Rain Rain Go away

 ...if you say at least its not snow - I will give you a throat punch. Its 63 in FUCKING DECEMBER!!

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Hope that you all finished your Christmas shopping. If not Cash is Still King.

2. Mario's coat drive was a success. Lots of laughs and the food was killer.

3. There is nothing worse than Taco Bell not giving you any hot sauces.

4. I heard Martell is working as a bar back part time at the Hoffy.

5. Feliz Navidad Bitches!

6. Chrissy is on a HEATER!

7. Andy Capp Hot Fries are so inconsistent. Sometimes the bags fire and others they are borderline the same as cheddar.

8. Why is Jimmy Fallon singing Xmas songs...like blow it out your ass.

9. Nothing beats a good nap.

10. Wait, what was that? Oh sorry I am still battling the worlds longest fucking cold.

11. The old Hanover mall area is really turning into a Legacy Place part 2.

12. Does anyone else end up with NFL fatigue by the time Monday nights game rolls on?

13. Reacher season 2 has started out with a bang.

14.  Who drinks Crystal light in 2023?

2 weeks

 Christmas is only 2 weeks away...I am a 2 XL, please and Thank you!

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Fantasy football is only 4 weeks away from ending.

2. Nothing like being on tilt.

3. If you want some steak tips make sure you hit up Cronins.

4. Rumor has it, Joe and Karen are having a super bowl party with a leg of lamb on the rotisserie and a prime rib.

5. Now that college football is on hiatus until the last week of the year, NFL on Saturdays.

6. Bolognese is underrated. More people need to be serving that.

7. If you like shepherds pie, I heard from a reliable fatty, Off the Hook has one of the best around (I cannot attest to this since that is not on my plater ever).

8. I love Christmas music but I would hate to work in a space that had to play it all the time, bars or anything retail.

9. Ok, I broke down and started Murder at the End of the World. I am really enjoying it.

10. Not sure how you forget your wallet in 2023.

11. Am I the only person who had to read Agatha Christie in high school?

12. Of course I secured the bag for Marathon Monday!

I hope to see some of you on Friday night in Saugus, at the Elks for Saugus Fires jacket donation party.

Zero Dark December

 I mean this darkness is something. But yet the shortest day of the year is only 17 days away and then we can get a little bit more sunshine everyday.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. FSU got robbed! There is no way that an undefeated team doesn't make it over a 1 loss team. Does the schedule not mean anything?

2. Seems like everyone is hitting parlays all of a sudden.

3. Hope everyone can make the coat drive next Friday.

4. Sometimes a bad weekend happens and anything that can go wrong, does.

5. I love me some brisket.

6. The Patriots look like absolute trash. That #1 pick may be on the radar after all.

7. It is December 4th and that means Smiddy is back at BU.

8. So is Matt Rife cancelled or nah?

9. Rumor has it Brady agreed to go on a date with Martells twin brother, Angry Dave!

10. Chrissy gets messed up on Friday nights, so if he need anything thats the time to ask him.

11. Who pukes in a bathroom sink at a bar?

12. Fucking Christmas is only 3 weeks away.

13. Anyone have any good TV shows to recommend? I heard murder at the end of the world is good.

14. Cape house is back open for the winter.

Chill Brah

Between losing 2 years to Covid and this year flying by...Feel like my 40's are flashing before my eyes.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. People love pumpkin pie, huh? 

2. Anyone get any good Black Friday deals? What about Cyber Monday?

3. Nothing excites me more than random texts about food places.

4. Prayers up for Welchie. Sucks getting old.

5. Fuckface is an under used term.

6. Tried Mucinex for the first time and man let me tell you that's wild. Coughing up little Ninja Turtles.

7. Quincy has parades for every god damn thing under the sun.

8.  The "at least its not snow", every single time it rains, people crack me the fuck up. To be honest give me the snow.

9. Today is my 13th wedding anniversary. Here's to finishing that night drinking Bud or Heineken.

10. Does anyone ever give a shit about Alien life at this point? I mean groceries cost $150 minimum every  time you shop. unless they can make my bills cheaper...who cares.

11. Man there is a cold/flu going around and it is wild.

12. Only 31 shopping days till my birthday.

Turkey day week

 Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday! Give me all the turkey, mashed and beers.

This is what I learned these last few days:

1. There are still people out there with pagers...wild.

2. The steak tips from Cronins still slap.

3. Pretty sure eating a cheese burger 4 times in a week isn't the greatest but man was it good.

4. When do your Christmas trees go up?

5. We lose Duffin on December 2nd and pick up Smiddy December 4th(verified by Joe Martell via a telephone call).

6. Man did it get cold quickly. I don't remember it being below freezing before Thanksgiving.

7. This past weekend for football was pretty trashy.

8. Nothing worse than a broken Golden Tee machine.

9. Its been a while since I wore glasses full time.

10. The rooms in Encore are fire.

11. Never share a room with Martell. That dude snores and stops breathing in his sleep.

12. Full clean bill of health for Thomas G. Kelly.

So so sorry

 I have been a little caught up with the colder weather at work that it had slipped my mind to update this blog.

