Monday, December 28, 2020

Almost there

 This  year cannot end fast enough. We are almost at the finish line!

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. A plumber, I am not.

2. These new 25% restrictions on capacity for bars and restaurants is a slow and miserable death,

3. Just found out what a Jersey stranger is. You reach around the shower curtain with your non dominate hand when jerking off in the shower.

4. No matter what you give a child for Xmas they always want more.

5. Jeffrey is bummed out that he didn't get the Oculus.

6. Fucking serious with the price of fucking Pokemon cards?

7. Skimming a wall is for the fucking birds.

8. Ask Joey about his air fryer experience.

9. Speaking of Joey, him and Karen are getting a black Lab in February.

10. Letterkenny newest season is out, fucking shit ton of swears.

11. Nothing beats a really good steak.

12. Anyone check out Wonder Woman yet? I am hearing all types of mixed views.

Have a great rest of the year.

Monday, December 21, 2020

Merry Christmas

 Merry Christmas to all you fools out there. Happy Hanukkah or as Smokey Robinson says Happy Chanukah!

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Nothing good comes from shut offs not holding.

2. The Brunch at Liberty Tavern is fire.

3. Joey Martell is getting rid of the Grand Marquis. Sad times but at least he will have some space in his driveway.

4. I have never seen so many fans jump off a bandwagon as fast as the Patriots fans did after their elimination from the playoffs.

5. Do kids still go sledding? I mean I always loved that shit.

6. Is it just me or are people boozing at an alarming rate.

7. Surprisingly, ordering a fridge directly from Samsung proved to be the best option.

8. Do you think Leaden will be making cheesecakes for Christmas this year?

9. It was a valiant effort but it looks like my fantasy team is just mediocre at best.

10. "I'd have 8 beers" is a perfect retort when anyone asks if you want to grab some beers - 6 isn't enough and 12 is just lushville.

11. What is all this hoopla about hot pots? I mean I just got a fucking air fryer!

12. How many babies will now be born due to this pandemic? Another baby boom?

Monday, December 14, 2020


 Joe and Karen's first annual Winterfest was a hit -

Ugly sweaters, toys for tots, Friendsgiving and even had an appearance from Santa!

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Chrissy wears feety pajamas. A grown man in feety pajamas.

2. Season 2 of Harley Quinn is fucking hilarious, ask Chrissy.

3. Where has fried turkey been my whole life?

4. Fucking Disney with all the Star Wars and Marvel news, am I right?

5. people complaining about impending snow this week make me laugh. We fucking live in New England.

6. Dressing up as Santa made me look like drunk Dan Akroyd in Trading Places.

7. New hip hop channel on Sirius XM 42. Looks like Christmas came early.

8. Speaking of Christmas, I havent even started shopping yet.

9. Chrissy is killing the Uber game.

10. Coors light has been offering an $8.00 rebate for all cases and 30 packs since the middle of November and I am just finding out now.

11. Jeffrey scored an adult Trike and he has lofty plans to pimp it out.

12. Tennis elbow is a mother fucker.

Monday, December 7, 2020


 I am really digging the Christmas music this year. Maybe I am just appreciating it more with this just being a really messed up year.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Tom Kelly dominates the wall paper removal game.

2. Anyone ever skim a wall to fix all the damage from wall paper?

3. That was a crazy storm this past weekend. CRAZY!

4. Looks like Joey Martell is back on the unemployment line.

5. Half priced wings and tenders at Cagney's on Wednesday nights.

6. Is there anything worse than someone answering a phone on speaker phone.

7. I mean why do they sell beers in anything less than a 30 pack? 

8. The original Pizzeria Regina cannot be beat.

9. I love breakfast for dinner. Its my jam.

10. Why do they keep messing with Twitter, I dont need to see Fleets. 

Monday, November 30, 2020

The countdown is on

 We are all looking forward to 2020 being over right? I mean Ill skip over 2021 too.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. I don't know if it is normal but many places were closed on black friday.

2.  The Mandalorian is 100000% better than any of the 3 new movies.

3. I hope that everyone had a great Thanksgiving.

4. Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, Cyber Monday - I mean where does it end? (Also can we spread this out)

5. On a scale of 1-10, do you think we will ever be back to normal?

6. How many of your favorite bars/restaurants have closed?

7. I heard that the Rivershed is opening a second location in Braintree.

8. Its sad that no one wants to play for the Celtics.

9. Red Sox season tickets are on sale soon. But not individual games.

10. It is mind boggling that the rules for teams in the NFL with Covid are not the same. Broncos all your QBs are out due to contract tracing and one guy having it, you guys still play and figure it out. Ravens yeah we will move your game twice because you guys have done this a second time. 

11. Some days your brain just doesn't fire on all cylinders.

12. Sometimes you just want ice cream.

Monday, November 23, 2020

Turkey day

 You guys know that Turkey day is my favorite holiday each year. Give me all the foods - turkey, mashed, carrots, pies, stuffing, cranberry sauce and whatever else I can fit on my plate.

In 2020, the year of Covid, I hope all your Thanksgivings are as best as they can be.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Listen to Chrissy when it comes to wall paper removal, the steamer is the key.

2. Red Faced Jacks just operates like there is no covid. Lawless bar scene.

3. Who knew that fences were so damn expensive.

4. Beef braciole take a whole lot of prep time.

5. How do we feel about venison? Yes or no to deer meat?

6. It appears that Erv has extended the time for donations till the end of November.

7. Happy 40th Bday to Steve Boyce. 

8. Ladies you have any widowed or divorced aunts looking for Tom Kelly? He is ready to hit the market, a few miles on him but he is a classic.

9. Leaden's new schedule is Sunday - Wednesday so if you are looking for a random day of the week guy to drink with call him or Martell(who most likely will be at a bar at 1pm anyways)

10. Lots of rumbling that at the least Boston will be shutting down for a few weeks.

11. The Harley Quinn cartoon is one of the funniest cartoons I have ever watched.

12. Speaking of watching, How am I just now watching Workaholics? That shit is a riot.

Have a great holiday week.

Monday, November 16, 2020


I hate shopping. I hate lines. I hate online shopping just as much - trying to find deals and coupons or promo codes.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Removing wall paper blows.

2. Honestly, who gets a 6 inch sub from Subway?

3. Papa Ginos is underrated.

4. So when are we all meeting up at Grumpy Whites one last time?

5. Remember when people just used to have differing opinions and you could still be friends?

6. Nothing like messing up your covid test dates by 2 fucking weeks.

7.  The Mandalorian started off really slow but man its picking up.

8. Serious question, who is going to Jersey Mikes.

9. I love how they have an emergency phone meeting for the governors of the New England area and Bakers was like nah I am too busy.

