Friday, January 30, 2009


Unreal Base Jumping Turns Into Flight - Watch more Sports Videos

New Signs popping up

We are all aware that layoff's are happening all through out the country but one business is booming. I have been noticing these signs more and more lately.

SuperBowl Weekend

It's Friday on a busy sports filled weekend. There are movers and shakers on the Wanna B's list. Mover of the week is Justin Phelps. He jumps up from #18 to #4 after his purchase of a Cam Neely to go to a game later next month. He is also the same person who said getting Season Tickets was a "bad investment". Shaker of the week William J Smiddy from #4 to #13.

Lets get to the Wanna B's list:

1. Billy Costa (Kiss 108s own radio personality)
2. Brian Ryan
3. Chuck Tofuri
4. Justin Phelps
5. Aiden Kelly
6. Nora Mitchell
7. Joe Rene - A Haitian
8. John "Phil Housley" Brewer
9. Dan "Gary" Madden
10. Padriag Calnan - owns a Sid the Kid Jersey and Ovechkin shirt
11. Brian Folan
12. Jason Milligan
13. William J Smiddy
14. David Spellman
15. Bobby Freeman - wants on the bandwagon
16. Lenny Graff
17. Walter Pratt
18. FrankBrown
19. Dale Arnold
20. Starbucks Joe
21. Timmy Carrier Corp
22. Michael Toomajanian
23. Andrew Sousa
24. Tim Barrett
25. Pete "the Meat" Shepard
26. Kristine Young
27. The Staff at Conner Larkin - how do you turn off a Bruins game tied 3-3
28. Ed Media Jim
29. Michael Felger - Trade Phil Kessel for Vinny Lecavlier and his 85 mil?
30. William Graham
31. Larry Mastrangelo
32. ChiefDude
33. Joe Smiddy - Sabres Fan trying to get on the band wagon. Bills Uncle
34. Charles Ferlauto
35. Staff at The Place - how do you turn a game off in the 2nd period and then back on for the shoot out?
36. Mark Hetnik
37. Steve O'toole

The list grows more and more each day.
If you know someone who should be added to the Wanna B list send me a quick email at MRBOOZE187@HOTMAIL.COM or text me their name. The B's band wagon you are either on it OR UNDER IT!

A couple of Jackie Edwardisms from last nights tough loss -
"I own this town"
"Three passes in a phone booth"
No matter if you love him or hate him Jackie Edwards does make the game more fun to watch. Whether you are laughing with him or at him he always makes me smile

Sports this weekend:
Tonight - Celtics @ Detroit 7pm
Saturday - UFC 94 @ 10pm
Sunday - Minny @ Celtics 12 noon; Bruins @ Montreal 2pm; Super Bowl kick off at 6:28.

I am pretty sure we will be going to Coops tomorrow night for the UFC. Should be a good set of fights. I hope George "Rush" St. Pierre gets his ass kicked by B.J. Penn.
I will be at DJ's on Sunday for the Bruins game and the Super bowl. Rumor has it they will be raffling off Celtics/Lakers tickets during the game. I am now designating DJ's as the Super Bowl SPOT! Please show up and invite your friends!! The more the merrier.

As far as Betting on the game. This is what I like.
Arizona and the Money line +245.
Arizona +7
Toin coss: tails
1st Td: Pitt
TD anytime: Mark Speath

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Office Issues

I am not sure what happens to people when they leave their houses....all respect for public property or common courtesy goes out the window. For example, if you use the last of something, can you replace it with a new one? The water bubbler thing my office is ALWAYS empty. I think I change it a few times a week because when I go to get water it's empty. I guess I just need to start bringing my own water and just not deal with it. The conference rooms are always a mess too, especially if there has been food at a meeting. I am not sure what would possess a person to leave their plate and cup on the table instead of throwing it in the trash. Do these people live like this at home? Do their mothers or wives or husbands or partners or significant others or kids pick up after them all the time?? And why do people leave dishes in the sink in the little kitchenette room? Do they think there is a cleaning person here who will wash the dishes for them?!

Hump day is the best day.

I guess we can chat about a few things today.
1. The Snow
2. The Bruins
3. The Super Bowl
4. The fight Saturday night - UFC 94
5. Chrissys Stache vs FrankBrowns Stache

1. I mean when is the snow going to stop? It seems like once a week there is some snow fall. Plus these weather men are never right(or is it weather persons). One minute they forcast 12-16"'s of snow but we end up with 3-5"'s? Maybe it is not the snow that is getting to me as it is people with their lawn chairs, cones, barrels, milk crates, or any other piece of old furniture that they are leaving out to hold their spots. As much as I am bitching about the snow, the last time anyone actually had to shovel it was in 2008. This shit has been the light and fluffy variety since the get go. It may be time to call Mayor Menino's office and take him to task with the object removal.

2. The Bruins win 3-2 in OT...

R.O.A.R. (Rally On A Roadtrip) Party

Boston Bruins vs. Philadelphia Flyers Philadelphia

When: Wednesday, February 4 | 7:00 p.m.
Location: Hard Rock Cafe, 22-24 Clinton Street, Boston

Join fellow Bruins fans at the Hard Rock Cafe on Wednesday, February 4 at 7:00 p.m. for the second Rally On A Roadtrip watch party. Cheer on the B's as they take on the Flyers in Philadelphia. Blades and the Bruins Ice Girls will be on hand with great giveaways and prizes.

For more information, please call 617.624.BEAR(2327), Option 3 or email

3. The Superbowl is this Sunday, February 1st.

I am taking Arizona and the Money line:
Line: Pittsburgh -7
Money Line: Arizona +245

So basically you bet $100 bucks to win $245. I know Pittsburgh has a nice defense but I don't think you can take all of Kurt Warner's offensive weapons. I like this bet.

Now the real question is where to watch the Super Bowl? Since the Patriots are not in it some people seem disinterested. The bars are not offering any food specials, drink specials and I still have no god damn squares.
The Celtics play at noon, The Bruins play at 2pm and the big game is at 6:15 that is a whole lot of sports and even more drinking.

