Spring is coming

Spring is only 10 days away motherfuckers!! Get your t shirts out. Move them sweaters to the attic. Chrissy well you keep doing you!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Guess what I still hate painting more than anything in the world.
2. I know people always secretly love mustaches but Smiddy's Southie crew is a little too into them.
3. I am still a firm believer in the Mass Cash!
4. The Junction still has 50% off its menu.
5. Brown rice taste like cut up card board.
6. The new 300 was not all that good. I mean it wasn't bad but it wasn't as good as the 1st one.
7. Chrissy does not practice for eating challenges. He told me you scout the games I will will show up. Soif you know of any challenges let the kid know.
8. My twitter was hacked and they started following 150 people. Who the fuck does that?
9. Random Sunday drinking and lunch is always fun.
10. All you can eat tacos is going down tomorrow night. Are you in?
11. Be careful Aspartame causes all types of issues -

12. So far they drained 5 vials of a black, brown substance from Ronins neck. We will get back the lab results this week.

13. I think everyone is getting sick of the group texts.

14. No wonder why you can't get Red Sox opening day tickets:

http://boston.redsox.mlb.com/bos/ticketing/destinations_schedule.jsp

15. Smiddy said he is too old for the Southie parade.

16. Chrissy is still on vacation and has not drank his 300 beers yet. Can someone help him out?

17. If you give yourself a nickname you should be punted in the balls.

18. Wiggy on Flipping Boston was a riot.

19. Mike Foley is bringing his golf blog back! Gear up.

20. How come mother fuckers love Brunch? Legit question? WHAT IS SO APPEALING ABOUT BRUNCH?

Have a nice week people.

It was a battle - a 59 minute battle

It was like the Thunderdome, 2 men enter one man leaves type shit:

 A battle of  man vs a 3 lb burger. In this corner we have Mike "Flounder" Foley, Chris "Boom Boom" Leaden and Chrissy "I paid for it so I am eating it all" MacPhail.

Ian, the catering manager running this shit show at Fuddruckers said the total weight of the burger - patty, cheese, bacon, and bun was 5 total lbs.

Out of the gate Chrissy started with a furious pace - half the burger was gone in 6 minutes. Leaden went for more of a slow and steady wins the race approach. Meanwhile, Foley was methodically slicing and dicing his way to a win.

Here is what Foley had left. When he realized half way through, that he had no chance he wrapped up what was left and called it a day.

Effort: C+ 
Results: C

The tortoise did not win this race. Leaden left around 1 lbs left (that's beef, cheese, bacon and bun).
Effort: B 
Result: B+

Look at the size of that fucking burger:

Chrissy had 3/4ths of the burger done with in a half an hour. After a quick puke with 15 minutes to go he tried to finish the last of it but another dash to the bathroom with 5 minutes left was in order. After his second puke, and with a minute to spare he finished off the last of it)
(Sorry for the poor quality picture - I think Rio still has a Nokia flip phone)

Sorry bout the bad camera work. That was William "Junior Whopper" Smiddys one job.
As you can see  my job was to hype up the crowd and get everyone in the joint involved.
TWO MORE BITES
TWO MORE BITES
TWO MORE BITES

As they say WINNERS WIN!
For all his hard work Chrissy gets a free t shirt(mustard yellow) and 2 free meals at Fuddruckers.
57 had tried it but only 4 had succeeded!

It looks like this trio is off to try this next:


Anyone else feel up to it?

March is here

It comes in like a Lion and out like a lamb. Day light savings is this weekend. Chrissy is on vacation. Fat Tuesday is Tuesday! College basketball conference tournaments are going on to get to the Big Dance.
I mean everything is coming up roses.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Do frogs have ears? I mean can they hear themselves croak?
2. Chrissy, Chris Leaden and Mike "Flounder" Foley are all going to attempt this Tuesday:

3. If you were wondering, Yes,  Jeffreys place is finally all sheet rocked, 46 total sheets.
4. Ronin is set to have a biopsy on Thursday. Here is hoping it goes well.
5. CVG is still rocking a Blackberry and he can not send group texts.
6. Calnan is a civil rights leader.
7. Bruins season ticket holders are pissed. Some just don't get it - they have you by the balls. They have a list of people who want in.
8. How is it only $1200 in materials to side a house but it cost you $7500 to have it done?
9. I think the weather guys just flip a coin when they see the weather map. Head snow, tails a lot of snow. Guess what fuckfaces - No Snow!
10. What should I give up for Lent this year?

