Thursday, November 15, 2012

TMX Week 10


Tmx week 10 ERIC LINDROS edition is here!!


Live from the SSSC!! This week with Ronin limping around we had fine food, Octobox, POINT FIVE chants and a special visit from Mr. Kraemer who brought with him growlers!!  Week 10 saw concussion and more concussions for qbs across the league and fragile Freddy Jackson!! Big Ben also went down and it prompted  Unicorns to trade Shady Mccoy  this time to MFN for Rivers and Bjge who was cut by Unicorns just a week ago! Villenz continues to hold onto first and the top 5 teams are separated by 100 while the bottom 5 separated by 40! There are just 7 weeks left and the races are on. The trade deadline is approaching and this season has proven that trades equal scoring!! Put your deal together and make it happen and now onto the review!
Second place this week goes to MFN who has made the move out of the basement and with the new trade is looking to distance themselves. The manager of the year award could be heading home to MFN, last team to draft a qb has somehow managed to trade two qbs for rb depth!! Thanks this week to Rivers and Jimmy Graham but the shank goes to Forte who didnt produce and may be in a rb battle if Fjax comes back healthy!! Third place this week was the Jerkshots who without Welch continue to stay in the mix and work the waiver wire something the Jerks seldom did in the past due to budgetary constraints. The thanks this week is waiver pickup Cowboys D and like Tmx questioned last week V.Davis picked up another shank while the benched tight end led their team? Tmx can just offer help cant force you to use it!!!!! Fourth place this week was White Unicorn. The busiest team in the league made another move and is trying to climb away from the basement. Red  hot Megatron gets the thank while Witten getting back to back shanks! No way Witten can continue to not pay dividends so White Unicorn with new leader Rivers should keep climbing. Fifth place this week was Nutsaway who slipped into last for the season. Nutsaway dropped over a 100 despite starting a rb who was ruled out before the week started!! Thanks to Stafford and Ravens d who stepped up but the shank goes to DMC who didnt tell ownership to bench him? Wait can you get shanked for that? Sixth place this week went to Sflabohfrw who is still in the money and making moves to stay there. The thanks go to Beastmode and Thomas who continue to produce but Cam let the team down with a bad outing and he gets shanked. The Seventh place team was Black Dynamite who was led once again by AP who looks like a steal of a trade so far. Ryan Mathews is getting shanked again and continues to underperform.  The eighth place team was Villenz who got the usual great games from Manning and Foster who get the thanks but R. Bush may have found his way to the bench not only in Miami but also in ADSL with a big shank this week. The 9th place team is DTF who can thank his kicker Blair Walsh and top wr Marshall for showing up but Mike Vick if your not still seeing double you're getting shanked. The bye week replacement didnt come through for DTF. The off week set him back but he still has a shot at the money spots!! The last place team and biggest faller is last years champions Slippery Wizards. He can thank Roddy White but the rbs can get shanked as well as Brady who is barely outproducing his backup Freeman. The Wizards are sinking fast and better head to the Wizard tree and try and fix this or they may be dress shopping!!

The advice TMX has for Slippery Wizards is a team meeting and a possible upgrade at rb through the wire or trades. Wr's are their strong point right now may wanna move one or move Hernandez. The winner this week was Beachbums who rode the Ryan-Gonzalez connection they get thanks as well as CJ who may be back to his old form Eric Decker 2pts will get you shanked everyday all day. Now on to the ALL IGGLES


QB-    Flacco            40pts             Beachbums
RB-    SJax               24pts             White Unicorn
RB-    J.Charles         21pts             Beachbums
WR-   C.Shorts          24pts             White Unicorn
WR-   Amendola        20.5pts           Sflabo
TE-    Olsen               31.5pts          Jerkshots
K-      Prater               11pts            White Unicorn
D-      Broncos             36pts            Black Dynamite

  The Iggles coming off a two game losing streak responded this week with 208pts!! Wow angry Iggles coming out strong. Beachbums and White Unicorn were big helps in the big week for Iggles. The irony of Iggles coming up huge on the Eric Lindros edition of Tmx review! There are 7 weeks left plenty of time to make moves in the standings and the trading deadline approaches and the byes are finishing up so its go time!! Good luck this week. TMX OUT.


Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Lets get it done

I am starting it off with a bang.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Chrissy does not hold grudges but he does plan to get even, in the naked way!
2. For some reason the past 3 days I have gotten home from work all I wanted to do is sleep.
3. No matter who makes a trade in your fantasy league others will always hate and question it.
4. Since there is no Bruins so far this year people are loading up on Celtics games.
5. Has anyone heard from Welchie? Heard he is running around with Smiddy on the N shore!
6. Mario is still looking for a house. Anyone have any leads in the Revere/Tewksbury area?
7. Why do people with beards have a need to chat with me? Just because we have beards bro don't make us friends.
8. Some people liked my post yesterday others gave me shit for not doing things I learned. Get over it. If you want to post on the blog let me know. I will set you up with a user name and password. Other wise get over it.
9. When I take Ronin for his hour plus walks I leave my phone at home. Sometimes silence is golden.
10. In North Carolina, it is illegal to kill more than 4 turtles in your life time. Watch out Ninja turtles.
11. There is a study being conducted that basically says money and drugs fire off the same thing in your brain.
12. Kangaroos hop because they can not move their legs independently.
13. Sheyla Hershey holds the record for the largest boobs in the world, she wears a size 38KKK bra.
14. I love Papa Ginos but 2 large cheese pizzas should not cost $25.00.

That's all I have in me today.


Monday, November 12, 2012

Veterans Day

In honor of Veterans day I am not blogging today. Get off you asses and do something today. Hug a Vet, buy them a beer and enjoy the day.


Tuesday, November 6, 2012

TMX week 9 review


Tmx week 9 review is here!! 

