She is a fickle beast

 Mother nature has moved on from being a drunk to being an Adderall addicted crack head. 60 one day, 37 the next followed by  a week of spring but winter nights.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Some days you just don't have it and you get white girl wasted after 3 beers. Hey it happens.

2. I thought you said you were afraid of clowns:

3. All these betting sites are bananas!

4. Dont look now but Welchie is living that single dad life this weekend. Prayers up slick!

5. Has anyone heard from Jason or Mike Foley(no relations)? Think they are both MIA.

6. Banks just failing all over the place. Are we going to have to start putting money in our mattresses?

7. Wind burn is no joke, hurts to fucking smile.

8. Shucking oysters is no joke, ask Mikey T.

9. Glad to see the crowds returning to pre pandemic levels.

10. Only 2 beer and 1 nip given out is a poor showing but there weren't many candidates.

Aye yaye yaye

 Just when you think winter is over...a foot of snow is on the horizon.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. The Plaza basically closes at 7pm now. Place is a ghost town now.

2. Have you watched the new Luther movie? I mean Idris Elba is the best.

3. Banks are just folding like accordions.

4. This betting from ya phone is not going to be good for anyone.

5. Have you guys seen the prices for cars? THROUGH THE ROOF! New or used...IT DOESNT MATTER!

6. So sad Last of Us is over.

7. Are the Bruins and the Celtics just going through the motions?

8. Anyone hear from Joey Martell? Kids been MIA since Thursday.

9. Papa Ginos is the best.

10. Sad to say but the older you get the more you start going to Funerals and Wakes over weddings.

11. March Madness is upon us.

12. Remind me next time to not get a puppy.

March is here

 Effing A!

This is what I learned:

1. Chrissy is the Offer Up champion of 2023.

2. Tooma is still alive and thriving in PA.

3. Jeffrey is a Tiered 3 Pumpkin King!

4. Live betting starting this Friday...buckle up!

5. Parade last weekend, another this weekend and then the Scituate one the following weekend. Get your green on.

6. TK finally getting to a Bruins game this week. Lets go.

7. How are we feeling about the Mandalorian season 3?

8. When is Easter again?

9. Back to wearing contacts for a bit.

10. Someone recently told me cargo shorts are making a come back for summer 2023...I said get the fuck out of here.

11. Smash burgers are the jam.

12. This guy seems to have found the bunks

oh snap

 Legit forgot to post last week and for that I am sorry.

This is what I learned the past 2 weeks:

1. Fucking Jerrick Mckinnon sliding down cost me lots of money in squares.

2. Sunday drinking is and always will be my jam.

3.Mikey Layden is out here rocking a new celly.

4. Everyone wants to be treated as an equal till they get punched in the face.

5. School vacation week when random people aren't at work and you try to figure out if they have kids or not.

6. TK is on the wagon...prayers up for the local bartenders, not sure they will survice without his tips.

7. Please don't text Joey Martell, his phone is on the fritz.

8. Do not go out with Chrissy for beers at the Fours. The kid out there drinking 48 beers.

9. Do go to Korean Grille though.

10. Also never plan to get food when drinking with Martell. Kid will shut you down like no tomorrow.

11. Who is up to bar hop Quincy Center? Pick a place to start and then place all the bars in a hat and pick them one by and hope around?

12. Oh yeah MIKE G blew me off when he was in Quincy is a straight MIKE G move.

HMM

After this crazy ass weather from the weekend, why don't we hop right into it?

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. I started Poker Face on Peacock...not really sure how I feel about this show.

2. 60 degree swings don't ever happen. MINUS NINE to Forty nine!! 

3. How does one A. start a podcast and B. make it interesting enough to make people want to listen?

4. What is your go to appetizer for the superbowl? Wings? dip? Guac?

5. How much does Jeffrey celebrate his upcoming 40th next Monday? All weekend? no shots? I mean what we talking?

6. Chrissy tells me he kills the Uber game. Last year he made 30K!

7. Congrats to Mario for completing the B fit challenge at the TD Garden.

8. I have been craving a tomato soup and grilled cheese combo and I cannot find it.

9. Nothing worse than when someone changes their password to a streaming service and doesnt bother to tell ya...like for real bro?