Sorry gotta run. Got some work to do. ZERO FUCKS GIVEN!

Taco Bell Takes Aim at McDonald's with Breakfast

I would FUCK this thing up!!

Taco Bell Takes Aim at McDonald's

From Yahoo - NEW YORK (AP) — Egg McMuffin, meet the Waffle Taco.

Taco Bell is readying for the launch of its national breakfast menu on March 27, with items such as the A.M. Crunchwrap designed to appeal to its fan base of younger men. And the chain says breakfast will be available until 11 a.m. — a half-hour later than McDonald’s offers its Egg McMuffins.

"We can turn the breakfast conversation into a two-horse race," Taco Bell President Brian Niccol said in an interview, noting that Taco Bell intends to be a "strong No. 2" after McDonald’s.

McDonald’s has long been the fast-food leader in the mornings, with its popular Sausage Biscuits, Hotcakes and other items pulling in roughly 20 percent of the company’s U.S. sales. But the chain has been facing stiffer competition over the years, with places such as Starbucks and Subway looking for a piece of the growing breakfast business.

On March 4, for instance, Starbucks also plans to roll out new and revamped breakfast sandwiches, including a croissant sandwich with ham, cheese and egg.

It’s not clear how Taco Bell’s entry into breakfast will alter the fast-food landscape. Last year, an executive with Taco Bell’s parent company Yum Brands said that breakfast accounted for about 4 percent of sales in locations where it was tested. But that was before the chain put its full marketing might behind the menu, he noted.

McDonald’s, which has more than 14,000 U.S. locations, has also said it plans to step up its marketing of breakfast this year as new players enter the space. Separately, the president of McDonald’s USA, Jeff Stratton, also told the Associated Press that the chain is in the early stages of looking at whether it can extend its breakfast hours.

Stratton noted that cutting off breakfast on the weekends at 10:30 a.m. “doesn’t go very well” with people in their 20s and 30s in particular. Still, figuring out how to serve both breakfast and lunch poses an operational challenge given the limited kitchen space in restaurants.

In the meantime, Kevin Newell, U.S. brand and strategy officer for McDonald’s, seemed unfazed in an interview late last week by Taco Bell’s breakfast plans.

"I think they’re going to find that going into the breakfast business is not like what they’re accustomed to, in terms of marketing," Newell said. The breakfast menus of the two chains only have one main offering that seems to go head-to-head, a sausage and egg burrito.

Taco Bell has been testing and tweaking its menu in a select number of its nearly 6,000 U.S. locations over the past several months. For the national rollout, the company’s restaurants have had to hire additional staff, train existing staff and buy new equipment, including for the coffee it plans to start serving for the first time.

To keep operations simple at the start, Niccol said Taco Bell will start with drip coffee before expanding to specialty coffees such as lattes.

The items on Taco Bell’s breakfast menu are intended to be easy to hold and eat on the go. They include:

— A.M. Crunchwrap — scrambled eggs, a hash brown, cheese and bacon, sausage or steak in a flour tortilla.

— Waffle Taco — a waffle wrapped around a sausage patty or bacon, with scrambled eggs and cheese, served with a side of syrup.

— Bacon and Egg Burrito — Bacon, scrambled eggs and cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla

—Sausage Flatbread Melt — A sausage patty topped with cheese wrapped in a flatbread and grilled.

Spring in coming

After this great weather that we had this weekend. I can not wait for Spring to get here, you guys know I love the out door day drinking.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The Met burger bar is the shit!
2. The WWE network kicks off today. Who is signed up already?
3. Helping hang tons of sheet rock is always fun and a greta work out.
4. According to the BMI chart I am obese. I mean I know I am fat but obese?
5. Was ESPN being serious on with the special on "The N Word"?
6. Has anyone heard from Jackie Moon? Red Sox season is approaching and like a bear waking up from hibernation, Jackie Moon shows his ugly mug.
7. March Madness pool? $500? Why not.
8. Olympic fever sweeps Mass:

9. The US hockey team is going to have to make changes if it wants a gold anytime soon.
10. Margaritas is always changing their damn menu. They added all you can eat tacos on Monday and Tuesday though. Right up Chrissy's alley.
11. What, you expected to have a clip or picture of Smiddy trying the wing challenge at DJ's? He bailed.
12. Look Jason Collins is the 1st openly gay guy to play in a major sport and most people don't give a fuck either way.
13. I love me some beef brisket.
14. Don't forget to hit Smiddy up on twitter - @thesmiddawg
15. Bananas don't have a bad flavor but their texture is nasty!
16. Man True Detectives is by far my favorite tv show.

