Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Just suspend him already.......



Look I'm not going to rehash any of my other blogs but, look the NFL has to suspend Brady. This crap has gone on long enough and it's not the actual cheating. I' m talking about the borderline WWE Media Driven storylines that is the new NFL. If you can sit back and tell me football has always been this way then your a fucking mad man/ mad women. It's every other day there is some new drama unfolding. Domestic Abuse/DUIs/Cheating you name it. And all the meanwhile the actual football has taken a back seat. Anybody in Patriot Nation least bit concern by the Pats Running Game?

Nah! Why fucking would you! Your all investigative reporters and ball physicists now. It's all good Bill will figure it out (ps he's an asshole). We got Blount! (Any fan of football knows Blount has some conditioning issues/ tendency to get face punchy if he's sticks around long enough). But in Bill we trust!

And I know I'm going to hear hey CBR, "your a clown if you think this phases the pats". My rebuttal is your a fucking moron if you think it doesn't. I can all but guarantee Bill and the boys didn't even change up one thing scheme wise in the "off" chance Brady is out. Yea know why because they're arrogant. They had this in their minds beat from the jump.

And that is why Brady should go for at least a game. Because of the arrogance of it all. Much like the late 90s Yankees on many levels the Pats believe them selves to be above rules. Always have, always will. Suspending Brady Game 1 in the grand scheme is meaningless but maybe just maybe it will ground everyone just a little in title town a bit. Until it's used as a rallying point by game 6. The NFL can't control anything. Especially the behavior of its players but, maybe just maybe it can save the New England fan and team from the oncoming onslaught of arrogance that will inevitably let go when Goddell wipes the slate clean, let's Brady walk only to add to his Pats Bad Guy Storyline he's been working so hard on.


PS anybody seeing what Chip is building in Philly? Gonna be SPECIAL

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Dear Smiddy,


Look I'm not one to play the blame game I'm really not. 

But, if the Stache Crawl goes south I blame William J Smiddy. 

Now everyone will get on my case. CBR your so negative, angry and you know what I am. That's who I am and embrace it. It allows me to say stuff others won't. Stuff that needs to be said. Stuff that everyone's friend Derek won't.

Smiddy makes or breaks parties. Has a way with ladies that is second to maybe, MAYBE Nick Jonas (Smid was actually cut from the Jo Bros after his purity ring caught fire)

So with all that being known why does he duck the Stache Crawl. It's not right. The baby Jesus gave him a gift. And that gift is to PARTY. And this crawl needs him. Needs him bad , to step up. His friends need him. Fuck this country needs him to show up Saturday.

Smiddy I know there's probably some big event at Lincoln this Saturday but,  America needs you

Monday, June 15, 2015

Still seeing red

Man oh man Jeffrey's beach party and cook out was a success, other than Chrissy being burnt to a crisp.

This is what I learned this fine weekend:
1. No one wants to work but we all have to so stop bitching.
2. Being 47 years old with 3 kids, ages 15, 8 and 6 then finding out you are going to be a dad again must be stunning. Congrats Layden!
3. Kids love bunk beds, and apparently they love when Derek buys them.
4. Jurassic World was pretty damn good. Chris Pratt is basically Star Lord dressed as Indiana Jones the dinosaur whisperer.
5. Any drink that comes flying out of your nose is painful.
6. Lets move some t shirt units for the pub crawl guys. I dont want to lug 75 shirts around.
7. TK is geared up for this Mustache Pub Crawl, said it is going to be like 1983 all over again.
8. Smiddy is going to have a a slip and flip tournament at his place in Southie. Have you signed up yet?
9. The Harpoon Shandy is something. Grapefruit in a beer is quite odd but yet not off putting.
10. Calnan is out shopping for his outfits for when we go to a Georgia football game this year. Says you can't dress like a chump off the streets at the SEC games.
11. Jeffrey is now in the creep shots group text. Lets see what he can bring to the table. Its a tough crowd, ask Paddy.
12. I found out Braintree day is the Saturday before July 4th. BIG TIME PARADE AND PARTY!!
13. Children play house at 3 and 5? Shocking to me.
14. Chrissy is looking for a food challenge, does anyone know of any? The kid loves free shirts.

