Tuesday Boozeday?

I mean it is tempting, right? Blowing off work and just going day drinking.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Cookout season is upon us - two on the same day. Now thats living!
2. Getting rear ended is the worst.
3. Another year and another successful Dot Day.

                                                             (video by Grillo)

4. Speaking of Dot Day, Congrats to Chrissy to winning the Dot day Bowl off.
5. Is anyone actually watching this NBA Finals?
6. Going out for lunch and sitting at the bar alone is totally normal right?
7. Rob Knudsen a.k.a. as Coach K is on Snap chat.
8. Who wears sweat pants to a bar?
9. Apparently Cambridge voted to change Columbus Day to Indigenous people day.
10. First time in years that Nora Mitchell did not make Dot Day.
11. Can you guess what one of these things didn't happen in a packed bar:
                                    A. Someone whipped their dick out
                                    B. Someone took their tits out.
                                    C. Legit dance off with money involved
                                    D. Random strangers hugging and one kissing the others ones neck
                                    E. Someone complaining about not getting shots FOR OVER 7 HOURS
                                    F. Aliens walked in and obliterated everyone
12. Jeffrey is now on Venmo.
13. Putting little kids bikes together is a bit stressful. Directions say may cause death if you do it wrong. I mean what the fuck bro!
14. I know you were all very worried about my neck. It feels a whole hell of a lot better.
15. Calnan needs to get back to work soon. He is starting to scare me.
16. How many bat shit insane crazy friend do you have to have before you start to think that maybe you are crazy?

Gotta go. Work to do and all.

RIP Prince

One day it is 75 the next 39 gotta love New England.


This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Apparently everyone was a Prince fan?
2. The Paragon Grill has a bomb ass make your own burger set up.
3. I made a cold box/green house for growing hot peppers. Lets hope it works.
4. How does $3 a square foot sound for asphalt driveway?
5. Mustache Pub crawl t shirts are coming in today. If anyone wants one let me know. They are still $20.00 and all the proceeds go to Dana Farber for cancer research.
6. I can not grow grass to save my life.
7. Pretty sure Ronin ran through a hive of ticks.  He had more than 30 on him.
8. I had no idea that Sinead O'connors song Nothing Compares to you was a remake of a Prince song and now I feel foolish.
9. Wait people still make hamburger helper?
10. I can not wait for the day that I don't have to pay a mortgage. That day will be the party of parties.
11. TK would like to make a T shirt that says "Men drink them. Boys count them". Anyone want one of these presale beauties?
12. Have you caught anything on Jeffries new 65 inch TV?
13. Everyone is all of a sudden Celtics fans?
14. Speaking of Celtics anyone up for a trip to Atlanta for game 5 or if it goes to a game 7?
15. Mario is looking for the new painted Woodford Reserve Kentucky Derby bottle if anyone sees it.
16. How are people feeling about Larry Lucchino being inducted into the Red Sox hall of fame?
17.  The Macphails new grass and walk ways will be finished today.
18. Thank God Rio is alright. His brake line snapped on his work dump truck and he almost bought the farm.

Till next week.

Now what

Right after the super bowl is kind of the worst for sports. We have the NBA and hockey kind of running through the motions, baseball spring training starting up and some people are gearing up for golf.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Mario is pretty lucky with squares. I think he hit one 4 years running.
2. Blazing Paddles at Game on is really bright and fun.
3. Chrissy has plenty of beers and food left over from his super bowl party.
4. The ground hog said spring is springing early. Ill believe it when I see it.
5. I think naps are essential on snow days.
6. Is anyone else excited for Lucic's return tonight at the garden?
7. It never fails, that anytime I fall asleep (Pass out) on my couch my back kills the next day.
8. If you mention fucking truck day to me I will punch you in your junk, male or female. Stupidest fucking thing on the planet.
9. Some of you are really pushy waiting for blog updates, huh? I mean everyone knows I don't work the day after the Super bowl. Call it a Derek Holiday.
10. Little kids remember the most obscure things ever.
11. It is pretty sad that I have xmas gifts still at my house that I haven't delivered.
12. Have you seen how small the Celeste pizzas are now?
13. Jeffrey is looking for investors for his buffalo chicken dip condiment company.
14. I still have not yet started up my snow blower. Ha suck it mother nature.
15. More places need to sell MGD!
16. The pizza at Game On is really good. Like surprisingly good.
17. Has anyone heard from Lauren Brady? She was MIA this weekend. Hope she isn't in a dungeon somewhere getting sprayed with a hose.
18. Who are you voting for?

