Friday, October 30, 2009

Halloween day

Please join Crawl in Boston to tour the Faneuil Hall area. We’re excited to once again bringing you the Halloween Crawl aka Costume Crawl. Get your costumes ready!

Here’s some good information to know:

* Supports the Birthday Wishes Charity (www.birthdaywishes.org)
* Optional donation to crawl with us – Crawl in Boston wants to provide you with as much fun as possible for as little as possible! – Crawlers are responsible for their own drinks.

Who is Crawl in Boston?

Crawl in Boston is a social networking group that gives professionals a chance to meet new people in a casual and fun atmosphere. People of all ages have gathered to join the bar crawls, and we’ve raised money and goods for local charities. We also spread the word about other similar events we’ve heard about, as well as new places and bar/restaurant specials. We’re bringing people together, one drink at a time for local charities.

Who is Birthday Wishes?

The Birthday Wishes mission is simple: To bring birthday parties to homeless children. Birthday Wishes recognizes the importance of a birthday in a child’s life and believes that the gift of a birthday celebration provides normalcy, joy and hope in these children’s otherwise unsettled lives.

Their grassroots philosophy fosters the spirit of volunteerism and community service in the adults, children and families who donate their time and resources to our mission.

What does this event cost?

We are asking for $5.00 to attend. Please keep in mind that proceeds of your optional donation will go towards the Birthday Wishes charity. However everyone who donates will also be receiving:

*Crawl in Boston Nametag
*Crawl in Boston Beverage Koozie (LIMITED TO 1ST 400 PEOPLE)

How Do I Sign Up?

You don’t have to. We only ask you RSVP on the Facebook event ASAP. This gives us a better idea on how many people are coming. We can better arrange our schedule so the bars have enough staff to accommodate you all. Also helps let us know how many koozies to order.

What’s the Schedule?

The schedule will be posted as the event gets closer. The finalized schedule will be printed on nametags. Schedule and details are subject to change without prior notice.
10/31/09 – Halloween Crawl

(subject to change)

2:30 – The Place – 2 Broad Street

3:30 – JA Stats – 99 Broad Street

4:30 – Red Sky – 18 North Street

5:30 – Trinity – 63 Chatham Street

6:30 – McFadden’s – 148 State Street

7:30 – Kitty O’Shea’s – 131 State Street

8:30 – Hong Kong – 65 Chatham Street

Royce Da 5'9

My buddy HK Dave sent me this song(and for once it didn't say "sent from my iphone") so I thought I'd throw it out there. I think it's aight but shit what do I know?

Royce Da 5'9 - Shake This | Audio | Rap Basement

I give it a 6.25 out of 10.

Amber Heard

I saw some clip of The Stepfather and thought "hey that chick is kinda hot". Come to find out she was in Never Back Down(which was a rip off of/an updated version of the Karate Kid). Anyways, I think she is like a Scarlett Johansson light. What do you think?










Thursday, October 29, 2009

Chelsea in Playboy?

Chastity to Chaz?




Chaz Bono, the son of Cher and the late Sonny Bono, is finally breaking his public silence about his decision to undergo gender reassignment surgery and become a man.

The daughter of TV celebrities Sonny and Cher is going to become a man.



In a two-part interview with "Entertainment Tonight" airing tonight and Friday night, Bono, formerly known as Chastity, opens about about taking hormones, growing up as a girl wanting to be a boy, and coming to terms with his true self.

"It wasn't a sudden decision," Bono says in the interview. "I've been doing therapy for a long time. It's a long process going back almost a decade. I got clean and sober in 2004 and I couldn't have done this before that."

He adds, "I always felt like the male from the time I was a child. There wasn't much feminine about me. I believe that gender is something between your ears not between your legs. That is something I discovered in the early 90's. It was just a long process of being comfortable enough to do something about it. I was turning 40 and I thought it's now or never. I want to still feel vibrant and be able to enjoy my life in a male body and not wait until I am an old man."

Bono tells "Entertainment Tonight" that he started taking male hormones in March. Their effect has altered his appearance dramatically.

"It lowered my voice," he says. "Fat redistributes, muscle growth, hair growth, sex drive increases. It doesn't change anything mentally and emotionally. [I'm] still not anywhere near what I will look like but really for the first time I am feeling much more comfortable with how I look physically. ... I shave about once a week now. It kind of started to come in just like peach fuzz. I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff."

On having his breasts removed, Bono says, "Most people call it top surgery. The construction of the male chest from a female chest. When I went through puberty and started to grow breasts, it was very uncomfortable and emotional."

