! 

Last year the BFit Challenge raised $500,000 for the families of fallen first responders. 

Even the smallest donation makes a BIG difference.  Please note that 100 percent of the money raised goes directly to first responder charities.

The Boston Bruins Foundation is a 501(c)(3) non-profit organization that assists charitable organizations that demonstrate a commitment to enhancing the quality of life for children and families throughout New England.

Thank you for your consideration of supporting me with the Boston Bruins Foundation’s BFit Challenge. Please don’t hesitate to contact me via email to discuss the event and how much it means.

Tuesday, March 16, 2021

Phase 4

 So Phase 4 begins on March 22nd!

This is so exciting how things are just going back to normal at such an alarming pace.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Jeffrey starting drinking before noon is something.

2. Supah P is alive and going to take all the cut wood.

3. Here is to new Beginnings - Jeffrey, Leaden and Jordan. All for different reasons.

4. Man I thought Mother Nature was going to sober up in 2021 but hell nah that bitch is on full rager.

5. Fuck neighbors.

6. No one has hit Megabucks in over a year now. It is a race between someone hitting that and my haircut.

7. Its funny how Foley started his midlife crisis and no ones heard from him since.

8. Is Baker gonna let us celebrate St. Paddys day tomorrow or do we have to wait till 2022?

9. Getting a new bed is fun and all until you feel like you are sleeping on a fucking rock.

10. How the fuck do you get a slow leak in a tire, overnight.

11. I do not care how old you are, breakfast for dinner is always fire.

12. Marry, Kill, Fuck - Italian food, Chinese food and Mexican food.

Tuesday, March 9, 2021

We back Baby

I feel like Forest Gump after the rain stopped.

And just like that Covid was gone. CDC says vaccinated people can now be maskless and gather in small groups.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Chrissy is a lumberjack from way back. He also likes to be called the foreman.
2. Welcome to owning a dog, Joe. Nothing but vet bills, pissing and shitting everywhere.
3. Give me some Mexican food any time of the day.
4. Another week and another bunch of offers on houses and still Nothing for Chris Leaden.
5. You can only eat so much pizza.
6. Nothing beats a nap. Nothing!
7. So prisoners are getting stimulus checks but I am not. Nothing to see here.
8. There are so many life hacks now I don't even know if I am walking down the street correctly anymore.
9. Timmy Kraemer is now a Florida resident.
10. When are we going to Cronins for some steak tips?

Monday, March 1, 2021

March is here

 We made it to March. The governor is loosening up his restrictions, starting today. Things are looking up.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Nora Mitchell is alive and looking to buy a 1.4 Million dollar house in Santa Cruz. If you guys have any extra cash around.

2. Leave it to Joey Martell to almost get me kicked out of Dorsett Hall before I even sat down for a beer.

3. It is officially one year since my last hair cut.

4. Yes, Chris Leaden is still looking for a house.

5. TK is moving to Weymo! Sounds like a TV show in the making. Right up from the landing, Yo!

6. It appears that everyone is going to Disney for April vacation.

7. Wait are we supposed to wear 2 masks now that things are opening up?

8. Peanut butter and english muffins are underrated.

9. Why do grocery stores always have to move shit around? Pasta should be in isle 6 stop fucking with me!


Tuesday, February 23, 2021

uh huh

Yes, I was off yesterday and yes I totally forgot to post.

That is on me!

This is what I learned recently:

1. Jason Foley is engaged.

2. The Seadog in Yarmouth was packed on a Sunday night. 

3. Fuck painting and especially fuck painting shiplap.

4. Oh by the way, Jason Foley may be going through a midlife crisis, since he is getting all tatted up.

5. Gas prices, AMIRIGHT? Looks like that $3.00 a gallon will be here by St. Pattys.

6. Leaden told me he heard we will be at herd immunity by April.

7.  I never knew how much people hated clowns. People's common hatred of clowns brings people together.

8. NYC is opening movie theaters to 25% capacity on March 5th. Hey maybe open up some restaurants.

9.  Looks like the stock market may be on a downturn.

10. Speaking of stocks - I am sick of all these pop up ads saying if you invested just $5,000 on this stock you would have 1 million by now. NO FUCKING SHIT! A. If I had $5,000 when Apple went public I would have been one rich baby.

