Monday, March 30, 2020

It is official

People are slowly starting to lose their minds.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. TK barely escaped from an apartment fire in his complex.
2. Does anyone actually grow up in Whitman?
3. I thought all this social distancing and not going out was going to make me save money. But in reality I spend more from all the baking, cooking and hobbies I'm trying out.
4. I have a feeling the Airlines are going to have a huge boom when this is all said and done.
5. When do people just pack up in their car to go for a drive and somehow end up in California?
6. I am already sick of sports replays.
7. Tiger King...that's all that needs to be said about that.
8. Just when I think the Big Black Cock meme guy couldn't get any better someone comes out with a new one.
9. But why the rum love?
10. These virtual happy hours and meet ups on Zoom... blow it out your ass.
11. Amazon Prime doesn't have that many good shows but Zero Zero Zero is some dope ass shit about the cocaine trade.
12. Breweries doing home delivery is the shit we need right now.

Monday, March 23, 2020

...and just like that

We are basically is a shelter in place locked the fuck down point in 2020.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Leaden really likes breaking my balls if I don't post before 10:30.
2. Will Chrissy survive no edibles for at least 2 weeks now with this lock down?
3. The Popeyes chicken Sammy is fucking delicious.
4. Covid-19 is causing people to lose their fucking minds.
5. Could not find any yeast anywhere. People coming out of this self distancing full on bakers.
6. Who likes rum?
7. Serious question where is the best pizza around? Not a one bite thing but where is the best tasting pizza?
8. Are there bets on when this is all going to be over? I don't see April 7th as a viable option.
9. I don't know if I could be motivated to work from home. Lots of snacks, naps and porn would be in my future.
10. Ever look at someone's face and immediately hate them, well before they open their mouth?
11. Make sure you check up on you family and friends, especially the older ones.
12. Video dates and video/virtual meet ups are all the rage right now. Listen Karen I didn't want to see you in real life let alone online...hit the bricks.
13. Guys still out here shaving off beards for fear Covid-19 will live on their face...may as well shave your head and cut off your balls too.
14. Hey parents with kids, looks like this is going to be an extended summer vacation.


Monday, March 16, 2020

And just like that

Everything was shut down. Bars - closed. Restaurants - closed. Movie theaters - closed. Disney - closed. Dunkins - some closed.  Supermarkets - reduced hours. It's chaos and bedlam. Welcome to the Purge!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Covid -19 sounds like a villain in a Spiderman comic. That's what I will keep calling it over Corona virus.
2. The plaza had maybe 1/4th the people it normally has on a Sunday.
3. I'm sure some of you thought shit, everything shut down so I am sure this blog post will be too. Ya dead wrong.
4. I honestly dont think baseball can take this long layoff that they are proposing.
5. Local business needs your support. So try to help wherever you can.
6. Thoughts on rum? I'm not talking captain morgan shit.
7. I heard rumors that packies are gonna close starting tomorrow.
8. Uber eats, Caviar and Grub hub must be walking around with a hard on for the next 3 weeks.
9. Have you watched the Spenser movie yet? Did you not laugh when the lady screams Go Sox during sex?
10. All rules of Lent are off the table during this Purge right?
11. Do not even look at your 401Ks.
12. You didn't hear this from me but Jeffrey has been riding the sober train since Mexico.

Gotta run and make sure things are on the up and up.



Monday, March 9, 2020

In like a lion

This motherfucking March did not come in like a lion. This place is rocking with 60 degree days.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People want money but don't want to work for it.
2. Brunch some times gets away from ya.
3. Is there anything worse than ordering something you really want to eat and it comes out gross.
4. Little kid hockey is something to watch. (Not always in a good way).
5. Rob bailed on Cancun, meanwhile Jeffrey is living his best life.
6. Heard flights to Nashville are dirt cheap right now.
7. Who knew Fowler house has trivia on Tuesday nights.
8. Leadens bringing 100 oysters to the parade...shuck up!
9. Hey Corona virus stop fucking with my retirement.
10. Fucking Popeyes delivers now.
11. Ugly Delicious is my new go to on Netflix.
12. Can someone explain to me to me why razor blades are so expensive?




Monday, March 2, 2020

I know I know

You are shocked that I'm posting , while on vacation and in a totally different time zone.

This is what I learned on the west coast:
1. I'll take 82 degrees in February any time.
2. Hey San Diego Zoo why is half your shit down for renovations?
3. Without fail, I get hit on by men more often than not.
4. Have you guys seen Joes new scar?
5. Did Rob invite you guys to Mexico? Me either.
6. It appears that everyone is going to Florida, vacation week in April.
7. Congrats to Matt and Meg, if anyone needs a place to stay in Hotlanta...hit them up. They just bought a place in college Park.
8. I think I hate paper straws more than ever, since every fucking place serves em with all their drinks.
9. I have been to a Lazy Hippo, a Blind Burro and a Tipsy Crow all within a few days.
10. I went to 5 different breweries and I'd rank as:
          1. Kairoa Brewery - see my man Drew and chill out on the roof deck.
          2. The Resident Brewery at Local - great food and music, tons of beers not all good.
         3. Ballast Point - they have it down. Like an old pair of sneakers. Just fits right.
         4. The Half Door - converted old house that makes their own brew. Beer was better than most just a grandma's vibe
         5. Duck Foot Brewery - if you want gluten free brews this place is for you.
11. Not nearly as many homeless as I remember being chased by in San Francisco.
12. It appears that San Diego as a whole has an acne problem.
13. Happy Hours never get old (especially when some places are all day long).
14. Hit up Richard Blaise's Crack Shack for some crazy good chicken.


