Friday, January 29, 2010

midgets - clowns - midget clowns

Some scary and funny shit





Thursday, January 28, 2010

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Super Bowl

Superbowl party up @ the View at Presidents golf course. Free buffet! Cash bar and im sure lots of laughs. Let me know if your interested.

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Bruins Caps 2/2

$60 PER PERSON to see NHL's most exciting player Alexander Ovechkin faceoff against the Boston Bruins Tuesday night.....
we are having a pregame party with OPEN BAR 5-7 PM (beer & wine only).....
we also are offering upgrades into the loge for $20 more ($80 per person).....
book your group today, all seats will be side by side!!!

Bruins Caps 2/2

Pregame Party 5-7pm

OPEN BAR & GAMETICKET

$60 PER PERSON



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2 Bar Crawls to choose from this Saturday

2 Bar Crawls to choose from this Saturday (1/30/10)

#1 - BINGO Pub Crawl for Bruschi:

Warning: this is not your grandmother’s BINGO – Bingo cards will be filled with various cocktails and games not letters and numbers.

$10 Donation to Tedy’s Team, the Boston division of the American Stroke Association, will earn you a BINGO Card.

Prizes:
Grand Prize – first person to get the outer square of the bingo card will win a football autographed by Tedy Bruschi

Second Prize – the first two people to get an X (two diagonals) will each win one can of IdeaPaint – the dry erase paint (www.ideapaint.com) – $175 value each

Third Prize – the first person to get a T (five across the top and five down the middle) will win 5 free MindBody classes at Exhale Spa (yoga and/or core fusion) – $125 value (www.exhalespa.com)

More prizes to follow…

Bars:
3:00PM: Clarke’s
4:00PM: Black Rose
5:00PM: Sissy K’s
6:00PM: Hennessy’s
7:00PM: Ned Devines

Hope to see you there!

P.S. For those of you that can’t make it but would still like to support me as I run the Boston Marathon for Tedy’s Team, here is the link to the site.

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#2 -The 3rd Annual Big Ten Bar Crawl is almost here and this year promises to be bigger and better than ever! The crawl starts at noon at DJs at the Garden (222 Friend St) and continues around the North Station area:

12-1:30 DJs at the Garden
1-2:30 Johnnie’s on the Side
2-3:30 The Harp
3-4:30 Hurricane O’Reilly’s
4-5:30+ The Greatest Bar

View a map of the route by clicking here

There will be souvenir koozies available (while supplies last) for $3 each at DJs!
There is a Bruins game at The Garden at 7:00pm, so we will be colliding with some fan traffic at Greatest Bar. If Greatest Bar does fill to capacity, there are plenty of establishments nearby to go to until the Bruins crowd thins out. We expect there to be a Big Ten crowd at Greatest Bar until very late in the night.

This came from Crawl in Boston

Meghan Fox for Armani







Powerball Starts Sunday In Massachusetts


Powerball is coming to Massachusetts this weekend.


State treasurer Tim Cahill said sales will start on Sunday, January 31.

The first drawing will be on the first Wednesday. February 3.

"We're really excited. This is the first time we've been able to offer it here in Massachusetts. So now you don't have to go to Rhode Island, Connecticut or New Hampshire if you want to buy Powerball, especially of there's a big jackpot," Cahill told WBZ Radio Wednesday.

"It could bring as much as $50 million more to the state lottery," in a full year, he added.

There are also benefits to local merchants.

"If there are big jackpots, it generally brings people to the stores and they may spend not only money on other lottery products but money on other things that these small 'mom and pop' convenience stores (sell)."

Massachusetts is the last state in New England to join Powerball.

"We just didn't give up," Cahill said, noting there was a trade-off.

"We convinced the other states it was in there best interest to allow us to sell. We also will allow them to sell Mega Millions."

Call said the two games will only compete if there are two big jackpots, but they generally don't run in the same cycle.

"So if one is up, one is down and people generally buy when the jackpot is big so this means, we think, more big jackpots, which can only help the game overall."

The treasurer said lottery sales in the state are good so far.