Bono says he's a work in progress. To greater and lesser degrees, he'll always be in transition.

"I will be changing for about four to five years in total but I'll be on testosterone for the rest of my life," he explains. "The nice thing about this process is it is slow. I am literally going through puberty. ... The most important thing about this for me is that my outsides are finally starting to match my insides. I feel like I'm living in my body for the first time and it feels really good."

Bono, an LGBT civil rights advocate, journalist, author and musician, began the process of changing his gender earlier this year, following his 40th birthday. His publicist announced Bono's decision to undergo gender reassignment in June. The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) voiced its support of him soon after.

Chaz Bono, the son of Cher and the late Sonny Bono, is finally breaking his public silence about his decision to undergo gender reassignment surgery and become a man.

"Chaz Bono's decision to live his life authentically represents an important step forward, both for him personally and for all who are committed to advancing discussions about fairness and equality for transgender people," GLAAD president Neil G. Giuliano said in a statement to reporters in June. "Coming out as transgender is an extremely personal decision and one that is never made lightly."

Bono revealed to his parents that he was a lesbian at age 18 and wrote about the experience in his 1998 memoir, "Family Outing."

In 2002, Bono wrote "The End of Innocence," a second memoir about coming out, his music career, and his partner's death from non-Hodgkin's lymphoma.

According to Bono's books, Cher was shocked by the news of his sexuality and even banished Bono from her NYC apartment immediately after he came out.

"I'd always had this idea that she would get married and have a family," Cher told People magazine in 1998.

The two since have mended their relationship, though Cher reportedly expressed concern about Bono's weight. Bono participated in VH1's "Celebrity Fit Club 3" in 2003 in an effort to shed pounds.

Cher spoke out about Chastity's decision to change her gender from female to male in June, saying in a statement to Us Weekly magazine that "Chaz is embarking on a difficult journey, but one that I will support. I respect the courage it takes to go through this transition in the glare of public scrutiny, and although I may not understand, I will strive to be understanding. The one thing that will never change is my abiding love for my child."





Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Wal Mart Shoppers!!!!













Need i say anything else, just thought i would share these photo's of actual walmart customers. The first guy is the best he looks like a cabbage patch doll.

Best halloween costume!

3 different haunted houses


1. Listen. You can still hear the screams…
Long before Canobie Lake became a trolley park and ultimately the amusement park we know today, a village for workers of the Policy Mining Company sat on the very same land. A slaughterhouse was built to help sustain the employee population and was half-jokingly referred to by the villagers as the "Dead Shed"- because what went in never came out alive.

The butchers of the Dead Shed took their work very seriously, taking pride in the delicacy of the slaughtering process. Slicing through flesh and bone with precision, passionately carving a bloodied work of art for others to consume, the butchers would then hang and cure the meat. Residents of the old mining village would marvel at these edible creations and admired the butchers' ability to provide a meal out of anything and everything that came through the shambled shack. It was also rumored that their skills were employed to deal with disgruntled employees of the mining company. But the butchers could only laugh at that notion.

When the mining village was left deserted at the end of the nineteenth century, the Dead Shed caretakers stayed behind, hoping to serve the next community to settle. Eventually the slaughterhouse and everything in it was left to rot, including the caretakers. The creepy crawlies finally consumed all that was left behind, leaving only the spirits of the butchers to occupy the property. The spirits would continue to gather in the years passing, seeking to resume their original craft. Journey into the Dead Shed if you have the guts-just don't expect to leave with them.

2. "Visit for a day, stay for eternity"

When Billy and Bobby Hollander discovered gold in a cave in a remote area of New Hampshire, they had no idea of the frenzy that would ensue. A frantic rush of fortune-seekers in the granite state followed as the Policy Mining Company erected an entire village around the mine. The area's economy boomed and flocks of would-be miners settled in the area to work for The Policy Mining Company.

One day Billy and Bobby Hollander went to explore an area near the mine and never came back. From then on, the Policy Mining Village was dealt a string of bad luck. Horrific mining accidents and a summer drought all contributed to the eventual closing of the mine Billy and Bobby had discovered. After the closing of the mine, many of the village's inhabitants were never seen or heard of again. Left behind are remnants of what was once a booming mining town, as well as the spirits of Billy and Bobby Hollander.

