Monday, October 28, 2019

Blah blah blah

Everything seems to be a remake or a reboot or a sequel to a classic. Why doesnt Hollywood start coming up with their own new shit?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Rain makes people miserable. Makes me just want to stay under the blankets.
2. Going out for lunch at noon and coming home at 9 is a win.
3. The Outback still brings the heat. (Bonus $5 drinks on the menu).
4. I was mistaken, Nickerson is not single ready to mingle. She apparently has one leg walking down the isle. She is living in sin with her man.
5. Where do you stand on Mexican food?
6. You know you are an adult, when a new crock pot makes you happy.
7. Watching a grown man sweat because food is too spicy will always be funny to me.
8. Nothing says adulting like closing a Jake N Joes on a Thursday night.
9. Pretty sure Jeffrey is an ambassador for Natty Seltzers - 4 new converts this weekend.
10. Getting the Redzone at work makes Sundays over time shifts a game changer.
11. Never get a plastic, leather looking jacket, no how cute you think it makes you look. No one wants to smell likena Barbie doll.
12. I am amazed at people who can cut out carbs - I need bread, pasta, rice and all the other carbs out there.

Hope everyone has a great Halloween.

Monday, October 21, 2019

Cs season starts

I haven't gotten my candy bars to give out yet. I may give out only butterfingers this year. Does anyone actually like that nasty ass candy.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Fantasy football is not fun anymore.
2. I envy these people who work from home and are always sitting in the sand somewhere.
3. Is anyone geared up for this Celtics season?
4. Vodka lemonade is my jam, try the Pink Whitney.
5. Always good to see people from High school who tell you that you look better the older you are.
6. My man Greg Hardy can't catch a break in the UFC.
7. Julie Nickerson is alive and still single ready to mingle.
8. Congrats to Chris M. Leaden on his new job, starting November 12th.
9. Fucking avacados are expensive.
10. Only a crazy person doesn't each chips with a sandwich.
11. It's heated seats season.
12. Also just for the record it is iced coffee season year round. I don't switch to hot coffee ever.
 

Tuesday, October 15, 2019

FTW

Mother nature is drunk as fuck. Hopefully she sobers up soon and Fall will be here full time.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People are lazy as fuck.
2. Some times the hangover hits just right.
3. Good luck to Ryan on buying his first house.
4. TK sold his house...let's hope he takes that money and heads to Vegas.
5. BBQ restaurants are the new hotness.
6. Not really sure how you bench a 7 year old after 4 plays in a football game.
7. Now that some places have legalized mushrooms, how soon is cocaine on the table?
8. No one procrastinates quite like I do.
9. People who switch from iced coffee to hot coffee because it's getting cold are not my people. #icedcoffeelife
10. Anyone heard from Nickerson? Maybe she found someone and eloped.
11. The older you get the angrier people become.
12. The new Garden seats are small and cramped.

Monday, October 7, 2019

Amazed

I am amazed at the number of people who count Halloween as one of their favorite days of the year.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Joey Martell and Karen are looking hard for a house to buy.
2. R.I.P Franklin. You were the best little dog.
3. Chrissy is killing the harvest season at Ocean Spray.
4. We got a few openings at my work, now being down 2 guys.
5. I feel like beef stew is underrated.
6. The Bruins season is in full swing only a week in.
7. Flu shot season came early this year.
8. People are losing their mind for Post Malone coming to the Garden tomorrow night.
9. Happy 37th bday Joe and Angry Dave Martell.
10. Man Taco mania is real for these Boston Celtics.