Ok gotta jet. 

Blog Blog Blog

Yes I am back from vacation and no I didn't go anywhere.

This is what I learned this while away:
1. Tattoos on the ribs are not comfy.
2. Fantasy football draft days are always an adventure.
3. Good to see Jason Foley and he is slimmed down nicely.
4. I think I hate Buffalo Wild Wings.
5. Wedding rehearsals are my jam.
6. I have no clue about anything on the North shore, so to tell you I have never been to Beverly is an understatement.
7. Julie Nickerson is back and visiting her old haunts. You can catch her at the Sea Note from time to time.
8. I heard that this winter is going to be as bad as last year and they are already dubbing it Winter Dejavu.
9. Honestly do we need a new and updated Angry Birds 2? There is like 37 different iterations of that game.
10. Drinking along at a bar is not bad. Actually kind of theraputic.
11. Board chicks are nice but our board guy was 100% missed.
12. Chrissy is the king of deep fried turkey! Kid does about 7 a year.
13. CVG always looking for someone to go to the casino with.
14. Pretty sure I am gonna cancel my WWE account. Don't think I need it.
15. Man when was the last time you were stung by a bee? Shit still hurts!
16. When life gives you habeneros, jalapenos, thai chilis and hungarian chilis what do you do? Make a spicy relish!
17. Everyone gets caught up from time to time. You just gotta take a step back and breathe.
18. I need a new phone - M9, Galaxy S 6 edge or team Iphone? Any suggestions.


Sorry it is so short but I am trying to play catch up with work stuff.

Happy MLK day

I know, I know tough loss for the Patriots. Motherfuckers are all types of upset. Can't we just focus on the positives? There is always next year? Now you can root for either Manning or Rah Rah Pete!

I was not going to write this blog today because it is literally more work today than my job but after Chrissy bitched and complained, how could I not.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Jason Foley is looking forward to baby #3, so much so that he is planning his vasectomy.
2. Martin Luther King changed his name from Michael and that has some people upset.
3. I saw the new Jack Ryan movie - it is a total reboot of the franchise but over all not bad.
4. Brian Folan HATES group texts.
5. John Brewer is living in sin with his lady and working at Stella in the South End.
6. Everyone knows I love burgers, that's my jam, apparently Park in Cambridge has the states best Patty Melt. Ill let ya know when I try it.
7. The dart team lost in the state finals, lets see how they do next year in the C division.
8. Bill Smiddy and Kelly Barker have put in applications to come back to work here.
9. I am going to Philly this weekend, Do you prefer Pats or Genos?
10. Dave and Doe didn't even appreciate their countdown to Boston counter here on the blog. Buncha ingrates.
11. People complaining about having to work on a holiday, when they are getting double time and a half, is absurd to me.
12. Finally took down my Xmas decorations this weekend.
13. If someone changes their eating habits why do other people have to shit on that change?
14. Paw Patrol is just Voltron for little kids but with dogs.
15. Kevin Barbere is back on the radio, 104.5.
16. Samsung Galaxy 5 is coming out in a few months so if you are waiting on a new phone, you will have that and the Iphone 6.
17. Has anyone else been watching True Detectives on HBO? I love Matthew McConaghy's character. I'm convinced that Woody Harrlesons character is the serial killer.
18. Chrissy is mad at his  boss. Guess he is back on the 10:00-6:30 shift.
19. If you have any HVAC needs call Rob 781-234-5120 or Jeffrey 781-223-7285. Ask em for the Drunknothings special - 10% off your first visit.
20. Mark Welch is not ignoring people he has just been run down by the flu.

That is all for this week people.
Stay safe and remember to call me if you have any squares available.