Each evening, the things that go "bump in the night" and those who have perished in the village-led by the spirits of the Hollander boys-arise to show themselves. To this day there is a morbid attraction to the area. A popular tourist destination, the mining village hosts visitors every evening in search of a good ghost hunt, hoping to see some of the spirits or more precisely-find the Hollander boys.

3. Fine Novelties Since 1909
"Celebrating 100 Years of Making Marvelously Merry Novelties"

Founded in 1909 on land purchased cheaply years after the Policy Mine closed, Charles (Chuckles) L. Peters strived to produce quality novelties to spread happiness and joy to those in the area. Specifically, Merriment Incorporated produced clowning accessories, ventriloquist dummies and more for the performers with most distinguished taste. By the start of the great depression, while other businesses sank rapidly, Merriment Inc. stayed afloat-providing much needed amusement when Americans needed it most.

Charles-or Mr. Chuckles as his employees affectionately called him-was a clever businessman and employer. He believed that wearing clown outfits and playing goofy pranks would boost morale and increase productivity. Charles himself would regularly wear a clown outfit to work, perhaps as an homage to those who his products would assist. Many employees followed his lead, donning clown makeup or other goofy apparel.

Tragically in 1933 at the height of the company's success, Mr. Chuckles was killed in a tragic accident in the factory. It is widely believed that Charles had accidentally fallen, though some insisted he was pushed. Mr. Peters' accident would not be the last, however. Several unexplained accidents have taken the lives of other factory workers. It is speculated that the spirits of Mr. Chuckles-and those who died after him-still roam the factory today, producing what used to be tools for fun into tools of terror.

Surprisingly, even through tragedy, several changes of management and rapidly declining sales throughout the past several years, Merriment Inc. continues to produce novelties, but for a much different clientel. Today, in celebration of our 100th anniversary, we invite you inside to view firsthand the magic of Merriment, Inc…where evil clowns are born.

Bizzare holidays

My buddy Mike "The Pres" Foley sent this for me to post:

I know you are probably bored and this site is right up your alley.

I know what I am having for lunch on April 29th.

http://library.thinkquest.org/2886/

.177

Motorist over twice the legal limit plows into fire truck



CHICAGO (STNG) -- A man was charged with aggravated drunken driving after he plowed into a fire truck that was backing into a fire station in the Back of the Yards neighborhood on the South Side early Monday, police said.

Hector Samano-Valedez, 44, of the 1500 block of W. 47th St., was charged with felony aggravated DUI, misdemeanor DUI and driving without a license, according to police.

He was also cited for failure to yield to an emergency vehicle and damage to public property, according to police who said charges were approved at 11:25 p.m. Monday.

Samano-Valedez was arrested at 3 a.m. Monday at 2215 W. 51st St. after responding officers learned that he allegedly ran straight into a fire truck with its emergency equipment activated as it was backing the vehicle into the fire station, according to police.

Officers discovered he had no driver’s license and officers allegedly found a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage on his breath and bloodshot eyes, according to police.

An officer asked him if he had been drinking and he allegedly said he had a “few beers.’’ He was taken into custody, according to police who said a test revealed his blood alcohol level was .177, more than twice the legal limit.


This story just makes me happy that I am not out and about at 3 a.m.
Not that I have anything against having a "few beers". Hell, I am for anything that makes you have a blood alcohol level of .177 but driving and plowing into a fire engine that is backing after the "few beers" is no ones idea of fun. How the fuck do you not see a fire engine backing up? Do you think this dude passed out behind the wheel and was taking a quick nap while driving?

BTW - He must of sobered up for his mug shot picture. He don't look anything over the legal limit!

You want another one Bender?

Teacher's aide arrested for alleged sex with 15-year-old West Jordan students

The Salt Lake Tribune



A former school aide at West Jordan Middle School was arrested Tuesday morning for allegedly having sexual intercourse last school year and over the summer with two 15-year-old students in her class.

Andrea L. Billingsley, 31, was arrested at her home on suspicion of forcible sexual abuse, forcible sodomy and dealing pornography to minors, West Jordan police officer Dan Roberts said.

Roberts said Billingsley met both boys when she was overseeing an in-school suspension program for kids with behavioral problems.

West Jordan School District spokesman Steven Dunham said Billingsley worked at the middle school 17 hours a week between August 2008 and May 2009.

Billingsley was hired as support staff and passed a criminal background check prior to being hired, Dunham said.

The alleged sexual encounters occurred several times, on and off campus, between May and July 2009 while Billingsley was a part-time, temporary employee at the school and continued after her employment ended, Roberts said. She was not asked to return to the school this year because money for her position was unavailable, Roberts said.

