Monday, May 20, 2019

Finally

It appears as though spring has finally sprung. It's may even make it to 80 today.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The overnights are for the birds.
2. You guys can all breathe easy, Chrissy is back to work this week. Ocean spray in Carver.
3. I am happy that outdoor drinking is back on the table.
4. How have people never seen any of the John Wick movies?
5. Fuck a cracked windshield.
6. Jeffrey has an addicted to Grumpy Whites cheese burgers.
7. I am not a huge ice cream person but when I have a buzz on...whoa baby.
8. Ocho Cafe is open in Weymouth if anyone wants to get Margaritas.
9. People, in the sports world, really hate Boston and their teams.
10. Has anyone seen or heard from Chris Leaden? Last I heard he was having a difference of opinions with his work peeps.
11. Never skip leg day, you pull a hammy you are fucked.
12. Dot day is only 2 weeks away. That snuck up on us.
13. TK is slowly losing his mind.
14. Good luck to Mario, who starts the firefighter academy this week.
15. The summer starts this weekend, Memorial day. So we legit had a week of spring.
16. Have you guys had this Natty Light lemonade thing? Heard it's the drink of summer '19.

Monday, May 13, 2019

Snow? Really?

Fucking snow and sleet on May 13th? I used to think that Mother Nature was a drunk but now I feel like she may be a full blown alcoholic at this point.

This is what I learned while I was away:
1. Chrissy is almost back in the work force. He has an offer from Ocean Spray, so no more UTIs for that guy.
2. Jeffrey's and Sarah's daughter is now 2 weeks old.
3. Unexpected naps when you just fall asleep out of the blue are the best naps.
4. Good rum is hard to find, I'm not talking Captain Morgan's.
5. If you aren't driving 85 in Vermont are you even in Vermont?
6. People are going crazy with the Snapchat gender swap filter.
7. I see the Bruins bandwagon filled up nicely when the Celtics got bounced.
8. Happy 40th to Mario(even if it was last Friday)
9. Nothing worse than being black out drunk and learning you were a total ass.
10. Three weeks and no coffee. Surprisingly I don't miss it.
11. Kkaties in Quincy closed.
12. A bad haircut can really fuck up your day.
13. Rumor has it TK may be on the rebound soon, if you have any spinster aunt's hook him up.
14. The older you get the less sleep you get and things just hurt for no reason.

I gotta get, 464 emails from missing a week of work and all.

Thanks