Monday, March 4, 2019

Still drunk

Look at you March coming in like a lion...let's hope you turn into a lamb faster than normal.
Mother nature is still drunk.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The new entrance to the Garden is fancy as fuck!
2. Fuck head colds.
3. Have ya'll seen Rob's new tattoo?
4. The UFC is turning into the WWE.
5. Lent starts on Wednesday - what should I give up this year.
6. If you can, please donate to Julie.
7. I read that everyone has 15 perfect days a year. Seems pretty low.
8. Hong Kong Dave failed a test.
9. The Umbrella Academy is kind of Meh.
10. People losing their shit about the snow, makes me laugh. Last time I checked we still live in Massachusetts.
11. Always good to see Mark Welch.
12. Bobby Shakes is back out there on the grind. So keep your head on a swivel.
13. Find yourselves a good beard trimming barber.
14. Some days you need to just couch it up.
15. Good luck to Chris Leadens cousin on his move to Allentown.
16. Fuck kids now adays, getting school cancelled before a storm. They will never wake up with that excitement/feeling of dread waiting for your school to scroll across that screen.

Try to stay warm out there. There is another polar vortex coming.

3 comments:

Julie Nickerson said...

Thanks Derek! Any amount (even $5!) will be tremendous to kick Cancers ass. Agreed with #10! 🥶

sandy said...



اننا فى اعالى الخليج نوفر افضل خدمات نقل العفش داخل وخارج الرياض الى جميع دول الخليج العربي ومن خدماتننا :

شركة نقل عفش من الرياض الى الامارات شركة نقل عفش من الرياض الى الامارات
شركة نقل عفش من الرياض الى الاردن شركة نقل عفش من الرياض الى الاردن

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The guy who could of been working control if the rat rootin tootin did not foil me. said...

What Sandy said.