Friday, February 28, 2020

Wendy's breakfast

Well I gotta admit I was a little hesitant about this review. Not because I was nervous about trying something. No it's because the doors were closed and only the drive thru was open. I don't like to eat it my car. So I was just gonna say fuck it but then I saw the picture for the breakfast baconator and I was sucked right back in! And let me just say I'm glad I was. Holy shit, this was hands down the best fast food breakfast sandwich I ever had. Wendy's definitely learned from the trash they tried to roll out a few years back in their first attempt at breakfast. The menu looked like it had quite a few options. Couldn't really take it all in since I was in a rush with people behind me. But they had a chicken sandwich on a biscuit. A few egg sandwich choices with different bread options. I knew what I was ordering once I saw the picture but I still wanted to see what else they had. 6 strips of bacon, a sausage patty, and a fresh cracked egg, need I say more? Not sure of what type of roll it was on but it was decent. Didn't add anything to it but didn't take away either. Even the frozen potato wedges had good seasoning flavor. If you follow @Wendy's you know they went private last week and they have been bashing the competition ever since. If the other items on their breakfast menu are half as good as the baconator, we could see McDonald's being pushed to up there game!




KFC review

Gotta give credit where credit is due. When every other place is going keto friendly or trying to make meat out of plants. KFC says fuck that. Let's give the people what they want. And the fat kid in me loves that! They come out with a chicken sandwich where there are donuts for the bread. The donuts themselves are just ok. Nothing great but not horrible. They are a Krispy Kreme knockoff. But being warmed up helps and being drenched in a glaze sauce is key. This matched with the classic KFC breast just pairs well. People rave about chicken and waffles, and I can't say I blame them. The way the syrup just goes so well with the chicken. Well I gotta say the glaze goes even better. I give it a solid 7.1.


Chrissy coming through with the blazing food review.

Monday, February 24, 2020

Party hearty

Don't forget it's a leap year and the 29th is this Saturday so party like the extra day never happened. Get black out drunk and pretend like the day never happened.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Chrissy + edibles + Snapchat = liquid gold.
2. The Fours is underrated.
3. If you get a chance check out Table Boston.
4. Always a good time to see Mike G and his wife.
5. Jeffreys planning a huge trip to Saratoga in August. Clear your schedules.
6. Italian beer is not for me. Or maybe it's just skunky beers in general that I don't like.
7. Hope everyone grabbed their St. Paddy's day attire. Look good feel good.
8. How young is too young to retire?
9. People who tell me they can't wait for baseball season...are you lieing to me or yourselves?
10. You didn't hear this from me but Leaden still moon lights at the Charlie Horse from time to time. I just can't quit you!!
11. If you could only drink one type of alcohol from now until the end of time what would it be. I'm going straight vodka.
12. Is there anything more annoying than ordering food and it comes out wrong?

Monday, February 17, 2020

Spring

Spring is a month away. March 19th cannot come fast enough.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Apparently, Tom Kelly has a lot going on in his life.
2. Karaoke at Cathay never disappoints.
3. All booked up for a weekend down in Hotlanta.
4. Saint Bernard puppies are so damn cute.
5. Joe and Karen are looking for a puppy.
6. President's day appears to be a half assed holiday.
7. Always great to bump into a Layden.
8. Who would have known that finding a space to lease would be so difficult?
9. This is the least enthusiastic I have been for a Red Sox season ever.
10. I love me some cheesecake.
11. Anyone been to the Dorchester Brewery now that they have expanded and opened a restaurant?
12. Fucking Applebee's is a joke.
13. Nothing makes me smile more than Chrissy getting shut off at Buffalo wild wings.
14. Looking for some suggestions for places to eat in San Diego.

Monday, February 10, 2020

Finally

Thank God January is over. It only seemed to last 78 fucking days.

This is what I learned the past 2 weeks:
1. People live to break my balls when I don't update this blog.
2. Sean Riccio is out here looking for a meet up. Who is in for a Wickendon run?
3. Dave Corcoran is a bully. A yoga CrossFit mma bully.
4. Happy birthday Mark Welch
5. Anyone looking for a sectional couch? Lauren Brady is getting rid of hers so hit her up.
6. We got Paul Logan releasing diss tracks on Antonio Brown?
7. Good luck on your interview Chrissy.
8. Jeffreys mind was blown by eating avacado toast.
9. Fucking Willie catching fish on his first ice fishing expedition.