Here are the options(per William J Smiddy)in no particular order:
1. The Junction - buckets of beers
2. DJ's at the garden - Mattys working
3. Slainte' (formerly the 6 House) - buckets of beers
4. The Goal Post - a Quincy Staple

Minnesota vs Celtics at Noon
Bruins vs Montreal at 2pm
Arizona vs Pittsburgh at 6:15pm


4. We will be going down to Coops in Quincy on Saturday night for UFC 94.

If you are in the area stop on down. It is always a good time there.




Tuesday, January 27, 2009

New Nokia Cell Phone

Well it was only a matter of time until one of the cell phone companies came out with a one up to the I phone. Introducing the new Nokia .45 never miss a call and when a phone comes out that you want use your Nokia .45 to take it. With the Nokia .45 you never have to worry about some one trying to take your shit again.


A 14-year-old boy has managed to fool police officers in the US after dressing up in police uniform and reporting for duty at a Chicago police station.

The 14-year-old boy has been charged with impersonating a police officer

The teenager went on patrol in a squad car for five hours before he was detected.

He was only caught out when his stint alongside an actual police officer ended and another officer noticed his uniform was missing a regulation star.

Force spokeswoman Monique Bond said the local teenager was a member of a youth programme for those interested in police work.

He did not have a gun, issued no tickets and did not drive the vehicle at any time, said Deputy Superintendent Daniel Dugan.

The boy looks older than 14 and was motivated by a desire to be a cop and not by "ill intent", he added.

Officers are investigating what they describe as a serious security breach.

The teenager, who has not been named for legal reasons, has been charged with impersonating a police officer.

How cool is this imagine your 14 years old you got a police car have fooled the entire police department and your now driving around town in a real police car. The first thing I would do is pull over chicks until one offers to give me a blow job to get out of a ticket. Oh yeah I went there.

Mr. Booze the Ninja's are coming

American Proverbs

what fat chicks lack in looks they make up for in willingness and enthusiasm.

The wicked work harder to preach hell than the righteous do to get to heaven.

There are three kinds of people; those that make things happen, those that watch things happen and those who don't know what's happening.

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal.

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction.

Smith and Wesson or a Colt always beat four aces.

Nobody has ever bet enough on a winning horse.

Of two evils, it is always best to vote for the least hypocritical.

In business partnerships and marriage partnerships, oh, the cheating that goes on.

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell.

G.I.W.L.T.F. week 5

Week 5 is Fergie I find that the fact she was a herroine addict sexy does that make me strange? who knows either way she is hot.

Joe No Job Part 2

Hello My Fellow Drunks. This is R.D.J. here. I just wanted to clarify something to everyone. Some of the things I’m going to write about are fact and the other is my opinion. I’m not really into fiction. The previous e-mail that you read I would consider an opinion. If Derek could get his act together and put a voting link that would help my situation out. Once again my opinion. I know you are all wondering where I’m going with this so ill cut to the chase. Princess Roof Deck read Derek’s blog today while at work. Lets just say thank God she was at work. I might be choking on my testicles for lunch. At least I would have food to eat ! Joke. In being creative with my list I wanted to include 10 items . I mean who really has a list with anything less. I came up short . I had a writers block like Stephen King. I cant write or even think when I don’t have The Red Sox here to occupy my life. Why do you think Mr. King is always @ the park. Anyways I believe that when I’m writing there are 10 Basic thing you should always try to incorporate into “The Blog”.

1. Sports

2. Beer

3. Friends

4. Sex

5. Food

6. TV/Movies

7. Beach (because Derek loves the beach)

8. Bill Smiddy

9. Money

10. AA ( believe it or not one day we will all be there)

Sticking to my guns I kept my TOP 5 in the last blog. Well like I said I was having a brain fart when it came to the sex part. That is where this quote comes into play, “I also got to stare at a bartender that I’ve wanted to bang since I first laid eyes on her” & “ #10.Always bang her when you have the chance”. This was more of a statement to all the men out there that sometimes need a little advice. I actually had to go back and add this in as a filler if you will.

Back to my Princess. She did not think this was the least bit funny. The truth be told, I had read the story to her but I sort of left that part out. I thought it was the end of it. Who would have ever imagined she gave a fuck about what we talk about. Bottom line, Princes wanted to know what I had done all day so I had to share it with her.

Well needless to say it didn’t go over very well. I mean I called it creative writing. The part creative means I don’t have to explain dog shit when making a statement. The only person that wanted to know where the bar was is Chrissy but he’s a sick fuck. No 1 else seems to really care. Does anyone care where ,when, or why? I was just trying to kill sum time , and take up sum of yours. Is that not the point? 1 more thing Princess new exactly what bar and what girl. Eeeek! “ It was a filler though.” I honestly wouldn’t touch her with Chrissy’s dick and Smiddy pushing.

Well Princess you know that you are the only one for me and you must reevaluate your interpretation of my sad story. I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. I love you.

There is only 1 Princess Roof Deck.

Sincerely, R.D.J.

This is RDJs newest and latest email enjoy.

A man with too much time on his hands:

Working Replica of Noah's Ark Opened In SCHAGEN, Netherlands . The
Massive central door in the side of Noah's Ark was opened the first
Crowd of curious townsfolk to behold the wonder. Of course, it's
Only a replica of the biblical Ark , built by Dutch Creationist
Johan Huibers as a testament to his faith in the literal truth of
The Bible.

The ark is 150 cubits long, 30 cubits high and 20 cubits wide.
That's two-thirds the length of a football field and as high as a
Three-story house. Life-size models of giraffes, elephants, lions,
Crocodiles, zebras, bison and other animals greet visitors as they
Arrive in the main hold. A contractor by trad e! , Huibers built the
Ark of cedar and pine. Biblical Scholars debate exactly what the
Wood used by Noah would have been.

Huibers did the work mostly with his own hands, using modern tools
And with occasional help from his son Roy. Construction began in
May 2005. On the uncovered top deck - not quite ready in time for
The opening - will come a petting zoo, with baby lambs and
Chickens, and goats, and one camel.