The alleged abuse came to light in recent weeks when the two boys talked to other students about what happened. School administrators were then told and they contacted police, Roberts said.

Roberts said he wasn't sure if the two boys knew each other. He also didn't know if Billingsley met the students for alleged sexual encounters off campus after school or during school hours.


Holy shit this is what is happening during In School Suspensions now a days? When I was in high school there was only after school detention. I know that when my 3 younger brothers were in the same high school they were having Saturday detentions. Is this the same thing? If you knew that some lady was banging students wouldn't you try to get into trouble? I know I would!

Monday, October 26, 2009

What do you think?

What do you think? Is this a dirty hit or not?

Its almost Halloween.

Whats up for this upcoming Halloween Weekend? The Bruins and the Celtics both play Halloween day. I am sure people are having parties and my invites are just in the mail.


This is what I learned this weekend(I am going to keep it to a quick 10 this week):
1. Jennifer Gamberdella thinks that facial hair makes a person look old, particularly me.
2. Wu-tang clan ain't nothing to fuck with:

3. You need Fluff to make fudge. Who woulda known that?
4. The Venetian in Weymouth still makes really good food.
5. The Mass Lottery head quarters is a combination of bingo parlor, hospital waiting room, and race track.
6. Apparently there are no more Dairy Mart convenience stores.
7. The William J Penny Post is a smokey and weird after hours spot.
8. Winners win:

9. I can buy my tickets for the Winter Classic this Tuesday at 10am.
10. Chicken Shit Bingo looks a whole lot like a cock fight:

Thursday, October 22, 2009

The Untouchables

Celtics game?

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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

And??


Rihanna wears nothing but barbed wire for cover of new Russian Roulette single



Her daring outfits mean Rihanna is as often in the news for her fashion choices as her music.

But the star has managed to combine the two on her new album cover.

Russian Roulette sees the 21-year-old strip off, posing topless with nothing but a strip of wire wound around her chest to protect her modesty.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1221928/Rihanna-wears-barbed-wire-cover-new-Russian-Roulette-single.html#ixzz0UZfEr0Np


Television and radio were barking about this all day yesterday and then again all morning long so I figured I would see what all the fuss is about? I don't see anything wrong with this. I mean, maybe the eye patch symbolizes the black eye that Chris brown gave her but the barbed wire bikini is kinda hot (if you are into S&M).

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Ice girls...

The B's need a bit of a spark and so Do I...

In stores now

 

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Santa Speedo Run

Click on the picture below to find out more about the Santa Speedo Run.



John "the Watchdog" Broderick is running and raising money.

Here is his page(if you would like to donate to his cause):
http://www.firstgiving.com/johnbroderick

Here is his story:
As you may or may not know last year I ran the Santa Speedo Run. I was fortunate enough to raise $280 for Cradles to Crayons. Once again I am sacrificing my health and dignity for a great cause. This year I’m going to shoot to raise $500 for Crossroads for Kids. Crossroads for Kids creates safe and caring communities for at-risk youth in Boston. To learn more about this charity click the link http://www.crossroads4kids.org/

I realize that these are tough times so anything you can give me would be greatly appreciated. If you are not comfortable putting your credit card down then I will accept any other form of payment. I’ll take pennies, pesos, euros, gold pirate treasure, and anything that is used as currency, except Canadian coins (I already have enough of those to buy the Canadian Naval fleet 3 more canoes). I guarantee that every penny you give me will go to the charity.

Many thanks for your support. Feel free to forward this to anyone who you think might want to donate too.

ADSL SEASON 4 – WEEK 6 REVIEW



A few quick football notes before we get on to the weekly review.

For those of you that were looking forward to getting the first overall pick in next years NFL draft you can thank my Eagles for ruining your plans. The Eagles humiliating loss Sunday pretty much insures Oakland’s pick (which the Patriots own) will probably fall around the 4th or 5th pick. Now for the bigger issue…how the fuck do you lose to Oakland? Last year it was an OT tie with Cincy, and Cincy really sucked last year. This year you get completed dominated by Oakland….FREAKING OAKLAND people.

Now for Sunday’s Patriots game. There are only two things you never do in football…don’t piss off Lady Karma and never thumb your nose at the Football Gods. I thought the Pats had learned there lesson from 2007. Apparently not….I guess it will take more than Brady blowing out his knee for Lady Karma and the Football Gods to get their point across. Just remember when the nightmare scenario happens again, I’ll be the first to say I told you so.