"We're about even with last year," he said.

"I think this Powerball game will put us over last year's number at the end."

"Our goal is to bring in as much money as we can to cities and towns."

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Nothing But a G thing 2010

Hello Family, Friends and Co-Workers,

We hope this email finds you well and you have a brief moment to read it over.

We will be running in the Boston Marathon this April 2010 on Team Gamberdella . We will be running for a charity called the Doug Flutie, Jr. Foundation for Autism. We are raising money and running in honor of our beloved son and nephew, Genaro Gamberdella.

For more information and a possible donation please click on the following website:

http://www.firstgiving.com/forgenaro2010


All donations are secure and sent directly to the Doug Flutie, Jr. Foundation for Autism.

If this message was sent to you more then once, we apologize!

Thank you in advance for your time and consideration to donate.

Regards,

Liz, Jenn and Cara Gamberdela
"TEAM GAMBERDELLA"

yellow fever

Eharmony

Seems like a perfectly acceptable answer to me:



Thanks Chiefdude

Burgers + Beers = Win




Whopper to pair with Budweiser at new South Beach fast food hotspot

Fret not, Whopper lovers, you will soon have your beer and drink it too.

In some of the best news since they added onion rings to their menu, Miami-based Burger King has announced it plans on pairing its value meals with beer at a soon-to-open South Beach "Whopper Bar."

Opening in February, the South Beach Whopper Bar will sell the same bargain burgers and fries, paired with a Budweiser instead of soft drink, and more Whopper Bars could be coming to New York, Los Angeles and Las Vegas, according to USA Today.

The Whopper and a beer combos won't be available in regular Burger Kings, and they'll run you a bit more than one with a soda. The meal will be $7.99, two bucks more than the regular meal deal.

The beers will come in aluminum cans and will include Anheuser-Busch and Miller/Coors products.

It won't be the first time fast food nation ventures into the adult beverage business. Starbucks started selling brew at a shop in Seattle last year, and burrito chain Chipotle has offered cervezas for many years.

Whether burger-loving beer drinkers will flock to the King -- especially in South Beach -- is no given, but it's a chance the Home of the Whopper is willing to take to try and grab a different generation of consumers.

"The Burger King customer is aging, so they're just trying to grow up with the customer," Linda Lipsky, a restaurant consultant, told USA Today.

Internationally, you can get a beer at Burger Kings in Germany, Venezuela and Singapore. And though you can get a beer at a McDonalds in Paris, we're not sure about one in Burger King. We didn't go to Burger King.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Sox tickets onsale

It feels like Spring

How the hell can it be 59 degrees in January??

Lets see what I learned this weekend:
1. Kelly "Just the Tip" Armstrong is recently single and ready to mingle.
2. B's game Thursday, C's game Friday, B's game Saturday and then out Sunday to watch the NFL playoff games - makes my wallet puke on Monday Mornings.
3. Dorchester doorbell is no way to get picked up at midnight.
4. The stomach-butt-flu is not contagious.
5. I am contemplating switching to straight Budweiser, as my new beer of choice.
6. I have the worst phone ever. It shuts itself off for no reason and looks like this:

7. No matter how many times I drop it, kick it or turn it off and on the thing just doesn't come back until it wants to.
8. Hey Minny just remember Tails Never Fails.
9. Yes, I argued that the 10 minute conversation/argument I had about switching to Bud qualifies as an adult conversation.
10. DJ's charges a cover on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights. If you are looking for young ladies, dressed to the nines, sipping on mixed drinks. Then thats the place to go.
11. Mike G thought this photo was funny enough to send around as one of his friends family reunion photos:

12. I think the 2 NFL playoff games yesterday were very exciting.
13. The Boston Bruins are in 9th place and in bigtime trouble.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Im lovin it

Do you think they serve the new Mac Wrap here:


I mean honestly what the fuck kind of Mcdonald's is this?

Get better grades...

Mom made son kill hamster with hammer, police say



WARM SRPINGS, Ga. — Police have arrested a Georgia woman who they say forced her son to kill his pet hamster with a hammer as punishment for earning a bad grade.