Visitors on the first day were stunned. 'It's past comprehension',
Said Mary Louise Starosciak, who happened to be bicycling by with
Her husband while on vacation when they saw the ark looming over
The local landscape.

'I knew the story of Noah, but I had no idea the boat would have
Been so big.' There is enough space near the keel for a 50-seat
Film theater where kids can watch a video that tells the story of
Noah and his ark. Huibers, a Christian man, said he hopes the
Project will renew interest in Christianity in the Netherlands ,
Where church going has fallen dramatically in the past 50 years.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Quote of the Week!!!

I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

Fast month

The 1st month of the year flew by. I mean its already January 26th and February 1st less than a week away, what the fuck. I know they say that time flies when your having fun but this month hasn't been all that fun. The economy is in the shitter and everyone seems so much more on edge. The cold comes and goes on a whim. This snow seems to be never ending. I want it to start warming up and get to spring time fast. St. Pattys is just around the bend.

Things I've learned this weekend:
1. Maggianos is really really good.
2. Car mechanics are super rip off artists.
3. These headaches I have been getting are becoming progressively worse.
4. William J. Smiddy can juggle the ladies.
5. PS3 is the same thing as Xbox 360.
6. Brownies just aren't as good without a glass of milk.
7. The NHL All star game is a joke.
8. Jamaica Plain seems like a nice quaint neighborhood that is not near anything.
9. I like the Arizona Cardinals a whole lot more after watching the NFL network all weekend long. Money Line BABY!
10. People are not even ashamed of being on the Wanna B's list.
11. Still No one has plans for the Super Bowl.
12. When talking about Facebook to others and calling it FB is down right hilarious.
13. People really liked Joey Roofdecks email.
14. The Magic 8 ball is the easiest way to answer all of life's tough questions.
15. Males wearing earrings are making a come back.

BSSC is hosting their Winter Warrior pub crawl this Saturday, January 31st.

The Superbowl is Sunday and I have hardly no squares and no place to watch the game. I am calling bullshit on both accounts.

Crawl in Boston is hosting their annual Valentines day pub crawl on February 14th. This is also the day after Jeffrey's birthday. What a way to celebrate. I hope all can make it.

Have a nice week.

Should the coach get fired?

Unapologetic coach of 100-0 win fired by school

DALLAS — The coach of a Texas high school basketball team that beat another team 100-0 was fired Sunday, the same day he sent an e-mail to a newspaper saying he will not apologize "for a wide-margin victory when my girls played with honor and integrity."

Kyle Queal, the headmaster for Covenant School, said in The Dallas Morning News online edition that he could not answer if the firing was a direct result of coach Micah Grimes' e-mail disagreeing with administrators who called the blowout "shameful."

Queal did not immediately answer phone messages or e-mail from The Associated Press.

On its Web site last week, Covenant, a private Christian school, posted a statement regretting the outcome of its Jan. 13 shutout win over Dallas Academy. "It is shameful and an embarrassment that this happened. This clearly does not reflect a Christlike and honorable approach to competition," said the statement, signed by Queal and board chair Todd Doshier.

Grimes, who has been criticized for letting the game get so far out of hand, made it clear in the e-mail Sunday to the newspaper that he does not agree with his school's assessment.

"In response to the statement posted on The Covenant School Web site, I do not agree with the apology or the notion that the Covenant School girls basketball team should feel embarrassed or ashamed," Grimes wrote in the e-mail, according to the newspaper. "We played the game as it was meant to be played. My values and my beliefs would not allow me to run up the score on any opponent, and it will not allow me to apologize for a wide-margin victory when my girls played with honor and integrity."

A phone number for Grimes could not be located by The Associated Press. The Dallas Morning News said Grimes did not respond to their repeated e-mail requests for a telephone interview.

There was no answer at a number listed for Doshier.

A parent who attended the game said Covenant continued to make 3-pointers— even in the fourth quarter. She praised the Covenant players but said spectators and an assistant coach were cheering wildly as their team edged closer to 100 points.

Covenant was up 59-0 at halftime.

Dallas Academy has eight girls on its varsity team and about 20 girls in its high school. It is winless over the last four seasons. The academy boasts of its small class sizes and specializes in teaching students struggling with "learning differences," such as short attention spans or dyslexia.

There is no mercy rule in girls basketball that shortens the game or permits the clock to continue running when scores become one-sided. There is, however, "a golden rule" that should have applied in this contest, Edd Burleson, the director of the Texas Association of Private and Parochial Schools, said last week. Both schools are members of this association, which oversees private school athletics in Texas.

The story has received national attention, and the Dallas Academy team has been recognized for refusing to give up during the lopsided contest.

Are you serious with this? This guy gets fired because his team is better than the other team? The school actually issued an apology because they beat them 100-0?? I am glad he sent the email not apologizing!! This just goes to show you what pussies we are raising. Listen, if your kid is playing basketball, that is a competitive sport; they are going to lose some games. If you lose 75-30 do you cry then? Is that ok because your little sweetums got in the score board? Do you bitch that they should of stopped playing defense? Listen Texas parents: If you sign your daughter up to play basketball DON'T FUCKING CRY AND WHINE WHEN THEY LOSE. You are setting a bad example.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Funny pictures!!!!!!

History Mystery:

History Mystery

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born
in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford'.
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Kim's ASS Vs. Jen's ASS

So who's Ass is better Jen's or Kim's You decide.

Friday, January 23, 2009

The World is Going to hell

Police: VaTech grad student knew suspected killer
By SUE LINDSEY, Associated Press Writer Sue Lindsey, Associated Press Writer Fri Jan 23, 1:49 am ET
BLACKSBURG, Va. – Alone and in a new country, graduate student Xin Yang reached out to other Chinese students at Virginia Tech when she arrived two weeks ago, trying to establish her life on campus.

She went to social events with international students, got in touch with the campus center that works to help them adjust and appeared to be making friends as she settled into her accounting program, those who had met her said.

But one of the friendships may have led to her death: Police say she was decapitated with a kitchen knife while having coffee with a Chinese doctoral student in a campus cafe Wednesday night.