I don't know if any of you crazy fucks are interested but the last 3 years, the fam and I have been going to the Scituate St Pattys Day parade. It is geared towards the kids. Rumor has it Jeffrey is making corned beef and boiled dinner for all who show.

Come on

The snow isn't really bothering me as much as all the bullshit that is now associated with snow is. I mean they cancel school now with the threat of 3 inches of snow. They say 14-18 inches we get 6. They say 3-6 inches we get 20!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. More breakfast places should deliver.
2. Bars just straight cancel birthday parties due to 3 inches of snow on the ground, Sorry Johnny B.
3. Calnan is really getting sick of all the cat photos on his Facebook page.
4. Anyone else wake up on Sunday mornings, do your errands and get shit done and then take a 2  hour nap before 2pm? Yeah, me neither.
5. Jeffrey only buys bacon when its on sale, he also is barbaric and likes his bacon chewy.
6. Jagermeister was originally made to be a cough medicine. I can see that.
7. Do we really need all these tattoo shows? Top Ink, Tattoo Master, Bad Ink, Tattoo Nightmares, Americas Worst Tattoo, and who could foget Black Ink Crew?
8. Is anyone really watching the NBA weekend All star festivities? I mean its like you crashed a bad hip hop show.
9. What do you do with left over taco stuff? Well make some taco omelets of course!!
10. Be careful out there Ninjas are everywhere.
11. Apparently these Olympic hockey games are the best hockey that Mitchell has ever seen.
12.  Honestly, can you go to BJ's without $250??

Just a quick 12 pack today. It is Presidents day after all, get off your asses and do something!

Valentines day is coming

I hope you guys have stacked up on Russell Stover chocolates and red roses. I know I am looking forward to Presidents days. Lots and lots of car sales. Giddyup!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Alma Nove is pretty good.
2. Chrissy hates Paul Wahlberg as much if not more than Roger Goodell.
3. Does anyone really care about an openly gay football player?
4. Sometimes you just need a wasted weekend.
5. If you see Jason "Big Show" Foley today wish him a happy Birthday.
6. I couldn't imagine making $200,000 and being broke.
7. Man 2 year olds ask a lot of questions and are really really bratty.
8. Has anyone else ever used a gentle leader for their dog?
9. I guess Chrissy and Chris Leaden are going to a welcome to Massachusetts Yuengling party. Put the women and children to bed.
10. Its never good news to hear of one of your uncles passing away.
11. If you have or have ever wanted to play in the Whitley Classic:

12. Almond butter is not nearly as good as peanut butter.
13. After a while everything multigrain tastes the same.
14. Bed Bath and Beyond is kind of a ghetto store.
15. Only morons would cheer for a truck being loaded with baseball supplies.
16. Smiddy is attempting the wing challenge at DJs in Hayannis on February 22nd.


That is all for now. D

I am back

Yes, I always take the day after the Superbowl off. And no I am not apologizing for it.
Unless they move the Superbowl to a Saturday nigh, make the day after the Superbowl a holiday or move it to Presidents day weekend, then I will continue to take the day off.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People are more excited that Peyton lost than Seattle won. Those would be the Brady boosters.
2. Smiddy was right - orange gatorade for the win.
3. Apparently, Montreal Canadian fans root for all other Canadian teams when they play as well. Because ya know Canadian pride and all.
4. How long has Houston's been Hillstone?
5. Is there anything worse than sleeping on your neck wrong?
6. Who doesn't love Saturday Bruins Day games?
7. All squares should be electricity.
8. Always weird when you recognize someone from Twitter.
9. Jeffrey when you get free tickets to a suite you don;t have to tell everyone the guy you are with is your dad.
10. Eric "Chiefdude" Kjersgard update - he is up to 201 lbs. Trying to get to his fighting weight of 188.
11. No matter how many times I  have been there I think Clarke's sucks.
12. Chrissy has been awfully quiet since having baby number 2.
13. 2014 seems to be the year of the Flahertys.
14. It amazing to me the Redsox are pushing these Pax. If people haven't bought them by now then they ain't buying em.
15. I have said it before and I will say it again. Everyone needs vices.
16. Finally caught up on Wahlburgers, there is no way that show is going to survive.
17. Home made pizza isn't as hard to make as I thought it would be.
18. Taco dip is the shit. The spicier the better.
19. Did I let ya know that Mike "Flounder/Pres" Foley is now back tending bar at the Castle.
20. Joes American Bar and Grill is rocking a new menu. Check it out.