THE GOOD
You know what…screw it. The Eagles lost to the worst team in the NFL, the Flyers are playing like crap, The Phils series should be over but they can’t turn a normal double play, and I’m inching closer to last place rather than moving closer to first place. I’m in no mood for the Good Award of the week. If you don’t like it then too god damn bad. I mean seriously people…my sports world is crumbling and none of you bastards care. NOT HAPPY!

THE BAD
I gotta go with NIGGERISH for the bad of the week. And it’s not for any one particular move but it’s more of a cumulative award. Let’s take a look at NIGGERISH’s week. Dropped Sidney Rice for Austin Collie. Rice puts up 25 points while Collie was on a bye week. Dropped Chester Taylor for Donnie Avery. Avery put up 7 points on the first drive of the game and then proceeded to fall on his injured hip that caused him to miss the rest of the game and potentially a few more games in the weeks to come. Meanwhile, AP got his ankle rolled up on and for a few minutes looked to have seriously injured himself. All of this on the heals of a trade that sent Houshamazoo to the WIZARDS days before putting up 21 points. We’ll get into the whole Sanchez thing in the Team One-Liners segment.

AND THE UGLY

There isn’t anyway I can squirm my way out of this one. IGGLES gets the Ugly for week 6. This was a complete pooch screw on a biblical scale. Bench: 108 …. Starters: 91.5. My bench RB’s accounted for 47 points and the starters could only manage 25. The WR’s were even worse. The guys (Mason and Massaquoi) that I started last week and gave me a grand total of 0.5 points did a wonderful job of getting 29 points this week…unfortunately they were ON THE BENCH! I’m not even sure if pooch screw accurately reflects how bad this weeks performance by Iggles was.

TEXT OF THE WEEKEND
This isn’t Jeff its Mungo. King of the Jungle!!!” Team Mungo

Boy oh boy…where do I go with this one. First of all I know Team Mung was just recently added to the league texting group but I’m not sure he understands that when I send out a text it goes to everyone. There isn’t any imaginable scenario where I could confuse Team Mung and Franklins Felons. They may be brothers but I cannot think of a better definition of polar opposites.

King of the Jungle? Really? Was it funny when you used that line in elementary school or did the kids laugh at you back then too? King of the jungle…give me a break.

TEAM ONE-LINERS
Smidawgs
Can we please put an end to this drama queen bullshit over Turner. Listen…this is very simple. Your goal going into every week is to get 10 points from all 8 position players and then hope at least one or two guys have great days. If you get that then your team breaks 100 points each week and you have a chance at winning some money. Turner got you 11 points, he did his part….end of discussion. If you want to be pissed off than be mad at the guy who played McGahee, or the guy that picked up the wrong Patriots free agent RB (Maroney, Faulk, or Green-Ellis), or the guy that didn’t pick up Jonathan Stewart. You made the wrong choice in sitting Turner last week…please don’t make the rest of us regret your decision.

Beach Bums
93 points and you came in next to last place for the week. I cannot remember when scoring was so high for the entire league. Except for the TE and Defense you had a good week but still managed to lose ground on everyone in the league. Well almost everyone…I cam in last. Heee heeee

Franklins Felons
I can’t believe I didn’t notice this earlier. FELONS must be setting a record for the oldest QB combo in fantasy football history. Favre and Warner on the same team? Really? Favre is throwing to WR’s that are technically young enough to be his grandchildren. How is this possible?

Madd Fucking Niggerish
Uhhhmmmm….I don’t want to pile on here but are we allowed to talk about Sanchez? I mean -6 points is really unbelievable. Is this a record? I’m pretty sure we’ve had somebody score -1 or -2 points before but I honestly can’t remember anyone scoring -6. -6 points…I just keep repeating that to myself and don’t believe it. It is so ridiculous that you just have to laugh about it and move on. Romo is starting to look better and better. I got 2 QB’s if you are interested?

Iggles
It’s never a good sign when my kicker (Mason Crosby) has been team MVP through week 6. Not good at all. Have I mentioned the Eagles lost to the freaking Raiders?

Most Interesting Men
Zach Miller on the bench? Really? Miller was so obviously a must start that I didn’t even bother to say it. During the season I’m going to continue adding to the Rules of Life. One of them is that any TE playing against the Eagles is a MUST START! I thought that was understood but apparently the word hasn’t gotten out to the league yet.