The killing stunned a campus that still has vivid memories of the mass slayings in April 2007, when a student gunman shot 32 people and then took his own life. The stabbing was the first slaying on campus since then.

"An act of violence like this brings back memories of April 16," university President Charles Steger said. "I have no doubt that many of us feel especially distraught."

It appeared Yang, who was from Beijing, had met her accused attacker, 25-year-old Haiyang Zhu of Ningbo, China, only recently, said Kim Beisecker, the director of Cranwell International Center, which works with international students. Zhu, a doctoral student in agricultural and applied economics, had been assisting her in adjusting to life at Tech, something the 500 Chinese students often do for new members in their community, she said. They both attended functions for international students, she said.

"She was a very sweet young woman," she said. "He was known as a polite young man."

Though they apparently didn't know each other well, school records listed Zhu as one of her emergency contacts. Beisecker said that may have been because Yang knew few people on campus.

"As best we know, she had made a fair number of friends, but only in the last week," Beisecker said.

What led to the attack is also a mystery: About seven other people who were in the coffee shop told police that the two hadn't been arguing before the attack. Beisecker said there hadn't been previous signs of trouble between them.

However, a Chinese-language blog was written earlier this month under the name Haiyang Zhu, and displaying the same photo of Zhu by authorities in Virginia. The author expressed frustration over stock losses and other problems in the blog, dated Jan. 7.

"Big stock losses. Recently I've been so frustrated I think only of killing someone or committing suicide," the posting reads.

Police received two 911 calls shortly after 7 p.m. Wednesday, and were on the scene in a little more than a minute to take Zhu into custody, Virginia Tech Police Chief Wendell Flinchum said.

Zhu was charged with first-degree murder and was being held without bond at the Montgomery County Jail. His attorney, Stephanie Cox, did not return a call seeking comment Thursday.

Classes were held as usual Thursday and the sprawling 2,600-acre campus appeared normal, with students skateboarding, talking on cell phones and chatting with friends.

Tasha Lockhart, a sophomore from Ocean City, Md., went to her biology class in the Graduate Life Center's auditorium Thursday afternoon. Her instructor told students to be aware of exits that were away from the main entrance in case of trouble, she said.

After the arrest, a campus alert system put in place after the mass shootings by Seung-Hui Cho in 2007 sent out messages to 30,000 subscribers by e-mail, text messages and telephone voice mails Wednesday night, University spokesman Larry Hinckler said.

Because a suspect was in custody, the messages were sent out as notifications rather than as emergency alerts, he said. He said 60,000 messages were sent in about a half hour.

The school offered counseling to students, faculty and staff, and officials contacted students who were injured in the mass shootings as well as the families of victims.

"It was a very retraumatizing kind of experience," said Debbie Day, director of the Office of Recovery and Support

3 dead, 12 wounded in Belgian day care stabbings
By SLOBODAN LEKIC, Associated Press Writer Slobodan Lekic, Associated Press Writer 8 mins ago
DENDERMONDE, Belgium – A man went on a rampage at a Belgian day care center Friday, stabbing two young children and a female worker to death and slashing 12 others all over their bodies, officials said.

Sobbing parents rushed to the scene and to hospitals, and medical workers sprung into action, performing emergency operations to save the 10 children and two adults who were badly wounded.

The attack caused widespread panic in the town 20 miles (30 kilometers) northwest of Brussels. The day care center serves up to 30 children on a residential street.

"An act of great brutality has happened here against our weakest citizens," said mayor Buyse Piet. "The whole city is united in support for the parents who are in deep grief."

Prosecutor Christian Du Four said the man rode his bike to the Fabeltjesland day care center, entered about 10 a.m. and immediately began slashing a knife around. The dead included two children — ranging in age up to 3 — and a woman working in the center.

Du Four said in the mayhem that ensued the attacker simply walked out and got back on his bicycle before being arrested in a nearby supermarket shortly afterward.

Dr. Ignace Demeyer, director of the local hospital, said 10 children arrived at his hospital with very serious stab wounds, all required surgery, and all were now in stable condition.

"This was a particularly violent attack. All the kids had multiple stab wounds on their legs, arms and all over their bodies," he said.

He said two adults also required surgery and also were in stable condition.

Demeyer said 21 children were at the center at the time of the attack, and nine were unharmed.

Du Four did not immediately identify the suspect, who was injured as police detained him and taken to a nearby hospital. Local residents told The Associated Press the suspect had a history of mental illness.

Du Four said police had to show distraught parents digital photographs of those taken to the hospital, asking them to identify their children.

"People are totally in shock," said Leene Du Bois, a spokeswoman for the regional government of Flanders. "Nobody would have imagined anyone could do so much harm. There is much grief."

She said the perpetrator had no connection to the day care center.

The city opened up a nearby community center to provide psychological counseling to family members and witnesses of the stabbings, and police cordoned off the area.

Veerle Heeren, the social welfare minister for the regional Flemish government, said she would be investigating security measures at the center

2 shot outside kindergarten in Norway
By DOUG MELLGREN, Associated Press Writer Doug Mellgren, Associated Press Writer 1 hr 32 mins ago
OSLO, Norway – An off-duty police officer in northern Norway shot and killed his ex-girlfriend with another officer's service pistol, then critically wounded himself Friday outside the elementary school where she was a student teacher, police said. No children were injured.

The shooting happened in the snowy parking lot between the Slettaelva elementary school and a kindergarten in Tromsoe, the main city in the Norwegian Arctic, police said. Photographs on the Web sites of major Norwegian news media showed a body covered in a tarpaulin in the snow.

Police initially said both victims had died, but Tromsoe Police Chief Truls Fyhn later corrected that information, saying the 53-year-old man was in "extremely critical condition" at a local hospital. He said the officer had more than 20 years' service with the police.

Fyhn told a news conference broadcast on national radio that the woman, who was in her early 40s, had been living with the police officer until they broke up last week. He said he could not release their names, pending notification of next of kin.

Norwegian police are normally unarmed, but can have access to weapons at their headquarters or in their car depending on their district, police said.