Don't forget the MPC starts at 1 this Saturday. Hope to see ya all. Chrissy already shaved his stache in.


Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Time flies

I mean it is already June 9th. This year is fucking cruising.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Paddy Page views is just posting at will and some people hate it, while others don't mind it but everyone agrees that it is not really uplifting. As Rick Pitino once said "...all the negativity that's in this town sucks. I've been around when Jim Rice was booed. I've been around when Yastrzemski was booed. And it stinks. It makes the greatest town, greatest city in the world, lousy. The only thing that will turn this around is being upbeat and positive..."
2. Another year and another successful Dot Day:







3. It never ceases to amaze me how much children change from one visit to the next. One week they are not talking next time you see them they won't shut up.
4. I heard Mario's wedding shower was a success.
5. The girl who will always hold a special place in Chrissys heart, Julie Nickerson is officially moving back to Hull. Somewhere, 21 year old Chrissy is smiling.
6. Has anyone heard from Mike G? I texted that kid but he never gets back to me. NH has changed that man.
7. If you are around Quincy on Saturday stop by the Flag day parade.
8. You didn't hear this from me but rumor has it Jeffrey is  having a beach day cookout on Sunday at his house. Pack your kids up and bring some sides.
9. Oh by the way NEVER touch the DJ's equipment at Peggy Oniels. EVER!!
10. If you have never seen Chrissy hung over then you have not seen a person in agony. He did bounce back nicely after breakfast though.
11. I am legit the worst at karaoke.
12. The Rivershed in Scituate is fucking good food. I got the brisket and legit it was like meat candy.
13. The housing market is crazy right now. I mean more buyers than sellers, low low interest rates and people paying straight cash for houses.
14. Nothing more exciting than playing Keno and checking a few days later to hit.
15. TK was like a pig in shit at Dot day. A PIG IN SHIT!
16. Don't forget the Chipman pig roast is June 27th! Rumor has it Calnan may make an appearance.
17. If anyone needs Countryfest tickets Smiddy has a few extras kicking around.
18. I think Chrissy is starting a go fund me account so he can take his brood to Disney. I'll let ya know when it is up. (Though I am pretty sure Rob has a time share or two down there and I would check with him to see if he is using it and what the cost would be).

Till next week kiddos.
I hope that your mustaches are all starting to come in. I have shirts available.

Tinder? No Thanks

  



As Derek reported earlier. I'm 30 and flirty.

With that comes the urging of everyone to jump on the Tinder bandwagon. You know that magical app that everyone assumes is better then adultftiendfinder.com or chat roulette.

I do yoga, I'm over 6ft, have salon quality hair and read FOR FUN. Basically a mans man. So people are a little taken aback when I balk at joining. How can such a handsome man/ good human being not be on this. It's a crime against nature. It's like Smiddy not hanging around outside Weight Watchers and Teen NA meetings. 

Well the answer boils down to this. They keep booting Transexuals off for no reason (GOOGLE IT)

You wanna run a hook up service. You run it the right way. You let Transexuals get their crack at the plate. Why? Because that's life. It's not all cut and dry my friend. There's grey areas.  It keeps people honest. Yet another example of kids today wanting everything handed to them. Is it a girl or a guy shouldn't even be a thought. 

Wahhh we won't people thrown at us but, we can't handle the fact maybe one used to be a guy. GROW UP. It's 2015 Tinder. Caitlyn Jenner basically just changed the game and made Trans life the hottest thing going.

Ever think some people may  want to hook up with a Trans person? No you didn't Tinder because your too busy cutting kids food for them and handing out participation awards.

Got news for you. Not everyone likes chocolate or vanilla. Some like a swirl. Little of both. Do some research clowns.

So there you have it. Till Tinder cleans up its act, count this guy out. I'll just stick to the old reliables; Animal Shelters and Book fairs.

PS:  In the off chance a Trans Tinder would be a highly profitable idea, I am available for consulting. Not a ton of experience but, a ton of experience in fairness.

Friday, June 5, 2015

Quick I need 75k to hire Barenaked Ladies......

Said no one ever....

So I have a quick question for everyone. If you come into a little money and your faced with hiring some entertainment for your party. AND your only option for musical genre is " White People Music" who do you book? Smashmouth or Bare Naked Ladies??????