The Slippery Wizards
You sure do know your football kid. I mean you called a 3 TD performance for Moss about 3 minutes into the game. If only you had the ability to predict the football future before the game and not after it started you would’ve actually played Moss instead of leaving him on your bench. I’ll be honest, I really could care less if you play Moss or not, but I always love posting this Moss picture so whenever I get the opportunity I take it.

Sflabo
FLABO cannot be happy this morning. He had the week wrapped up in a nice little bow, all they needed was a couple of TD’s from Rivers and the $75 was theirs. Better luck next week kid.

Street Pharmacist
OK…I get it. You sat Thomas Jones just to bust my balls…just to try and prove you’re better than me. Negativity will not get you very far PHARMACIST, you will get further in life being positive and looking at the glass half full like I do. Unless your team name starts with SM and ends with DAWGS there is no reason to question my must starts. I hope you’re proud of yourself trying to prove a point by starting LT over Thomas Jones. Because it cost you the win this week…good work kid!

Team Mung
Winner….we have a winner over here folks. I still wish you would change the name to Team Mungo but other than that I’m proud of you kid. Sorry about the Cooley thing…at least it didn’t cost you the week.

Monday, October 19, 2009

At it again

Whoa, it is Monday already. Time flies when you are having fun.

Things I learned this weekend:
1. Thank god I sold my Bruins tickets before the season started because they look like shit.
2. Smiddy may go down to Atlanta and have some words with Michael Turner.
3. Under Charlie Weiss Notre Dame is 1-15 vs teams that finished with a winning record.
4. Still under Charlie Weiss Notre Dame is also 1-9 against teams that finished ranked at the end of the season.
5. Some silver lining under Charlie Weiss Notre Dame is 24-3 against teams that finished .500 or worse.
6. I mean really? Snow on October 18th? SNOW??
7. Law Abiding Citizen was a great movie. One of the best I have seen in quite some time.
8. Everyone loves some good lasagna and sauce with meatballs and sausages.
9. Finding the right vendors for your wedding is at times hectic. You are constantly questioning whether they are the right person for the job.
10. I love when a month has 5 Fridays. It is like an extra pay check! Cha-ching!
11. No matter how many times you clean up your apartment, it gets messed up in about 18 minutes flat.
12. Homemade/handmade pasta is awesome.
13. With the NFL Red zone channel there is really no reason to leave your house on Sundays.
14. People are NOT that into Halloween this year and I have no idea why.
15. Smidawg Productions is promoting the UFC 104 at Joe Martell's house.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Chicken Shit Bingo

Katie does some volunteer work for a service dog program, Service Dog Project. They are trying to raise money for the program.

Here is chicken shit bingo. It is 10 bucks a square. If the chicken shits on your square you win...$1000.00.
This all takes place next Friday night and you do not have to be present to win.



If you want a square or to just donate click on the picture above.

Nov 14th

For Tickets call Dave 508-567-2738

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Dont discriminate!!

http://www.womenwithmustaches.com/

 

Mike Foley 2 for 2 on the Blog material today.

 

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Shake Weight WTF-ness?

Last night at darts(which we won 8-3), Mike and Jeb were talking about this new infomercial. They told me that I had to google it and post it on the blog. So here it is...
Where should I begin with this?? Why did they actually make this? I mean grown women should know how to give hand jobs by now. They don't need to be sculpting their muscles to give better hand jobs. If I saw this in a woman's house/bedroom/car I would get the fuck out of dodge faster than you could say "nice arms". Tell me your thought.



Here is the actual website with more videos:
https://www.shakeweight.com/ver6/index.asp

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

ADSL SEASON 4 – WEEK 5 REVIEW



Where to start…..Let’s get the Must Starts out of the way first. We had Matt Ryan (Street Pharmacist), Nate Burleson (Most Interesting Men), and Kevin Walter (Smidawgs) lined up for our Must Starts of the Week. I knew going in I had bitten off more than I could chew, especially on a bye week where for some odd reason we all had a ton of players not available. Matt Ryan…CHECK! Nate Burleson…CHECK! Kevin Walter……..Kevin Walter…….hello, Kevin Walter are you out there? OK…so it’s 2 for 3 this week and 6 for 9 on the season. Not great but I did learn a valuable lesson this week. Never use Smidawgs team for any Must Starts…EVER! The kid is cursed this year so I must avoid DAWGS at all costs. They have caught the same disease I had in 2007….no matter what move they make it is the wrong move.

THE GOOD
This is week 5 of the season and we have our 5th different weekly winner. Franklins Felons walked away with the week putting up 130.5 points. And that was with Cedric Benson putting up 25 points on the bench.