This week we had a many great performances but none greater than Doug Martin the guy DTF starts due to the bye weeks going OFF for 58pts!! I think he may have just broke another, while Tmx was reporting. The Villenz continue to get balanced scoring and were also recently voted most hated owner by a pool of Tmx readers. I'm sure he's not bothered as he is starting to walk away with the league and preparing for the biggest wedding ever!! Drunknothings blog is now paying Tmx to write the review but contrary to his promise of a six pack Tmx writers were handed 40oz and brown bags and told of budget cuts. C'est la vie!!In response to the payment Tmx will introduce the thank 'em and shank 'em to each team. 

This weeks second place team was the balanced Villenz getting 3 guys over 20. Thank 'em goes to the bears d who got 30 and have done it all and year. His team is so good we went to the bench to shank 'em and he should shank Palmer for putting up a 40 burger on the bench!! The third place team this week was Sflabo who is red hot with over 300pts the past two weeks. He's thanking his waiver wire pickups Gresham and Redman who had great weeks. Get the shank out for Denarius Thomas who barely got double digits. The fourth place team this week Slippery Wizards who also went to the waivers for his thank 'em as the Chargers D put up 29pts. Wizards need two shanks to take out both of the rbs who COMBINED for 11pts. Black Dynamite finished 5th and  has a full fledged Qb controversy as Luck and Romo are going back and forth leading scoring on the bench. Thank AP for another great game and shank Ryan Mathews who is disappointing at best with 7pts in a blowout. The 6th place team was White Unicorn who made a trade that saw Marshall go off for 39pts; another trade that led to a breakout week for the player traded. Thank Megatron for showing up but shank newly aquired Witten who couldnt break double digits while the guy traded for got 20!! Easy on the Witten shank guys is coming off a ruptured spleen! Seventh for the week is Jerkshots who are slowing down after a fast start. Thank the recently traded for Michael Turner who came through but shank the qb-wr combo of Brees and Colston who have led your team for having and off week! The Beachbums can thank Mikel Leshoure for his big day but like Jerks the Ryan-Gonzalez combo let them down majorly as well!! The Beachbums are not standing pat as they are offering major trades around the league to leap into the money! 

The 9th place team is MFN Matt Forte came through and deserves a thank 'em but Hakeem Nicks looks like hes already been shanked finishing with 1.5 for a top wr that is not acceptable. This weeks last place team was Nutsaway. Once again trick or treat Stafford let them down with a weak 11pts. He can thank Cobb who did come through. Tmx made a call to the owner of Nutsaway but the phone is disconnected????? Tmx will point out that the top two running backs for Nutsaway Mjd and Dmc are both out so the move that needs to be made is through the waivers or to make a trade. Maybe start Schaub and move Stafford but either way a move is a must as they are starting to head to the basement!! 

This weeks winner was DTF. DTF had a monster performance from Doug Martin and Brandon Marshall!! They had the record week in sight if Jordy Nelson didnt drop a zero on them. Tmx made a call to DTF star Doug Martin. Hey Doug its Tmx how are you? " Tmx? like THE TMX? The fantasy football reporting joint? oh man you made my day. I'm happy to help DTF win I know he only starts me in bye weeks rumors were spreading and I wanted to come through" Well you really came through great job. " Thanks Tmx oh and that garbage about me not being able to run without the injured lineman? yeah how'd that work out? Peace out Tmx love your stuff".

 Wow what a week and now onto the All Iggles coming off a humiliating loss last week!!

QB-                C.Palmer              40pts                      Villenz
RB-                 C.J                      25pts                       Beachbums
RB-                 J. Bell                  17.5pts                    DTF
WR-                E. Decker             25pts                      Beachbums
WR-                J.Jones                14pts                      DTF
TE-                 B.Myers                21pts                     DTF
D-                   Texans                 13pts                     Villenz
K-                   A. Vinitari              11pts                     Jerkshots


The All Iggles total? 153.5!! Back to Back losses for the Iggles!! This is a Tmx first and may even push the old Iggles ownership back into the league!! Villenz, Beachbums and DTF loaded up the all Iggles this week but it wasn't enough! Great work by the owners leaving the benches with little or no points!! We are heading full steam into the second half and there is a lot of ground to be made up and a lot of deals have impacted teams so the trade and waiver wire are ways to make up ground!!

Good luck this week and lets hope for no injuries!! TMX out.

Monday, November 5, 2012

Election day

I am not here to talk politics or anything like that. I am just reminding you that no matter what you believe in or who you vote for, it is your right to vote. If you do not vote then you should not be bitching about what is going on.  That's all I have to say about that.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Chrissy just added this to his collection(JEALOUS MUCH):
2. It is believed that Mikey Layden may be on a BCS panel. Kid loves his college ball.
3. I guess you celebrate losing by tossing up 4's at the crowd.
4. Cheeseburger soup does not sound appealing at all.
5. Working 3-8 on a Saturday kind of messes up your whole day.
6. Little kids are so funny. They just don't have any cares.
7. Supah P tossing out $100 bills for Shaun Larry to get lap dances. Classy!!
8. I watch lots of dumb movies but Ghost Rider 2 could be the worst movie ever made.
9. Is there anything more annoying then when something doesnt record correctly on your DVR(Unless you still use a VCR).
10. Is it just a Dorchester thing to call Irish guys turkeys?
11. Chrissy and I are going on a man date, No HOMO!
12. Dogs do not like to be stared at. 
13. How long would a guys hair have to be to get corn rows? Just asking for a friend.
14. Everyone has that friend that you dont see or talk too but when you get together its like no time has passed.
15. I can not stress how much I HATE THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!!
16. No Tank tops for these muffin tops.

Till next week ya mofuckers!


