Monday, October 29, 2018

Fuck face

So apparently, Christian Daniel Macphail had a problem with me savoring the Red Sox World Championship. Text messages and snap chat saying I'm phoning it in.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Christian is a fuck face (also this term needs to be used more often).
2. My neighbors are losing their minds any time it rains.
3. Tom Kelly would never bang any broad younger than his daughter.
4. If your child is into hockey, a BU terriers game is cheap and they sell beers.
5. Fantasy football is ruining my Sundays.
6. Grillo and Chrissy are going to the Sox parade/rolling rally on Wednesday if anyone wants to meet up.
7. Don't forget to read up on the question and vote next Tuesday.
8. We all follow "friends" on IG and Facebook, who after they post just make us say "Why"?
9. Anytime you can walk in and shop at the supermarket and not have to wait in line to check out - You are winning that day.
10. Fuck you squirrels. Stop murdering carved pumpkins.
11. I may have a problem - the past 6 days at work, I have gotten the same sandwich for lunch.
12. Does anyone really like Boston Beer works?
13. Jeffrey has a hard time bouncing back some days (but it's not a hangover - wink wink).
14. I know some people did Sober October. Who is doing no shave November? If so, do you shave every thing on Halloween?



Can't wait to see all the party pics of the parade.

Short and sweet

Congrats to the 2018 Boston Red Sox on a great season and one hell of all ride in the post season.

This team was underrated the whole year but proved they were the best MLB team, when it mattered most.

See you at the parade Wednesday!

Monday, October 22, 2018

Billions

The Mega Millions is at 1.6 Billion dollars. I know the odds are astrometrical but someone has to win and that kind of money is life altering and stressful.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Apparently, Chrissy's 5 things list was 1 and done.
2. How many times do we celebrate birthdays now a days?
3. You ever have a rude server who you just want to punch in the face?
4. Cleaning out the fridge party is never a bad idea.
5. Job hunting is not the easiest thing.
6. Be the house that gives out full candy bars.
7. Kung Fu Favs says getting old stinks!
8. Cannot wait for The Knudsens house warming party.
9. Get your side hustle on.
10. Anyone want anything specific when I hit this 1.6 billion?
11. Napping is underrated.
12. Remember to eat when drinking.

Tuesday, October 16, 2018

Move over

It appears that Christian Daniel Macphail wants to start doing things that he learned.

Here is his list:

1) get Foley drunk enough he will trade away his 2 best players for nothing
2) beers are still expensive at Fenway but well worth it when you watch a comeback victory
3) Calnan still waiting on team robfrey to fix his house
4) something about Grillo
5) more shit that's pumpkin and I hate it

This is what I learned:
1. The seats in Tully's tavern are not bad. They have charger stations and TVs.
2. Traids happen.
3. Knowing Jackie Moon has its perks. Free beer.
4. Leaden wins fantasy baseball, he picks up the tab. We all win!
5. Shots after midnight are never the best idea.
6. If you sleep till 10 am that may be classified as a coma.
7. It seems like everyone is moving out of state. Florida seems like the it place.
8. We got jokes now?
9. Banking is way more complicated than it needs to be.
10. It is always Bud over Bud light for me.
11. Fenway was electric on Sunday night.
12. Just a quick FYI - if you show up at a community meeting be prepared to have neighbors you have never chatted with just stop you and tell you shit you dont need to know.

Till next week. Maybe Chrissy will have a longer list?

Monday, October 8, 2018

Oh well

The only good thing about getting a bad haircut is that I keep my hair short so it will grow back sooner rather than later.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Chrissy being on days means he can't go to the Bruins game with CVG.
2. The weekend always starts on Thursday.
3. All types of music was better when you were younger.
4. Hey mother nature ... Pick a season. Is it fall? Is it summer?
5. Everyone going apple picking, yet I don't see any apple pies.
6. Anyone looking to golf today?
7. The older I get the grumpier I become.
8. I dislike BWW a whole lot, don't @ me.
9. Sometimes you just need to unplug.
10. Congrats to Tom Kelly on becoming a grandfather.
11. Kung Fu Dave may be getting his real estate license. How many porno type sexcapades is that dude gonna have?
12. How do you make money with $1 Miller High Life drafts? I am not complaining just asking.
13. Not having beers in your fridge, when you have guests over is quite embarrassing.
14. Gummies are all the rage right now.
15. Rumor has it, coconut oil isn't just for cooking. It makes for an all natural lube.
16. How long till Columbus day is no longer a holiday?

Monday, October 1, 2018

Roctober

Some people think that October is the best month of the year. Now, as someone who loves Fall I can see that.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Anytime you meet with a lawyer it is stressful.
2. Congrats to the Chiefdude and his wife, Mrs. Chiefdude(?) on their marriage this past weekend.
3. Stories of people betting to make their rent money never cease to amaze me.
4. Anyone looking to go golfing next Monday? Leaden is in.
5. Tomorrow is Christian Daniel Macphails 41st birthday. Rumor has it people are getting together for it on Thuraday night.
6. Jeffrey has made it to the championship match for his golf league. If he wins that maybe we celebrate that on Thursday too, no pressure.
7. Rob, Coach K, Bobbo, The brain behind the Beach Bums is selling his house in Hull and moving to Hanover (queue up the Jefferson's moving on up theme song - deluxe apartment in the sky).
8. The Macphails celebrated their anniversary like you knew they would. No not a swingers party with Suze and Sean but a Tough Mudder type race in Western Mass.
9. For a little guy, who is small in stature, Kung Fu Dave can eat.
10. Bruins season starts on Wednesday. Lot of talking heads about the make up of this team.
11. Speaking of the Bruins - $14 for a 24 oz beer at the Garden. Yes 2 beers is $30 with a tip.
12. Pumpkin spice Frosted Flakes? This shit is out if control.
13. Happy belated birthday to Julie Nickerson, Leadens still waiting to meet up for beers.
14. Guys who make comments about other guys having beards - what's your deal? Can't grow a beard? Wife won't allow you too? What gives bro?