Tuesday, March 31, 2015

keep it real

How is it I went a whole Monday without updating and not one person bitched - No Chrissy, No Brady, No Jeffrey and No Riccio. Are you guys feeling ok?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. When the President visits the city, TRAFFIC IS FUCKED UP!

2. If finding a vinyl siding contractor is hard, wait till you try to decide on a fucking color.
3. Hope you guys are preparing  your dish for the 1st annual Tofuri St Paddys day parade party. I am making snickerdoodles.
4. Chrissy drafted a dead guy in fantasy baseball. I think he likes to have a guy who will play as many MLB games as him on his team.
5. No matter how old I get Wrestlemania will never get old.
6. Jeffrey may or may not be addicted to Cagneys.
7. If is Spring damn it and I am wearing my spring jacket no matter how cold it gets.
8. Smiddy is happy in love and he doesn't care who knows it.
9. Random drinking with TK should happen once every 2 months.
10. The baseball season kicks off Sunday night...ARE YOU SERIOUS? ITS FUCKING 32 DEGREES OUT. MOTHER NATURE IS SUCH A CUNT!
11. Mark Welch is alive and kicking, house hunting and living the American dream.
12. Danny Cooney is no longer is in the bar service industry. Kids a laborer now.
13. Dunkin Donuts has 2 new cheesecake donuts. Apparently, the raspberry one tastes like Frankenberry cereal.
14. Pastrnak, Marchy and Max Talbot seem to want a playoff appearance but I don't know about the rest of the team.
15. How are we not going to the Frozen Four games? Are you guys against fun? April 9th and 11th in case you were wondering.
16. Mitchell has Celtics tickets available if anyone wants to see their playoff push or playoff tickets when they make it.

That is all I got for now.

Monday, March 23, 2015


I know I missed blogging last week but I was off for a few days and then when I came back to work I didn't feel like it.

This is what I learned while I was away:
1. Team Trivia is alive and well at the bars.
2. I saw a bunny hopping down the street so that made me think that spring is around the corner.
3. My neighbor Karen is the queen of Google.
4. Charles V Grillo is running for constable of Natick.
5. Anyone know of a good scotch to drink for under $50? I think I need something to sip.
6. Chrissy may be trying for a 3rd child...good luck. then the vasectomy.
7. Day drinking is the best drinking.
8. Mario had to reaffirm to me that god is dead.
9. The Bruins are shitting the bed, the Celtics are coming back down to earth. What is going on here?
10. Its grilling season bitches!
11. There are rumors a March madness trip is in the works for next years tourney down in the Bahamas.
12.The St Pattys day parade for Scituate is April 12th, hope you bitches got that on your calenders. TK is supposed to be in one of the clown cars this year.
13. I have had this one black head zit for over a month and I can not get rid of it.
14. Wrestlemania party this Sunday as always bitches. Hope you guys make it
15. Always remember it doesn't cost a thing to be nice to anyone.
16. If you could have any iconic car from any TV show what would you go with? I am thinking the A-Team van for this guy.
17. Anyone know any good land surveyors?
18. Is baseball really 14 days away?
19. Since when did car leases become 48 months?
20. Rob finally paid me my monies!

That's all I got for now.

Friday, March 20, 2015

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to the only person, on god's green earth, who could possibly put up with Chrissy's shit - Alison Ann MacPhail.

Some famous people she shares her birthday with?
1. Bobby Orr - Hockey Legend
2. Fred Rogers - We all lived in the land of make believe
3. Spike Lee - Famous Knicks fan or a director
4. Holly Hunter - Mrs Incredible herself
5. Kathy Ireland - Coincidence that Chrissy crushed her so hard growing up, I think Not
6. Mannie Fresh - Cash Money Records Homie
7. Michael Rappaport - Best thing in Metro
8. William Hurt - Osccar award winner
9. Nick Blood - Swoon ladies, that accent makes the panties drop
10. Chester Bennington - Lead singer of Linkin Park, The New Stone Temple Pilots and Dead by Sunrise.

Monday, March 9, 2015

Heat wave

Look at this we are gonna have 5 days over 35... talking bout a heat wave.

This is what I learned this weekend (12 pack version):
1. The spicy omelette sandwich from Dunks isn't that spicy.
2. Boston Suburbs - Does yours suck?
3. Some weekends you just need a sweatpants, T shirt and couch day.
4. Thanks Boston Bruins for ONLY going up 2 dollars a ticket next  year.
5. Congrats to Coach Ervin Flowers and the Cathedral High boys team for making the championship game, tonight at the Garden, 4:00 pm start if you want to show your support. Cathedral Alum TK will probably be there.
6. This whole Android 5.0 lollipop operating system kind of sucks.
7. Red Sox opening day is only 28 days away. Maybe when baseball actually starts, we can all feel like winter is over.
8. Star Wars is getting its first LGBT character.
9. For all you dog lovers.
10. Bill Smiddy is gonna be a Boston cop?
11. I am bringing back the term "shit stain", you fucking bunch of shit stains.
12. BU vs Merrimack Friday night at Agganis arena, Hockey East quarter final. Who wants to go?

Thats all she wrote for now.

Chrissy is planning a trip to NC to see Mike Foley if anyone wants in...text Chrissy at 617-835-6437.

Monday, March 2, 2015

March is here

So basically the snow has postponed both St. Patricks day parades? We are only 3.5 inches from the all time record of snow fall.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Chrissy is having a party on March 29th, for Wrestlemania.
2. The Causeway has some great food.
3. I know a guy who doesn't use google because he speaks 50% truths or 50% half truths.
4. Chrissy is killing the Uber, so much so that his wife got him working the corner like a modern day hooker.
5. Shots always a great idea, until the next day.
6. This is a bacon cheeseburger with an egg on a french toast bun that Chrissy had at Fire and Ice:

7. Should I be askeered the Bruins haven't sent out anything about next years tickets?
8. I take the time during Lent to try different seafood/fish.
9. All this snow has Ronin becoming an escape artist:
                                        (that is my front lawn)
10. Have you seen Our Little Family, yet?
11. The Rattlesnake has been totally renovated and has some crazy menu.
12. Somehow my nephew signed up for my phone to get free kids downloads every week. Every friday I get a new AP that says Julians free ap.