Thursday, November 1, 2012

Week 8 recap


(Ed. Note - it is hard to get someone to post on this blog every week, for free. So now I am paying TMX a 6 pack a week, of top flight beer to keep up with his posts - anyone else interested let me know. We pay in beers, booze and Butts)

Week 8 is  in the books and TMX is here with the recap!!! The bye weeks were in full swing and the basement is rocking with several teams banging on the door to get in!! 100 pts separate the top 5 teams and just 26 separate teams 6-10!! The races are as tight as they have been in years and the right plays are crucial going forward. All Iggles are feeling the effect as for the first time in a long time the overall leader beat the All Iggles, pretty sure All Iggles just cursed and maybe did a hammy dance but he will get his points I'm sure!! 

Nutsaway finally got the performance he expected from Stafford and finished 2nd for the week and is making his move as he always does. DTF got a 38.5 from Martin and finished 3rd for the week and then made a puzzling trade for TMX  favorite Mike Vick!!  Dillonz Villenz not only is preparing for the Royal Wedding this month but with a fourth placefinish this week riding possible fantasy mvp Manning is in first overall. The fifth place team this week was Slippery Wizards who got a 40 burger from Brady but once again sat the wrong rb as sproles outscored both the rbs he played.

 MFN is being led by Percy Harvin and as much as we love Percy he cant carry a team by himself!! White Unicorn finished 7th as shady led his team with 19.5. White Unicorn again made a trade this time securing Big Ben and Witten for Vick and Marshall this could lead him to the top! Black Dynomite was 8th with AP continuing to lead the team and surprise many with his comeback from ACL. Jerkshots finished 9th with a rare off week as the Niners on the team let him down wondering if they will make a move? The last place team this week was Beachbums. The beachbums are in 5th and in striking distance and rumors are going around that he is in his bunker looking to swing a deal!! The first place team this week was Sflabo Home for rehabilitated wizards who finished with 169.5!! Sflabo was lead by 6 players over 20 and is making his move to distance himself from the basement!! Due to the holiday and many stars out trick or treating Tmx could not make calls to players responsible for the first place team and last! On to the All Iggles

QB- J. Freeman               28pts            Slippery Wizards
RB- D. Sproles                14.5pts          Slippery Wizards
RB- R. Jennings               12 pts            Nutsaway
WR- S. Smith                  19.5pts          Black Dynamite
WR- D. Bryant                  17.5pts          Sflabo
TE-  J. Witten                   30pts            DTF
K-    M. Bryant                  12pts            MFN
D-    Dolphins                    22pts           MFN


The All Iggles total was 155.5 losing to Sflabo who scored 169.5!! Tmx called the former owner of All Iggles and the conversation went like this. Hey its TMX your super team lost this week hows it feel? " who is this and how did you find me? BARK BARK BARK BARK click" TMX made an executive decision and ended the call as whatever kind of animal that was on the other end didn't sound happy. Whoa close one!! Well sorry for the delay but games are tonight and the 2nd half of the season is starting so lets hope the injury bug is over and we can have a strong finish!! Tmx OUT.

Monday, October 29, 2012

Busy Busy Busy

Busy times grabbing booze and beers for this damn storm. Sorry for the delay in posting. I am sure you guys are dealing with the liquor stores running low on beers too.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People didn't watch the World Series but they know that Taco Bell is giving away free Doritos Locos tacos because of a steal during the game.
2. Hippos milk is pink. WHAT?
3. The 1st TV toy commercial to air on Tv  was in 1946 for Mr. potato head.
4. Lots of young people are leaning towards voting for Romney.
5. Chrissy put a hurting on the nachos at Toby Keith's bar:


6. I have a tendency to not remember things when I drinking without eating anything.
7. I appreciate all the people offering a place for me to stay when we flood out.
8. Rob Knudsen is already making up excuses for not making the annual hockey game in December.
9. Julian is ready for Movember:
10. Congrats to my brother on 2 years of being sober.
11. People get crazy at the supermarket when there is an impending storm. I MEAN CRAZY!
12. If you want/need updates from National Grid text "storm" to 64743.
13. Jeffrey is accepting all donations to keep a mustache for MOVEMEBER. All $$ raised will be donated to Dana Farber.
14. That new Domino's Pan pizza is heavy. I put down 4 slices and felt like I had eaten 2 whole pizzas.
15. I could probably eat beef stew every day.
16. My wife has let our 140 lb dog sleep in our bed all of a sudden. Do you know what kind of pain this causes me?
17. Who is making Shaun Larry's bachelor party this Saturday?
18. I don't know what the rules are but I am pretty sure you can't get in trouble for checking out a chick at a Halloween party. I mean you gotta try and verify how accurate the costume is.
19. People want to know when Supah P and Chrissy are going to start their mustaches for the pub crawl.
20. Big Congrats to Supah P for 1. leading the dart to 1st place so far this year and 2. for buying a house in Pembroke.

Till Next Week

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

TMX week 7


Tmx week 7 review is here!!

 Week 7 was a wild week but that's no surprise the whole season has been pretty unpredictable. The major breaking news was Jerkshots dumping their once proud GM due to lack of involvement, this came as no real shocker as he didn't even bother to attend the draft and its seems as if Jerkshots is doing fine without him, looking for their first ever championship. The week also featured 4 players putting up ZEROS for their teams somewhere the All Iggles smirk. Villenz continues to pull off a week in and week out good plays - this week Vincent Jackson going for over 200yds rec and that landed them in 2nd place for the week and is still hanging on to the top spot with Mannings bye over. DTF is riding the Rodgers - Nelson connection and is far removed from the basement and making a move to get to the money!!  Black Dynamite finished fourth for the week and is fourth overall. The AP for Ray Rice trade may decide where these two teams finish!! White Unicorn continues to push forward despite what looks like a Mega-disappointment from Calvin Johnson so far this season. (Tmx writers worked all week on that line hope its not over the readers heads). 
The Jerkshots  with Brees  overcame zeros from TWO of their starters to finish in 6th and get over 100pts for the week!! The team is loaded and was voted healthiest team in the league, they are in 2nd with all eyes on the top spot. MFN came in 7th week and was another member of team zero as he got zero from the tight end but RG3 continues to play at an MVP pace. The Slippery Wizards finished 8th for the week and continue to see their number one pick Tom Brady be outplayed by other teams back up qbs; how long before the trade winds swing his way? Sflabo came in 9th place and is lucky to end up there getting a total of 4.5pts from the wr spot!! Nutsaway is the last place team this week. Nutsaway had MJD go down with an injury and join team zero but also had his whole bench make the All Iggles a first in ADSL!! 