Both are hit machines, both absolutely dominated the 90's and both are available to play at your next private event!



Sure "The Ladies" will run you about 75k at the low end. But for around 100k your getting 7 time JUNO (Canadian Fake Grammy) award winning in your face jams! With such hits as "One Week" and and and and and that other stuff they play that won them all those JUNOs. So they didn't have a good run in the US. PER SAY. But when you win 7 again 7 JUNO Awards its speaks to a certain level of talent. Puts you in such good company as Bryan Adams and Celine Dion (I challenge a guy out there to say you didn't dig "The Titanic Song")





Now if your a fan of value then you would have to go Smashmouth. Their high end runs around 75k.  And your getting a group that got some SERIOUS radio play with jams like "All Star", "Walkin on the Sun" and a solid cover sample (I'm a Believer, Why Cant We Be Friends and Can't Get Enough of You Baby). Do they have much in awards? Nah but, clearly in the Court of Popularity they take "The Ladies" by a mile. You couldn't flip on Top 40 in the 90's and not get an earful of just feel good hits because of Smashmouth.

So there you have it overpay because of a bunch of phony Canadian Awards and get one hit or underpay and get a literal hit factory in your backyard. Choice is yours out I go Smashmouth (Dudes look like they party. Unlike the "Science Club" Barenaked Ladies)


PS : Not a hypothetical in the least but what if I was to tell you Hip Hop Mega Star MYSTIKAL is available to book for well under 20k.  And Derek has that big ole yard AND foam machines are running around 1500. You people see what Im putting down?


PPS: Look past Mystikal's Criminal Record if you can, he did his time and the last half of it was tax stuff anyway (jaywalking). Most of it doesn't even count when you got people snitching on you because they jelly anyway.

Thursday, June 4, 2015

Haute Takes



Likes: Starbucks Pumpkin Coffee, Uggz, Barre Class, Pilates ,BRUINS hockey and FENWAY

And thus reads the FB page of every female age 16-35.  And so well encapsulates why both the Sox and Bruins organizations are in a tail spin.

Look I'm not a hockey guy. Growing up that was a your parents aren't divorced sport. And goddam if my parents were getting up at 5am

Nor am I baseball guy. Sure I played till high school but generally those who were blind until age 4 have sucky eye hand coordination. So, I grew to hate it.

What I am though is a blogger with a ferocious appetite for truth.  Look I'm not saying there are no true sox and Bruins fans out there. There sure are. The guy still keeping score himself at the sox. A fan. The guy who managed to keep his sanity during 90s bruin hockey. A fan.

But here's my haute take. GENERALLY THE HEALTH OF  A SPORTS ORGINAZATION IS LINKED TO ITS NUMBER OF FEMALE FANS.

Look I'm a modern man. Not a feminist but not mysoginist either. But look the higher number of female fans a team has in Boston the less true fans you'll find. 

Notice pre 2004. You went to Fenway was it a complete sausage fest. No but, it still somewhat resembled what other baseball stadiums resemble elsewhere in the country. Then whamo 04 World Series happens. Sox are hot. And like the Swallows of Capistrano the "Pink Hats" flood in. And conversely scumbag Henry and crew are there to take their money. And now Fenway is just a shitty stadium where baseball is a second thought and a bachelorette party destination.

Roughly the same occurred to the Bruins. For years Bruins games where the Mecca for Malden Youth Hockey Coaches with a drinking problem and other unsavory elements. Bruins win the cup and again the Hats come flying and again there's an even scummier ownership group there to poach the shekels of the female element. 

In summary the Circus state of each organization can be attributed to this. once the Pink Hats emerge, much like  when a lion sees a deer , the scumbag ownership groups of both organizations can't help themselves  and become less concerned with the quality of the product. Suddenly their #1 concern is gouging the single 27 year old nurse from Braintree and her friends at a game. They're willing to transform a hockey/baseball game into an overpriced circus just to cater to them. 

And you can't fault the ownership. There billionaires, they made billions because they love money. So they can't say no when a pack of girls want to hear sweet Caroline as long as they are paying 10 bucks a beer.