This is what I learned since last time I was here:

1. In my older age I have tried to be more chill when it comes to traffic but god damn I CAN'T - these drivers have only gotten worse.

2. The Goal Post may have colder beers than the Fowler House...that is eye opening.

3. My Golden Tee game is slipping. My putting is gone. Just not there.

4. Glad to see Chris Leaden is out there golfing when its 40 degrees out there.

5. I say it every year but knock it the fuck off with the pumpkin spice flavored everything.

6. Stuffed pork loin is underrated.

7. I don't think Veterans Day gets enough love.

8. The fact that cancer effects everyone and touches all lives, it is amazing to me there has been no cures found for a single one.

9. Its Tool day! Hope to see you fools there.

10. What is the plan for Thanksgiving week? Does anyone still go out the Wednesday before?

11. At what temperature do you break out your winter jacket? It is 40 for me!

12. If you had to choose one, would you do No Nut November or No Shave November? Chrissy says No Shave all day.

13. Man have you seen these McDonalds Crocs?

14. We should throw together a Saturday bar hopping Christmassy crawl.

There are...

 only 8 weeks left in the year!

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Some times you just need a nice relaxing weekend.

2. Nothing worse than an ingrown hair on your face.

3. Some people adult better than others.

4. Why the fuck are we still moving clocks and arbitrarily changing times?

5. Bruins finally lost in regulation, so now we have the Cs. 

6. The Patriots lost again and people are losing their minds. This might be the highest and best draft pick they have had since Seymour (6th overall Go Dawgs).

7. Chrissy is out here working 3 jobs- 1 full time and 2 part timers! That's a family man.

8. Still hearing rumors that Smiddy is coming back to BU.

9. Also back to the Patriots, as bad as Frick and Frack ran the show last season, the team averaged 21.41 points per game. This season they are averaging 15 points per game. So were they the problem?

10. When did Xmas start November 1st and not after Thanksgiving?

11. Nothing makes me smile like random texts from people you haven't chatted with in a bit.

12. Has anyone used Warby Parker for glasses before?

Have a great week, Friday is a holiday so Thank a Veteran!

Yes yes

 From time to time I do get a bit busy at work. Sorry yesterday was one of those days.

Happy Halloween!

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Some days coach J can't get the kids motivated for football.

2. At what age do kids stop trick or treating?

3. I will always go out for the Georgia - Florida game.

4. Turned my heat on just to make sure it works...it tripped out. God damn filter was wearing a sweater.

5. Leaden working Saturdays at the Charlie Horse and he hasn't ever invited down.

6. Dave's Hot Chicken opened up in Braintree...my assholes on fire just thinking about it.

7. Looks like Chrissy stopped going to Buy one get one free at BWW on Tuesdays.

8. Man Fall came in fast, out here looking like Miley Cyrus' Wrecking ball.

9. Joe Martell doesn't think I could grow a mullet with my current hair style situation.

10. Also I am in too many fantasy leagues.

weird

 It seems a bit weird that people are not into Halloween that much this year.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Ladies college volleyball is next level for legs and ass(if you are into boobs that not the place for you).

2. Bistro 781 in Waltham is pretty fire. Steak and cheese spring roll are delicious! Let me know when you wanna go and get some dranks.

3. Happy 12th birthday to Julian.

4. Nothing makes you feel old like someone asking if you are Caroline dads. Especially when you have zero children.

5. Chrissy is ready to hang up his fantasy football team for the season...bro it is only week 7!

6. Have you watched the Winter King?

7. Dominos still slaps! You can't beat a medium 2 topping for $6.99.

8. The Hoffy on a Friday night is crazy - The Olds on 1 side and all 21year olds on the other.

9. Chrissy said that Barretts haunted mansion still brings it.

10. Who is into these MLB baseball playoffs? Like anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

11. Chris Leaden is a tough fantasy football negotiator.

12. Why do snap backs say one size fits all but in actuality they are all different fits?

13. Warm beers are the work of the devil.

14. But warm chocolate chip cookies are the work of angels!

Spooky season

 Lets get right to it.

This is what I learned since last time I posted:

1. Getting sick sucks (and why is it instantly Covid, can't people get a cold).

2. Joe does not like to have to sing for his beers.

3. The Bruins are back and younger than ever. Now we wait on Celtics.

4. I love the 19th Hole but I cannot be spending 3 straight nights there.

5. Jeffrey beat me and Layden in Golden Tee, so he retired.

6. Fuck apple picking.

7. Holla atcha boy.

8. Does anyone really give a shit about Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift?

9. What day do you turn the heat on?

10. Is beer better in a draft, can or bottle?

11. If we are not going to get term limits then we should at least be able to ban together and vote these career politicians out.

