Showing posts with label Cuntnadians. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cuntnadians. Show all posts

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Thirsty Thursday

I woke up today with a little spring in my step. The birds are chirping, the sun is shining, and somewhere some French dudes are french kissing....
I feel like a 6 year old on Christmas morning. Is it because its Thirsty Thursday? NOPE!Is it because Tim Wakefield was 5 outs away from a no-hitter? NOPE! Is it because the Celtics kick off their post season Saturday versus the Baby Bulls? NOPE! Is it because the Big Bad Bruins kick off their Stanley Cup run against the dirty Montreal Cuntnadians?? BINGO!!!!



I am sitting at my desk and wondering:
Who will score the 1st goal?
How many times will the Cuntnadians turtle?
How many fights will there be?
Can Timmy Thomas shut these mutherfuckers down?
Did the Cuntnadians remember to pack their swim trunks? I am sure they will be putting on a diving show.
Does the Hub Bar sell celebratory shots?
Can I start the Care-Ree Care-Ree Care-Ree chant at my desk?

I see you dirty Cuntnadians!

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Happy Easter

HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE. (even you Iggles)

The G rated version:


The PG-13 version:


Now that Lent is officially over, I can drink soda again. Now I am debating seeing how long I can go without soda. Should I keep it up or just say fuck it?

The Bruins now know who they are facing in the playoffs. The Montreal Cuntnadians and their annoying ass fans.

I grabbed this video to get you in the playoff mood:


I hope that everyone has started their playoff beards. This should be a great ride.

I am signed up for the Beard-A-thon to help raise money for the Boston Bruins Foundation. I have raised $195 bucks so far but I know we can do better. You can give as little as $10.00

SPONSOR ME HERE:

https://www.beardathon.com/bruins/pledge.aspx

JUST TYPE IN MY NAME.

BOSTON -- The Boston Bruins are calling on committed fans to take up an age-old tradition in support of their bid for the Stanley Cup.

The team launched an online campaign Thursday asking supporters to grow out their beards to rally behind the team and its charitable foundation.

The Bruins, who secured the top seed in the Eastern Conference last weekend, will face off against the Canadiens or the Rangers in the first round of the NHL playoffs. The team has two games left in the regular season.

A number of fans had already signed on to “grow one for the team” by midday on Thursday. Dorchester devotee Derek Whitley held the top spot on the leaderboard, with $195 pledged for the team’s charity, which supports athletics, academics, health, and community outreach programs for children.

Fans are encouraged to create profiles on the team’s website to update the progress of their beard growth over the course of the playoffs. Users can also rate each other’s beards and vote for “beard of the day” winners, who are awarded tickets from the team. Female fans and children can also use the interactive beard builder to grow a virtual beard for the playoff effort.


-From Channel 5 Boston

Friday, April 10, 2009

What a game

The season is winding down. The B's have 2 games left and then it will be PLAYOFF TIME!! Come playoff time the Wanna B's will be out in full force.




1. Billy Costa (Kiss 108s own radio personality)
2. Justin Phelps
3. Chuck Tofuri
4. Brian Ryan
5. Aiden Kelly
6. Nora Mitchell
7. William J Smiddy
8. Brian Folan
9. Joe Rene - A Haitian
10. Padriag Calnan - owns a Sid the Kid Jersey and Ovechkin shirt
11. John "Phil Housley" Brewer
12. Kristine Young
13. Dan "Gary" Madden
14. Jason Milligan
15. Bobby Freeman - wants on the bandwagon
16. Lenny Graff
17. Walter Pratt
18. FrankBrown
19. Dale Arnold
20. Bill Simmons
21. Timmy Carrier Corp
22. Michael Toomajanian
23. Andrew Sousa
24. Tim Barrett
25. Pete "the Meat" Shepard
26. The writers at the Boston Herald
27. The Staff at Conner Larkin - how do you turn off a Bruins game tied 3-3
28. Ed Media Jim
29. Michael Felger - Trade Phil Kessel for Vinny Lecavlier and his 85 mil?
30. William Graham
31. Larry Mastrangelo
32. ChiefDude
33. Joe Smiddy - Sabres Fan trying to get on the band wagon. Bills Uncle
34. Charles Ferlauto
35. Staff at The Place - how do you turn a game off in the 2nd period and then back on for the shoot out?
36. Mark Hetnik
37. Steve O'toole
38. Starbucks Joe
39. Stephen Harris
40. Ross McKeon - Yahoo! Sports
41. Thomas Gerard Kelly
42. Leroy Lynch
43. Greg Leblanc - Thanks to Bobby Freeman
44. Thomas Desseres
45. SPH - trying to sell the "hot ticket"
46. Ken KNowens
47. Kyle Higginsbossom - Thanks Ozzface Killer
48. Jared Rowland
49. John Hegarty - his name is Phil Kessel not PETE Kessel
50. Olympia Sports - 1/2 rack of Bruins apparel and 4 racks of Yankees shit
51. JP
52. Steve Conroy
53. Joe Martell
54. David Spellman
55. P500 Train conductor
56. Stop & Shop: You can't start selling pictures of Timmy, Chara, and Bourque with only 9 games left before playoffs!
57. Thomas J. Newton
58. Thomas Lundrigan Jr
59. Mrs. Iggles


The list grows more and more each day.
If you know someone who should be added to the Wanna B list send me a quick email at MRBOOZE187@HOTMAIL.COM or text me their name. The B's band wagon you are either on it OR UNDER IT!

Last nights game against the Montreal Cuntnadians was the best regular season game I have ever been too. Lucic was a beast, fucking up anyone who got in his way. Chara used Mike Komeserick as a speed bag. Shawn Thornton was on the prowl and The Sheriff Shane Hnidy was just looking to hand out beat downs! Patrice Bergeron had his best game in 2 years. The Garden was electric. The only gripe I had was all the Cuntnadians fans.
Heres the game Highlights:


The playoffs start next week. We either play the Rangers or the Cuntnadians.