Till next week mother fuckers.

Uh Huh

Yes, I am fully aware that I didn't update the blog yesterday. I had the day off and my home computer does not seem to be working too well and there was no way I was blogging from my phone. I am sorry but it is what it is.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Fruit loops are all the same flavor just different colors.
2. Pats is better than Geno's. Deal with it. Better steak is better steak.
3. Congrats to Mike and Kait Claydon on the addition of a baby boy. Declan Robert Claydon.
4. Boston to Allentown is a 5 hour ride. Mapquest blows.
5. I guess you can tailgate for hockey games in Philly.
6. Is it real life to be off of work for 2 days and come back to 178 unread work emails?
7.  Guess who is gonna be a grandfather? My favorite uncle Willie.
8. People bitched about the Mustache pub crawl being in May now some people are bitching it is in June. I am thinking bout saying fuck it and going with Tank tops this year.
9. Has anyone heard from Jeffrey? Must be stressful with the new job because all he sends is hate texts.
10. Oh and when you order beers in the City of Brotherly Love its always drafts before bottles. Which is backwards from here.
11. I get it people who go Ape shit about Wegmans coming to the Boston area. I fucking get it. That place is awesome.
12. There are tons of casinos popping up the Philly area.
13. PJ Whelihans is the official sponsor of the Wing Bowl. This year is #22 Double Trouble but the wings weren't anything special.
14. What would your WWE finishing move be? Flying elbow, Super Kick, figure 4 leg lock, the crossface chicken wing or something new?
15. I know I have said this before and I will say it again but why isn't the Patty Melt on more menus?
16. Same thing goes for country fried steak.
17. Twin Rivers sent me an invite for a private Super bowl party. Anyone want it?
18. Jeep has stopped making the Jeep Liberty, by by ragtop convertible.
19. Lots of Bruins fans down in Philly but none of them from the Boston area. Kind of weird to me.
20. Tonight is another vet visit for the lump/growth in Ronin's neck. I hope they have a better idea of what it could be, since it hasn't changed in 2 weeks.

That is all for this week.

I got Broncos 38 Seattle 27 in the Superbowl.

Happy MLK day

I know, I know tough loss for the Patriots. Motherfuckers are all types of upset. Can't we just focus on the positives? There is always next year? Now you can root for either Manning or Rah Rah Pete!

I was not going to write this blog today because it is literally more work today than my job but after Chrissy bitched and complained, how could I not.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Jason Foley is looking forward to baby #3, so much so that he is planning his vasectomy.
2. Martin Luther King changed his name from Michael and that has some people upset.
3. I saw the new Jack Ryan movie - it is a total reboot of the franchise but over all not bad.
4. Brian Folan HATES group texts.
5. John Brewer is living in sin with his lady and working at Stella in the South End.
6. Everyone knows I love burgers, that's my jam, apparently Park in Cambridge has the states best Patty Melt. Ill let ya know when I try it.
7. The dart team lost in the state finals, lets see how they do next year in the C division.
8. Bill Smiddy and Kelly Barker have put in applications to come back to work here.
9. I am going to Philly this weekend, Do you prefer Pats or Genos?
10. Dave and Doe didn't even appreciate their countdown to Boston counter here on the blog. Buncha ingrates.
11. People complaining about having to work on a holiday, when they are getting double time and a half, is absurd to me.
12. Finally took down my Xmas decorations this weekend.
13. If someone changes their eating habits why do other people have to shit on that change?
14. Paw Patrol is just Voltron for little kids but with dogs.
15. Kevin Barbere is back on the radio, 104.5.
16. Samsung Galaxy 5 is coming out in a few months so if you are waiting on a new phone, you will have that and the Iphone 6.
17. Has anyone else been watching True Detectives on HBO? I love Matthew McConaghy's character. I'm convinced that Woody Harrlesons character is the serial killer.
18. Chrissy is mad at his  boss. Guess he is back on the 10:00-6:30 shift.
19. If you have any HVAC needs call Rob 781-234-5120 or Jeffrey 781-223-7285. Ask em for the Drunknothings special - 10% off your first visit.
20. Mark Welch is not ignoring people he has just been run down by the flu.