10.  I love that Mr Beast just gives money away like its a stick of gum. Cure blindness sure here ya go! Loved your restaurant here is 10Gs!

11. What happens to all these vintage and classic cars when they start banning gas vehicles? Are they now worthless or are they only for the rich?

12. You know it is Square season...hit me up!

Warmest

 Apparently that was the warmest January on record. Thanks Billy for that bit of information.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Have you watched Dangerous Breed: Crime. Cons. Cats. FUCKING BANANAS!

2. Break Rock Brewery in Marina bay is a nice spot.

3. It looks like we have our Superbowl match up the Eagles vs the Chiefs.

4. Speaking of Superbowls...Martell is having a party so check with him on what you can bring.

5. The Boston Herald charging $17 a month is absurd.

6. Sports betting is legal as of tomorrow, in Massachusetts. Ill meet ya at Encore.

7. Fuck new tires.

8. When was the last time you went to the eye doctor?

9. My doctor has me on high cholesterol meds. They finally caught up to me.

10. Welchie is alive and back at home. Kid is looking to bust out and have a few red wines.

Been a while

And we are off. 

How is dry January treating some of you weirdos?

This is what I learned while away:

1. Prayers up for Welchie. Kids been in the hospital and banged up for over a week.

2. Man get a puppy they said. It will be fun they said. BULLSHIT!

3. Brunch is always a good idea.

4. Planning a trip to visit Tooma in PA. Who is in?

5. The Bruins are on FIRE! Hotter than a hooker with herpes.

6. People are complaining about this little bit of snow and wintry mix. I mean it is winter.

7. I saw a dude biting his fingernails at a bar and I almost puked. Like what the fuck!

8. Martell is having a Superbowl party if ya interested.

9. Speaking of Martell, rumor has it Justin is sponsoring him to join the Eagles in Weymouth.

10. The Last of Us is a pretty good show so far.

11. Mike G is looking to meet up for some bar hopping in Fanuel hall.

12. The one thing I hate about this post covid world is having to make an appointment for a haircut, I just like to roll on in.

New year new me?!?

 Lets jump right to it, this is the shit I learned this weekend:

1. I am happy that fantasy football season is over. I never scrambled so much in my life.

2. I have been under the weather for about a week now. I just can't seem to shake it.

3. Rumor has it Joe Martell has not left his house since last Monday.

4. Who do we got tonight? Frogs vs Dogs?

5. Puppies are cute 100% would not recommend when it comes to potty training.

6. Guess masking is back. Gonna be a no from me dawg!

7. I love me a good stuffed pork loin.

8. This Cohasset story with the missing woman is bonkers.

9. If you see Chris Leaden this week, make sure you wish him a happy birthday. He turns 47 on Wednesday. 

10. I thought you had to get a "finger test" when you turned 50 but Chrissy assured me 45 is when they start(Even though he was creepily smiling at me).

11. Finished Tulsa King season 1 this weekend.  Highly recommend.

12. The Fat Cat was on the Phantom this weekend man was it packed Saturday for lunch.

2023

...and so the new year begins.  Happy New Year you filthy animals.

This is what I learned recently:

1. I mean if this don't get ya wet what will ("storks bring babies, swallows don't")?

2. Crazy NFL season - prayers up for Damar Hamlin.

3. Get a puppy they said, it will be fun they said. Welcome to the family Bronco

4. The week between Christmas and New Years is just a fucking blur.

5. Goldschlagger shots never disappoint.

6. Hey Joey, maybe don't start fights with 18 year old bouncers at the door. Grow up Peter Pan.

7. Chinese food just hits better on New years.

8. The drive down to PA was 6 hours but the drive back was 7 and 1/2. Fucking Accidents.

9. Go big or go home (sorry for the ass shot).

10. Who knew puppies liked carrots so much?

11. I heard a rumor TK is looking for a new car.

12. Be nice today, doesn't cost you a thing.