10. Joe Martell banging out overnights at work, 14 hour days. Get that paper son.

11. When this vaccine is out for the masses, will you get it?

12. Met my new neighbor, Tony, this weekend. Man has that guy smoked a lot of weed in his day.

Monday, November 9, 2020


 There are only 52 days left in this year so lets celebrate that!

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Wait I thought it was flu season? I have not heard of one case of the flu yet...kinda weird.

2. Joey Martell said he heard the state will be going back into a lock down in 3 weeks, the Monday after Thanksgiving. No more gyms, no more eating out, no more anything. 

3. No matter who you voted for can we all agree that people should be coming closer to the middle and stop being so far Left or Right? Lets try to be nicer.

4. Leaden's looking for an apartment if you know of any.

5. I am so out of shape it is beyond ridiculous.

6. After 5-6 years of searching, placing several offers on places to only have them pull the house off the market, finally purchased a Cape house.

7. Baker has rolled back and issued a nightly curfew. Not really sure if Covid only comes out after 10 pm but hey whatever blows your hair back bro.

8. Sometimes you just need a weekend to recharge your batteries.

9. Marry, Fuck, Kill - Chinese food, Mexican food and Italian food.

10. My friend and all around great guy, Ervin, has started a go fund me for his home and relatives in Honduras.

"HONDURAS, Hurricane Relief Donations

 As many of you may know, The country of Honduras has been devastated with floods, mudslides, and destruction caused by Hurricane ETA. There’s been multiple casualties and tens of thousands of its residents have seen their homes destroyed and damaged and subsequently been displaced with no where to go and no food to to eat. Entire cities, Towns, and villages are under water.  A lot of the regions infrastructure has been decimated making it difficult for people to receive local aid. Means of communication have been severely impacted making it difficult for loved ones to check on each other.

In the next couple of weeks I will be conducting a canned food, shoes and  clothing drive in the Boston area to ship and try to provide some relief for these hurricane victims. Anything you can do to help would be greatly appreciated. I will be accepting Used and New Shoes/Clothes for men, women, children, and infants. Sheets/blankets. Canned foods. Baby formula, pampers. Cooking pots and pans.

 You can reach him at (857)212-2280 via text for donation pick up or delivery." if you can donate anything please help out.

Monday, November 2, 2020

Count down

 I can't be the only person counting down till 2021. I mean these last 59 days can't move by fast enough.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Are people still entitled to their own opinion? Or only if it fit with yours?

2. When the Covid vaccine comes out are you getting it?

3. Since there wasn't much in the way of trick or treating, I saw many people forced inside to host small wait for the numbers to spike the next 2 weeks.

4. Fuck daylight savings time. Id rather it be dark at 6 am than at 5 pm.

5. You motherfuckers love to post your Snap Chat memories from 3 years ago. no one really gave a fuck then and they sure as shit don't care now.

6. The 99 sucks, the food sucks, the heavy ass glasses the beers come in suck and since you cant sit at the bar that also sucks.

7. Its cranberry season and you know what that means - Chrissy is working 30 plus hours of overtime a week.

8. Being an adult and doing adult type things can be stressful.

9. 2020 + an election year = a complete waste of a year.

10. Remote starters are the tits. I love my steering wheel being warm when I get in during the winter.

11.  We all have that one friend who says yes to any plans but then when its time for those plans they are wishy washy or the ghost you.

12. I find more and more people are drinking more and more during Covid 19 season. Is that from boredom, lack of social interaction or they are just finding being drunk is the only way to go through 2020? The world may never know.

13. Guess when you don't cut your hair at all during this pandemic everyone has a remark.

14. Finally found the Bud Light Platinum seltzers.

15. Lasagna is a lot of work but man it hits harder when that's what you want.

16. It never ceases to amaze me at how fast money goes.

Monday, October 26, 2020

So confusing

This whole new covid life is just wild. Cities rolling back phases, schools cancelling in person learning for more remote things, up is down - down is up.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Even when you make it out to a bar, they are really breaking ya balls for standing up or not ordering food in a timely manner. 

2. Do you brush your teeth before you shower? After you shower? Or as some animal I know does IN the shower?

3.  I hate refinancing my house more than anything.

4. Kev Barry is alive and kicking.

5. How do you retire at 29-0? Good luck Khabib!

6. Gonna be a hell no for me when it comes to corn mazes.

7. Oh by the way Birthday candles are probably going the way of the dodo bird.

8. You mother fuckers weren't going to tell me that Bud Light came out with a remix of their seltzers? Now they have 8 flavors. Just when I was off the seltzer kick.

9. Sour beers are nasty as hell.

10. Kids are a lot of fucking work. God bless all you parents out there.

11. Thai food is trash, don't @ me.

12. Florian Hall is just another victim of the Covid. I assume the land is worth way more than the business at this point anyway.

13. Nothing quite like your niece ordering movies on Amazon. If anyone wants to watch Kajillionaire, i now own it.

14.  How come there aren't any good BBQ joints around here?

Monday, October 19, 2020


 Fall is usually my favorite of all the seasons. T shirts and jeans, shorts and sweat shirts, it's cold then warm and randomly down right summery. This year it just doesn't hit the same. 

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Old bags of concrete are a bitch to move.

2. I have 84 full size candy bars for any and all the kids that venture out in Halloween - 2 each.

3. When you ask your nephew what he wants for his birthday and he sends you a $300 electric scooter. Not a win.

4. Shishito peppers are like playing russian roulette with hot flavor.

5. Cornbread goes with everything.

6. People are calling 911 on their neighbors for having visitors to their own houses... what??

7. Supermarket sweep is back and I don't hate it.

8. You can't even go on a vacation to try and get away from all the bullshit.

9. When is Phase 4 again? I mean we are going on day 29764688 of not overwhelming health care facilities.

10. Do you use fresh garlic everytime or do you use the jarred garlic?

Monday, October 12, 2020

Whoa nelly

 Brisket takes a while to smoke. And by a while I mean like 18 hours.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Kids can be very polite when they want something.

2. Smoke your wings.

3. I guess Boyce has drunk rap battles 

4. Has anyone started planning a covid 19 anniversary party? I'm in!

5. Having a tree or 2 removed really opens up your yard.

6. Ha ha zoom Thanksgiving is gonna be a thing.

7. The NFL seems to be adapting to the Covid testings.

8. A comfy hoodie can never be over valued.

9. Martells trying to get a friendsgiving going this year. Saturday the 21st.

10. Who gets married in Costa Rica?

11. Some days you just gotta chill, relax and recharge your batteries.

12. Rumor has it TK is looking to buy a condo in May.

13. Seltzers Seltzers and more Seltzers. I'm tapping out of the selter market. Even though Barrel house just released a 9.2%.

14. Do we have a plan yet for bailing out the restaurant business?

Monday, October 5, 2020


 Are we cancelling Halloween? 

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Can't really start a booze business during covid season.