The TMX advice is obvious. Hire former Iggles owner or simply use his Costanza approach!! As a rule TMX believes if you pick up a player you start him so starting Cobb should have been a no brainer and the rest of your team would know you mean business.
 TMX suggests  Nutsaway send that team some sort of message before they take over the year and your having Rent-a-Center furnish the basement!! Your track record in this league shows you can make the adjustment TMX has faith. The winner this week was perennial favorite Beachbums who in a bye week and riding CJ pulled off the win. Beachbums is now in the money and has his big bye week behind him we made a call to the GM and this is the actual conversation. Hey Beachbums its Tmx great win in the bye week hows it going? " Hey tmx you caught me at a bad time I'm in my war-room going over trades and waiver wire moves I appreciate you calling but I have no comment just happy to win" Well ok typical beachbums answer good luck the rest of the way. Tmx then made a call to Tmx favorite Chris Johnson. Hey Cj its Tmx what good? "Tm-motherfucking-x how you be? Dont call it a comeback! Told you I"m the best now I showed you I'm the best!! Feels so good" Uhhm Cj you've been kind of a disappointment for two years dont you think you're taking this a little far? " Yo Tmx you're my dudes but I dont need this negativity I'm meeting Pacman at a club gonna make it rain. If you show up bring an umbrella #cjsback OUT" Wow well there you have it if he plays like he talks Beachbums may rise to the stop. 

Now onto the All Iggles:
 
QB- M. Schaub                    22               Nutsaway
RB-  L.Stephens-Howling      27               Jerkshots
RB-  R. Jennings                  18.5             Nutsaway
WR- R. Cobb                       25                Nutsaway
WR-  A. Brown                    13.5             MFN
TE - Heath Miller                 16                DTF
K    Bailey                          13                Nutsaway
D-  Texans                        24                 Villenz
 
 
            The All Iggles came in with 159 and 78.5 of those came from Nutsaway!! The rest of Nutsaways team was on a bye meaning every bench player made the team. Now everyone knows the Iggles and Voodoo man had a decent relationship but my goodness!! This is a first and hopefully a last before TMX is going to have to look into some collusion charges!! The trade deadline is approaching and the top 4 are under 100pts and the bottom is even closer with 5- basement separated by only 37pts!! Time to make the right moves and look to upgrade your team!! Good luck in week 8 and hope there are no team zero members in your lineups!! 

Stay healthy TMX OUT.

Monday, October 22, 2012

Movember is coming

I hope that everyone had a nice relaxing weekend. I know I did, Jeffrey and Ronin did too:


This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The Jack O'Lantern Spectacular is a shit show. It was purely chaotic. It
2. The US government stop using actual silver in quarters in 1964. There is also 1/4th of a troy oz in a quarter. So basically 4 quarters from 1964 or before are worth the going rate of silver, which is $32.14 at this point in time.
3. Supah P has an accepted offer to buy a house in Pembroke. Chrissy it looks like you have a new drinking buddy.
4. I think I am going to dress up as Frankenstein for Julian's 1st Bday party this Saturday.
5. It's sad to think that Thanksgiving is only a month away.
6. The annual street hockey game is December 15th at noon. Hope you can make it.
7. While I was at Stop and Shop yesterday they made an announcement that their system was down and they can only accept cash. You honestly would of thought it was the end of the world.
8. I was surprised that they have drink specials in Rhode Island. Probably because we don't have it here in Mass.
9. When you tell people you are getting a new tattoo, you should probably tell them its a half sleeve. That way they wont be surprised at the size of it.(I will post pictures of it after all 3 sessions are complete).
10. Chrissy is working only 1 Saturday night a month at CVS. This way he can keep his discount.
11. I don't really understand the Red Sox signing John Farrell. He is the same old same. Why not someone new like Brad Ausmus.
12. Hopefully this will be the last week that Ronin will have to take it easy with his walks. He still has a little hitch in his giddyup.
13. I have no idea how people drink the Mike Hard Lemonades. It taste like liquid jolly ranchers and gives ya heart burn.
14. Aquaphor is legit for your skin.
15. Is anyone as excited as me that Angry Birds Star Wars is coming out.
16. I stumbled upon this TV show Hillbilly Blood a Hard scrabble life.  I really can't figure out if I like it or not.
17. Jeffrey is telling people that he looks like George Clooney now that he has gray hairs coming in.
18. Make sure you buy MikeyT a beer and congrats on his engagement. Yes, he is officially off the market.
19. The worst part of getting a new tattoo is planning your next tattoo with the tattoo artist before your current tattoo is even part way finished.
20. Katie doesn't really drink but she loves Cape Cod Blonde Ale.
21. At Jeb's pig roast they were passing out homemade french fries in a bag. I thought they were Chicharrones. I mean pig roast + deep fried pork skin = match made in heaven. I was shocked that they sell them in a bag.

22. These guys seem happy, which makes me think NHL hockey isn't coming any time soon:


Till next week mofuckers!

Friday, October 19, 2012

TMX never sleeps...

(Ed. Note - this was sent to me Wednesday night but I wasn't near a computer so thats why It posted 2 days late).
 