Meriwether County sheriff Steve Whitlock told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution Thursday night that the 12-year-old boy told his teacher about the killing. The teacher reported it to the Division of Family and Child Services, who contacted police.

The pet's death allegedly took place at the family's Warm Springs home.
Whitlock said 38-year-old Lynn Middlebrooks Geter faces one charge each of animal cruelty, child cruelty and battery.

He said she was arrested last week and remained in the Meriwether County jail Thursday evening. It was not immediately known if she had a lawyer.
Meriwether County is located about 90 minutes southwest of Atlanta.


I bet this little 12 year old boy will start getting better grades now. If your mother makes you kill your pet hamster with a hammer, that bitch means business. What happens if he got sent to the principles office or detention? Would she break his hands with a hammer??

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Come on

BERLIN - Officials in Germany say eight teenagers were hospitalized after a test of courage in which they drank chili sauce more than 200 times hotter than typical Tabasco sauce.

The Red Cross in the southern city of Augsburg says that 10 boys, aged 13 and 14, drank the sauce Wednesday morning, apparently in school.

The German news agency DAPD quoted the Red Cross as saying the boys complained of feeling sick, and eight were taken to a hospital. They were to be kept in overnight for observation.

The Red Cross said that on the Scoville scale, which measures the hotness of sauce, the sauce measured 535,000 — compared to 2,500 for normal Tabasco sauce.


These kids are all pussies. I mean I ate some of the Pasta from Hell that has the bhut jolokia (aka the ghost chilli, a chili pepper commonly recognized as the hottest in the world) in it:
In 2000, India's Defence Research Laboratory (DRL) reported a rating of 855,000 units on the Scoville scale, and in 2004 a rating of 1,041,427 units was made using HPLC analysis. For comparison, Tabasco red pepper sauce rates at 2,500-5,000, and pure capsaicin (the chemical responsible for the pungency of pepper plants) rates at 15,000,000–16,000,000 Scoville units.

Coming soon to MTV

Classy

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

All the Athletic Ladies

Tryouts for the Boston Militia are coming up:

We have all been there...

Jaimee Grubb

Here’s Jaimee Grubb in the February issue of Ralph magazine. Just in case you need a refresher, she is one of Tiger Woods mistresses:










Top 99

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Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Guiness - got it


Hard-drinking The Pogues star Shane MacGowan has turned to alcohol to make sure he always has a full head of hair - he regularly washes it in Guinness.

The Irish singer insists men losing their hair would be wise to follow the Irish custom of running Guinness through their follicles.

He says, "They sell all those lotions to cure you of baldness... They don't work. There is only one way to cure baldness - you pour Guinness over your head, collect it in a bucket, and drink it in the morning.

"It's proven to work."

And MacGowan refuses to wash his hair when he's not at home in Ireland: "I don't wash it - only in Tipperary water."


I am not going bald but I would try Shane MacGowan's method if I were. I love how he washes his hair in Guinness, collects it in a bucket, and drinks it in the morning. I mean waste not want not right?

Legalize it??


High Support for Medical Marijuana
ABC News/Washington Post Poll: 81 Percent Support Legalizing Marijuana for Medical Use


Eight in 10 Americans support legalizing marijuana for medical use and nearly half favor decriminalizing the drug more generally, both far higher than a decade ago.

High Support for Medical Marijuana ABC News/Washington Post Poll: 81 Percent Support Legalizing Marijuana for Medical Use


With New Jersey this week poised to become the 14th state to legalize medical marijuana, 81 percent in this national ABC News/Washington Post poll support the idea, up from an already substantial 69 percent in 1997. Indeed the main complaint is with restrictions on access, as in the New Jersey law.

Fifty-six percent say that if it's allowed, doctors should be able to prescribe medical marijuana to anyone they think it can help. New Jersey's measure, which is more restrictive than most, limits prescriptions to people with severe illnesses. State health officials can add to the list.

