Wednesday, September 29, 2010

ADSL SEASON 5 – Weekly Review/Preview

Listen, I know what you are thinking: “here we go again with the Kyle Orton crap” or “we get it, Orton is available” or “we understood after the 50th text on Sunday that Orton is ON THE BLOCK”. But I’m not going to go there….I’m not going to mention his 74 fantasy points (tied for 4th overall), not going to talk about his 1078 passing yards (2ND overall), or that fact he is available on the cheap. This is a new year and I’m going to take the high road, so I’m not going to mention any of the stuff I just mentioned. I have more pressing questions and issues that need to be answered.

I came into this year determined not to spend the entire year making fun of Smiddy or ripping Los. Like I’ve said I’m going to be positive this year. But sometimes I have a legitimate question that needs to be answered. Like who is actually running Unmarked Bills? Is it Smiddy? Is it Welchie? The term Smelchie is funny as hell but in this case I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more appropriate name. Ordinarily I really could care less about another teams management structure but when I’m trying to make deals I need to know who I’m dealing with.

We have all received the reports from our favorite ADSL rumor/news network…TMX. Has our second favorite league couple split? Is Smelchie no more? The rumors have been circulating that they are barely on speaking terms and the relationship is on the rocks since taking a nose dive after week 1. Well I guess in Smiddy’s case it would be a chin dive….but I digress. The league needs to know who we are dealing with when negotiating with BILLS. We deserve to know the truth!

Matt Ryan: 228 passing yards, 2 TD, 26 rushing yards, 23 fantasy points
Percy Harvin: 62 receiving yards, 1 TD, 6 receptions, 16 fantasy points
Rob Gronkowski: 43 receiving yards, 1 TD, 11.5 fantasy points
Peyton Hillis: 144 rushing yards, 1 TD, 7 receptions, 31.5 fantasy points
Tony Gonzalez: 110 receiving yards, 1 TD, 26 fantasy points
IGGLES Bench: 127.5 fantasy points….of course what would you expect with Orton and Carlson rocking the hell out of my bench….did I mention they are available?

Cedric Benson: 81 rushing yards, 2 TD, 21 fantasy points
Mike Wallace: 100 receiving yards, 2 TD, 28.5 fantasy points
Screw it I’m not writing each individual guy. BOBBY BROWNS Bench: 125.5 points

Dustin Keller: 98 receiving yards, 2 TD, 24 fantasy points. I may be wrong but wasn’t he on the hot list last week? Some people never learn.

Yup….you guessed it….ALL ON THE BENCH!

Unmarked Bills QB’s: I’m sure Sanchez will fix this (but he’s no Orton)
BOBBY BROWNS starters not named Brees
Visanthe Shiancoe: did he even dress? 0.5 fantasy points
Tim Hightower: 40 rushing yards, 4.5 fantasy points
Matt Forte, Matt Forte, Matt Forte, FU Matt Forte…4 fantasy points
Marques Colston: 25 receiving yards, 4 fantasy points
Jahvid Bust….I mean Best: 4 fantasy points later answers the age old question…I guess the 3rd time isn’t the charm.

OK SKZA….you played it right last week and you broke the Sims-Walker Cycle….now don’t screw it up. You know what to do this week. Right? Please tell us you aren’t going to screw this up.

Hmmmmm…what u got Beach Bums? Maclin is hot…you gonna bench him for your new WR Johnson that was recently acquired in a trade? Anybody know the rule on this one? I mean you have to play the hot hand but at the same time the Fantasy Gods do not look kindly upon benching a guy you just traded for.

Haaaaaaaaa…..I just saw your team name. SFLABO Home For Rehabilitated Wizards. Awesome….absolutely awesome! So awesome in fact I’m not going to ask if this is the right week to get back on the Greene Train and give McFadden a week off.

Steve Smith of the The Real Steve Smith on the bench again? Not a good way to build team unity by benching the guy your team is named after. But listen, I respect what you are doing…nobody is above the rules. All of your players are treated equally, if you can’t produce then you ride the pine. I like the way you’re rollin’ kid.

Wheres Diggy?

I heard about this 2 weeks ago and I just blanked on posting it.
Who wouldn't want to see Rev Run doing all the Run Dmc jams?
Saturday October 9th at Revolution Rock Bar

Buy tickets here:

If I wasn't going to be in Montreal for a bachelor party then I would 100% be there.
If anyone catches the show, take some pictures so I can post em on the blog.

Darts Update Week 4

Tonight we played at everyone's second favorite late night bar Ups and Downs. To explain the tease in last blog here is the photo that I promised:

After struggling to field a full team in each of the first 3 weeks, we thought it was necessary to guilt people into showing up. The letter above was sent to the lovely Sarah from Hull to see if we could get Jeff involved. Well guess what, it worked! Tonight we had a great showing with all 9 roster players and several guests making the show. The comment of the night came from MW who called it "Date Night".

CBV brought his new wife:

KB and I invited a few buddies to support the squad:

And it all seemed to work as we won the match 7-4 against a very good team.

The breakdown was:
Split the 2 601's to start out 1-1
Lost 2 of 3 cricket matches to fall to 2-3
Rallied in the end to take 5 of 6 single 301's to finish 7-4.

T Bright looked like he was trying to challenge Kodiak's bid for rookie of the year by winning both of his games tonight. Bid but the kid matched the performance with his own 2-0 night to keep himself in the lead. Good competition is what it is all about and it's great to see the newbies stepping it up! Although we still have a big hill to climb to get back into the hunt, we are showing great improvement and have always been a solid second half team. Next week we are playing at home taking on the team from the 12Benz. DW will have a very difficult time matching last week's DJ gig so come on down and enjoy the show.

Monday, September 27, 2010


This weekend flew by. Now I have all week to get one house all set up for me to move into and the other house all set up for me to move out of. Talk about no time. On a side note Katie banged out all the wedding invites and they are all out so that is off the plate.

Let see what I learned this weekend:
1. Russian roulette with spicy meatballs is no joke:

2. Putting up crown molding is a bitch.
3. Ladies do not like when you joke about their age. I thought 40 was the new 30? Guess not.
4. Tyler Seguin is legit.
5. Ninja Assassins is a good kung-fu movie
6. Dealing with Comcast sucks dick.
7. DJ's is now called Northstar. Looks the same as the old DJs but with white paint.
8. Hanging a door is not as hard as it looks, as long as its prehung.
9. There is nothing quite like seeing a "lady" shaving her face on the street corner - while she waits for a client(If you know what Im saying).
10. The key to a good paint job is a lot of weed or a good buzz(NOT BOTH AT THE SAME TIME).
11. Puck sluts don't care if its preseason or not they are in mid season form. Kudos puck sluts.
12. Niagara Falls is the honeymoon capital of the world, How the fuck can that be?

If anyone wants to help move this Saturday. Let me know. I will supply the beers and the pizza!

Friday, September 24, 2010

Weekend kickoff

You asked for it!
You got it!

Kicking the weekend off with Stacy Keibler:

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