Sorry if there are any errors. I was in a rush.

8 weeks

Can you believe there is only 8 weeks left in the year?
I hope to god you all have started your Christmas shopping.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Lauren Brady is partying like a rock star in Seattle.
2. I hate how the winter brings such dry skin.
3. Jeffrey is fighting with his bank to get his money for his house remodel.
4. The salted caramel hot chocolate from Dunks is legit.
5. Fantasy football is insane to me these days.
6. I could probably eat beef stew every day.
7. I really hate painting even more so than I thought.
8. People are talking about this Celtics team and comparing them to this years Red Sox team. RELAX PEOPLE its been 8 games.
9. Why do people feel the need to be rude because they are in a bad mood?
10. The wagon lasted 4 days.
11. I love Thanksgiving; can not wait for turkey.
12. Congrats on Rob and his wife running a half marathon.
13.  Jeffrey is growing his stache for Movember.

14. How come no one ever wants to go out and grab drinks at Buffalo Wild wings?

15. Either you are part of it or you are not:

16. Who gets a bill on Wednesday and then one on Friday saying they will send you to a collection agency? I mean I just got the bill 2 days ago.

17. Not really looking forward to having to change my retirement accounts at work.

18. My wife is the weakest person in America(physically), I don't think she can lift a bag of dog food.

19. Is it wrong to put sweaters on your dogs when you walk them?

20. Make sure your children nap. No one wants to deal with a brat.

Till next week.

Booyah

The year is winding down. There are only 10 weeks left till 2014! I hope that you have all signed up for your Obamacare.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I forgot how watching  only 1 football game sucks.
2. If you cut yourself shaving you can use chapstick to stop the bleeding.
3. The world series generates $9 million per game in additional revenue for local businesses.
4. I have always said I would kill at Supermarket sweep but now the Food network has come out with Guys Grocery games. Total rip off.
5. Mike Flounder Foley has stood up for the old Quincy.
6. Chrissy is afraid to try the Moruga Scorpion Pepper.
7. Heard Jeffrey was living it up over on the Vineyard fishing and drinking. Thanks for the invite.
8. No more name suggestions for the Macphails. They have locked in both their boy and girl names.
9. I tried to watch the Great and Powerful Oz and man was I disappointed, turned it off after 35 minutes.
10. Brothers roast beef in Quincy is legit.
11. Only I could get stung by a wasp while trying to to nail down some roof flashing.
12. I don't think its normal that my barber wouldn't trim my beard because the Sox are in the playoffs.
13. I hate pumpkin flavored everything. There I said it. HATE!
14. I love me some pecan pie.
15. Only assholes say "Hindsight is 20/20". ASSHOLES!
16. Why don't hockey players get individual goal songs? I mean its 2013 they can have everyone's songs queued up ready for a goal. This needs to happen. I need to hear Louie Louie after Erickson scores.
17. Do people actually read this blog(besides Chrissy)?
18. Apparently Supah P is working crazy over time to pay for his daughters college education. FATHER OF THE YEAR CANDIDATE.
19. Is there anything more depressing than getting to work and it is dark out then leaving work and it is still dark out.
20. Welcome back to Massachusetts Christopher Shimkus. The new director of Catering and Convention services at the Boston Park Plaza.

Till next week. I hope the Red Sox can pull this World Series win out.