That is all for this week people.
Stay safe and remember to call me if you have any squares available.

Sorry if there are any errors. I was in a rush.

TMX season review

The Season is over and Tmx is here to give out the final results!!! It has been busy wrapping everything up.

Spending first place money this year is Who's Your favorite New Kid (Donnie D).  A remarkable season in which he traded top wide receiver Josh Gordon and made only 35 dollars worth of transactions!!  New Kid rode often injured Jamal Charles ( hurt 2nd play of playoffs!!) Desean Jackson, Frank Gore and even an off season fantasy wise from Brady to a 27pt victory!! Tmx did make a surprise visit to the New Kid compound but was unable to get in?? Doors bolted and Wilson Philips Hold On For One more day blaring. Weird situation but a winner no the less!! Congrats!!! 

Second place this year and always in the mix for the top spot were the Beach Bums. As mentioned they almost caught New Kid the last week making a huge push with Rodgers and Cobb coming back. Beach Bums per usual were in the Tmx headlines all year with controversy and collusion allegations (none of which were ever proven)!! The nickname ROBFREY was invented this season and Beach Bums set a new transaction record with 180 dollars!! Gotta pay you wanna win people!! Third place this year with a wonderful coaching job in a season full of injuries was DMC. Each week losing a player the red cross unit was able to hang on long enough to finish in the cash. DMC also pulled off a trade of Gordon after he acquired him for top tight end Julius Thomas who immediately got game after the trade!!! Fourth place this year was Setitfgit. The Detroit city all stars led by Stafford, Bush and Megatron were running away with it til the Philly snow game. The high risk-high reward move of taking 3 star Lions almost paid off, once again the city of Philadelphia ruins something that seemed so good. No shock. 

5th place with the steal of the draft Shady Mccoy carrying the squad was Black Dynamite. BD had a good season and always looked primed to make a move but never got over the hump. Black Dynamite's future looks promising as he own future draft picks in next years draft in a controversial rule changing trade made on draft day!!! 6th place was IN Peyton WE Trust who seems to have only trusted Peyton as he was the only star on the team. Peyton put up record breaking numbers but they weren't enough as the team took a dive and never recovered!! 7th place were Slippery Wizards who never climbed higher than 7th and spend many weeks in the basement. The benefactor of Josh Gordon's explosion Slippery Wizards survived losing Foster and Cobb. 8th place was Sflabo who made moves up til the last second to avoid coming in last. Tmx was the first to break Sflabo a long time ADSL member will be leaving this year. The rule changes as well as basic life not allowing to keep up with fantasy have made Sflabo move on. Good luck!!! Beer Bitch this year is Nutsaway. Nutsaway came out of the basement just in time. Brees did his thing and helped keep him out of the dress. Sadly if Nutsaway didnt lose points due to lack of payment he wouldnt be beer bitch! Pay your bills son!! The last place and dress wearer this year is Jerkshots. The healthiest team and inventor of the hammy dance (for those that dont know that is a dance designed to injure an opponents player) came upon some back luck in the final week as his one season injury happened. Tony "Holy" Romo went down and the poor pick up of Tannehill sealed his fate. Tmx expects Jerkshots to come with a legit dress and bring respectability back to last place as the dresses have gotten sloppy and seem like oversized t-shirts. Thanks to ADSL management for running another successful season and study up off season is short!! 

Anyone looking to get in the league can contact ADSL corporate headquarters. TMX out.

(There are rumors that Jason "Big Show" Foley is in talks about taking over SFlabos spot in the league but having just found out his wife is pregnant with his 3rd child. That may be short lived)

Party on

As many people know 2014 has been labelled the year of hope. Here is to hoping for another Patriots Super bowl win.

This is what I learned this weekend - a quick bakers dozen:
1. Sarah really wants Jeffrey to go on another baseball trip, gonna be tough to do when you are trying to jump start a new company.
2. Dry skin is the worst.
3. Almond milk is not bad. It tastes like skim milk.
4. Thanks to everyone who showed up for the Yankee re-gift party. Lots of good (an electric blanket) and bad (a bag full of creamed corn) gift, were swapped around.
5. Ronin has some sort of golf ball sized lump on his throat. So far the vet doesn't know what it is but she prescribed antibiotics in case its an infection.
6. The TMX season ending review is in and I will post that up tomorrow.
7. The WWE is launching a 24/7 wrestling channel for $9.99 a month. You get all the PPVs and classic matches. The issue is its only online.
8. Mario has found a venue for his wedding. Hope you keep next August (2015) opened.
9. In this day and age you can not be mad about any raise.
10. It takes exactly 11 minutes for Jeffrey to get a hair cut. Why he is timing the barber the world may never know.
11. Its still hard to find Miller High Life light anywhere.
12. Speaking of light beers have you  seen Miller Light has gone back to the throw back Lite cans?
13. It is girl scout cookie season. Those little ones are out shilling their cookies at Stop and Shop now.

