This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Mother fuckers are out here buying Wonka edible bars on the dark web.
2. There is a special place in hell for people who tell you to smell spoiled milk.
3. Paragon Boardwalk beer hall is a good time.
4. How drunk is mother nature? 70 one day 33 the next?
5. Sunday day drinking is my jam.
6. Easy Budlight with your seltzer commercials.
7. Martell's going to Arizona for the Superbowl. I know what you are thinking, the Superbowls in Miami. Exactly!!
8. Is anyone as amped up as I am for this UFC 246 this weekend?
9. I wish I bet the Titans money line the past 2 weeks.
10. Went to Lowell last Wednesday. That's it. That's the sentence.
11. Speaking of Lowell, no one has heard from Dave since Wednesday. Hope he wasn't the guy in the dumpster fire.
12. Congrats to Julian on his huge win over Milton on Saturday.
13. Cagneys has a new menu and I don't hate it.
14. Shocked to find out Leaden had never been to the SST Braintree.
15. Ever look at your bank statement on Monday and want to puke?
16. I heard Mario was on the South Shore Sunday...hope he made it home alright.