THE BAD
What has happened to the WR position in fantasy football? It seems like every week a big name receiver puts up a big donut on the board. A couple weeks ago Jennings decided he didn’t want to catch the ball, last week Braylon Edwards couldn’t find the ball in an OT game, this week Madd Fucking Niggerish lost Sims-Walker because he couldn’t follow team rules, Iggles got 1.5 points from both of there WR’s combined, PHARMACIST could only manage 0.5 points from Garcon, and Beach Bums got the same effort from DeSean Jackson. This is getting out of control and something needs to be done about it.

AND THE UGLY
This was a tough choice. We could’ve chosen NIGGERISH or DAWGS for the Ugly of week 5. It was a close call but I think I have to go with DAWGS on this one. NIGGERISH had a bad week but there is nothing he could do about Sims-Walker getting suspended and it was never announced until after the game started. On the other hand DAWGS made one bad choice after another. RULE #1: Never bench your first round pick (especially if it is a top 5 pick). Come on DAWGS…you gotta ride it out with Turner. This is what he does….bad weeks followed by good weeks. You have to just play him and at the end of the year he has 1200 yards and 15 touchdowns. RULE #2: If you are going to bench a WR, then it has to be Steve Smith. The last time I checked he still has Jake Delhomme throwing to him. RULE #3: Go pick up a better defense….come on kid….there has to be an available defense that is better than the Raiders.

TEXT OF THE WEEK
“Massaquio really? That fast” Madd Fucking Niggerish

Even though this text came in on Wednesday I knew I was going to make it the text of the week. So lets back up about 20 minutes before this was sent. I had the day off and was driving to Plymouth for a meeting. I’m on route 3 and get a text from NIGGERISH that Braylon Edwards has been traded to the Jets. Now, since I had considered picking up Massaquio off the waiver wire on Tuesday night I figured I had to take a chance and pick this guy up. A #1 WR is a #1 WR no matter how bad the team is. I was running a little late for my meeting (which is really just an excuse to drive 90 MPH) so I had to make a decision…should I stop and try to log on with my phone and pick Massaquio off waivers or should I try to do it while driving. I figure since I live in NE I have a 50-50 shot of getting killed on the road anyway so lets try and do it while driving. After several unplanned lane changes and running at least 4 cars off the road I managed to log into my computer at home with the phone and to my surprise Massaquio was still there.

Well, apparently NIGGERISH was standing in line at Dunkins when he heard the news about Braylon and sent out a text to everyone. He planned on picking up Massaquio when he got back to his desk. So when he got back and saw I picked him up I got the text of the week. I laughed about it all the way to Sunday when Massaquio only got me 0.5 points. FUCKER!!!! I‘m not laughing anymore. Grrrrrrrrr

TEAM ONE-LINERS
Madd Fucking Niggerish

I hate being the guy that said I told you so (heeee heeee) but I believe I picked you to come in last and Smidawgs to be a two-time beer bitch. I’m going to apologize now because I was obviously wrong. It’s starting to look like you will be our new beer bitch at the 2010 draft. I’ll take a Corona!



Beach Bums
BUMS is in the drivers seat now. Maybe it’s just me but it doesn’t even seem like AP has gotten on a roll yet. Manning is unstoppable right now, AP is still averaging 20 points per game, and Wayne is playing lights out. Looks like BUMS is in good shape to win his 2nd ADSL Championship

Franklins Felons
How is it possible you have Warner, Fitzy, Benson, and Andre the Giant and this is the first week you have won? You should be in first place instead of third kid! Looks like you have a good GM running your draft board but your game day coach may need to be fired.

The Slippery Wizards
Just so I can prepare myself for next week. After you traded for Steve Smith with Smidawgs should I plan on getting a text after every Steve Smith catch this weekend or will we get an update at the end of each quarter. I just need to know these things.

Iggles
0.5 points from 2 wide receivers. Seriously? At this point I may just not play any WR’s, it will save me the stress of trying to figure out who to play.

Most Interesting Men
100 FUCKING dollars. This is just ridiculous. Why does this clown have different rules than the rest of us? Is this some kind of affirmative action thing that the league is doing? Can someone please explain this to me….how difficult is it to cash in some of your welfare checks for the $100. Sooooooo annoyed with this situation.