Tmx is here with the week 6 review!! The bye weeks are  here and the waiver wire is on a crazy record pace 
(this means bonus beer money at the draft so keep making moves people!!) This week also set a new most points for the week record, DTF playing 3 Packers won the week with a whopping 188.5 pt week!!
 
 
The league leader VIllenz is up only 160pts on the team in the basement and only 25 points separate the fifth place team from the last so the basement could see a new tenant each week!! Mfn came in second this week with a big bounce back from RG3 just shaking off a concussion for 41pts!! Villenz continues to make the right plays and had Manning lead him to third place and remains true to his name by refusing to trade a qb and just dropping Philip Rivers! 
 White Unicorn looks to be turning the corner as Vick and Megatron put up superstar numbers and he took 4th for the week. Nutsaway had a rough week from his stars but still got over 100pts and is in the mix as usual. Slippery Wizards coming of a record low week was able to bounce back riding his running backs and Tom Brady. Black Dynamite is getting big numbers from Welker but rookie Luck let the team down and they came in 7th. Jerkshots felt the bye week worse as they tried to ride the Niners Smith, Davis and Gore who could only muster 19 points combined!! Sflabo had a rough week but Jets d was able to keep them out of last!! The last place team was perennial winner beachbums who finished with 69.5. Beachbums in a typical power move immediately cut the backup quarterback who outperformed everyone on his team!! Talk about sending a message!!! The first place team this week was DTF who started 3 Packers and had Rodgers and Jordy outscore 4 teams with just those two players and climbed out of the basement and into the money!! 
One of the move impressive performances in ADSL history!! 
 
Now onto the all Iggles
 
QB- Dalton            30pts              Beachbums
RB- S. Greene        39pts              Black Dynamite
RB- C.Johnson        13pt               Beach Bums
WR D. Bryant        27.5                Sflabo
WR- J. Maclin         27pt                Nutsaway
TE- A.Gates           23pts              Nutsaway
D-   Broncos           32pts              Black Dynamite
K-   J.Hanson          14pts              Black Dynamite



  The All Iggles finished with 205.5 if there ever was a week to beat them it was this week with DTF getting 188 and all the players on bye weeks!! The irony is a known non-Iggles supported going back to the Iggles-stein Accounting days was the biggest supporter this week!! Tmx was following other developements this week and was unable to make any calls to the winners and losers, for that we apologize be back next week. Painful Thursday action this week per usual so get your players in. The SSSC is alive and well and was working through a concussion dance and a wounded lead security Ronin. Hope no injuries this week! TMX out

Monday, October 15, 2012

Just when

Just when I thought winter was here, mother nature sends us a couple of 75 degree days. I am not complaining just stating how awesome it is.


This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Coops no longer shows the UFC fights; so I no longer have a need to go there.
2. Chrissy voted for Obama last election but is voting for Mitt this time around.
3. I am still amazed at the cost of razor blades. I had to buy 20 blades for $40 at BJs. I miss the days of Mario's hook up.
4. Is there anything more annoying than someone who tries to top each and every story they hear? Yeah well I write for 2 blogs...
5. There is never a wrong time to throw out the MikeG gang sign.
6. Cash is ALWAYS king, baby!
7. It has been a while since I watched an UFC fight and I forgot how much I enjoyed it.
8. TK is trying to get a group together to go to the DUNK and catch a Providence Bruins game and maybe hit up a few strip clubs.
9. Chrissy eats jalapenos like most people snack on carrots.
10. The quad box is legit but the NFL RedZone was crap yesterday for the 4 o'clock games. How much $$$$$$ did you have on the games Hanson?

11. I think stuffed peppers are under rated.
12. How am I just finding out about iced caramel machiatos from Starbucks? Those things are LEGIT!
13. The Polynesian sauce from Chick-Fil-A is fucking weirdly gross.
14. When you put all your lawn furniture away your garage fills up really quickly.
15. Apparently, the oil tank removal business is booming. The guy who removed mine said he is doing 15-20 a week.
16. My dog refuses to let his hurt paw heal. Everytime he starts walking without a limp he re-aggravates it by running like a mad man.
17. I realized that I have had my Red Sox hat since 2007 and that could be the reason why it smells like a hobo's ass.
18. I found out that Lauren Brady is still single and ready to mingle AND she was not kid napped. She just doesn't have the same commitment to Words with friends as I do.

That is all for now.

Friday, October 12, 2012

TMX week 5 review

The late Tmx week 5 review is in!!

This review will be brief due to the fact that a virus infected the Tmx mainframe computer and our techies have been working around the clock to pinpoint the virus (JERKSHOTS LOOKING AT YOU).

This week ADSL saw the highest total of the week 173 as well as a new weekly low 66.5!! There were big names traded as AP and Ray Rice swapped teams as well as Fred Jackson Brown and Fitzy coming over for Eli Sjax and mother beating Dez Bryant!! The previous seasons have not seen trading like this as teams try to close the gap to the top!! Villenz continues to remain consistent led again by Foster and finished 2nd for the week. Sflabo riding newly aquired Eli and a balanced attack of four guys over 20 plus points finished in 3rd place. Beachbums is fighting to remain up with the leaders but Andre Johnson coming in with 1.5 hurt his cause, luckily Matty Ice found his tight end Gonzo to keep him in 4th for the week and 3rd overall. Black Dynomite finally got a big game from Welker and his new lineup handled the bye week with Andrew Luck dropping 37 points. Nutsaway had bye week issues but Victor Cruz 25.5 carried him to 6th this week. White Unicorn is still trying to piece his team back together after trading off Jamal Charles. He rode Shady, Ponder and Marshall to 7th place for the week and is one of many fighting to stay out of the basement. Dtf fighting to get out of the basement had Rice perform for him in his first week and Rodgers looks to be coming around. I'm hearing he's ordered a moving company to swing by the basement!!!
MFN took another tough injury as his qb went down the week after he traded Eli fortunately Percy Harvin saved the day. The last place team this week was Slippery Wizards who set a new weekly low. Instead of calling players or management Tmx is going to offer advice this week. Slippery Wizards quit using the ouiji board or coin your flipping or even whoever you ask for help because you have players on the bench outscoring starters!! The best thing that happened to you is Cedric Benson going down cuz now you dont have to decide who to start!! Sadly your two rbs going up against the 1st and 3rd ranked run defense isnt going to offer you relief!! Stay in the game Wizards!! The first place team was Jerkshots who has the season high 173. The management team at Jerkshots (or Jerkoffs as some in the league call them) continues to have a team wide anti-tmx stance and were not available for comment.