2. The tree house at the Lucky Dawg in Pembroke is alright.

3. Adam Fay is alive.

4. Chrissy's birthday celebration was a success.

5. Ask Leaden how long it takes to make a brisket.

6. I love me some pasta and meatballs.

7. Finally got a price on a new garage roof.

8. Football and covid don't seem to be mixing well.

9. I know it's 2020 but office phones are getting too fancy. 

10. Ant eaters are every where.

11. Kids sports keep getting shuffled around due to kids testing positive.

12. The outdoor beer garden at Paragon Boardwalk is perfect.

13. Fucking Jeffrey got the tennis elbow in both elbows...hello cortisone shot.

14.  Moving offices blows donkey balls.

15. Joe Martell will pay another dude $500 to make out with Chrissy. Chrissy is game.

16. Are we doing this Sober October thing or what?

Monday, September 28, 2020


 Either Hong Kong Dave is missing or he has everyone on mute. Kids been MIA for the weekend. Maybe he is all tied up or on some sexcapade up in NH. The world may never know.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. It was quite a weekend for weddings.

2. One of the worst things about this pandemic is the lack of new television or movies. 

3. Make sure you check with Martell, as to what you should bring to the cookout on October 11th.

4. The housing market is so fucking hot right now and I can't fully understand how, with so many people unemployed.

5. It seems like every day is some superficial made up special day - daughter day, won day, quesadilla day, blue shirt day.

6. Just when I think the seltzer game is maxed out Natty light and Bud light platinum step up and say not so fast.

7. Cambridge tripling down and fining people $300 for not wearing masks in public is typical cambridge. 

8. I wonder what Thanksgiving will.look like this year? Are people going to call the cops on their neighbors for having a family get together?

9. Pork as a whole could be the most underrated of meats.

10. Kids hockey is something man. Some kids are really fucking good and others look like they are skating in mud.

11. I told myself I would give fantasy football 4 weeks but I'm fading fast.

12. I love me some drunk mother nature. Last week Fall was here this week we are back to early summer.

13. Shitty ending for the Celtics and Bruins. The Red sox couldn't even lose correctly. At least we have Killah Cam to watch every week.

14. Love me some apple pie but I'll de damned if I am out there picking apples to make one. 

15. Finally got my tree cut down. Only took 14 calls to 10 different companies.

16. Now if I could get a roofer to get back to me for my garage roof...

17. So far Covid tests, I am 5-5 on negative results.

18. I am pretty sure I have never had good duck.

19. Nothing worse than fucking up trimming ya beard and then you gotta chase it and it's all of a sudden very short. Fucking covid no beard trim rules.

20. I heard dentists are slashing prices because people haven't been going due to covid. Go out and get ya fronts fixed.

Monday, September 21, 2020


Well after x-rays and blood work. Nothing was found for Ronin. They think he may just be in pain from arthritis.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Sometimes you just need a sick day for mental health.

2. People like chowder.

3. I'd have 8 beers is my new favorite quote when it comes to drinking.

4. Martells next bbq and brisket smoke off is October 11th.

5. Hobby lobby is a crazy place.

6. Some people have Christmas in July other have Thanksgiving in September. 

7. Rumor has it starting October 1st Leadens looking for a house.

8. I love me a fucking Patty Melt!!

9. Having a tree cut down should not be that difficult. No 

10. The House Rules seltzer is fire. Smells like bubbalicious gum.

11. Is Covid 19 still happening or nah?

12. Hope the Celtics can get to the championship.

13. I love Chrissy on Edibles. He super smiley.

14. How do you hurt yourself sleeping? 

Monday, September 14, 2020

Prayers up

Say a little pray for Ronin. He has to go to the vet today for some tests. Prays up for the old man.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Some people do not want to work at all.

2. It feels good and normal that the NFL is back.

3. Fucking Martell hitting the 50/50 raffle at a Hull youth baseball event is such a Joey thing.

4. Are all the beach days gone?

5. Would you prefer a filet, a sirloin or a ribeye?

6. Fall rolled in like a mother fucking pimp!

7. How bout them Boston Celtics?

8. Does anyone know a fucking tree guy? I can't get one to call me back to save my life.

9. If you had to bring something to a potluck, what would it be?

10. Do people still play quarters?

11. You ever feel like you work to buy a car to get to work?

12. Tom Brady and most quarterbacks in the league did not look all that good this past Sunday.

Monday, September 7, 2020


 It's like you blinked and now the summer is over, last week was april and they are talking cancelling Halloween. Bring on 2021.

This is what I learned while away.

1. Martell had me binge watch 8 seasons of Letterkenny in 4 days.

2. Speaking of binge watching how am I just learning about Kingdom?

3. Fucking football starts Thursday night and I am not sure I am ready for it.

4.  I'm still shocked that covid knows if you are eating food at a restaurant or not.

5. Tater tots at the Hoffy are fire.

6. Everyone deals with stress differently.

7. You know you are getting older when you wake up with some new random pain.

8. There are so many Seltzers out there now. The Nude ones are ok.

9. Anyone ever do some wall paper removal?

10. Sad the Bruins got bounced out.

11. Joey Martell has a new hot tub if ya guys are looking to make human stew.

12. Power washers really fuck up the wood some times.

13. Rob Knudsen you are the real MVP.

14. Do not do tequila shots on an empty stomach.

Monday, August 24, 2020

Just like that

 Summer was just about over. Only 2 weeks left.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Not sure I would name my son after myself, if my first name was Mallory...just saying.

2. Leaden thinks all toilets should have a bidet option on them.

3. Mark Welch is alive, styling and profiling with pimp beach shoes.

4. Sometimes random drinking is the best drinking.

5. I heard a rumor that Jason Foley has long ass hair.

6. So now only surgical masks work?

7. Weekly Covid tests at work are now required and oh so fun.

8. Housing sales are up 48% from June to July. That's crazy. Urban flight is real.

9. Ha ha the Redsox are the first team to 20 losses what a fucking joke. Hope you guys are geared up for $20 beers.

10. All about that empanada life.

11. Heard the new Boardwalk pizza in marina bay is fucking fire.

12. Fat babies are the best babies.

Monday, August 17, 2020


Does anything suck worse than burning the roof of your mouth or your actual tongue when eating food?

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Sometimes you just need a day to catch up on some sleep.

2. I am amazed how hot the real estate market is.

3. Fantasy football draft happens soon. Who wants to see Dave in a dress?

4. People really celebrate half birthdays?

5. It's bike week up in NH. Are you going up to Laconia?

6. Mario has his eyes on buying a boat. Looking for a center console 20 footer.

7. Mike G is selling a fresh water boat if you know anyone looking for one.

8. How many more places will close due to this Covid 19?

9. Speaking of covid 19, starting today we have to be tested once a week for it.

10. I heard teachers in Weymouth pushed for remote learning so the school system said ok but you have to come in and do it from your classroom and now they are flipping out.