Tromsoe Police officer Annette Kjoerli said by telephone that the man had taken and used a pistol that was issued to another officer. She said she did not have details so she could not confirm reports in Norwegian news media that the officer stole the pistol from the police station weapons room.

Johan Martin Welhaven, deputy chief of the national unit for internal police investigations, said by telephone that Tromsoe police will investigate the case, since the shooting took place when the officer was off duty.

However, he said, the internal affairs unit would check to see how he obtained the service weapon.

Welhaven said he could not recall a similar case involving a Norwegian police officer.

Police said it was not clear how many children were nearby when the shooting occurred, but it was likely that at least some were in the vicinity. The shooting was reported to police at about 8:30 a.m. (0730 GMT).

Tromsoe is about 250 miles (400 kilometers) north of the Arctic Circle.

I am posting three disturbing stories i read on the net today and as the tittle says the Wolrd is going to hell. The violence involving Children and outside of kindergarden is just plain crazy. Then the beheading what the fuck is that.....

Let the weekend Start

Its time to start the weekend. This may be a long post so I apologize upfront.

Lets get to the Wanna B's list:

1. Billy Costa (Kiss 108s own radio personality)
2. Brian Ryan
3. Chuck Tofuri
4. William J Smiddy
5. Aiden Kelly
6. John "Phil Housley" Brewer
7. Joe Rene - A Haitian
8. FrankBrown
9. Nora Mitchell
10. Padriag Calnan - owns a Sid the Kid Jersey and Ovechkin shirt
11. Brian Folan
12. Jason Milligan
13. Dan "Gary" Madden
14. David Spellman
15. Bobby Freeman - wants on the bandwagon
16. Lenny Graff
17. Walter Pratt
18. Justin Phelps
19. Dale Arnold
20. Starbucks Joe
21. Timmy Carrier Corp
22. Michael Toomajanian
23. Andrew Sousa
24. Tim Barrett
25. Pete "the Meat" Shepard
26. Kristine Young
27. The Staff at Conner Larkin - how do you turn off a Bruins game tied 3-3
28. Ed Media Jim
29. Michael Felger - Trade Phil Kessel for Vinny Lecavlier and his 85 mil?
30. William Graham
31. Larry Mastrangelo
32. ChiefDude
33. Joe Smiddy - Sabres Fan trying to get on the band wagon. Bills Uncle
34. Charles Ferlauto
35. Staff at The Place - how do you turn a game off in the 2nd period and then back on for the shoot out?

The list grows more and more each day.
If you know someone who should be added to the Wanna B list send me a quick email at MRBOOZE187@HOTMAIL.COM or text me their name. The B's band wagon you are either on it OR UNDER IT!

Time for my mid-season Bruins grades. You can argue against my grades if you want but hey I am grading here and you ain't. So suck it.


11 P.J. Axelsson C+ - "Per Johan" is the longest-tenured Bruin. His nickname in Sweden is "Pebben". He is what he is: a hard skater who gives ya 10 goals on the year and kills penalties.
37 Patrice Bergeron C- - "Pusstrice", as some of my friends call him, has not been the same since the hit from Randy Jones last year. He is at best GUN SHY. It is time to put up or shut up.
61 Byron Bitz C - The kid is huge, 6'5. He flies around like a Mac truck. This grade is just average because we haven't seen too much of him at this level.
81 Philip Kessel A- - If not for being a tongue slut, Phil would of gotten an A+. He has really come into his own this year playing with Savvy and Lucic. Claude no matter how much he asks: please do not move Phil to center.
12 Chuck Kobasew C- - Chuck Wagon stop getting injured. That's all I can say about him.
46 David Krejci A - I think when Savvy went down last year Krejci really stepped it up. It carried over to this year. Playing with Wheeler and Ryder helps. Top center in the league.
17 Milan Lucic B- - Started off slow. Then started to heat up. Now is out hurt. Hurry up back
29 Petteri Nokelainen F - He has 1 goal on the year. I am not a fan...FAIL!
73 Michael Ryder B - He is very very streak but does anyone go Top Fatso better?? Playing with Krejci and Wheelers seems to be good for him.
91 Marc Savard A - Playing his best hockey in a Bruins uniform. It will be a sad day when Savvy leaves.
16 Marco Sturm F - Hurt and on the IR for the year. Wasn't doing anything anyways. I hope we can use his salary cap figure and trade for a defenseman.
22 Shawn Thornton B- - Very quick with his hands. Outstanding 4th line winger. Great fighter
26 Blake Wheeler B+ - Former 1st rounder that got away from Phoenix. Great combination of size and speed. Should be considered for the Calder trophy.
18 Stephane Yelle B - What a bargain. $750,000 to play for the year. Is better than P.J and should be re-signed.


33 Zdeno Chara A - Has really stepped up his game this season. I think it's due to Claude letting him loose.
21 Andrew Ference D - Hurt much?
34 Shane Hnidy B- - the Sheriff is up and down. Sometimes he seems like he isn't that interested in the game.
48 Matt Hunwick C+ - Mikey calls him Don Sweeney 2.0. He has really impressed me at times.
45 Mark Stuart B- Strong as an Ox. Doesn't get too high or too low.
44 Aaron Ward C - "Psycho Ward" gets it done. He just gets nicked up a little bit too much.
6 Dennis Wideman B+ - prototypical NEW NHL defenseman. He jumps up into the play and shots on net. I would like to see him on the ice a little bit more.


35 Manny Fernandez B- - When healthy this Spanish Canadian is a top notch goalie. As I said WHEN HEALTHY!
30 Tim Thomas B+ - He is getting his just due. Lets in too many routine goals. Makes too many spectacular saves. Every game there is a highlight save.

Recently sent down to Providence:
60 Vladimir Sobotka D - He is like a 4 AAAA player in baseball. Too good for the top minor team but can't cut it in the major's.
47 Martin St. Pierre C - This grade is reflective of his limited time here. Plus I don't want to bash anyone with a 63" stick.
49 Matt Lashoff F - What do they see in this guy? I mean I wouldn't sign him up for Rio Thursday night mens league.

