Tuesday, October 15, 2019

FTW

Mother nature is drunk as fuck. Hopefully she sobers up soon and Fall will be here full time.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People are lazy as fuck.
2. Some times the hangover hits just right.
3. Good luck to Ryan on buying his first house.
4. TK sold his house...let's hope he takes that money and heads to Vegas.
5. BBQ restaurants are the new hotness.
6. Not really sure how you bench a 7 year old after 4 plays in a football game.
7. Now that some places have legalized mushrooms, how soon is cocaine on the table?
8. No one procrastinates quite like I do.
9. People who switch from iced coffee to hot coffee because it's getting cold are not my people. #icedcoffeelife
10. Anyone heard from Nickerson? Maybe she found someone and eloped.
11. The older you get the angrier people become.
12. The new Garden seats are small and cramped.

Monday, October 7, 2019

Amazed

I am amazed at the number of people who count Halloween as one of their favorite days of the year.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Joey Martell and Karen are looking hard for a house to buy.
2. R.I.P Franklin. You were the best little dog.
3. Chrissy is killing the harvest season at Ocean Spray.
4. We got a few openings at my work, now being down 2 guys.
5. I feel like beef stew is underrated.
6. The Bruins season is in full swing only a week in.
7. Flu shot season came early this year.
8. People are losing their mind for Post Malone coming to the Garden tomorrow night.
9. Happy 37th bday Joe and Angry Dave Martell.
10. Man Taco mania is real for these Boston Celtics.