Monday, September 30, 2019

Rocktober

Blink and you missed September. As Bill Belichick would say we are onto October.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Pumpkin everything...blah.
2. That makes 4 for children for me.
3. Is anyone else excited for sleeping with the windows open season?
4. Joe Martell and his lady are looking for a house to buy.
5. Fucking Hong Kong Dave had never had beef brisket before yesterday. Da fuq?
6. Some days just seem like they are 40 hours long.
7. The Red Sox season is over and now there is talk of slashing the payroll. I wonder if that means ticket prices will drop?
8. The Garden moved all their seats closer and squeezed in 400 seats.
9. Another year and I am out of the NFL elimination pool by week 4.
10. Do people still say durr? If not they should. Then again someone would be offended by it.
11. There should be no more lawn mowings for the season.
12. I'm debating getting new rims for my Jeep.
13. Toys for Tots koozies should be in this week.
14. What are you guys gonna be for Halloween?




Tuesday, September 24, 2019

Pass the 40 and mind ya business

Pretty sure that is what's happening with mother nature. She got drunk and forgot she put summer away for fall and now they are both out here running amok.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Octopus or oysters don't agree with me.
2. Brian Folan is alive and kicking.
3. Bill Smiddy has been heard from(via the text).
4. Chrissy finally made the union at Ocean Spray.
5. Dorsett Hall has a new menu.
6. Nothing tastes sweeter than Notre Dame fans tears after they lose.
7. Speaking of losers, the Sox season was a whimper.
8. Rumor has it, Chris Leaden is in the market for a new job.
9. Jalapeno stuffed bacon cheese onion eggrolls are not to be fucked with.
10. TK is closing on his house October 1st. Then he's looking for a condo. Keep your eyes open.
11. People with unibrows...you know you can take care of that?
12. We are 100% going to do the Toys for Tots pub crawl again this year.

The second Annual Toys for Tots pub crawl is Saturday November 30th.

Bring your unwrapped gifts to the first 3 bars. For every gift I'll give you a koozies.

Wear your best holiday gear: Elves, reindeer, Santa's, ugly sweaters and snow men are all welcome.

1-2:30 South Side Tavern Quincy
2:30-3:30 The Goal Post
3:30-4:30 Delaney's pub
4:30-5:30 Angelo's Pizza
5:30-6:30 Paddy Barry's
6:30-7:30 Fat Cat Cafe
7:30-830 The Fours
8:30 - 16C/Shaking Crab/Tully Cafe

Please invite anyone who may want to attend and have a good time.

Monday, September 16, 2019

RIP

First it was Eddie Money punching his 2 tickets to paradise and now Ric Ocasek took the long Drive home as well.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Keep your head on a swivel at the Verizon store in Dorchester.
2. Iphone/Apple people have jumped the shark. Thinking they are hipsters but now have over shot and have become the norm.
3. Endless summer is Hull is a good time.
4. It looks like summer is not going anywhere.
5. Anyone been to Charleston? I am gonna go down for a long weekend. Any places I should hit up?
6. The best thing about having short hair, if you get a bad haircut, it grows in fast.
7. I am pro Seltzers but you can't be serving them warm.
8. Refinancing your house shouldn't take 3 months. Just saying.
9. John Wick 3 wasn't as good as I thought it was going to be.
10. The I-sland on Netflix is kind of a waste of time - a prison based Matrix.
11. I can never ever remember any of my fucking passwords. It's like you need a capital letter, a number, can't be an actual word, you need a character, the blood of a virgin(like there are any of those out there). I'm just trying to check my burner Yahoo account.
12. Visual field eye exams are for the birds.

Gotta jet

Monday, September 9, 2019

Roll with it baby

Football is fucking back and I could not be more happy.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The new chicken from BWW is bomb as fuck.
2. Random day drinking with Chrissy and Dave is always fun.
3. Hey hey hey summer you just leaving without saying goodbye?
4. The new Tool album is fucking good.
5. Week 1 into fantasy football and I may be over it.
6. Martell tells me check out Tribe in the South End to get a a beard trim...$50 haircuts!!!  Get fucked.
7. Friday the 13th this week! Get your Jason masks on.
8. I'll conceed Halloween stuff out on September 1st but fucking Christmas shit?
9. Trying to find a weekend where guys can get together is the hardest shit to do. Also who wants to go to the Bruins/Hawks game December 5th?
10. Hong Kong Dave telling me he doesn't like college football was the least surprising thing I heard this weekend.
11. People really believing this BC Eagles hype?
12. I found Natty Light seltzers by the case...so long 12 packs!
13. The UFC should have more daytime pay per views. (Any excuse for day drinks).
14. The Fours in Norwell has a totally different vibe than Quincy, mother fuckers dressed to the nines and on dates and shit.

Tuesday, September 3, 2019

Welcome back

Football is back on Thursday!!! (3 exclamation points).

This is what I learned while away:
1. Shout out to the Welchs' - they had a tough week with losing Edso and then having a healthy baby boy.
2. Calnan is alive and well and has a new gf.
3. Guess who is gonna be a god father again?
4. Beach season is officially closed.
5. Did you see that shark munching on the whale carcass in Duxbury? Straight up Jaws shit.
6. Sometimes all you need is a week off to recharge your batteries.
7. You can tell school is back with all this traffic.
8. Have you been to Untold Brewery, in Scituate? Pretty nice. Good vibes.
9. Mario's coming back part time. I am for one excited.
10. Still on the look for commercial space. Not really finding it.
11. The Natty Light Catalina Lime mixer is officially #1 in my seltzer book. Fuck Trulys.
12. Sunburns on your head,under your shaved hair, are unreal.

Don't forget to join the NFL elimination pool.

There was way more shit that I learned but unfortunately I have 519 work emails to go through.