12. R.I.P Suzanne Somers...everyones childhood crush.

13. What is your favorite go to comfort meal? Chili? Beef stew? Meatloaf?

14. Disney + is going up, Netflix is up? I mean for what? There hasn't been many good or new series to come out in a while.

15. Nothing worse than forgetting to do your Wordle.

16. AI is the future? At least thats what I am being told.

come on man!

 I am thriving in this weather - sweats, sun and beers!

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. How can anyone hate peas? I mean HATE!!

2. Glad to see people still betting and making parlays.

3. I thought we were done with the clock roll backs but I see that it is still on the calender?

4. Cape weekend this weekend - beers, laughs and golf. Let's hope I survive.

5. After 5 years I had to retire my beach chair.

6. They always say the best time to look for a job is when you have a job but these fucking jobs don't pay out there.

7. I can't believe Tim Wakefield passed away so abruptly. R.I.P Timmy!

8. Not sure who has read the script for the NFL but there appears to be many re-writes.

9. Make sure you wish Christian Daniel MacPhail a happy 46th today.

10. The Continental on Peacock is not nearly as good as anything John Wick. But still worth a watch.

11. One lousy win for the over in the Sox season...ONE!

12. Anytime you are out with Layden its like a local celebrity.

Fall

 Its mother fucking Fall bitches!! My favorite time of year.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Sometimes being an adult means chips and dip for dinner.

2. Nothing secretly excites me as much as buckets of beer for $15...5 beers and I am my own bar tender? FUCK YEAH!

3. I do not understand people's obsession with celebrity. People who know nothing about the Kansas City Chiefs are now obsessed with finding out all about Travis Kelce - At least the Swifties are.

4. The Miami Dolphins look unstoppable, 70 Points is nothing to scoff at.

5. Mikey Layden is back on his Golden Tee dominance.

6. Not that anyone is still paying attention but man do the Red Sox stink.

7. I mean after 1 loss people are bailing on Coach Prime already. You know he doesn't play in the games right?

8. When your buddy is on his way to meet you but gets shut down by his wife while he is walking out the door...whomp, whomp, whomp.

9. Chrissy has his car back and his Uber game is stronger than ever.

10. Extra Toasty Cheez Its are fucking fire.

11. Only serial killers eat Brown Sugar Pop Tarts.

12. My Dunkin's has re-opened and could not have come at a better time. Two weeks without some iced coffee got a dude salty as fuck.

One Day

 All this god damn rain will stop.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. People are losing their minds about a possible N'Sync reunion tour.

2. This MGM hacked casino story gets better each and every day.

3. Dunkin's has gone up a $1 in less than a year. How's that happen?

4. You didn't hear this from me but TK was spotted on Cape last week looking at property.

5. Don't forget the Powerball is up over 600 Mill!

6. Who doesn't love when a storm is a total dud?

7. Nothing good ever comes from a sub shop being sold. The food only goes down, never up, and never more quantity.

8. I haven't had coffee in about a week and man am I hungry every morning now.

9. This writers/actors strike is really killing the new TV show and movie market.

10. Beers just hit different on a nice day with foot ball on.

11. Fall starts this week and I am pumped for jeans and t shirt weather.

12. I dont know what hurts more as an adult - a tooth ache or an ear ache. They both suck!

Jesus

 I was on vacation and there was a holiday and then I came back to work and there was all this stuff.

BUT NOW I AM BACK!

This is what I learned when I was away:

1. R.I.P Jimmy Buffet, I always had a blast at every concert.

2. I heard Mario is getting into the tattoo game.

3. It is great to have Football back.

4. The Red Sox seem to be stuck at 73 wins for like 2 weeks, I mean the over doesn't look to promising.

5. Its week 2 and I already hate all my fantasy teams.

6. R.I.P  to Aaron Rodgers left Achilles.

7. It appears as though all the pumpkin spice has invaded every single thing.

8. Prayers up to Leominster, after that microburst.

9. Has everyone run to the grocery store to stock up on French toast kits - bread, milk and butter.

10. Tuesdays at Buffalo Wild Wings is lit with their buy one get one free.

11. Twin Rivers sucks!

12. If anyone is looking for Bs tickets, Hit up Mario!

BOO

 Summer comes to a close this weekend. Hope everyone had fun.

This is what I learned since last week:

1. Chrissy out here giving out edibles like some sort of weed Oprah - you get an edible, you get an edible.

2. Fantasy draft is in the books. Leaden brought the heat.

3. Looks like Jason Foley will be in his new house within 2 weeks.

4. Wait, what? No Paddy still is not married yet...who else is waiting on that invite?

5. When Mike Layden is your surprise guest, you know it is going to be a good day.

6. The Nashville Hot Snyder's pretzels are fire. 

7. I hope that I only have 2 more tattoo sessions left. Prayers up.

8. Heard a rumor that Chrissy is having a huge bash up at the camp this weekend.

9. Speaking of camps, the Boyce's killed Jellystone with their camper.

10. How does a bar tender have no go to shots? Like can't make a one!

Next weekend

 What is up for Labor Day weekend?