11. So Mass is going to decriminalize drugs but then raise taxes on soda? Uhm K.

12. Who knew rental property management companies are so expensive.

Monday, February 15, 2021

Looky Looky

 Look whos working on a holiday...this guy!

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Grown ass men still shove birthday cake in each others faces.

2. Have you ever heard of having to tell your landlord 60+ days out that you aren't renewing?

3. Leaden still on the prowl for a house.

4. Pretty sure I said I was not going to paint a house again after buying my house 10 years ago, guess I was lieing to myself.

5. Christian is looking to make moves from Ocean spray if you know of any job opportunities.

6. Speaking of moving, rumor has it Tk is gonna hang em up in 3 years and move to Florida.

7. Sundays are made for being lazy.

8. Just when it seems like Covid is on the downturn, it appears more people are getting it. 

9. The gas prices are cruising up again. Just broke $40 on a fill up for the first time in years.

10. Making homemade pizza dough is not all that hard.

11. Hope everyone had a nice Valentines day.

12. Coming up on a year without a haircut - now its just a matter of when I cut it.

Tuesday, February 9, 2021


 A few years back when TK was all this hasn't been a bad winter and BLAM we got buried and there was snow piles up into May? I have a sneaking suspicion that is happening again. Global warming my ass,

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. That was one of the most boring Superbowls in recent memory.

2. Joe and Karen have a puppy now. Hope you guys like no sleep.

3. Venison ribs are pretty good.

4. Congrats to Brady and his 7th ring.

5. Kind of saddened to hear that kids are not into playing baseball anymore.

6. Don't forget to wish Welchie a happy birthday tomorrow and Jeffrey on Saturday.

7. Oh would ya look at that - snow today, snow Friday and maybe snow Saturday.

8. Another year and another loss in the squares game.

9. Waking up hours before your alarm clock sucks balls.

10. Good news Buffalo Wild Wings fans, they now have Keno.

11. Megabucks is over 8 million, just saying.

12. I had no idea the Weeknd had so many songs that I knew.

Monday, February 1, 2021

Well it is February

 That was the fastest January that I can remember. I mean last year it felt like January lasted 6 months and that was right before the pandemic hit.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. I really fucking hate painting.

2. The Little Things was a waste of time. I was looking forward to it and they kind of wasted Jared Leto's performance.

3. Who is looking forward to this Superbowl? I think this is the most money I have thrown out there in squares.

4. Joey and Karen's dog is coming on Friday. 

5. Are we taking bets on if this groundhog sees his shadow?

6. Honey Dew donuts is underrated.

7. Mike Foley is alive. Saw him at Rags.

8. I hope everyone ran to the store for their eggs and milk. Nothing screams snow storm like french toast.

9. I wonder why Leaden didn't use Grillo for his real estate agent? Thought he was part of the Limoncello crew?

10. Chrissy is looking for a new job. I guess Ocean Spray is eliminating positions due to Covid.

11. When the draft beers are good then they hit good. When they aren't then you may as well drink puddle water.

12. Dont forget your Megabucks tickets 8.1 Mil.

Tuesday, January 26, 2021


 I did it again. I forgot to post yesterday, I blame Leaden, talking my ear off all day.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. People are assholes.

2. Martell is getting is dog Next Friday. 

3. Who else is pumped to stimulate the economy now that bars and restaurants are open back to their normal hours?

4. TK is pumped that he can get his vaccination next week.

5. Raw burgers are served at 33 Homer Rd.

6. I  have been trying to get to coffee with no cream but man its not going well.

7. Serious question, will this vaccine open up travel? Can I go to Seattle for a weekend?

8. Has anyone been to Sarcastic Swine in Abington?

9. Baseball, hockey and now soccer? Maybe Julian can get one to stick.

10. When do you think gas prices go over $3.00 a gallon?

11. Bars being only 25% capacity means no superbowl open bars and just more superbowl parties. The numbers will spike again.