Congrats anyway Jerkshots!! Now onto the All Iggles:


QB- A. Smith 39pts Jerkshots
RB A. Bradshaw 34pts Slippery Wizards
RB- A. Morris 18.5pts Slippery Wizards
WR- R. Wayne 38.5 pts Jerkshots
WR- Meacham 19.5pts Black Dynomite
TE- K. Rudolph 10pts Mfn
K- P. Dawson 9pts Villenz
DEF- Bears 31pts Villenz


Jerkshots, Villenz and Slippery Wizards lead the Iggles to 190.5!! This could have been the week a team beat the all Iggles if one of those three teams played the right guys. Cant blame Jerkshots or Villenz as they finished one and two for the week so Slippery we are staring right at you for giving the Iggles the win and making the Iggles former owner smirk. Well as of posting the thursday game would have probably taken place sorry for the late review but the ram, rom and mainframe are back up and running (these are techie terms) Good luck this week and good health to all. Tmx out. See ya at Sunday Supper Club.

Monday, October 8, 2012

Who doesn't love Fall

I am already sick of people bitching about it being too cold. This is fucking New England - we have 4 season so if you don't like Fall or Winter FUCKING MOVE BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alright now that I got that out of the way lets see what I learned this weekend:

1. Chrissy is undecided on quitting CVS Saturday over nights. He is leaning towards staying.
2. Ronin likes homemade tomato soup.
3. Welchie is rocking 3 jobs. Reminds me of In Living Color:

4. I am basically a black cloud for any players in  Fantasy football.
5. I prefer a black pen to a blue pen(I figured this out at 3:30 in the morning Saturday night).
6. This has been one of the better seasons for college football.
7. MikeyT has a lock of the week every week. I hope you guys are on that text message. I am already up $720 for the football season.
8. Chinese food always tastes better at the restaurant than with take out.
9. Anyone interested in getting some tickets to the BU hockey this year?
10. Who makes these schedules for Thursday night football? It is like the worst games of the week are on Thursday and who wants to watch that shit?
11. I think Ronin may of his his wrist/paw climbing down a huge hill. Dude can't go a week without getting hurt.
12. The mini twix bars are the shit!
13. Anyone see Lauren Brady around? I think she may of been kidnapped. How else do you explain the fact we have been playing the same word with friends game since August? She plays 1 word every Saturday morning.
14. I really like the new Sherlock Holmes show Elementary.
15. Katie is more excited than I am about my tattoo next Thursday.
16. Chrissy is still holding out hope that his invite to Shaun Larry's, wedding of the year, is lost in the mail.
17. If you don't have the Thuuz sports ap then you are missing out on good fantasy info.
18. The dart team is going strong and in 1st place.
19. DJ Brighto is out of the pokey.
20. Has anyone seen Smiddy? Mario has been looking to meet up with him for some beers on the weekend but he never gets a reply. I hope everything is ok.

That is it for today. As always I am sure there are a ton of things I forgot. I will try to do better next week.

Friday, October 5, 2012

Burger buy turns ugly in Yarmouth

SOUTH YARMOUTH A 42-year-old ex-convict from Hanson faces aggravated assault and battery and kidnapping charges after an argument over a cheeseburger allegedly escalated into violence.


Sean Moran was arrested Sunday morning by Yarmouth police at the Irish Village Motel after allegedly holding a woman against her will in a motel room, punching her in the face, threatening her with an 8-inch shard of wood and allegedly saying, “pick the spot where you are going to die” and “your never going to see your kids,” according to a police report filed at Barnstable District Court.

Police noted in their report that the victim was half the size of her alleged attacker, with him being 6-foot-1 and 278 pounds. During the arrest, Officer Richard Fichter Jr. had to use two sets of handcuffs on Moran to fit his large frame, and was also unable to buckle Moran’s seat belt for the same reason.

According to police, Moran and the victim were in town for a dart tournament when Moran promised the woman that he would take her out for dinner. Then he purchased the cheeseburger for himself, which started the argument. Some time later, police say, the two returned to a room in the motel where the arguing continued.

Moran was held without bail at the Barnstable County Correctional Facility, pending a dangerousness hearing Thursday.

He faces charges of kidnapping, two counts of aggravated assault and battery, two counts of assault and battery, assault with a dangerous weapon, intimidating a witness and two counts of a threat to commit a crime.
Yarmouth police said Moran previously had served 22 months in jail in New York for weapons and assault charges, the report said.


I know what you are thinking - "Why didn't she buy her own burger"?
The reason I posted this? Sean Moran is Chrissy's cousin. Yeah, the same guy who used to post hot chicks here on the blog. The 22 months in jail that Moran served, was for stabbing his ex wife!
Chrissy it looks like you may be the most normal in your family. Congrats I guess.

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

TMX week 4 review


Tmx week 4 review is in!! Tmx is a fantasy reporting news agent committed to truth in all reports and exclusive interviews loosely affiliated with Folan.com the number 6 ranked website on the interwebs.