...and shit

Pretty much if you add AND SHIT to any sentence it instantly makes that sentence 100% better and shit.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Paddy Calnan is indeed his own man. His plane ticket is booked for Atlantic City and he plans on being bombed from the time he is dropped off at the airport till the time he lands back home in Boston. Who is watching him?
2. The state of Wyoming has 2 escalators.
3.Looks like Dalton is the boys name for the Macphails. Just looking for a middle name and a girls name.
4. Apparently Mario is an asshole and has pulled out of buying a house.(at least thats what his real estate lady said)
5. Little kids love slides and they love climbing up them more than sliding down them.
6. Im really glad the older I get the more my father is exactly the same.
7. How did I not know that they made 3 videos for Blurred lines?
8. We all have one friend who makes each and every situation in life about them.
9. Joe Q is selling a 2001 - 32 foot 5th wheeler camper is anyone is interested. he is asking $7500.
10. So what if I play 30 words with friends games at a time. Don't judge me.
11. Do I really have a potty mouth?
12. Anyone need a roommate or know of a cheaper 1 bedroom on the South shore. For a friend.
13. Slaine is playing Friday at the Middle East if anyone wants to go, I am in!
14. I had no clue they have a bus service in Southie that picks people up at their houses and brings them to the bars. I am jealous
15. The Chiefdude has started his tattoo cover up on his leg. Bye bye 1970's trippy wizard.
16. Anyone know anything about replacing ball joints?
17. For some reason my nose is breaking out and I cant be 35 years old having zits on my nose. HELP ME HANK!
18. So what if my 10 day old niece is the size of a 3 month old:

19. How come no one gets together for out door patio drinking anymore? The Barking Crab, Ames Plow, Salty dog, somewhere in marina bay? Come on people.
20. Beef brisket in the crock pot comes out A-OK! Get on it people.

Till next week.

Hockeys officially back

The owners have ratified the CBA and so have the players. Hockey is officially back!!

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. It is a known fact you can do what you want at 25 Poplar rd.
2. Shaun Larry and Chrissy Mac are mortal enemies!
3. If you are malado - do you call yourself half white, half black or straight malado (Or is it malardo).
4. Always a good time when Mike Foley just randomly stops by for a game of Golden tee.
5.The yankee regift swap was a hit. I love my rice cooker.
6. Rio can fuck up a queso dip.
7. When you get an elbow to the face. Immediately put ice on it  no matter what. Even if someone just tells you its just puffy.
8. I had to pay $450 to have the vet tell me that my 2 year old dog can not play or over exert himself excercising. Oh yeah he is 3 lbs over weight. He weighs 128 and should not be over 125.

9. Apparently cosequin  for dogs is all BS. But dont tell that to Jack Hannah
10. Shaun Larry is an angry drunk.
11. Welchie is trying to distance himself from the north shore.
12. That turkey sausage from Dunkin Donuts is crap.
13. Just a man and his slippers:

14. Edward 40 hands is real:

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15. We always should have neighbors like this:

16. To cut the hair or not? That is the question.
17. Just found out about Zorbing. CRAZY!
18. Ruinite is never going to be the same for me.

Hope everyone had a nice weekend. Pats game is on at 6:30 next week.

March

It looks like we are back to normal March weather. Low 40's in the am and then high 50's or low 60's  in the afternoon.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Roxies gets their fish from the Adams Fish Market.
2. Rio is quite the lumberjack. He took down 3 trees in an afternoon.
3. Yard work is a bit more tiring than I remember.
4. I am not trying to turn into a grass guy but I just put some seed down to try and get rid of the ghetto ass crab grass I have.
5. Katie is trying to do bikejoring with Ronin and had a nice lesson this weekend.
6. I tried fish tacos from Margarita's and they weren't bad.
7. For some reason I keep forgetting to order the MPC shirts. I will do that today.
8. I like Scramble with Friends, Words with Friends and Draw Something but they fucking kill my battery.
9. Rumor has it Chrissy is pumped up for Wrestlemania this Sunday night.
10. Its going to cost me $1300 to get gas from the street to my basement. UGGGHH
11. I have not seen the Hunger Games yet, I am waiting on Katie to read it so we can go watch it.
12. Supah P is up for coach of the year in darts, something Foley was never in the running for.
13. Katie's brother, Tim, has started training his mustache with wax...5th year is no joke.
14. My phone screen was all busted and pixilated but it took a nap and is all back up and running.
15. Its funny how the Bruins are playing well and everyone is back on the band wagon, some people asking bout playoff tickets.
16. I am getting sick of eating chicken.

This week dart match is at Pete's Grill in Quincy. That means Shaun Larry you can invite your lady friend and see if she has any friends for Supah P. Stop being so selfish.