Claude Julien A+ - He always has that sour puss on his face, no matter what the score board reads. But he has taken the B's from 8th place last year to 1st place this year. Tied for the most wins and the most points at the half way point of the season isn't too bad either. Good luck with the all star game Sunday.

Blades B - This grade jumped from a C to a B after the Bruins - ROAR this past Wednesday.

Don't forget Red Sox tickets go on sale tomorrow at 10am for single games to this upcoming season. Good luck with securing them. Try and get tickets to the Marathon Monday game as it is probably the best game to go to all year.

Joe No Job

What No Job equals: No job .No money. No fun. Still have to go to class Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday nights for 3 ½ hrs. Hunger. I’m fucking starving .I’m so hungry I’ve contemplated coaxing my neighbors dog into my man cave with a leftover lamb bone I have.(see lamb bone) IM down to 3 Coors lights and my gf 's bud light limes left over from the summer. My ass hurts so bad from sitting on the couch all day that I now have to lay pillows down. My eyes are blood shot from looking at computer smut all day. There are no more new episodes of Law & Order, 24, 90210, CSI Miami, Overhauling, FBI Files, Las Vegas, just to name a few. I think I’ve watched every new and old episode there ever was. Yes I do admit to watching 90210. The highlight of my week so far has been when I put on an old north face fleece and reached into my pocket. To my shock and surprise I found $33 . I thought it was a dream. I wanted to go running to the bar room but I had to spend my money wisely. That’s where the lamb bone comes in. Just incase any of you employed people were wandering how I could be bitching when I had a nice lamb dinner on my hands. This never would have happened if hadn’t changed my clothes for the second time in 2 weeks. That $33 supplied me with a lamb shank and 2 Coors lights. I also got to stare at a bartender that I’ve wanted to bang since I first laid eyes on her. Oh what a night I had. So I hope all of you enjoyed spending the money you don’t have last night and watching the bruins. The moral of this story is I know you like lists Derek so here it is :

#1. Always stay employed

#2. Always keep reserves in the roof deck fridge.

#3. Always change your clothing

#4. Always hide money in random clothing

#5. Always keep plenty of extra pillows on hand

#6. Always DVR late night shows so you have more to watch during the daytime

#7. Always keep a bone handy because you never no when the food will run out.

#8. Always stay in school because if you don’t you will have to return at some point.

#9. Always stay employed.

P.S. I forgot to mention that the Bartender I referred to above is now 3 months Prego WTF

#10.Always bang her when you have the chance.

P.S.S If anyone needs there boiler changed out or serviced you know where I am.

Have a Grand Day

This is an actual email I received from my buddy Joey Roofdeck. Joey has been laid off for a few months now and apparently he is getting a little antsy. If anyone needs some boiler service, he is available.

Thursday, January 22, 2009


Happy Birthday Charlie “Wing Champion” Ferlauto. Your special day is also national hugging day, so give someone a hug. People who also share your birthday are.
Stonewall Jackson
Christian Dior
Telly Savalas
Jack Nicklaus (golfer, incase you didn’t know)
Geena Davis
Emma Bunton (spice girl, picture inserted for your pleasure)
On another note I should also mention that on this day in 1924 Soviet Union Leader Lenin passed away.

Thursday! Are you Thirsty?

FrankBrown decided that Chrissys stache is weak. So once a week FrankBrown will send in his "New Mustache"...any design of his choosing.


Don't forget The 2nd Annual Mustache Pubcrawl is only 113 days away. May 16th, 2009 so fellas start your staches.

Last night at the Bruins - R.O.A.R:

(Sorry this picture came out so dark)

Actual quotes over heard:
"Listen Blades, I don't want to end up on any mascot porn site"
"Come on you've done worse(in reference to taking Blades home)"
"How awesome would it be to see the mascot head outside of my bedroom door? Thats way better than a tie on the doorknob"
"John, Now is not a good time..."
"If you like it you shoulda put a ring on it, I know I would! Hell I'll loan you the money"

Tomorrow, I will be putting up my grades for the Bruins first half of the year along with the updated Wanna B's list. I think people are afraid to out their Wanna B friends. The names are coming in less and less frequent. Don't be afraid.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Got Hickeys?

FrankBrown with his "new Mustache" and a "new Hickey"

Actual Craigslist Post

To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah )

I was the white guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse
and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message.

I'd like to apologize.

I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside.

You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?

I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again.

I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself some gas on your card. I
gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet itself in a dumpster.

I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it. Oh well.

So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder? I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might
not be so lucky.

If you read this message, email me and we'll do lunch and laundry.

Peace! - Alex

Blow up Doll sex suspect arrested!

Police in Australia have arrested a man accused of breaking into an adult shop and having sex with blow-up dolls, it was reported Wednesday.

The 23-year-old allegedly broke into the Laneway Adult Shop in the northen Australian city of Cairns on several occasions, having sex with a doll named "Jungle Jane," the Cairns Post reported.

It earlier quoted the store's owner saying the burglar always cleaned up after himself, but the dolls were dumped unceremoniously in an alleyway behind the store.

"He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley," he said. "It is totally bizarre."

Police have charged the unidentified man, believed to be from the city's Manunda suburb, with four counts of breaking and entering. They told the paper that DNA samples had been recovered from one of the dolls.

"Following intelligence-based inquiries, we attended a Manunda address and made an arrest," police spokesman Jason Chetham said, according to the Post.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Lego's Gone Wild

I have to admit this is pretty impressive no idea how long this took to make.

The Speech

Text of President Barack Obama's inaugural address
By The Associated Press The Associated Press 1 hr 33 mins ago
Text of President Barack Obama's inaugural address on Tuesday, as delivered.

OBAMA: My fellow citizens:

I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors. I thank President Bush for his service to our nation, as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout this transition.

Forty-four Americans have now taken the presidential oath. The words have been spoken during rising tides of prosperity and the still waters of peace. Yet, every so often the oath is taken amidst gathering clouds and raging storms. At these moments, America has carried on not simply because of the skill or vision of those in high office, but because we the people have remained faithful to the ideals of our forebears, and true to our founding documents.