The fault lies totally with the bandwagon jumping New England Pink Hat. Your willingness to shell over 10 bucks for beer and worse attend concerts at there shitty venue (Red Sox) has essentially killed not one but 2 sports organizations.

So take note nationals and Orioles fans a little bit of success may be your nail in the coffin too.The minute you see your first bachelorette party at a game it's probably too late.



Reminders!!


1st reminder:


The 8th Annual Mustache Pub crawl is only 15 days away Saturday, June 20th starting at 1:00pm

The money raised will be donated to Dana Farber Cancer institute

1st ride is Boston Beer Works 1:00-2:30
2nd ride The Grand Canal 2:30-3:45
3rd ride Paddy O's 3:45-5:00
4th ride The Tap Trailhouse 5:00-6:15
5th ride Clarke's 6:15-7:30
6th ride The Wild Rover 7:30-8:45
7th ride The Hong Kong 8:45-10:00
8th ride The Times Irish Pub 10:00-close

We will have fake mustaches and name tags

Please feel free to invite anyone and everyone who wants to drink for a cause, likes random Saturday drunkfests or wants to buy a fucking shirt.

If you want a shirt before the crawl. Lets make plans.

2nd reminder:

Dot day is this Sunday.


The Annual bowl off is at 9:30 then we will head to Peggy O'Niels.

Lets see what Chrissy has in store this year:



Holla atcha boy!

Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Prince is my hero







Alright, Derek might of accidentally on purpose run his mouth this morning and put an idea in my head.


So let me start off with what this blog isn't. It isn't a cheap attempt by a South Shore Gossip site to up its web traffic.

That being said how come nobody talks about Prince aka Joey CoCo aka Alexander NeverMind aka Jamie Starr kind of being a jerk suing everyone?

I mean I get it. The guy is talented as all hell. And is a Smiddy level bedder of women. But dammit this guy loves lawsuits. I mean if your proud of vigorously litigating those who negatively effect you, wouldn't you brag?

But apparently he doesn't. And that's Prince in a nutshell. Doesn't take credit for things. When friend Kenny Rogers needed a song written he did it for him. But you don't see Prince credited for writing "You're My Love". No it's Joey CoCo.

So anyway in conclusion Prince loves to vigorously defend his work. And God bless him.

PS. Also praise Prince for suing Coachella. So sick of that music fest. Bunch of basics screaming over Girl Talk and Bruno Mars. They had that one coming. Stop trying to recreated Lollapaloza you yuppy scum.

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Dial S for Sex!








Alright let's deal with the 600lb Gorilla in the room. Caitlyn Jenner.  If we are being fair. I've needed quite some time to process this. My mind normally operates in some dark spots but, this turn of events got me.

U.S. Super Athlete wins gold medals, splays out basically every hot broad we had in the 70s and 80s marries into the Kardashian fortune. And now here I am wondering whether has splayed his dick into a vagina or not. 

Why? Because I am an American male age 18-65. And it's not a matter of whether would you or would you not enjoy relations with Bruce Jenner but, under what terms. If your a male Vanity Fair got ya good. Got us all good with that cover. I can guarantee there is not a male alive. Who did not contemplate it. 

And you guys frothing at the mouth to call me gay, guaranteed you looked at Ms Jenner and contemplated doing some biblical shit like reverse pile driver et al.

But back to terms. And here where it gets personal. Under what terms would you bed Ms Jenner? Yea ok she's 65 a little old but, if your telling me you wouldn't  lay out Maria Shriver get your self deceiving ass out of my face.

How bout the fact Ms Jenner is an Olympic Gold Medalist? That's gotta be worth something right? Your telling me Nancy Kerrigan transitions to male you wouldn't? Liar ( I personally wouldn't A.) Silver Medals are participation awards and B.) A Shitty attitude is a big time turn off)

So we can all agree. At least on the surface and after some photoshop Ms Jenner is pretty attractive for her age. So anatomy aside. What are your terms?

Post Op, Red Wine, Earth Wind n Fire CD and Silk Sheets. See not that hard!

