Tuesday, October 15, 2019

FTW

Mother nature is drunk as fuck. Hopefully she sobers up soon and Fall will be here full time.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People are lazy as fuck.
2. Some times the hangover hits just right.
3. Good luck to Ryan on buying his first house.
4. TK sold his house...let's hope he takes that money and heads to Vegas.
5. BBQ restaurants are the new hotness.
6. Not really sure how you bench a 7 year old after 4 plays in a football game.
7. Now that some places have legalized mushrooms, how soon is cocaine on the table?
8. No one procrastinates quite like I do.
9. People who switch from iced coffee to hot coffee because it's getting cold are not my people. #icedcoffeelife
10. Anyone heard from Nickerson? Maybe she found someone and eloped.
11. The older you get the angrier people become.
12. The new Garden seats are small and cramped.

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