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. The Arizona Hard ice teas are super trash...straight garbage.

2. Jim Plunkett at the Tipsy Tuna in Hull was wild. He seems to have lost his fast ball but he still packs them in.

3. How does Encore have $75 minimum Black Jack tables at 8:30 am?

4. How much does it cost to shut down Kowloon for a wedding on a Saturday night?

5. TK survived a tornado scare in Weymouth.

6. How the fuck does the MLB have games of APPLE + TV? The fuck!

7. The Hoffy this Saturday for the draft...hope Leaden brings the heat with his dress.

8. The whole Boston vs Quincy bridge battle is bonkers to me.

9. Sad news, Cafe Quattro was sold. Lets see what happens with the menu.

10. I will crush ribs all day everyday. 

11. The Barrett and Paddy killing St. Louis, thanks for the invite fellas.

12. Rumor has it, that there may be a Bruins hockey trip this year...just a rumor right meow.

Just like that

 The summer is over in 2 fucking weeks...TWO FUCKING WEEKS!

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Chrissy won a bean bag tournament. He got a fucking ring!

2. Martell is still out here unemployed...looking to party.

3. I have found that I can't gamble with some people.

4. How is it $6 a beer at the strip club BUT $7.50 at the fucking casino?

5. If you want to help a young entrepreneur, hit Nate up here or here. 

6. Jet Blue is having a one way sale starting at $49 from Boston. Check out their site.

7. Finally got around to Guardians of the Galaxy volume 3. It was ok, could have been better.

8. I am never ever one to get into politics but how the fuck are we sending even more Billions to Ukraine but not a fucking dime/response to what is happening in/to Hawaii?

9. Now that TK is a member of the Weymouth Eagles, he is making friends left and right.

10. Patriots preseason was trash but damn football being back is giving me life.

August

 And just like that we are closer to the end of the year than the beginning.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. TK doesn't like pool parties.

2. Chrissy survived a week on Matha's Vineyard.

3. Justin still hasn't invited me on his boat yet...what about you?

4. Welchie is alive and well. Living his best life.

5. Congrats to Nate on selling his photos on Heritage day.

6. The seltzer, non beer market is wild, every one has a different alcohol percentage...and blam all of a sudden you are white girl wasted.

7. It always makes me smile and laugh when people make fun of me for being about that Croc life. You do you boo, I just want to be comfy.

8. Funny how Chris Leaden goes on vacation and no one hears from him. Its like he is ducking fun.

9. Mikey Layden is a true gift to this world. That dude has me smiling at all times.

10. I see gas is on the rise again...thanks Joe!

Relax

 Yes people I did not blog yesterday but I was busy.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. People are losing their minds now every time it rains.

2. Chrissy is crushing the Vineyard this week, rumor has it there may be some surprise visitors.

3. It never ceases to amaze me that I have lived here my whole life and when random towns make it on the news, I have no fucking clue where they are. I am geographically challenged.

4. I may or may not have worn 2 pairs of contacts the other day(at the same time).

5. Found TK a perfect spot in Hull...dude balked.

6. It amazes me that they keep raising interest rates to try and crash the housing market and yet its still going strong.

7. Is anyone going to one of the three Morgan Waller shows at Fenway?

8. Mario does plumbing on the side now too. Dudes straight out of In Living Color!

9. Fantasy draft order is all set! See you at the Hoffy on 8/26.

10. Has anyone ever had a tattoo removed?

11.  Leaden is playing hard to get with this damn pool party.

12. Mario is always looking to go golfing!

As Staind once sang...

 ITS BEEN A WHILE!

This is what I learned while away from here:

1. It is always sad to see work friends move on but also exciting for them.

2. Longfellow's in South Yarmouth is a great dive bar if you are ever in the area. Good food and great peeps.

3. TK was looking at a place to buy and retire too down the Cape.

4. Leaden is having a pool party in the upcoming weeks. Look for the Evite in the mail.

5. Uber is out here wildin', $7.25 cancelation fees? $5 service fees now?

6. I don't understand all the hype about the Barbie movie?

7. There is no way I could live in Georgia. Its hotter than a hoochiecoochie(or whatever Alan Jackson said).

8. The older I get the less patience I seem to have with things.

10. Fantasy football draft is only a month away.

11. What is a better feeling than getting your teeth cleaned?

12. I love how people are now complaining about how hot is has been in July. After they bitched about how shitty June was.