Feel free to share your terms (I'm gay comments will be taken as is, with pegging (DONT WIKIPEDIA THAT) )

Movie Bag/PSA






 
Close your eyes. Now imagine what the life of an Amateur Porn Star is like. Pretty depressing right. In "Hot Girls Wanted" we are plunged into the extremely predictable depressing world of amateur porn stars. Guys lying to you, weed smoking, shitty tattoos, I hate my southern hometown talk and vomit eating. All pretty pedestrian shit
 
 
 I won't ruin it for anyone. Because it is literally the most predictable documentary of all time. But it does one thing and does it well. Makes you feel a little bad for watching porn. Just bad enough that you question the amount/ content of what you watch but, not bad enough to make you stop watching.
 
 I go to the gym 3-4 times a week, hit at least 2 yoga classes, own 5 Patagonia shirts and drink Tea. I took Theatre classes in College. I've seen Rent live.
 
 So generally I feel really good about myself. Not Crossfit good where I can judge the shit out of others but, probably a lot better then a lot of you.
 
 That being said. I just like everyone reading can go to a computer, IPad or even my phone. And type in any sexual terms I want and be flooded with countless videos of high quality. Bukkake, midget, Indian. Whamo 5000 videos.
 
 
 Remember just 15 years ago? you wanted to see some of that shit? A.) You probably couldnt 2.) you had to drag yourself to the ole porno shop and risk being outed for the pervert we all are.
 
 
 
And fuck being a kid back then.
 
 
 
You wanted to see some full frontal. Your options were limited and ALL INVOLVED WORK.
 
 For example you wanted to see a Penthouse. Well your gonna have to associate with the weird kid with the pervert dad who has a subscription. Chances are his home life sucks and the Penthouse subscription is probably just the tip of his parents perversion so you'll have to hear all about the sounds at night. And then be cool enough with him to wait for him to take you up to the attic.
 
 
Wanted to look at the early porn websites?? Well good luck breaking your parents AOL Parental Controls Password.
 
 My point is this. We need more movies like "Hot Girls Wanted". Why because the Pervert game is not about indulging in whatever you want. Well it is. But it's also about feeling a little bad and just enjoying that Gokkun Video (DONT WIKIPEDIA THIS) anyway.
 
 
 There needs to be some neagtivity attached to porn because if we continue in a consequenceless/ workless world of pornography, that goes unchecked without shame then in 5 years we are gonna be watching some really fucked up stuff. Like "ear fun" videos.

hateration.........

AND YOUR NEW DRUNKNOTHINGS BLOGGER PADDY CALNAN A.K.A. CHIEFBLOGRUINNER - 

Look I know I'm the new guy and i'm essentially writing on a South Shore rag sheet but, can I level with everyone I WAS SECRETLY ESTATIC WHEN BRADY GOT SUSPENDED.

My reasoning is simple. I like football. The sport. I'll watch anything up to an including high school, hell if I didn't hold a grudge against Pop Warner (too fat to play) I'd prob watch that. That being said If your a fan of the game of football you should hate the far majority of every Patriots fan you come across.

Why? Because essentially they stopped being fans of the game of football essentially around 2003. And morphed into pompous hypocrites who resemble a late 90s/ early 2000s Yankees fan more then anything. Let me elaborate with some stone cold facts.

1.) If they were such great fans, wouldn't Pats home games be a little more entertaining? Don't get me wrong any excuse to slug beers in the morning is great but, ever been to one of these things? 1st and foremost it's a Kraft money grab the minute you walk onto their property. The game itself, a morgue like environment compared to 95pct of other stadiums in the U.S. of A. God forbid you drop an F Bomb in front of that Hingham Mom and her kids Trevor and Chad. You better believe security is getting called.

2.) The following statement " Belichick is an asshole, I hate him but, he's a genius". Not saying some assholes aren't geniuses. History is full of them. But if he's the leader of the greatest sports dynasty of all time don't you think he should get a break on his mood? No because the typical Pats fan is so use to getting sunshine blown up there ass from Brady they demand to have it all! ( but fuck Pete Carroll he's too happy)

And genius. Anyone ever bother to understand anything he does? No because it's not about football ITS ABOUT WINNING. Let me explain briefly for you. He rips other coaches off. Chiefly college coaches ( you know that inferior product Pats fans refuse to watch). Messing with eligible non eligible receivers? Taken from Saban/Lane Kiffin at Bama. The Pats foray with hurry up and quick screens. Notice all started after Chip Kelly (Oregon) visited the Pats around 2008.

