Monday, April 29, 2019

Rain rain go away

Who ever did this rain dance can stop now. I am pretty sure we have had enough at this point.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Little kids are always on the go.
2. Uhm, 10 buckets of beers between 2 people could be a bit obnoxious.
3. Nora Mitchell is alive and well. She plans to buy a condo somewhere in Dorchester.
4. Sometimes you just need a little me time.
5. TK is losing weight at alarming rate. Hope it's just stress.
6. People just joking about how bad the Red Sox are is just rude.
7. Passing out fully clothed is always fucked up.
8. Anyone up for a trip to New Orleans?
9. Why is it so hard to get a good grilled chicken sandwich?
10. One week down without coffee and the world didn't end.

Monday, April 22, 2019

Holy god

This year is flying by. I feel like I may need a vacation from life.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Not every Bruins fan will watch a Celtics game at a bar.
2. Joe Martell is officially on the wagon.
3. Get yourself some Mexican food at Sombreros some time.
4. It's weird how you can have friends that you don't talk to for months and when you catch up it's like no time has passed.
5. Guess who decided to give up coffee? This guy.
6. When you think your tattoo is finally finished but you add shit at the last minute...whomp whomp whomp.
7. Seasonal depression is real.
8. B's game 7 tomorrow night, where are you watching?
9. Margaritas are great but they are also cups or diabetes heartburn.
10. Have you ever had a beer that you couldn't drink?
11. Anyone good at spiffying up resumes? Chrissy looking to spit polish his.
12. Got a part time babysitting on Friday nights.
13. Stop trying to make a million different types of hummus!! Shit is nasty.
14. Where do you stand on Mac n cheese at a restaurant? Overpriced kids food or yummy yummy get in my tummy?

Tuesday, April 16, 2019

All aboard

The C's are in the playoffs.
The B's are in the playoffs.
The Redsox are in a playoff hangover state. They have no zip and no sense of urgency.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People can be mean.
2. I probably need to not drink for like a month.
3. Marathon Monday is by far the best Sox game of the year.
4. Do you think Mother Nature just does mounds of cocaine?
5. I have no idea why I constantly try to like eggplant. It's kind of gross.
6. Thoughts and prayers for Erv and his family who recently lost his father.
7. Congrats to Tiger Woo!
8. Burgers are better than pizza, don't @ me.
9. Sometimes bar managers are dicks.
10. Chrissy is still searching for his next endeavor in life.
11. It's pretty amazing how music can change your mood. Good tunes make good vibes.
12. I do not recommend running the taps at Lucy's.

Aight I gotta go do some work.

Monday, April 8, 2019

Hate when that happens

I hate when I get a lame song stuck in my head. That fucking baby shark song will never not make me mad. Someone once told me the only way to get the song out of your head is to listen to it fully till it goes away. NOT FUCKING TRUE!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People are assholes.
2. Beer snobs love to make fun of you for drinking light beer. Listen Bitch, I'm trying to get a buzz here not taste the fucking rainbow.
3. Tootsie pops are still the shit.
4. Sleeping on your neck wrong can fuck up your whole day.
5. I am not the only one who starts the weekend on Thursdays.
6. Dealing with aging and sick dogs is never fun not non heart breaking.
7. This non friend food eating is something.
8. Lucy's in Dorchester is packed on a Sunday. Best nachos ever.
9. Who else is heading to the Sox opener tomorrow?
10. Soccer/yoga mom's get after it when it comes to margaritas and mixed drinks.
11. Rumor has it Joe Martells looking for a house again. If anyone knows of any.
12. Steve Sweeney, Mike Foleys bff, house is finally up after over a year.
13. Just letting you know there will be no post next weekend because of the marathon.
14. Insomnia is a mother of all mother fuckers.

I have some work to do so wish me well.


Monday, April 1, 2019

April Fools

Here we go - it's finally April. April showers bring May flowers. And what do May Flowers bring? Pilgrims!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People love whiskey.
2. Mike Foley is alive and well. Finally, met up with him after months of round and round.
3. The Redsox are back and seem very uninterested in playing baseball.
4. I know, I have said this before but it really doesn't take much to be nice to people.
5. You didn't hear this from me but Rob's not even done with his first tattoo but he's planning out his second.
6. Has anyone heard from Chrissy? Hope he's ok.
7. Eggplant parmesan pizza should not exist.
8. Do you throw your friend a party when he gets served with divorce papers?
9. All these NBA super stars taking games off for Load Management is a big time joke. Imagine being 13 years old and getting basketball tickets for Christmas and your favorite players taking the day off to rest. They work 82 games a year.
10. Jeffrey's dog Franklin is not doing well. Prayers up for Frankie.
11. Hangovers are a mother fucker.
12. How mad do you think Mike Foley was to write that first check to UMass for his son? That dude knows where every last dollar he had made ever went.
13. Have you been watching the Tourney? Riveting.
14. I need a ruling - at what point in the day is it unacceptable to order a bloody Mary? I say after 3 pm unless you started before noon and want to keep drinking them.
15. The pizza at the Hancock Tavern is really good.
16. WrestleMania is this Sunday.
17. Rumor has it William J. Smiddy has a new girl.
18. Yes I still play words with friends.