So it has been. So it must be with this generation of Americans.

That we are in the midst of crisis is now well understood. Our nation is at war, against a far-reaching network of violence and hatred. Our economy is badly weakened, a consequence of greed and irresponsibility on the part of some, but also our collective failure to make hard choices and prepare the nation for a new age. Homes have been lost; jobs shed; businesses shuttered. Our health care is too costly; our schools fail too many; and each day brings further evidence that the ways we use energy strengthen our adversaries and threaten our planet.

These are the indicators of crisis, subject to data and statistics. Less measurable but no less profound is a sapping of confidence across our land — a nagging fear that America's decline is inevitable, and that the next generation must lower its sights.

Today I say to you that the challenges we face are real. They are serious and they are many. They will not be met easily or in a short span of time. But know this, America — they will be met.

On this day, we gather because we have chosen hope over fear, unity of purpose over conflict and discord.

On this day, we come to proclaim an end to the petty grievances and false promises, the recriminations and worn out dogmas, that for far too long have strangled our politics.

We remain a young nation, but in the words of Scripture, the time has come to set aside childish things. The time has come to reaffirm our enduring spirit; to choose our better history; to carry forward that precious gift, that noble idea, passed on from generation to generation: the God-given promise that all are equal, all are free and all deserve a chance to pursue their full measure of happiness.

In reaffirming the greatness of our nation, we understand that greatness is never a given. It must be earned. Our journey has never been one of shortcuts or settling for less. It has not been the path for the faint-hearted — for those who prefer leisure over work, or seek only the pleasures of riches and fame. Rather, it has been the risk-takers, the doers, the makers of things — some celebrated but more often men and women obscure in their labor, who have carried us up the long, rugged path towards prosperity and freedom.

For us, they packed up their few worldly possessions and traveled across oceans in search of a new life.

For us, they toiled in sweatshops and settled the West; endured the lash of the whip and plowed the hard earth.

For us, they fought and died, in places like Concord and Gettysburg; Normandy and Khe Sanh.

Time and again these men and women struggled and sacrificed and worked till their hands were raw so that we might live a better life. They saw America as bigger than the sum of our individual ambitions; greater than all the differences of birth or wealth or faction.

This is the journey we continue today. We remain the most prosperous, powerful nation on Earth. Our workers are no less productive than when this crisis began. Our minds are no less inventive, our goods and services no less needed than they were last week or last month or last year. Our capacity remains undiminished. But our time of standing pat, of protecting narrow interests and putting off unpleasant decisions — that time has surely passed. Starting today, we must pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking America.

For everywhere we look, there is work to be done. The state of the economy calls for action, bold and swift, and we will act — not only to create new jobs, but to lay a new foundation for growth. We will build the roads and bridges, the electric grids and digital lines that feed our commerce and bind us together. We will restore science to its rightful place, and wield technology's wonders to raise health care's quality and lower its cost. We will harness the sun and the winds and the soil to fuel our cars and run our factories. And we will transform our schools and colleges and universities to meet the demands of a new age. All this we can do. All this we will do.

Now, there are some who question the scale of our ambitions — who suggest that our system cannot tolerate too many big plans. Their memories are short. For they have forgotten what this country has already done; what free men and women can achieve when imagination is joined to common purpose, and necessity to courage.

What the cynics fail to understand is that the ground has shifted beneath them — that the stale political arguments that have consumed us for so long no longer apply. The question we ask today is not whether our government is too big or too small, but whether it works — whether it helps families find jobs at a decent wage, care they can afford, a retirement that is dignified. Where the answer is yes, we intend to move forward. Where the answer is no, programs will end. Those of us who manage the public's dollars will be held to account — to spend wisely, reform bad habits, and do our business in the light of day — because only then can we restore the vital trust between a people and their government.

Nor is the question before us whether the market is a force for good or ill. Its power to generate wealth and expand freedom is unmatched, but this crisis has reminded us that without a watchful eye, the market can spin out of control — and that a nation cannot prosper long when it favors only the prosperous. The success of our economy has always depended not just on the size of our gross domestic product, but on the reach of our prosperity; on our ability to extend opportunity to every willing heart — not out of charity, but because it is the surest route to our common good.

As for our common defense, we reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals. Our founding fathers ... our found fathers, faced with perils we can scarcely imagine, drafted a charter to assure the rule of law and the rights of man, a charter expanded by the blood of generations. Those ideals still light the world, and we will not give them up for expedience's sake. And so to all the other peoples and governments who are watching today, from the grandest capitals to the small village where my father was born: know that America is a friend of each nation and every man, woman, and child who seeks a future of peace and dignity, and that we are ready to lead once more.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

We are the keepers of this legacy. Guided by these principles once more, we can meet those new threats that demand even greater effort — even greater cooperation and understanding between nations. We will begin to responsibly leave Iraq to its people, and forge a hard-earned peace in Afghanistan. With old friends and former foes, we will work tirelessly to lessen the nuclear threat, and roll back the specter of a warming planet. We will not apologize for our way of life, nor will we waver in its defense, and for those who seek to advance their aims by inducing terror and slaughtering innocents, we say to you now that our spirit is stronger and cannot be broken; you cannot outlast us, and we will defeat you.

For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus — and non-believers. We are shaped by every language and culture, drawn from every end of this Earth; and because we have tasted the bitter swill of civil war and segregation, and emerged from that dark chapter stronger and more united, we cannot help but believe that the old hatreds shall someday pass; that the lines of tribe shall soon dissolve; that as the world grows smaller, our common humanity shall reveal itself; and that America must play its role in ushering in a new era of peace.

To the Muslim world, we seek a new way forward, based on mutual interest and mutual respect. To those leaders around the globe who seek to sow conflict, or blame their society's ills on the West — know that your people will judge you on what you can build, not what you destroy. To those who cling to power through corruption and deceit and the silencing of dissent, know that you are on the wrong side of history; but that we will extend a hand if you are willing to unclench your fist.