Congrats

Congrats to the old Laydens pub/Peggy Oniels/South Side Tavern/Heights Boyz dart team on winning the D league dart championship.

Holy BABY Jesus

60 degrees in January. Smiddy and Grillo keep on using the spray deodorant, killing the ozone with CFCs like a mother fucker.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Mario found out that porn stars are people too.
2. I know that the supermarket is a zoo the day before a storm. It could be worse the says after.
3. How the fuck is the mall busier after Christmas than the days leading up to Christmas.
4. Hey Target if I am even exchanging a XL for a 2XL and they are the same price, why are you charging me $4.00? You think people are trying to get receipts for a package of white t shirts?
5. Hair in your ears is no good, shave that shit.
6. Since when did socks get so expensive?
7. I could eat meatloaf every day.
8. Dog food is expensive but when you get a free $58.00 bag you feel like you hit the lottery.
9. Who gets a dog trainer for a dog who is almost 2 years old?
10. Jeffrey loves the term HAM!
11. Rob and Jeffrey are venturing out on their own. They have given their 2 weeks and are starting their own HVAC/Sheet Metal company. It has not been confirmed that it will be called Robfreys HVAC.
12. All these college bowl games have been pretty good. Good old football.
13. Planters has a new Pistachio Lovers blend - Pistachios, Cashews and roasted Almonds. Can't really beat it. Best of all the nuts.
14. MikeyT is looking for some serious OT or a trip to scalp the Indians. Heat pumps ain't cheap kids!
15. Looking for a 10th person to join the fantasy league. Right now Jason Foley is showing some interest but the thought of coming in last and having to wear a dress is scaring him off.
16. Stephen Flaherty has a new in-ground pool going in. Must be nice living in Squantum and keeping up with Jonses.
17. Anyone have any ideas on what is a good affordable snow blower? I feel like I need one even though I dont have all that much to shovel.
18. Ke$ha is in rehab. And you are saying I don't have a chance?
19. Everyone once and a while you need a wasted Saturday of boozing.
20. Ozzie has 5 extra tickets to the Pats game this Saturday. Section 320 row 3 and $150. If you are interested let him know.

Till next week bitches...
I know some of you are waiting on a TMX season wrap up. Hope to have it by Thursday..

Year end

I am not one to make New Years Resolutions but can we all agree that we can try to be a little bit nicer this year? I will try to have more patience, be a bit nicer and try hard not to swear as much. I wish you all well on your resolutions.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. When you see a black guy playing 3 $200 hands of black jack at the casino it may be Ty Law. Just saying.
2. Who needs fancy steaks at Fred and Steve's when you can have all you can eat KFC.
3. Lemon Pepper pork roast is fucking legit and I don't even like lemon flavored things that much.
4. I can understand how people stress out around the holidays, just get drunk. It makes it way easier.
5. How do you feel about January 11th as a Yankee regift swap/Patriots play off party? Sounds good right?
6. In case you didn't notice there is a count down till Dave and Doe come back from Baltimore. They said 2 years TOPS - Count down till December 31, 2015 is on. Only 730 days away.
7. Hey new boots, FUCK YOU!
8. I am surprised that more people don't know how busy the movies are on Christmas.
9. Hey Dunkins your coffee is getting really watered down lately. WHAT THE FUCK!
10. Brian Folan hates text message groups.
11. Everyone once and a while Jeffrey gets on 9 but he can't bounce back the next day.
12. Do not fuck around with Uncle Juicy.
13. Fantasy football is all done, now I can focus on my fantasy hockey team.
14. Screaming 2 and 3  year olds will make you never want to have children ever!

Till next year.

Week 17 PREVIEW

Tmx is here with the Week 17 PREVIEW!! Look this is why we lift all those weights all season!!

It's the final week and everything is on the line!! Tmx realizes a lot of leagues are over, due to uncertainty of players blah blah but this is what fantasy football is all about!! To the other leagues that say "oh no my studs aren't playing what do I do", well why don't you take off bye weeks to?? Get outta here with that!!