Im giddy

I don't know why I am so giddy. Maybe it's people praying to Tebow during SSC or the fact that its Christmas week or my 34th birthday is next Wednesday or that I am heading to the Bruins vs the Habs game tonight but damn it, as Diddy Says, Can't no Body Hold me down!

This is what I learned:
1. What happens at SSC does not stay at SSC; Jeffrey "Dime Bag" Lundrigan is on the prowl.
2. Shaun Larry turned 28 today. Buy him a Pearl Harbor next time you see him.
3. The fat content of chocolate does not raise the level of cholesterol in the human blood stream.
4. A guy wrote a book about him banging a dolphin, No it is not Chrissy. Its called Wet Goddess. Yes I just puked in my mouth a little bit.
5. Rubbing vodka on a jellyfish sting makes the pain stop! What a waste.
6. Sovereign Bank still uses envelopes for ATM deposits.
7. Rio has a 55 inch flat screen and has yet to hook it up.
8. Spring time cleaning in December is highly under rated.
9. Pornography is derived from the Greek word meaning "the writings of prostitutes".
10. Hamburger meat from a single steer will make about 720 quarter pound hamburger patties. Man that makes me hungry.
11. Jeffrey is looking for a blocker for xmas. I already finished my shopping.
12. Stephen Kings " Bag of Bones" on A & E was not all that interesting.
13. The first real cold spell at work sucks.
14. Big Bob got his ring:

Hope everyone has a nice safe drunk Christmas.

This year is cruising

There has been a Shaun Larry sighting. The kid is alive and kicking.

Lets see what I learned this weekend:
1. Homeland on Showtime is pretty badass.
2. The first Tonka truck was made in 1947.
3. Don't fuck with Eddie Pinnette.
4. Pumkin carving is fun for the whole family.
5. The chocolate chip cookie was invented in Whitman mass in 1933.
6. Franklin goes in for surgery tomorrow. Good luck Frank!
7. Good times remembering the Harbor Light mall this weekend.
8. Who starts a conversation asking what someone voted for? Kinda rude right?
9. Always funny when someone shows their ass, especially on TV at night.
10. Rumors are a plenty that Gunnah, Phelpsy and Rob will be at this years hockey game.
11. I think whoopie pies are the shit and actually under rated.
12. Margaritas is a cougar haven and the food aint half bad.
13. Its time to switch from iced coffee to regular hot coffee.
14. One of my favorite things about peoples weddings is buying a new tie for my suit.
15. The 11th Annual Harvest Moon Mixer is coming in November.
16. Im in the market for a rug steam cleaner. Anyone have any suggestions?
17. Lots of people texting  me about when the 1st episode of The Chuckie and Chrissys show will be up on the blog. I don't know when those 2 clowns will get back together.
18. Hopefully everything works out for the Skza!

Here is to the nice fall weather, oh and raking up a shit ton of leaves.

Monday Monday Monday

I love this weather. I wish it was 55-72 year round. Rolling in jeans, t-shirts and sweat shirts 24/7.

Lets see what could I of learned this weekend:
1. Someone told me - You see a Folan you punch a Folan.
2. Jambalaya is not for me. Maybe I didn't make it spicy enough. I just didn't get it.
3. Raking leaves blows.
4. Windy City Eats is legit.
5. The Fours in Quincy is still the Thursday night spot. They still got bomb ass beef stew.
6. The Braintree dump is nasty and gross and just plain disgusting.
7. I think that Stop & Shop may have better steak tips than Roxies.
8. I love the Sunday Supper club. You never know who is going to show up.
9. The new Bruins $5 tickets are better than the old $2 tickets. I have won more than I have lost on them.
10. Forgetting to properly fill out your football card properly is embarrassing and sucky all rolled into one. How could I forget to fill out the stub?
11. We need more Marylou's News! ASAP!
12. Breakfast should never be $26.00 for 2 people unless its some sort of all you can eat brunch. French toast and an omlette with a juice and hot chocolate - I THINK NOT.
13. Nathan Horton is the real deal.

Have a nice week. Hope to see some of you at the Bruins game this Thursday.
R.I.P team Iggles. It was a nice run. You can always GM for MFNMP.