Monday, April 27, 2020

Is it over

Can someone please let me know when this is all over? I just want to stay in bed with the blankets over my head until I can go back outside.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People flooding the Boston 311 line snitching on people being outside and not wearing masks is just silly to me.
2. I got Dairy Queen and the first one of the season just hits so good.
3. Heaven forbid you cough or sneeze anymore.
4. 15 beers in 3 1/2 hours is not too bad during Corona self isolating quarantining.
5. Has anyone seen Chrissy? Dude is too busy to snap?
6. Joe Martell just buying an 11 foot long Weber grill is such a Joe thing.
7. The rum is done love.
8. When do the beaches open up?
9. I have never had so much lunch variety at work - Uber eats, door dash, caviar and even a fucking taxi all delivered.
10. 1 year olds are like Energizer bunnies.
11. What do you miss most during this?
12. Jeffrey out here with the Peleton. Kids gonna look fire.
13. The NFL draft was good television.
14. Julie Nickerson is alive, just had her 1 year anniversary with her Beau.

I'll see you guys soon. Drinks on me!

Monday, April 20, 2020


Have we tried unplugging the world and plugging it back in yet? Figured, just checking.
People are slowly losing their minds and I'm just waiting for the next civil war to start.

This is what I learned this weekend:
(Do we really even have weekends anymore)
1. Steak tips are underrated.
2. Nothing drives me more up a wall than someone chewing loudly. Like bro no one wants to hear your lunch.
3. All this mask wearing is really hurting my ears.
4. We should be at the Sox game today drinking at 8 am. Instead we are in self distancing/self quarantine day 6890753.
5. Jeffrey is upset that Coors light comes in the slim cans.
6. Thanks to whoever sent the chocolate dick, sorry to say my dog ate it. Don't worry though he is still alive.
7. Now you have to wear a mask everywhere you go. Can't wait till they say you have to hop on your left foot only while shopping.
8. Wait, we are surprised that they are saying this didn't come from eating a bat but rather from a BL4 lab in Wuhan?
9. Oh yeah, I got into the baking game during this - pecan date bread. It's a bit dense but the flavor is good.
10. Guys, you can either just let all your hair go or you can shave it all down. There really isn't an in between.
11. So the Cape didn't want people flocking to their vacation homes now they want to re-open everything. Man this virus really fucking with people.
12. Code 8 was worth watching on Netflix.

Does anyone have any good suggestions of things to watch?

Tuesday, April 14, 2020


Ya put off and procrastinate blogging and mother fuckers lose their mind.

Covid 19 got people twisted.

This is what I learned since last time I was here:
1. Sorry I forgot the blog.
2. Beer tastes better at a bar
3. Calnan is killing the Alfredo Aellos meals.
4. Smiddy is alive and doing well during this pandemic.
5. Guess every lady who is unemployed has their own Fans only page.
6. Fucking 70 miles per hour winds will fuck up your landscape and fence
7. People working from home just snacking all the time?
8. Will this be final nail in the coffin for brick and mortar stores?
9. We need new content dropped on these streaming services quicker.
10. Is there any thing more adult feeling than having dinners planned for the week?
11. Better feeling - new socks or fresh clean sheets?
12. Ice cream delivery service would be nice and handy right now.

Monday, April 6, 2020

No money no money

I thought this was supposed to save us all money? I'm spending more than ever. Stocking up on beers, going to the supermarket to get food to make, and always at the Home Depot. Money schmoney.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. BJs is beyond crazy. The check out lines are the length of the store
2. I am not sure what people's breaking points are but I have a sneaking suspicion we are about to find out.
3. Hey people with your ponsey scams, who work from their phones. How's this treating you?
4. I am hearing the next 11 days are going to be the hardest and then the curve is suppose to be flattened.
5. You need a faucet replaced...I'm your guy.
6. One would think that people would be working like crazy, when there is nothing to do.
7. Still no toilet paper. Even though I scored a pack.
8. The weather is getting nicer so at least we have that.
9. Guys are either letting their hair grow or wiffling it up. There are no in betweens.
10. They went from no one should be wearing a mask unless you are a health care worker to everyone wear one...real quick.
11. Stock in Home Depot and Lowe's must be going through the roof. People have nothing to do but home improvement tasks.
12. Sometimes those high test IPAs hit you hard and fast.

Stay safe out there.