Monday, December 28, 2020

Almost there

 This  year cannot end fast enough. We are almost at the finish line!

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. A plumber, I am not.

2. These new 25% restrictions on capacity for bars and restaurants is a slow and miserable death,

3. Just found out what a Jersey stranger is. You reach around the shower curtain with your non dominate hand when jerking off in the shower.

4. No matter what you give a child for Xmas they always want more.

5. Jeffrey is bummed out that he didn't get the Oculus.

6. Fucking serious with the price of fucking Pokemon cards?

7. Skimming a wall is for the fucking birds.

8. Ask Joey about his air fryer experience.

9. Speaking of Joey, him and Karen are getting a black Lab in February.

10. Letterkenny newest season is out, fucking shit ton of swears.

11. Nothing beats a really good steak.

12. Anyone check out Wonder Woman yet? I am hearing all types of mixed views.

Have a great rest of the year.

Monday, December 21, 2020

Merry Christmas

 Merry Christmas to all you fools out there. Happy Hanukkah or as Smokey Robinson says Happy Chanukah!

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Nothing good comes from shut offs not holding.

2. The Brunch at Liberty Tavern is fire.

3. Joey Martell is getting rid of the Grand Marquis. Sad times but at least he will have some space in his driveway.

4. I have never seen so many fans jump off a bandwagon as fast as the Patriots fans did after their elimination from the playoffs.

5. Do kids still go sledding? I mean I always loved that shit.

6. Is it just me or are people boozing at an alarming rate.

7. Surprisingly, ordering a fridge directly from Samsung proved to be the best option.

8. Do you think Leaden will be making cheesecakes for Christmas this year?

9. It was a valiant effort but it looks like my fantasy team is just mediocre at best.

10. "I'd have 8 beers" is a perfect retort when anyone asks if you want to grab some beers - 6 isn't enough and 12 is just lushville.

11. What is all this hoopla about hot pots? I mean I just got a fucking air fryer!

12. How many babies will now be born due to this pandemic? Another baby boom?

Monday, December 14, 2020


 Joe and Karen's first annual Winterfest was a hit -

Ugly sweaters, toys for tots, Friendsgiving and even had an appearance from Santa!

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Chrissy wears feety pajamas. A grown man in feety pajamas.

2. Season 2 of Harley Quinn is fucking hilarious, ask Chrissy.

3. Where has fried turkey been my whole life?

4. Fucking Disney with all the Star Wars and Marvel news, am I right?

5. people complaining about impending snow this week make me laugh. We fucking live in New England.

6. Dressing up as Santa made me look like drunk Dan Akroyd in Trading Places.

7. New hip hop channel on Sirius XM 42. Looks like Christmas came early.

8. Speaking of Christmas, I havent even started shopping yet.

9. Chrissy is killing the Uber game.

10. Coors light has been offering an $8.00 rebate for all cases and 30 packs since the middle of November and I am just finding out now.

11. Jeffrey scored an adult Trike and he has lofty plans to pimp it out.

12. Tennis elbow is a mother fucker.

Monday, December 7, 2020


 I am really digging the Christmas music this year. Maybe I am just appreciating it more with this just being a really messed up year.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Tom Kelly dominates the wall paper removal game.

2. Anyone ever skim a wall to fix all the damage from wall paper?

3. That was a crazy storm this past weekend. CRAZY!

4. Looks like Joey Martell is back on the unemployment line.

5. Half priced wings and tenders at Cagney's on Wednesday nights.

6. Is there anything worse than someone answering a phone on speaker phone.

7. I mean why do they sell beers in anything less than a 30 pack? 

8. The original Pizzeria Regina cannot be beat.

9. I love breakfast for dinner. Its my jam.

10. Why do they keep messing with Twitter, I dont need to see Fleets.