I was waiting

 Till October first to post (also Sean Riccio bullied me but that's besides the point).

This is what I learned while away:

1. People hate Georgia more than I thought. That Bama/Georgia game was one for the ages.

2.  Mia Khalifa on Only fans now? 

3. If you need any Bruins tickets - Let Mario know. He is selling almost all his games this year.

4. Been a blood bath lately with Pete Rose and Dikembe. Keep your head on a swivel.

5. Looks like real estate in Florida and NC is going to be cheap soon.

6. There has been a Smiddy sighting. Out and about at a bar and happy in love.

7. Does anyone actually answer their cell phone? Or does it go to voicemail and you text them back like an adult?

8. The Hancock Tavern has underrated bar food.

9. 4 weeks is the fastest I have seen a suicide pool end.

10. Shocker that Chris Sale couldn't pitch in a meaningful Braves game.

11. TK is not a huge Mexican food guy but I introduced him to empanadas...game changer.

12. We are going on a year and still no replacement for Dan at work.

13. People acting like the Red Sox being in the playoff hunt till the last week of the season is some major accomplishment. You are the fucking Red Sox - charging the most per ticket, per beer, and you just want to be mediocre.

14. Don't forget Chrissys Bday is this Wednesday and Joey's is next week. 

15. Speaking of Chrissy don't bother him Thursday through Sunday. He is on daddy duty and can't be bothered with distractions.

16. I am having the exact opposite of luck when it comes to fantasy football this year. I have started dieting hard so I can look good in my dress at next years draft.