13. Blasis is back and better than ever.

14. If you missed out on Powerball just be on the look out for Mega Millions in the 800 Million range.

15. I know that Springfield is a ways a way but their casino vibe is better than Encore.

16. I remember growing up and smoking was everywhere, your friends did it, you went to bars that were smoke filled and you obviously grew up where your parents chained smoked in cars. Now when I smell anyone doing it, seems a bit more prevalent than I remember.

17. Escargot is going to be a no from me dog!

18. Its Mother Fucking Shark Week...let me know when the shark attacks episode is on please and thank you.

19. Have you watched Hijack? Takes place in real time. We need more shows like that.

20. Downtown(very very small) Fayettville has an open container policy and you can just bar hope between the 7-8 bars they have. I like that vibe.

21. I would like to apologize for not keeping this up. I was on vacation for 2 weeks and then trying to catch up last week was a pain, and lastly I was just down right lazy.  Not making excuses just stating facts. I feel like I have recharged and am ready to go.

So glad

 I am so glad that we have become Seattle of the North east with all this rain.

This is what I learned the past 2 weeks:

1. I guess some people think I am a FUCKING ASSHOLE. I am ok with this.

2. Great wedding on Friday night, lots of laughs and great catching up with friends.

3. Bye bye Broncos nuts...tomorrow is the day.

4. TK is heading to NYC to visit his daughter, wish the old man luck.

5. Go fuck yourself is a perfectly acceptable answer to most anything.

6. Brittney vs Christina Brunch on July 29th...see ya there.

7. I heard Chrissy tried to meet up with Grillo for some drinks but Grillo was too cool for school.

8. Banging out a last minute best man speech for your 12 year old nephew at a wedding is fucking wild.

9. You guys hear Chris Youngs new banger?

10. Shocking to see the MacPhails are going to zero concerts after attending 12540674 last year.

11. My Jeep is finally over 60K!

12. See ya in 2 weeks...vacation next week.

Summahhhhh

 Yo, is summer going to rears its fucking head or what?

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. TK loves the Hancock Tavern vibe and plans to put it in his rotation.

2. I love a good random Tuesday drinking with Chris Leaden at the Fowler, can't wait till the next one.

3. I may or may not use the word CUNT too much.

4. The Sox overs ain't hitting no more.

5. I think Grillo may be back on the Chrissy train. They will probably be at the Red Hat after Grillo's next big house sale.

6. Fathers day is this weekend...hope ya guys take care of ya fellas.

7. SHHHHHH but Jeffrey drank on a Sunday.

8. Fantasy league has been renewed! Draft is on.

9. The Hoffy has the most spectacular Golden Tee machine ever.

10. It always makes me smile when I have to use baby sunscreen on my senstive face.

June is here

It has been a while.

This is what I learned while away:

1. Atlantic City is dirty and grimy but in the best way possible. Drinking on the Boardwalk is a game changer.

2. I see Mother Nature is back up to her old tricks.

3. The Luke Combs remake of Fast Car - we in or out? (side note he just added a second show at Foxboro).

4. I am hoping this is the year I see a shark down the Cape.

5. TK is slowly morphing into Wimpy...I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

6. Speaking of hamburgers, the older I get the more I realize I don't really need cheese on a burger.

7. See ya later Jaylen Brown (yes the reason I didn't post last week was I was still drunk Monday and mad about the way the C's season ended).

8. What is worse than sleeping wrong and your neck is all jacked up.

9. The Sox were fun and exciting for like 3 weeks and not so much now.

10. Random Tuesday drinking is always a good idea...until Wednesday morning.

11. Heard Grillo UNFRIENDED Chrissy yet again - FB, IG, Snap and Facebook.

12. Folan said that this was the worst Dot Day parade he has ever seen. Also sad it is the first one I missed(not counting rain outs/covid) in 20 years.

13. Anyone get invited up to Mt Decepticon and Chrissys camper?

14. What about Steve Boyce's new camper?

Spring

 Remember a few weeks back I was all like Mother Nature is on her meds and everything is cool?

Guess what that bitch is tripping!

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Waking up on a Sunday thinking you are late for work, is not how I like to start the day.

2. The Beer Garden in Kilroy Square was kind of a bust.

3. Biggie Brunch was a blast, didn't see any of you there but maybe next year.

4. I had no idea that so many people love T-Swift. Like my feed was filled with so many.

5. Frank Brown is alive, married with 2 kids!

6. Hey Celtics, ya suck!

7. Memorial day weekend is upon us and you know what that means - the MacPhails are going to Plunkett!

8. Jeffrey cannot get his pool not to be cloudy.

9. If you have never had an Italian from Monicas in the North End you are missing out.

10. Double headers for baseball on a Sunday ain't the worst way to spend a nice 70 degree day.

11. I am not a huge fan of red grapes.

12. TK gunning for granda of the year with a 2 hour trek each way to watch a 40 minute T ball game.

Sorry

 I got caught up doing some work this morning. So I am sorry that this thing is a bit later than normal.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. The Olds love the Inn at Bay Point (Or Bay Pointe Waterfront as it is now called).

