Monday, December 8, 2008



Waiting In Line! Now this is near and dear to my heart. I have no idea why this is so difficult for people to figure out but apparently it is. You go to the local CVS or Walgreens and there are 3 registers open and only one line. The line is usually long but the next person goes to the next available register. This usually works OK for the first 2 or 3 people. We have all seen this happen…..before you know it some asshole cuts in line with 20 items in their cart and makes a new line. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!

The best part is this ignorant piece of crap unloads all their stuff in front of the register and then decides to look back as if to say ‘Oh, I didn’t realize there was a line’. Yes you did…you are just too damn lazy to wait.

Now I have a few suggestions on how to resolve this situation in the future. FIRST: The offending party will have all their crap thrown outside and run over by my truck. Who the hell buys 20 items at CVS anyway? SECOND: This moron not only has to wait until everyone in line pays for their stuff but they have to wait until the store is completely empty. Have fun waiting asshole! THIRD: Everyone who politely waited in line gets one punch! I’m pretty sure this would alleviate the problem rather quickly.

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