11. What a Fall like weekend we just had.

12. When it was just Claws and Trulys it was hard to find them out at bars but now that Bud Light makes a seltzer you can get em anywhere.

13. These covid restaurant rules make it very difficult to catch a buzz let alone get drunk.

14. Rumor has it Jason Foley has some long ass hair. 

Monday, August 10, 2020

Shake and bake

 Summer is flying by. It felt like March-June took 3 years to get through. Now that the weather is nicer the days are flying by.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. There is never not a line at Home Depot. 

2. I am limiting myself to 1 beach day a weekend. I keep putting off my chores.

3. I ain't got time for no Townie bullshit.

4. I can never figure out what days off Chrissy has off.

5. I don't mind working an 8 hour overnight shift.

6. What you fools know about an air fryer?

7. What food can you eat everyday? And why is it pizza?

8. Oh your friend Joey Martell has tested positive for the corona antibodies. Now he has bronchitis...ain't no body got time for that.

9. Thing that always piques my interest, when someone says how far down the rabbit hole do you want to go?

10. Is college football going to be cancelled or just rescheduled for the spring?

11. I have gone from a young Santa to Moses looking mother fucker - Covid hair don't care.

12. The interest rate is so low that the housing market is fire.

Monday, August 3, 2020


I know the calendar says August but it feels like March 689742nd.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Julie Nickerson is alive.
2. Mario may be dumping his Bruins tickets.
3. Cape Cod does not do the Jeep wave.
4. Chrissy tore up The Vineyard this weekend.
5. I don't remember it being this hot for this long.
6. Would you rather live in the mountains by a lake or walking distance to the beach?
7. Joey Martell has been MIA maybe he got a job?
8. Boats? Yes it no?
9. When did people named Christopher decide that Topher was accepted as a nickname? Like who said fuck Chris we want Topher?
10. Anyone ever replace a garage door before? Is it difficult?
11. Oh by the way $60 for Korean BBQ fried chicken is well worth it.
12. My barber has been asking about me since I haven't been getting my haircut every 3 weeks as I normally have.

Monday, July 27, 2020

You got it

Sorry got tied up with some work today.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Fear city - New York vs the Mafia was pretty good. Check it out on Netflix
2. What kind of liquor store sells out of 30 packs? Guess two 18 packs will do.
3. Tacoma FD is back on.
4. Didn't take long for baseball to blow up with the Covids.
5. Angelo's is closed and now there is a new coal fired pizza joint Liberty Tavern there.
6. Albas still brings the heat.
7. Does anyone think that the NFL will actually play this year?
8. Pretty sure the Peacock channel is going to fail.
9. Shark week is still a thing? I mean Mike Tyson vs Jaws has me intrigued.
10. Oh yeah by the way UFOs are real. No big deal the government just casually dropping that.
11. Working the overnight shift fucks you up for a day or 2.
12. Empanadas are underrated. We need more empanada places.
13. Jeffrey has given up on the seltzers.
14. Matty Kraemer is thinking about renting a house in Hull for the month of August. I say let er rip tater chip.

Wednesday, July 22, 2020

Yeah yeah yeah

So I have been away...sue me!

This is what I learned while away on vacation:
1. People suck.
2. The pro masks people are nutso to the extreme.
3. No one wears a mask on Cape Cod.
4. I would do a pig roast every week if I could.
5. Is football going to happen? I need to know for fantasy purposes.
6. We haven't really talked about Cam Newton to the Pats.
7. Martell is still out there enjoying his unemployment.
8. Seems like everyone is buying a boat.
9. The Beastie Boy channel on XM is not that good. I haven't been this disappointed since Shade 45.
10. Jeffrey's new puppy, he who has yet to get a name, is all about nipping.
11. With the heat and humidity this week I almost broke down and shaved my head.
12. What happens when the regular flu season starts up in September/October? Is everyone going to be a hypochondriac?
13. I had no idea that Chrissy was going deaf. That was a shocker.
14. The narrative on 401ks and 403bs have changed and now they are saying the economy isn't nearly the same as the 80s when they were created.
15. So movies and concerts are a thing of the past?
16. Bud light lemonade...more lemon than beer flavor.
17. Let's talk about the new Ford Bronco. I need one like yesterday.
18. So Mookie is gonna sign a 10 year 350 million dollar contract. Covid 19 cost him like 100 mil.
19. What sport are you most excited to return - baseball, hockey or basketball?
20. Trader Joes is removing - Trader Jose's, Arabian Joe,Trader Joe San and Trader Ming's. In their attempt to be humorous and inclusive they have offended people.
21. Ice cream when drunk will never not be glorious.
22. Fucking Popeyes opening up next to a Wendy's is next level fatness.

Monday, June 29, 2020

Can we?

Can we wish America a happy birthday this year or has that been cancelled?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Fucking thunderstorms are no joke.
2. The new Will Farrell movie is trash.
3. Wait now the CDC is saying that it is more than likely 10 times more people have had covid 19 than the 2.5 million that they have reported? I'm so confused.
4. Sometimes you run out of hair product. It happens.
5. The UFC just hits better on the TV outside.
6. Nothing better than the feeling of counting down till vacation.
7. I hope Chrissy wins his suspension appeal.
8. After a month my RovR cooler finally showed. So far I'm in love.
9. Leaden's buddy hitting the Mass Cash 6 times is what we all need right now.
10. The covers channel on XM channel 302 is straight fire.
11. The best thing about being in your 40s is getting out of bed and hurting for no apparent reason.
12. Happy almost Phase 3 day but now we wait a week,maybe, perhaps ahh who knows anymore.

Monday, June 22, 2020


It's good to see mother nature is still drunk.
I mean 80 plus degrees going on 6 straight days with no end in sight... fire.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The beach water warmed up nicely.
2. Laying sod is no fucking joke. My hamstrings are still killing me.
3. Good to see Leaden out on the beach.
4. I would like to say I'm surprised that phone companies are now tracking you due to Covid 19. But I'm not - contact tracing and all.
5. Wait this election is going to have no debates.
6. Outdoor televisions are where it's at.
7. Joe Martell is looking for some help putting in some AC in his house.
8. When did phase 2 become at least 4 weeks long?
9. Man this situation in Seattle with CHOP is crazy to me.
10. Looks like I won't be going to Plunkett this year. Unless he's still going on then I'll be there.
11. Cops at the beach for people drinking is wild to me. Like who is calling for that?
12. What the fuck is going on with UPS? I have been waiting for a package since May 29th.
13. Chrissy has enough fire works to make up for Boston cancelling thier July 4th display.
14. Do Yeti coolers have a life time guarantee? Asking for Karen and Joe.