3.) The following statement "Bob Kraft is a great guy". No, no he's not. Your first hint is should of been he's a Billionaire. What Billionaire ever made Billions being a great guy? Answer: No one. His wife dies within milliseconds grouting around with some 23 yr old. "Yea but good for him". No not good for him. Be sneaky about it. Because guess what your granddad pulls that he's a scumbag, either that or embrace being a bad person full force like Jerry Jones. Basically Kraft could shit in your living room and the typical Pats fan would rationalize it well at least he didn't piss too right but class act. Class Act. And if I can pop another balloon. If you think he didn't have some clue what Hernandez was up to your a moron. You think they have some moral code? The Patriot Way? Go Wikipedia there recent signing Fred Davis. Gold Medalist in OUI and Domestic Assault

That all being said. Guess what I still watch the games. Yea know why I'm a football guy.  But I secretly wish the entire time the asshat Die Hard Pats Fan from Quincy with the Mayo Jersey gets railed by an 18 wheeler walking out  of Buff Wild Wings.

Please let the reaction to this be bad. I just crapped all over you people's identity (essentially all of Smiddys). 

Monday, June 1, 2015

June is here

For some reason it always seems like June is the busiest month of the year - birthday parties, graduations, summer cookouts, Dot day and over all tomfoolery.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1.Looks like its Christmas in June:


2. Ladies, Crazy Calnan is not looking for anything serious right now he just wants to take you to pound town. (He is also would like a gym partner).
3. We are on to chicken sausage (no Craisins were used while making these sausages):

4. I can not wait for TK's 1st annual Bringing back the 80's cookout. Heard, Chrissy is going as Max Headroom. 
5. Cape Cod Blonde is now on tap at the Charlie Horse. Tell Chris Leaden I said hello!
6. Supah P is looking into knocking his house down and building a new. Man I can't wait to help with that demo.
7. Not too much fan fare with this years MPC so it may be dead if we can't get enough support.
8. The over all barber shop experience is second to none. Just bullshitting and having a great time.
9. What? Why yes we are still waiting for Chrissy's first Uber Update.
10. Man people are already talking fantasy football? What the fuck.
11. If you were curious Rob ran 8 miles yesterday.
12. Nora Mitchell is now off doing food tours in various cities throughout this great country.

I am off to enjoy this 48 degree day.


Tuesday, May 26, 2015

That escalated quickly

I hope that everyone had a nice memorial day weekend. It seems as though we had 1 week of spring and now we are right into the summer.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. A sunburn on the tops of your feet is by far the worst place.
2. The Mustache Pub Crawl shirts are in. So far I have sold 4, if you want one before the crawl let me know and Ill meet up with ya.

3. Upcycling is all the rage right now huh?
4. Putting together a swing set is a 5 hour job.

5. Never under estimate the amount of food Chrissy will have at  his cookout.
6. When in Rome:

7. Hope everyone made it back from the Cape with all that traffic.
8. Joe Q smashed his phone so he lost all his numbers. If you need him send him a text.
9. CVG is no longer working at the Home Depot. He is selling real estate, wonder why Jason Foley didn't use him to sell his Quincy place?
10. I had turkey hot dogs and they are not bad but they aren't really healthy either so they are kind of a waste.
11. Chrissy is in for trivia every 3rd Thursday. Just in case you guys want to join team Whiskey Dick.
12. Do you think Alison is nervous all weekend long when Chrissy is at home watching both kids?

That is all I have time for today.

Monday, May 18, 2015

Is it June yet?