Handcuffs, waiver wires and pray that the year of the HAMMY DANCE doesn't get you on the final day!! There's no ALL IGGLES this week its all about what teams need to do; either locked down their spot or move up to get into the money.

 Lets take a look at what we have for week 17.

First place and already spending first place money is Favorite New Kid riding possible fantasy MVP Charles up 88pts on Beach Bums and 113 on DMC. The Beach Bums are in the 2nd spot, the Vegas odd makers had them only 88 pts getting Rodgers back to make the push for the top - Keep your head on a swivel Donny D!! DMC is back 113 and his rag tag red cross unit is trying to hold on and hoping Killah Cam can somehow put up a big game to hold off Setitfgit and the Detroit City all star team he has.  Tmx said it a million times if their is a meaningless game and you can pick one qb to take your team to a boatload of fantasy points that qb is Matt Stafford!! The race for the money is on!!!

Black Dynamite and In Peyton We trust are anchored in at 5 and 6 and both are hoping for big weeks for a 75 dollar payday. The final 4 teams are in the closest battle in the history of ADSL for last place!! TEN POINTS separate Slippery Wizards, Sflabo, Nutsaway and Jerkshots!! Slippery Wizards only prayer is the Muddy Rivers has something to play for at 425 and Mr Garbage time Josh Flash Gordon can carry him out of the bottom!! Sflabo has been working the waiver wire so hard to get out of the dress like a fat girl at the Weymouth prom.

Nutsaway is in the best spot to get out of the bottom with Brees coming off two slow weeks and Lacy  going againt the worst rushing d in modern history!! Jerkshots the healthiest team in ADSL this year had a minor blip with Romo possibly out but with Lynch and several favorable matchups Jerkshots one week stay in the basement looks to be short lived!!


No matter how the season shakes out it will come down to the last week and thats all we ask!! Tmx would like to thank the commish for another wonderful year of keeping the league going.
TMX out.

What do you want for Christmas?

Christmas is in 2 days. I hope that you all have banged out  your shopping lists. Me? I like to bang mine out last minute, so Ill see ya at the mall later today.

This is what I learned this weekend (A quick 12 pack):
1. Shopping at Christmas time gives Eric anxiety.
2. New boots are the shit.
3. Why is it that I have at least 7 pairs of gloves? I mean I only have 1 pair of hands?
4. I stuffed a pork roast with fig, goat cheese, cranberries, scallions and pears then wrapped it all in bacon. Needless to say it was the shit.
5. Why don't they sell cases of beer any more? Its either 6, 12, 18, 30 or 36 pack. I get that its two 12 packs for a case but still.
6. Words with Friends is still my favorite phone game of all time.
7. When you get a hair cut is it normal for the barber to trim your beard? I think its very bizarre.
8. Pure Hockey has tons of hockey equipment but not really any hockey attire.
9. I don't mind Christmas music at all.
10.  It is not my fault that MikeyT is slacking on his TMX reports. He went all team #Iphone and kinda bailed.
11. You cant complain that it snows, then that its icy, then its 60, then we are not going to have a white Christmas. You can not fucking have it both ways!!
12. Tom Kelly goes away for the 1st time in 40 years and gets delayed 3 times then stranded in the NJ airport over night. Needless to say he won't be going away for another 40 years.

I hope that everyone has a nice Christmas.

This is my Christmas Jam:


Kwanzaa starts on Thursday

You missed hockey

The Annual Whitley Street Hockey Classic was this past weekend. We had a smaller showing that normal with Mike And Jason "Axle" Foley (No relations) returning to play. No matter we had a blast, even if we are all banged up. Mikey T won the coveted Rich Peverly MVP award. Hopefully next year we will have a few more guys and we can keep the tradition going.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. I guess strippers have to pay $150 to the club per good shift to work there(cheaper during the day).

2. Jamal Charles are you serious?

3. I guess the kids now a days are doing hate finger banging. Its all the rage(double entendre).

4. Nora Mitchell still has 15 Celtics games for sale. If you are looking for a last minute Christmas gift.

5. Having the Bigshow fall on you does not feel well.

6. The new Hobbit movie is fucking awesome.

7. Some people wilt when the shit hits the fan others thrive. What do you do?

8. Dear Macys thanks for sending me a broken snow globe. You guys are assholes.

9. Hong Kong Dave is now on Pinterest. Yeah you  heard me. He is probably pinning cookie recipes as you read this. I don't even think Chrissy is on Pinterest. Posting little fruit Santa hats for his peeps.