Monday, June 15, 2020


Hey boys and girls it looks like summer is going to be stopping by this Wednesday and staying for at least the weekend.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The jalapeno bites from Burger King are fire.
2. I am hearing conflicting reports of outdoor dining being either over crowded and getting kicked out or the total opposite and everyone gets to stay for hours.
3. Chinese food hits just right when that's what you want.
4. When do you have to quarantine? When I leave the state and come back? If I'm visiting? I'm so confused. Any help?
5. I know we are in covid 19 and protest season but can we stop all the fire works? I'm not sure we need those going off at 3 am.
6. If a real life Transformer showed up tomorrow would anyone even bat an eye?
7. If you were sitting there thinking have Chrissy's balls shrunk? The answer is no. If anything they are larger.
8. Who wants to go halfsies on a boat?
9. So mask fatigue is a thing now.
10. Do you guys have nosy neighbors? Me either.
11. Anyone hear from Mark Welch? Kids been MIA since golf courses opened back up.
12. Are movie theaters a thing of the past now?

Monday, June 8, 2020

Billy Currington

I am pretty sure he said it best - " is good and people are crazy. "

 A couple of cold beers can bring people together. Let's start handing out beers and making new friends, swapping stories and life events, getting some perspective and input in to what makes us tick as humans.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The longer my hair gets the more people have to say something about it.
2. Fucking Martell never having root beer shots or a grilled cheese in his life is absurd.
3. Blow me is a perfectly good retort when someone says something you don't want to continue having a conversation with.
4. That fucking rain on Saturday was insane.
5. I am not sure what beaches Governor Baker has been too since this shit started but no one is wearing masks on the beach.
6. I do not understand how people love the Eagles so much.  Take your hotel California and shove it up your ass.
7. You didn't hear this from me but Joey is having another pig roast on July 11th.  Get your sides ready.
8. Now that we are onto Phase 2.1 what are you looking most forward too? Where y'all gonna be eating at?
9. Fucking NH not giving a fucking shit and just basically going from 0 - dry humping in terms of opening up is the NH we all need. Live free or die!
10. Jeffrey's fence is finally in and done.
11. I recently read that Italy believes this Covid-19 has mutated to a weaker strain.
12. What week are we on in this self isolation/quarantine? 13 or 14? Time seems to be flying by.
13. Not really sure if I am going for the Tim Allen in the Santa Clause look or Kurt Russell in the Christmas Chronicles. Either way a younger Santa is my current look.
14. I have a feeling that 30 and 36 packs just aren't enough now, Budweiser is gonna start rolling out a 50 pack.

Monday, June 1, 2020


It's fucking June but may as well be December without Christmas. This year just won't quit and Everytime I think we have hit rock bottom there is a new low. Two steps forward and 37 back at this point.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. That Chick fil-a breakfast is legit.
2. I was shocked to learn that Yeti is not made in America.
3. Chrissy bought himself a golf cart.
4. People out there just never having eaten steak tips before is an insane thought to me.
5. Mario is back after the birth of his baby girl and I couldn't be happier.
6. The CARES Act is a bunch of things, not just stimulus but also what you can do with your retirement cash.
7. Maybe Chrissy hit a scratchie because he also bought himself am Arctic Cooler.
8. The UFC fights have been lack luster at best lately.
9. It is surprising how normal a little sun on the beach can make you feel.
10.  The Boyce's heading down to Rhode Island to celebrate their anniversary with a few beers par with 2020.
11. Martell is planning pig roast #2 in July.
12. Charlie Baker treating us all like we are children is beyond infuriating.

Monday, May 25, 2020

Summer is here

Now that we have stumbled upon Memorial Day, summer is unofficially here. The good weather is gonna be hitting this week. Let's start getting back to normal not a new normal but fucking normal.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Covid 19/Corona virus is really drawing a line in the sand and people are on polar opposite sides when they view it or how they are now dealing with it.
2. The Pig roast was a success.
3. Boyce out here just killing the grilling game.
4. I mean $49 bill at Taco Bell is really fucking impressive, Christian Daniel Macphail I would not believe it if I didn't see it with my own 2 eyes.
5. Hey Mike Foley, relax with hitting on the KFC cashier and then thinking she called the police on ya.
6. Barber shops and hair salons open today make sure you get your appointments.
7. Anyone have any good brush/comb recommendations? My hair is getting long.
8. Hope that everyone got to enjoy some of the nice weather this weekend.
9. When you go to Joes house make sure you get some harepie.
10. Relentless game of 7,11, doubles this Saturday. I think Leaden made more enemies than friends.
11. Martell needs some Midol, he hurt his back mowing a lawn for the first time since high school.
12. When do they try to cancel July 4th?

Monday, May 18, 2020

Quick question

What the fuck are we doing? Like honestly?

The average age of death is 82.
There have been 74 deaths under the age of 50.

I get it, if you are immunocompromised, have a propensity for getting sick or just old this is not an ideal world we are living in for you. But millions of people on unemployment, small business' going under, and people having to use all their life's savings to keep their family afloat is not ideal either. 

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Little kids love to watch UFC, only when there is blood.
2. Congrats to Mario and Ash on a bouncy baby girl.
3. Mother nature is so fucking bombed - hot, cold, tornadoes, fuck it snow.
4. Is it a problem when you have to have a conversation about whether 36 beers is enough for 2 people?
5. Fuck your zoom meetings.
6. Doesn't look like I'll be getting a puppy any time soon.
7. Speaking of puppies Jeffery is looking for an English lab.
8. Looks like Florida is going to have it's best summer tourism ever.
9. Chrissy is alive and well.

10. Guess we are all waiting for 11 am to see if Governor Baker will let us out of our cages.
11. I don't know if I like pizza or burgers more. 
12. Taco bell still brings the heat. 
13. Why is it so difficult to find a baby hog for sale?
14. Broccoli slaw is better than cole slaw. Don't @ me!

Monday, May 11, 2020


Are we ever going to go back to anything resembling a normal life?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. It felt great to be able to watch UFC live and be like a regular Saturday night.
2. Yo, sauage pepper and onion pizza from Rags is fire.
3. So basically this is Covid 19 season? Winter, spring, summer, fall and covid 19 shut down the economy season.
4. I dont think Kung Fu Dave is handling isolation well. He is down some conspiracy rabbit holes.
5. If you are looking for your Michael Jordan rookie card fix look .
6. I am really sick of these zoom meetings and seeing people sitting at home like donkeys and I am at work like an asshole.
7. Grub hub, Uber eats and all these delivery services seem to be killing it and gouging people. They charged $12.59 in fees and a fucking 25% tip on an $88.88 pizza order. Are we keeping small businesses afloat or lining these companies pockets?
8. Support your local breweries during this time. If they can't open their tap rooms, and bars aren't open to pour their kegs that is 2/3rds of their business. Buy some swag, get a 4 pack and do your part to help out.
9. When the $600 bonus runs out for unemployment and people passed on jobs while the country was reopening. It's gonna be like real life musical chairs.
10. Fucking fences are expensive as fuck.
11. One week until baby Long is exciting.
12. People setting up secret haircuts from their barbers and hairstylest is where we are at now?!
13. My favorite part of covid 19 season is all the people snitching on other people. This person is not wearing a mask, these people are not social distancing, and (my favorite) people are visiting my neighbor.
14. The second favorite thing about covid 19 season - all the other genders out there are not being effected by death. It is just the females and males in the world.
15. One thing that's never going to happen again is blowing out of birthday cake candles, right? No more little kids spitting all over the cake?
16. How does Joe Martell not know who Len Bias was? Or that Ace of Cakes made Dave's wedding cake?