2. Biggie Brunch this Saturday at Liberty Tavern.

3. Wait till our album drops:

4. I mean I will make focaccia anytime.

5. Do we have any friends with a boat?

6. Joe is trying to get a trip to the Bahamas if anyone is interested.

7. Breakfast pizza is bomb.

8. I heard Ryan is trying to load up the rooms in Atlantic City...Bro we aint 21.

9. Between the Biggie Brunch and this, Saturday is shaping up to be bomb.

10. Chrissy went to Sullivans in Hanover. He met Grillo for lunch. 

yessssss

 The weather is nice, mother nature must have figured out how to maintain a buzz.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Granite Links, Crossing Nines, is a phenomenal view. If you are a single dude it is like shooting fish in a barrel.

2. Inn at Bay pointe is still my favorite bar in Quincy.

3. The worst part of a colonoscopy is the prep work. I would not wish that upon my worst enemy.

4. The Red Sox are on fire.

5. They always say to look for a job when you have a job. 

6. I have said this before and I will say it again. BREAKFAST NEEDS MORE APPETIZER OPTIONS!

7. Cinco De Mayo is still one of my favorite drinking days of the year.

8. I can't believe the Buffalo Wild Wings in Braintree is closed.

9. Thinking about going back to the Derby for my 50th in 4 years. Is that enough time for people to prepare?

10. Chris Leaden still pulling them Saturday shifts at the Charlie Horse.

May

Its gonna be May is one of my favorite memes of all time. It will never get old for me. For some reason I totally blanked on doing this blog yesterday.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Good season Bruins, not the outcome we wanted but hey it happens.

2. What are the odds of seeing Mike Foley, Mark Welch and Mike Layden all on the same day.

3. Ryan's Bachelor party is all set for Atlantic City, the 1st weekend in June.

4. I am calling Bullshit on Stop and Shop charging .10 per bag.

5. Should we try and get some sort of Pub Crawl going over the summer?

6. Adulting this Friday, on Cinco De Mayo, with a colonoscopy...Prayers up!

7. You know the Kentucky Derby is Saturday and its by far one of my favorite days of the year.

8. I heard a rumor that next week it is going to be in the 70's...bring on the good weather.

9. The Cape house is all set for the summer rental season.

10. Have you guys used this AI on Snapchat? Kind of creepy.

on the fence

 Lets jump right into it:

1. Chris Leaden is off the gambling Aps.

2. Chrissy comes back from Florida without a tan...bro did you even see the sun?

3. Went to the Fat Cat on Saturday and man I didn't remember the food being that good.

4. Chrissy is back in the Uber game after his car was smashed up.

5. I hate painting but I hate painting/staining a deck more.

6.  Got a few weeks left at the Cape house, if ya interested.

7. The Red Sox are 16-7 on overs this season.

8. Speaking of the Sox, glad to see my man Verdugo back and crushing it.

9. Does anyone else love Dan Roche on T& R in the morning?

10. Atlantic City for Ryans Bachelor party? Why not!

What happened?

 Another year and another Marathon Monday Red Sox game in the books.

This is what I learned:

1. Mike G cannot bounce back like he used too...I gotta go the bar is spinning.

2. Flanders Field in Hanover is a nice vibe and pretty good food. 

3. Rumor has it Chrissy is looking at buying a vacation spot in Florida.

4. I have done a lot of stupid shit in my life but working 12 hours the day after going to the Marathon game is 100% in the top 10.

5. I tried to get down to Atlanta this Friday to catch the Cs game and airfare alone was over $1200. Like Bro what gives?

6. Give me all the pepperoni pizzas!

7. Its actually pretty fucking amazing that you are supposed to work until 70. Retirement at 70, when do you get to enjoy life?

8. I paid $16 for what I would call a medium sub the other day and almost shit a brick.

9. You didn't hear this from me but TK is headed to Cronins tonight for the Bs and Sox.

10. Scared money don't make money.

just like that

 This week it is summer. Where the fuck is spring?

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Finding parts for a broken kitchen faucet is not the easiest thing to do.

2. Mike G is pumped for this Marathon Monday Sox game.

3. I watched Mystic Pizza for the first time ever. What an 80's themed movie. Julia Roberts what a slut.

4. Never try to actually make plans with Joey Martell. He speaks in riddles.

5. Heard another guy bailed on the gambling APs.

6. You need a part time carpenter, Chris Leaden is your man.

7. Being an adult sometimes means having Dairy Queen for dinner.

8. You know you are older when all your friends are talking about the new medicines they are on.

9. Man the MBTA offering $7500 sign on bonus.

10. Sometimes the devil ya know is better than the devil ya don't.

11. Does anyone else still Wordle?

12. Don't look now but Mario is working on his plumbing skills for real(itsamemario).

April Showers

 Its Red Sox season, Bruins season and Celtics season. Lets go boys!

