Thursday, May 7, 2009

Kids

I usually don't write about life experiences on the blog but sometimes there are exceptions. As some of you may or may not know the ChiefDude is a Father of 2 boys. To be honest being a Dad is probably the best thing that has ever happened to me I wouldn't trade my 2 1/2 year old brat..or my 2 1/2 month old who doesn't sleep to much for all the money in the world. The biggest draw back that i have is catching fucked up colds that i haven't gotten sense i was a child. about 3 months ago I caught strep throat from my 2 yr old and shit that was not fun at all I said hey it can't get much worse that this right? WRONG this week i get a double ear infection. A fucking ear infection im fucking 33 years old for Christ sake. Any ways like me you probably haven't had an ear infection sense you where a kid but i have to say this shit is the worst fucking infection i think you can get minus gonorrhea, and it is painful. Your fucking throat is on fire from the fucking shit draining from your ears, You get sharp fucking pains in your ear drums, feel all this shit building up in your lungs making you cough. headaches from the fucking pressure your eardrums are under AHHHHHHHHH. I hope I haven't ruined the idea of kids for anybody but the moral of the story is kids are great there fucking germs suck fucking Ear infections what the fuck.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

i love it!! great post; i feel like not just a reader but so much more!! we need more of this and less of that big show guy's posts.

Mrbooze said...

and maybe a censor!