
Now for our next award. I’m not officially making a second award but I feel we need to mention this. We’ve busted on Defending Champ on several occasions and rightfully so most of the time (other times it’s just fun). But has anyone told Defending Champ it’s OK for your TE to actually score points? That is the goal of Fantasy

Oh yeah, one more thing for you Defending Champ………..

this is what a $100 bill looks like. Go get one and send it to the Commish because you still haven’t paid the entry fee.
Now on to what we are actually here for……the weekly review. It’s week 8 and I have absolutely no idea who’s going to finish in the money and who will be dress shopping. Well I have a good idea on who’s wearing a dress but we will save that for another time. Considering this was a bye week most of the teams had a really good week. I always figured during the bye weeks if you averaged around 100 points per week you were doing OK. But this week we had 6 teams finish over 100 with Street Pharmacist leading the way with 151 points. Pharmacist got a huge 60 points out of the WR position and topped it off with 46.5 points from the Manning/Clark duo. Well done Pharmacist. Slippery Wizard, Madd Fucking Niggerish and D ST DIRTBALLS (despite the Costanza Award) all put up real good weeks with 125.5, 124, and 124 points respectively. I’m always willing to point out a good start or a good benching whenever one occurs. As I mentioned previously I’m a positive person (what the fuck are you laughing at?) so even though they didn’t have a huge week I wanted to point out JSL and the moves they made this week. JSL picked up both Leon Washington and Donnie Avery off the waiver wire, started both and were awarded with a total of 52.5 points. That more than makes up for dud Ward gave you this week. And no Niggerish I am not going to say how great you are for benching Jacobs in favor of Lynch and Portis. It was an obvious move, just like this week you have to sit Portis and start Jacobs and Lynch.
Things I’m Thinking…..
1. Any body ever been to the Naked Fish in Waltham? I hear it’s a swingin’ good time. If anyone has been there I’m sure we would all like to know how it was.
2. Throwing a smoke bomb onto the ice during a hockey game….CHECK! Hitting the grand daughter of the opposing manager with mustard packets during the game….CHECK! Firing a flare across the stadium during an NFL game….CHECK! Pour a beer over a 9 year old wearing the opposite teams jersey…..CHECK! Welcome to the lovely city of Philadelphia!
3. ‘WE ARE……PENN STATE!’
4. Can
5. Please don’t get hurt again BWest……you are irreplaceable.
One more thing before we get to Cheerleader of the Week…..You’re welcome Street Pharmacist. I don’t get a thank you e-mail, no text message, not even a cup of coffee for helping you out? When Roddy White blows his ACL don’t come crying to me, I had nothing to do with it you punk.
Cheerleader of the Week
Kimberly Linberger
Washington Redskins
Attended James Madison University, majoring in Business Administration, Computer Information Systems.
Was also a Victoria’s Secret Sales Associate for 3 years.
Dislikes: crowded bars, long drives, and people who hate animals
Likes: Short, slightly overweight bald men who smoke too much and drink coffee all day (YES!!!!!! I am so in there. Actually I would say 'I’m sure I'm 80% in there'). Just kidding just wanted to make sure you are still reading.

Better luck next week kids!
1 comment:
I like the whole BIO on the cheer leaders now
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