DECRIMINALIZE? – Apart from medical marijuana, there have been recent efforts to decriminalize marijuana more broadly in some states. A preliminary vote on one such measure is to be held in the Washington state Legislature this week. In California organizers say they've collected enough signatures to hold a statewide referendum on the issue next fall. And a separate proposal in California to legalize and tax the drug cleared a legislative committee last week. A Field poll there in April found 56 percent support for the idea, which its backers say would raise $1.3 billion a year.
Nationally, this survey finds 46 percent support for legalizing small amounts of marijuana for personal use – the same as it was last spring, and well above its level in past years, for example 39 percent in 2002 and 22 percent in 1997.

GROUPS – Age is a factor. Just 23 percent of senior citizens favor legalizing marijuana for personal use; that jumps to 51 percent of adults under age 65. There are political and ideological differences as well: Thirty percent of conservatives and 32 percent of Republicans favor legalization, compared with 49 percent of independents, 53 percent of Democrats and more than half of moderates and liberals alike (53 and 63 percent, respectively).

Medical marijuana, for its part, receives majority support across the political and ideological spectrum, from 68 percent of conservatives and 72 percent of Republicans as well as 85 percent of Democrats and independents and about nine in 10 liberals and moderates. Support slips to 69 percent among seniors, vs. 83 percent among all adults under age 65.

There are similar divisions on whether medical marijuana should be restricted or made available to anyone a doctor thinks it would help. Overall, 56 percent, as noted, prefer no restrictions, while 21 percent say it should be limited to terminally ill patients and an additional 21 percent say it should be limited to those with serious but not necessarily terminal illnesses.

Liberals are 23 points more apt than conservatives, and Democrats 20 points more likely than Republicans, to oppose restrictions. There's also a difference between the sexes, with men 10 points more likely than women to say the doctor should decide.

But the main difference is whether people think marijuana should be permitted for medical uses in the first place. Among supporters, 63 percent would rely on the doctor's discretion. Among those who oppose medical marijuana, 75 percent say that if it is allowed, it should be limited to seriously or terminally ill patients.
New Jersey passed its medical marijuana law this month and outgoing Gov. Jon Corzine is expected to sign it tomorrow morning, his last day in office. Medical marijuana first became legal in California in 1996, followed by Alaska, Colorado, Hawaii, Maine, Michigan, Montana, Nevada, New Mexico, Oregon, Rhode Island, Vermont and Washington state.

METHODOLOGY – This ABC News/Washington Post poll was conducted by telephone Jan. 12-15, 2010, among a random national sample of 1,083 adults, including landline and cell-phone-only respondents, with an oversample of African Americans (weighted to their correct share of the population) for a total of 153 black respondents. Results for the full sample have a 3.5-point error margin. Click here for a detailed description of sampling error. Sampling, data collection and tabulation by TNS of Horsham, PA.
- ABC news

I am sure everyone and their mother has an opinion on marijuana, weed, chronic, skunk, bud, mary jane, sticky-icky, or whatever else you may call it. Here is mine - legalize it and tax it. It seems like it would solve 3 problems. The first being money, it would raise a shit ton of money of you could go into a store and buy a pack of joints for 20 bucks, most of it going to taxes. The second being taking some of the action that the drug dealers get from their weed business. Thirdly it would stop lots of the frivolous court expenditures due to prosecuting someone with a dime bag. Let me know what you think.

Monday, January 18, 2010

28 Drinks Later

28 Drinks Later from Futuristic Films on Vimeo.

Sucky day

What a miserable way to start the week - snow, rain, slush, sleet and ice.

Onto what I learned this weekend:

1. The crowd for Mariah Carey down the casino was a mixture of young and old but people were not happy that she showed up at 9:20 for an 8:00 show.
2. Sometimes Mikey Layden's apprentice must use Mikeys brain at work and not his own.
3. There are 450 hot dogs eaten every second in the US.
4. Chuckie is looking to give away his bull dog mix which happens to be "Knee high and muscular very happy and energenic".
5. Nick Cannon was DJ-ing at Shrine and the line was out the door and then some.
6. Chrissy wears fancy shoes.
7. Yesterdays is hosting a poker tournament Sunday at noon.
8. Mikey Layden says he would grow a mullet but he is afraid he would have "homosexual hair". (I have no idea what that consists of).
9. One of my friends stashes his empty beer bottles in 4 different boxes so his wife doesn't know how many he has drank in one sitting(Brilliant).
10. Scott Brown's supporters seem much more down to earth than Martha Coakley's.
11. Craps is fun as hell to play but you can't win money playing it unless you have a ton of money on the table.
12. The Fours in Quincy is a good place to watch a game as long as you are sitting at the bar because standing around there sucks.
13. No matter how much you explain that the Pasta from Hell is THAT hot people still want to try it:

Friday, January 15, 2010

Hell Nights - Smiddys 31st Bday

So last night we decided to go to the East Coast Grill for Hell Night/Smiddys 31st bday. We started off the night with a round of Russian Roulette Style Deviled Egg (2 – 8 Bombs). Smiddy was the unlucky bastard to get the super hot egg.

Chrissy ordered the Wings of Ass Destruction (7 Bombs) plus the Pasta from Hell (9 Bombs)(Please Take Us Seriously When We Say DO NOT Order This Dish). Welchie ordered up the Masala Rubbed & Spit Roasted ½ Chicken (3 Bombs). Smiddy ordered the Pampas Style Grilled 16 oz Sirloin with Cherio Chimichurri (5 Bombs). Jeffrey and I both ordered the Chipotle Braised Pork Shank with Salsa Fuego (4 Bombs).

I sampled everything but Welchie’s chicken. The best thing was the steak. It was so good that Jeffrey started chatting up the grill guy and scored us a free steak. The pork was alright but I wouldn’t order it again. Then there were the wings. At first you take a few bites, and think “After them hot deviled eggs this is pussy shit (at least that’s what I thought)”, THEN IT HITS YOU! Your lips get numb and then the burn starts. Needless to say I only had one wing. Lastly, Chrissy’s Pasta from Hell came out. I think calling it Pasta from Hell is being nice actually. It could be called “This Shit Will Burn Your Lips, Your Mouth, Your Soul, and Lastly Your Ass Hole” because that is exactly what it did. Chrissy took a first bite, then a quick second bite and everyone at the table started nodding that maybe it isn’t so hot. But when he took that third bite it was all over! The sweat started and the waters couldn’t come fast enough. After eating some of Jeffrey’s steak, I decided I had to try the Pasta from Hell. BAD IDEA… If you can imagine the hottest thing you have ever ate then multiply it by 100 then all of a sudden someone sticks a red hot poker in your mouth - that is probably half as hot as that pasta was.

The only thing that comes to mind when talking about this Pasta From Hell is this scene in Armageddon(instead of an asteroid its a plate of pasta):

Oscar: Ok, Mr. Truman, let's say that we actually do land on this. What's it gonna be like up there?

Truman: 200 degrees in the sunlight, minus 200 in the shade, canyons of razor-sharp rock, unpredictable gravitational conditions, unexpected eruptions, things like that.

Oscar: Okay, so the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks. That's all you gotta say, scariest environment imaginable

That little quote sums up my whole feeling on the Pasta From Hell.


There is the Menu in case you guys feel like trying it next time it comes around:

Hell Nights

LUCIFER’S LIQUID COOLERS

Red Hot Raspberry Margarita… Our House Margarita with Raspberry – Habanero Puree (3 Bombs) 8.50

West Indies Bloody Mary … Spicy Tomato Mix & Real Inner Beauty Hot Sauce (4 Bombs) 8.50

Hot Cherry Bourbonade...Makers Mark, Cherry – Cayenne Syrup & Fresh Lemonade (2 Bombs) 8.50

Hell ‘Tini … Classic Martini with Scotch Bonnet Soaked Vodka (5 Bombs) 8.50

Molten Mai Tai… Rum, Ginger, Thai Chiles, Cranberry & Orange Juice (3 Bombs) 8.50