Good old Tom Kelly made his way back to the Raynham race track this weekend. It took him a while but the kid was betting Trifectas and Superfectas like it was 1987 all over again.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Stuffed peppers are under rated as a meal.
2.What? No that's not a time machine that's TK's house phone:


3. My second go round with sausage making went 100% better than my 1st.
4. Congrats to Lauren Brady on the 39 mile breast cancer walk. Gotta save the boobies.
5. The MPC shirts will be in next week if anyone wants to buy theirs early.
6. Chris Leaden is pretty good with the trivia.
7. Chrissy may be planning a trip to the Belmont stakes to witness greatness and a triple crown winner.
8. Rumor, and that is all it is at this time a rumor, has it Jeffrey may be making a rare Thursday night drinking appearance this week.
9. Speaking of trivia, team Whiskey Dick, came in 4th out of 24 teams. We celebrated with shots!
10. It's always a good time when Mike Foley squeezes you in for a few beers. I do not know how the economy of North Carolina survived with him up here for a weekend though.
11. Home Depot is increasingly becoming the same as BJ's. Every time you go in there you are dropping at least $150.
12. Jason "Big Show" Foley is selling his 2 family house in Quincy for $550,000 is you know anyone looking for that type of investment.
13. Guess who is going to Dot day? Thomas Gerard Kelly!!
14. The ticks are out in full force people. Check ya pets.
15. I think I may be cancelling the WWE network. Not really feeling it.
16. The new $30 tickets do not seem to be paying that well, or at least I am not hitting.

Don't forget Jeb's pig roast on June 27th to raise money.

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

The Chipman Family Pig roast is back

2nd Generation Chipman Family Pig Roast - Saturday, June 27th.

 Not sure if you guys heard but Jeb's mom passed suddenly from cancer.





They are doing things a little bit different this year, it is now a fund raiser for a nursing scholarship that the Chipman's have set up in their moms name.  Spread the word, the more the merrier. Plus we are family friendly.

There will be a band playing, a bigger pig, 4 kegs, raffles, door prizes, as always bean bag toss....and a great time for a great cause.



*Recently we came to an agreement with The Cornerstone Band!  They are a brand new 4 piece Raggae band hailing from the south shore of Boston, MA; featuring Jackson Wetherbee, Nicholas Asta, Johnny Alves, and Mark King!  As if you needed another reason to attend this all star fun fest!*


Anyone interested in going or wanting to donate text - Jeb 781-626-1712 or me.

#FUCKCANCER

Monday, May 11, 2015

It is open season...

To throat punch anyone who complains about the heat. Make sure you make it count.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Jeffrey really loves his snap chat. The kid wont text you back but he will snap the shit out of a bag of chips.
2. My foray into homemade sausage is moving along quite nicely. So far my 1st batch didn't have enough fat I guess. It is a learning process.
3. The siding job is complete, little before and after:




4. I hope everyone has started their staches. The Pub crawl shirts have been ordered.
5. Who knew that grinders are so damn expensive.
6. How did I just find out that Rio was on MTVs the Grind back in 2000?
7. Fiore in the North End is pretty good but what kind of place shuts down at midnight?
8. If its not one thing its another when owning a house.
9. Jeffrey just found out about the "minivan" - 2 in the front and 5 in the back. The Shocker is so 90's.
10. We all have that one friend who says yes to everything you ask them to do but always backs out last minute or totally blows you off right?
11. I do not know if it is just because I am getting older but I am really digging on Bud Heavy.
12. Mikey T hates Google. Can you even hate google?
13. Ladies Padraig Calnan is single ready to mingle. He is 30 and flirty.
14. Is there anything more fun than sneaking shots when you are out in a big group?

Remember to pass along the Mustache Pub Crawl date of June 20th. I mean it has only been on the blog for a year but what the hell.



Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Cinco De Mayo

I hope everyone gets their Tuesday night drinking on tonight. Its Mother fucking Cinco De Mayo!! And if you don't drink the worm at the bottom of the tequila, well then you are a pussy.

This is what I learned while I was off:
1. If you work for Lauren Brady - she will "manage you up or manage you out". She is an ax man for a bank, basically she comes in and cleans up, oh and FIRES YOU! Oh you have 3 kids...I DON'T CARE.
2. Still do not get snap chat at all but 193 people follow me so I have that going for me.
3. Padraig Calnan just wants me to post dogs of the week and add new content to this blog.
4. Now that Chrissy has his phone back he plans on writing Uber Updates, stories from his weekend pick ups. Lets see how long this lasts.
5. I forgot how much fun the track is. If anyone wants to go to the track for the Preakness, let me know, I have a $45 winner burning a hole in my pocket.
6. The new $30 scratch tickets suck.
7. Who knew that Google Chrome had a remote access tool?
8. Rumor has it after much soul searching, Julie Nickerson is coming home in August.
9. Don't forget to get your free breakfast tacos today at Taco bell from 7-11 today.
10. I don't know who it takes longer to recover from a night of drinking; Jeffrey or Rob.
11. I thought I was going to have to miss Dot day for my nephews christening but guess what that was changed to June 21st - the Christening. Christ does love me!
12. Avengers: Age of Ultron was a pretty bad ass movie.
13. Stripping paint off an old door is hard arduous work.
14. I did not get to watch the fight of the century but I heard it sucked.
15. Red Sox nation we are in May now and I don't see a Brian Rose or a Jeff Suppan coming up to save this season.
16. The Olde Bostonian has lots of pieces from old houses if you are looking for anything.
17. Would the Mustache Pub Crawl work for you guys on June 20th?
18. I could go the rest of my life without ever having to paint anything ever again.

Monday, April 27, 2015

May is coming

I know the old saying goes the older you get the faster the years go by but man is this year if flying. It is like someone has the foot on the gas and the speedometer is pinned.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Rio is 100000000% a professional landscaper. Kid kills it. If you are on the North Shore and need to get some landscaping done. Call Sunshine Landscaping.
2. If Chrissy doesn't have a cell phone can he still bitch about me not posting enough?
3. Does anyone know of any bars that will be having the fight this Saturday?
4. After months of Jeffrey and Chrissy hounding me to join Snap Chat I finally broke down. I don't really get it but hey add me - Drunknothings.
5. Instead of tuxedos, renting a suit is all the rage. Like it matters? I look good in a trash bag.
6. Operation vinyl siding starts this week. Lets hope it goes off without a hitch.
7. I by no means have a green thumb but my rose bushes have a canker fungus and they may be on their last leg.
8. You guys go to the Bruggers Bagels? They have some bomb ass breakfast sandwiches.
9. Has anyone heard from Welchie? Supah P? Lauren Brady? JayDisco?
10. How quickly the Red Sox optimists have started changing their tunes.
11. Who schedules a baby christening for Dot day? Really?
12. I don't know if any of you guys caught Daredevil on Netflix but man that shit was awesome. I can not wait for the rest of the Marvel series to come out.
13. Without the Bruins in the playoffs, I am enjoying the playoffs more than I thought I would. Hockey playoffs is where its at. #becauseitsthecup
14. If anyone is looking for a car, Marios buddy Jimmy is selling cars at Prime Hyundai in Quincy.

That's all I got for now people.


Chrissy mentioned going to Cagneys Thursday for trivia night if anyone is interested.
If there are no bars having the fight is anyone having a party to have the fight?

Anyone looking for 2 tickets to the Sox Game next Monday night, May 4th game. Mikey T has a pair on the rf roof.

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

A smashing success

Another year and another Marathon Monday in the books. The game was cold as fuck though.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. CVG likes to finger bang, its like 1st base to him.

2. Smiddy was MIA all day, even though he was asked to come hang out.
3. There is a rumor that Chrissy may do a smaller version of the MPC in Quincy. Right now its just a rumor.
4. Nothing worse than being dehydrated and your calf's hurt.
5. Pretty sure Jeffrey was on nine yesterday.
6. One of Smiddys ex-flames was out and about yesterday. It is safe to say that Kalin Marshall is CRAZY.
7. The Celtics band wagon is almost full. Hope you got a seat.
8. I cant grow grass to save my life.
9. Chrissy says he can go a whole year without shaving/trimming his beard. I say Bullshit!
10. TK is killing it at the gym, trying to get down to 225. We wish you well Mr TK.
11. Jeffrey makes some killer pasta salad even if Katie thinks otherwise.
12. The new Iphones have a black thumbs up and a black okay hand and most phones change them to white.
13. The Rivershed in Scituate is a pretty nice dive bar.
14.  I don't think Mike Foley is ever coming back. Kids living the high life down there.
15. I hope you guys can make it out to next years Marathon game. Its always a great time and you always bump into random people.
16. If you are around the South End stop in and see Brewer at Stellas. The kids killing it.