Week four was high scoring wild week with 6 teams with qbs going for 35pts or over and 3 teams topping the 150pt mark. Is it still an rb league? We also had one of the Tmx volunteers involved in a scary situation. Notoriously anti Tmx owner Wes Cash was tracked down to a secret location using informants so we sent the volunteer out to ask the simple yet obvious question why did Jerkshots start a kicker who wasnt playing? Simple enough. Is Jerkshots sending the kicker a message to embarrass him? Is Jerkshots sending the league a message saying kickers mean nothing? Obvious questions. The volunteer showed up at the location and knocked twice and was greeted  by his account ) by a ninja like person who spit some sort of green mist in my face and stole my Tmx notepad then came back and stole my official Tmx volunteer button. The investigation continues but lets make it clear Tmx will not be deterred by  kabuki ninja mist or anything else!

On to the review. Sflabo came in second this week with a very solid 150.5 usually enough to win. Starting Fitzy over Cam seemed risky but worked and this team is stacked at rb with 2 runners going for over 100yds and tds. Julio Jones was a huge disappointment comingin with 3.5 points or the week may  have gone to him. Slippery Wizards wasted monster weeks from Tom Brady and Rowdy Roddy White but finished with 150 and cant be mad to move up the board and near the money. The Jerkshots are riding the Brees to Colston combo who got 70pts for them this week and are proud owners of one of the best wr in the league thus far in AJ Green who topped 30 again this week. DTF finally got Rodgers on the right page as he tossed up a 40 burger  and got a healthy 28.5 from Witten and is looking to make his move. Beachbums had a rare off week in which he sat CJ 21pts and Turner 28.5 in favor of Leshoure 6pts still got over 100pts for the week and is in 2nd overall, who wouldnt take those "off weeks". MFN had a rough week at the rb position. How rough? Well he benched Sjax who had 6.5 which was better than the two guys he started. Injuries continue to hamper MFN's move to the top. Black Dynamite  continues to wait for disappointing rbs Mathews and Rice to perform and have to deal with the ever shakey Romo running the ship.  Nutsaway is in a similiar position waiting for DMC to play the way he's hoping he will. 3.5 from your number one back is not going to cut it and thats what has Nutsaway near the bottom this week.

The last place team was White Unicorn. In the history of ADSL never have trades sent a team in such a spiral. Trading for Vick then starting CARSON PALMER?  Guess houshmazoo didnt get open as palmer put up 8pts in a huge qb week. White Unicorn needs to work the wire or make a trade that will get him off the mat. Shady did put up shady numbers but so did Charles? Well we made a call to the owner of White Unicorn to see what his plan was. Hey its Tmx whats going on? "Tmx I'm I know I should be down but its my birthday so I'm going to party like only the White Unicorns can party IN YOUR FACE TMX!" Uhhm ok but you realize you came in last and are now two points out of last place overall ? "Hey Tmx your ruining this party you see Shady putting up numbers I got faith, hey Jerkshots do that dance again this time pick a Villenz player hahahhaha" Wait a minute you guys arent doing hammy dances over there are you? Not you too!!! " Tmx I gotta go see  you at the top of the heap next week!!" WOW a surprising developement there. The aforementioned Villenz were this weeks winner with a balanced attack that had every starter in double digits and they are in possession of two dominant defenses. The bears finished with 29 and their starters the texans 28. This is the second win for the Villenz and they are looking to run away from the pack with 160pt weeks. The bench of the Villenz even put up 100pts so it may be tough to stop this rolling train!! Tmx called the now super confident Villenz owner. Hey its Tmx congrats on the win! " oh did i win didnt check, but not surprised. Do me a favor Tmx clear the line I'm planning the biggest wedding since Princess Di CLICK" Wow.

Well good luck Villenz eventhough you dont seem to feel you need it. Tmx then made a call to Tmx regular Peyton Manning. Hey Peyton its Tmx again. "oh golly Tmx how are you, man the team is really starting to gel and with the exception of Mr Villenz having us to wedding stuff I think we got a good shot to win" Huh wedding stuff what? " yeah Mr Villenz got a huge wedding I'm sure you heard its all we do last week had ball room dancing funny seeing Fitzy in a bridesmaid dress, Tmx I'm sorry I gotta run we have to go over serving forks vs eating forks today, talk to you soon" Weird operation over there at Villenz but they are the leaders in the league so you cant question it.








Now onto the All Iggles

QB- C. Newton    34pts     Sflabo
RB-W. McGahee  27pts     Nutsaway
RB-M. Turner      28.5pts   Beachbums
WR-B.Marshall     27.5pts  White Unicorn
WR- D.Bowe        24.5pts   Villenz
TE-  G. Olsen       17pts      Jerkshots
D - Bears           29pts     Villenz
K - Prater          14pt       White Unicorn

     Looks like the Iggles had a good week too with 201.5. Villenz found time to help out team Iggles while winning the week, ironically its Iggles that brought Villenz into the league. White Unicorn cant afford to be coming in last and dropping off 41.5 points to the Iggles team!! Lets stay focused and play the right plays this week. Tons of waiver wire action as you'd expect with teams trying to grab the hot rbs and wrs to be ready for byes and the grind of the season. Per usual we have the dreaded Thursday night action this week so have your team ready and hope everyone stays healthy. Tmx out

Monday, October 1, 2012

October is here

It is Chrissys Bday month. That means lots of celebrating. I am hoping to get a  group together to go to the Wickedon Pub (and maybe the Satin Doll). Whats a good weekend for everyone?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Even if my dog is limping he still wants to go for a long walk.
2. Reegan likes to pay his bets off in silver bars:

(The price of silver in 1973 was $1.95)
3. Rio is pulling back the reigns on his Sunday Fundays.
4. The Honey Boo Boo family makes $20,000 per episode.
5. Mike G is adopting a dog.
6. Dr Suess cheated on his wife while she was sick with cancer for 13 years - when she killed herself, he married the mistress.
7. NEVER EVER watch The 5 Year Engagement. It is by the worst movie ever.
8. Rio is on the verge of buying a house. Congrats!
9. I thought refinancing would be easier than it is.
10. Kjersgard is addicted to Song Pop.
11. It drives me crazy to watch only 1 football game. at one time.
12. Rob loads his son up with Mountain Dew to amp him up before his football games.
13. Who set me up for this text??  - Hey Derek, not sure if you or anyone you know still smokes.  But www.7cigs.com is giving away free e-cig trials. - Tom
14. DJ Brighto is banging out a 10 day stint in Dedham.
15. I am not really sure how I feel about Bad Piggies.
16. Rio is having a hell of a time playing the wrong guys in fantasy each week.


