Mother nature has moved on from being a drunk to being an Adderall addicted crack head. 60 one day, 37 the next followed by a week of spring but winter nights.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Some days you just don't have it and you get white girl wasted after 3 beers. Hey it happens.
2. I thought you said you were afraid of clowns:
3. All these betting sites are bananas!
4. Dont look now but Welchie is living that single dad life this weekend. Prayers up slick!
5. Has anyone heard from Jason or Mike Foley(no relations)? Think they are both MIA.
6. Banks just failing all over the place. Are we going to have to start putting money in our mattresses?
7. Wind burn is no joke, hurts to fucking smile.
8. Shucking oysters is no joke, ask Mikey T.
9. Glad to see the crowds returning to pre pandemic levels.
10. Only 2 beer and 1 nip given out is a poor showing but there weren't many candidates.