Stay safe out there guys and gals. If you aren't one of them you should be good.

Monday, May 4, 2020

It's here

It's May 4th, AKA Star Wars day.
So may the fourth be with you.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. There is never not a line at Wendy's.
2. May is here so let's hope the warm weather comes with it.
3. Chrissy is alive and killing the Uber game.
4. I may be going slowly insane from the self distance/quarantine life.
5. God bless people working full-time at home and teaching their kids.
6. Gonna be a real interesting summer if the beaches don't open.
7. Some days the beers just go down like glass.
8. Have we cancelled mother's day yet?
9. Who knew chicken wings were in a shortage?
10. The first sunburn of the season is kind of refreshing.
11. When will mask season be done? No body can be wearing these things all summer long.
12. Oh the edible game? More like the Christian Daniel Macphail game, amiright?

Monday, April 27, 2020

Is it over

Can someone please let me know when this is all over? I just want to stay in bed with the blankets over my head until I can go back outside.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People flooding the Boston 311 line snitching on people being outside and not wearing masks is just silly to me.
2. I got Dairy Queen and the first one of the season just hits so good.
3. Heaven forbid you cough or sneeze anymore.
4. 15 beers in 3 1/2 hours is not too bad during Corona self isolating quarantining.
5. Has anyone seen Chrissy? Dude is too busy to snap?
6. Joe Martell just buying an 11 foot long Weber grill is such a Joe thing.
7. The rum is done love.
8. When do the beaches open up?
9. I have never had so much lunch variety at work - Uber eats, door dash, caviar and even a fucking taxi all delivered.
10. 1 year olds are like Energizer bunnies.
11. What do you miss most during this?
12. Jeffrey out here with the Peleton. Kids gonna look fire.
13. The NFL draft was good television.
14. Julie Nickerson is alive, just had her 1 year anniversary with her Beau.

I'll see you guys soon. Drinks on me!

Monday, April 20, 2020


Have we tried unplugging the world and plugging it back in yet? Figured, just checking.
People are slowly losing their minds and I'm just waiting for the next civil war to start.

This is what I learned this weekend:
(Do we really even have weekends anymore)
1. Steak tips are underrated.
2. Nothing drives me more up a wall than someone chewing loudly. Like bro no one wants to hear your lunch.
3. All this mask wearing is really hurting my ears.
4. We should be at the Sox game today drinking at 8 am. Instead we are in self distancing/self quarantine day 6890753.
5. Jeffrey is upset that Coors light comes in the slim cans.
6. Thanks to whoever sent the chocolate dick, sorry to say my dog ate it. Don't worry though he is still alive.
7. Now you have to wear a mask everywhere you go. Can't wait till they say you have to hop on your left foot only while shopping.
8. Wait, we are surprised that they are saying this didn't come from eating a bat but rather from a BL4 lab in Wuhan?
9. Oh yeah, I got into the baking game during this - pecan date bread. It's a bit dense but the flavor is good.
10. Guys, you can either just let all your hair go or you can shave it all down. There really isn't an in between.
11. So the Cape didn't want people flocking to their vacation homes now they want to re-open everything. Man this virus really fucking with people.
12. Code 8 was worth watching on Netflix.

Does anyone have any good suggestions of things to watch?

Tuesday, April 14, 2020


Ya put off and procrastinate blogging and mother fuckers lose their mind.

Covid 19 got people twisted.

This is what I learned since last time I was here:
1. Sorry I forgot the blog.
2. Beer tastes better at a bar
3. Calnan is killing the Alfredo Aellos meals.
4. Smiddy is alive and doing well during this pandemic.
5. Guess every lady who is unemployed has their own Fans only page.
6. Fucking 70 miles per hour winds will fuck up your landscape and fence
7. People working from home just snacking all the time?
8. Will this be final nail in the coffin for brick and mortar stores?
9. We need new content dropped on these streaming services quicker.
10. Is there any thing more adult feeling than having dinners planned for the week?
11. Better feeling - new socks or fresh clean sheets?
12. Ice cream delivery service would be nice and handy right now.

Monday, April 6, 2020

No money no money

I thought this was supposed to save us all money? I'm spending more than ever. Stocking up on beers, going to the supermarket to get food to make, and always at the Home Depot. Money schmoney.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. BJs is beyond crazy. The check out lines are the length of the store
2. I am not sure what people's breaking points are but I have a sneaking suspicion we are about to find out.
3. Hey people with your ponsey scams, who work from their phones. How's this treating you?
4. I am hearing the next 11 days are going to be the hardest and then the curve is suppose to be flattened.
5. You need a faucet replaced...I'm your guy.
6. One would think that people would be working like crazy, when there is nothing to do.
7. Still no toilet paper. Even though I scored a pack.
8. The weather is getting nicer so at least we have that.
9. Guys are either letting their hair grow or wiffling it up. There are no in betweens.
10. They went from no one should be wearing a mask unless you are a health care worker to everyone wear one...real quick.
11. Stock in Home Depot and Lowe's must be going through the roof. People have nothing to do but home improvement tasks.
12. Sometimes those high test IPAs hit you hard and fast.

Stay safe out there.

Monday, March 30, 2020

It is official

People are slowly starting to lose their minds.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. TK barely escaped from an apartment fire in his complex.
2. Does anyone actually grow up in Whitman?
3. I thought all this social distancing and not going out was going to make me save money. But in reality I spend more from all the baking, cooking and hobbies I'm trying out.
4. I have a feeling the Airlines are going to have a huge boom when this is all said and done.
5. When do people just pack up in their car to go for a drive and somehow end up in California?
6. I am already sick of sports replays.
7. Tiger King...that's all that needs to be said about that.
8. Just when I think the Big Black Cock meme guy couldn't get any better someone comes out with a new one.
9. But why the rum love?
10. These virtual happy hours and meet ups on Zoom... blow it out your ass.
11. Amazon Prime doesn't have that many good shows but Zero Zero Zero is some dope ass shit about the cocaine trade.
12. Breweries doing home delivery is the shit we need right now.