Friday, September 28, 2012

Sun Brew Fest

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Wednesday, September 26, 2012

TMX Week 3


Tmx week 3 review is here....
 
Tmx is a fantasy reporting agency committed to truth in reporting with a loose association with folan.com the 7th ranked website on the www's. This week in Tmx we saw the first trade and its impact. White Unicorn formerly know as MungoIBTD traded Andy Dalton and Jamal Charles to Beachbums for Mike Vick and Kevin Smith. Dalton is playing alot better than Vick and well Kevin Smith didn't see the field on Sunday as he lost his job? The league loves trades and people willing to make moves. Tmx loves learning new words. Todays word is Collusion- an agreement between 2 or more parties sometimes illegal and secretive to limit competition by deceiving, misleading or defrauding usually resulting in an unfair competitive advantage. Just joking Tmx cant get in the heads of Gm's making moves in week 3 to better their respective teams. This week in a rare interview with Jerkshots new ownership done anonymously the new "owner" stated without the old regime it feels like the 04 Sox when they got rid of Nomar.
Playing loose and free now pressure and aside from the hammy dance the other owner still does you wouldn't recognize this team. Jerkshots came in 2nd this week with a huge week from AJ Green who put up 34.5 and they now are in third place and threatening the leaders. Nutsaway finally got a good game from his running backs with MJD going off for 30 and if Stafford doesnt get hurt had a shot at making a real move to the top. Fourth place saw Villenz playing the right rb but missing on the right qb. If Villenz finds the right combo he may take over the top spot. He sits comfortably in 2nd for now. The Slippery Wizards doing the wire act they do relying on Martellus Bennett pickup this week and Alf pickup last not sure how long they can afford to live off the wire or benching Flacco's big game for a pedestrian game from his number one qb Brady. Black Dynamite ( formerly White Devils) finally got the numbers they expected from Ray Rice and Welker and look to be heading in the right direction.
 Questions around wonder why its not Black DYNO-MIIIIIIITE JJ Walker style but other than that the ship seems to be heading in the right direction with the new name. MFN  seems to have hit a lull. Injuries to his top two backs had him scrambling the wire and missed on two rbs and grabbed fantasy heart breaker Deangelo Williams landing him in 7th place for the week. White Unicorn coming off the trade that kept the league buzzing finished in 8th for the week with Megatron saving him with a big week 32 points while newly aquired Mike Vick is in danger of losing his job with an 8pt outing. BREAKING NEWS- at press time Tmx just recieved word that White Unicorn was able to acquire Lesean Mccoy and Fred Davis for Rob Gronkowski and Isaac Redman. This could be the move to make up for the last trade, cant knock the White Unicorns for making moves!! Sflabo came in 9th and as stated above is making moves trading his top rb for tight end help. Underachieving Shady is out and with Fred Jackson ready to come back Sflabo is ready to come back as well!!! This weeks winner was Beachbums who put up a league high 160 many thanks to the pickup of Jamal Charles who went off for 42 points more than half as many as the last place team DTF who finished with 62. Tmx made the calls and was follows is actual phone calls with owners and players. First up we talked to the Beachbums owners. Hey Beachbums its Tmx whats up! " White Unicorn? that you? I told you dont call this phone! Call the hoe phone! No way the commish isn't bugging this phone after that trade!!" Uhmm Beachbums its Tmx? Can you hear me you sound like your in a bunker? " oh Tmx hey whats up sorry my kid took the phone he's such a joker. Hows things  ?boy we got lucky this week. NO idea how we won and honestly Tmx not to cut you short but I gotta run I'm in my fantasy bunker and try and make some waiver wire magic thanks for the call" Fantasy Bunker? Wow no wonder he wins titles. Tmx then called the one downer on the Beachbums roster to see what is going on Chris Johnson This is what we got. "the number you have reached has been disconnected, no further information is available. OUCH well hope friend of Tmx CJ gets it together usually a good call. The last place team and last in the league is DTF. Tmx called DTF owners and here is how it went. Hey DTF its Tmx again whats going on? " Hey Tmx this is the last time you call this number cuz we finish in last!! I just had Rodgers over here and told him I'll trade or start Big Ben who outscored him again if he keeps this up!! WE are on the rise!!!" Sounds good DTF but didnt big ben say he was going to outscore Rodgers last week? " Tmx I dont like your tone! I''m trying to get out of this dank ass basement! Place got mice I gotta go. See you next week!!" Well good luck DTF.
ALL IGGLES TIME
QB- Ben Rothlesberger 44 DTF
RB- Cedric Benson 13 Slippery Wizards
RB- M. Turner 15 Beachbums
WR-L. Fitzgerald 26.5 Villenz
WR- T. Smith 32 Slippery Wizards
TE- Pettigrew 19.5 Beachbums
D- Seahawks 20 White Unicorn
K- Hanson 15 Black Dynamite

 
Iggles finished up with 185 which was not much more than the Beachbums. Looks like DTF and Slippery Wizards gave the Iggles the win this week. Its week 4 and the byes are upon us and the Thursday games continue and so do the trades!! The hammy dancers and BD took out Stafford, Spiller, Dhb, Bush and a few others but none seemed season ending so lets hope for a healthy week and some new blood at the top!! TMX OUT