To the people of poor nations, we pledge to work alongside you to make your farms flourish and let clean waters flow; to nourish starved bodies and feed hungry minds. And to those nations like ours that enjoy relative plenty, we say we can no longer afford indifference to the suffering outside our borders; nor can we consume the world's resources without regard to effect. For the world has changed, and we must change with it.

As we consider the road that unfolds before us, we remember with humble gratitude those brave Americans who, at this very hour, patrol far-off deserts and distant mountains. They have something to tell us, just as the fallen heroes who lie in Arlington whisper through the ages. We honor them not only because they are guardians of our liberty, but because they embody the spirit of service; a willingness to find meaning in something greater than themselves. And yet, at this moment — a moment that will define a generation — it is precisely this spirit that must inhabit us all.

For as much as government can do and must do, it is ultimately the faith and determination of the American people upon which this nation relies. It is the kindness to take in a stranger when the levees break, the selflessness of workers who would rather cut their hours than see a friend lose their job which sees us through our darkest hours. It is the firefighter's courage to storm a stairway filled with smoke, but also a parent's willingness to nurture a child, that finally decides our fate.

Our challenges may be new. The instruments with which we meet them may be new. But those values upon which our success depends — hard work and honesty, courage and fair play, tolerance and curiosity, loyalty and patriotism — these things are old. These things are true. They have been the quiet force of progress throughout our history. What is demanded then is a return to these truths. What is required of us now is a new era of responsibility — a recognition, on the part of every American, that we have duties to ourselves, our nation, and the world, duties that we do not grudgingly accept but rather seize gladly, firm in the knowledge that there is nothing so satisfying to the spirit, so defining of our character, than giving our all to a difficult task.

This is the price and the promise of citizenship.

This is the source of our confidence — the knowledge that God calls on us to shape an uncertain destiny.

This is the meaning of our liberty and our creed — why men and women and children of every race and every faith can join in celebration across this magnificent Mall, and why a man whose father less than sixty years ago might not have been served at a local restaurant can now stand before you to take a most sacred oath.

So let us mark this day with remembrance, of who we are and how far we have traveled. In the year of America's birth, in the coldest of months, a small band of patriots huddled by dying campfires on the shores of an icy river. The capital was abandoned. The enemy was advancing. The snow was stained with blood. At a moment when the outcome of our revolution was most in doubt, the father of our nation ordered these words be read to the people:

"Let it be told to the future world ... that in the depth of winter, when nothing but hope and virtue could survive...that the city and the country, alarmed at one common danger, came forth to meet (it)."

America, in the face of our common dangers, in this winter of our hardship, let us remember these timeless words. With hope and virtue, let us brave once more the icy currents, and endure what storms may come. Let it be said by our children's children that when we were tested we refused to let this journey end, that we did not turn back nor did we falter; and with eyes fixed on the horizon and God's grace upon us, we carried forth that great gift of freedom and delivered it safely to future generations.

Thank you. God bless you. And God bless the United States of America.

G.I.W.L.T.F. week 4

Week 4 is the most yummy Mummy out there the beautiful Kate Beckingsale. Chief Dude would cut of his right foot to hit this shit doggy style.......


Don't know if anyone else likes monster trucks, but i'm a big fan. So for something different on this page thought I would post some pictures of weird, crazy, and wtf were you thinking trucks.

Speaker of the house is out of her mind!!!!

Adding a tax to your retirement is simply another way of saying to the American people, you're so darn stupid that we're going to keep doing this until we drain every cent from you. That's what the Speaker of the House is saying. Read below...............

Nancy Pelosi wants a Windfall Tax on Retirement Income. In other words tax what you have made by investing toward your retirement. This woman is a nut case! You aren't going to believe this.

Madam speaker Nancy Pelosi wants put a Windfall Tax on all stock market profits(including Retirement fund, 401K and Mutual Funds! Alas, it is true - all to help the 12 Million Illegal Immigrants and other unemployed Minorities!

This woman is frightening.
She quotes ..' We need to work toward the goal of equalizing income, (didn't Marx say something like this), in our country and at the same time limiting the amount the rich can invest.' (I am not rich, are you?)

When asked how these new tax dollars would be spent, she replied:
'We need to raise the standard of living of our poor, unemployed and minorities. For example, we have an estimated 12 million illegal immigrants in our country who need our help along with millions of unemployed minorities. Stock market windfall profits taxes could go a long way to guarantee these people the standard of living they would like to have as 'Americans'.' (Read that quote again and again and let it sink in. 'Lower your retirement, give it to others who have not worked as you have for it'.

Monday, January 19, 2009


So I’ve managed to put the computer back together after throwing it across the room at 6:15 last night. I’m kidding of course….after 4 NFC Championship losses you sort of get used to it. We can sit here and play the blame game but it really comes down to Arizona was just better. The Defense was atrocious, Donovan missed key throws, Akers looked like a High School freshman trying out for the JV team, and there is the pass interference call that wasn’t called. It was pass interference….no doubt about it….but the official did the right thing by not making that call. If it’s a regular season game then you throw the flag. But this is the last 3 minutes of the NFC Championship game….you let the players play.

Worst part about yesterday….about an hour after the game Mrs. Iggles looks over and says ‘you are handling this much better than the other times.’ OTHER TIMES????? I know there have been ‘other times’...I don’t need you to remind me thank you very much…grrrrrrrr. Needless to say Mrs. Iggles may soon become the ‘artist formerly known as Mrs. Iggles.’ GRRRRRRRRRR!

Now for the future. I’ll keep it short. McNabb is back…Reid resigns as Head Coach for health reasons and Gruden is the next head coach…Dawkins signs a 2-year contract…draft an offensive lineman, running back, and safety with their first 3 picks in the draft.

I need something to cheer me up and I can’t think of anything better than the Wing Bowl. I give up trying to explain this thing so I’m just going to give you 2 videos. Since we have a wide variety of people that read this blog I’m just going to warn you now….if you are offended by strippers and half naked women don’t even bother watching them. For the rest of you…..turn up the speakers and Welcome to Wing Bowl!

Welcome to Philly boys and girls. Not only can we lose NFC Championship games on a repeated basis but we know how to throw a wing eating contest.