Monday, August 14, 2017

Better late than never

Ha I totally forgot to update this bitch.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Why aren't there any good beach buggys with coolers?
2. Working all weekend long keeps you out of trouble.
3. Everyone gets in ruts. Same old same.
4. Getting 12 guys to agree to a weekend for a fantasy draft is near impossible. But if any one is available August 26 we need a board person and someone to draft beach bums team.
5. Storyland was the place to be this past week.
6. Jeffrey lost his denture - single tooth.
7. People still go to Canobie Lake Park, too.
8. I think scones are under rated.
9. Looks like I have a maybe for Florida in October for the world's largest outdoor cocktail party, in Christian Daniel MacPhail. We can celebrate his 40th down there.  Hotels on me just get your ass there.
10. Mario is slowly moving on to Miller High life's. Welcome to the team.
11. I feel like WWE is at an all time high right now.
12. Even though the Rock just covered up his Brahma bull tattoo.
13. Man Kungfu Hong Kong Dave must be killing at his new job. Motherfucker ain't hit me back in a week.
14. Don't tell anyone but Thomas Gerard Kelly is a huge country music fan and wants to hit up a concert if anyone's interested.
15. Fuck Snapchat allowing iPhones to take videos longer than 10 seconds.
16. Nothing worse than when your back won't crack between your shoulder blades.


Monday, August 7, 2017

Time flies

It seems like summer was just starting to ramp up and now the sun sets before 8. Where did summer go?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I have no idea what kind of Italian dressing Chrissy uses but his chicken marinade is on point.
2. If I had a band, I would name it Nooner at Four.
3. Buying a car should be quick and easy. No hassles.
4. Do you think Dave looks in his closet and thinks Does this black go with this black?
5. Apparently freckles don't block the sun.
6. Finally saw Kong skull island. I liked it.
7. Nut shots are still a thing.
8. Thank God we have Calnan out there cracking down on Uber drivers cheating the system by renting rides.
9. Speaking of Uber, remember when drivers were nice and seemed to be happy to be making money? Yeah not so much anymore.
10. Only 20 more Monday's till Christmas.
11. Anyone catch Carspotting? Not really sure what is going on with it?
12. Chrissy and Jeff are starting a side business - Triple B - Bikini Board Broads. You pay for ladies clad in bikinis to show up and do your draft boards.
13. Fuck swiss cheese.
14. Make sure you hit up Miriachi Mondays at Cielo in Braintree.
15. Hey Lazy Boy, trying to charge $100 for delivery or having to pick up a chair in fucking New Jersey is wrong. For that reason I am out.
16. I hope you are out there enjoying the boozy seltzers this summer.