Little sad

 I did not see anyone dressed up this weekend for Halloween at any bars. Pretty sad - sad panda whitley.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. I was geared up for the apple cider donut from Dunks and that shit was straight trash!

2. Never ceases to amaze me that Martell goes incognito and unresponsive to calls and texts for days at a time.

3. Leaden, Layden and MacPhail all met up and it sounds like a Law Firm.

4. The Worlds Largest Outdoor Cocktail party is this Saturday at 3:30...see you at the bar.

5. It is amazing to me in 2024 that someone does not know how to use a Nest thermostat.

6. Bronny James to the G league? Like there is anyone in the world that is surprised by that?

7. I see people sending memes of Arron Judge when they are asked what time they are showing up or meeting up. I didn't get it at first but I guess it means I ain't showing up just like Judge hasn't for any of these playoff games.

8. One of the betting caveats I have is never betting against the Armed forces. Sorry Navy you got your doors blown off.

9. BBQ chicken pizza is better than Buffalo chicken pizza. I said what I said.

10. Holy Shit Jaden Daniels - I could watch that hail Mary all day every day.

11. Carlos Sepulveda is alive and well.

12. People losing their minds over the Pats winning against the Jets...bro come on. Rodgers is washed as they come.

13. This weather is awesome - 79 one day 35 the next and later this week it will be 72, 78 and 66.

14. Dominos sending free emergency pizzas out is also nuts. There is no way they are not a drug front.

Life happens

 Sorry my dudes, life happens.

This is what I learned while away:

1.The Celtics have raised banner 18.

2. Next Monday is the holy grail of sports betting - MLB, NBA, NFL and NHL. A wet dream if you will.

3. Ever randomly crack a tooth? Yeah it is wild.

4. Wait Best Buy is still a thing? They sent me a $10 gift card.

5.  This weather is nuts, fucking 80 in late October?

6. Thinking about bringing back the Yankee regift party this year.

7. You guys see any sales for plus size dresses let me know. Every week I fall deeper and deeper into last place.

8. Today is free slider day at Dave hot chicken...get yours while they last.

9. Does anyone really give 2 flying fucks about Lebron playing with his son?

10. Chris Leaden is trying to get a bunch of people out together for some beers but everyone's schedule doesn't line up.

11. Two people on my street are having a politic off - Harris sign, Trump sign, A second Harris Walz sign, waiting on the Next Trump sign. 

12.  Andre Reed has a Bills Mafia documentary coming out.

13. Georgia beat Texas and now sit at #2 on the season. This 12 team end of year tournament is going to be wild.

14. If you are having a Halloween costume party please do not invite me. I am 46 and not dressing up.

15. Chrissy daughter tried to do her best Evel Knievel impersonation but ended up more like Super Dave Osborn.

16. If you haven't been watching the Penguin then you are truly missing out.

Spooky season

 People seem to be decorating their homes more and more for the Halloween season.

This is what I learned this weekend(quick 12 pack edition):

1. Taco Bell has brought back the double decker taco for a limited time.

2. Over 2 months to get an appointment for an eye exam? Everyone all of a sudden going blind?

3. I heard that Stop and Shop are going to stop charging the $.10 for bags.

4. If you know of anyone selling a good used car cheap, Hit up Chris Leaden. He is looking for one.

5. If you were wondering, Mark Welch is alive and well. Heard he has his eye on Jason Foley's 'Vette.

6. Today is Joe Martell's birth day. If you see him at the Hoffy grab him a beer.

7. Chrissy survived 4 days of being Mr. Mom. No one got hurt and everyone is in good spirits.

8. How is it we have no FEMA money for people in NC or Florida but we have money for Lebanon? We find that in the couch cushions?

9. The Quincy YMCA is already big and now they are planning on an expansion?

10. Swayman signs an 8 year deal and opening night is tomorrow. Prayers up the Bruins season is better than the Patriots.

11. It is pretty wild that the Red Sox are the cheapest ticket in town. Mediocrity at it's best.

12. The Irish Pub in North Quincy is an old school cash only Star Wars type of bar but the food is dirt cheap. Not sure how they are making any money from that.

I was waiting

 Till October first to post (also Sean Riccio bullied me but that's besides the point).

This is what I learned while away:

1. People hate Georgia more than I thought. That Bama/Georgia game was one for the ages.

2.  Mia Khalifa on Only fans now? 

3. If you need any Bruins tickets - Let Mario know. He is selling almost all his games this year.

4. Been a blood bath lately with Pete Rose and Dikembe. Keep your head on a swivel.

5. Looks like real estate in Florida and NC is going to be cheap soon.

6. There has been a Smiddy sighting. Out and about at a bar and happy in love.

7. Does anyone actually answer their cell phone? Or does it go to voicemail and you text them back like an adult?

8. The Hancock Tavern has underrated bar food.

9. 4 weeks is the fastest I have seen a suicide pool end.

10. Shocker that Chris Sale couldn't pitch in a meaningful Braves game.

11. TK is not a huge Mexican food guy but I introduced him to empanadas...game changer.

12. We are going on a year and still no replacement for Dan at work.

13. People acting like the Red Sox being in the playoff hunt till the last week of the season is some major accomplishment. You are the fucking Red Sox - charging the most per ticket, per beer, and you just want to be mediocre.

14. Don't forget Chrissys Bday is this Wednesday and Joey's is next week. 

15. Speaking of Chrissy don't bother him Thursday through Sunday. He is on daddy duty and can't be bothered with distractions.

16. I am having the exact opposite of luck when it comes to fantasy football this year. I have started dieting hard so I can look good in my dress at next years draft.