12. You should see Martells basement. He has to have well over 350 empty 30 packs to return.

Tuesday, January 19, 2021


 Totally fucking forgot to post this till right now.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Even with the slow roll out of vaccines we wont be back to normal till 2022.

2. After about a year people are starting to lose their minds. The monotony of everyday is having a toll on some.

3. Leaden's on the hunt for a house if you know of any.

4. St. Pattys is cancelled in the city.

5. The Bruins look like dog shit.

6. I see that tie dye is making a come back. Hippies for the win.

7. Phew, Chrissy survived Covid!

8. TK actually came out for Chris Leadens Bday beers. Hell may have frozen over.

9. We need more good Mexican restaraunts.

10. Nothing screams "oh fuck" quite like your elbow and arm going numb.

11. What do you do when they mess up your coffee order in the drive through? Its not like you take a blast at the window, so you don't really know till you have moved on?

12. Do not forget me when you guys hit the Mega Millions or Powerball.

13. People who like to paint are border line insane.

14.  Is Joe Exotic really gonna get pardoned?

Monday, January 11, 2021

Fuck that

 I hate fucking painting more than anything in the world - except maybe laundry.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Way more restaurants are closed, either permanently or in "hibernation", due to Covid than I realized.

2. Speaking of paint, matching paint sucks. 

3. This new Super wild card weekend was something.

4. Where do you stand on the Covid Vax? Pro, against or indifferent?

5. Joe and Karen have officially picked a dog and get to take him home on Feb 5th...Valentines came early.

6. Think its time for a new phone.

7. Tv's mounted to the wall or nah?

8. Anyone see or hear from Chrissy? Kids been MIA since the start of the new year.

9. The average age of hospitalizations for Covid is 73 years old.

10. I have a sneaking suspicion that the NBA season is going to be put on hold with all these Covid positive cases.

11. Are the Sunday Scaries a real thing?

12. All is not lost for TK, rumor has it he has the leas on moving out of the Bridgewater projects.

13. Nothing crazier a feeling than waking up from a nap, full drool and not know what day of the week it is.

14. Strawberry short cake is a top 5 desert of all time.

Monday, January 4, 2021

new year new me!

 Ha, I always laugh when people are like new year new me. Nope same you, same old same and same bullshit.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. The new Wonder Woman was very blah.

2. I hope every New years eve is as low key as this previous one.

3. I have a sneaking suspicion bars are going to jack up everything on their menu when they can finally open back to capacity.

4. Also this whole 90 Minutes is for the birds.

5. Fantasy football is done, so i guess we move onto hockey?

6. Speaking of football - how would you grade the Cam experience here in New England.

7. Sometimes when nothing goes right all you can do is laugh it off.

8. I have heard nothing but mixed reviews on Cobra Kai.

9. So many people doing Sober January. Let me know when you guys have the balls to do it in June, July and August.

10. I have noticed the price of gas is creeping up.

11. After seeing people use the Occulus, pretty sure I am glad that I aint into that.

12. Bars going into Hibernation is infuriating.

13. Bakers 2 week roll back order is set to expire on Saturday...are we taking bets as to whether or not it gets an extension?

14. I would say that I am shocked the roll out of the vaccine isn't going smoothly. Between lack of staffing to give it and the lack of communication on where to get it to who is eligible and who is not.

Monday, December 28, 2020

Almost there

 This  year cannot end fast enough. We are almost at the finish line!

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. A plumber, I am not.

2. These new 25% restrictions on capacity for bars and restaurants is a slow and miserable death,

3. Just found out what a Jersey stranger is. You reach around the shower curtain with your non dominate hand when jerking off in the shower.

4. No matter what you give a child for Xmas they always want more.

5. Jeffrey is bummed out that he didn't get the Oculus.

6. Fucking serious with the price of fucking Pokemon cards?

7. Skimming a wall is for the fucking birds.

8. Ask Joey about his air fryer experience.

9. Speaking of Joey, him and Karen are getting a black Lab in February.

10. Letterkenny newest season is out, fucking shit ton of swears.

11. Nothing beats a really good steak.

12. Anyone check out Wonder Woman yet? I am hearing all types of mixed views.

Have a great rest of the year.