Monday, August 29, 2016

September

Football is only 10 days away.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Sunday birthday parties for kids are not where its at.
2. This was passed along to me by D-Hags, its a pretty good laugh:
             https://youtu.be/KHPfgsTVTjA
3. If you  can't get down with ice cream when you are wasted then we probably can't be friends.
4. I guess I am officially old(not that the gray hairs didn't give it away) when I have no desire to go to Countryfest because everyone going is so young and they get sloppy drunk and I don't want to deal with that.
5. Ladies who complain about giving birth, I get it. I once caught my dick in my zipper.
6. I really don't get any of this new rap music. Like at all.
7. I heard from a friend who heard from a friend who heard from a guy who knows Bill Smiddy, who said he is back in the big bed in Southie.
8. Is anyone every really surprised anymore for a surprise birthday party? Mikey T is right google ruins everything.
9. Has anyone been to Lucys in Dorchester?
10. What is the last official beach day of the year? Asking for a friend.
11. Oh yeah speaking of beach days, I believe I have asked Christian Daniel MacPhail to go to the beach 217 times this summer and he always says no but that prick goes and invites no one...bit shelfish(ha ha) isnt it?
12. Do you think people would play more golf if you had to pay by the hole?
13. Kubo and the 2 strings is a weird kids movie.
14. How the fuck does Dunking Donuts already start pumping out Pumpkin everything? FUCK YOU AND YOUR PUMPKIN FLAVORED SHIT!
15. Tomorrow is Xander Bogaerts bobble head day? HMMM guess where i'll be?
16. Labor day cookouts? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Welchie? Welchie?

Ok I am off to do some work. Do something nice for someone this week, would ya?

Monday, August 22, 2016

It is here

Fantasy football season.
Suicide pools.
Pick em alls.
Soon enough white bitches will be all pumpkin everything!!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Jason Foley likes to get after it when he is unsupervised.
2. Anything worse than coming home to find a nice pile of dog vomit all over your bed?
3. The people watching at the Marshfield fair is something.
4. Sorry to say that Chrissy did not win his heat at the derby but man he was fucking shit up.
5. Hangover pukes are way better than drunk pukes.
6. Lock it up now, next years ADSL daft is August 26th...time to be determined.
7. If you are looking for a place to rent down the Cape next year, Jason is looking to buy a rental.
8. Do you think you could stay at the fair from noon to 10:30 pm? Chrissy and his kids do it every year.
9. Would you rather have your dream car built or buy one already built?
10. Who the fuck is watching 90 day fiance?
11. How much would it cost for you to get a TB12 tattoo? His actual logo?
12. Jeffrey skipped out on Summer Slam this year. Always his favorite event.
13 If you are looking for one of these...its in Braintree on someones lawn.


14. Nothing could be more annoying than 3 children screaming "Better left unread, than Dead", anytime you check your phone in the car.
15. Honestly why can't they make a pair of socks that always feel like the first time you put em on?
16. The start of the draft:


The end of the draft but well before bar hopping:


17. Mike Foley just buzzes around town like a social drinking butterfly.
18. Anyone up for a beach day this Saturday? I heard it is gonna be 82 and sunny...HMU!!
19. Chrissy is back on nights so the day drinking starts again.
20. Chris Leaden is looking for donations so he can take batting practice of Rocket Roger Clemens, so far he is up to $117.89. Every bit helps.

Monday, August 15, 2016

Lets do this

Man, August is half over so that means that summer is 3/4th the way done. That makes me sad.

This is what I learned:
1. Chrissy bought him self a tank for the derby:




2. So Chrissy has the beast entered this Friday night at the demolition derby at the Marshfield fair. 
It kicks off at 7:00 so come on down and support him. Willie, i'll be there at 6:30.
3. Calnan was right the CWC on the WWE network is pretty fucking awesome.
4. Comellas has some pretty awesome chicken parm.
5. The Harpoon Razz is my everything right now. It taste like a raspberry lime rickey beer.
6. Why don't they make a sun screen that doesn't burn the hell out of your eyes when you sweat/wim?
7. In Maine their idea of air conditioning is to open a window.
8. Pretty sure that I would be a full blown insomniac if I worked the over night shift on the regular.
9. Im surprised that people still play roller hockey, hell I am more surprised they still sell inline skates.
10. I heard a rumor that they are remaking Scarface, needless to say this upset me.
11. If you are a fan of brunch, Ashmont Grill is where it is at.
12. Chrissy is excited for the Alumni cafe opening in Weymouth this month.
13. How is this a thing that I have never had? I got my head on a swivel and can not find them.
14. Since we are speaking on candy, I had no idea so many people were in love with Snickers. I just want to clear the air, I like Snickers they just are not on my top 10 list is all.
15. What are the odds that Tom Kelly shows on Friday night at the Fair?
16. Is it just me or are they putting less cereal in the boxes?

Ok gotta run and enjoy this 92 degree day.
Don't forget the ADSL fantasy draft is this Saturday and JASON FOLEY IS WEARING A DRESS. STOP ON BY.

Monday, August 8, 2016

Blah Blah Blah

That is how I feel today. Just blah, blah, blah, blah, BLAH!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I will keep seeing Pearl Jam forever.
2. Nothing wrong with getting wasted and having a good time, everything wrong with having to baby sit a grown adult.
3. Always a good impression if the new neighbors see you drinking at 10:30 am on your deck.
4. Who knew they actually make a pruning blade for your sawzall.
5. Trying to find a quality vintage car is hard.
6. I liked Suicide Squad but I can see how people didn't like how they just jumped into the middle of the story.
7. Is anyone actually watching the Olympics? Does anyone care?
8. It is 2016 how the fuck does the mall open at 11 am? I mean what in the actual fuck.
9. Now that we all know where we are picking in the fantasy draft...let the mock drafts begin.
10. If they have a preason football game and cancel it does anyone even care?
11. Is there anything worse than your eye ball twitching at work.
12. Telling Uber drivers random made up bullshit stories is even more fun than actual taxi car drivers.
13. Is anyone up for a weekend afternoon of golfing (at least 9 hole) and bar hopping? Chris Leaden is looking to make it happen and I am looking to assist him.
14.  Chrissy giving me shit for things that I forgot or don't put on the blog is crazy.
15. Julie Nickerson was spotted and seems to be back in the swing of things.
16. If you like BBQ and are around the Fenway area stop by Sweet Cheeks Q, you will not be disappointed.
17. Brady is always on the go, last weekend killing it on cape, where she apparently found the only straight guy hanging out in Provincetown.
18. Calnan will get a unicorn and kitten tattoo if someone pays for it and he gets $1500. Is anyone interested in donating so I can get this done?
19. Pretty sure no one want to fuck you at the concert, 100000% sure.
20. Cucumber (puke)  vodka is all the rage right now.
21. These new alcohol sparkling seltzers are the new Zima, from what I am being told by my peeps.
22. If you had to pick only 1 sport to follow for the rest of your life what would you chose? Baseball, basketball, football or hockey? I am on the fence between football and hockey.

Peace and have a great week.


Monday, August 1, 2016

Summers half over

Holy shit it is already August 1st and that means the summer is half over.  Only half the beach days left for the year. Still waiting to hear who is having a Labor day cookout.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Jason Bourne was a pretty good movie, Matt Damon still has it.
2. Nintendo is coming out with a retro console in November and now Sega is too.
3. Other than a few random tweets has anyone heard from Christian Daniel Macphail?
4. Why is lunch at a bar alone frowned upon? I actually kind of like it.
5. Anyone happen to have a chainsaw I can borrow?
6. I don't know if Calnan is excited for fantasy football or more excited to bust peoples balls.
7. Is anyone else going to Pearl Jam on Friday?
8.  I am finally all caught up on Preacher, man that show is messed up.
9. My car is almost paid off so I am looking for a new car, any suggestions.
10. I am a firm believer in paying it forward.
11. People still go to Canobie Lake?
12. If you go to the movies and don't get popcorn, did you really go to the movies?
13. I am still in need of a stone paver patio to be put in, do you know anyone?
14. Its heritage days down in Scituate this weekend. Heard they have an inflatable bar, who is going?
15. If you think adulting is hard try half adulting.
16. I love how everyone is a football expert now with Patriots training camp in full swing.

Ok sorry but I gotta run.