Thursday, September 4, 2008
If you know me then you know I am infatuated with Mustaches, Mullets and Midgets. I also love me some cake. Name me a fat kid who doesn't want a fat piece of heaven? But this is the best of both worlds...a cake with a mustache.
Now I don't know who Emma is but any bitch who wants a Tom Selleck cake is fucking Bad Ass by me!! TOM SELLECK, MR. MAGNUMN P.I., MR KING OF THE STACHE!!! Remember when you were little and everyone wanted the piece of cake with the rose on it?? Well do you fight over who is getting the piece with the chest hair or the piece with the stache? What piece would you want to eat? I am kind of pissed that I wasn't invited to this party. I would of even shaved my stache in for it. HAIRY BIRTHDAY TO EMMA AND TO ALL OF YOU!!