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. You are truly an adult when buying new trash barrels excites you.

2. Joey loves him some drag brunch. Doing it all again May 27th so get your tickets.

3. Draft Kings is by far the best of the aps...with Fan Duel coming in a close second.

4. Fucking Keno killing it with the 1-2-3-4-5.

5. Angry meatball pizza is a killer on the butt hole.

6. It is going to be 70 on Thursday. Get the sun screen out.

7. SDSU or UConn tonight, who ya got?

8. I know we live in a digital age but have you picked up a news paper lately? THIN!

9. $11 beers at Fenway ain't too shabby.

10. Have you seen this Just for Men mascara applicator thing for beards?

Its Baseball season

 The Red Sox start on Thursday and let me tell you mother nature better get off her bullshit.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. John Wick 4 is fucking awesome.

2. I watched the Boston Strangler movie on Hulu. Meh!

3. Mikey Layden is alive and well.

4. Chris Leaden is taking a break from social media. No Snap, No Twitter. Who knows if he will even read this (Hey Chris).

5. Jeffrey tried to go to the 19th Hole and it was closed. Lets pray it was just too early in the day.

6. Musical Bingo, Singo if you will, is fun but I don't really have the patience.

7. People already out on the betting aps.

8. Is always amazing to me that Joe drinks every day but not the weekends.

9. Congrats to TK who is going to be a two time grandfather.

10. Anyone going to Florida for school vacation week? Hook up with Chrissy, he is going to be galivanting all over the state.

She is a fickle beast

 Mother nature has moved on from being a drunk to being an Adderall addicted crack head. 60 one day, 37 the next followed by  a week of spring but winter nights.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Some days you just don't have it and you get white girl wasted after 3 beers. Hey it happens.

2. I thought you said you were afraid of clowns:

3. All these betting sites are bananas!

4. Dont look now but Welchie is living that single dad life this weekend. Prayers up slick!

5. Has anyone heard from Jason or Mike Foley(no relations)? Think they are both MIA.

6. Banks just failing all over the place. Are we going to have to start putting money in our mattresses?

7. Wind burn is no joke, hurts to fucking smile.

8. Shucking oysters is no joke, ask Mikey T.

9. Glad to see the crowds returning to pre pandemic levels.

10. Only 2 beer and 1 nip given out is a poor showing but there weren't many candidates.

Aye yaye yaye

 Just when you think winter is over...a foot of snow is on the horizon.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. The Plaza basically closes at 7pm now. Place is a ghost town now.

2. Have you watched the new Luther movie? I mean Idris Elba is the best.

3. Banks are just folding like accordions.

4. This betting from ya phone is not going to be good for anyone.

5. Have you guys seen the prices for cars? THROUGH THE ROOF! New or used...IT DOESNT MATTER!

6. So sad Last of Us is over.

7. Are the Bruins and the Celtics just going through the motions?

8. Anyone hear from Joey Martell? Kids been MIA since Thursday.

9. Papa Ginos is the best.

10. Sad to say but the older you get the more you start going to Funerals and Wakes over weddings.

11. March Madness is upon us.

12. Remind me next time to not get a puppy.

March is here

 Effing A!

This is what I learned:

1. Chrissy is the Offer Up champion of 2023.

2. Tooma is still alive and thriving in PA.

3. Jeffrey is a Tiered 3 Pumpkin King!

4. Live betting starting this Friday...buckle up!

5. Parade last weekend, another this weekend and then the Scituate one the following weekend. Get your green on.

6. TK finally getting to a Bruins game this week. Lets go.

7. How are we feeling about the Mandalorian season 3?

8. When is Easter again?

9. Back to wearing contacts for a bit.

10. Someone recently told me cargo shorts are making a come back for summer 2023...I said get the fuck out of here.

11. Smash burgers are the jam.

12. This guy seems to have found the bunks

oh snap

 Legit forgot to post last week and for that I am sorry.

This is what I learned the past 2 weeks:

1. Fucking Jerrick Mckinnon sliding down cost me lots of money in squares.

2. Sunday drinking is and always will be my jam.

3.Mikey Layden is out here rocking a new celly.

4. Everyone wants to be treated as an equal till they get punched in the face.

5. School vacation week when random people aren't at work and you try to figure out if they have kids or not.

6. TK is on the wagon...prayers up for the local bartenders, not sure they will survice without his tips.

7. Please don't text Joey Martell, his phone is on the fritz.

8. Do not go out with Chrissy for beers at the Fours. The kid out there drinking 48 beers.

9. Do go to Korean Grille though.

10. Also never plan to get food when drinking with Martell. Kid will shut you down like no tomorrow.

11. Who is up to bar hop Quincy Center? Pick a place to start and then place all the bars in a hat and pick them one by and hope around?

