Week 7 was a wild week
but that's no surprise the whole season has been pretty
unpredictable. The major breaking news was Jerkshots dumping their
once proud GM due to lack of involvement, this came as no real shocker as
he didn't even bother to attend the draft and its seems as
if Jerkshots is doing fine without him, looking for their first
ever championship. The week also featured 4 players putting up ZEROS for their
teams somewhere the All Iggles smirk. Villenz
continues to pull off a week in and week out good plays - this week Vincent
Jackson going for over 200yds rec and that landed
them in 2nd place for the week and is still hanging on to the top spot
with Mannings bye over. DTF is riding the Rodgers -
Nelson connection and is far removed from the basement and making a move to get
to the money!! Black Dynamite finished fourth for the week and is fourth
overall. The AP for Ray Rice trade may decide where these two teams finish!!
White Unicorn continues to push forward despite what looks like a
Mega-disappointment from Calvin Johnson so far this season. (Tmx
writers worked all week on that line hope its not over the readers heads).
The Jerkshots with Brees overcame zeros from TWO
of their starters to finish in 6th and get over 100pts for the
week!! The team is loaded and was voted healthiest team in the league, they are
in 2nd with all eyes on the top spot. MFN came in 7th week and was
another member of team zero as he got zero from the tight end
but RG3 continues to play at an MVP pace. The
Slippery Wizards finished 8th for the week and continue to see their number one
pick Tom Brady be outplayed by other teams back up qbs; how long
before the trade winds swing his way? Sflabo came in 9th place and
is lucky to end up there getting a total of 4.5pts from
the wr spot!! Nutsaway is the last place team this
week. Nutsaway had MJD go down with an injury and
join team zero but also had his whole bench make the All Iggles a
first in ADSL!!
The TMX advice is obvious. Hire
former Iggles owner or simply use his Costanza
approach!! As a rule TMX believes if you pick up a player you
start him so starting Cobb should have been a no brainer and the rest of your
team would know you mean business.
TMX suggests Nutsaway send that team some sort of message before they
take over the year and your having Rent-a-Center furnish the basement!! Your
track record in this league shows you can make the adjustment TMX has faith. The winner this week was perennial favorite Beachbums
who in a bye week and riding CJ pulled off the win. Beachbums is
now in the money and has his big bye week behind him we made a call to the GM
and this is the actual conversation. Hey Beachbums
its Tmx great win in the bye week hows it going? " Hey tmx you caught me at a bad time I'm in my war-room going over
trades and waiver wire moves I appreciate you calling but I have no comment just
happy to win" Well ok typical beachbums answer good luck the rest
of the way. Tmx then made a call to Tmx favorite
Chris Johnson. Hey Cj its Tmx what good?
"Tm-motherfucking-x how you be? Dont call it a comeback! Told
you I"m the best now I showed you I'm the best!! Feels so
good" Uhhm Cj you've been kind of a disappointment
for two years dont you think you're taking this a little far?
" Yo Tmx you're my dudes but I dont
need this negativity I'm meeting Pacman at a
club gonna make it rain. If you show up bring an umbrella
#cjsback OUT" Wow well there you have it if he plays like he
talks Beachbums may rise to the stop.
TE - Heath Miller 16 DTF
K Bailey 13 Nutsaway
The All Iggles came in with 159 and 78.5 of those came from
Nutsaway!! The rest of Nutsaways team was on a bye
meaning every bench player made the team. Now everyone knows
the Iggles and Voodoo man had a decent relationship but my
goodness!! This is a first and hopefully a last before TMX is
going to have to look into some collusion charges!! The trade deadline is
approaching and the top 4 are under 100pts and the bottom is even
closer with 5- basement separated by only 37pts!! Time to make the
right moves and look to upgrade your team!! Good luck in week 8 and hope there
are no team zero members in your lineups!!
Stay healthy TMX OUT.
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