Monday, January 12, 2009

Beware of Ninjas....

Fla. sheriff seeks portly 'ninja' in theft attempt.

Officials say the costumed man has tried twice to steal two different ATMs.

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - A ninja, or at least someone dressed like one, is lurking in the shadows of Palm Beach County.
The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office says a heavyset man with a visible potbelly and a ninja costume unsuccessfully tried to steal two different ATMs over the past two weeks.
Security video from the automated teller machines showed the unidentified man dressed in a black ninja outfit with a hood that showed only his eyes.
Authorities say the first attempt was made at a bank on Dec. 29 and the second at a Walgreens on Tuesday. Authorities did not say how the man tried to steal the machines.


Man stories like this make me smile. Right now there is a fat dejected man out there wondering when he can attempt to steal another ATM.
Let me tell you something chubby - NINJAS DON'T FAIL! Now get off your fat ass, throw on that Ninja outfit and make off with an ATM.
If not, next time dress as a Pirate and try to steal a Walgreens ATM. Everyone knows Ninjas are better than Pirates!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

all signs point toward smiddawg!!

Bill Smiddy said...

IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?