Monday, March 23, 2020

...and just like that

We are basically is a shelter in place locked the fuck down point in 2020.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Leaden really likes breaking my balls if I don't post before 10:30.
2. Will Chrissy survive no edibles for at least 2 weeks now with this lock down?
3. The Popeyes chicken Sammy is fucking delicious.
4. Covid-19 is causing people to lose their fucking minds.
5. Could not find any yeast anywhere. People coming out of this self distancing full on bakers.
6. Who likes rum?
7. Serious question where is the best pizza around? Not a one bite thing but where is the best tasting pizza?
8. Are there bets on when this is all going to be over? I don't see April 7th as a viable option.
9. I don't know if I could be motivated to work from home. Lots of snacks, naps and porn would be in my future.
10. Ever look at someone's face and immediately hate them, well before they open their mouth?
11. Make sure you check up on you family and friends, especially the older ones.
12. Video dates and video/virtual meet ups are all the rage right now. Listen Karen I didn't want to see you in real life let alone online...hit the bricks.
13. Guys still out here shaving off beards for fear Covid-19 will live on their face...may as well shave your head and cut off your balls too.
14. Hey parents with kids, looks like this is going to be an extended summer vacation.

Monday, March 16, 2020

And just like that

Everything was shut down. Bars - closed. Restaurants - closed. Movie theaters - closed. Disney - closed. Dunkins - some closed.  Supermarkets - reduced hours. It's chaos and bedlam. Welcome to the Purge!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Covid -19 sounds like a villain in a Spiderman comic. That's what I will keep calling it over Corona virus.
2. The plaza had maybe 1/4th the people it normally has on a Sunday.
3. I'm sure some of you thought shit, everything shut down so I am sure this blog post will be too. Ya dead wrong.
4. I honestly dont think baseball can take this long layoff that they are proposing.
5. Local business needs your support. So try to help wherever you can.
6. Thoughts on rum? I'm not talking captain morgan shit.
7. I heard rumors that packies are gonna close starting tomorrow.
8. Uber eats, Caviar and Grub hub must be walking around with a hard on for the next 3 weeks.
9. Have you watched the Spenser movie yet? Did you not laugh when the lady screams Go Sox during sex?
10. All rules of Lent are off the table during this Purge right?
11. Do not even look at your 401Ks.
12. You didn't hear this from me but Jeffrey has been riding the sober train since Mexico.

Gotta run and make sure things are on the up and up.

Monday, March 9, 2020

In like a lion

This motherfucking March did not come in like a lion. This place is rocking with 60 degree days.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People want money but don't want to work for it.
2. Brunch some times gets away from ya.
3. Is there anything worse than ordering something you really want to eat and it comes out gross.
4. Little kid hockey is something to watch. (Not always in a good way).
5. Rob bailed on Cancun, meanwhile Jeffrey is living his best life.
6. Heard flights to Nashville are dirt cheap right now.
7. Who knew Fowler house has trivia on Tuesday nights.
8. Leadens bringing 100 oysters to the parade...shuck up!
9. Hey Corona virus stop fucking with my retirement.
10. Fucking Popeyes delivers now.
11. Ugly Delicious is my new go to on Netflix.
12. Can someone explain to me to me why razor blades are so expensive?

Monday, March 2, 2020

I know I know

You are shocked that I'm posting , while on vacation and in a totally different time zone.

This is what I learned on the west coast:
1. I'll take 82 degrees in February any time.
2. Hey San Diego Zoo why is half your shit down for renovations?
3. Without fail, I get hit on by men more often than not.
4. Have you guys seen Joes new scar?
5. Did Rob invite you guys to Mexico? Me either.
6. It appears that everyone is going to Florida, vacation week in April.
7. Congrats to Matt and Meg, if anyone needs a place to stay in Hotlanta...hit them up. They just bought a place in college Park.
8. I think I hate paper straws more than ever, since every fucking place serves em with all their drinks.
9. I have been to a Lazy Hippo, a Blind Burro and a Tipsy Crow all within a few days.
10. I went to 5 different breweries and I'd rank as:
          1. Kairoa Brewery - see my man Drew and chill out on the roof deck.
          2. The Resident Brewery at Local - great food and music, tons of beers not all good.
         3. Ballast Point - they have it down. Like an old pair of sneakers. Just fits right.
         4. The Half Door - converted old house that makes their own brew. Beer was better than most just a grandma's vibe
         5. Duck Foot Brewery - if you want gluten free brews this place is for you.
11. Not nearly as many homeless as I remember being chased by in San Francisco.
12. It appears that San Diego as a whole has an acne problem.
13. Happy Hours never get old (especially when some places are all day long).
14. Hit up Richard Blaise's Crack Shack for some crazy good chicken.

Friday, February 28, 2020

Wendy's breakfast

Well I gotta admit I was a little hesitant about this review. Not because I was nervous about trying something. No it's because the doors were closed and only the drive thru was open. I don't like to eat it my car. So I was just gonna say fuck it but then I saw the picture for the breakfast baconator and I was sucked right back in! And let me just say I'm glad I was. Holy shit, this was hands down the best fast food breakfast sandwich I ever had. Wendy's definitely learned from the trash they tried to roll out a few years back in their first attempt at breakfast. The menu looked like it had quite a few options. Couldn't really take it all in since I was in a rush with people behind me. But they had a chicken sandwich on a biscuit. A few egg sandwich choices with different bread options. I knew what I was ordering once I saw the picture but I still wanted to see what else they had. 6 strips of bacon, a sausage patty, and a fresh cracked egg, need I say more? Not sure of what type of roll it was on but it was decent. Didn't add anything to it but didn't take away either. Even the frozen potato wedges had good seasoning flavor. If you follow @Wendy's you know they went private last week and they have been bashing the competition ever since. If the other items on their breakfast menu are half as good as the baconator, we could see McDonald's being pushed to up there game!

KFC review

Gotta give credit where credit is due. When every other place is going keto friendly or trying to make meat out of plants. KFC says fuck that. Let's give the people what they want. And the fat kid in me loves that! They come out with a chicken sandwich where there are donuts for the bread. The donuts themselves are just ok. Nothing great but not horrible. They are a Krispy Kreme knockoff. But being warmed up helps and being drenched in a glaze sauce is key. This matched with the classic KFC breast just pairs well. People rave about chicken and waffles, and I can't say I blame them. The way the syrup just goes so well with the chicken. Well I gotta say the glaze goes even better. I give it a solid 7.1.

Chrissy coming through with the blazing food review.

