Tuesday, March 19, 2019

Ha ha

Fucking Spring is supposed to start tomorrow. Mother nature just straight blow jobbing us all.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Mother fuckers love to parade.
2. What kind of animal uses a trash barrel as a urinal?
3. No one gets as excited as I do to pet a pig.
4. Triple Frontier was a meh.
5. Dogs make people happy.
6. Can't wait for Cinco De Mayo.
7. There is a new Mexican restaurant opening in Weymouth - Ocho Cafe "Tacos and Tequila". What more do you need?
8. First time in a long time that I didn't get shit for not posting on a Monday.
9. Sausage peppers and onions are always a hit.
10. Some times you need a vacation from vacation.
11. Has anyone seen Chrissy?! Because the guy I saw on St Patrick's day looked like him but wasn't him.
12. Boston got nothing but love for IT - except Leaden.
13. RBF is real.
14. Anyone up for Providence this weekend? It's Star Wars day at the Providence B's game.

Ok I'm off to do some work.
Thanks

Monday, March 11, 2019

Spring what?

So when is Spring going to show up? Between that fucking ground hog lieing and Tom Kelly jinx it is going to be winter until June.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Captain Marvel was pretty good.
2. I see all these people just jumping on the Bruins band wagon like it's no big deal.
3. Naps are life.
4. Never ceases to amaze me that people fall in love and then fall off the face of the Earth but as soon as that changed they come back like nothing happened.
5. Jeffrey misses his beard.
6. Heated steering wheel is where it's at.
7. Sunday day drinking is my jam.
8. St. Patrick's day is Sunday. Everyone knows I love a parade.
9. Giving up fried food was not my smartest move.
10. Why is Dunkin Donuts so inconsistent?
11. I do not understand FOMO.
12. If you are into Mimosas and Bloody Mary's then South Side Tavern Braintree is your place.
13. Fuck all this God damn snow. I know it's been a mild winter but seriously do that shit at the beginning of winter.
14. Always nice to see Jeffrey out in his Sunday sweat pants. I mean dress sweats are a thing, right?

See ya Sunday!


Monday, March 4, 2019

Still drunk

Look at you March coming in like a lion...let's hope you turn into a lamb faster than normal.
Mother nature is still drunk.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The new entrance to the Garden is fancy as fuck!
2. Fuck head colds.
3. Have ya'll seen Rob's new tattoo?
4. The UFC is turning into the WWE.
5. Lent starts on Wednesday - what should I give up this year.
6. If you can, please donate to Julie.
7. I read that everyone has 15 perfect days a year. Seems pretty low.
8. Hong Kong Dave failed a test.
9. The Umbrella Academy is kind of Meh.
10. People losing their shit about the snow, makes me laugh. Last time I checked we still live in Massachusetts.
11. Always good to see Mark Welch.
12. Bobby Shakes is back out there on the grind. So keep your head on a swivel.
13. Find yourselves a good beard trimming barber.
14. Some days you need to just couch it up.
15. Good luck to Chris Leadens cousin on his move to Allentown.
16. Fuck kids now adays, getting school cancelled before a storm. They will never wake up with that excitement/feeling of dread waiting for your school to scroll across that screen.

Try to stay warm out there. There is another polar vortex coming.