12. Oh yeah MIKE G blew me off when he was in Quincy is a straight MIKE G move.

HMM

After this crazy ass weather from the weekend, why don't we hop right into it?

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. I started Poker Face on Peacock...not really sure how I feel about this show.

2. 60 degree swings don't ever happen. MINUS NINE to Forty nine!! 

3. How does one A. start a podcast and B. make it interesting enough to make people want to listen?

4. What is your go to appetizer for the superbowl? Wings? dip? Guac?

5. How much does Jeffrey celebrate his upcoming 40th next Monday? All weekend? no shots? I mean what we talking?

6. Chrissy tells me he kills the Uber game. Last year he made 30K!

7. Congrats to Mario for completing the B fit challenge at the TD Garden.

8. I have been craving a tomato soup and grilled cheese combo and I cannot find it.

9. Nothing worse than when someone changes their password to a streaming service and doesnt bother to tell ya...like for real bro?

10.  I love that Mr Beast just gives money away like its a stick of gum. Cure blindness sure here ya go! Loved your restaurant here is 10Gs!

11. What happens to all these vintage and classic cars when they start banning gas vehicles? Are they now worthless or are they only for the rich?

12. You know it is Square season...hit me up!

Warmest

 Apparently that was the warmest January on record. Thanks Billy for that bit of information.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Have you watched Dangerous Breed: Crime. Cons. Cats. FUCKING BANANAS!

2. Break Rock Brewery in Marina bay is a nice spot.

3. It looks like we have our Superbowl match up the Eagles vs the Chiefs.

4. Speaking of Superbowls...Martell is having a party so check with him on what you can bring.

5. The Boston Herald charging $17 a month is absurd.

6. Sports betting is legal as of tomorrow, in Massachusetts. Ill meet ya at Encore.

7. Fuck new tires.

8. When was the last time you went to the eye doctor?

9. My doctor has me on high cholesterol meds. They finally caught up to me.

10. Welchie is alive and back at home. Kid is looking to bust out and have a few red wines.

Been a while

And we are off. 

How is dry January treating some of you weirdos?

This is what I learned while away:

1. Prayers up for Welchie. Kids been in the hospital and banged up for over a week.

2. Man get a puppy they said. It will be fun they said. BULLSHIT!

3. Brunch is always a good idea.

4. Planning a trip to visit Tooma in PA. Who is in?

5. The Bruins are on FIRE! Hotter than a hooker with herpes.

6. People are complaining about this little bit of snow and wintry mix. I mean it is winter.

7. I saw a dude biting his fingernails at a bar and I almost puked. Like what the fuck!

8. Martell is having a Superbowl party if ya interested.

9. Speaking of Martell, rumor has it Justin is sponsoring him to join the Eagles in Weymouth.

10. The Last of Us is a pretty good show so far.

11. Mike G is looking to meet up for some bar hopping in Fanuel hall.

12. The one thing I hate about this post covid world is having to make an appointment for a haircut, I just like to roll on in.

New year new me?!?

 Lets jump right to it, this is the shit I learned this weekend:

1. I am happy that fantasy football season is over. I never scrambled so much in my life.

2. I have been under the weather for about a week now. I just can't seem to shake it.

3. Rumor has it Joe Martell has not left his house since last Monday.

4. Who do we got tonight? Frogs vs Dogs?

5. Puppies are cute 100% would not recommend when it comes to potty training.

6. Guess masking is back. Gonna be a no from me dawg!

7. I love me a good stuffed pork loin.

8. This Cohasset story with the missing woman is bonkers.

9. If you see Chris Leaden this week, make sure you wish him a happy birthday. He turns 47 on Wednesday. 

10. I thought you had to get a "finger test" when you turned 50 but Chrissy assured me 45 is when they start(Even though he was creepily smiling at me).

11. Finished Tulsa King season 1 this weekend.  Highly recommend.

12. The Fat Cat was on the Phantom this weekend man was it packed Saturday for lunch.

2023

...and so the new year begins.  Happy New Year you filthy animals.

This is what I learned recently:

1. I mean if this don't get ya wet what will ("storks bring babies, swallows don't")?

2. Crazy NFL season - prayers up for Damar Hamlin.

3. Get a puppy they said, it will be fun they said. Welcome to the family Bronco

4. The week between Christmas and New Years is just a fucking blur.

5. Goldschlagger shots never disappoint.

6. Hey Joey, maybe don't start fights with 18 year old bouncers at the door. Grow up Peter Pan.

7. Chinese food just hits better on New years.

8. The drive down to PA was 6 hours but the drive back was 7 and 1/2. Fucking Accidents.

9. Go big or go home (sorry for the ass shot).

10. Who knew puppies liked carrots so much?

11. I heard a rumor TK is looking for a new car.

12. Be nice today, doesn't cost you a thing.