Monday, February 24, 2020

Party hearty

Don't forget it's a leap year and the 29th is this Saturday so party like the extra day never happened. Get black out drunk and pretend like the day never happened.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Chrissy + edibles + Snapchat = liquid gold.
2. The Fours is underrated.
3. If you get a chance check out Table Boston.
4. Always a good time to see Mike G and his wife.
5. Jeffreys planning a huge trip to Saratoga in August. Clear your schedules.
6. Italian beer is not for me. Or maybe it's just skunky beers in general that I don't like.
7. Hope everyone grabbed their St. Paddy's day attire. Look good feel good.
8. How young is too young to retire?
9. People who tell me they can't wait for baseball season...are you lieing to me or yourselves?
10. You didn't hear this from me but Leaden still moon lights at the Charlie Horse from time to time. I just can't quit you!!
11. If you could only drink one type of alcohol from now until the end of time what would it be. I'm going straight vodka.
12. Is there anything more annoying than ordering food and it comes out wrong?

Monday, February 17, 2020


Spring is a month away. March 19th cannot come fast enough.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Apparently, Tom Kelly has a lot going on in his life.
2. Karaoke at Cathay never disappoints.
3. All booked up for a weekend down in Hotlanta.
4. Saint Bernard puppies are so damn cute.
5. Joe and Karen are looking for a puppy.
6. President's day appears to be a half assed holiday.
7. Always great to bump into a Layden.
8. Who would have known that finding a space to lease would be so difficult?
9. This is the least enthusiastic I have been for a Red Sox season ever.
10. I love me some cheesecake.
11. Anyone been to the Dorchester Brewery now that they have expanded and opened a restaurant?
12. Fucking Applebee's is a joke.
13. Nothing makes me smile more than Chrissy getting shut off at Buffalo wild wings.
14. Looking for some suggestions for places to eat in San Diego.

Monday, February 10, 2020


Thank God January is over. It only seemed to last 78 fucking days.

This is what I learned the past 2 weeks:
1. People live to break my balls when I don't update this blog.
2. Sean Riccio is out here looking for a meet up. Who is in for a Wickendon run?
3. Dave Corcoran is a bully. A yoga CrossFit mma bully.
4. Happy birthday Mark Welch
5. Anyone looking for a sectional couch? Lauren Brady is getting rid of hers so hit her up.
6. We got Paul Logan releasing diss tracks on Antonio Brown?
7. Good luck on your interview Chrissy.
8. Jeffreys mind was blown by eating avacado toast.
9. Fucking Willie catching fish on his first ice fishing expedition.

10. Castle island brewery is better than Trillium. I said it!!
11. Drunk Jeffrey loves him some casino action.
12. Beer Works sucks. The foods ok but man does their beer suck.
13. I see all you mother fuckers trying to sneak back on to the Bruins bandwagon.
14. Jon Jones win on Saturday was wack! No way did he beat Reyes.
15. Fuck these checking yourself in Apps for barber shops... You show up and wait. Thems the rules.
16. Nothing more annoying than going to bed with a headache and then waking up with one.
17. The XFL seems to be working a bit better this time around. At least the product is better and Draft Kings has embraced it.
18. Fuck you Dunkin for serving burned coffee. Not all the time but you know when it's happening.
19. I hate people who tell you to smile. Like fuck you Brad, you don't know what's going on in my life. Hey Karen, go get white girl brunch wasted and leave me alone.
20. Finally getting to eat at Table Boston. 

Monday, January 27, 2020

Who ya got

The Super bowl is Sunday and who do you have winning? You rolling with Mahomies? Hanging with Jimmy G'Unit?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Hickeys are still a thing?
2. Matty Kraemer becomes a make out bandit when he's white girl wasted.
3. How many breweries are too many to visit in a weekend?
4. I can't find a decent Chinese food joint now that Imperial is gone.
5. Congrats to Mario coming in first at the B-fit challenge.
6. Guess who has goalie lessons coming up? Julian!
7. Jelly beans aren't just for Easter anymore. They are out here for Valentine's day too.
8. Jack's Abby has really good food. Which impressed me.
9. Fucking Mamba and his daughter dieing is heart breaking.
10. Anyone want to go to Atlanta for a weekend? We can stay at Matt's and hit up all the strip clubs.
11. Mark Welch is alive and kicking.
12. Has anyone seen Calnan? Been trying to meet up with him for some brews and he's MIA.

Monday, January 20, 2020

Pretty much

This month seems to get longer every year. It's been January 2020 for 6 months now.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Trillium is Canton is pretty nice.
2. Bad Boys 3 was fun as hell.
3. Connor McGregor is looking to be the top paid athlete in the world.
4. The rink in Hyannis is really nice.
5. Fuck colds.
6. Heard from a trusted source the Bud Light Seltzers are trash.
7. Adults celebrate half birthdays?
8. Joe Martell makes one mean charcuterie board.
9. Kid hockey is something. Like they don't know the rules or anything.
10. You or know anyone looking to move to Scituate?
11. Sometimes you gotta just gotta bounce back like a rubber ball.
12. Anyone heard the new Eminem album yet?

Monday, January 13, 2020


I mean let's jump into this.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Mother fuckers are out here buying Wonka edible bars on the dark web.
2. There is a special place in hell for people who tell you to smell spoiled milk.
3. Paragon Boardwalk beer hall is a good time.
4. How drunk is mother nature? 70 one day 33 the next?
5. Sunday day drinking is my jam.
6. Easy Budlight with your seltzer commercials.
7. Martell's going to Arizona for the Superbowl. I know what you are thinking, the Superbowls in Miami. Exactly!!
8. Is anyone as amped up as I am for this UFC 246 this weekend?
9. I wish I bet the Titans money line the past 2 weeks.
10. Went to Lowell last Wednesday. That's it. That's the sentence. 
11. Speaking of Lowell, no one has heard from Dave since Wednesday. Hope he wasn't the guy in the dumpster fire.
12. Congrats to Julian on his huge win over Milton on Saturday.
13. Cagneys has a new menu and I don't hate it.
14. Shocked to find out Leaden had never been to the SST Braintree.
15. Ever look at your bank statement on Monday and want to puke?
16. I heard Mario was on the South Shore Sunday...hope he made it home alright.

Monday, January 6, 2020


It's the year of seeing better in 2020.

Let's get to it.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People live to break balls.
2. Nothing is gonna beat a Natty Seltzers. You can try Bud Light but I doubt it.
3. Is anyone really shocked the Pats lost?
4. Anyone heard from Dave? He blew off his bday celebration. Been MIA for about 2 weeks. Probably got a chick. #wifedup
5. Work has started to slow down for Chrissy so he's available to make plans. That dude loves making plans(and edibles).
6. New year New me. New year new decade. New this new that. All trash!
7. Anyone make any new year's resolutions?
8. If food doesn't make you happy then you have no soul.
9. Paying bills always seems like 2 steps forward 3 steps back.
10. When's TKs house warming party?
11. We all have that one asshole friend, right.
12. Flanel everyday or only on Fridays?
13. Heard from a whole bunch of people about this mild winter... Just stop. Mother nature has been drunk for a while but she ain't going to just forget about a whole season.
14. Rumor has it Joey Martell and Karen are gonna have a UFC 246 party. The return of Conor McGregor.