Monday, April 30, 2018

Sunday Funday are back

I don't know if it's because the weather is starting to change for the good or what but Sunday Funday is back!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The Avengers is my favorite Marvel movie yet.
2. Being at a bar making friends is my kind of fun.
3. Cinco De Mayo is Saturday, what's your plan?
4. Surprised that me and tequila are fast becoming friends.
5. I am already in vacation mode.
6. Dick pics are like the new first base.
7. Guys don't trust a girl if she's afraid to rub your junk with her hands.
8. May 17th, I know people with plenty of Sox tickets if you are interested.
9. Derby outfits are all ready to go.
10. Tom Kelly is starting Awaken 180, let's wish him the best.
11. I do not flush public restroom toilets or touch the door handles. Just don't.
12. Three mandates in one week with Chris Leaden, people may start talking.
13. Sam Hunt or Luke Bryan? Who are you banging? Obviously, you aren't kicking either one out of bed.
14. Have you seen the new $30 scratch tickets? 122 1 million dollar prizes.
15. Concert season is coming. Day drinking is happening. Maybe 2018 is starting to come around.
16. Not every day two people walk away from the casino big time winners.

Alrighty, Nashville and the Derby this week so I doubt I will be posting next Monday but stranger things have happened.

Monday, April 23, 2018


Is April in like a lion and out like a lamb? Because this April has come in like a wrecking ball just smashing everyone's Spring dreams.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. It's a prett weird feeling to not be planning a pub crawl right now.
2. Pretty sure Jeffrey has no off buttin, when the sun goes down.
3. Who knew finding a hat would be harder than finding outfits for the Derby?
4. I am not a fan of all you can eat brunch buffets.
5. Guess Kung Fu Dave is too busy to start a podcast.
6. Nora has 5 tickets to May 17th Redsox game if anyone wants em.
7. If someone says hey I have playoff tickets do you want them, you have to say yes without hesitation, right?
8. This new super flu is super fun!
9. Anyone know a good place to find some nice yet inexpensive luggage?
10. Not only is Tooma alive but he's got a new phone and is on Snapchat.
11. Summer beers are out, winter beers are gone so we are making steps in the right direction.
12. Wishing Coach K a speedy recovery from gall bladder removal.

Tuesday, April 17, 2018


Can we all agree that 2018 has not been my year? It feels like 2 steps forward and 5 steps back at this point. I think I'm just gonna nap till 2019 shows up.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The Marathon Monday Sox game was cancelled for the first time since 1984, I was 6. Tom Kelly happened to be in town to watch the marathon, coincidence? I think not.
2. Everyone has that friend that you don't talk too all the time but when you do chat it's like it was just yesterday.
3. It may be harder to find a Derby hat than it is to get tickets to the actual Kentucky Derby.
4. I binged Lost in Space on Netflix. It was ok but hopefully they get a second season.
5. Bruins, Celtics, Redsox and the NFL draft coming up. What a time to be alive.
6. If you haven't sat a bar, grabbed some lunch and watched some sports solo then you ain't living.
7. Running out of propane while you are cooking is the worst.
8. First time in a long time no one busted my balls about not posting on a Monday holiday.
9. I don't know if I am more excited for Deadpool 2 or Avengers 3.
10. Mexican food is my jam and I am game to try it all.
11. I don't really deal with stress.
12. We are going to just jump from 40-50 degrees right to 80-90s.
13. Nothing sucks worse than getting your coffee wrong.  Can totally fuck up your morning.
14. Does anyone use Uber eats?
15. For the last 2 weeks my eyes won't stop watering, is this the start of getting allergies?
16. Good luck Ryan on your surgery today. Let's hope you don't break that nose again.

Monday, April 9, 2018


Pretty much over 2018.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Wrestlemania is starting to fade.
2. I can not remember a time the Marathon Monday game got rained out.
3. Having to be out of my house to replace some foam insulation for 24 hours blows.
4. The Red Sox season is over, TK officially jumped on the band wagon and X got hurt. Coincidence?
5. Why does stretching feel so great.
6. Finding a new wallet is not the easiest thing to do.
7. Neither is finding a suit jacket for the Derby.
8. Wind burn is worse than a sun burn, dont @ me!
9. The older I get the more I actually hate writing things down.
10. Too bad Chrissy never bumped into TKs wife in Aruba.
11. If your child was exceptional at baseball would you move to a warm weather state to play year round?
12. Burton's in Hingham is Cougarville and Jeffrey knew and wasn't telling anyone.
13. Apparently Rob is rocking 3 time shares in the Florida area, one actually in Disney. Maybe you gotta hand crank him off to use one but hey.
14. The Red Sox not having magnet schedules on opening day just added to 2018 totally sucking.
15. You ever randomly meet someone from Twitter in real life? It is wacky!
16. Still have 3 tickets to the derby. If anyone is interested or knows anyone interest.

Off to sort through my 378 emails I got from last Wednesday.

Monday, April 2, 2018

Where is the sun

Everyone knows April showers bring May flowers and Mayflowers bring Pilgrims.
But where is the god damn sun, son?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. No one can tell me when Easter turned into mini Christmas.
2. Happy 40th to Kristine "Robro" Robinson. Pretty sure it's a party in your underwear party at her house!
3. Congrats to Chrissy on surprising his wife with a trip to Aruba for her 40th.
4. Nine year old boys believe their penises have two modes - straight or squishy. So true!
5. Karaoke at the Cathay Center is still fun.
6. Who the fuck drinks Mai Tais? They taste like boozy fruit punch.
7. No one likes to go from zero to bombed and straight skip over buzzed.
8. Who is meeting up for Opening Day, Thursday?
9. People are ralyre ball sucking the Bruins right now.
10. Au Gratin potatoes should be more than an Easter thing.
11. Animals eat key lime pie.
12. Fucking snow on April 2nd, mother nature is a bitch.
13. I will always be a fan of breakfast for dinner.
14. Still can't find a place to get my beard trimmed up properly.

Later, see you on Thursday.