Sflabo
Hello….Ahmad Bradshaw. You had to play him this week…just had to. There are only going to be a few games in the year that you can count on him putting up big numbers and his matchup with Oakland was certainly one of them. Cost you the win this week and the chance to make up some ground on BUMS. If it helps you out I can let you know when the next time is you can play Bradshaw…just let me know if you want the help. And I shouldn’t have to remind you of who actually started this whole Must Start business….RODDY WHITE and his 42 points on the bench.


Smidawgs
For my own safety I will follow one of the rules my mother taught me. “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all”. Thanks Mom!

Street Pharmacist
Another week another 100 points. And I don’t need a thank you about the Matty Ice Must Start. I helped you out last year with Roddy White and never got a thank you, and now this year I hook you up with Matty Ice! You’re a real piece of work…what comes around goes around bitch!

Team Mung
Can we please do something about this no e-mail, no texting, not in contact with anyone thing you have going on right now? I mean seriously guy….this is a fantasy football league. We bust balls, make dumb trade offers, talk shit, and generally have a good time. You being MIA isn’t doing anybody any good. I still don’t understand why I can’t have your cell number!

Eatery fire opens can of worms

City inspectors yesterday shut down an eight-story Chinatown building after a fire in a first-floor restaurant exposed illegal bedrooms, shoddy electrical wiring and a possible gambling operation, officials said.

A condemnation hearing for 17-23 Beach St. was set for Thursday after inspectors found one floor where 21 beds were set up and another where six illegal bedrooms had been erected, said housing inspector Julia Scott.

The apparent illegal rooming house was exposed after a fire erupted in the heating and air conditioning unit for Pho Hoa, a Vietnamese restaurant located on the first floor, said Boston Fire Department spokesman Steve MacDonald.
MacDonald estimated the blaze caused $100,000 in damage.

Residents were allowed back into the building to fetch their belongings. No one was injured in the fire.

City inspectors found cards and tables set up for gambling on two floors. However, the Boston Police Department said it had not receive any reports about illegal gambling at the site.

On one of the floors, inspectors found cracked ceiling beams, and on another floor the ceilings were crumbling and the floor had buckled, Scott said.

A smoke detector covered with a plastic bag was found on of the floors used as a studio for dance or martial arts.

Lan Dinh of Newton, who owns a stake in the property, did not return a call seeking comment. A man connected with the building at the scene declined comment.

The fire was the second in the neighborhood in recent weeks. Last month, 12 people were rescued from an early-morning fire at a six-story apartment building at 49 Beach St.

Man there is one of these over on Dot ave right past Fields corner. I bet its  the same thing…417 people  living in a flop house!!

 

Monday, October 12, 2009

Movember

Growing a mustache to raise money for Prostate cancer seems like a really good idea to me.
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Happy Columbus day

Many countries in the New World and elsewhere celebrate the anniversary of Christopher Columbus's arrival in the Americas, which occurred on October 12, 1492 in the Julian calendar and October 21, 1492 in the modern Gregorian calendar, as an official holiday. The day is celebrated as Columbus Day in the United States, as Día de la Raza (Day of the (Hispanic) race) in many countries in America, as Día de las Culturas (Day of the Cultures) in Costa Rica, as Discovery Day in The Bahamas, as Día de la Hispanidad and Fiesta Nacional in Spain, as Día de las Américas (Day of the Americas) in Uruguay and as Día de la Resistencia Indígena (Day of Indigenous Resistance) in Venezuela.

These holidays have been celebrated unofficially since the late 18th century, and officially in various countries since the early 20th century.

Here I was thinking that today was just Columbus day!!

Besides re-learning that Terry Francona will always leave his pitchers in for too long, here is what else I learned.

1. There are different rules for "winter golf" than for regular golf. I haven't learned all the rules but it just strikes me as odd.
2. Bobby Orr had a +124 in the 70-71 season. That is remarkable.
3. When people visit Boston they LOVE chicken on a stick at the Hong Kong.
4. The Germans called their plan for the Jews - "The Final Solution".
5. 12:00 noon, on a Sunday, is not a good time for a baseball playoff game.
6. Being at a bar at 10:15am and them not allowed to sell beer till 11:00am is just plain wrong.
7. Staying in Friday nights is actually really relaxing after a long week of work.
8. I rode in one of the new Hybrid taxis and they are quiet as all hell.
9. Scrambling to find NFL scores is not fun. I think I may need a Blackberry or something like it.
10. People are jumping on and off the Bruins bandwagon and it has only been 4 games.
11. Surprisingly not many people were upset about the Sox losing.
12. The Pats on the other hand...whats wrong with Brady?

Free style



Thanks Karen