10. Rumor has it Nickerson is making her annual Christmas trip home and yet she hasn't called any of us to make plans for drinks.

11. A bucket of Coors Light is $16 at the Half door and Chrissy is mad.

12. Santander is fun to say. 

13. Sucks to be Breston, this is on the wall at S6 -

14. Who gets a vasectomy before 35 and with no children? One of Chrissy's best friends - Scotty too Hottie!

15. Make sure you check out Bobby Shakes Sports .

16. Booze is an acceptable gift for anyone over the age of 21, even if they are recovering.

17. How do you get shut off  after 5 beers in a 2 1/2 hour period at a strip club?

Till next week you animals.

TMX Week 14 review

AND DOWN THE STRETCH WE COME................ Three weeks left and we have a new leader at the top Who's Your Favorite New Kid with the right stuff this week leaps up 113 points for a tie for the top with Setitfgit who got snowed out by his high powered Detroit offense!! The top 5 are now separated by 50pts no more games people we have ourselves a fight to the finish at the top. The bottom is still tight with Nutsaway inching his way out and after seeing  the 100pt jump made at the top no one at the bottom should feel safe!! Lets get right to the All Iggles:

QB                     MCCOWN                       57PTS                 NUTSAWAY
RB                     MATHEWS                      26PTS                 FAVORITE NEW KID
RB                     REESE                            28PTS                 SFLABO
WR                   STREATER                      27PTS                  SETITFGIT
WR                   COLSTON                        34PTS                 DMC
TE                    CLAY                               25PTS                 NUTSAWAY
D                      CHIEFS                           37PTS                  DMC
K                      FOLK                               14PTS                 SETITFGIT

       



Nutsaway, Seititfgit and Dmc dropping big points on the Iggles this week!! Hate to see 70 plus points on the Dmc bench this late in the season, I'm sure Iggles was making snow angels and smirking in the land of brotherly love. The Iggles team is still getting huge numbers lets hope with playoffs clinched and players resting we can put an end for to the Iggles run. Lets take a look at the players that actually were started this week.

 First place and jumping the 100pts was Favorite New Kid with 181 led by Brady and Charles;  2nd was Peyton We Trust with 159 led by who else but Peyton with 44; Nutsaway despite leaving points on Iggles had 153 led by Brees and newly acquired Rainey; Dmc was in fourth with big games from Forte and Cards d; Black Dynamite came in 5th with Mccoy going off in the snow for a 140 week; Slippery Wizards came in 6th with 118 led by one man team Josh Gordon; Beach Bums rotating qbs came in with 111 as Foles was his leading scorer and traded Mccown led the Iggles; the bottom 3 were Sflabo 103; Jerkshots with a healthy romo 86 and Setitfgit with his worse week this year 67.














Tmx  was tied up with calls this week but will be certain to make the calls next week.

Short week with a big game coming up Thursday that could have alot of implications. 

Good luck, stay away from hammy dances. Tmx out

Congrats

Chrissy and Alison had a baby girl - Harper Rose Macphail (obviously named after Chrissy's favorite athlete Bryce Harper). We all know how Chrissy loves his money so he can write off Harper for the whole year, SUCK IT GOVERNMENT!

This is what I learned  this weekend:
1. Everyone loves babies. I mean everyone.
2. Spilt Milk is having a raffle to raise money for under privileged children on the Cape who need gifts on Christmas.

3. Apparently, it is totally acceptable to bring a 2 year old to an open bar Christmas party.
4. My bathroom is finally done. The glass doors went in on Saturday.
5. MikeyT is now team Iphone!
6. Man lots of shuffling for the annual street hockey game this Saturday. Who is in?
7. Heartburn is a mother fucker.
8. Birthdays always make for free beers. ALWAYS!
9. Mario is having a hard time finding a venue for his wedding. Any suggestions?
10. I guess if you grow a beard people assume its because you jumped on the Red Sox band wagon or you want to be Santa. What about just being lazy people?
11. Why did Bank of America change their ATM cards? All 3 of my cards look the damn same.
12. If you are going to send someone a gift for Christmas, why would you send pears and apples? Who wants that(the apples were delicious by the way)?
13. It is always funny to hear people all of a sudden are interested in the Bruins and want tickets.
14. William J Smiddy works for the IRS now?

Till next week. Stay stachy!