The Typhoon…Orange Vodka, Peach Liquor, Cloves, Mango & Chile Rim (1 Bomb) 8.50

Kickin’ Caipiroska…Muddled Sugar, Mint, Togarashi Dust with Vodka Fresh OJ 8.50

The Flaming Hole” Bowl For 2 … Five Rums, Gin, Brandy & Fruit Juices in a Scorpion Bowl 14.50

Hurler from Hell … Single Raw Oyster Swimming in a Pool of Hell Vodka (6 Bombs) 8.50

Milk Priceless

RAW BAR FROM HELL …OUR TORTURED SHELLFISH

½ Dozen Island Creek Oysters Pickled Cherry Pepper Puree (4 Bombs) 14.00

½ Dozen Pat Woodbury’s Littleneck Clams with Orange–Chipotle Salsa (3 Bombs)10.00

Jamaican Connection” – ½ Dozen Hell Oysters with a Scotch Bonnet Sausage Link (6 Bombs) 15.00

Jumbo Shrimp Cocktail with Detroit Diesel Horseradish Sauce (2 Bombs) 3.00/ea

Jonah Rock Crab Claws with Mango – Jalapeno Mojo (2 Bombs) 3.00/ea

APPETIZERS FROM HELL

Russian Roulette Style Deviled Egg Challenge (2 – 8 Bombs) (Entire Table Must Order – No Cowards) 2.00 a Fool

Crispy Smokin’ Hot Pork Spare Rib with Guava Lava Glaze (3 Bombs) 3.00/ea

Korean Glazed Smoked Pork Ssam with House Kim Chee & Ssamjang (3 Bombs) 9.50

Grill Blackened Peel N’ Eat BBQ Shrimp New Orleans Style (5 Bombs) 12.50

Rhode Island Stuffed Clams with Chourico, Corn & Pickled Pepper Glaze (3 Bombs) 10.50

Crispy Jamaican Beef Patties with Tomato – Tamarind Jam & Curried Jicama Slaw (4 Bombs) 10.50

Wings of Ass Destruction” Original Recipe … Brined, Jerk Smoked & Grilled Chicken Wings with Real Inner Beauty Hot Sauce (7 Bombs) 10.50

Szechuan Steamed Mussels with Ginger, Sambal Olek & Fermented Black Bean Paste (4 Bombs) 11.50

Pasta From Hell with Sausage Bolognese (9 Bombs) 10.50 (Please Take Us Seriously When We Say DO NOT Order This Dish)

ENTREES FROM HELL

Harissa Smoked Lamb Shoulder with Merguez Sausage, Chick Pea - Spinach Tagine & Minted Yogurt (7 Bombs) 25.50

Chipotle Braised Pork Shank with Salsa Fuego, Queso Fresco, Black Beans & Chile – Cumin Roasted Butternut Squash (4 Bombs) 23.50

Thai Seared Bluefish with Hot Prik Pow, Aromatic Herbs & Ginger – Chile Roasted Green Beans (3 Bombs) 22.50

Masala Rubbed & Spit Roasted ½ Chicken with Mango Chutney, Curried Sweet Potato Mash & Hot n’ Sour Eggplant (3 Bombs) 16.50

Pampas Style Grilled 16 oz Sirloin with Cherio Chimichurri, Grilled Hot Peppers n’ Onions, Fried Sweet Potato & Grilled Avocado (5 Bombs) 27.50

Jerk Grilled Salmon with Curry Pickled Pineapple, Fierce Avocado Relish, Rice n’ Beans, Fried Sweet Plantains & Real Inner Beauty Hot Sauce (5 Bombs) 24.50

SIDES

Tidewater Cole Slaw 3.50

Cornbread 3.50

Rice n’ Beans 3.50

Grilled Garlic Focaccia Bread 3.50

Fried Sweet Plantains & Banana Guava Ketchup 4.50

Chile – Garlic Seared Greens 3.50

Curried Mashed Sweet Potatoes 3.50

Hell Fries 4.50

Damn Good Wimp Fries 4.50

Celery Stix & Great Hill Blue Cheese Dip 3.50

Hoppin’ Jalapeno Cornbread 2.00/ ea


Here are some pics from the nights activities: