Tuesday, January 27, 2009

American Proverbs

what fat chicks lack in looks they make up for in willingness and enthusiasm.

The wicked work harder to preach hell than the righteous do to get to heaven.

There are three kinds of people; those that make things happen, those that watch things happen and those who don't know what's happening.

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal.

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction.

Smith and Wesson or a Colt always beat four aces.

Nobody has ever bet enough on a winning horse.

Of two evils, it is always best to vote for the least hypocritical.

In business partnerships and marriage partnerships, oh, the cheating that goes on.

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell.

2 comments:

Iggles said...

I'm confused. Are these American Proverbs or Words Smiddy Lives By? Or both?

BBWMcLovin said...

The first one is the only one that matters!