10. Castle island brewery is better than Trillium. I said it!!
11. Drunk Jeffrey loves him some casino action.
12. Beer Works sucks. The foods ok but man does their beer suck.
13. I see all you mother fuckers trying to sneak back on to the Bruins bandwagon.
14. Jon Jones win on Saturday was wack! No way did he beat Reyes.
15. Fuck these checking yourself in Apps for barber shops... You show up and wait. Thems the rules.
16. Nothing more annoying than going to bed with a headache and then waking up with one.
17. The XFL seems to be working a bit better this time around. At least the product is better and Draft Kings has embraced it.
18. Fuck you Dunkin for serving burned coffee. Not all the time but you know when it's happening.
19. I hate people who tell you to smile. Like fuck you Brad, you don't know what's going on in my life. Hey Karen, go get white girl brunch wasted and leave me alone.
20. Finally getting to eat at Table Boston. 


Monday, January 27, 2020

Who ya got

The Super bowl is Sunday and who do you have winning? You rolling with Mahomies? Hanging with Jimmy G'Unit?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Hickeys are still a thing?
2. Matty Kraemer becomes a make out bandit when he's white girl wasted.
3. How many breweries are too many to visit in a weekend?
4. I can't find a decent Chinese food joint now that Imperial is gone.
5. Congrats to Mario coming in first at the B-fit challenge.
6. Guess who has goalie lessons coming up? Julian!
7. Jelly beans aren't just for Easter anymore. They are out here for Valentine's day too.
8. Jack's Abby has really good food. Which impressed me.
9. Fucking Mamba and his daughter dieing is heart breaking.
10. Anyone want to go to Atlanta for a weekend? We can stay at Matt's and hit up all the strip clubs.
11. Mark Welch is alive and kicking.
12. Has anyone seen Calnan? Been trying to meet up with him for some brews and he's MIA.



Monday, January 20, 2020

Pretty much

This month seems to get longer every year. It's been January 2020 for 6 months now.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Trillium is Canton is pretty nice.
2. Bad Boys 3 was fun as hell.
3. Connor McGregor is looking to be the top paid athlete in the world.
4. The rink in Hyannis is really nice.
5. Fuck colds.
6. Heard from a trusted source the Bud Light Seltzers are trash.
7. Adults celebrate half birthdays?
8. Joe Martell makes one mean charcuterie board.
9. Kid hockey is something. Like they don't know the rules or anything.
10. You or know anyone looking to move to Scituate?
11. Sometimes you gotta just gotta bounce back like a rubber ball.
12. Anyone heard the new Eminem album yet?

Monday, January 13, 2020

Yuppppp

I mean let's jump into this.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Mother fuckers are out here buying Wonka edible bars on the dark web.
2. There is a special place in hell for people who tell you to smell spoiled milk.
3. Paragon Boardwalk beer hall is a good time.
4. How drunk is mother nature? 70 one day 33 the next?
5. Sunday day drinking is my jam.
6. Easy Budlight with your seltzer commercials.
7. Martell's going to Arizona for the Superbowl. I know what you are thinking, the Superbowls in Miami. Exactly!!
8. Is anyone as amped up as I am for this UFC 246 this weekend?
9. I wish I bet the Titans money line the past 2 weeks.
10. Went to Lowell last Wednesday. That's it. That's the sentence. 
11. Speaking of Lowell, no one has heard from Dave since Wednesday. Hope he wasn't the guy in the dumpster fire.
12. Congrats to Julian on his huge win over Milton on Saturday.
13. Cagneys has a new menu and I don't hate it.
14. Shocked to find out Leaden had never been to the SST Braintree.
15. Ever look at your bank statement on Monday and want to puke?
16. I heard Mario was on the South Shore Sunday...hope he made it home alright.




Monday, January 6, 2020

2020

It's the year of seeing better in 2020.

Let's get to it.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People live to break balls.
2. Nothing is gonna beat a Natty Seltzers. You can try Bud Light but I doubt it.
3. Is anyone really shocked the Pats lost?
4. Anyone heard from Dave? He blew off his bday celebration. Been MIA for about 2 weeks. Probably got a chick. #wifedup
5. Work has started to slow down for Chrissy so he's available to make plans. That dude loves making plans(and edibles).
6. New year New me. New year new decade. New this new that. All trash!
7. Anyone make any new year's resolutions?
8. If food doesn't make you happy then you have no soul.
9. Paying bills always seems like 2 steps forward 3 steps back.
10. When's TKs house warming party?
11. We all have that one asshole friend, right.
12. Flanel everyday or only on Fridays?
13. Heard from a whole bunch of people about this mild winter... Just stop. Mother nature has been drunk for a while but she ain't going to just forget about a whole season.
14. Rumor has it Joey Martell and Karen are gonna have a UFC 246 party. The return of Conor McGregor.