Monday, June 30, 2008

Its Monday!!

1. Great job by Kristine to get everyone to Boston Bowl Friday night for Katies surprise birthday gathering. She was truly surprised and wants to thank everyone for showing.

2. Rob raised around $4,000 for PKD with his 2nd annual golf tournament this past Saturday. My team of Me/Billy/Stephen/Pat shot -1, Jeffrey/Erv/Smiddy/Willie came in at -4 while Nora/Katie/Jean/Rachel were 6 over. The food was good, the beers were cold and the laughs were a plenty...all for a good cause. Great Job again by Rob and his family for raising money for such a good cause.

3. My vacation has started and who wants to booze, cuz I am down for some beers - ANYTIME ANYPLACE WITH ANYONE!

4. Athens — Uga V's Whatchagot Loran, better known to the world as Uga VI, will be laid to rest Monday at 3 p.m. at Sanford Stadium.

The University of Georgia's pure white English bulldog mascot passed away Friday night of heart failure. He was a month shy of his 10th birthday.

Like his five predecessors, Uga VI will be interred in specially-built marble vault built into the side of the south grandstands just inside the main gate of the southwest side of the stadium. According to UGA, it is the only school that buries its mascots within the confines of the stadium.

A private ceremony will precede the burial. The Rev. Claude McBride, a Baptist preacher and former chaplain for the football team, will officiate. UGA president Michael Adams will be among those to make remarks.

"Every time I go through another one of these it's just as hard," said Sonny Seiler, a Savannah lawyer whose family has provided all of UGA's mascots since 1956.

Though UGA VI could not have had a more public life, Seiler emphasized that this is not a public ceremony.

"I don't want people to think that can come to the stadium, find a seat and watch," Seiler said. "So many people don't understand that this is a family pet."

Few pets have been beloved by so many. At previous burials, fans have peered in from a respectful distance atop Sanford Bridge. As of Sunday afternoon, there were nearly 600 entries in Uga VI's guestbook on

Most were from Georgia fans offering condolences to the Seilers and thanking them for their efforts. Then there was "Lucy," who claimed to be a Maltese from North Port, Fla.

"Arf, arf, old friend," she wrote.

The identity of the dog that shall become Uga VII remains a closely guarded secret.

"That's been taken care of," Seiler assured. "Let's get through this first."


Friday, June 27, 2008


He probably threw up during the Super Bowl too...

Celtics draft results...

Champs Grab Guard at 30

The Celtics selected guard J.R. Giddens with the 30th pick in Thursday's 2008 NBA Draft. The 6-foot-5 Giddens averaged over 16 points a game last season as a senior at New Mexico.

Boston stayed aggressive on draft day, trading for the draft rights to No. 47 pick Bill Walker from Washington in exchange for cash considerations. With the final selection in the draft the Celtics took center Semih Erden from Turkey.


Thursday, June 26, 2008

Your future president.......

Ninjas rule

School locked down after 'ninja' sighted in woods

BARNEGAT, N.J.—It's the case of the nonexistent ninja. Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.

Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword.

Police tell the Asbury Park Press the man was late to a costume-themed day at a nearby middle school.

The lockdown began shortly after 9 a.m. Wednesday and lasted until 9:30.


Dirty 30


The SOX win, what a birthday present for the birthday girl!

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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Happy Hump day

Its good to be the Dot Day Bowl Off champ. Heres Willie, taking a break at one of his autograph signings(photo by SM Deegan)!

Glad to see Stewie coming back, some Bruins news:

Bruins Sign Mark Stuart to Multi-Year Extension

BOSTON, MA - Boston Bruins General Manager Peter Chiarelli announced today that the club has signed defenseman Mark Stuart to a multi-year contract extension. Per club policy, terms of the deal will not be disclosed.

Stuart's 2007-2008 season with the Bruins was marked by a number of career highs, including games played (82), goals (4), assists (4), and points (8). Stuart was one of three Bruins to play in all 82 regular season games, joining Phil Kessel and Glen Metropolit, and played in all seven postseason contests. He also represented Team USA at the 2008 IIHF
World Championship this past May.

The Rochester, Minnesota native was selected by the Bruins as their first round draft pick (21st overall) in the 2003 NHL Entry Draft. Before coming to Boston, he played for three years at Colorado College where he captained the team as a junior and was named the WCHA's Defensive Player of the Year in 2004-2005. After playing the majority of the 2006-2007 season with the Providence Bruins (60 games), he made his NHL debut with Boston versus the New York Islanders on March 11, 2006.

In his three-year professional career, the 24-year-old has recorded 5-6-11 totals, playing in 114 games. He made his first postseason appearance with the Bruins in their 2007-2008 playoff run, appearing in all seven games and notching one assist.

During college, Stuart captained Team USA to a gold medal for the first time ever in the 2004 World Junior Championships, repeating the same feat he had accomplished in 2002 at the World Under-18 Championships.

Chiarelli and Stuart will be available to the media on a conference call at 11:00 a.m. ET on Wednesday, June 25. Call-in details will be announced Wednesday morning.

Bruins Acquire Johnny Boychuk

Boston, MA - Boston Bruins General Manager Peter Chiarelli announced today that the team has acquired defenseman Johnny Boychuk from the Colorado Avalanche in exchange for forward Matt Hendricks.

The 6-2, 225 pound Boychuk spent the majority of the 2007-08 season with Colorado's minor league affiliate, Lake Erie of the American Hockey League, where he posted 8-18-26 totals in 60 games. His 26 points ranked second highest among Erie defensemen and he led all blue-liners on the squad in power play scoring with 17 points.

Boychuk saw action in four games for the Avalanche in 2007-2008, which marked the first NHL appearances of his career.

A year earlier, the 24-year-old Boychuk suited up for the Albany River Rats, also of the AHL, and was the only player on the team to see ice-time in all 80 games during the 2006-07 season. He was second amongst defensemen in scoring with 10 goals and 18 assists for 28 points.

Boychuk was originally drafted in the second round (61st overall) by Colorado in the 2002 NHL Entry Draft.

Hendricks appeared in 67 regular season games for the Providence Bruins in 2007-08 and tallied career highs in assists (30), points (52) and penalty minutes (121). He also skated in 10 playoff contests for the P-Bruins, scoring 0-3-3 totals with 6 PIM. He signed with Boston on July 9, 2007 as a free agent after originally being drafted by the Nashville Predators in the fifth round (131st overall) in the 2000 NHL Entry Draft.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

B's Appeal

This is an actual letter I sent to NESN -

Dear NESN,

As a long time Bruins fan, season ticket holder and close friend with the Gallery Gods, I often sit on my couch and wonder why NESN does not have B's appeal? Your network seems to show plenty of Bruins Classic so surely there are enough B's fans that would want to watch/be on that show. I think Be a Bruin was great television. There was a time when the Bruins and the Celtics were kings of the Boston sports scene. The B's have been discarded like yesterdays newspaper...I think B's appeal will be a great start to putting the B's back on the front page.



Please feel free to write your own letters inquiring about B's appeal to NESN at
If we get enough support maybe we can get up and running!


These are things I would of written about yesterday (but I didn't want to take away from George Carlin):

Big shout out to the softball team. The team played well to earn the 1st win of the season. Mario made a great running catch, Mike G hit a bomb that still hasn't landed, Erv was being recruited by the other team and Stephen shunned the pain in his back to pitch a hell of a game. The softball gods, knowing we would be short a player or 2, were with us and forced a game 2 rain out.

Katies birthday is this Thursday and she is going to be 30 - The Big THREE OH!!! If anyone sees that lovely soon to be birthday girl and she is cranky, you now know why...she can't let go of 29. I hope it don't rain tomorrow for the Sox game, that would put a damper on the Birthday celebration.

On Saturday some of us will be playing in a golf tournament for Polycystic Kidney Disease Foundation. If you want me to buy you any raffle tickets for prizes let me know.
Also do any of the other "teams" want some side wager action?
Smiddy? Jeffrey? Erv? Katie? Nora? Willie? Who's team comes in with a better score?


Monday, June 23, 2008

RIP GEORGE CARLIN...You Funny Bastard

1. Always do whatever's next.
2. At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4. By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
5. Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
6. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
7. Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.
8. Electricity is really just organized lightning.
9. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
10. Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
11. Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
12. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
13. I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
14. I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
15. I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.
16. I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
17. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
18. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
19. I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
20. I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
21. I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
22. I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
23. If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter.
24. If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
25. If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.
26. If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
27. In comic strips, the person on the right always speaks first.
28. Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
29. Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
30. May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
31. Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
32. Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
33. One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
34. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
35. People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.
36. Religion is just mind control.
37. Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to
work and don't have time for all that.
38. Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.
39. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
40. The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
41. The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
42. The status quo sucks.
43. The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
44. There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
45. There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
46. Think off-center.
47. Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
48. Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
49. What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
50. When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
51. When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
52. When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
53. When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
54. You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Sunday babble and other ramblings...

Rumor has it the NHL schedule comes out Monday July 14th, can't wait.

Patrice Bergeron wants to skate now...

Bruins draft picks for 2008 (5-6 forwards/centers picked):

Num. Round Player Pos Drafted From

16 1 Joe Colborne C Camrose Kodiaks [AJHL]

47 2 Maxime Sauve C Val-d'Or Foreurs [QMJHL]

77 3 Michael Hutchinson G Barrie Colts [OHL]

97 4 Jamie Arniel C Sarnia Sting [OHL]

173 6 Nicolas Tremblay C Smiths Falls Bears [CJAHL]

197 7 Mark Goggin C Choate Academy (Conn.)

Don't forget to vote for your MLB ALLSTARS (You have to write in Jacoby)

What is going on for the 4th?
Are there no plans??
No one is having a party?
An old fashion kegger, 5 bucks a cup?
Maybe Chrissy will bring back Chrissypalooza again?
They brought back the River Rave so why not that??

Friday, June 20, 2008

who is in?

Buffalo Wing Festival

Weird but funny

Mr Salad Fingers

Its Friday so lets get the weekend started

1st off I tried the breakfast at Wendys, if you get the opportunity to get something there for breakfast - DON'T!!! It was FUCKING TERRIBLE.

So I posted some photos below of the parade.
Over all it was a good time BUT it went by wayyy too fast.
You couldn't really tell what players were on the duck boats until they were right up to where we were standing. So I was scrambling to take pictures.

Some highlights:
KG is crazy...CRAZY and he will eat your children
Big Baby is a riot without his shirt on pointing and yelling at everyone
Glenn Rivers really looked like he was enjoying it the most
Danny Ainge and Wyc were screaming like they actually played in the series
Sam Cassell didn't seem to care if he was there or not
Leon Powe and Kendrick were like kids in a candy store
I didn't get to see E-House but he was on the boat with Rondo
Paul Pierce was holding onto that MVP trophy and showing it off like a proud daddy
Ray Allen sat right in the middle and he was pimping
But in the end it was all about this:

There were too many drunk teenagers around. The Pepsi crew I was calling them. They all had Pepsi big slams that were flat and half many nips can you fit into the Big Slam?
Does anyone know?? I bet Chrissy knows. He has a way with those kind of things. AND WHERE CAN YOU FIND THE BIG SLAM ANYMORE?

After the fastest parade in America was over and everyone tried to race past us to catch up to it we went over to Beer Works for lunch. They got some really good food there.
Onto DJS for a celebratory Guinness. Then off to see Matty at Cheers, for a few Tic tacs- like whoa. Couldn't be in Fanuel Hall without stopping to see Aiden at JJ Donovans. You know we have to go and have some good laughs at the Hong Kong - hello Karaoke. Lastly when you find yourself at THE PLACE(after you have been drinking all day) you know its probably time to grab a cab and head home.

The Parade...

Here are some photos from the parade:

Wednesday, June 18, 2008


#17 is in the books...131-92

The CELTICS did it!! Winning 131-92 and sending the LAKERS home for the summer...hope you guys like golfing with Higgins.

What a game by Rajon Rondo - 21 points, 7 rebounds, 8 assists, and 6 steals and by the way Derek Fisher you GOT RONDO'D!!
Paul Pierce was lights out, AGAIN - 17 points, 3 rebounds, and 10 assist.
Kevin Garnett - 26 points, 14 rebounds, 4 assists.
Sugar Ray Allen chipping in 26 points after getting poked in the eye by Lamar Odom (Joey Crawford must of been checking his hair while that non call was going on).
Wait a minute:
Celtics Bench showed that they can contribute as well with 39 points, 6 assists and 9 rebounds.

Kobe had a typical Kobe night - 22 points and 4 assists on 7-22. MUST OF BEEN A BUNCH OF BUNNIES THAT HE MISSED.Photobucket

Mike and I were down at DJ's with Folan drinking and watching anxiously for the clincher. There were so many police officers in their riot gear with these huge broom handled sticks, looked like shit you see in movies. Photobucket

On a side note: I honestly don't understand why, when a sports team wins any type of championship (football, baseball, basketball or hockey) people have to riot/break shit? I mean throwing trash cans through windows serves what purpose other than YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE?? "Yes the Celtics won", now lets be miscreants and fuck up the neighborhood!! Makes perfect sense...Buncha DOUCHE BAGS!! Karma is a bitch mutherfuckers.

Moving on. The Rolling Rally starts tomorrow at 11 am and I WILL BE THERE - WHO IS COMING WITH ME? Some one? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? See you guys tomorrow at the Celebration.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Monday, June 16, 2008


When was somebody going to tell me about





Why do I feel like I got Rondo'd???

I am a mess today. I could still be drunk, I want to puke and to top it all off the Celtics LOST!
Paul Pierce practically got raped on one play and there was no call. I am calling BULLSHIT AND HORSESHIT. I hope Dick Bavetta gets a LAKERS RING after the calls he was making...FUCKING TWERP! I HATE FUCKING TWERPS!!!

Ok I am over that (FOR NOW)...Now onto other things and happenings:
The MGM Grand at Foxwoods was pretty nice. The decor is trendy and modern - much more VEGASY than Mohegan Sun and Foxwoods. The overall casino is rather small but it fits with their theme. The clientele didn't seem as dirty and trashy as the other 2 casinos but hell it was fathers day and they have only been open a month so time will tell if that keeps up.
Kates and I had lunch at Craft Steak, I am not impressed and I probably wouldn't go back. I mean $150.00 bucks for lunch and there was nothing really that wowed me.

We went to visit Kates family for Fathers day, on Saturday, and we got stuck in that shitty storm. They had flood warnings, hail and 70 MPH WINDS...yeah we made it home in one piece. I know you were worried.

To all you fucking Dickheads who wanted a game got it! Game 6 tomorrow night at the TD Bank North Garden. I will be at DJS if anyone wants to come down and have a few beers and HOPEFULLY celebrate #17.

We still have a few tickets left for Buffett, Saturday September 6th. If you want to go let me know. The sooner the better - whoever has their money 1st gets theirs...right now the crew is Me, Mike, Jeffrey and Rydawg AKA the SKZA. We will tailgate and get bombed and make it do what it do!!!

Have you seen the 2008 Dot Day Champion:

Saturday, June 14, 2008


I am hoping the Lakers win Sunday night. Before you go too crazy let me explain. The Championship should be won at TD Banknorth (I’ll never refer to it as the Garden) in front of the home fans and not on the road. The true fans, and not the ones that jumped on the bandwagon this year (yes Mitchell I’m talking about you), deserve to witness a Championship. It’s been more than 20 years since the last Celtics Championship and the fans that have stuck with the C’s despite some really bad teams deserve to witness a championship being won on their home court.

Thursday, June 12, 2008


For those of you younger than 30 years old and those that were to drunk to remember the 80’s (William Flaherty) lets talk about where the BEAT L.A. chant came from. And no it wasn’t the Detroit series which WEEI reported it was a few weeks ago. Game 7 of the 1982 Conference Finals at the Garden versus the Philadelphia 76ers. The Celtics went on to lose this game 120 – 106 and during the final moments of the game the Celtics fans started the chant of BEAT L.A. in hopes that the Lakers would be taken down in the Finals. This is one of the few classy moments in Boston sports fan history. The 76ers team led by Dr. J, Mo Cheeks, Darrel Dawkins, and the immortal Andrew Toney (aka The Boston Strangler) failed in their attempt to knock of the Lakers.

So now you know the real story behind the BEAT L.A. chant. It was meant for your friends from the City of Brotherly Love (home of ROCKY!!!!!)

Larry legend

In honor of Game 4...




Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Game 3...the push for 17!

Game 3 is in the books. The Celtics came close but just couldn't come out on top.

Rondo got hurt, Leone couldn't get going, Pauly Pierce and KG couldn't score if they were in a whore house with a wad full of Photobucket ' s!!!!

Glad to see E-House on the floor, that made my night. Sugar Ray was there to keep us in it. But in the end the Celtics lost by 6...I guess thats some sort of Moral Victory. WE CAN NOT BE HAPPY WITH MORAL VICTORIES PEOPLE!!

Game 4 is Thursday night, so be ready.
DJs will be giving away game 7 tickets at half time. There was a really good crowd there last night and since It will be Thirsty Thursday I'd expect a better crowd with more booze bags.

DJS will be hosting a back to the 80's night on Saturday night. Photobucket
Everyday Yellow will be playing all 80's cover songs. Dress up in your best 80's garb for prizes!!

And now onto more fun things:
I purchased season tickets to the Boston Bruins Photobucketfor next season. If anyone is interested in buy a few games let me know(or if you just want to be added to the email group for tickets). As soon as the schedule comes out, I will let send out the email and as soon as the tickets are gone...they are GONE!

Monday, June 9, 2008

Monday Musings...

Few things for a busy Monday:

I was Thinking about going to the casino on Friday, I would like to check out the new MGM Grand. if you want to go let me know...

Game 2 is in the books and I am not going to lie. I WAS SCARED! BUT Celtics Win 108-102!!
I thought the Celtics were going to let that one slip away. I leave the bar with a little over 6 minutes to go and the Celtics up by 24, TWENTYFUCKINGFOUR, and I get home in time to watch the last minute of the game...lets just say I almost soiled my boxers! Not at all what I expected. I THANK the basketball gods for Leon Powe... "Powe the Show".
This is a series and thats what all the experts wanted.
I highly doubt the Celtics will get any calls in LA LA LAND!
Game 3 is Tuesday and I can not wait. DJS will be giving out tickets to game 6 on Tuesday so be there...

I would like to thank everyone who showed up yesterday for softball -
Kristine, Doug, Kates, Mike T, Jenn, Mike G,Mario, Chrissy, Kevin and Matt. I know it was hot but we played through it. We lost in the bottom of the score 9-8 :(
Great plays by Mike and Jen kept us close and Matt, as usual pitched his ass off.


Friday, June 6, 2008

Game 1

So game one is in the books...

HUGE WIN BY THE BOSTON CELTICS 98-88 (covering the -2.5 point spread but not the Over/Under 192)

1. Rondo and Cassell proved to be a good 1-2 punch, 23 points and eight assists.
2. KG IS A MAN CHILD, 24 points and 13 rebounds
3. Ray Allen has morphed from Allen Ray back to his old self, 19 points and holding Kobe in check.
4. Paul Pierce pulls himself off the parquet floor to do his best Willis Reed impersonation, 22 points...19 in the second half.
5. PJ Brown not a bad job holding it down for Kendrick!!

"I had some good looks, they just didn't go down for me. I just missed some bunnies. I'll be thinking about those a little bit." -- Lakers Kobe Bryant

Listen Kobe,
We know you are an All star.
We know you are an MVP.
We know you have 3 rings.
But give Sugar Ray and the Celtics D some credit, 9-26 shooting isn't just missing bunnies!!!

Thursday, June 5, 2008






Tuesday, June 3, 2008

And the winner is....

First off I would like to thank everyone who showed up for the bowl off. Good times and I am still sore as hell.

Secondly I want to Congratulate Stevie on a great win!! It was a battle, he dethroned a champ and edges out Chrissy by 4 pins.

Lastly for those of you who came out to Peggys for the all day drinkfest, another great Dot Day had by all. I think Jeffrey may still be sitting on the stage trying to read those Karaoke songs...but what the hell do I know I WAS BOMBED!!! If you said you were going to show and you blew off the festivities; well then your just an asshole.

The Belmont Stakes is this Saturday. WHO DO YOU LIKE?